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Hello, Mr. Piggy.

Hello, Mr. Cow.

And you too, Mr. Bunny.

And hello, Mr. Peanut.

It's just me and you, Mr. Peanut.

You're my favorite friend ever.

Can we kiss?

You're so silly, Mr. Penis.

You look so good today.

Get you a nice little ball.

How cute, Mr. Penis.

Oh, man.

I want to make you watch.

You like that?

Like how you saw me?

Thank God you're getting so hard already for me.

Do you like me?

I like you, too.

Oh, my

gosh.

Give me a kiss again.

Yeah, okay.

Yeah,

go down there.

Shh,

don't talk, Mr. Penis.

We're busy.

Wait, did you say you can't breathe?

Well, it doesn't matter.

What are you doing here?

Is that a giant peanut?

No, it's not.

Oh, my gosh. You spent $1 ,000 on that?

Hand it over. We'll return that right away. No, it's my best friend.

Come on.

Oh, I'm sorry.

Time can fit anywhere.

The best sick place that I've ever bought. I can't let him take you away.

Just beat that ass for that.

Wow, that juice taste you let me have.

Listen,

we've got to have a talk. This is getting a little ridiculous.

No. I just can't help it. Sometimes I've heard it.

What am I supposed to do?

Well, I think I know what you need.

I think you need the real thing.

I think you need a real Nick.

Not this silly little fluffy thing that you run around the house with.

Well, this is my friend.

So, what am I supposed to do with my urges then?

What you need is a real cock.

That way you can see what that's like.

Right there.

But you're my dad.

And you're draining my wallet.

Look, just listen to your father and you might learn a thing or two.

Well, I mean, I guess.

No. So, set that little fluffy dick to the side.

Okay. Okay, give me your hand.

Whoa.

I don't know about this, Dad. It's kind of awkward.

Just trust your father.

Okay.

Whoa.

Mm -hmm.

Okay.

Like this?

Doesn't that feel a lot better than that little pillow?

Yeah.

It's, like, warm.

What are we supposed to do now?

Okay,

there you go.

Good. Now you're done being a little pillow fucker?

Yeah.

Good.

That's a good girl.

That's right. Let Daddy make you feel better.

Dad, your dick is so hard.

Is it supposed to be like that? Oh, it is.

It's like I'm getting messy.

Why don't you get out of your clothes before you make too big of a mess?

funner than to fall.

I love Daddy's big cock so much.

This is the best.

I'm having so much fun, Daddy.

Good to meet you.

off of me.

much daddy

Right there.

Oh, I'm about to go.

Oh, I'm coming.

Oh,

fuck.

You got me with your cum.

Absolutely not.

This is better than the polo anyways.