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Hey, you ready to go to my party?

Uh, no.

Why not?

It's National Disobedience Day. I don't have to do what she tells me to.

You know how pissed she's going to be at you, right?

Yeah, but blame the holiday.

Okay, your funeral.

Okay, bye.

What's up with the bikini?

Are you going swimming?

No, I'm going to the grocery store.

Then why are you dressed like that?

It's National Bikini Day. Duh.

Alright, whatever.

Let me guess.

National Candy Day?

Close.

National Lollipop Day?

Let me guess, National Nude Day?

Oh my gosh, you're really getting the hang of it.

Oh, I'm trying to get me to do National Nude Day with you.

No, actually, I miss National Snake Day.

Oh, I really needed to get your snake out.

Oh my gosh, I can't wait for National Hot Dog Day.

Super hot, but what about your dad?

He'd kill me.

I'm sorry.

I'm still stuck on National I Forgot Day.

I forgot you were my stepbrother, but I guess it's too late for that now.

I really want to fuck you.

Fuck your little step.

Thank you.

Peace out.

um um

Shhh.

I can't even sleep.

Yeah.

Bouncing on it.

Hmm.

Where is so much trouble?

What are you laughing about?

Oh, fuck.

Am I supposed to be holding it? Come on.

Where is so much trouble?

What are you thinking?

What? No. Come on.

No, come on. You need to get cleaned up.