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What's going on, mister?

What's my stepson up to today?

Um, you know, stuff.

Hmm, I can see stuff.

Well, I'm going to get out of here because I'm getting ready to do my yoga.

No, I don't care. Just do your yoga stuff. I'm not going to bother you.

All right, fine.

You know, you should start working out too.

What, do yoga? That's for girls.

Well, I don't have to do yoga.

We can get you a gym membership.

I talked to your father about it. He said he thought it was a good idea, too.

I don't want to do steroids.

Oh, you're not going to have to do steroids, buddy.

Jeez. If you want to look good.

It's just, like, not my, like, it's, like, not my scene, you know?

How do you know if you're not trying?

Because I see videos on, like, Instagram all the time of, like, guys that work

out. It's like not really my thing.

You never know.

It might help, you know, your little ambition to maybe go look for a

job. Mom, I am looking for jobs.

Well, how's that going then?

There's like no jobs. Like, nobody's like hiring.

Oh, please.

Come on. Even if it's just... Like a gas station or something.

Who cares?

Something to get you out of the house and keep your mind busy.

I didn't work at a gas station. I wouldn't get robbed.

Okay, maybe not a gas station. But how about a job at the restaurant or

something?

I can't remember stuff good.

Like, I can't, like... And you gotta carry all kinds of stuff. Like, I'll

and fall.

Oh. I stole the drinks everywhere.

How about doing dishes in a restaurant?

That's not a bad idea.

Doing dishes?

Yeah, I mean, what's wrong with that?

And no one would even know you were there.

I mean, that's not true.

It is true.

And you can work there until you find something better, you know?

I mean, it can't be that bad, right?

I don't know. I mean, but, like, I don't know. Like, I got some, like, you know,

like, some online stuff I'm kind of, like, working on, like, I think could

of pay off big.

I just need, like, a little more time.

All right.

I mean, if you say so.

Where have you had any friends or girlfriends come over lately?

I mean, I don't know.

Like... You used to have girls come over all the time.

My girlfriends... Terrible nowadays.

I suppose they can be, but... You've got to be a gazillionaire to get their

attention.

Well, that's why you need to get a job.

You've got to start somewhere.

You know?

I mean, yeah, I guess that's true, but... Yes, it is.

You can't just sit around the house all day.

Your brain isn't working when you're just sitting here.

Alex, I'm not trying to nag you, but I'm just getting worried about you.

Yeah, Mom, there's nothing to worry about. I'm just telling you.

I'll figure everything out. I just need a little more.

Ed? What?

Were you just checking out?

No.

Are you crazy?

Mom is sitting here.

No.

You were.

Look, look, it's illegal to have a boner. Mom, I get boners all the time. I

wasn't looking at you like that.

Are you watching that stepmom and son porn again?

No. I don't watch it. I don't.

I was like, one time, Mom. I told you, like, I don't watch that stuff like

Alex, you have a boner, and I caught you dragging off to me.

Mom, it was an accident.

Listen, I haven't had sex with your dad in forever.

And he's probably cheating on me.

But that doesn't mean I just go around and just grab you and touch you because

I'm horny.

Seriously? You're touching my dick right now.

Well, because I caught you jacking off to me.

Well, it doesn't mean just grab my dick like that.

Come on, Alex.

What are you doing?

Touch me first.

That's kind of turning me on.

You gotta stop.

Yeah, just do it. We can't do this.

Mom, just do it.

Your father's at work.

Yeah, he's never, he's always at work. I know, but what if he comes home early?

He's not gonna come, he never comes home early.

father for now.

You're so deep in mommy.

reading you.

Yeah. You like this?

It feels good.

What the...

I'm going to put it on the camera because it's already on.