All language subtitles for Georgie and Mandys s02e11 A New Hobby.eng

Previously on Georgie & Mandy's
First Marriage...

I'm retired!

I'm gonna be around
all the time now.

-Are you bored already?
-I don't know. Maybe.

Well, why don't you go walk
around the mall

like an old person?

I cannot wait until
your daughter is mean to you.

Garage organized.

Attic clean.

Planting bed planted.

(sighs)

What have I done with my life?

Get her down for a nap?

Finally.

God, I'm so ready
for this "no" phase to be over.

Hey, she didn't get it from me.

I'm a yes man, always have been.

Really?

Yes.

So she got saying "no" from me?

Let's see. Want to go have sex
right now?

God, I hate when you're smart.

-Hey.
-Hey.

You went grocery shopping?

I'm around,
figured I'd lend a hand.

So sweet, you two
shopping together.

Oh, you wouldn't believe how
many types of turkey they have.

Peppered, smoked, honey-roasted,

and where it all started: plain.

Did you check out
the cereal aisle?

Cap'n Crunch,
Peanut Butter Cap'n Crunch,

Cap'n Crunch
with Crunch Berries.

It's a good time to be alive.

It was so nice to have
a big, strong man push my cart.

Well, wheels were a little
wonky, but I fought through it.

There's a couple more bags.
You want to grab 'em?

You got it, my little lovebug.

He's driving me crazy.

You want to take this one?

Not really, no.

Oh, thanks, yes man.

We spent two hours at that store

'cause he had to go
up and down every aisle.

It's like taking a toddler
to the zoo.

I think he just wants
to spend time with you.

He follows me around the house,

now he's going with me
on errands.

You're lucky. I wish
me and Mandy got to spend

all day, every day together.

-Seriously?
-I'm trying my best.

That man needs a hobby.

-He's got the Mustang.
-Which he got running.

Football?

Which he makes me watch

'cause I'm his lucky charm.

Another great cereal.

-You know what we should do?
-(groans)

Hit the Hallmark store,

buy all our greeting cards
for the year.

(mouths)

* *

(coos)

Okay, do you want to use
the potty before we go?

-No.
-Yeah, why would you?

You seen your mother?

I think she had
a hair appointment.

Oh, I was gonna take her.

Told her, like, three times.

Well, she probably
just got confused.

You know us blondes.

Yeah.

Where you off to?

-Mommy and Me class.
-Oh.

That sounds like fun.

Mind if I tag along?

To Mommy and Me?

I got nothing going on.

Oh, well, maybe you should
find something.

That you do.

By yourself.

Hey, if you don't want me
to come, just say it.

No, no, of course
I want you to come,

but we should check with CeeCee.

Do you want Grandpa
to come with us?

-No.
-Sorry.

Hello.

-Hey.
-(birds chirping outside)

What you looking at?

Bird on the neighbor's feeder.

Oh, yeah, I love that one.

Oh, you know what kind?

No. I just call him
Mr. Beakerton.

All the time you spend
staring out this window,

you never thought to look it up?

No, I just name them and make up
stories about their lives.

Mr. Beakerton has never been
the same since the war.

-Morning.
-JIM: Hey.

You know what kind
of bird that is?

I don't,
but if you're interested,

I think I've got a book
around here somewhere.

No, that's okay.

So what do we got
going on today?

Don't move, I'll get it.

-(birds chirping)
-Aw, it flew away.

That red bird chased it off.

Oh, yeah, Mrs. Featherly's
been a real bitch

since she lost her job.

I wish you wouldn't
do that on the couch.

Well... (scoffs) I'm a grown-up.
I can be careful.

(sighs) Says the woman who
accidentally got knocked up.

That was different, I was drunk.

Hey.

-Hey.
-Hey. Where you been?

I was just walking
around the neighborhood.

With binoculars?

No. Your mother gave me
this bird book.

Thought I'd try it out.

See anything interesting?

Actually, yes.
Couple blackbirds,

-a-a finch, some grackles.
-(Mandy gasps)

Oh, did you see
any hummingbirds?

(laughs)
In February? Please.

Where you going?

There's a checklist
in the back of this book.

Gonna go make some checks.

So... he's a weird bird guy now?

He has a hobby, and I had
two hours to myself today.

You keep your big mouth shut.

(bird chirping)

There's one with blue feathers
at the feeder.

-Rusty red throat, white belly?
-Yeah.

Eastern bluebird. Checked him
off right out the gate.

Is it strange eating chicken
now that you're all into birds?

Hadn't thought about it.

No.

-Is it true that dinosaurs
are related to birds? -Why?

Well, according to
your ornithologists, yes,

but, uh, I have my own theories.

-(mouths)
-(doorbell rings)

I'll get it.

Oh. Hello, Officer.
Is everything okay?

Just giving everybody a heads-
up, there's been a pervert

spotted in the neighborhood
with binoculars.

Thank you so much
for telling me this.

-You're happy about it?
-No, no, no, of course not.

Bye-bye now.

(laughs)

-Thanks.
-Welcome.

(sighs)

This is nice.
Couple guys hanging out,

drinking beer,
talking about what have you.

Give it a rest.
I know Mandy put you up to this.

(scoffs) Look, she's just
worried about you.

I wasn't peeping.

That bird was on a windowsill.

If anything, it was the peeper.

-I know, it's just...
-I'm not a pervert.

Other than the police,
no one said you were.

Yeah, everyone pushing me
to get a hobby.

I got a hobby.

You are without blame.

Think I want to look at birds?
I don't want to look at birds.

Well, then why did you?

The truth?

(sighs)
I'm so bored,

the highlight of my week
is going to the grocery store.

I actually gave the deli guy
my phone number.

-So you made a friend.
-Yeah, well, he never called.

I just didn't think
I'd miss work this much.

Really?

Well, not all of it.

Not the stress
or the long hours, but...

be nice to have something,
you know, even part-time.

Well, you could be a greeter
at Walmart.

Hello. Welcome to Walmart.

Hello. Welcome to Walmart.

I don't know.

I'd rather work somewhere
I could really contribute.

(sighs)

I'd even do it for free.

Hey, that stuffed bird up there.
What kind is that?

A duck.

Hey, how'd it go?

Kind of awkward, actually.

He started hinting at coming
back to the store part-time.

Well, that's a great idea.

It'll get him out of the house,

and women in the neighborhood
can open their curtains again.

It's a terrible idea.

Why? He knows the business
and you need the help.

He was my boss. It'll be weird
telling him what to do.

(scoffs) Well, my mom and I do
it all the time. You'll love it.

Plus, it'll be
uncomfortable for him,

having to be an employee
at a place he used to own.

I know it'll take
some getting used to,

but he really needs this.

(sighs)

Fine. I'll talk to Ruben.

You're the best.

I'm only the best
when I do what you want.

The system works.

Hey, I need
to ask you something.

-Okay.
-Now, feel free to say no.

That's how I'm leaning.

Mr. McAllister
wants to come back part-time.

Oh. Great. Love that guy.

So... is that a no?

Why would it be?
He want a lot of money?

No.

So what's the problem?

Well, it's gonna make me
uncomfortable.

Still not seeing a downside.

Please, Ruben,
for me, just say no.

Hey, don't make me the bad guy.

If you don't want
your father-in-law here,

sack up and tell him.

I got no problem with that.

Okay, then.

It's my wife
I don't want to tell.

-Hey.
-Hey.

You got a minute?

I'm pretty busy, so...

I was thinking
about finding a new hobby.

Great.

Something we could do together.

Great.

Maybe ballroom dancing.

Fun.

Or fly-fishing.

Fun.

Hey.

-Hey.
-Hi.

Mr. McAllister,
me and Ruben were talking.

How would you feel about helping
out part-time at the store?

He'll do it.

Keep in mind,

-it's Georgie's store now.
-I know.

Even if you disagree,
you just do what he says.

Yeah, I live with you,
I know how this works.

He's doing this for free, so

show some appreciation.

I'm letting him do this.

Maybe he should show
some appreciation.

You mean like
letting us live here?

If you're gonna win every time,
I am done arguing with you.

Just remember,
he's doing you a favor.

Don't you mean,
he's doing you a favor?

A favor is being done.

Okay, don't forget,
he used to be the boss.

I know.

So this might be hard
for him, so go easy.

What if it's hard for me?

Oh, sweetheart, suck it up.

-(sighs) Morning.
-Morning. -Morning.

Aw, look who's all dressed up
for school.

Poured you some coffee, boss.

Please don't call me boss.
Georgie's fine.

Georgie, got it.

-Car pool or two cars?
-Two cars.

Maybe you can pick up
some doughnuts on the way in.

-Sure.
-MANDY: Oh.

Don't ask him to do that.

No, it's fine, he doesn't mind.

It's demeaning.

It's part of the job.

No, Georgie can get
the doughnuts.

Your father is perfectly capable
of getting the doughnuts.

Hey. Georgie's in charge.

I'm getting the doughnuts,
you go to work. Got it?

Yes, sir. Thank you, sir.

Hey.

Mr. McAllister,
it's good to have you back.

Thanks, Ruben,
and please call me Jim.

Cool. And moving forward,
you can call me Mr. Alvarez.

Ruben's also a good fallback.

So where do you want me?

Garage, behind the counter?

I could fix
your display out front.

I just set that up.

And it looks great.

Mom?

AUDREY:
In here.

-What are you doing?
-Enjoying a little me time.

(easy listening music playing)

Welcome.

Really? In the middle
of the day?

Yeah.

Top me off.

(sighs) Well, I see
this is working out for you.

It is, it really is.

We did the right thing,
didn't we?

Getting Dad back to work?

Mm. Let me think about it.

Yeah.

I think Georgie
was a little reluctant.

I kind of bullied him into it.

Oh, honey, it's not bullying
when you do it to your husband.

What would you call it?

Foreplay.

Restocked the brake pads
for you.

Oh, thanks.

And while I was back there,

I updated your inventory.

-You didn't have to do that.
-It's my pleasure.

No, you really
didn't have to do that.

It's all on the computer now.

-Oh.
-Yeah.

We just scan it with this,

and the computer orders more
when we get low.

Mm. I didn't realize
I was working at Star Wars.

It's actually saved us
a lot of time.

I can show you how it works.

Always happy to pick up
a new skill.

Okay, so it's pretty simple.

You click here to open
the inventory program.

(computer whirring)

What's happening?

-It's opening the program.
-Oh.

Saving time already.

(beeps)

There we go.

Then you want to click "file,"
"input," "new," "item."

Whoa, whoa, slow down.

Sorry, where do you want me
to go back to?

Pen and paper.

This is easy, you'll get it.

-Where were we?
-Uh, "new item."

No, actually, that was "new,"
then "item."

Unless it's an existing item,

then you don't go to "new,"
you go to "add."

Then select "scan"
and fire away.

Wow, it's like
living in the future.

Here, have a seat,
give it a try.

You sure?

Yeah, relax. You can't hurt it.

"File." Click.

"Input."

Click.

Starting to miss birds.

Well, it's good to see you, Jim.

Good to see you, too.

I thought you was dead.

No, just retired.

I sent flowers.

Really?

I didn't get 'em.

Well, you were dead.
I gave 'em to Mandy.

Yeah, this place ain't been
the same since you left.

Oh, that ain't true,
and you know it.

You know, when you
was in charge,

the customer was always right.

He's a nice fella.

-We got a problem.
-What's going on?

Somebody deleted
the entire inventory.

Who?

Aw, man, it's all gone.

We're gonna have
to reenter everything.

What did you do?

I don't know.
You said I couldn't hurt it.

Why would you tell him that?

I thought if I couldn't
screw it up, it was idiot-proof.

Hey.

I knew this was a bad idea.

Well, then why'd you ask me
to come in?

Why do you think?
Your daughter made me.

That's it. I'm gone.

Well, now I feel terrible.

-Me, too.
-Well, at least

you don't have to go home
and see him tonight.

Hmm. That helps. Thanks.

-Hey, Dad, a mourning dove.
-Nobody cares.

Still gonna name him.

One day?

You couldn't make it one day?

Not my fault, my boss is a dick.

Hey, you're the one
who screwed up.

30 years I ran that place,

never had a problem
with the inventory.

Well, computer worked fine
till you got your mitts on it.

(scoffs)

Those flowers
were for my funeral.

Yeah, I don't care
who screwed up,

but you two are gonna
shake hands and fix this

'cause I need you out of the
house at least four days a week.

Four?

Fine, five.

I'm going with Trent Armstrong.

There's a bird
you don't mess with.

Georgie, please.

(sighs)

I'm sorry for what I said.

Thanks.

I really do appreciate you
trying to help us out.

Yeah, well, you know, there's an
introduction to computer class

over at the library.

I was thinking
maybe I'd sign up.

That'd be great.

Aw, if this one can learn how,
I'm sure you can.

True.

Yeah, I taught him.
It was brutal.

"What's a function key?"
"Why's the space bar so big?"

I am right here.

So it's all settled.

You two are gonna go back
into the store tomorrow

and figure out
how to work together.

-That may not be...
-I'm not so sure that... -I'm not asking.

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