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[instrumental music]
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Alright, dad's coming. Okay, everybody ready?
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- Hey. - Hi.
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- Here's your beer. - Here's your newspaper.
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- Here's your remote. - With fresh batteries.
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Okay.
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I think I know what's going on here.
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And, no, we're not getting a puppy.
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Actually, AJ is coming to visit.
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Oh. Can't we just get a puppy?
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Why don't you like Aunt AJ, dad?
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Yeah, she's mom's best friend.
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It's not that I don't like her.
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It's that she doesn't like me.
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Oh, Bill.
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Do you remember when she tried to set you up
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with that other guy?
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Will you let that go?
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It was on our honeymoon.
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- Was he hot? - Smoking hot.
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Ha ha ha, make your little jokes
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but you and I both know
AJ never wanted you to marry me
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because I'm not exciting.
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I don't take you around the globe
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and do exciting things.
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And FYI, that smoking hot guy
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was more interested in me than you.
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Well, I like it when Aunt AJ comes to stay.
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Remember when she took us
to that fancy Italian restaurant?
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Oh, yeah, and then after we finished eating
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we had that race.
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Mm-hmm. It's called dine and dash.
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No, I think it was called Antonio's.
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Oh, there she is.
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Look, I haven't seen her in four years.
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- You be nice. - Alright, alright.
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- AJ! - Susan!
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[laughs]
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- Look at you. - Look at you.
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- Look at you. - Oh, look at you.
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Oh, my God, look at them.
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Look at these kids.
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Bryan, you've gotten so big.
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And, Trent, you are so handsome.
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And Lauren.. Oh, these are new.
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Hey, a new record.
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Twelve seconds and we are all uncomfortable.
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Oh, Bill, you haven't changed a bit.
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That goatee is never going away, is it?
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[chuckles] Well, just because you shave yours
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doesn't mean I have to shave mine.
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[chuckles]
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[theme music]
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I'm telling you, kids
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I learned more on the back
of a burrow in the Himalayas
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than I ever did in any stuffy classroom.
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Thanks, we've been trying to find a way
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to get them to drop out of school.
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You know, Lauren, I'm thinking about backpacking
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through Tibet next spring.
Would you be interested?
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Well, it depends. Do they have malls there?
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[chuckles]
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No, seriously, do they?
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I did a virtual hike in Mount Everest online.
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We should trade stories.
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Dude, what stories could
you possibly have from that?
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At 20,000 feet, I saw
a hiker trapped in a crevice.
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I kept going.
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Still haunts me.
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Bryan, you can't experience
the world through a laptop.
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You got to go out there and be in it.
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You know, walk through
an open air market in Istanbul.
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Sleep in a train station in Budapest.
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Panhandle it in the streets of Cairo.
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He's ten. He's not allowed
to go past the end of the block.
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There's more to life, Bill, than suburban Denver.
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I know that, and if it hadn't been
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for a scheduling conflict last year
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we would have seen Old Faithful.
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In Bill's defense
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he did put a high pressure nozzle on our hose
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and shot it in the air every 15 minutes.
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Must have been just like the real thing.
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That's what he kept saying.
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Yeah, that and stand back she's gonna blow.
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[laughs]
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Okay, before I blow, why don't we let
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mom and Aunt AJ have some time alone?
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I'll get you kids some ice cream.
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Bill, your vanilla's in the freezer.
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I don't want vanilla.
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I want something a little more adventurous
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like mocha almond fudge.
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You get vanilla, then we switch.
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So, last time we talked
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you were dating a cliff diver in Acapulco.
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Oh, yeah, yeah, that didn't work out.
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Oh, what happened?
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Bottle of wine and low tide.
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[gasps]
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No, I'm kidding. I'm kidding. You know me.
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After a couple of months,
it's just time to move on.
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On the plus side, he did give me his house.
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A house in Acapulco?
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Actually, it's parked in your driveway.
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You want to see?
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What is that thing?
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It's part van, part Winnebago.
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It's a vannebago.
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So what's new in Susan land these days?
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Nothing much
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still doing the exciting
glamorous homemaker thing.
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I saw this coming from the day you got married.
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Didn't I say this was gonna happen?
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Yeah, it was the gist of your toast.
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[chuckles]
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Can I let you in on a dirty little secret?
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Oh, yes.
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I love my life.
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That's great. That's really great.
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And you're doing a great job, Susan
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but when's the last time
that you really cut loose?
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Let's see.
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Oh, well, without telling Bill
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I started cooking with canola oil
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instead of butter.
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Ooh.
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You're not!
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Oh, please!
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[giggling]
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Hey, do you remember that time in college
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that you told those frat guys
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that we're exchange students from Paris?
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Right, w-w-wait, um..
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Oh, bonjour. I am Fifi and this is my Zoey.
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[laughs]
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I would just hate to think
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that you've lost that fun, impetuous side.
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Oh, it's still there.
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I just don't get a chance to show it as often.
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- Mm-hmm. - Uh-oh.
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Yeah, I know that look. What are you thinking?
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[inhales deeply]
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Can Fifi come out and play?
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[laughs]
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[instrumental music]
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Whoa! Somebody's overdressed
to watch "Animal Planet."
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Actually, AJ had an idea
for something fun to do tonight.
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Tonight? It's 9:15 PM.
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The only people out now are
drug dealers and jazz musicians.
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She wants us to go salsa dancing.
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Oh, I hate dancing.
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Besides, it's Friday night.
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I got to work in the morning in two days.
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Relax, you don't have to come.
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We're gonna make it a girl's night out.
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Oh, good. Great. Have fun.
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Hey, hey, Susan, yeah,
I got the vannebago running.
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We got to go 'cause it gets crazy hot
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if we don't get some wind into the grill.
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I'm gonna grab some lipstick.
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So, salsa dancing, huh?
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Yeah, it'll be great for Susan
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to get out of the box and have some fun.
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Wait, what do you mean get out of the box?
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You know, the predictable patterns
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married people fall into.
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Please. Susan and I are anything but predictable.
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Okay, Bill, make sure you take Raffles for a walk
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start the dishwasher, and remember
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no iced tea after 10:15 PM.
You'll be up all night.
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Let the good times roll.
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[upbeat music]
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Yes! What a catch.
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[laughs]
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Alright, Bill, what's going on with you?
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Oh, I'm-I'm sorry.
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Paul, do you think Susan and I live in a box?
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Well, it's not the nicest house in the block..
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...but I wouldn't necessarily call it a box.
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No, I meant, do you think
Susan and I are in a rut?
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Well, I don't know. Tell
me what you guys do for fun.
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Well, let's see, we watch TV
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we play board games, go
to a movie once in a while.
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- No, you're not in a rut. - Good.
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You are in a bottomless
pit of soul sucking boredom.
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God. We are boring.
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No wonder she wanted to go have fun with AJ.
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AJ?
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The woman who jumped out of your wedding cake
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even though it wasn't hollow?
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Yeah, she showed up yesterday and took Susan out.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa.
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Susan went out and you didn't call me to party?
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- Yeah, dude, it was 09:30. - Oh, never mind.
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Yeah, so, anyway, apparently
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they had this great time salsa dancing.
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Really? I love salsa dancing.
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Since when are you so into salsa dancing?
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Well, since I learned
a very important fact of life.
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Chicks dig guys who can dance, Bill.
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Well, you can forget that 'cause I can't dance.
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Oh, hey, Paul. This is, well, you remember AJ.
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Oh, yeah. Hey, AJ. It's good to see you again.
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I'm sorry, do we know each other?
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Yeah, we met at Bill and Susan's wedding
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and at the birth of each of their children.
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- Oh, Paul, of course. - Yeah.
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[laughs]
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Guess where we went to eat.
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Here's a hint. They serve Moroccan food.
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- A Moroccan restaurant? - You nailed it.
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We sat on cushions and listened to exotic music.
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There was even a belly dancer.
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[chuckles] I'm not a professional
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but I always have my finger symbols with me
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and I hate to see them go to waste.
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Honey, AJ and I were talking
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about how much fun we had salsa dancing
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and we thought we'd go out again tonight.
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Well, y-yeah, yeah, sure, sure.
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I just thought AJ might be anxious
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to get back on the road, you know.
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Put air in your tires, check the oil
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you're good to go.
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No, no, no, not until we've
had one more night on the town.
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Oh, and don't bother waiting up for us this time.
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Uh, I didn't wait up.
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I just had some ill advised iced tea at 11:15 PM.
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Oh, well, another night alone, huh?
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No, I got to show Susan
there's more to Bill Pearson
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than just TV and board games.
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Teach me to salsa.
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Who are you talking to?
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You said yourself, chicks dig guys who can dance.
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Well, you know what else
chicks dig? Coin collectors.
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And that's something you can
do in the privacy of your own home..
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...alone, without another dude.
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[instrumental music]
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I don't like this.
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I don't like this at all.
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Paul, I've never begged a man to dance with me.
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I'd like to keep that record intact.
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Okay, but you owe me.
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- Fine. What do you want? - No, no, not yet.
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But whatever I ask, you
got to promise, you'll say yes.
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I can't do that.
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Okay. But you got to promise
me you'll at least consider it.
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No, I won't.
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Okay. Let's dance.
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Alright, okay, first of all,
you hold your partner like this.
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Hand up there. My hand.
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Okay, Bill, if you're
going to hold my hand, hold it.
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Yeah.
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Okay.
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The dance is like this.
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You move forward on your left foot
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then back on your right.
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Bring your left foot back and pause.
260
00:11:40,138 --> 00:11:43,001
And then you do the same thing
with your right going backwards.
261
00:11:43,002 --> 00:11:46,105
Forward, pause. Okay. So the rhythm is like this.
262
00:11:46,172 --> 00:11:48,092
Quick, quick, slow. Quick, quick, slow.
263
00:11:49,875 --> 00:11:51,877
Quick, quick, slow. And so on.
264
00:11:51,944 --> 00:11:54,847
- Yeah, I like this. Yeah. - Okay. Yeah.
265
00:11:54,848 --> 00:11:56,181
And then, once you get comfortable
266
00:11:56,182 --> 00:11:58,818
you can put your partner to a turn
267
00:11:58,884 --> 00:12:01,120
or spin your partner into..
268
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[grunting]
269
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[music continues]
270
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- Yeah, that felt good. - Yeah.
271
00:12:07,560 --> 00:12:08,994
Alright, good now.
272
00:12:09,061 --> 00:12:10,496
- You, you lead. - Okay.
273
00:12:12,698 --> 00:12:13,799
Are my feet right?
274
00:12:13,866 --> 00:12:15,868
Bill, it's not about the feet.
275
00:12:15,935 --> 00:12:19,438
It's about connecting, about being in sync.
276
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Two bodies moving as one.
277
00:12:23,776 --> 00:12:25,456
Okay, could you not talk that way-
278
00:12:25,478 --> 00:12:26,979
Shhh..
279
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Think of me as Susan, Bill.
280
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If you love her, dance with me.
281
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[music continues]
282
00:12:39,859 --> 00:12:42,394
Yes. Good movement.
283
00:12:43,229 --> 00:12:44,396
Nice footwork.
284
00:12:45,364 --> 00:12:46,532
Now dip me, Bill.
285
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Dip me like you mean it.
286
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Wow.
287
00:12:58,410 --> 00:12:59,578
Wow.
288
00:13:05,618 --> 00:13:08,554
[upbeat music]
289
00:13:19,932 --> 00:13:21,200
[cheers]
290
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Thank you, baby. I'll be right back.
291
00:13:24,603 --> 00:13:25,838
Whoo!
292
00:13:25,905 --> 00:13:27,506
- Oh. - Hey.
293
00:13:27,573 --> 00:13:30,576
So what do you think of Philip?
294
00:13:30,643 --> 00:13:34,947
[chuckles] Well, he's not
afraid to show off his Philipples.
295
00:13:36,115 --> 00:13:38,017
Why aren't you out on the dance floor?
296
00:13:38,083 --> 00:13:41,053
I don't know. I'm not having
as much fun as last night.
297
00:13:41,120 --> 00:13:44,056
Why not? This place is loaded
with hot guys to dance with.
298
00:13:44,123 --> 00:13:47,626
Yeah, I know. I-I guess I just miss my guy.
299
00:13:47,627 --> 00:13:49,327
You know what? I think I'm gonna go home.
300
00:13:49,328 --> 00:13:52,164
Uh.. Uh, no, you can't do that.
301
00:13:52,231 --> 00:13:53,332
Why not?
302
00:13:53,399 --> 00:13:56,569
'Cause this really cute guy is coming over.
303
00:13:57,159 --> 00:14:01,039
Would the prettiest woman in this place
304
00:14:01,040 --> 00:14:02,708
like to dance with me?
305
00:14:02,775 --> 00:14:05,895
Bill, I'm flattered, but don't
you think you should ask Susan?
306
00:14:07,947 --> 00:14:10,282
What are you doing here? You hate dancing.
307
00:14:10,349 --> 00:14:11,984
But I love being with you.
308
00:14:12,051 --> 00:14:13,285
[chuckles]
309
00:14:14,787 --> 00:14:16,288
Shall we?
310
00:14:16,355 --> 00:14:18,157
Do you even know how to salsa?
311
00:14:18,224 --> 00:14:19,274
Ooh.
312
00:14:19,291 --> 00:14:20,593
You're going to get salsa
313
00:14:20,659 --> 00:14:22,661
like you've never been salsa before.
314
00:14:23,762 --> 00:14:26,899
[instrumental music]
315
00:14:29,535 --> 00:14:31,337
Two, three, four.
316
00:14:31,403 --> 00:14:34,340
(DJ) 'Alright, everyone, it's 10 o'clock.'
317
00:14:34,406 --> 00:14:36,108
Time to rumba.
318
00:14:36,842 --> 00:14:38,444
Oh, oh, oh.
319
00:14:38,510 --> 00:14:41,881
That's not quick, quick,
slow and quick, quick, slow.
320
00:14:41,882 --> 00:14:43,848
Uh, you know, I don't know how to rumba either.
321
00:14:43,849 --> 00:14:45,416
- Do you want to leave? - You know what?
322
00:14:45,417 --> 00:14:47,517
Who cares if we don't know what we're doing
323
00:14:47,519 --> 00:14:49,722
as long as we're doing it together?
324
00:14:49,788 --> 00:14:51,023
Lead on.
325
00:14:53,225 --> 00:14:56,495
- I love you, Bill. - Love you too, Susan.
326
00:14:56,562 --> 00:14:59,498
[instrumental music]
327
00:15:11,644 --> 00:15:14,380
[instrumental music]
328
00:15:14,446 --> 00:15:19,184
Quick, quick, slow. I am a dancer.
Quick, quick, slow.
329
00:15:20,119 --> 00:15:21,453
What rumba dancer.
330
00:15:21,520 --> 00:15:24,657
[laughs] Oh, thanks, honey.
331
00:15:24,723 --> 00:15:28,360
Tonight was the most fun
I have had in a long time.
332
00:15:28,427 --> 00:15:30,629
Me too.
333
00:15:30,696 --> 00:15:33,299
Oh, I'm sorry. I'm just going to get some water.
334
00:15:33,300 --> 00:15:35,199
I thought you were going
out for a drink with Philip.
335
00:15:35,200 --> 00:15:37,069
Oh, I wasn't in the mood.
336
00:15:37,136 --> 00:15:40,306
Did you see what that guy was wearing?
337
00:15:40,372 --> 00:15:43,192
I didn't think you could
wear pantyhose from the waist up.
338
00:15:47,980 --> 00:15:51,150
- Anyway, goodnight. - Goodnight.
339
00:15:51,216 --> 00:15:53,519
Uh, I just want to say that
340
00:15:53,585 --> 00:15:55,788
you two were really great out there tonight.
341
00:15:55,854 --> 00:15:57,122
Oh, thanks, AJs.
342
00:15:57,189 --> 00:16:00,059
Hold on. There's a cheap shot coming.
343
00:16:00,125 --> 00:16:02,127
No, Bill, I mean it this time.
344
00:16:02,194 --> 00:16:03,754
The connection between you two.
345
00:16:03,762 --> 00:16:06,165
I can tell that you really love each other.
346
00:16:07,032 --> 00:16:09,134
She's taking her time.
347
00:16:09,969 --> 00:16:12,004
Laying the groundwork.
348
00:16:12,071 --> 00:16:14,707
You're a craftsman, alright.
349
00:16:14,773 --> 00:16:18,043
Stop it, Bill. She's trying
to be nice which is weird.
350
00:16:18,044 --> 00:16:19,877
What's going on? Is everything okay?
351
00:16:19,878 --> 00:16:21,880
[chuckles] Yeah. Yeah, I'm good.
352
00:16:21,947 --> 00:16:23,983
I thought that you guys should know.
353
00:16:24,049 --> 00:16:25,651
Oh, wait.
354
00:16:25,718 --> 00:16:29,088
If we're being sincere then
I have something to say too.
355
00:16:29,154 --> 00:16:31,194
But if you make fun of it, I'll take it back.
356
00:16:32,524 --> 00:16:34,193
Okay.
357
00:16:34,259 --> 00:16:35,527
If you hadn't been here
358
00:16:35,594 --> 00:16:37,363
I wouldn't have gone salsa dancing.
359
00:16:37,429 --> 00:16:40,032
So your coming here was not the worst thing
360
00:16:40,099 --> 00:16:41,433
that could have happened.
361
00:16:43,002 --> 00:16:44,436
I'll take that.
362
00:16:44,503 --> 00:16:46,438
- See you tomorrow, guys. - Goodnight.
363
00:16:48,483 --> 00:16:51,275
I think I'll go check on the kids.
364
00:16:51,276 --> 00:16:53,679
Alright. Don't take too long.
365
00:16:55,014 --> 00:16:56,634
Seriously, it's almost 11:00 PM.
366
00:17:10,629 --> 00:17:12,931
[sobbing]
367
00:17:12,998 --> 00:17:14,767
[knocking]
368
00:17:14,833 --> 00:17:16,535
Uh, yeah, um..
369
00:17:16,602 --> 00:17:18,404
Come in.
370
00:17:18,405 --> 00:17:20,204
Hey, AJ, you left your water in the house.
371
00:17:20,205 --> 00:17:22,074
Oh, thanks.
372
00:17:22,141 --> 00:17:24,510
- So, this is your place, huh? - Yeah.
373
00:17:24,576 --> 00:17:28,180
If you want a full tour,
poke your head in all the way.
374
00:17:31,483 --> 00:17:33,519
- Were you crying? - No.
375
00:17:34,019 --> 00:17:35,254
No.
376
00:17:36,121 --> 00:17:37,389
Maybe just a little.
377
00:17:38,257 --> 00:17:39,517
You want to talk about it?
378
00:17:39,558 --> 00:17:41,860
And i-it's okay if you don't.
379
00:17:41,927 --> 00:17:45,831
Sorry, it's just that being with all of you guys
380
00:17:45,832 --> 00:17:47,365
over these last couple of days
381
00:17:47,366 --> 00:17:51,870
has made me see how lost I am.
382
00:17:51,871 --> 00:17:54,839
Do you want me to go in the house and get Susan?
383
00:17:54,840 --> 00:17:56,208
'Cause she's still up.
384
00:17:56,464 --> 00:17:59,110
You know what? You're right.
385
00:17:59,111 --> 00:18:01,112
I-I shouldn't be bothering you with this.
386
00:18:01,113 --> 00:18:03,482
No, no, it's alright.
387
00:18:03,483 --> 00:18:05,683
[chuckles] You just kind of caught me off guard.
388
00:18:05,684 --> 00:18:07,118
I mean, this is the latest I've stayed up
389
00:18:07,119 --> 00:18:08,353
since high school.
390
00:18:10,222 --> 00:18:12,057
Go ahead.
391
00:18:12,124 --> 00:18:15,928
Listen, Bill, I-I've
led a pretty interesting life
392
00:18:15,994 --> 00:18:17,529
and I don't regret any of it.
393
00:18:17,596 --> 00:18:20,799
But after so many years of jumping around
394
00:18:20,866 --> 00:18:23,869
from guy to guy and place to place
395
00:18:23,936 --> 00:18:28,373
I realize that there's nothing grounding my life.
396
00:18:29,608 --> 00:18:30,809
And I want that.
397
00:18:30,876 --> 00:18:33,112
[crickets chirping]
398
00:18:33,178 --> 00:18:36,281
Well, I don't want to sound like a therapist
399
00:18:36,348 --> 00:18:39,585
but...figuring out what you want is
400
00:18:39,651 --> 00:18:41,587
a great first step to getting it.
401
00:18:43,856 --> 00:18:46,196
You're not going to charge me for this, are you?
402
00:18:47,326 --> 00:18:48,727
I could charge you double.
403
00:18:48,794 --> 00:18:51,263
I mean, technically, this is a house call.
404
00:18:51,830 --> 00:18:53,999
[chuckles]
405
00:18:54,066 --> 00:18:55,386
So what are you going to do?
406
00:18:56,969 --> 00:18:58,770
Going to do what I always do.
407
00:18:58,837 --> 00:19:01,907
Go on the open road, see where it takes me
408
00:19:01,974 --> 00:19:04,074
and hope the answer is out there somewhere.
409
00:19:05,244 --> 00:19:08,313
[breathes deeply]
410
00:19:09,181 --> 00:19:12,818
Or you could stay here with us.
411
00:19:14,686 --> 00:19:15,854
Really?
412
00:19:15,921 --> 00:19:18,357
Yeah, you know, just to figure things out.
413
00:19:19,625 --> 00:19:23,662
And are you sure that you'd be okay with this?
414
00:19:25,564 --> 00:19:29,168
Well, I-I think it would mean a lot to Susan.
415
00:19:29,234 --> 00:19:32,237
I mean for some reason, she seems to like you.
416
00:19:34,206 --> 00:19:35,946
Yeah, she's pretty great like that.
417
00:19:36,642 --> 00:19:37,743
Yeah.
418
00:19:40,846 --> 00:19:42,247
Thank you, Bill.
419
00:19:42,814 --> 00:19:44,349
Come here.
420
00:19:48,353 --> 00:19:53,058
And she married a pretty great guy.
421
00:19:53,125 --> 00:19:55,827
Would it hurt you to say
that in front of other people?
422
00:19:55,894 --> 00:19:57,663
[laughs]
423
00:19:59,298 --> 00:20:00,566
Goodnight, AJ.
424
00:20:02,100 --> 00:20:04,503
[upbeat music]
425
00:20:07,206 --> 00:20:10,375
Alright, everybody, gather round.
It's movie time.
426
00:20:10,442 --> 00:20:12,978
As long as it's not cheaper by the dozen again.
427
00:20:12,979 --> 00:20:14,345
What? It's got twelve kids.
428
00:20:14,346 --> 00:20:17,115
Something for everybody and a lovable dad.
429
00:20:17,182 --> 00:20:20,619
Steve Martin. What happened?
430
00:20:20,686 --> 00:20:22,788
Let me just go plug in my vannebago.
431
00:20:24,389 --> 00:20:26,258
(Bill) Alright, over here.
432
00:20:26,325 --> 00:20:28,160
How long is Aunt AJ staying with us?
433
00:20:28,161 --> 00:20:29,660
Uh, probably just a couple weeks.
434
00:20:29,661 --> 00:20:31,663
But it'll seem like more.
435
00:20:31,730 --> 00:20:34,800
- Bill. - Sorry. Old habits.
436
00:20:34,866 --> 00:20:37,736
Thank you again for inviting her to stay.
437
00:20:37,803 --> 00:20:40,263
I think having her around
is going to be a lot of fun.
438
00:20:41,873 --> 00:20:42,941
(AJ) 'Sorry.'
439
00:20:44,176 --> 00:20:46,011
Yeah. Let the good times roll.
440
00:20:52,050 --> 00:20:55,854
Quick question. Do you
guys have a fire extinguisher?
441
00:20:55,921 --> 00:20:58,857
[ending theme]
442
00:20:58,907 --> 00:21:03,457
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