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There you fucking are.

What the fuck? I was looking for you through TSA.

I went through TSA like two hours ago. Where have you been?

I just got here, obviously. I thought you were going to miss your flight. I

calling you on your phone. You're on your phone and you didn't even check my

messages?

Man, I figured you were here, so... I don't know. Why are you giving me an

attitude? We're supposed to be on vacation.

We want to be on this fucking dumb family vacation. I want to spend some

with my friends.

You don't think I want to be with my friends too?

I mean, fuck, bro. It's family vacation. We should just make the best out of it.

Like, what the fuck? I don't know why you're giving me attitude.

Well, maybe we can have a little fun.

Do what we did last time.

No, you're crazy. We can't do what we did last time.

Why not?

Hello, you're my fucking sister, bro. Are you kidding me? I'm not your real

sister. I know, but...

I don't know. Last time, I thought we were going to talk about this.

Fine, whatever.

That's just fucking... Our group is boring us all.

Yeah, we board the plane and let's make the best of it. I don't know why.

And don't say anything about that. I thought we were going to keep that a

secret. Yeah.

Put on a sweater. I can see your nipples through there.

It's crazy.

Yeah, but you like it, so... Shut up.

It's crazy, dude.

The hell are you taking us here? Are you lost? Do you even know where you're

going? I'm following the directions. We're in the hotel.

I get no service out here. Are you sure you know where you're going?

Mexico. You got yourselves on service. We're going to do the exact same.

I don't know, man.

We like to do rustic stuff.

This is ridiculous.

Like, I would rather be at a resort in a pool. Like, why is this?

Well, I'd rather hang out with my friends, so we're both just going to

deal with it. The fuck are you taking me? Are you going to fucking... We're

going to get robbed out here.

Probably.

I thought we were going to Mexico, dude. This looks like the fucking slum, bro.

No, it's not that.

Are we going the right way?

Why couldn't we stay in a resort like every other family?

I didn't think that.

Okay, but... So now you're the one hating on the vacation.

No, but your mom picked the location.

Okay, but your dad said yes.

Okay, but my dad will say yes to anything that your mom says. Obviously,

why he married her. Duh.

Like, look at this. We're not even like... What the fuck is this?

What's going on up there?

you drive then i don't want to drive i'm trying to sightsee i think this is a

place oh my god i'm so scared to drive over this oh my god this actually looks

pretty good wait maybe i was jumping the gun keep going you can pull up i'm like

driving over a hose though it doesn't matter okay this actually looks pretty

good i'm not gonna lie maybe your mom did pick a nice place it looks nice over

here

Okay, maybe I take it back your mom your mama think you did a good job

You have

the info how to get in

Nice, we're in.

Whoa. Holy shit.

This is beautiful.

What the fuck?

This is fucking wild, dude.

This is sick.

Look at the pool.

Oh my god, what the fuck?

We have this for a week?

This is awesome.

No fucking way.

So you're definitely taking it back now, right?

Yeah, actually, I know I was talking shit earlier, but... They wrapped all

way around.

No way.

Let's go check out the outside.

What the fuck?

So nice.

No way, dude.

All the way.

It's like our private oasis.

Yeah.

Well, I definitely want to take a swim.

Take a swim?

Yeah.

Perfect.

How's the water?

Perfect. Right?

Damn.

What, you're going to swim right now?

Yeah. What the fuck's wrong with you? What do you mean?

Well... Yo, what are you doing?

Hello?

Ever seen someone naked before?

Come on, that's fucking gross, bro. You're my fucking sister, dude.

Yeah,

but still, it's kind of fucking weird. Like, why are you skinny dipping right

now?

I don't know. Whoa, hey, hey, what are you doing?

I know, but what the fuck does that mean?

You're crazy. What if they get home?

They said they're getting groceries.

No way, dude. This is not... I'm scared. If they get home, my dad will kill me,

bro. Are you kidding me? You can text him if you want.

Chloe, you're really fucking pushing it right now. I'm going to find out.

Come on. Dude, we should just get settled in.

We should get settled in. Why don't we just fucking read a book or something?

Read a book? Oh, my God.

Oh my god, if my dad walks in, he's gonna kick me out of the house, dude.

fine. Let me text him.

What are you gonna text him?

I'm gonna say when I get back.

Okay, we made it to the hotel.

Something to pick?

When will you guys...

Yeah, put it on high. Put it on high in case they fucking ask for directions.

Because you know that road was sketchy coming in here. Oh my god, let me just

check.

Oh my god.

Dude, this is not... This is not a good idea. Tell me. I got it.

This is not... Oh

my god, my toe.

You liked watching me naked.

Dicks are already hard.

I mean... But do you

expect me to not get hard if I see a naked chick?

Like... That might be them texting you.

Okay, it wasn't them?

Make sure you leave it on ringer because you know they're gonna call us. I

turned it on.

Oh my gosh.

Something like dick right now.

In Mexico.

Should be quiet.

There's people in the room next door.

Oh my god.

Fuck.

See, you just need to relax a little.

That fucking plane stressed me out. All that turbulence.

And that video you sent me wasn't funny, you know?

I thought it was funny.

Yeah, the person next to me almost saw it.

Fuck yeah.

Yeah, suck it like that.

What the fuck?

How did you learn to suck dick like this? This is crazy.

You like it? Yeah, I like it. Fuck.

Suck it better than this product, man.

Damn.

Thank you.

I can't

believe

you spit on it like that, that's crazy

None of my girlfriends ever did that.

Are they coming?

What the fuck's going on?

Let's make a check.

Check if dad texted you.

No reply yet.

No reply?

What the fuck happened?

We are in Mexico.

Fuck.

Oh my god, I took a fucking selfie of you sucking my dick like that.

Where are you guys at?

Dude, if they walk in on you, they see you and they fucking dig in your mouth.

Don't walk in.

What happened?

I don't know.

We don't have any mosquitoes in Michigan, that's for sure.

Oh, my God. What the... Dude, what the...

Bro,

are you, like, trying to make me cum or something? What the fuck?

I mean... Dude, you're sucking in if you want to make me cum.

So what if I do?

They're not coming back for another hour. An hour?

Yeah. How are you so sure about this?

They texted me.

It's fine.

You can totally fuck with me.

What? Do you want to fuck?

We already made it this far.

We gotta go explore our room still.

I know.

I told them I wanted a king, so they better have gotten me a fucking king.

Hey, Dad, what's up?

Hey, how's it going, sweetie?

Oh, we're doing good.

We just made it to the hotel.

Oh, you made it to the hotel? Okay, great. Look, we're at the grocery store.

I can't remember. Did you say you wanted bananas or apples?

Actually, can you grab me some mangoes? I feel like they'll be better in Mexico.

You want mangoes? Okay.

Okay, great.

How's the hotel? Is everything good?

Oh, my God, it's gorgeous.

Mom actually picked out the nicest place. I cannot wait for you to see it.

Are you eating right now?

You said you were going to wait until we got back because we're out at the

grocery store. We're going to get food and eat as a family.

It's just a snack.

We just picked up a little snack from the corner store on the way over here.

But we're not eating. We're saving our appetite for dinner. Don't worry.

Yeah, don't kill your appetite. Your mom will be upset.

We're going to put together an amazing meal for tonight.

And we're going to have a great first night and everything, okay?

Sounds good.

Yeah, just call me when you're, or just text me when you're on the way.

Okay. Is everything good? You sound a little disconnected right now.

Oh, sorry. The service is weird. I'm not sure how well my service works out

here. But we both made it.

Get some bug spray, if you think about it. The mosquitoes are crazy.

Yeah, I'll get bug spray. Is everything good?

Is that brother around as well?

Yeah, he's here. I think he's, like, in the back just showering after the

flight.

Okay. He wouldn't be able to hop on the phone real quick? I had a question for

him as well.

Definitely not right now. I don't think he wants me to walk in and there on him.

Is everything okay?

Mm -hmm.

He's just, I think he's just like feeling a little stressed and tired

flight, like jet lagged, you know?

Okay. All right. You know, we'll pick up some ibuprofen as well or whatever.

Just look, you know what? Whatever he needs just for right now, I know

he gets bad headaches. If you could just kind of like take care of him until we

get back, you know, that'd be great. Yeah, of course. Make him feel good.

definitely take care of him.

Okay. Awesome.

We'll be back maybe like an hour.

We'll have dinner tonight, okay?

Okay, perfect.

Okay, all right. We'll see you later. All right, see you guys in a little bit.

Bye.

Fuck, dude. That is close, bro.

Thanks, but are you eating something now?

You should go inside. These mosquitoes are crazy. Yeah, I'm getting fucked up

right now. Come on, let's go check out our room.

That was so close. I feel like they're onto us.

I don't think so. I'm still being paranoid.

Let's check out our room.

What the fuck?

I thought we got our own room this time.

Wait, we have to share rooms?

I call the big bed.

No, what the fuck? There's no way you're calling the big bed.

This is definitely my bed.

What the fuck?

Come here.

I don't know. I'm still kind of nervous.

He said he was going to be back, what, in an hour? That's like right there,

dude. We can always have fun.

I don't even want to share rooms with you, man. I wanted to... Oh, my God.

You're in the jungle.

Jeez, what the f... Well, you're in the jungle. I brought my console. I wanted

to play video games and everything. I can't... I know,

I can't share rooms with you. You're definitely staying in that room. Or in

bed.

No, you're smaller than I am. I'm older than you by three months.

Okay, but I'm taller than you.

Okay. We have the same length.

Mine's just bigger.

Oh, my God. You're making this very... We can both sleep in my bed.

Fuck, that's hot.

What the... Oh, Jeff.

Oh, my God.

Mom, they're going to get home in like 40 minutes now.

In one hour, right? One and a half maybe? At most.

can't we have it in a place alone?

i mean i guess i mean i don't know i'm just a little nervous what if

what if there's cameras in here?

come on!

there's cameras?

that's what there is i mean there probably isn't any cameras in mexico

not in the kids room i'm not a fucking kid i'm fucking 22 what are you talking

about?

well i'm 22 in three months

You should fuck.

No, we gotta try to make it a vacation.

Okay, sing it again.

That's all it takes, huh?

Fuck. Put it back.

Put it back. Because he's wet as fuck.

She's talking to me.

She wants more.

Oh, my God.

oh my god

The best brother ever

You can't say that.

I gotta get it done again.

Crazy

Show me how you play with that.

Make your brother fuck you.

My kiss is pussy, don't you?

Fuck, yeah, she's wet.

Can't tell my girlfriend, by the way.

Don't tell my mom.

I'm not sleeping on that stupid bed I'm not sleeping right the fuck

I want to watch it

Thank you.

Damn.

Oh, torque on it like that. Fuck, yeah, torque on your big brother's dick.

Fuck, man. I can't take it.

Oh, I like that, I like that, I like that.

Fuck yeah.

Fuck.

My god, yeah, you're just like that.

You're fucking mad at me.

I'm gonna fucking jerk you off and then push you.

I'm gonna jerk my dick off and then push you. Make you fucking come for me.

No, you don't want to come.

Why don't you come in my mouth?

In your mouth? You want to come in your sister's mouth?

I'm gonna swallow it before mom and dad get home.

Get up. Get up. Get up. Get up. Get up.

I should probably go shower so that dad doesn't think I lied to him. I need to

have wet hair or something.

Yeah.

You're right.

You're right.

We need to do this again later on tonight. Yeah, so I'll meet you in my

It's my bed, baby. It's my bed, but whatever.