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You know when you're leading up to your wedding day and everything is supposed

to be perfect?

Well, that's not how today is going.

I'm stranded.

I have no signal. I missed my appointment at the church with the

Today is the worst day ever.

I don't know how it could possibly turn around.

What are you doing out here all by yourself?

I've been walking for hours. My car broke down, and I missed my time slot

the church.

Oh, well, that's not good at all.

Well, my house is just around the corner, and I can bring you back when

church is open for you.

I guess that'd be better than waiting out here.

Yeah. You never know who you might meet out here.

Here, let me get that for you.

Sure. Why don't you get yourself in the car?

Thank you.

Absolutely. We'd be exhausted and incredibly hot.

Really hot out there.

Yeah, it is. It's the middle of summer.

You really live in the middle of nowhere.

I like my pizza and sawtooth.

I could have been stuck out there forever.

I bet you don't get a lot of visitors.

No, you look amazing.

Yeah, well, thank you.

I'm trying to get ready for the wedding, you know.

Well, it's working. Yeah.

Oh, my gosh, yes.

Have you ever been with a girl before getting engaged?

Oh, no.

Me and my fiancé are each other's first. We're good Christian people.

That's so funny.

That chapel would be perfect for you. It's so quaint.

I thought.

I was hoping, but didn't you have a phone, you said?

No, I had it just right in the corner.

Okay. I've got to go. Call him.

Oh, I love a Christian woman.

Lord, forgive me. I'm a bad person.

What is my location? Can you check my phone?

Okay, address, address.

Hi, what's the address?

Oh, the address is 5908 Bush Trail Road.

Okay, 5908 Bush Trail Road.

What are you doing? I just thought, you know, since you're here.

That we might get to know each other a little better.

I don't get that much company up here.

Okay.

Okay.

Talk about what?

Oh, you know, like, you're heading up to that chapel. Is your fiance waiting for

you up there?

Oh, no.

He had rehearsal, so I was going to go meet the priest by myself.

Pick up.

napkins and stuff. Yeah.

I'm surprised they're such a prude with these tattoos.

I am in a Christian rock band.

And I like my tattoos. Thank you.

Is rock a sin though?

Why would they have a Christian rock band if rock was a sin?

I don't know.

Music is very enlightening.

And let me guess, your fiancé is in the band?

Yeah, he's the singer.

Of course.

And he never uses that talented mouth on you.

What do you mean?

I can show you what I mean.

Oh, no, I haven't. What do you mean?

You tell me you've never been curious about these things. Oh, no, no, I'm a

Christian. I don't, uh, I've never done anything.

Virgin, I could really, for the wedding, yeah.

Wow.

I have nothing to penetrate with.

But, like, they say pleasure is a sin.

Wow. I think that's just wrong, isn't it?

Yeah. To feel pleasure, to be pleased, to enjoy yourself.

The Bible was written so long ago.

And times change, baby.

Times change.

But the rush

of a gentleman is just what they say the

devil is in its...

Well, God can be very forgiving.

Isn't that something you learn?

That God forgives?

If you repent, but not if you have sex before marriage, which I'm doing in a

week. Well, me? But not.

You feel pleasure too, don't you think?

That's not what the Bible says.

The Bible was written by a lot of grumpy, grumpy men.

Probably very jaded.

Why are they so grumpy?

Because they couldn't talk.

But we can.

Are you sure?

I don't... I don't want my husband to...

No, I don't know who he is, though. Unless you tell him, he's not going to

out.

And I think he might appreciate his wife having a little experience with you.

to quit up and down before you knew it was wrong.

We all do.

We all do.

Can you just blow something out?

Oh, these are so cute.

This precious little panty.

A lot of little tattoos for such a crush on a woman.

I don't want to be irritated.

Are you sure you're not getting ready for something?

Oh, my

God. Goodness.

Oh, my God. Can you see us? This is wrong.

I'm good. I love it.

It's getting so hot.

I don't know why it's doing that.

Well, it's your own pleasure.

It's because you feel good.

Because you want to feel good.

But if it's a thing, then it's...

I've seen it drip.

for your sins or nothing, Mary.

I don't think that's what the Bible means.

Same thing I was playing on you.

It made you feel so good. I got you so wet.

I want you to lick me up and down.

I want you to rub my little finger right here.

I think you can do that for me.

Bye.

Remember those things I did to you? You drew it back to me.

Yes,

that's right.

It tastes kinda...

Fuck. You have to keep coming like that.

You're so fucking good at that.

It's fantastic.

It tastes fucking good.

I feel so good.

So sweaty.

You get to enjoy every fucking minute of the way you deserve. And that's when

you fucking get out of this bullshit of a life.

It's no pleasure.

No pleasure before you.

That's fucking weird.

That's what it feels like, isn't it?

I'll take you to that chapel if you need a rest.

I don't know if I can talk to the priest right now.

I'm very confused.

I don't know.

I don't know what I want.

You can take all the time you want to profit.

your time to think about it.