All language subtitles for Feather Dusted

Sit right down here, Junior.

Now, I want Mother's Little Man to sit
quietly and study while Mother's at the

hen party.

Understood?

Good, I say, good morning, Witter Hen.

Woo! Loafer.

That woman's as cold as a nudist on an
iceberg.

Mother, I say, Mother's Little Man.

Huh. She's trying to make a panty waist
out of that poor kid.

I think, I say, I think I'll just mosey
over there and help that little bookworm

turn.

Worm turn.

I say, howdy, son.

I came over to play games with you, boy.

Won't that be fun?

I say, I realize, boy, you ain't just
crazy about having to sit there reading

that old book like a sissy, are you?

And I say, you'd much rather be running
around and playing games like other

boys, wouldn't you?

See, I don't think this boy's got all
his marbles.

Shakes his head when he means yes and
nods when he means no.

But I know he wants to play.

Better start with something mild. He
looks a little puny.

You can drop the book now, boy. We're
going to play croquette.

Chicken, that is.

Hey, that's a joke, son.

Chicken croquette.

Don't you get it?

Here we are, boy.

I say we put the ball down here.

Now the object of the game is to knock
it through these wickets. Then over to

the left, then down to the center
wicket, through the second outside

about a 50 -degree angle to the right.

Hey, boy, pay attention to me when I'm
talking to you.

You don't need to write down what I'm
telling you. Keep it in your head, boy.

Now you know the rules, you go first.

I don't believe it. I got to get a
worm's eye view of this.

I say that shot was impossible, boy. It
can't be done.

Oh,

yeah. Yeah, that is.

Well, I say what you need, boy, is
something more exciting.

How would you like to play cops and
robbers?

You be the cop and I'll be the robber.

Now, boy, I'll pretend I'm breaking into
a bank over there. Then you come and

arrest me.

This will be more fun than a barrel of
half -witted monkeys.

All right, boy, come and get me. Bang,
bang, bang, bang.

Come and get me.

Oh,

I say, boy, let's play something less
confining.

I say, here I'm a heat big engine, but
where's all the engine fighters at?

Daniel Boo!

Well, Daniel, I'm just gonna pull your
cork.

I say, what you need, boy, is some red
-blooded adventure.

Fifteen men on a dead man's chest. Yo
-ho -ho and a bottle of rum. Rum -dum

-da -dee -bum -bum. Rum -bum -bum -ba
-da -da -da -bum -bum.

Robert, you're off the port ball.

I say pay attention, boy.

We're being attacked.

Man the cannons.

Get ready.

No, no, boy. You're not on the beam.

Off your course, boy. You gotta allow
for the wind.

Go away, boy. Go away. I'll handle this
myself.

Last one in's a rotten egg. Watch me do
a jackknife, boy.

Come on, boy.

Get in the swim.

That boy's as timid as a canary at a cat
show.

I'll have, I say, I'll have to lure him
in.

Look, I say, look, boy. I'm a
battleship. Let's see you sink me.

the meaning of this. Just look at
yourself. You're a mess, all sopping

never saw the like. And you, always
creating trouble, you good -for -nothing

loafer. Mark my word, one of these days,
some of your childish pranks are going

to backfire on you.

Ma 'am, I say, ma 'am, you are so right.