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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:04,162 WWW.MY-SUBS.CO 1 00:00:04,628 --> 00:00:05,668 "Dear diary... 2 00:00:06,536 --> 00:00:10,536 "Hmm." 3 00:00:12,696 --> 00:00:15,695 Yeah. 4 00:00:15,696 --> 00:00:18,575 Go. I don't think I'm strong enough to make it on my own! 5 00:00:18,576 --> 00:00:21,975 Give it a go. You've got your mum, all your friends. Please, please. 6 00:00:21,976 --> 00:00:24,775 "There is a difference between snacking and bingeing." 7 00:00:24,776 --> 00:00:26,655 If that's how you feel, maybe... 8 00:00:26,656 --> 00:00:29,335 we shouldn't be friends. 9 00:00:29,336 --> 00:00:32,135 Oh! I'm pregnant. 10 00:00:32,136 --> 00:00:34,815 Being dead nice to me, then just doing something rude... 11 00:00:34,816 --> 00:00:36,095 I'm not trying to be heavy. 12 00:00:36,096 --> 00:00:37,415 I don't want to be your friend. 13 00:00:37,416 --> 00:00:39,256 There is always, always, always a way out. 14 00:00:41,856 --> 00:00:45,856 I'm actually mad. I think you're ready to start therapy. 15 00:00:53,536 --> 00:00:54,776 "Dear Tix... 16 00:00:54,861 --> 00:00:58,020 "First of all, my diary is full. 17 00:00:58,021 --> 00:01:01,220 "But who needs a diary when I can write to you, fatty? 18 00:01:01,221 --> 00:01:03,100 "And second of all, 19 00:01:03,101 --> 00:01:05,580 "I've got loads to tell you. 20 00:01:05,581 --> 00:01:08,660 "This summer seems to be going on forever. 21 00:01:08,661 --> 00:01:12,661 "Like the heat of the sun is warping time itself. 22 00:01:14,261 --> 00:01:16,101 "So, I'm still here." 23 00:01:21,221 --> 00:01:22,980 "And so's Archie. 24 00:01:22,981 --> 00:01:26,981 "And he's still gorgeous. 25 00:01:28,621 --> 00:01:32,621 "Chop and Izzy are still inseparable... 26 00:01:35,101 --> 00:01:37,220 "And Chloe's still, 27 00:01:37,221 --> 00:01:41,221 "well, Chloe. 28 00:01:42,061 --> 00:01:45,100 "And thanks to Karim, my mum's happy too. 29 00:01:45,101 --> 00:01:49,101 "Sometimes, we even look vaguely like a normal family." 30 00:01:56,501 --> 00:01:58,020 "We're all untouchable. 31 00:01:58,021 --> 00:02:02,021 "And, Tixy, I've got this feeling that I'm not used to. 32 00:02:02,141 --> 00:02:06,141 "It fizzes like cherry cola and tingles like kisses on my neck. 33 00:02:06,221 --> 00:02:08,420 "I think it's called happiness." 34 00:02:08,421 --> 00:02:10,300 Hey, hey, hey! 35 00:02:10,301 --> 00:02:14,301 Welcome drink. 36 00:02:16,421 --> 00:02:17,500 "Oh... 37 00:02:17,501 --> 00:02:21,501 "I guess there's one person I've not mentioned. 38 00:02:21,741 --> 00:02:24,500 "My Finn. 39 00:02:24,501 --> 00:02:27,860 "I don't even know where to start. 40 00:02:27,861 --> 00:02:31,861 "All I can say is that, well, a lot is going on. 41 00:02:34,461 --> 00:02:38,461 "I suppose I'd better begin at the beginning." 42 00:02:38,795 --> 00:03:18,063 Subtitles by MemoryOnSmells http://UKsubtitles.ru Resync by Anonymous 43 00:03:18,101 --> 00:03:20,380 "It was the day after my mum's wedding. 44 00:03:20,381 --> 00:03:24,381 "Chloe had assembled everyone so we could talk about me being ill. 45 00:03:24,861 --> 00:03:27,540 "She was trying to help, but I wanted someone 46 00:03:27,541 --> 00:03:29,180 "to put a bullet in my head." 47 00:03:29,181 --> 00:03:31,420 Right, OK, so when you have the ketchup bottle, 48 00:03:31,421 --> 00:03:33,020 you can ask Rae a question about it. 49 00:03:33,021 --> 00:03:36,900 Maybe we can just talk about it whenever people want? 50 00:03:36,901 --> 00:03:38,060 Yeah, why can't we do that? 51 00:03:38,061 --> 00:03:40,500 Cos this is a good way of getting everything out there. 52 00:03:40,501 --> 00:03:42,780 And because this is how we're doing it. All right? 53 00:03:42,781 --> 00:03:46,060 "It was agony. But at least Finn wasn't there. 54 00:03:46,061 --> 00:03:48,340 "I didn't want him thinking I was still ill... 55 00:03:48,341 --> 00:03:49,941 "Fuck!" 56 00:03:51,901 --> 00:03:55,340 Where have you been? Er, soz, Mum! 57 00:03:55,341 --> 00:03:57,380 Afternoon. Afternoon. 58 00:03:57,381 --> 00:03:59,980 Well, I'll go first. 59 00:03:59,981 --> 00:04:01,980 When they took you into hospital, 60 00:04:01,981 --> 00:04:05,981 did they proper drag you out, like, and put you in a van? No. 61 00:04:06,661 --> 00:04:10,220 I was already in hospital, because I'd hurt myself. 62 00:04:10,221 --> 00:04:13,820 So, it was voluntary? Actually, you don't have the ketchup bottle. 63 00:04:13,821 --> 00:04:17,821 Don't speak if you don't have the ketchup bottle. 64 00:04:17,861 --> 00:04:19,380 So, it was voluntary? 65 00:04:19,381 --> 00:04:21,380 They said they'd agreed it with my mum 66 00:04:21,381 --> 00:04:24,500 and then they asked me what I wanted to do, 67 00:04:24,501 --> 00:04:28,501 but I think they'd have made me stay anyway. 68 00:04:30,901 --> 00:04:33,260 You're all right now, though? 69 00:04:33,261 --> 00:04:34,900 Are you? 70 00:04:34,901 --> 00:04:37,740 Yes. 71 00:04:37,741 --> 00:04:40,101 I'm better. 72 00:04:45,381 --> 00:04:48,940 "We met that night, Tixy. Just him and me. 73 00:04:48,941 --> 00:04:52,941 "We hadn't said it was a date, but it definitely was a date." 74 00:04:55,541 --> 00:04:57,220 "By the way, 75 00:04:57,221 --> 00:05:00,020 "his arse is so beautiful that sometimes, 76 00:05:00,021 --> 00:05:04,021 "I have to stop myself from crying when I look at it." 77 00:05:10,381 --> 00:05:12,700 Not too shabby, Findlay. 78 00:05:12,701 --> 00:05:14,420 Right, you're up. 79 00:05:14,421 --> 00:05:16,820 Are you sure you don't want the bumpers up? 80 00:05:16,821 --> 00:05:19,700 No, I'll be all right. 81 00:05:19,701 --> 00:05:23,701 Aim just to the left or the right of the centre one, yeah? 82 00:05:25,141 --> 00:05:29,141 Just try and hit 'em. 83 00:05:41,901 --> 00:05:44,020 I thought you said you'd never played before! 84 00:05:44,021 --> 00:05:45,460 I say a lot of things. 85 00:05:45,461 --> 00:05:49,461 That's how it's going to be, is it? That's how it's going to be. 86 00:05:51,141 --> 00:05:53,380 "I was in heaven, Tix. 87 00:05:53,381 --> 00:05:57,381 "It was the greatest date in the history of dating." 88 00:05:58,861 --> 00:06:01,580 It's been two days and he still hasn't called. 89 00:06:01,581 --> 00:06:04,940 I'm such an idiot! It clearly wasn't a date. 90 00:06:04,941 --> 00:06:08,941 I thought it might not be a date. You guys hang out all the time. 91 00:06:09,141 --> 00:06:12,540 Have you even kissed yet? No. I don't think it was a date. 92 00:06:12,541 --> 00:06:16,140 What about what he wrote on your back? He must like you. 93 00:06:16,141 --> 00:06:17,980 Yeah, well, the thing with that was... 94 00:06:17,981 --> 00:06:19,780 I'd had three Tia Marias. 95 00:06:19,781 --> 00:06:23,781 So maybe he actually wrote something really weird, like... 96 00:06:24,461 --> 00:06:26,060 "I'm an emu." 97 00:06:26,061 --> 00:06:29,500 Rae... Oh... Maybe you're right about what he wrote, 98 00:06:29,501 --> 00:06:31,100 but he meant it as a friend. 99 00:06:31,101 --> 00:06:32,900 I don't want him as a friend. 100 00:06:32,901 --> 00:06:36,901 I want him to go down on me for so long that he has to evolve gills. 101 00:06:38,501 --> 00:06:41,820 All right, calm down... 102 00:06:41,821 --> 00:06:45,140 and drink some of your coke. 103 00:06:45,141 --> 00:06:48,500 I think I might know why he hasn't been in touch, Rae. Why? 104 00:06:48,501 --> 00:06:50,940 It's because you beat him at bowling. What? 105 00:06:50,941 --> 00:06:53,380 Men don't like being beaten at sports. 106 00:06:53,381 --> 00:06:57,381 Do they not? No, seriously. They feel like it, um, emasculates them. 107 00:06:57,901 --> 00:06:59,420 I read it in Just Seventeen. 108 00:06:59,421 --> 00:07:01,300 What am I going to do? 109 00:07:01,301 --> 00:07:03,940 My relationship is over and it hasn't even begun. 110 00:07:03,941 --> 00:07:05,620 No, no, calm down. 111 00:07:05,621 --> 00:07:07,180 You need to be in a situation with him 112 00:07:07,181 --> 00:07:10,180 where he can show you that he's manly. Mm-hm. 113 00:07:10,181 --> 00:07:14,060 You know? Where he can show you that he is strong... 114 00:07:14,061 --> 00:07:15,180 and he is fierce. 115 00:07:15,181 --> 00:07:17,540 Yeah. Fierce. 116 00:07:17,541 --> 00:07:20,341 What you need to do. Yeah. 117 00:07:21,901 --> 00:07:25,580 That's it, run! Yeah, go on! Kick! 118 00:07:25,581 --> 00:07:28,420 You can score a goal! 119 00:07:28,421 --> 00:07:31,180 I know you're tired, but you can do it! 120 00:07:31,181 --> 00:07:32,980 Woo! 121 00:07:32,981 --> 00:07:36,981 Loving your work, Finn! Loving your work! 122 00:07:39,381 --> 00:07:43,381 Oh, no. 123 00:07:48,861 --> 00:07:50,860 It stinks in here. 124 00:07:50,861 --> 00:07:54,861 They add that boy smell, so you know you're in a changing room! 125 00:07:55,341 --> 00:07:59,341 You looked good out there. Proper manly. 126 00:07:59,981 --> 00:08:03,981 You say the weirdest stuff sometimes! 127 00:08:04,021 --> 00:08:05,740 You do. 128 00:08:05,741 --> 00:08:07,900 You don't think I'm weird, though, do you? 129 00:08:07,901 --> 00:08:11,740 No. I don't want you to think I'm weird 130 00:08:11,741 --> 00:08:14,700 by asking if you think I'm weird. By the way, I'm not paranoid 131 00:08:14,701 --> 00:08:18,540 about stuff like that, I'm not some kind of person... 132 00:08:18,541 --> 00:08:22,541 "Oh, my God!" 133 00:08:26,101 --> 00:08:29,260 You don't have to kiss me because you feel sorry for me. 134 00:08:29,261 --> 00:08:32,980 I'm not kissing you cos I feel sorry for you. 135 00:08:32,981 --> 00:08:36,260 I'm kissing you because I want to. 136 00:08:36,261 --> 00:08:40,261 And also, maybe to shut you up a little bit. 137 00:08:46,901 --> 00:08:50,740 "And that was our first kiss, amongst the dirty socks, 138 00:08:50,741 --> 00:08:54,741 "with the smell of sweat and dirt, both of us covered in blood. 139 00:08:56,421 --> 00:08:58,460 "It was perfect. 140 00:08:58,461 --> 00:09:02,461 "PS - in your face, Chloe, I knew it was a date! 141 00:09:05,461 --> 00:09:08,620 "And that brings me back to the present day, 142 00:09:08,621 --> 00:09:12,420 "Where you will find Finn, with his index... 143 00:09:12,421 --> 00:09:15,020 "..and middle finger upon my lady area." 144 00:09:15,021 --> 00:09:17,340 You all right? 145 00:09:17,341 --> 00:09:20,500 Good? 146 00:09:20,501 --> 00:09:22,260 "What if I can't relax? 147 00:09:22,261 --> 00:09:25,260 "What if I get so nervous that my vagina turns to stone 148 00:09:25,261 --> 00:09:26,780 "and I can't feel anything? 149 00:09:26,781 --> 00:09:30,180 "Or even worse, what if Finn didn't know what he was doing? 150 00:09:30,181 --> 00:09:34,181 "I had hours and days and weeks of experience in the lady area, 151 00:09:34,821 --> 00:09:36,020 "I knew how it operated. 152 00:09:36,021 --> 00:09:38,620 "What if I had to fake an orgasm? 153 00:09:38,621 --> 00:09:40,460 "How the hell do you fake an orgasm?! 154 00:09:40,461 --> 00:09:42,180 "What if he couldn't find my...?" 155 00:09:42,181 --> 00:09:45,060 Oh! Holy Lord Jesus Christ! 156 00:09:45,061 --> 00:09:47,660 Fuck. Shh. 157 00:09:47,661 --> 00:09:51,460 Feel good? 158 00:09:51,461 --> 00:09:54,020 It's all right, yeah. 159 00:09:54,021 --> 00:09:57,740 "This is heaven. I'm actually in heaven. 160 00:09:57,741 --> 00:10:01,180 "He's using his thumb to tap. 161 00:10:01,181 --> 00:10:05,181 "Oh, my God! He's a sex wizard!" 162 00:10:26,231 --> 00:10:28,510 Oh, hi, Finn. I didn't know you were here. 163 00:10:28,511 --> 00:10:30,190 Hiya. 164 00:10:30,191 --> 00:10:33,351 What you doing, Rae? What do you want, Mum? 165 00:10:33,388 --> 00:10:34,827 We're having a hotpot for tea, 166 00:10:34,828 --> 00:10:36,587 so I need you to run down to the corner shop 167 00:10:36,588 --> 00:10:38,427 and get me some red cabbage. 168 00:10:38,428 --> 00:10:41,067 You burst in here because of red cabbage? 169 00:10:41,068 --> 00:10:43,947 You can't have a hotpot without red cabbage, can you, Finn? 170 00:10:43,948 --> 00:10:45,747 No. No, you can't, no. 171 00:10:45,748 --> 00:10:47,507 Are you staying for tea, lovely? 172 00:10:47,508 --> 00:10:51,508 No, I've got football. Thanks, though. 173 00:10:56,228 --> 00:11:00,147 Guys, I'm happy. 174 00:11:00,148 --> 00:11:04,148 I'm so happy. 175 00:11:05,748 --> 00:11:07,667 I'm sorry... 176 00:11:07,668 --> 00:11:11,347 I'm a bit emotional at the moment. 177 00:11:11,348 --> 00:11:14,547 I think I'm going through changes. 178 00:11:14,548 --> 00:11:16,107 You know, Finn? 179 00:11:16,108 --> 00:11:18,467 Changes. 180 00:11:18,468 --> 00:11:22,468 Yeah. My mum went through her changes early as well. 181 00:11:24,828 --> 00:11:28,828 Sorry. 182 00:11:32,348 --> 00:11:36,348 Red cabbage. 183 00:11:38,148 --> 00:11:42,148 Is she all right? Yeah, ignore her, she's a weirdo. 184 00:11:42,428 --> 00:11:46,428 Look, I've got to get to football. Oh, but... 185 00:11:46,708 --> 00:11:50,707 "And then he said it, Tix. Three little words. 186 00:11:50,708 --> 00:11:54,587 "No, not I love you. Even better." 187 00:11:54,588 --> 00:11:58,588 To... be... continued. 188 00:12:00,148 --> 00:12:02,705 "And there go my ovaries!" 189 00:12:04,642 --> 00:12:06,502 I'm happy. 190 00:12:06,558 --> 00:12:08,758 Yeah? 191 00:12:08,763 --> 00:12:12,763 Yeah. Good. 192 00:12:14,123 --> 00:12:16,922 How's the diary? 193 00:12:16,923 --> 00:12:20,923 Look, don't be mad, but I've stopped it. 194 00:12:23,756 --> 00:12:24,875 It's your diary. 195 00:12:24,876 --> 00:12:27,656 It was useful when I was struggling, 196 00:12:27,732 --> 00:12:30,632 but I'm not... 197 00:12:30,687 --> 00:12:34,687 so... it's not. 198 00:12:36,207 --> 00:12:39,126 There's a couple of things I wanted to talk to you about. 199 00:12:39,127 --> 00:12:42,366 The first thing is, I run a group therapy session once a week, 200 00:12:42,367 --> 00:12:44,686 and I think it would be really good for you. 201 00:12:44,687 --> 00:12:46,886 Just so you know you're not alone. 202 00:12:46,887 --> 00:12:48,886 Nah. 203 00:12:48,887 --> 00:12:51,566 Danny goes. 204 00:12:51,567 --> 00:12:53,486 I know he'd love to see you there. 205 00:12:53,487 --> 00:12:57,487 I think he misses you and he could do with cheering up right now. 206 00:12:57,687 --> 00:13:01,687 We all could. 207 00:13:02,167 --> 00:13:05,606 Well, just say you'll think about it. 208 00:13:05,607 --> 00:13:08,686 I'll think about it. 209 00:13:08,687 --> 00:13:11,446 The other thing I wanted to say... 210 00:13:11,447 --> 00:13:14,646 I think there's something we've been avoiding talking about. 211 00:13:14,647 --> 00:13:17,367 I think we both know what that is. 212 00:13:21,647 --> 00:13:23,686 Oh. 213 00:13:23,687 --> 00:13:27,687 Time's up. 214 00:13:28,607 --> 00:13:32,607 See ya! 215 00:13:34,767 --> 00:13:37,886 So I guess you girls are planning on doing you-know-what? 216 00:13:37,887 --> 00:13:39,966 I haven't really thought about my first time. 217 00:13:39,967 --> 00:13:42,766 But I want it to be perfect. 218 00:13:42,767 --> 00:13:46,166 I want it to be in a big four-poster bed with white satin sheets, 219 00:13:46,167 --> 00:13:49,286 and Chop's lit some candles and put some rose petals down, 220 00:13:49,287 --> 00:13:51,006 and he's opened a bottle of wine, 221 00:13:51,007 --> 00:13:53,526 but the butler only brought one glass, so we have to share. 222 00:13:53,527 --> 00:13:55,286 Butler? Yeah. 223 00:13:55,287 --> 00:13:57,366 And the balcony windows are open a little bit, 224 00:13:57,367 --> 00:14:00,006 and I can hear church bells. 225 00:14:00,007 --> 00:14:02,127 So, you haven't really thought about it, then? 226 00:14:04,367 --> 00:14:05,886 What about you, Rae? 227 00:14:05,887 --> 00:14:09,486 Hmm. I want Finn naked, 228 00:14:09,487 --> 00:14:11,086 covered in Dairylea. 229 00:14:11,087 --> 00:14:13,086 Rae... 230 00:14:13,087 --> 00:14:16,846 The Dairylea is optional. 231 00:14:16,847 --> 00:14:18,446 I dunno. 232 00:14:18,447 --> 00:14:22,447 The other night, we were getting really close, 233 00:14:22,607 --> 00:14:25,726 but then he just rushed off. 234 00:14:25,727 --> 00:14:28,366 Well, do you think he's nervous about moving too fast 235 00:14:28,367 --> 00:14:30,886 cos you were ill? What d'you mean? 236 00:14:30,887 --> 00:14:33,286 Because Finn's nice, isn't he? Yeah. 237 00:14:33,287 --> 00:14:36,286 You know, maybe he's worried it'll be too much, or whatever. 238 00:14:36,287 --> 00:14:38,086 Maybe you need to be more forward, 239 00:14:38,087 --> 00:14:40,326 you know, let him know that you're ready. 240 00:14:40,327 --> 00:14:43,686 Anyway, I suggest you girls get it in the bag as soon as possible. Why? 241 00:14:43,687 --> 00:14:45,286 Well, college starts very soon. 242 00:14:45,287 --> 00:14:47,646 Do you really want to be the only girls to turn up 243 00:14:47,647 --> 00:14:49,006 with your V plates intact? 244 00:14:49,007 --> 00:14:51,446 She's talking about us being virgins still. 245 00:14:51,447 --> 00:14:54,406 Yeah. I got it. 246 00:14:54,407 --> 00:14:58,407 You girls need to get it in the bag, and quick. 247 00:15:08,407 --> 00:15:12,407 This is both disgusting and depressing. What a treat. 248 00:15:12,887 --> 00:15:16,887 Maybe we should kiss? 249 00:15:18,247 --> 00:15:21,806 Right. Me and Izzy have decided... 250 00:15:21,807 --> 00:15:24,126 we're going camping. 251 00:15:24,127 --> 00:15:26,566 What? I hate camping. Why do we have to go 252 00:15:26,567 --> 00:15:29,206 sleep in a field when we've got perfectly good beds? Ow! 253 00:15:29,207 --> 00:15:31,526 Did you just kick me? 254 00:15:31,527 --> 00:15:33,966 We don't need a reason to have fun, Archie. 255 00:15:33,967 --> 00:15:35,566 Don't be so boring. 256 00:15:35,567 --> 00:15:39,206 We just thought that it would be something nice to do 257 00:15:39,207 --> 00:15:40,846 before college starts. 258 00:15:40,847 --> 00:15:43,726 You know, celebrate the end of summer. 259 00:15:43,727 --> 00:15:47,727 When were you thinking of going? Next Saturday. What? 260 00:15:48,167 --> 00:15:50,726 What? What are you doing? 261 00:15:50,727 --> 00:15:53,966 I thought we wanted to go camping before college starts. 262 00:15:53,967 --> 00:15:55,406 Yeah. 263 00:15:55,407 --> 00:15:56,966 College starts next Monday. 264 00:15:56,967 --> 00:16:00,406 No. College starts this Monday. 265 00:16:00,407 --> 00:16:04,407 In five days. 266 00:16:05,127 --> 00:16:09,006 Guys, when does college start? 267 00:16:09,007 --> 00:16:11,846 College starts this Monday. They sent out, like, 268 00:16:11,847 --> 00:16:15,847 4 million reminder letters over the holidays. 269 00:16:20,007 --> 00:16:22,886 I'm not even going and I knew that. 270 00:16:22,887 --> 00:16:24,206 Rae... 271 00:16:24,207 --> 00:16:26,246 Rae... You all right, Raemundo? 272 00:16:26,247 --> 00:16:27,766 Good, yeah. 273 00:16:27,767 --> 00:16:30,166 So, when's camping? Saturday? 274 00:16:30,167 --> 00:16:31,806 Yeah. 275 00:16:31,807 --> 00:16:33,406 Jesus. Has anyone even got a tent? 276 00:16:33,407 --> 00:16:34,526 No. No. 277 00:16:34,527 --> 00:16:38,527 Good. This should be great! 278 00:16:41,407 --> 00:16:43,766 Where's my mail? 279 00:16:43,767 --> 00:16:46,646 Um, I don't know. Why don't you look in the place? 280 00:16:46,647 --> 00:16:47,886 What place? 281 00:16:47,887 --> 00:16:51,887 Behind the pig on the radiator. 282 00:16:53,887 --> 00:16:57,887 What the fuck... 283 00:17:00,247 --> 00:17:01,806 Jesus Christ! 284 00:17:01,807 --> 00:17:05,166 How long have you been putting my mail behind that pig? 285 00:17:05,167 --> 00:17:09,046 College starts on Monday. I've got to get an outfit, 286 00:17:09,047 --> 00:17:13,047 I've got to get my timetable sorted... 287 00:17:14,447 --> 00:17:17,126 Are... 288 00:17:17,127 --> 00:17:19,006 Are you wearing my top? 289 00:17:19,007 --> 00:17:21,566 You don't mind, do you? I thought it looked quite funky. 290 00:17:21,567 --> 00:17:25,206 "Funky"? Yeah, that's what you guys say now, isn't it? 291 00:17:25,207 --> 00:17:26,647 Which guys? 292 00:17:28,367 --> 00:17:31,406 I like it when we have a laugh like this, Rae. 293 00:17:31,407 --> 00:17:33,646 We're like sisters sometimes, really, aren't we? 294 00:17:33,647 --> 00:17:35,846 No. 295 00:17:35,847 --> 00:17:39,046 Are you on drugs? 296 00:17:39,047 --> 00:17:40,766 Just trying to look younger. 297 00:17:40,767 --> 00:17:42,366 Why? 298 00:17:42,367 --> 00:17:44,206 Look, I'm going through the change. 299 00:17:44,207 --> 00:17:47,566 Karim is already 12 years younger than me. 300 00:17:47,567 --> 00:17:51,567 How is he going to feel being married to an old woman... 301 00:17:53,287 --> 00:17:54,806 that is drying up? 302 00:17:54,807 --> 00:17:57,286 Weird things are happening to me. 303 00:17:57,287 --> 00:18:01,287 I cried at Wheel Of Fortune today. 304 00:18:07,687 --> 00:18:11,687 'Five days till college, Tixy.' 305 00:18:16,967 --> 00:18:20,967 'It's not that I'm worried about it, Tix. I'm not even bothered. 306 00:18:22,487 --> 00:18:24,406 'I've got 107 hours, 16 minutes 307 00:18:24,407 --> 00:18:26,687 'and 28 seconds until college starts...' 308 00:18:28,527 --> 00:18:31,166 '..to get ready, to prepare myself. 309 00:18:31,167 --> 00:18:34,286 'And, oh, yeah, to pop my cherry.' 310 00:18:34,287 --> 00:18:38,086 Right, so, what do people wear to college? 311 00:18:38,087 --> 00:18:40,766 Just anything? Or are there any don'ts? 312 00:18:40,767 --> 00:18:42,766 Rae, we're not here to shop for college. 313 00:18:42,767 --> 00:18:45,766 You and Izzy are here to shop for camping. Oh, we're getting tents? 314 00:18:45,767 --> 00:18:48,366 No, Rae. 315 00:18:48,367 --> 00:18:51,046 Come on. 316 00:18:51,047 --> 00:18:55,047 'Oh, tits.' 317 00:18:59,767 --> 00:19:02,686 You can't have a full cup, Rae. It's all about the half cup. 318 00:19:02,687 --> 00:19:04,446 Well, what about support? 319 00:19:04,447 --> 00:19:08,447 Bollocks to support. It's all about looking amazing. 320 00:19:08,647 --> 00:19:12,647 Right, what do you reckon? That'd look so amazing on you, Chlo. 321 00:19:14,487 --> 00:19:16,726 What have we here, then? 322 00:19:16,727 --> 00:19:18,606 30B? 323 00:19:18,607 --> 00:19:22,607 These breasts are good, but small. They need lifting. 324 00:19:23,367 --> 00:19:24,926 38F? 325 00:19:24,927 --> 00:19:28,446 These breasts are good, but big. They need shaping. 326 00:19:28,447 --> 00:19:31,806 'I felt like I was in Goldilocks And The Three Bears. 327 00:19:31,807 --> 00:19:35,807 'Of course, guess whose tits were just like the baby bear's porridge... 328 00:19:36,207 --> 00:19:37,606 'just right.' 329 00:19:37,607 --> 00:19:39,886 These breasts are very good. 330 00:19:39,887 --> 00:19:42,526 I don't like them, cos I like a challenge 331 00:19:42,527 --> 00:19:45,726 and these breasts don't bloody challenge me. 332 00:19:45,727 --> 00:19:47,726 That's a compliment, love. 32C. 333 00:19:47,727 --> 00:19:51,727 So, matching tops and bottoms? 334 00:19:52,047 --> 00:19:53,846 Yeah. We all want proper lingerie. 335 00:19:53,847 --> 00:19:57,847 'The worst thing though, Tix, was that a lot of the stuff was so nice. 336 00:19:59,007 --> 00:20:01,646 'It was so pretty and delicate. 337 00:20:01,647 --> 00:20:04,526 'It just wasn't made for someone whose body wasn't pretty, 338 00:20:04,527 --> 00:20:07,766 'wasn't delicate.' 339 00:20:07,767 --> 00:20:09,206 Love? 340 00:20:09,207 --> 00:20:11,646 Come on. 341 00:20:11,647 --> 00:20:15,647 Don't be scared of your own tits. 342 00:20:23,167 --> 00:20:27,167 'The funny thing was, Tix, is that all I wanted to do was go 343 00:20:27,287 --> 00:20:30,006 'and show Finn what I'd bought, get him excited for camping. 344 00:20:30,007 --> 00:20:33,206 'Bollocks to mine and Izzy's shagus pactus. 345 00:20:33,207 --> 00:20:35,646 'The clock was ticking. Maybe he'd ask me to try it on 346 00:20:35,647 --> 00:20:38,606 'and he wouldn't be able to resist.' 347 00:20:38,607 --> 00:20:41,206 Rae. You're just in time! 348 00:20:41,207 --> 00:20:44,886 I was just about to stick on me limited edition Brothers In Arms vinyl. 349 00:20:44,887 --> 00:20:48,887 I can't promise I won't break into some serious air guitaring during Money For Nothing! 350 00:20:49,487 --> 00:20:50,686 Um... 351 00:20:50,687 --> 00:20:52,766 We can rain check. 352 00:20:52,767 --> 00:20:56,606 Yeah, um, let's rain check. Is Finn in? 353 00:20:56,607 --> 00:21:00,607 Yeah, he's upstairs. Come in. 354 00:21:27,127 --> 00:21:30,388 Holy fuck. 355 00:21:54,245 --> 00:21:56,526 It's not what most people would do with a bottle of whisky 356 00:21:56,545 --> 00:21:59,305 at the weekend but this is the ninth annual... 357 00:21:59,339 --> 00:22:02,539 ..phenomenon that's baffled the... Over 2,000... 358 00:22:02,628 --> 00:22:06,628 ..and needs to be seen to be believed. When there's no more... 359 00:22:07,788 --> 00:22:11,788 ..balls. A few new tricks from fellow perf... 360 00:22:21,360 --> 00:22:25,360 'Tixy, I feel like my mind has been poisoned by beauty. 361 00:22:26,026 --> 00:22:30,026 'I was so annoyed at myself. I had the perfect chance 362 00:22:30,101 --> 00:22:34,101 'to throw a pint of sex in his face, and I blew it.' 363 00:22:42,261 --> 00:22:46,261 All right, fatty? 364 00:22:54,101 --> 00:22:55,700 Er, where have you two been? 365 00:22:55,701 --> 00:22:59,300 We've just been out having fun, like young couples do, you know. 366 00:22:59,301 --> 00:23:01,580 No, I don't. 367 00:23:01,581 --> 00:23:02,721 What's that? 368 00:23:02,722 --> 00:23:04,402 Special TV. 369 00:23:04,439 --> 00:23:08,439 Just a new TV. But check this out. It's got a VCR built in. 370 00:23:09,265 --> 00:23:11,464 What, built in? Yeah. 371 00:23:11,465 --> 00:23:13,505 Built in to the TV? Yeah. 372 00:23:13,729 --> 00:23:18,029 Yeah, good, because the remote control for that piece of junk there 373 00:23:18,067 --> 00:23:19,666 has stopped working. 374 00:23:19,667 --> 00:23:22,506 Oh, well, it's not for down here. It's for mine and Karim's room. 375 00:23:22,507 --> 00:23:26,506 What? Why are you putting a video player in your room? 376 00:23:26,507 --> 00:23:30,507 Don't argue, Rae. If you want one for yourself, get a job and save up. 377 00:23:30,907 --> 00:23:34,907 But you don't even own any videos. 378 00:23:39,587 --> 00:23:42,786 'Tix, my mum is still hugely selfish. 379 00:23:42,787 --> 00:23:46,787 'She doesn't even own any videos, for fuck's sake.' 380 00:23:53,187 --> 00:23:57,187 She doesn't even own any video... 381 00:24:14,947 --> 00:24:18,947 Missionary: Impossible. 382 00:24:23,747 --> 00:24:26,906 That's impossible! 383 00:24:26,907 --> 00:24:30,306 'These people can't be real, Tix. 384 00:24:30,307 --> 00:24:34,307 'They were probably made in a sex factory somewhere near Munich.' 385 00:24:35,987 --> 00:24:39,987 'Hang on a minute. Something's missing.' 386 00:24:52,907 --> 00:24:56,266 OK, Rachel. What style did you decide on in the end? 387 00:24:56,267 --> 00:25:00,267 Oh, just the standard. I just want my bikini line doing. 388 00:25:00,667 --> 00:25:03,106 OK. 389 00:25:03,107 --> 00:25:07,107 How much is it? It's ã7.50 for a standard. 390 00:25:08,187 --> 00:25:09,506 Let's call it a tenner. 391 00:25:09,507 --> 00:25:13,106 'Now, just think about something nice and lovely. 392 00:25:13,107 --> 00:25:16,827 'Lovely clouds. Kittens. Flowers. Puppies.' 393 00:25:18,107 --> 00:25:22,107 'Fluffy bastard cloud kittens!' 394 00:25:25,307 --> 00:25:26,986 How was it? 395 00:25:26,987 --> 00:25:30,746 Well, my lady clam no longer looks like a barber's bin, 396 00:25:30,747 --> 00:25:33,786 if that's what you mean. 397 00:25:33,787 --> 00:25:37,786 Are you nervous about camping tomorrow? A little bit. 398 00:25:37,787 --> 00:25:41,066 I'm excited but... you know the other day at the bra shop? 399 00:25:41,067 --> 00:25:42,106 Yeah. 400 00:25:42,107 --> 00:25:44,746 Chloe looked so good in her underwear. 401 00:25:44,747 --> 00:25:47,186 She looked perfect. 402 00:25:47,187 --> 00:25:51,187 I just was worried that I don't look like that. 403 00:25:51,707 --> 00:25:54,026 I don't think many people look perfect. 404 00:25:54,027 --> 00:25:58,027 Isabelle? 405 00:26:01,267 --> 00:26:02,746 'Thank God for Izzy. 406 00:26:02,747 --> 00:26:05,866 'Thank God that someone else felt the way I did. 407 00:26:05,867 --> 00:26:07,506 'That someone else wasn't...' 408 00:26:07,507 --> 00:26:11,507 Perfect. 409 00:26:20,027 --> 00:26:23,946 So what d'you think has changed? Why d'you think you're happy? 410 00:26:23,947 --> 00:26:26,586 You told me to start liking myself. 411 00:26:26,587 --> 00:26:29,586 And do you? 412 00:26:29,587 --> 00:26:31,346 I've got a boyfriend. 413 00:26:31,347 --> 00:26:33,186 Right. 414 00:26:33,187 --> 00:26:36,666 He's delicious. Too delicious. 415 00:26:36,667 --> 00:26:38,866 What d'you mean, too delicious? 416 00:26:38,867 --> 00:26:42,106 Nothing. 417 00:26:42,107 --> 00:26:43,786 It was a joke. 418 00:26:43,787 --> 00:26:45,746 I dunno. 419 00:26:45,747 --> 00:26:49,747 It's easier to like yourself when someone likes you, isn't it? 420 00:26:49,907 --> 00:26:52,266 You should like yourself because you're a good person, 421 00:26:52,267 --> 00:26:54,826 not because someone else likes you. I didn't say that. 422 00:26:54,827 --> 00:26:58,827 What did you say? 423 00:27:01,107 --> 00:27:03,226 At our last session we ran out of time. 424 00:27:03,227 --> 00:27:06,186 We didn't get to finish what we were talking about. Oh, yeah? 425 00:27:06,187 --> 00:27:08,026 Oh, yeah. 426 00:27:08,027 --> 00:27:11,426 I've been waiting for you to bring it up in your own time, 427 00:27:11,427 --> 00:27:15,427 but now I'm beginning to worry that we're... just avoiding the subject. 428 00:27:17,427 --> 00:27:21,427 Why can't you just be like a proper therapist? 429 00:27:22,267 --> 00:27:25,946 Punch pillows and play word association? 430 00:27:25,947 --> 00:27:27,386 I'm afraid we don't do any of that. 431 00:27:27,387 --> 00:27:31,186 I'd like it more if we did. 432 00:27:31,187 --> 00:27:33,626 Right. 433 00:27:33,627 --> 00:27:34,706 Word association. 434 00:27:34,707 --> 00:27:38,466 I say a word, you say the first thing that comes into your head. 435 00:27:38,467 --> 00:27:40,266 Home. Bedroom. 436 00:27:40,267 --> 00:27:41,386 Tree. Bark. 437 00:27:41,387 --> 00:27:43,626 Dog. Bark. 438 00:27:43,627 --> 00:27:44,706 Mum. Dad. 439 00:27:44,707 --> 00:27:46,546 Dad. Man. 440 00:27:46,547 --> 00:27:49,586 Kester. Divorce. 441 00:27:49,587 --> 00:27:51,426 Rae. Davies. 442 00:27:51,427 --> 00:27:52,906 Rae. Me. 443 00:27:52,907 --> 00:27:54,386 Boys. Gents. 444 00:27:54,387 --> 00:27:55,826 Food. Eat. 445 00:27:55,827 --> 00:27:57,106 Tix. Friend. 446 00:27:57,107 --> 00:27:58,306 Skin. Itchy. 447 00:27:58,307 --> 00:27:59,346 Dog. Bite. 448 00:27:59,347 --> 00:28:01,146 Boys. Fat. Food. Fat. 449 00:28:01,147 --> 00:28:05,147 Rae. Fat. 450 00:28:07,747 --> 00:28:11,747 I do like myself. 451 00:28:15,747 --> 00:28:18,906 'Check.' 452 00:28:18,907 --> 00:28:22,907 'Check.' 453 00:28:23,307 --> 00:28:27,307 'It's here, Tix. The day of Operation Bang Out has arrived. 454 00:28:29,507 --> 00:28:30,826 'I needed to take it up a notch. 455 00:28:30,827 --> 00:28:34,827 'I had to do something I'd never attempted before. 456 00:28:35,107 --> 00:28:37,427 'Flirt.' 457 00:28:41,747 --> 00:28:45,747 Finn, what are you... 458 00:28:47,947 --> 00:28:51,947 Get in the back seat. Now! 459 00:28:52,787 --> 00:28:56,706 D'you want water? Here. 460 00:28:56,707 --> 00:29:00,707 'Say something. Anything.' 461 00:29:01,187 --> 00:29:03,426 I was just thinking about how sexy you were. 462 00:29:03,427 --> 00:29:07,427 Oi! You'll make me crash. 463 00:29:07,747 --> 00:29:10,866 I was thinking about tonight, too. 464 00:29:10,867 --> 00:29:14,867 What's... What's happening tonight? 465 00:29:15,827 --> 00:29:19,827 Doesn't matter. 466 00:29:23,547 --> 00:29:25,426 Who's in with me? 467 00:29:25,427 --> 00:29:29,427 I'll get in with Archie. 468 00:29:32,067 --> 00:29:35,306 So we ended up having to ring Dan Rigby, but I got two tents. 469 00:29:35,307 --> 00:29:37,106 Two?! 470 00:29:37,107 --> 00:29:40,466 Yeah. Two free manors. So me and Izzy can sleep in with Archie 471 00:29:40,467 --> 00:29:42,986 and you two can sleep in with Chlo. 472 00:29:42,987 --> 00:29:45,986 We said, "Get three tents." 473 00:29:45,987 --> 00:29:48,626 What am I, Captain Fucking Tent Shop? 474 00:29:48,627 --> 00:29:51,007 Why am I the one always sorting stuff? 475 00:29:51,100 --> 00:29:55,100 I'm not Del Boy. I get zero appreciation for it. 476 00:29:58,158 --> 00:30:02,158 That's bloody marvellous. 477 00:30:04,998 --> 00:30:07,797 I got you a copy of the photos from the beer garden the other day. 478 00:30:07,798 --> 00:30:11,157 Thanks. 479 00:30:11,158 --> 00:30:15,077 It's inevitable, Izzy. 480 00:30:15,078 --> 00:30:16,517 Thanks to this tent situation, 481 00:30:16,518 --> 00:30:20,197 we are pretty much turning up to college virgins. 482 00:30:20,198 --> 00:30:24,198 Actually, er... I need to tell you something. 483 00:30:25,718 --> 00:30:27,677 Me and Chop had sex last night. 484 00:30:27,678 --> 00:30:29,477 What?! 485 00:30:29,478 --> 00:30:31,757 How could you let that happen? 486 00:30:31,758 --> 00:30:35,157 We had a pact. Yeah, well, it wasn't like that. 487 00:30:35,158 --> 00:30:37,597 I went over to Chop's to show him the new underwear I bought 488 00:30:37,598 --> 00:30:40,837 to get him excited for camping and stuff, and then... 489 00:30:40,838 --> 00:30:43,957 well... we did it. 490 00:30:43,958 --> 00:30:45,717 It wasn't like I imagined it. 491 00:30:45,718 --> 00:30:47,557 It was on the couch in his lounge. 492 00:30:47,558 --> 00:30:49,477 Crimewatch was on in the background, 493 00:30:49,478 --> 00:30:51,477 and Crimewatch scares me a little bit, 494 00:30:51,478 --> 00:30:54,317 so I was a bit distracted, but... 495 00:30:54,318 --> 00:30:58,318 ...I enjoyed it, though. The sex, I mean. 496 00:31:01,278 --> 00:31:02,757 Congratulations. 497 00:31:02,758 --> 00:31:06,758 Thanks. 498 00:31:09,838 --> 00:31:13,838 'So there I was, Tix, the last virgin standing. 499 00:31:13,918 --> 00:31:17,918 'Two days to college, two shared tents and zero chance of a shag.' 500 00:31:25,358 --> 00:31:28,357 What's up? 501 00:31:28,358 --> 00:31:32,197 It's Chloe. She keeps touching me. 502 00:31:32,198 --> 00:31:34,677 Touching you how? 503 00:31:34,678 --> 00:31:38,197 You know, touching touching. She's pretty tactile. 504 00:31:38,198 --> 00:31:40,997 Maybe she's just touching you the same amount as always. 505 00:31:40,998 --> 00:31:43,317 Yeah, maybe. 506 00:31:43,318 --> 00:31:45,637 At least you're getting touched anyway. 507 00:31:45,638 --> 00:31:47,437 What's up? 508 00:31:47,438 --> 00:31:51,357 I'll tell you what's up, Archie. I'm wearing ridiculous underwear 509 00:31:51,358 --> 00:31:53,717 that is offering no support whatsoever 510 00:31:53,718 --> 00:31:57,718 to my boobs. 511 00:31:58,558 --> 00:32:02,558 Here. 512 00:32:05,518 --> 00:32:09,518 Oh, God, that feels good. 513 00:32:10,118 --> 00:32:12,797 I fucking hate camping. 514 00:32:12,798 --> 00:32:16,798 Me, too. 515 00:32:38,198 --> 00:32:41,997 You all right, Raemundo? Yeah. 516 00:32:41,998 --> 00:32:45,998 But what about in yourself, like? I'm fine. 517 00:32:51,278 --> 00:32:55,278 Wanna go for a walk, girl? 518 00:32:57,598 --> 00:33:01,598 Cute, aren't they? Yeah. 519 00:33:05,678 --> 00:33:09,678 You know you don't have to give me space, don't you? 520 00:33:09,998 --> 00:33:12,797 What d'you mean? 521 00:33:12,798 --> 00:33:16,798 I mean that I know I've been ill but... 522 00:33:17,878 --> 00:33:21,878 ...you're the only one who doesn't ask if I'm all right all the time. 523 00:33:22,798 --> 00:33:24,917 I like that. 524 00:33:24,918 --> 00:33:28,918 That you just treat me normal. 525 00:33:30,078 --> 00:33:34,078 I like you. I'm glad you like me. 526 00:33:34,358 --> 00:33:38,358 Because I've got a surprise for you. 527 00:33:40,518 --> 00:33:41,797 Oh... 528 00:33:41,798 --> 00:33:43,997 What's this? 529 00:33:43,998 --> 00:33:47,998 When I say, "To be continued," 530 00:33:48,118 --> 00:33:52,118 I mean, to be continued. 531 00:33:54,398 --> 00:33:56,197 'Jesus. 532 00:33:56,198 --> 00:34:00,198 'I was so turned on, we were gonna need a canoe and life jackets.' 533 00:34:03,198 --> 00:34:06,877 'Maybe sometimes it does happen how you imagine it 534 00:34:06,878 --> 00:34:09,557 'cos I felt like I was in a movie. 535 00:34:09,558 --> 00:34:11,237 'Not a crap one. 536 00:34:11,238 --> 00:34:13,957 'An amazing, brilliant, unbelievable, 537 00:34:13,958 --> 00:34:17,958 'mega, fucking awesome one.' 538 00:34:28,558 --> 00:34:32,558 You OK? 539 00:34:33,158 --> 00:34:37,158 I just need to freshen up. 540 00:34:45,158 --> 00:34:49,158 What the fuck are you doing? 541 00:35:07,438 --> 00:35:11,438 'It was the first time I'd seen us together.' 542 00:35:16,838 --> 00:35:20,838 'I knew he was out of my league, but I didn't know just how much.' 543 00:35:25,118 --> 00:35:28,597 'No-one could understand why we were together, and all of a sudden... 544 00:35:28,598 --> 00:35:32,598 'neither could I.' 545 00:35:41,678 --> 00:35:44,197 Is everything OK? 546 00:35:44,198 --> 00:35:48,198 Yeah... Um... I've just got a massive headache. 547 00:35:50,798 --> 00:35:52,597 Why didn't you say, you numpty? 548 00:35:52,598 --> 00:35:56,598 You know what's good for headaches, don't you? 549 00:35:57,798 --> 00:36:00,277 Vodka! 550 00:36:00,278 --> 00:36:02,277 D'you want one? 551 00:36:02,278 --> 00:36:03,866 I'll get two glasses. 552 00:36:09,796 --> 00:36:13,756 'Tixy, I have totally, utterly and unquestionably 553 00:36:13,792 --> 00:36:15,992 'failed to lose my virginity. 554 00:36:16,186 --> 00:36:20,185 'I may as well go to college with it written on my face.' 555 00:36:20,186 --> 00:36:24,186 Oh! 556 00:36:24,386 --> 00:36:27,545 Oh, my God, Rae, you need to help me. 557 00:36:27,546 --> 00:36:30,105 What? Chloe! 558 00:36:30,106 --> 00:36:33,286 Because you and Finn went off last night, 559 00:36:33,362 --> 00:36:35,961 we ended up sharing a tent on our own! 560 00:36:35,962 --> 00:36:38,521 Uh-oh! Uh-oh! 561 00:36:38,522 --> 00:36:42,041 I turn around to get in my sleeping bag 562 00:36:42,042 --> 00:36:46,042 and when I turn back, she's laying there in some sexy lingerie number. 563 00:36:50,162 --> 00:36:51,961 Oh, my God! 564 00:36:51,962 --> 00:36:53,561 What did you do? 565 00:36:53,562 --> 00:36:56,561 I let her kiss me for a minute, and then... 566 00:36:56,562 --> 00:36:58,362 What? 567 00:37:00,002 --> 00:37:04,002 I pretended I was asleep. 568 00:37:05,402 --> 00:37:06,682 I feel terrible. 569 00:37:08,322 --> 00:37:11,921 Oh, my God! 570 00:37:11,922 --> 00:37:15,922 Can we go back to civilisation now, please?! 571 00:37:16,322 --> 00:37:18,081 You all right? 572 00:37:18,082 --> 00:37:22,082 Yeah. 573 00:37:29,562 --> 00:37:31,961 'Summer's over, Tixy. 574 00:37:31,962 --> 00:37:35,962 'The bubble's burst.' 575 00:37:37,122 --> 00:37:40,361 Rae... I wanted to ask you something. 576 00:37:40,362 --> 00:37:42,881 What? 577 00:37:42,882 --> 00:37:46,882 Have you been in mine and Karim's room recently? No. 578 00:37:48,722 --> 00:37:50,681 Why? No reason. 579 00:37:50,682 --> 00:37:54,682 How's that TV/VCR working out? 580 00:37:58,002 --> 00:37:59,881 It's all right, yeah. 581 00:37:59,882 --> 00:38:02,921 Like you said, I don't own any videos, so... 582 00:38:02,922 --> 00:38:06,922 Well, maybe you should bring it downstairs, then? 583 00:38:07,362 --> 00:38:11,362 Unless you're planning on watching videos on it... 584 00:38:12,202 --> 00:38:14,961 when you're in bed. 585 00:38:14,962 --> 00:38:18,561 No, I wasn't planning on doing that. 586 00:38:18,562 --> 00:38:22,562 So... Yes, good idea. 587 00:38:23,562 --> 00:38:25,521 Cool. 588 00:38:25,522 --> 00:38:29,522 Anyway, you better get some sleep. College tomorrow. 589 00:38:30,322 --> 00:38:34,322 'I still had time, Tix. Ten hours, eight minutes and 14 seconds... 590 00:38:36,282 --> 00:38:40,282 'to sleep, to get ready, to prepare myself.' 591 00:38:45,882 --> 00:38:48,882 Come on, get up! You're late! 592 00:38:57,082 --> 00:39:01,082 Look at you! New beginnings and all that. 593 00:39:02,082 --> 00:39:04,161 How are you feeling, anyway? 594 00:39:04,162 --> 00:39:06,361 I wish people would stop asking me that. 595 00:39:06,362 --> 00:39:08,961 People only ask because they care about you, love. 596 00:39:08,962 --> 00:39:11,401 I know you must be nervous about today, 597 00:39:11,402 --> 00:39:14,641 what with everything that happened, you know, at your old school. 598 00:39:14,642 --> 00:39:17,241 But I'm really proud of you, Rae, 599 00:39:17,242 --> 00:39:20,401 how you're coping. 600 00:39:20,402 --> 00:39:23,121 Four months ago, I would never have said you were well enough 601 00:39:23,122 --> 00:39:27,122 to go to college. Yeah. 602 00:39:39,002 --> 00:39:42,961 'Mum was right, Tix. I had the gang now. 603 00:39:42,962 --> 00:39:46,962 'It wasn't going to be like last time.' 604 00:39:52,882 --> 00:39:56,441 Good morning! How are you?! 605 00:39:56,442 --> 00:39:59,081 I got you a brew. 606 00:39:59,082 --> 00:40:03,082 How's your migraine? All right. 607 00:40:05,242 --> 00:40:09,242 'I've got Finn now, Tixy.' 608 00:40:11,762 --> 00:40:14,841 'It wasn't going to be like last time.' 609 00:40:14,842 --> 00:40:17,241 Do I look all right? Cos I want to make a good impression. 610 00:40:17,242 --> 00:40:18,801 For who?! It's only college! 611 00:40:18,802 --> 00:40:22,041 It's all right for you, Finn. You're a boy and you're in second year. 612 00:40:22,042 --> 00:40:23,441 Everyone'll be staring at us. 613 00:40:23,442 --> 00:40:25,561 They're not going to be staring. 614 00:40:25,562 --> 00:40:28,161 They so are. We're fresh meat, babe. 615 00:40:28,162 --> 00:40:31,521 It's like they're all sitting at our restaurant waiting for the delivery 616 00:40:31,522 --> 00:40:35,522 and we're the food. Oi! You two are taken. Remember that. 617 00:40:39,922 --> 00:40:43,922 'I had the gang now, Tixy. 618 00:40:45,362 --> 00:40:48,121 'It wasn't going to be like last time.' 619 00:40:48,122 --> 00:40:49,801 Tonight, babe. Yeah. 620 00:40:49,802 --> 00:40:53,802 Bye. See you later. 621 00:41:00,202 --> 00:41:01,681 'I've got Finn now. 622 00:41:01,682 --> 00:41:05,682 'It wasn't going to be like last time.' 623 00:41:45,442 --> 00:41:47,601 Boys. Fat. 624 00:41:47,602 --> 00:41:50,481 Food. Fat. 625 00:41:50,482 --> 00:41:53,001 Rae. Fat. 626 00:41:53,002 --> 00:41:54,481 Boys. Fat. 627 00:41:54,482 --> 00:41:55,801 Rae. Fat. 628 00:41:55,802 --> 00:41:56,881 Food. Fat. 629 00:41:56,882 --> 00:41:58,041 Rae. Fat. 630 00:41:58,042 --> 00:42:02,042 Rae. Fat. 631 00:42:05,002 --> 00:42:06,681 D'you know where the toilets are? 632 00:42:06,682 --> 00:42:08,721 Round there. Why, what's wrong? 633 00:42:08,722 --> 00:42:12,722 Nothing. I'll see you in a bit, yeah? 634 00:42:12,882 --> 00:42:16,882 Give us a shout if you need anything, though. Rae? 635 00:42:17,202 --> 00:42:21,202 See you later, then. 636 00:42:58,202 --> 00:43:02,202 Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck indeed. 637 00:43:14,882 --> 00:43:18,161 If I find out which one of you jokers set off the fire alarm, 638 00:43:18,162 --> 00:43:20,522 that's it, you're done for the year. 639 00:43:27,642 --> 00:43:29,841 'I've been living in denial, Tix. 640 00:43:29,842 --> 00:43:33,842 'About being better, about me and Finn. 641 00:43:34,442 --> 00:43:38,442 'About everything.' 642 00:43:40,482 --> 00:43:44,482 Rae? 643 00:43:52,202 --> 00:43:56,202 I'm a mess. 644 00:44:00,042 --> 00:44:04,042 I miss her. 645 00:44:04,442 --> 00:44:05,801 Yeah. Me, too. 646 00:44:05,802 --> 00:44:09,802 Then why aren't you more upset? You don't even seem upset. 647 00:44:16,562 --> 00:44:20,562 I'm devastated, Rae. 648 00:44:23,882 --> 00:44:27,641 I'm sorry I didn't go to the funeral. 649 00:44:27,642 --> 00:44:29,241 I just... 650 00:44:29,242 --> 00:44:31,801 I couldn't. 651 00:44:31,802 --> 00:44:34,281 It's only a funeral. 652 00:44:34,282 --> 00:44:38,282 You know she wouldn't have cared. 653 00:44:38,402 --> 00:44:42,402 But funerals do have their purpose. 654 00:44:44,042 --> 00:44:48,042 They're places where we get to say goodbye. 655 00:45:08,122 --> 00:45:09,562 Bye, Tix. 656 00:45:23,762 --> 00:45:27,762 'Dear Diary, there are two things you should know about me. 657 00:45:30,282 --> 00:45:34,282 'I'm still fat. 658 00:45:35,602 --> 00:45:39,041 'And I'm still mad.' 659 00:45:39,042 --> 00:45:41,561 Rae! 660 00:45:41,562 --> 00:45:43,241 I've missed you. 661 00:45:43,242 --> 00:45:46,641 Oh, Danny, I've missed you, too. 662 00:45:46,642 --> 00:45:49,161 How are you doing? 663 00:45:49,162 --> 00:45:52,361 Not the best, to be honest. 664 00:45:52,362 --> 00:45:55,681 Where's your hats? What hats? 665 00:45:55,682 --> 00:45:58,121 All right, everybody. 666 00:45:58,122 --> 00:46:02,122 Welcome to group. 667 00:46:03,522 --> 00:46:07,522 Let's just jump right in, will we? 668 00:46:08,682 --> 00:46:12,682 So, has anybody got anything they want to share this week? 669 00:46:17,242 --> 00:46:20,761 Liam, what about you? 670 00:46:20,762 --> 00:46:24,762 Different week. 671 00:46:26,122 --> 00:46:28,020 Same old bullshit. 672 00:46:36,510 --> 00:47:17,490 Subtitles by MemoryOnSmells http://UKsubtitles.ru Resync by Anonymous 49119

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