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Oh my goodness.

You did such a good job decorating.

Look at this table.

It actually looks legit.

It looks good.

I think it's amazing.

I'm impressed. I was not expecting this. It was so much fun.

Thank God.

It looks so good.

You guys can get a ticket to Adelaide for poker.

It looks amazing.

No, no, no.

We already told you girls, no stupid steps. This is a poker team. It's a

team. Play with outfits.

It doesn't matter.

You're embarrassing us. We don't want to play with you. No, no, come on. Ow, ow,

ow. Go, go, go, go.

Ow, ow, ow.

I hate you guys.

Jesus Christ. Girls, am I right?

You're telling me.

I think they can just come and crash our party.

We've been practicing.

We've been hanging out with the cool kids.

We don't have a loser party.

Oh, is it not right?

Tell me.

Dude. You know, it is getting kind of late, though. I'm surprised no one's

Where is everyone?

Dude.

Everyone's canceling off right now. What the fuck? You won't believe it.

There's another party going on.

Do you think everyone's going to that?

They have to because no one's here.

Bro, this is a video party.

This is the other party.

You know what?

We gotta do something.

We gotta outwild these two guys.

Okay, we're the party guys. Okay, this is our thing. Exactly. Don't you think

they could just come in here and take that from us?

Not up in here.

No, no. We're gonna be doing something crazy.

Okay.

Let's brainstorm.

What are we gonna do?

Look, I have an idea.

But... What is it?

I think we're gonna need our sisters to do something.

Fuck.

Let me just take them out. You know how annoying this is going to be? I know, I

know, I know.

Fine.

Sepsis! Are you still here?

You guys home?

We're back.

Yeah, we... Thinking about it, we actually might need y 'all's help with

But we're just going to say this tonight.

We're just playing poker.

Okay.

Tonight, we're playing strip hook.

What? You guys are disgusting.

I don't know about that.

Listen.

One, it's going to be a lot of fun. Probably the most fun you've had in your

entire lives.

Two, the winners get to decide the challenges for the losing team.

You get to tell us to do whatever we want if you win.

Exactly. Whatever we want?

Whatever you want. Like anything?

Anything. Anything at all.

Look, and to sweeten it up, right? You two being a part of it, everyone's going

to see it.

Everyone. You might end up being a little bit more popular than us.

I mean... That's a maybe. Maybe. Maybe. But what it really means is that the two

of you are going to get invited to a lot more parties.

More than just one for a year.

You know what?

Let's do it. You guys are going down. You both are going down. Down so hard. I

don't know how to play, right?

Of course we don't have to sing. Alright, well then let's switch feet so

way we know and can keep an eye on you all.

Good idea.

You guys are probably the cheats.

You know how to play, so I mean, you can't cheat if you know how.

All right, y 'all ready?

Mm -hmm. All right, let's see it.

I'm going to take these down.

Show us how much you've been practicing.

Here. Here. That's yours.

Mm -hmm.

Ooh.

I have really good ones. Me too.

What do you think the odds are that they actually have something? I know.

Next question.

All right, well, you lead off.

Make y 'all know the rules.

Mm -hmm. Show us what you're doing.

I'm going to put a star.

Both of you.

I'm going to follow up. I know I have to do it.

Right.

Okay.

In that case, I'm going to raise you to two blue.

Ooh, very scary.

There we go, match it.

Y 'all ready for the next one?

Alright look, I'm gonna let you ladies know right now, you have an opportunity

to fold.

You don't have to throw all your money away.

I think someone's scared to lose the challenge. You know what, don't blow it

the first hand.

Don't tell us how to play, okay?

You don't scare us, Blake.

We're just trying to talk to an experienced individual, too. That's it.

And experience you guys, the newbies, okay?

We can teach you a thing or two.

Hey, stop.

Do you see this confidence?

Do you see that bet?

I know what I got.

You want to teach us how to do, like, little fish lips in a camera lens or

something? Or do you want to teach us anything with poker? Oh, shut up!

Loser, anyway.

We're going to be at the end of this game, I know that.

Yeah, we'll see.

Alright, listen, I'm going to stop you right here.

You two, I already know I have nothing on the board.

So, I'm going to make a recommendation for both of you, okay? Because I already

have the nuts.

And in case you want to know what that means, that means the best hand that's

currently available at the table, okay?

So, if either of you just want to save yourself some money, why don't you just

throw in your cards right now?

Why don't you say you're the loser?

I think someone's scared to lose the challenge.

Sounds like me.

Everyone find what's on the table.

Oh, please. Okay.

Now, wait. This is your last chance, right?

Shut up, you.

Y 'all can just throw your cards away now. I know what I'm doing, okay? That's

winning hand.

That's a winner. And this is a winner, too. Winner, winner, chicken dinner.

Yeah. You're going down, and we took you down. Right.

So, I want you girls to realize just how badly you've been beaten on this hand,

okay?

You have a pair of queens.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You have nothing, by the way. Good job.

You have a pair of queens.

I have four of a kind with a full house under.

Well, that means nothing.

I want a rematch.

Right. Pass these down to the winner.

We were just warming up, you guys.

Yeah, warm up round.

Yeah, you know what? I'll do you girls a little favor, all right? We'll call

that a practice round, and we're gonna get started on the real shit right now.

Okay, bring it on then.

We're ready.

Yes, I win.

Trying to get them next time.

Another deal.

Challenge. There's a challenge, you're right.

I want our sisters to kiss.

Ew!

Hey, a challenge is a challenge. Yeah,

I win.

You guys have to do what we say.

Oh, that's not a kid.

That was a kid.

No, it's not.

What do you mean it was a good kid? Open mouth.

Tongue. With tongue in tongue?

Exactly. Dude.

Yeah, that's true.

There you go.

With people seeing you with us, you're going to be more popular than us.

Remember, you're going to get invited to a lot more parties.

We have been wanting to get in with the popular group and party and stuff, but

we still hate you guys.

You guys are going to pay on this next one. All right.

You're a dealer.

Let's see it.

I wouldn't think you have to do the challenge.

What is it?

That's good.

That's good.

Oh, okay. You seem so eager.

You guys have to send a dick pic to both of your crushes.

Hang on.

There's got to be something else that we can do. You know what? We can... There

is no way of not doing this. I won, and I get to do the challenge. That's the

rule.

Fine.

Deal's a deal.

Let's do that.

Fine. Come on. Deal's a deal, boys.

Perfect.

Hey,

hey, wait.

How do you know? I don't even know that you're taking a picture. We can't see

anything.

Really? Yeah.

Show up there. actually taking the picture, please.

Wow, sis, I didn't know you were so thirsty to see your brothers talk.

Don't be so disgusting.

We just want to make sure that you guys are actually doing the challenge and

that you're not cheating.

Yeah. Come on.

Fine. Is this better?

Yeah. Thank you. Yeah.

Yeah.

Very good.

Now send it. Make sure you press send.

Hit send.

You better hit that, too.

Yeah, yeah, hit that, all right?

Y 'all ready to play, you two?

Mm -hmm. That was fun.

All right.

All right. Let's go again. Let's go again. We're going to beat you again.

Oh,

there you go.

Hey, stop.

Yes, y 'all. Pick that, pick that. I'm the loser.

What do you want? What do you want? Let's go. Let's pick those.

Well, you two said it was just for fun.

Why don't you two take your pants off?

Both of you.

That's good.

That's really good.

Fine. You humiliate yourself.

I'm doing much. Oh, no.

That's what I thought. You humiliate yourself. I don't want to do that

No. You're the one who told us to take them off.

We need to pet.

It's your turn.

Oh, please.

Next.

I've got a challenge for y 'all. I want y 'all to stand up, lift those skirt up,

and me and Jayden are going to put a card between those lips.

What? That's disgusting.

We're going to make you guys pay on the keyboard.

Yep, we'll see.

Come on, come on. We eat here.

Yeah.

Don't show that to anybody!

This is humiliating!

Get the camera out of my face!

I hate you!

Let's go for another round!

Alright, another round.

No!

I hate you, Phillip!

Alright, top's off.

And, you know what?

I got a good surprise for y 'all.

I want y 'all to share this.

Oh, gosh.

We just have to do this quick and then we'll never have to think about it

Ever again.

You guys are... Don't look, you three.

Yeah, only if you look.

Don't look at your sister.

I'm not.

That'd be not weird. Are you kidding me?

Thank you, Switch.

She's got you good.

She's got you so good.

Let me come a little closer.

Let me take a look at it.

Oh my God, that's sick. I'm so going to get

you back for that.

Come on.

Next round then, I guess, right? Yeah, let's go.

I'm so proud of you. Don't celebrate too hard. I remember what you did to me

that last game.

Well, I think I'm going to have my brother like your puppy.

Are you serious?

Yeah.

I can't believe you.

I can't believe he's doing it.

Alright, grab some cards.

Let's keep this going.

Yeah, I'll be back.

Sorry, I liked it.

Sorry.

Today's my day.

Alright.

I mean, we didn't win it a lot, but whatever.

I'm just glad.

Don't worry, it'll be something totally light.

I just want you girls to get fully naked, get on this table,

and start masturbating.

Okay, okay.

This has gone way too far. Seriously.

This is fucking crazy today.

Y 'all want to play with the big boys, right?

That's fine.

This is it. This is it. This is it. And then you guys are so fucking tall.

We're taking you to the fucking cleaners.

And we're not even going to hang out with you guys when we're with the pool

group. We're going to be talking all about you.

Why are you touching me like this? You're my best friend's brother!

Disgusting!

I swear to never say anything like this again.

Hey, just hang on.

Oh my

God.

What?

Keep touching me.

Thank you so much.

What are you doing?

You're my best friend and brother.

Oh, yeah.

Keep going and show your partner.

I don't know about that.

You're my brother.

You've already come this far.

But you would be inside me.

I've already been inside you, you know.

You know, it tastes better than I imagined.

All right.

I guess you girls can be invited to the rest of the poker games.

Oh, really?

Good, because you guys are going to be one of the fucked next time.

That's right.

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