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My Girlfriend is an Alien

- Episode 28 - My Girlfriend is an Alien

Xiaoqi.

Hmm?

Get me that...

Why are you so nervous?

I'm just cooking.

Why are you holding a fire extinguisher?

Don't you remember?

The last time we were here,

we burnt this whole place.

I've begged Ms. Chai for so long

that she finally agreed to lend us the kitchen.

A fire extinguisher?

A fire extinguisher?

What is a fire extinguisher?

Are you a fool?

Let me tell you,

don't worry.

I will never let you help me cook.

Seriously.

Humph!

Put that away.

What are you doing?

It smells so good!

Really good!

Can I have a bite?

No.

Just one bite.

Xiaoqi!

Just a bite.

Aha!

Hey.

Your body is weak.

This is too much heat for you.

Jingle jingle!

What's this?

it tastes good?

Where did you buy this?

I made this.

When I was studying abroad,

I wasn't used to eat the food there.

So I had to cook myself.

I learned how to make this, too.

Jesus!

You have so many different skills!

It's true.

You are good at work and the kitchen.

Since you cooked so many great stuff,

I gotta try some, right?

No!

You really want to eat?

Ok, then promise me.

You must come back next time.

I'll cook for you myself.

Really?

I'll come back no matter how far I am,

just for a bite of your food.

Pull-hook.

Do this with me.

Bend your finger.

Like this.

Make a little heart.

Why are they so slow?

I'm gonna check it out.

Hmm.

Doctor Zhang,

so here's just us.

I have something

to ask you.

I'm listening.

Where is Xiaoqi's hometown exactly?

Why I feel like it's about life and death

every time we send her home.

You're right.

I feel strange about this, too.

Xiaoqi is a bit weird.

You think so, right?

Yes.

Let me tell you,

she's a thin little girl.

But she can carry a bag of rice with one shoulder.

And there was one time

that I almost fell from upstairs,

But she was in the kitchen that time,

she suddenly pulled me up.

I think

this is a little strange.

I feel like you may explain it

since you are a doctor?

Alas.

I think she's not common people

since she can tame Fang Leng.

Here, have a drink.

Okay.

That makes sense.

Food's ready!

You are finally here.

It's not like everyday I can taste Mr. Fang's cooking.

Lucky me.

Thank you, thank you.

Let's eat!

Wait a second.

Let me sterilize first.

why sterilize?

Wait a second.

Let me take you a photo.

And you.

And Ms. Chai.

So cute.

And you.

Why are you so boring?

Just eat, ok?

I can be more boring.

Come here.

Come here!

Come here!

Hurry up!

Like this.

Try this.

Try this!

It's so boring. Alas.

Smile.

Smile a little bit!

Just once.

In three seconds.

Here.

Three.

Two.

One.

You are not inviting us to have a meal.

You are inviting us to see your public display of affection.

I'm enough already.

I wanna throw up.

Don't, don't.

Cheers!

Come on.

Come on.

= My dear Xiaoqi... =

What are you doing?

I'm posting on moments for you.

= My dear Xiaoqi, I love you with no reasons. = I'm posting on moments for you.

= My dear Xiaoqi, I love you with no reasons. =

I posted that picture on the moments!

Awesome!

Like it.

= Fang Lie: Awesome! Doctor Zhang: Like it. Xiaoqi: I'm shy. =

I found that

I don't have Mr. Fang's moments.

Really?

I can have your we-chat?

Oh my god.

I just have Mr. Fang's we-chat!

So wonderful, isn't it?

Let me delete it.

What are you doing?

Don't!

You promised to rebuild your memory bank.

Is there anything better that can show people

your love to me than posting on moments?

Give me that.

You really gonna delete it?

= You're my cup of tea, postscript: my account is not compromised. =

You posted another one?

You are good at it, bro.

Come on.

Cheers!

Let's drink!

Cheers!

Let's eat.

Let me have a bite.

Don't.

Just one bite.

No, not even one bite.

I wanna taste it.

Fang Lie.

The spaceship's gonna pick me up

in a few days.

Before I go,

I have a little present for you.

No need.

You can bring another cute alien girl like you

next time you come back.

That's the perfect gift.

Only in your dream.

I draw some sky maps.

These are some galaxies you can't see on earth.

I hope these can bring your some inspirations.

Do you like it?

You really do know me, Xiaoqi.

I don't want you to leave even more.

What should I do?

Alright, alright.

Be good.

Hey!

Fang Lie, who allows you to hug Xiaoqi?

Brother,

I only want her for a minute.

Just a minute.

Alright.

It's time.

Xiaoqi,

thank you for this wonderful present.

I have a special gift for you, too.

Wait.

Alright, Fang Lie.

You are drunk,

just like Ms. Chai.

Let's go. I'll send you home.

Wait.

Take care.

I'll give you the gift tomorrow morning.

This way.

Bye, Lielie.

Bye.

Wait for me!

Ok!

Where's my gift?

Your gift is upstairs. Let me fetch it for you.

What are you doing?!

You are my present.

Wait, let me get you the present!

Don't go.

Don't go, okay?

Don't go, no...

Don't go away.

Don't leave me.

Don't leave me, please.

Don't go away.

- You can't leave. - I won't leave.

Don't be scared.

I'm won't leave.

I won't leave.

I won't go, I won't go.

Fang Leng.

Don't go, okay?

I won't go, I won't go.

You're awake.

Morning.

Moring.

I wish I can see you

every morning I wake up.

Me too.

The spaceship.

It's coming, isn't it?

I've been thinking about it overnight.

I can stay.

No, you can't.

It's good if you can go home successfully.

Are you hungry?

Let me get you some drinks.

No.

Don't.

Hmm.

Hmm.

What's wrong?

Don't push me away, okay?

I'm very well-behaved.

I do as you told.

I eat as you said.

Really?

Hmm.

Go and bring the milk in fridge here.

Hmm.

What's like

when the spaceship's coming?

First, there might be a wind.

Then, maybe the spaceship appears

Go.

Don't push me away.

I might live well

even I don't use superpower later on.

Even if I can save you,

I can't keep you.

Why?

You don't like me?

Silly girl.

Why not?

There's an old saying goes,

I raise my eyes to the moon, bow their heads and think of home.

But you are here all the time.

Every time you look at the sky,

you still think about your home.

The people there are your same kind.

Do you

want to stay here as an alien?

Go.

Bro!

Ask Xiaoqi to see!

This is my farewell gift for her.

Fang Lie, you scared me!

What's so scared about?

Just balloons.

How is it?

Do you like my present?

Why do you want to give me this?

I don't have anything good for you.

So I want to imitate that movie,

"Up."

Perhaps,

I can go to space with you.

I started to do this before dawn.

My hand turns red because of this.

Oh.

You are the one who made me have nightmare overnight.

What are you saying?

I come here for Xiaoqi, not you.

What do you think?

You are surprised by my gift, right?

I am surprised.

Hello, security?

Call a cab.

For what?

Come here.

Bro, what are you doing?

I still have a bunch of balloons to blow.

- Ouch! - Get inside.

Sir.

Yes?

Take this man

to An Ding Mental Hospital.

No, I won't go.

Bro!

I...bro!

Isn't it appropriate

that you do this to him?

I'm already very nice to him like this.

Actually,

I really like this present he gave me.

Because

it makes me figure out one thing.

What thing?

Didn't you ask me

whether I want to go homeland or alien land?

I want to tell you,

the place where you are

is my hometown.

Sir,

I'm not a psycho.

Have you ever seen such a handsome psycho?

Drive me home, please.

How much did he pay you?

I'll pay you double.

= Mom =

Fang Lie,

where are you?

Oh, mom!

You call in a right time.

Explain to the driver please.

Explain to him your son is a totally normal person.

You're normal?

Your uncle finally won the achievement for you.

But you gave all of this to Fang Leng.

Come back home at once!

Your uncle and I are waiting for you.

Oh my god! This dumb kid!

I'm so pissed off.

Look at what you wrote here!

Ah?

These programs you were in charge of

made so much achievement for the company.

But you attributed all these to Fang Leng.

If it had not been for your uncle's help,

your CEO position

would already be replaced by others.

I only wrote down the facts.

What facts?

Fang Leng had not been in the company for so long.

How could he help you?

He has that all arranged.

Ever since I enter the company,

he has been helping me in secret.

Otherwise, how could a single commander like me

make so many achievements.

Are you telling the truth?

These are not Fang Leng's evil tricks?

Why you always think that way?

No matter how I compete with my bro,

I can't risk the company!

If I didn't write these things

in the report,

nobody would know my brother's heart.

My dear son,

since nobody knows,

then we don't need to write down like this.

You will understand these things in the future.

Mom.

You are the one who doesn't understand.

People like my brother

can easily take the CEO position in any companies.

Then what about ?

If you leave your dad and the company,

what can you do?

I worry about this.

Mom.

I applied for a painting studio in Paris.

Whether they accept me or not,

whether I'm going to do chores

or perform on streets,

I want to try it.

My dear son.

You haven't done enough?

Not enough.

One of my friend gave me a universe picture album.

Until then do I realize

how big the world is.

There are so many planets

as well as choices.

There are so many other companies,

besides our Group F.

Rather than staying at home

and fighting with my brother for this tiny place,

why can't I think bigger

and live more easily?

My dear son,

I'm doing all this for you.

Mom.

You are not doing this for me.

Just because you want to win.

I'm unhappy every day,

because I live as told.

Mom.

Uncle.

I beg you.

Please let me go.

Please let my brother go.

And let yourselves go.

I'm gonna go, mom.

I gonna go.

Lie.

Lie!

Eh...

What now?

Forget it.

Do as he told.

Give this to the board.

Alas...

How much things you bought.

What if the spaceship

can't take this much?

And cordyceps sinensis and others?

We don't get to eat it in my planet.

Just show off to your friends.

Do I need buy Maotai for uncle?

No need.

We are all cultivated by gene culture plates.

Plus, we don't have parents.

So, I don't need these.

Alright.

What about diamonds? Gold?

Take and give others as gifts.

I really hope that

they can let you come back sooner.

Will it work?

The point is to let them know my heart and kindness.

Humph.

Mr. Han.

Buy some gold and diamonds for me.

Don't!

Buy more.

I'll give them to Xiaoqi.

That's enough.

I want Xiaoqi to bring them to her planet.

No need!

Buy the whole store.

What are you doing?

That's enough.

What are you doing?

It's done.

How does the season in your planet?

In my hometown,

we have twelve seasons in a year.

There are Ming Soil

and Qi Water in spring.

In summer,

there are...

Alright!

Let's buy some clothes for you.

Nah.

We don't wear these clothes there.

Let's go! It's my way or the highway.

I don't need this, really!

How about this?

Sir, you have such a good taste.

This is our new arrival.

It's really suitable for this young.

Then take it.

Alright, I'll pack this for you later.

Don't!

This one.

Enough!

And this one.

- Enough! - Yes, sir.

No more.

This one.

Yes, sir.

Enough.

Leave those I have picked.

And pack all the other clothes in this store for me.

I can't wear all these stuff, these are too much.

Sir, are you sure you want to pack all of these?

I don't like to say the same thing again.

We will pack these for you right now.

What are you doing?

Are you out of your mind?

You bought me so many clothes.

You want me to wholesale in my planet?

Just let your friends see something new.

You can let your friends wear the clothes if you don't.

You really don't need to do this.

Alright, it's my way or the highway.

That's way too much, really.

Fold this for me.

Ok.

You see, this clothes...

we can't afford one with months' salary.

Stop it.

We have our own fate.

I'm so jealous of that girl.

I'm going to take one more.

Ok.

I really can't wear too much clothes.

Why do you spend so much?

Take your time.

Let me ask them to sign bills.

Ok.

Such a waste.

Sir.

You need to sign it here.

Ok.

Sir.

You bought a lot of clothes.

How about I give you my business card?

So, I can let someone to send you these clothes.

You don't need!

We can carry these on our own.

We are so lucky that this gentleman likes our clothes.

When we have new arrivals,

then I can tell you.

Who need you tell?

If you have the courage to tell, you can try.

I'll crash this stupid store, believe or not?

What are you laughing at?

Xiaoqi.

Alright.

Alas.

You may misunderstand me.

Misunderstand what?

I can even smell your hormones!

We won't buy the clothes anymore.

Excuse me.

Sir!

What are you doing?

What is it?

Come here.

Laugh? What the hell are you laughing at!

Nah.

It's not like everyday you get jealous because of me.

I'm so happy.

So happy about what?

I'm telling you this.

If you hanker after women and wine,

I... I will...

You... What are you gonna do?

I... I'm gonna curse you up there.

Have you heard about the Butterfly Effect?

That butterfly from Amazon

just flapped its wings a little bit.

Then the tornado was coming in Texas.

HuHu

I'm gonna curse you up there.

Then, it might be snow or knives here.

I'm telling you...

I know, I know.

Sometimes I wonder

what if you won't come back?

Then you have wait for my working hard,

then you can have someone else.

Nah, I'm not sure about it.

It depends.

Again? You are so annoying!

Do you remember

that we have once met here?

This is where we...

I'm so sorry.

It's ok.

Sorry, sir. I'm sorry.

- It's fine, it's fine. - I'm so sorry.

You just leave.

What about me?

What am I gonna do?

Xiaoqi.

What am I gonna do? Xiaoqi.

What should I do in the rest of my life?

We said that we would look up at the stars together.

You just leave?

What am I gonna do?

Can you bring her back?

I beg you.

We are reporting for you.

Group F's CEO Mr. Fang,

who was known as a womanizer,

has gone back to company today.

And the turmoil inside Group F

has calmed down.

According to an insider,

Fang Leng's amnesia has been cured.

He's now in charge of everything of the company.

According to reliable resources,

Fang Leng is about to invest beverage business

with low-calorie female drinks.

The theme is about scented tea.

It seems like the very experienced Mr. Fang

decides to take advantage of

his most familiar area.

How's it?

Hmm.

Nice.

Let's put Xiaopu in it.

Alright.

Nice job, bro!

= Conference of Qi Tea Program Research and Development =

Dear audience,

the New Year's bell is about to ring.

Let's countdown together!

Ten!

Nine!

Eight!

Seven!

Six!

Five!

Four!

Three!

Two!

One!

Happy New Year to all Chinese people all over the world!

Happy New Year!

= Two years later =

Dear media friends,

welcome to our product launch conference.

You my ask our Mr. Fang

all the questions about our new products.

Two years ago,

the Qi Tea you created becomes popular.

What's the purpose

of this tea's name?

Qi pronounces like "wife" in Chinese.

Qi Tea means

men make tea for women.

Mr. Fang,

you have "womanizer" as your nickname.

But these two years,

we haven't heard any love affairs about you.

Are you single right now?

Well, do you think I'm single now?

About this...

We're not sure.

Your last girlfriend

was a delivery girl.

This news made quite a stir once.

We wonder what relationship you two now are.

We...

We are good.

There are rumors that your delivery girlfriend dumped you.

Seem like it's fake?

You didn't break up,

but why we never see you're two together?

Are you two married in secret?

Dear fellows,

it's not everyday that Mr. Fang's willing to

cooperate with us media.

In order to complete today's draft successfully,

please only ask questions

about the new product.

You guys are right.

I was dumped.

And that happened two years ago.

Now, I still can't move on.

Dumped by that delivery girlfriend?

Why did she break up with you?

Will you want to get married

if you date someone now?

Do you have any questions for me?

Mr. Fang,

are you using this drink

to win back your ex girlfriend?

Yes.

You have asked me a question.

Can I ask you one?

Yes, please.

What's your name?

My name is Xiao Qi.

"Qi" from chess in Chinese.

Xiao Qi.

It's a good name.

How would you like to be my date?

Wow!

Big news! Take pictures now!

= 'How would you like to be my date?'

Womanizer showed himself again and flirted with young reporter =

Do we need public relations?

No.

Just leave it.

Xiaoqi's still not here?

It's weird.

Why is it thundering in day like this?

Perhaps, someone's cursing me up there.

Have you heard of the Butterfly Effect?

The butterfly from Amazon

just flapped its wings a bit.

Then, it caused the tornado in Texas.

You see, if someone's cursing me up there.

It may not cause rain,

but snow, or knives.

How about...

I reject that girl?

Bro.

You should be so sorry for Xiaoqi!

Why is that?

If I hadn't stopped those reporters in the way,

you would have made a big mistake.

You get it?

Bro.

You have endured for two years.

How can you try to make mistakes

in this moment?

These might be two years for you,

but these are like two lifetimes for me.

How about I get that girl back?

You two can just chat, ok?

You don't need to.

I just wanted to

ask her to interview me exclusively.

Ah?

Bro,

I know you are in so much pain.

In those years, Xiaoqi and I

have created several perfumes.

How about I give you those recipes?

You can introduce new products with them

or just make collections.

It's better if you have something to do,

than you always think too much yourself.

You'd better take care of yourself first.

This place

is the original land of our lavender essential oil.

That perfume created by Xiaoqi

mostly uses this flower scent.

In order to make sure of the good quality,

we used the newest extraction process.

= Fang Lie =

Excuse me. A second please.

What's up?

Bro,

I'm leaving for Paris very soon.

I have something in my heart to tell you.

Can you talk now?

Say it.

I've thought about it.

You can't stay single forever.

If Xiaoqi doesn't come back,

I won't have a sister-in-law?

Get to the point.

The point is

I've found a nice girl for you.

She's a bit younger than you.

And she works at the embassy,

a state-owned unit.

How about that?

Do you want a blind date?

Okay.

You just said yes?

You don't need to see any pictures?

No.

Bro,

you have changed so much!

You don't worry about Xiaoqi? She might gets jealous

and flies back to get you for this.

I do want her to come back,

if she has the ability.

This is agitating.

You are in the perfume original land, right?

Luckily,

the girl's not far away from you.

You go prepare yourself.

Meet her in a bit.

Hmm, alright.

Professor,

is there a clean and quiet place?

I wanna meet a friend.

Yes.

Here, this way please.

This is the raw material area.

Very calm and peace.

I'm not gonna bother you, Mr. Fang.

You're mad right now?

Xiaoqi.

I have to let you be mad more often.

So you can come back to me.

Hmm?

It has been a long time.

You don't recognize me?

I'm your cutest Chai Xiaoqi!

Yes!

Why do you take my phone?

Give it back!

But you have to keep quiet.

I'll promise you but you have to me back first.

Come and get it if you can.

Are you gonna give me back or not?

It's you?

You don't recognize me?

Of course I know you are Xiaoqi.

I just...

have to make sure if this is in my dream.

How about this?

Still like in your dream?

Even more.

How do you want me to prove it?

Do you wanna see my ID card?

Clang clang!

We are sending

Gillis Cal Qiuso Cara Cara Number Seven

to live on earth,

as Planet Cape Town's ambassador of peace on earth.

Hope you can work hard

and be trusted.

Now you believe me?

In order to let you understand,

I specially translated for you.

I hope you can keep this secret between us

as the universe friendly rule says.

Eh!

Xiaoqi.

Hmm?

Welcome home.

Home?

Anywhere you are

is my home.

# Love comes unexpected #

# Sparks fly from our collision #

# Forget how to think #

# This feeling is a brand new one to me #

# The wind comes with taste #

# Keep everything about you in mind #

# My heart comes to you inevitably #

# How could I even resist #

# Can't run away, something is going on between us #

# Our hormones release the sweetest signal #

# Wanna carve where I am in your love #

# Would you let me #

# Pass the crowd, something is going on between us #

# The untouchable hug is right around the corner #

# I could only let you in my deepest heart #

# Could this accidentally be forever #

= The End =