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Previously on "Below Deck Down Under"...

[cheering]

-Jaimee. -Culver, very nice to meet you.

Wow.

I’m gonna [bleep] up, aren’t I?

I could get used to this.

-Which part? -All of it.

I’m not sure where it’s going from here.

I mean, I’m open to it.

Are we good friends? Are we, like, cuddle buddies?

I don’t want to be, like,

giving you any wrong impressions,

but I honestly just don’t know

what’s going on in my brain either.

It’s over. Freindzone, party of one.

Hello!

Emily Monstray is an American investor.

She’s bringing along her newest friends.

Is this the orgy room?

I think we can fit at least three.

Come on, Adam, move the fender.

Secure, secure, Adam.

Whoa!

Holy sh--.

Definitely too many mistakes being this far into the season.

The team just has to start thinking ahead.

We’re not going to settle for any less

than perfection this trip.

I can’t afford to [bleep] up, I really can’t.

Deck crew, deck crew. Get ready for anchor.

Yeah, copy that.

Adam will be on his way to the anchor,

and I’ll be on the stern with Harry.

Wait, no, no, no, stop, stop, stop.

The anchor’s in the water. I tried to engage it.

It slipped. I still can’t engage it.

Joao, can you race up and help Adam, please, with the anchor?

Jesus Christ.

That anchor chain can whip up and take your ----ing head off.

Oh, no.

Ah, sh--.

What’s up bro?

So I had to ----ing take it off the brake to engage it.

Okay.

So I took it off the brake slowly

and just started to run.

How’d you [bleep] up?

Let’s ----ing pull this up, let’s see if it’ll come up.

A crew member dropping an anchor underway,

there’s three safety factors that stop you from doing that.

For it to happen,

and for the damage it could cause to the boat,

or to him himself...

The chain could snap, shrapnel going anywhere.

Adam could have ruined our whole season.

I’m furious.

Let’s pull this up, let’s see if it’ll come up.

No.

Can you do that? Let’s see what’s going on.

There you go. There you go.

All right.

-Take it up? -Yeah.

Do you think the water’s warm?

-Oh, yeah, absolutely. -Yeah.

Full of sharks and crocodiles.

How much is out?

50 meters up, 50 meters up.

Pick it up, pick it up, pick it up, pick it up.

I thought that I had to let it off the brakes to line it up.

I picked that up and this didn’t spin at first.

-Yes. -So that’s what I thought.

You got to engage the clutch first before you let go.

The brake is the very last thing you let go.

Yeah, all right. ----ing backwards for me,

because we always let it off the brake, you know?

-Yeah. -Oh my ----ing God, bro.

For some reason in my head when I went up there

and I was going to drop it,

I was like, oh, this is how to do it.

That’s how you drop an anchor on commercial ships.

But like on this boat,

you have to slowly let the anchor down on the windlass.

I crisscrossed my trains of thought,

and now I know that Jason is looking at me

like I’m some ----ing idiot.

So just remember from now,

brake is the last thing you let go.

No, that won’t never happen, yeah.

Okay. It happens.

Thanks for running up here. Appreciate it.

No, of course.

Yeah, amazing. Thank you so much.

So how do you guys all know each other?

Holly is my housemate.

These guests actually remind me

so much of my friends back home.

They’re a little bit quirky,

but they’re always giving each other sh--,

and that’s how we express how much we love each other.

Oh, thank you.

He’s never said anything that nice to me before.

It takes me bringing him on a yacht.

Oh!

Come on.

-That’s pretty good, actually. -I think it’s good, okay.

Okay, start putting two in the water.

-You got it, eh? -Yeah.

Stop there. Let that grab.

Okay, aft deck, you can let that tender stream.

Copy.

Engineers, engineers, you can shut down.

[sighs]

-Did it freefall? -Yeah, just freefalling.

----ing stupid-ass ----ing door.

Joao, Joao, can you come to the bridge, please?

Copy.

Would a basket be better?

Yeah, I like that.

Useful for once. Thank you.

Huh?

I said you look really beautiful today.

Aw. Thanks.

-Very sweet of you, hon. -You’re welcome.

I don’t want mistakes.

How’s it going, cap?

Seriously.

It’s like, I don’t need to be coming into the anchorage

and I’ve got a deck hand that’s dropping the anchor down.

That channel’s six meters deep.

He lets it out, I was in 15 meters.

Yeah.

He lets it out in that channel and I’m hitting ground.

You know.

And I’m going past a vessel or something.

100%.

We’re towing a tender. There was no pressure.

-Yep. -No one’s pushing anyone.

Good communication.

And an anchor starts falling on the ground.

-Copy. -Yeah.

You know, the other day coming in,

the same deck hand just like...

Yep.

At what level do we just go right?

Let’s get some ----ing experience on here.

Yep.

Look, Adam makes a few mistakes.

There’s no experience on yachts on that side.

But I’ll back him up and saying

he’s on the right page towards being a deck hand.

Yeah.

Well, I haven’t got a whole season to keep going with this.

Because you know what?

The next one could be damage to the boat.

The next one could be someone’s finger.

Let’s think about this wisely. Talk to everyone.

Okay.

Something’s got to happen.

Are we trying to make changes? No.

Will we make changes? Yes.

All right. Thank you.

Definitely and certainly do not want to see Adam being fired.

I connect with him in many ways, especially about family.

And he hasn’t been given the opportunity to learn

from someone who was willing to teach.

Give me two weeks with Adam.

Not that he would know more than Culver,

but he would be doing more than Culver.

-Are you all good? -All good.

But I thought it was... It was like...

It was my fault.

You just learn from these moments.

I mean, that won’t ever happen again.

Yeah.

Unfortunately, I had to ----ing learn by that.

All crew, the guests have a dive excursion scheduled.

Can you get them on the island ASAP? Let’s go.

-Just the cushions. -Cushions.

Gonna get the sunscreen while I’m there.

Sunscreen. Cooler boxes. Ready to go.

When were you guys wanting to go?

Are we going on land? Is there a dive shop on land?

Is that the plan?

So land first and then sea.

-Yeah. -What do we need to bring?

Just the swimming stuff, glasses. Oh, good attitude.

[laughing]

I’ll just have when you get back the hot tub ready.

Hot tub ready for sure.

Captain, captain, we are good to go.

Right on.

Did you need Margot to go with you or anything?

Do you know what? That would really help, actually.

-It would? -Yeah.

Margot, Margot.

I’m gonna send you to do some cocktails on the boat.

The guests are getting in the boat now

so just as quick as he can.

Sorry, I keep doing this to you last minute.

Well, you’re going to have a good time diving now.

It’s going to be fun.

Are you sure you’re okay with getting wet and stuff?

Yeah.

I literally just send them with Aperol Spritzes.

Perfect.

Yay! Fun!

How do you do?

-Is that it? -All right.

We’ll see you after our diving excursion.

Grab those towels quick.

Yeah.

Since Margot put me in the friend zone,

I’m going to take a step back.

We’re here to do a business. We’re here to be professional.

So, it’s fine.

I got shot down at my feet.

So, I need time.

Good job, Harry.

[grunts]

You all right?

-Let’s go. -Yeah.

I can’t even see where the boat is.

Deck crew, deck crew, Harry is on the way back.

Copy that.

I’m going to pop out real quick.

-Ooh. -Ooh.

Do you want to just bow in and I’ll jump off?

-Yeah, yeah. -For sure.

Good luck. Have fun.

But what’s like your favorite place you’ve ever traveled?

Every time I’m looking in between jobs,

I’ll go to Palma de Mallorca.

I want to go there so bad.

Honestly, it’s incredible.

I want to go there and visit chef.

She’s awesome. I like her.

Didn’t she say to you once, like the next time I see him...

No.

He was with one of my best mates and ----ed her over.

This is your cabin here.

Did she say that?

She said that to you. She told me.

-Did she? -Yeah.

I was with Tzarina’s friend and it was just a hookup.

She wanted more than I could give

and she got mad at me for it.

I have a reputation when it comes to women,

but there’s no doubt that I’ve changed.

What can I do to prove that I am that person I say I am?

Um, okay. But you guys are fine.

Coming up...

Harry has to one-on-one dance with Victoria.

You’re going to bang Harry.

We can have a threesome.

He would not know what to do.

You all right?

-Hey! How was it? -Yeah, good.

Cocktail time.

Oh, yeah!

This is the welcome back cocktail.

-Well done, -Wow.

-That’s a big one. -Geez.

Harry, Harry. Yeah, we’re headed back now.

-Hi, Harry. -Hi, guys. How was it?

-Hey. -Amazing.

Got some in the fridge, too.

Yeah, yeah.

Go on in.

Yeah!

Hello!

Martini.

-It was great. -Yeah?

So much diving.

Oh, no, no, no.

I think you should definitely do that.

-That would be quite good. -That would be hilarious.

Hey, can I just ask you a question?

Put it down to one kilometer and see what you find.

That’s what we’re doing, that’s what we’re doing.

See what we’re in for.

Do you guys want to do all the decorating and stuff?

Yeah.

Because I think this theme’s a little bit

harder to wrap your head around.

I guess we’d like to have a Slim Aaron’s party to recreate

the vintage look of 1970s Palm Springs.

I like that.

I like it’s a cool theme, but I think it’s one of those

ones you have to Google.

Yeah, I have no idea.

Slim Aaron’s was an American photographer

who used to take pictures of celebrities

and socialites back in the 1960s and ’70s.

This is like the least tacky thing we’ve ever had.

What’s it called? Slim Andrews?

If you Google a photo, it’s like people

with like cool flares and big sunnies.

Where’s my phone?

Go get ready now.

I’ll take a shower.

So tonight for dinner, I’m doing surf and turf.

Okay.

With like a dessert charcuterie board.

Yum.

I’m actually going to wear my own green pants.

Oh, I wonder if I could wear the fun pants that Tzarina has.

They’re just really patterned and high-waisted and flared.

Oh, perfect.

Joao, Joao, can you come to the bridge for a sec, mate?

Copy, yeah.

How’s it going here? Sorry.

Right, I want to have a talk about the anchoring today.

I’m concerned at going through another

couple of charters with inefficient deckhands.

Yeah.

Might have to see how we can improve it.

Can you call Adam up?

I want to talk to him about the anchoring and the safety of it.

Yes.

And whether he’s understanding of it.

Okay.

Adam, Adam, do you mind coming up to the bridge?

Copy.

Holla, boy.

-Adam. -Yes.

How are you, mate?

Listen, I want to talk about the anchoring today.

-Walk me through it. -Okay.

So when I went up there, I looked at it,

it was disengaged.

And my head, the way I’ve been doing it for years,

was I always drop it on the brake.

Started to drop it.

But once it started to run, just put the brake back on.

Yeah, well, I didn’t say drop.

What happened there today could potentially have been an issue.

And that really does bother me.

From a deck point of view, you do struggle

when it comes to actual deck experience.

But nothing that doesn’t take anything away

from your personality and your drive

and helping out with everything.

So that’s a positive.

But I’m concerned about the safety aspect

and general deck awareness.

All right. Kick on with it.

Yeah, thanks, mate.

All right, thank you, cap.

Thanks, Adam.

Well, that attitude, it definitely is there for Adam,

as far as positivity.

There’s potential just damage and issues.

Yep.

Yeah.

This is a hard one. Adam’s a nice guy.

I like him. Everyone likes him.

I can tell that he understands what was wrong.

But I’m leaning towards letting Adam go

because the severity of what just happened.

I have to give this some time and thought.

Well, leave it with me for tonight.

-Okay. -To chew on.

-Okay. -Thank you very much, captain.

-You’re good. -Yeah, all good.

All crew, all crew, please get into your Palm Springs outfits.

Thank you.

Cute!

Oh, wow.

That’s a Slim Aarons.

You look so good.

I love this.

All right, Cheffy, I am seating the guests.

Copy that.

My theme tonight is Slim Aarons, ’70s vintage.

And so let’s dig back to the ’70s.

That’s when surf and turf started, really.

So who picked this theme? Slim Aarons?

-Me. -I love it.

That’s yachting, bro.

Take it with a pinch of salt and just keep rolling.

It’s just about putting more initiative into it.

Think on your feet.

It’s an incredible mistake, and I can’t believe that I did it.

The number one reason I work so hard

is my family to ultimately put them in a house

and have a better life for them.

My mom, I want her to be proud of me.

I’ve been thinking about her all day

because I understand the gravity of the situation.

Take it on the chin for now, and we’ll figure it out, all right?

Okay, fine.

Okay, so the first one, if they say Truth, what should we ask?

Who from our group would you want to hook up with?

-Oh, yeah. -Yeah.

They don’t have to hook up with them,

like, they can just say it.

I’m thinking of a very obvious dare, with Harry.

Harry has to one-on-one dance with Victoria.

Oh, you’re going to bang Harry.

[shouting]

We can have a threesome.

Oh, yeah!

Show the boys some ropes.

Can you imagine Harry in a threesome?

He would not know what to do.

-Should I? -Up to you, bro.

I mean, I think that looks good.

I think this looks good. I look good.

I know. I know it does.

Can I call service, please?

Copy.

-Harry. Harry. -Yes?

Victoria wants to have a threesome with you,

so get ready.

[chuckling]

Wow, Harry!

I’m going to have to go and do some homework.

No, it must be nice.

I hope you guys have fun without me.

Yay!

You’ve got the wagyu beef and lobster with Japanese mushroom.

And also, I let him know about the threesome

and he’s going to start warming up.

Steaks before mistakes.

I’ll get there. I’ll be back.

It’s so good, but, like, it’s a lot.

I would not be able to eat like this every day.

You know how back in the day, like, all the kings had gout?

Yes.

I think that’s done.

All right.

Do you mind carrying the board

because it’s going to be very heavy.

-I’ll come up. -Oh, okay.

You want help or no?

That’s all good.

Cheers, mate.

[bleep] This is a lot of pressure.

Phew.

Oh...

Oh, here it comes.

Look at that. [bleep]

-Yes. -Oh, yes.

There you go. Thank you, sir.

No worries.

What is this?

So we have a salted caramel panna cotta,

mini cheesecakes and chocolate fondant.

Oh, I really appreciate that. Thank you.

It’s outrageous.

I’m tired. I think we’re going to bed, actually, guys.

Yeah. Very boring tonight.

You know what?

At this point, I’m drunk off of sleep deprivation.

Yeah, we’re going to bed.

See you in the morning.

See you. Have a good sleep.

Joao?

I know it’s definitely broken.

Oh.

Sit yourself down.

-Good night. -Good night.

I can’t be hobbling around like this.

No one’s going to want to kiss me when I look like this.

You are full of sh--.

Why do you think I’m full of sh--?

In what way?

I don’t know.

You make out like you couldn’t be with anyone,

but you don’t actually want to be with anyone.

I don’t mind being with someone.

I just think it would be really bad

to feel like my husband and kids back home,

-you know, to see mum. -You see?

You see? There you go.

I think that you have

a real hidden meaning to all your jokes.

Oh, no.

Between myself and Tzarina,

it’s quite difficult to draw the line

as to where the jokes stop.

I just don’t know if she would actually do anything

because of her friend.

Can she not just tell me how she feels?

Because at the moment, I’m quite confused.

You’re saying I should change?

No, not at all.

Why change perfection?

I give up.

I ----ing give up.

Why do you give up?

I’m out.

Coming up...

I have a serious request.

All the men are going to be in a budgie tomorrow morning

-I’m not getting in one. -Yes, you are.

Please.

-Shall we slide? -Yeah, let’s slide.

Got that?

-What’s going on? -Not much.

Make some breakfast.

Where’s Culver?

Wet.

Oh.

Culver, Culver.

Come and tidy up these cushions at the front here, please, mate.

Copy that.

Can I get you a coffee or anything?

-Yeah, is that all right? -Yeah, totally.

Did you sleep okay?

Yeah, nice.

I’m a window washer.

[bleep]

Oh, ----ing Hollandaise sauce is so good. Mmm!

-Oh, wow. -Yummy!

Oh, my God. Where did you even start?

That is so good.

It’s insane.

I mean, this is going to be the fanciest breakfast

I’ve ever had in my life.

That’s it. Yeah, you got it.

Nice.

You know, maybe I could do with like a swim.

-Oh, that does sound nice. -It would be so nice.

-Three spicy margaritas. -Three spicy margs.

And sparkling water, please.

No problem.

I’m going to do the slide.

All right, yes. I’ll jump up there, too, with you, bud.

-Hey, doll. -Hey.

What do you want to make a margarita and practice?

Oh, I would love to do that.

Three, two, one.

Three tequila, two lime, and then one agave.

Yeah.

Feeling pretty good in laundry. Feeling good in housekeeping.

I’m trying to learn as much as I can.

But, like, when I learn the most

is when I’m up helping Aesha in service.

Thanks for showing me.

I did kind of float the idea of being second stew for a charter.

Like, I know it’s easier to just stick

with the same shift always,

but if you’re ever, like, I don’t want to be night girl,

I would be down to try it.

Maybe, like, just another one or two, just to keep practicing.

Yeah.

Aesha didn’t say yes or no,

but I feel like she was thinking about it.

So I really hope she’ll give me that chance.

-Yay! -Yay!

A service stew.

Doing it.

Hello.

I have drinks.

-Yay! -Perfect. Thank you.

Perfect.

Tonight is going to be a white party.

Maybe we should put our white epaulette shirts on,

just to wear a bit of white, too.

Yeah.

A captain that I previously worked for reached out to me

and said that he needs crew for the charter season,

coming up in the Mediterranean.

Jaimee lives in Perth, Australia.

Culver lives in Howard County, Maryland,

which is on the other side of the world,

so I’ve got to find something,

some type of way to keep the adventure going with Jamie.

I think I might have a little something for us.

I got ya.

Whoo!

Ah!

That was good. That was great.

All crew, all crew,

can you please all wear your whites for dinner tonight?

Because tonight’s the white party.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, no.

Bye.

Oh, hi.

Hey.

Harry’s being very cold towards me.

This is exactly why I didn’t want to have that conversation.

I just wish I never talked to him, ever.

Oh, great.

Come on, guys, what’s going on?

We’ll just grab some food

and hang until we got to help with service.

Yep. Let’s just do a deck check.

Yeah, I’ll do that.

Deck, deck, just a reminder,

you might want to turn the batteries off on the tender.

-Culver? -Ah, sh--.

Yep. Copy that, cap.

Ooh, how you doing?

Shut up.

-You’ve got red lips now. -Have I?

[bleep].

So, still on for 7:30, yeah?

Yeah.

Are you good with that, yeah?

Just turned the batteries off.

Copy that.

Gotta get some food.

For tonight’s white theme party,

we want a bit of glam, elegance,

and so I’ve done truffle ravioli with a truffle sauce,

and we’re ending with a deconstructed lemon cheesecake

with honeycomb and passion fruit for dessert.

You can’t get more subtly fancy than that, can you?

Calm before the storm.

-Looks very white. -That’s what we’re after.

Boy...

Ah, sh--.

Oh, this looks gorgeous.

Oh, it looks lovely.

I think it’s that haloumi cheese.

Culver, Culver, what’s your location?

Crew mess.

Can you meet me on the swim platform?

-Copy that. -Thanks.

Did you wash this?

Damn it.

-Culver. -Huh?

You jumped in the tender, but it’s still got sh-- in it,

and it’s still got sand, so if you don’t mind cleaning it up,

and that’s what I was saying about initiative.

If you see something that needs to be done, just carry on.

Who gets into a tender, turns off the batteries,

does not clean the tender.

There’s sand everywhere.

There are shoes, empty plastic bottles,

and you don’t just think, oh, maybe I should clean this.

You’re talking of four years yachting experience,

just completely oblivious.

I know, I would just consider it like a night job,

like I’m going to do it on that 3 A.M. shift.

But we’re free now.

Yeah, but I was literally like... I understand.

All right, if you don’t mind digging up.

Is this constructive criticism,

or are you just kind of being a dick right now?

-Is that right? -Yeah, that’s fine.

I just, yeah, I’ll go.

It’s like, dude.

Thank you for making me feel like a piece of sh--.

I don’t, I don’t want you to think that I,

-that I just blew it off. -No, I know.

I understand that entirely.

You didn’t blow it off, but I’m saying, think ahead.

-I know, exactly. -We just got to keep going.

Yeah. I’ll pop down.

Yeah. Okay.

Oh, look at this.

This is stunning.

I’m going in. I’m going in.

-Cheffy, you can plate? -Yeah, copy.

Did anyone want some red wine with dinner?

Absolutely.

Wow.

It gets all the toothpaste out.

Jaimee, Margot, could you please come to the gallery?

This is wild mushroom truffle ravioli with truffle crumb.

And truffle cream sauce.

So ----ing good.

Jesus Christ.

-All right. -Oh, my God.

-Here you go. -Thank you.

-So, this is a wild... -Truffle?

Yeah, wild mushroom truffle ravioli.

So, enjoy.

It looks so good.

Oh, wow.

That is so good.

Oh, I’m so pleased.

That’s amazing.

They love it, chef.

Thank you.

Cheffy...

You want to start plating in, like, two minutes?

Copy.

Ooh.

Real passion fruit.

I got passionate about it.

[laughing]

Is it good to go?

Yeah.

Deconstructed lemon cheesecake with passion fruit.

So for this course, deconstructed lemon cheesecake

with passion fruit.

-Amazing. -Perfect. Thank you.

-Yeah, enjoy. -Enjoy.

-This is very good. -Thank you.

Yeah, it was yummy.

I’ll write down a list so that,

we can at least all be on the same page.

I feel like I’m going to like go into a food coma now.

[shouting]

-Oh, thank you for coming out. -You’re amazing.

I wanted to take this opportunity

-to talk about breakfast. -Oh, yes.

Yeah, and I have a very serious request.

Budgie breakfast.

All the men are going to be in their budgies tomorrow morning.

I’m not getting in them.

Yes, you are.

This is your bathing suit.

Yeah, mate, that’s not my bathing suit.

Put this on.

-I’m not... -This is the Aussie culture.

What the guests request, the guests want,

and we all work as a team, Jason, don’t we?

So, time to smuggle up.

I’m getting away before I get sucked into this budgie smuggle.

-Thank you. -Thank you.

-Thank you. -We’re very tired.

Yeah, we’re going to go to bed.

They’ve gone to bed.

There’s some laundry to do.

I’m going to just do that for 15 and then go to bed?

-Yeah. -And then up at six?

Yeah, that’d be lovely.

Have a good evening.

Ow!

Okay, thanks for your help, Joao.

No worries. Thank you.

I’m going to just go get that list.

I am. To-do list.

Jaimee. Jaimee.

Just kidding, no.

I’ve barely seen you today.

I know, right?

I got to talk to you about a great little gig.

Okay.

This captain reached out to me.

He needs a deck hand and a stewardess for a med season.

I was like, I might have someone in mind, Cap.

[watch beeps]

Oh, gosh.

I’m honestly lost for words.

I’ve known Culver for less than a week.

Oh, my goodness.

You can sleep on that one.

Okay, I will.

I think it would be a fun season.

Even though I’ve only known Jaimee a short time,

since she’s got here, we’ve had an immediate connection.

It’s a big boat.

You know, this isn’t just like a little flirty boatmance.

I feel like there’s more here,

and that’s why I’m going to act upon it.

Hmm.

Boatmance?

It’s a boatmance.

I guess we can see how the next four weeks go.

That’s true. We’ll see how this charter goes.

All right. I’m going to head up and get started.

Night, girlie. Yeah.

I know, right?

[knocking]

Yep?

So, if I get Cheffy to cook a plate of eggs...

will you bring them out in your budgie smugglers?

Please.

No.

Everyone wants to see Captain McHotty’s package.

-Hey, Guys. -Hey, morning.

Oh, Aesha.

Come on.

Well, I’m going to give you some anyway.

-Not pink. -Not pink.

Just ease into it.

Yes, yes.

Okay.

Harry, Harry.

Can you please bring your finest pair of budgies

to the bridge for Captain?

They’re for the Captain.

What did you want, a soy latte?

Yes, please.

Yeah, sure.

Yeah, totally.

Hey, Margot.

Can you put on your rash guard in case the guests

-go on a final snorkel trip? -Yeah. Sounds good.

You’re alive.

Morning. What am I doing?

Am I moving this outside?

-No. -Okay.

I’ll still put that in the oven.

Morning.

Would you like me to stay up here

or do you want me to go help Margot?

Do you want to maybe go help Margot?

When we’re clearing,

I might just call you up to help clear.

-Can you cook? -Yeah.

Are you going to cook for me?

-Where, in Palma? Yeah, sure. -In Palma.

So last night, Culver basically asked me

to go do a Med season with him.

What?

What did you say?

-I was like... -Wow.

That’s like a big deal, no?

Yeah, huge.

Oh, my God.

Did you say yes?

I kind of just was like,

I guess we’ll see how these next couple weeks go.

Yeah.

That’s pretty huge.

-That’s pretty huge, right? -Yeah.

Too soon.

They need to slow down.

It’s been, what, a week?

Well...

I just can’t believe how much we’re bonding.

Right? Does it come as a surprise?

If you don’t say, say yourself, right?

Mm-hmm.

I was told to bring them to you.

Not if you’ve worn them.

I haven’t, they’re brand new.

I’m not convinced I’m going to do this.

-Shall I leave them here? -No.

You can look at them?

Leave them over there.

I’ll leave them there.

Deck crew, deck crew.

Just a reminder that in 13 minutes

would be good to get into your budgie smugglers.

I don’t know, Harry.

All right.

And they will start bringing the hot stuff

with some hot stuff.

You’ve got a very special treat this morning.

Oh, what’s happening?

Sometimes they forget how old I am.

Think I’m this spring chicken.

What do you do with your strings?

You let your strings hang or you tuck them in?

Tuck them in, mate.

Tie them I’m up and tuck them in.

Would Cheffy make me some breakfast?

Why don’t we have this in normal uniform?

Five minutes, right, Cheffy?

So if you guys could stand by at the galley for that?

Yep.

Wow.

I can’t wait to see Captain.

-Oh, yeah. -There we go.

Ah!

Wow.

[shrieking]

I don’t think Cheffy can handle this.

Captain, you’ve been working out.

I’m doing one for the team.

Adam, are you doing it?

Go on. There you go. Drop it like it’s hot.

Yeah.

Get him in there.

Yes.

Come here. Come sit here.

No, but you know what will make you feel better?

Yes, it will.

All right, let’s get this out of the way.

[cheering]

Yes!

This is your budgie brunch.

Oh, my God! Yes!

[shouting, cheering]

El Capitan!

[laughing]

Oh, you dropped something. You dropped something.

It’s just not me.

It’s my thick thighs, I think.

Yes!

So good!

I just love you guys so much.

Thank you.

I don’t know what it’s going to be like

when we get back to land.

How am I going to adapt to normal life again?

-You all good? -Just good, yeah.

-You happy? -I don’t know.

I really don’t want to get fired.

Fair enough.

Deck crew, deck crew.

Someone can jump on the anchor.

Copy that.

Anchor’s home, anchor’s home.

Yeah, of course. Absolutely.

-Okay. -Wow, this is very cool.

This is your man cave.

Kind of.

There’s the dungeons behind there, but...

[laughing]

Do you know where the blender thing is?

You know, you’re the only person that uses that one.

I know. I always put it on here.

Just want to make my shake.

Actually has that small wheel.

-Yeah, totally. -That’s so tiny.

Were you expecting him to have a bigger wheel?

I don’t know.

[bleep], bro.

Just want to make a ----ing shake.

Just throw it down for now, bro. Let’s see how long it is.

-Hi, gorgeous boy. -How’s it going?

-Good, how are you? -Good.

Have you seen, like, a blender shake spinner?

-Yeah. -Like a magic bullet type one?

-Yeah. -No?

You’ll have to get

a couple of last cocktails before you get off.

Yeah, I know.

What the [bleep]? Dawg...

God damn this sh--, ----ing drives me up the ----ing walls.

Sure, can.

I’ll get some cushions up here.

Deck crew, deck crew.

Can I get a shammy to the bridge, please to wipe down?

The guests are going to have some drinks

in front of the bridge.

Copy, coming.

Let’s go, deck crew, shammy on forward.

Yeah, we’re on it.

Deck crew, deck crew, shammy on forward, please,

-in front of the breach. -Dude! We’re right...

God, like, what the [bleep] do you think people are doing?

I see this little boy having this ----ing tantrum

about a direct order that the captain has given him,

and it infuriates me.

-Are we good now? -Have you got drinks coming?

-Oh, yeah, 100%. -Amazing.

-Let’s make the lines. -Sounds good.

-Hi. -Oh!

Amazing.

Where’s Culver?

Where is he?

We don’t need him, I guess.

I just want to know what he’s doing.

Culver, Culver, what’s your location?

How do I put it in this?

Okay, stick it in this one.

Hey, bud, I’m just heading up the foredeck.

Just, yeah, make sure that the bow is all sorted

and then come meet us on the stern so we can do this quick.

-Yeah, copy that. -Cheers, guys.

Cheers.

Thanks, Cheffy.

Joao, do you want to have a little brief

before we head into the channel, mate?

Copy, on my way. You guys got this, eh?

Cool.

It should be a slack tide.

The wind’s probably going to be favorable as well.

-Yep. -So same thing, come in close.

I’ll declutch.

You tell me when I’m in position.

-I’ll just go. -Okay.

I’m... I have to chat to Culver again.

He just had a fit now when

you were asking us to clean this area.

What was he going on about?

Well, you were calling us and we were running.

You called us a third time. He lost his sh--.

So I’m just telling you this as transparency.

We’re all on the same team. I just need to...

Yes.

I’m thinking about bringing in a lead deckhand,

someone with experience.

That should shake Culver up.

I don’t think it will.

To be very honest, my issues hasn’t been Adam

except the safety thing that’s come up.

As far as work is concerned, I think, of course,

Culver doing a lot less than anyone else

and that’s what I’m concerned about.

I know that if you mess up,

especially when it comes to anchors and safety,

are you going to make it?

I can tell you 90% of the time, no.

Your job is at stake.

However, if anyone deserves a firing, it’s Culver.

The thing is, it’s actually just seamanship.

My mind’s at bringing in a lead deckhand with experience.

I’ve got one.

He’s a two-hour flight away.

Regardless of safety, it’s...

I feel like the Culver’s not being called out

for the safe things because he’s not doing anything.

-I’m over this. -I hear you.

This topic has to be put to bed.

100%.

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I would love to have you on service.

You think I can do it?

Of course I think you can do it.

Charter seven.

Tom Sheldon is a highly successful property developer.

This will be their first luxury vacation

as a group in Australia.

Welcome to the evening.

[chattering]

Oh, we’ll do palate cleansers...

-[gags] -[bleep]

Can we get someone to help?

-Just keep breathing. -Just get the doctor, all right?

You know I went into this charter,

I wanted 100% from everyone.

Eyes are set on the both of you.

Joao has brought me a bit of a list of things

about yourself.

We’re going to let you go,

and we’re going to bring in a lead deckhand.