All language subtitles for Ghosts.2021.S05E11.XviD-AFG[EZTVx.to]

You made out with patience?

Puritans don't do casual hookups. She
probably thinks we're engaged now.

I believe that we should be together.

Yeah, but... different world.

Oh, but that can be remedied. I have met
your friends, and you can meet my

people. Where's this going?

Trevor Lefkowitz.

Allow me to introduce you to... the
other.

Oh. Nice to meet you. The others?

Hey, I'm Bruce.

And this is Brother Richard, my
beautiful wife, Sunrise, and her

number 28.

Sometimes people call me Ted.

So is this like some sort of cult? Oh,
we don't like that word. It's not a

It's a family.

Great legs, by the way.

Oh, thanks.

Died on leg day. Like to think I
retained some pump.

This is Trevor, the Jewish fellow I was
telling you about.

Oh, we're a monotheistic religion as
well.

We worship Bruce.

Yeah, he's a guy we met at a cream
concert.

And now he's our one true God.

The meteorite chose him.

Wait a minute.

Meteorite? Has anyone seen my glasses?
Oh, wait.

Never mind.

Flower?

Bruce. You know of him?

Yeah.

He was my cult leader.

Babe, check it out. The G .E .K.

3000, the most powerful street legal
metal detector you can get. Okay, but

did you get this?

It's for Bimini.

All those white sandy beaches and drunk
honeymooners. I find two wedding rings

the trip is paid for. Oh, that's right.
You guys are leaving for your big group

trip to Bimini today.

Were you just in the bathroom?

Oh, yeah, yeah. New thing I'm doing.

You know, I was thinking about it. Hey,
babe.

It's got an injection -molded grip.
Sorry, Pete's just explaining why he

uses the bathroom.

Yeah, I'll hold for that.

You know, back when I was alive, sure,
going to the bathroom served a practical

function, but it was also just a nice
little break in the day.

So you're just sitting in there?

Yeah. You know, I let the fact that I
can't metabolize food or produce feces

keep me from enjoying a moment's peace.

Sam, we got four new ghosts.

It's Bruce and some old friends from my
cult. Not a cult. A family.

So, this is the living who can see
ghosts?

Yeah, and her husband, he's just a
regular.

Sam, you won't believe it. The thing can
detect a coin up to 12 feet deep.

Sorry, Jay. There's a bunch of new
ghosts, one of whom is Flower's old cult

leader, Ruth.

Tough day to debut the metal detector.

But where they all come from? Oh, been
on property a thousand years.

Never seen.

It was summer, 1970.

Our community was being unfairly
targeted by the authorities, so we

into hiding, and one of our members knew
about an old bunker.

A Cold War -era fallout shelter where
we'd be safe and secure forever.

There was a carbon monoxide leak, and we
all died on the first night. We chosen

ones stayed behind, but most of the
family ascended to the great asteroid

Oh, I believe you said they went to Io,
Jupiter's third largest moon?

Right.

Richard, on it as usual.

Wait, you're saying there's a bunker
full of dead bodies on the property?

Seriously?

Well, if they've been here since the
70s, this feels kind of like an after

-Bimini situation to deal with, so I'm
going to go pack.

Bruce, I can't believe you're back.

We have so much to catch up on.

I'm Thor, boyfriend of Flower.

Oh. Well, nice to meet you, Thor.

You know, we have a saying in the
bunker, boyfriends come and go, but

forever.

Actually, I believe... I swear to God,
Richard.

I mean, peace and love, Brother Richard.

So, what did you think of my friends?

Oh, they seem great.

Oh, good.

Then with the formality of introductions
behind us, our courtship can proceed

with the intention of marriage.

Wait, marriage?

There she is.

How you doing?

Is this the man I've been hearing so
much about?

Kitty.

I'm sorry.

Who's this?

Oh, tis my truest friend, Barbara.

We met in the dirt.

Hey, legs, did you know your hoagie's
out?

Are you from Philadelphia?

Does a mummer take a leak on 2 Street?

South Philly girl. Born and raised.

Wow.

Ask if we want to go to the beach for
dessert.

Yous want to go down the shore for some
water, us?

Oh, my God.

You know, I once went down to the shore.

A beautiful place to drown a witch.

You led the surrender from Fort
Ticonderoga? I read about that in high

man. That's far out.

Well, any surrender is the work of many
hands, but I did sort of get the ball

rolling on the whole giving up thing.

Hey, it takes great courage to run away
like that.

You might even be family material.

Oh, great. I hope you don't like
sleeping with women. I don't. Hey, guys.

Oh, hey, Isaac.

I was just sitting here when they came
in. Now we're hanging out.

They think I'm cool.

Flower, I can't believe our heavenly
souls have been reunited.

But in fact, it is just as the meteorite
predicted.

All hail the meteorite, the source of
all wisdom.

Yeah, about that.

When I was alive, you said that the
meteorite predicted the world would end

February 13th, 2025.

Exactly. But that date came and went,
and the world didn't end.

Right. Well, the thing about that is
when I received the math

from the meteorite, I forgot to carry
the one.

So you're saying that the meteorite
didn't give you a date that the world

end, it gave you an equation?

That's right.

Makes sense to me.

Math is hard.

You ready, babe?

Karen and Libby are picking us up from
the airport. They're going to be here

minute. Yep, I'm ready.

Are you still bringing the metal
detector?

Uh, that depends. Do you want to be the
most popular people on this group trip?

He's got a point. Everybody wants to
talk to the guy with the metal detector.

It's a great icebreaker.

Or use axe to break ice.

I come with news.

Flower has rejoined the cult.

Oh, no.

This is very bad.

And more news.

I also got in.

Great, they're almost here. I'm going to
get the bag. Uh, Jay, we might have to

meet them at the airport.

There's a bit of a ghost situation.

Damn it.

You know I got in on the first try.

Bruce says not a lot of people get in on
the first try.

This is awful.

Yeah, I thought that flower put all that
cult stuff behind her. That car ride to

the airport with Garrett and Libby was
going to be prime bonding time.

Oh, I see. He's upset about something
much more trivial.

It's about... winning a group trip. The
car ride bonding leads to the airport

bonding, and by the time we're in
Bimini, everyone else is on the outside

looking in at us. I'm sorry, Jay. I'm
just worried about Flower.

It's okay.

We still have the metal detector.

We still have our ace in the hole.
Hello. Is anyone worried about me?

also, as previously mentioned, got in.

Congratulations, Isaac.

Flower makes so much progress.

Many things thanks to Thor. Not for Thor
to say, but now Thor, very worried for

Flower. Well, go talk to her, big guy.
If anyone can get through to her, it's

you. Yeah.

For good speaking.

Oh, she's perfect.

Instead of sandwich, she says hoagie.
Instead of sprinkles, she says jimmies.

just break up with Patience and get with
Barbara.

Oh, sweet innocent sass, if only we're
that simple. You can't dump someone and

then date their best friend.

Well, I mean, over the course of one
year, I dated four brothers.

But the rules don't apply to me.

I'm birdie.

I got it.

I have to get patients to break up with
me.

Then I'm not the bad guy. The question
is, how am I going to get patients to

break up with this?

If only there was someone on the
property who was an expert on getting

Oh, come on. That's a little bit
hyperbolic. Well, Joe never came back,

course the car goes lefty for roast
beef.

Yeah, that was tough. Okay, not that
I'm...

The expert. But if you want patients to
break up with you, just figure out all

the things that she likes about you and
then just try to change those things.

Well, I can't do anything about the
chiseled jawline.

But she does seem really into my work
ethic. Maybe there's something I can do

there. Great. Sounds like a plan.

Thank you, Seth.

I stand on the shoulders of dump giants.

God, I could help.

It's so nice to have you back in the
fold, Sister Flower.

And just to be clear, she did not get in
on her first try.

Which is fine. I mean, not everybody
does.

Flower, can Thor speak with you?

Oh, hey, Thor.

I'm not sure that now is a good time.

Actually, now is a perfect time. Flower
had something she wanted to talk to you

about. Flower?

Flower, what are you talking about?

Let's talk in private. I'm afraid you're
not going to like it.

What about him? Did he get in on the
first try?

What's happening?

Going to break up with Thorfinn? No, you
big oaf. I'm going to destroy the cult

from the inside.

What do you mean?

Seeing all of my old friends still
falling for Bruce's lies, it's just too

for me to bear.

So, I'm gaining their trust, and then
I'm going to expose Bruce for the fraud

that he is.

Yes, use deception to destroy enemy.

It's like time I tell Dana's chief I
want to discuss treaty, but instead use

to kill him in front of entire family.

Uh, yeah. Yeah, sort of the same thing.

How can Thor help?

You can't. This is something I have to
do on my own.

Now, scream like I just broke up with
you and then storm out of here.

What trouble is he?

Just wallowing in self -pity.

I got fired from my job.

Oh, dear.

Well, I am certain you will soon find
another firm in need of a moneylender.

not interested.

I'm thinking about getting into sloth.

Maybe become a layabout.

So, if you want to get off the T -train,
I completely understand.

Oh, the tea train is a locomotive from
which I shall never disembark. What?

You're not going to break up with me?

Oh, the first sign of trouble? Heavens,
no.

Loyalty is the most divine of virtues.

But why would you want to be loyal to
me, a lazy do -nothing? Now, you listen

here. You are an ingenious and
resourceful man with hearty quads and a

buttock. You will find your way.

I believe in you, Trevor.

Really?

That's, uh... That's one of the nicest
things anyone's ever said to me.

Thank you.

Patience.

Patience.

Bruce, why are we welcoming Sister
Flower back into the family?

Yeah, I thought you hated Flower. Isn't
she the reason we had to go into hiding

in the first place? Guys, guys, let's
not gang up on Bruce.

I'm sure he has his reasons. Thank you,
Richard.

I do have my reasons.

It's true.

Flower betrayed her.

So, we will welcome her into our warm
embrace, and then we will take our

revenge.

Applause.

Hey there,

Trevor. What are you doing?

I wanted to see how you're doing.

So...

How you doing?

Whoa.

I thought you were Patience's friend.

She's all right.

A little creepy.

Now, are we doing this or what?

I, uh... I don't know.

Come on.

I thought you liked the way I talked.

Wah -wah, skookle, cheesesteak with
whiz.

No, no, I can't do this.

What? Barbara, you may be a stone -cold
ten, and your dialect is pure

uncut sex appeal, but patience is loyal,
and

you're not.

And, oh,

I think I'm into patience.

Wow.

Well, you know what?

You're a friggin' loser.

Bigger friggin' loser than all the
pirate fans put together.

Go filth.

I just overheard something crazy. Those
lunatics are trying to make Flower a

little dirt weasel. Peter, slow down.
What are you saying?

I was going to the bathroom and I was
just about to pretend to flush when I

heard the cult start talking about their
plan to lure Flower to the bunker and

push her into the dirt. I can't believe
this.

They're making secret revenge plans
without me?

There's always another velvet rope
behind the velvet rope.

Pete is saying that Bruce has an evil
plan to seek revenge on Flower.

What did Flower do?

Apparently, after she left the cult, she
blabbed to some undercover cop at

Woodstock about their whereabouts, and
that's why they had to go into hiding.

they blame Flower for their death. So
Flower basically killed 20 people.

That's pretty hot.

Flower told a cop about the cult, which
caused them to go into hiding, and now

they're going to take her back to the
bunker and push her into the dirt. Oh,

Although, if I recall the last time
Flower was in mortal danger, the ghosts

of handled it on their own, and I bet it
was kind of empowering for them. We

need to tell Flower. To the TV room to
stop them. Yes, and to get to the bottom

of why they didn't include me in their
plotting, but mainly the stopping thing.

Oh.

What did you do to Patience?

What are you talking about? She said she
walked in on you hooking up with

Barbara. What? No, I rejected Barbara.
It almost killed me, but I did it. Well,

whatever happened, she seemed pretty
upset.

She said she never wants to talk to you
again, then she yelled her name three

times and ran into the dirt.

No! They're gone!

Have you guys seen Flower or the cult?

I think they went back to the bunker.
What? All of them? But how could they go

without mail number 51?

That's me.

Oh, no, Jay, they went back to the
bunker.

It's okay.

Patience can leave it there. Yeah,
unfortunately, Patience is mad at

she went back into the dirt, and it
doesn't seem like she's going to be

back anytime soon. Ah, a Puritan
scorned. If we don't get to the bunker

Flower will be lost to us forever.

But we don't know where the entrance to
the bunker is, and I don't know how

we're going to find it. That hasn't been
opened in 60 years. It's probably

completely grown over with grass.

Huh. If only there was someone with the
right equipment and the know -how to

find metal in the ground.

Oh, wait.

Boop, boop, boop.

I think I found our guy.

How'd that work?

Jay, you know this means we'll miss our
flight to Bimini. With great power comes

great responsibility.

Our invisible hippie friend is in the
ground and we're going to go get her

because my wife fell down some stairs
five years ago.

Ooh, cool bunker.

Flower.

We have some unfortunate news we need to
discuss with you. You're not actually

here for a 60th anniversary cult orgy.
Oh. We brought you here to punish you

for betraying us.

What? We know that you ratted us out to
a cop at Woodstock.

I mean, I did talk about you guys, but I
don't recall any cop.

And I was just saying all the nice
things about the orgies and the drugs

smart you were with the tax evasion. Oh,
wait.

Now I see. Okay.

Sister Flower, for your betrayal, you
are hereby sentenced to an eternity in

dirt.

Husband, your ban on touching women is
temporarily lifted. Now push her through

the wall.

No, no, no, no, no. Wait.

Wait.

What is that? The GK3000 to the rescue.

Flower! We're here for you!

We made it in time. Flower's here.

Back off, hippie scum. Whoa.

If we could get cable down here, this
would be a literal man cave.

So, was everyone told about the dirting?
I'm not saying I support it, but as

someone who famously got into the cult
on the first try, I would have loved to

have at least been looped in.

Flower, let's get you out of here. Wait.

I can't leave yet.

I came here to expose Bruce as a fraud
and free all of my old friends from his

grasp.

What's this world talking about?

Bruce preys on your desire for community
and family.

But real families aren't bound by
manipulation and control.

Real families are bound together by
love.

She's crazy.

And anyone who dares listen to her will
never again get a nibble of my carrot.

Like these guys could have left me here
to get pushed into the dirt, but they

didn't. Would Bruce do the same for any
of you?

Oh, I'm getting a new prophecy.

The meteorite says a great betrayer will
return to sow seeds of doubt.

Hold on. That could be flour.

Interesting. Good point, Richard.

Meteorite? What is he talking about?
That is a Heideki. You know, one of

fake rock things that you put a spare
key inside of? We had one outside for

Jerry to...

Oh, damn it. No, no, no, no, no. This is
from space.

If that's on his ghost person, then the
actual hide -a -key, which would prove

that Bruce is a fraud, is on his dead
body.

Oh, no.

All our dead bodies are in the other
room, through that door. The bodies are

that room, Jay.

Bruce died wearing a little satchel, so
the hide -a -key is probably inside

that. Oh, fine.

I'm on it.

You should be sipping Mai Tais in the
Delta Lounge.

This is ridiculous.

Why must the outside world intrude on
our affairs?

Oh, my God, Sam, I'm going to throw up.

Why are they afraid of our happiness and
secret knowledge?

Okay, I got it, but I'm picking the next
50 movies for movie night.

Made in Taiwan.

I believe Taiwan is actually the third
moon of Saturn.

Can it, Bruce?

And a Volkswagen key.

Oh, yeah, that's hard to defend.

Okay, well, sorry, folks.

Cult's over.

Honestly, it's a bit of a wait -off. My
name's Jason, and I couldn't get a

girlfriend. Jason and Bruce feels a bit
lateral.

You know we have to dirt you now, right?

Ooh, I'd rather you didn't.

So that's a no. Okay.

Well, we're getting done.

Nice seeing everyone.

So you found the deceased and then
waited a week to get in touch with my

What's happening here?

Sam and Jay are trying to explain to the
coroner why they went on vacation after

finding a pile of dead bodies.

And how's that going?

Marvin, are you familiar with the
concept of island time?

Not well. Look, you guys are my best
customers by a wide margin, so I'm going

let it fly this time.

It's not great that you're on these kind
of terms with the coroner.

So, uh, how was Bimini?

It was...

Good. I mean, we had to take a later
flight than everybody else, so we missed

the whole first night, you know,
welcoming drinks and the opening

the scavenger hunt.

Yeah, there were a lot of inside jokes
that we didn't get, so we were kind of

playing catch -up the whole week.

Oh, yeah, that sounds tough.

Well, I'm going to start tagging the
bodies.

Well, at least you got to attend.

And it seems like you may be on the
short list for Marvin's Christmas party

year.