Original subtitles

So today, I am at Dinder Muffin Corporate Headquarters for my evaluation.

I'm meeting with CFO Dave, which makes him my head manager.

Now, don't you think it?

You're thinking, hey, Michelle, you're always

twittering about how you're the head manager.

Down to the balls, suck that cock down to the balls!

So really, I'm a head supervisor and he's head manager.

So anyways, last year, I didn't get good reviews.

I think it's because the CFO Dave wasn't getting any pussy from his wife.

He was cheating on him with vibrator salesman.

Hello, Michelle.

He's standing right there, isn't he?

Hi, Dave, how are you?

You mean since my wife left me for the vibrator salesman?

Oh, Dave, when are you ever gonna forget about that sheen whore?

Ah, yeah.

We're still married.

Jenny, I said good to see you!

Good to see you too.

You're looking great.

That's what she said.

I did indeed.

Well, guilty as charged.

Look at you, you look like you're getting since I'm a doll at Woodbridge.

That's not a tan Michelle.

I'm Milato.

So, Michelle, despite the recent economic recession that we're having, your branch

has again proven to be highly profitable for this quarter.

Now, despite the fact that your methods are extremely non-traditional,

you know, we stand behind you 150%.

We are very impressed with the numbers that you're putting out.

Well, thank you, said the battleship.

See, we really don't want to micron.

What I mean is that even though you do something differently than other managers,

we don't want to change what it is that you do.

Really?

Yes?

Yes.

I mean, I stayed up all night putting together this video and downloading it to

my phone so I can change you guys' mind about the way that I do things.

But, Michelle, we just gave you a good rating.

So, there's really no need for us to view.

But, let's just watch it anyways.

I even have a speech rate.

Okay.

All right.

Lady and gentlemen, today, George Bush Jr. will be proven right.

I have snuck in a weapon of mass destruction that will blow both of your minds up.

So, just play.

I'll change your mind about me, totally.

I want to have a little talk with you.

I'm still really excited about Obama in office.

How about you?

That's exciting, I guess.

I mean, right?

A black president.

So, what's the word on the street anyway?

Are they still going to give him props even though he's become the man?

Excuse me.

You know?

Is he down with the BOB?

Or do they call him?

Don't, man.

Don't, man.

I try to tell him.

I'm our whole floats, man.

Get out of spokes, man.

It's cheesy.

He's black.

Sometimes I like to have little chats with my ethnic employees.

Whether they're black, Asian, Latin, or midget.

And I think it's really important to get them to open up to me.

So, I can get in their minority heads and see what it's like to be them.

I learned that from a great black leader.

Martin Lawrence, from Big Momma's house too.

Sam, I really think you should line up about this.

whole black thing.

You know, I'm trying to teach the world to sing in perfect harmony.

And I can't do that if you're blaring your hip hop of bitterness and division.

You're the one that brought it up.

That's what she said.

So, to show you that just because I'm the man, I'm not here to keep you down.

Candy.

Hello.

Can you come in here for a minute, please?

Thank you.

So, Stan, you haven't noticed.

Candy here is Caucasian.

So, for race relations sake, she's going to let you keep her down.

Have fun.

We will.

Hmm.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Hmm.

Yeah, no.

Hmm.

Oh.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

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Mmm...ff...ahem.

Mmm...mmm...umm...mm...… Jurassicae.

Mmm...

Yeah, it's great like that.

It's great like that.

Oh, good.

One, two...

One... Two...

Three... Three... Two...

And then, filming.

See you next time!

I can hold it.

Show me your way.

Show me your way.

Show me your way.

Yes, don't.

Don't.

Don't.

Don't.

Don't.

Don't.

Oh, what's your favorite position?

Get him hard.

Get him hard.

Keep him hard.

Get him hard.

Keep on hard.

Just a little bit of this shit.

Okay, well...

I was in a movie, guys.

Yeah.

Yes, doctor.

Yes, nurse.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck yeah.

Oh, fuck yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Right there.

That was good.

Look at that.

I'm here!

I'm here!

I'm here!

I'm here!

Oh!

No, no, no!

I can't get that's right.

Oh, that's right.

This is crazy.

Oh, that's crazy.

Oh, it's a place there.

Poor kids.

I think that's mad.

I'm jumping.

What the fuck are you talking about?

You're fucking mad.

You're fucking mad.

You're fucking mad.

You're fucking mad.

You're fucking mad.

You're fucking mad.

You're fucking mad.

You're fucking mad.

I know I know.

A little bit of time.

I know.

I know.

I know.

I know.

So, now that I've brought white and black together, we, as a whole office,

as one, can work together in peace and harmony.

And love our co-worker, no matter what race or religion.

And that's the lesson we've learned here today.

There's three things that I love.

Number one, I love presses.

Number two, I love crossword puzzles.

And number three, I love pussy.

Oh, we actually have 24 hundred moments.

No, I'm sorry, the price break isn't until 25.

If you want to go up one more, then yes, you can get a, the other ring

in, you can get the price break, and every group gets this count.

Can I give you a call back?

Thanks.

Just as I thought, can you notice, Mr. Thomas, commonly referred to as a score.

Most messy of all nice creatures.

All right, people, for great yourselves, we have a code grey, squirrel attack,

our repeat, code grey, rabbit squirrel attack.

Jimmy, tick the violin cabinets.

Underass, right?

Very bad.

How did the vending machines build little

buggers head into the nut buster bowls first?

And Sam, we're in a hammer's nails.

Nobody gets out of this place.

We're stealing it.

Uh, do we?

If we, uh, tape up all the doors and windows, what,

what do you expect we do when we run out of air?

Mitch, it's only chance we've got.

Good luck.

Um, yeah.

So the theme of this week, from messing with

Duane, is squirrel infestation of his desk.

We told him that we saw a bunch of squirrels running around in the parking

lot, and then we showed him the security footage.

Fact, squirrels are most human-like out of all the animals.

Some people would argue that gorillas are, because they can learn sign language.

But if that's the case, they're more like deaf humans.

So no, squirrels are.

And that is how you squirrel-proof a desk.

In a month, Duane's speaking, how may I help you?

Talked by the rabbit squirrel.

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Oh, my god.

Do you see your puppy?

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Hey, yeah.

Oh!

Oh, my, man.

Oh my gosh!

Oh my gosh!

Oh my gosh!

Oh my gosh!

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oh, you're... fucking short.

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Oh, fuck!

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oh my god!

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Yeah.

This is the real fucking good.

Oh, oh.

Oh, oh.

Oh, oh.

Oh, oh.

Oh, oh.

Oh, oh.

Oh, my God.

Oh, no.

Did you ever repeat the sentence?

She did.

She did that.

What's wrong with this?

She did?

She did it a bit.

It was hard to use this.

Come on, come on, come on.

Oh... Oh, my God...

God...

If I stopped working to kill those squirrels, the squirrels will win.

And if you think I'm going to let them take away my freedom,

after they brought down those two towers, you sir are full.

So this morning I was waiting in line at Starbuckachinos before work.

Gonna grab a quick espresso.

An espresso if you will.

And I reached in my pocket to grab my wallet and it's not there.

Apparently I left it at home.

Read was behind me in line.

So he spotted me the cash.

Must be my lucky day.

That is my name on this credit card.

It's Michelle.

No, it's not a girl's name.

It happens to be French.

I ordered five dozen cock rings from you guys.

Are you going to get off your ass and deliver those to me or not?

Because if you don't, I'll tell you something.

There's going to be a bunch of upset gypsies.

And they're going to be horny.

And they're going to be pissed.

And when they're done singing and dancing,

they're going to care about over to your house.

And they're going to fuck their dog.

You understand me?

Good.

Mercy.

Who is read?

Oh, he's the quality assurance director for this French.

But other than that, he's kind of a mystery.

Oh, except one time he told me that he accidentally

moved to Korea and then he called me Sandy.

I heard his dick was so big.

It had a kneecap.

I have a question for you.

Ask her of questions.

Who's more dangerous than an office environment?

Read or brown bear.

Correct answer.

Read with bear class.

So in one day, I asked read how his weekend was.

And he started telling me about it.

And then I realized he was telling me the

plot for the Patrick Swayzing movie Roadhouse.

And then he called me Sandy.

Roadhouse.

Who told you that, Sandy?

Yeah.

I've had some pretty crazy times.

Crazy.

Remember, one time me and my fat sarcastic friend and

McLovin went to get some booze so we could go get laid.

We never did get laid.

We ended up back at the Roadhouse where I worked.

Or we kicked ass and took some names.

I got a shipment here of conference.

Is that right?

Yo, right here.

Yes.

Okay, I'm starting right there for you.

Okay, thanks a lot.

Thank you.

Hey, Kelly.

Hi, Liz, stupid.

What's up in the afternoon?

Well, Katie, stuff.

Stuff.

Well, since you're so much into stuff, why don't you just say something?

stuff me up with some read.

Mm?

You did it.

You should see scores.

Really?

Yeah.

Oh.

I've been looking at your tits for how long have you worked here?

Oh, no, that's long, but I haven't begun.

Every day.

Oh, my God.

Why didn't you tell me?

I was waiting for this moment.

Really?

Oh, my God.

Are you sure you're in the right office?

Oh, yeah.

So sure.

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Be it.

Be it.

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my God, this is so wet.

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Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Let me do it.

Let me do it.

Let me do it.

Let me stay still.

Oh, that's so dirty.

Oh, that's so dirty, is there anything.

No.

Stay down.

Stay down.

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You, one inside, you.

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Oh my god!

Oh my god!

Oh my god!

Oh my god!

Oh my god!

Thank you, Sarah.

Hi me, then are you going to remember?

I'm so sorry.

I'm so sorry.

I'm so sorry.

I'm so sorry.

I'm fantastic.

Oh my god!

Oh my god!

Oh my god!

Read these gentlemen say they're here to see you.

Michelle!

Luke!

Did he confess?

Because if he didn't, I have pliers, mold

vinegar, and a quart of motor oil in my desk.

Dwayne!

Dwayne!

Dwayne!

Dwayne!

Dwayne, why are you so scared of?

Ninja bears.

No, let me finish.

What are you so scared of with a practical joke?

My nuts.

They slid off the desk and they broke.

See?

You're really worried.

Come on.

Really?

I mean the soldier nuts know feel better about the situation.

Realize.

Put those down.

Put those away.

Come on.

I fear nothing.

Good.

There's nothing to be afraid of.

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You should know this.

Of course.

Of course, it better.

Of

course, it better.

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Sorry about that.

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Oh my god!

How'd you come from here and love me now?

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Okay.

You're going to get in here and wrap them.

I know you did something, Jimmy.

I'm gonna find out what.

I have no idea what you're talking about.

You said you had a little bit of work to do.

How am I supposed to do it?

Finally.

Jimmy!

Jimmy!

What the fuck was that?

Pretty powerful shit huh?

That was horrifying.

And what way?

In always.

You allow your staff to run wild.

You allow office sex on company time.

They put company property and each other at risk for gags.

You clearly have an effect on race relations.

And the fact that you haven't fired Reid yet, even

though he is clearly a thief as well as a Michael maniac.

Who cares if he loves Lego?

He's part of the team and there's no eye in team.

Michelle, are you just throwing out sayings or what here?

Michelle, this video has caused us to rethink

about your evaluation here at the company.

Great!

That's not good.

Michelle, I will call you next week to set up a

time where we can have another evaluation of this.

And thank you for setting us straight.

Alright, well.

Bye.

Bye.

Bye Michelle.

Can I call her races?

There are no races in real life Michelle.

Okay.

Can you believe that?

No.

But I can believe the owner that that movie just gave me.

I forgot

my... I like a sloppy little job.

Especially in the office.

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Good, sir.

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first time

I've been in the past few years.

This is the first time I've been in the past few years.

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Fuck it.

Fuck!

Fuck!

Fuck!

Fuck!

Yeah!

Fuck!

I ADHcing him.

That's a bad idea.

The fuck you're hosting?

Yeah.

He's stupid.

Please.

I don't even see that.

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Oh, fuck.

I'm just starting to get out of my mouth as close as I could be a little slight.

Yeah.

It's your dick really fucking hard.

It's a good answer there.

It's real good.

It's so fucking wet.

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Oh, fuck.

So fucking hard.

It's your fault.

It's my fault.

Yeah.

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I'm back.

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I'm extremely like a little slight.

A little overslender.

Yes.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Is that it right there?

You feel like that?

I love it.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, my God.

Yes, fuck me, fuck me, fuck me.

Yes.

Oh, my God.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Yes, fuck me, fuck me, fuck me.

Yes.

That's it right there.

Hold on, stop.

Don't stop.

Oh, my God.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, I'm gonna come in the cuck.

Oh, I'm gonna stick it back in there now.

Yeah.

Give it to me.

Give it to me.

Now, my pussy.

Now, my little pussy.

Right there.

Right there.

Yeah.

Unfortunately, I'm watching this slide in and out.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

You know, just like that.

Nice.

Oh, fuck.

Yes.

Fuck, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, my God.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

That's

it.

Yeah.

Right there.

Yeah.

Stick in deep inside me.

Fuck.

Fuck.

Just inside the table.

I'm going to uni fuck you.

Yeah.

Fuck.

Fuck.

Fuck it good.

Yes, I'm on it.

I'm on my fucking first.

So I can find it.

But I can make you mean it.

Oh, the sound effect.

Oh my god, yeah.

Oh yeah.

Oh!

The time you try.

The time you try.

Wove it.

The time you try.

Oh my god!

Yes!

Yes!

Yes!

Yes!

Yes!

Yes!

Yes!

Yes!

Yes!

Yes!

Look at that!

Oh, fuck, yes!

That's it.

Yes.

Oh, fuck, yes.

Oh, God, yes.

Oh, God, oh, fuck!

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

I've been me over.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Yeah.

Oh, fuck.

Yeah.

Yeah.

I'm gonna fuck that pussy.

Yeah.

I'm gonna fuck you fucking head pussy.

Yeah.

Let's stick it in there.

Holy shit.

So hard.

Yeah.

Because you make me fucking head pussy.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Make you really hard?

Mm-hmm.

Oh, God.

That looks so good.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Yes.

Oh, fuck.

Yes.

Yeah.

I like being bent over like this.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, my goodness.

Yes, fuck me.

I've made my ass jiggle over your cock.

Yeah.

Oh, fuck.

Yes.

Yes.

Oh, fuck.

Yes.

Oh, fuck.

Yes.

Oh, fuck.

Yeah.

Oh, fuck me.

Mm-hmm.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Open that up.

Oh, God.

It's so good too.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, God.

Yeah.

You're fucking ass shit.

Oh.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh.

Oh.

Fuck.

Oh, yes.

Yes.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, yes.

Stop.

Don't stop.

Oh, stop.

Yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Don't shit to be.

Don't do me.

Don't do me.

Don't do me.

I don't feel like this.

Do you think we have our list?

Yeah.

Yeah.

Fucking the branch manager.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, fucks.

Yeah.

Fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.

Oh yes.

Yes, fuck my pussy hard.

I found my pussy.

Yes, I found my little pussy.

Oh yes.

Fuck my pussy really hard.

Yeah, fuck me.

Yeah.

Feels really good.

It's so hard deep inside my little pussy.

Oh, yeah.

In.

Oh, come on.

Fuck me.

Yeah.

Oh, fuck.

Yes, fuck.

Fuck.

Oh, fuck.

How am I pussy harder?

Just like that.

Oh, just like that.

Oh, fuck, yes.

Yes, don't stop.

Don't stop.

Fuck me.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Fuck.

Fuck.

Fuck.

Fuck.

Fuck.

Fuck.

Fuck.

Fuck.

Fuck.

Oh, yes.

Oh, just spread it open.

Yeah.

Yeah, can you see it going at all?

Yeah.

It's like that.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, my god, yes.

Yes.

Oh, fuck.

Oh.

Yes.

Oh, my god.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, yeah.

I can get your fuckin' hair, man.

Yeah.

Yeah, listen.

Oh, fuck.

Yes.

Look at my ass.

Look my fucking ass.

Oh, fuck yes.

Oh, fuck yes.

Oh, fuck yes, oh, oh.

Fuck you.

It's so hard.

Yeah.

Oh, I'm telling you.

Fuck.

And guess.

Yeah, stick it in.

Oh, huh.

Yeah.

Oh, huh.

I'm gonna post your heart over.

Oh, fuck yes.

Yeah.

Oh, fuck me.

Fuck me.

Fuck me.

Fuck me.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, fuck, yes, yes.

Let me second that.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, my God.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, my God.

Yes.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my, yes, yes.

Oh, my God.

Yeah.

Oh, and you, oh dear, oh yes!

Oh my God.

Oh looking at me, oh my god.

Oh, fuck.

Oh fuck yes.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, fuck me.

Fuck me.

Oh, my god.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, my god.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, my god.

Oh, fuck, yes.

You guys are right there.

Right there.

Oh, my god.

Oh, my god.

Oh, fuck!

Oh, fuck, yes.

Oh, you are good.

Oh, fuck, yes, oh.

Fuck.

Oh, fuck, yes.

Oh, fuck, yes.

Oh, fuck, yes.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, no.

Is that my head?

Is this all right there?

Yes.

Fuck me.

Yes.

Oh, fuck!

Oh, my God.

Oh, fuck, yes.

Okay.

We did it, it.

We stopped.

Don't stop.

Right there.

Oh, just fucking me.

Oh, my God.

Oh, fuck, oh, oh, oh, my God, yes, right there, right there.

Oh, you're fucking dumb.

The water got in.

I want you to come for me.

Yeah, that fucked me hard.

Oh, fuck me hard.

You're gonna come for me?

Yeah, I want you to fucking come for me.

Oh, yeah.

Can you give me your come?

Yeah.

Oh dear.

Oh dear.

Oh dear.

Are you hungry?

You're coming on your ass, huh?

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Come for you.

Yeah.

Oh.

Oh.

We're fucking now I'm gonna come.

You're fucking comfy, huh?

Yeah.

Yeah.

Give me that fucking comfy.

Yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, fuck yeah.

It's a nice load.

Yeah.

It's a nice big load all over my juicy ass.

Yeah.

Fuck you.

Yeah.

Fuckin' hey.

You're fucking good one.

Good.

Yeah.

You're good?

Yeah.

You're good.

Are you kidding me?

Yeah.

I need it back.

It's very good.

And so good I might even give you half the branches profits.

It's so fucking good.

Yeah.

Oh.

Oh, man.

So it turns out Dave and Jenny were just kidding about giving me a bad review.

And to top it off, got this jacket.

And this plant.

And this painting.

Oh, no.

I'd say this review really paid off.

So good.

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