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? I was a normal girl Before my dad went missing

? Then his alien partner appeared

? You've got to save the galaxy

? There's a madman, Gore, you see You've got to stop him now

? Whoa, whoa, whoa I'm just a kid, why me?

? And how? ? See that bracelet from your dad?

? It's got secret powers What's that?

? If Gore should get it That's the key

? To set my evil army free

? I'll gather my friends She's Agent 203

? Now she can protect the world

? It's Agent 203 Agent 203. ?

SINGING TUNE

The Romanticism Age!

ZOE SQUEALS

Zoe, this one's ballet.

The monkey dance is for the Prehistoric Age.

I WAS doing ballet!

It just looks like a monkey because I can't dance!

Ah, don't worry. That's why we're calling it

the Art Through The Ages Happy Dance.

As long as we look happy, we'll be fine!

Can you read the assignment again,

so you're sure we're not forgetting anything?

"In teams or alone, create a performance art piece

"celebrating art through the ages." I can't believe it's due tomorrow!

This project just snuck up on us out of nowhere!

Yeah, I know.

Well, except for that full six weeks

of daily reminders Mrs Bogdus gave us.

Hey, 30 days go fast when you're, you know, busy saving the world.

Yeah, but Bogdus doesn't know that.

To her, the world IS art class. So we really need to bring it.

Oh! I just realised,

we don't even know what we're going to wear!

No worries, I've got that covered.

See? Art is through the ages!

Huh? Costumes?

You're the cavewoman, I'm the robot!

Uh, OK.

Hey, guys, just a heads up,

we're trying to fix this busted zeta-blaster,

so no sudden... THEY EXCLAIM

Argh! Aw, drabnotz! Still busted.

Yeah, real bummer.

What is it, Zoe? You don't like my idea, I can tell.

Oh, I like it. It's just... Never mind.

What? Say it. Well, first,

it's ART through the ages.

Maybe we should dress as paintings or sculptures?

We don't have time to make something like that.

Just making these took me three hours.

THAT took you three hours?!

What? It looks like it took less?

I didn't say that. Well, what ARE you saying?

At least I did something.

Meaning? Never mind.

I'm not doing enough? I found all the music!

That's not the same as making costumes!

Depends on what you make.

If we go as art, like, abstract art,

we can just glue random things to a canvas and wear that. Done!

Oh, so easy, right?

Uh, yeah, I could do it right now.

Just grab anything to put on a canvas!

Like this, this and this...

and this... Argh! Not the blaster!

THEY EXCLAIM

ALL GASP

Cool! The blaster works! Yay! Er...

OK, obviously, I wasn't reading the room correctly.

Uh...

Quigs, I... Um...

You did that on purpose! What?!

You destroyed our costumes so we have to wear YOUR idea!

What? Quigs, how could you think that?

It was an accident!

Apologise! For an accident?

Hm! Is somebody saying something?

Oh, you're not speaking to me now?

Ulav, please tell Miss Doesn't-Appreciate-Her-Friends

that I didn't hear her just now

because my ears aren't speaking to her either.

And Rock, please tell Lady Blah-Blah

that what she just said makes no sense!

Tell Sergeant Shoot-'em-up

that maybe we should do our art projects separately!

Hey, hey, slow down! I'm trying to get this all down.

BEEPING Huh?

Emergency alert! Phew, thank goodness!

I'll help you with that!

That's an alien teleportation alert. Coordinates, Ulav?

40.9 north by 73.8 west.

That's the lake, way out of town, near the new dam.

Come on, Rock, let's move.

See what we're dealing with yet? Nothing, except...

more nothing.

Hmm. Hmm.

EI: Bracelet target acquired.

GORE: Excellent!

Make a dramatic entrance.

But not too dramatic. Don't want them running away.

THEY GASP

Agent 203, I presume?

I knew if I made a surprise visit, you'd come directly to me.

Right, as always!

BOTH: Gore! That's GENERAL Gore to you.

Currently commanding a warrior bot

I stole from the most evil planetary race in the galaxy.

I call it EI.

Don't you mean AI - artificial intelligence?

No! EI - for EVIL Intelligence!

Ha! Shows how intelligent YOU are.

Now, give me...

your bracelet! Never!

I planned for that. Which is why I landed in this spot.

If you don't hand it over, I will...

destroy Roddenberry's City Hall, right over there!

Uh, hate to break it to you, but you're pointing at a cement truck.

City Hall's downtown. You're way out by the dam.

What?! EI, you said we were in the town square!

I know. So evil of me, wasn't it? Ha!

You're not supposed to be evil to me!

Says who? Says the handsome alien

who controls the mineral transmitter beam which powers you

and can shut you down whenever he likes!

Argh! OK! Point taken.

Now stop embarrassing me in front of my arch-nemesis!

Uh, Gore? You forgot to hit "mute."

Oh, bliff-blatz! Here's another evil idea.

Since we're at the dam, why don't we just blow that up?

Ooh! I love that.

You really do have evil intelligence.

Well, thank you. Agent 203!

Relinquish that bracelet, or I flood the entire city!

You'll never get this bracelet!

No! Activate Shield Charm!

You think you can stop me?

EVIL INTELLIGENCE CACKLES

We gotta disable this thing!

How? Quigley! I need an ID on...

Er, I mean, Ulav,

could you tell that other person to run an ID

on a roughly four to five-metre bipedal fight-bot

with what looks like virconium alloy armour? Uh...

Tell what's-her-face that if I HAD heard her question...

ZOE: Wasn't a question!

...I'd have said it's likely a six-metre bipedal fight-bot

with platinum alloy armour which can be dismantled

by pulling out the keystone bolt on the back of the left thigh.

Ask her if she needs to know where "left" is.

Thanks for the help, Ulav.

BOTH PANTING

GRUNTING

The LEFT!

SHE GROWLS

We're losing power!

No! EVIL INTELLIGENCE MOANS

Argh!

Argh!

It's Gore! Get him!

HE GRUNTS, GORE LAUGHS

He's a hologram.

So sorry to disappoint.

And as for you, you useless piece of junk, I'm done with you!

No! You can't just abandon me here!

I am Evil Intelligence!

Then use that intelligence to get a different power source!

Because I'm cutting yours off for good! Bye-ee!

NO-O-O-O!

POWERING DOWN

Thought these might be of interest.

Scalable metal. Apparently not just a theory.

Wow! I've only seen it one other time, back in university.

We made a pair of one-size-fits-all scalable metal pants.

Hm! Urgh! What?

No-one has money in college. Cheaper to share pants.

La la la! Oops, excuse me!

Just busy practising MY art project!

Before I get started on MY solo art project,

anyone up for a snack?

La la la... ZOE GROWLS

Er... La la la la la la...

Hm. Yeah, uh, I'm suddenly hungry too.

Yes, yes. Be right back, Quigley.

Hey! Busted mechanical parts... SHE GASPS

I could use this to build a better robot costume!

Feels weird without Quigs here. Don't worry.

You guys will make up. You're best friends.

This is just a temporary glitch in the Matrix for you two.

You'll soon be enjoying adventures together like old times.

A-ha! Whoa, this is even better than I imagined!

Can't wait to show Zo... the art class tomorrow.

Huh. Nice! SHE SIGHS

Maybe I should just go talk to her.

Wait, why should I?

Hey! What the...? Get this thing off me now!

Do I sense a little... anger?

What the...? Who said that?!

Converting to source power.

Argh! I didn't think this suit had AI!

All the better to help you

get the A plus-iest of A-pluses in art class.

How do you know about...? You can read my mind?

And also your delicious anger for your so-called friend, Zoe.

OK, that's none of your business.

Get off me, please!

Uh... No.

I said, off!

Argh! I'll bust through the roof, at this rate!

What is happening to me? Not to worry, tiny one.

I consist of scalable metal,

adaptable enough to power itself from various sources -

minerals, certain atmospheric molecules,

or even brain waves that broadcast... anger.

Grr! Which I need in order to escape this planet.

Not really interested in your life story right now!

But I'm interested in yours.

I can't believe your friend would destroy a robot costume.

I don't want to talk about her!

Ooh, anger rush! I love it!

OK, seriously, this is getting mega weird!

You mean mega perfect!

We both have something the other one needs.

I need your anger to fully transform my parts

so I can leave this planet, and you...

I need to get out of here right now!

You need my help to make your friend apologise for what she did!

It was an accident! Are you sure?

Sure I'm su...

It BETTER have been an accident! So, do we have a deal?

Take revenge on my best friend for an apology?

No, I'm good, thanks.

Then I'll get it for you! Hey, no, stop!

How do I stop moving these legs?! Let go of that tree!

Stop!

No! I mean it!

Silence! Argh!

There's another disturbance at the lake.

Rock and I'll check it out.

I'll head back to HQ to dig through my university files

for more intel on scalable metal, just in case. Sounds good.

Zoe! Rock! Look out! Quiet, you!

SHE CACKLES Oof!

Who put this thing back together again? I did. My bad!

Quigley? Is that you?

Argh! Activate Shield Charm!

EVIL INTELLIGENCE CACKLING

Where's the keystone?

Ha! You STILL don't know where "left" is!

Quigley? That IS you!

No, that's the EI! THIS is me!

It can read my mind!

Grr! Less chat and more spat!

You can't make me fight her!

I can. You can't!

Can! Can't!

Uh, what's happening right now?

Fine, little missy!

You just caused this Evil Intelligence

to get even eviller.

No! Yes. Doesn't it make you angry?!

QUIGLEY STRAINS

EVIL INTELLIGENCE CACKLING

Ulav! Have you learned anything from your old university files?

Yeah. I still fit into my graduation gown!

I mean about that metal we found!

Oh, right.

Fight her! No!

It appears scalable metal can feed off emotions,

like an anger vampire. Quit it! YOU quit it!

The more the Evil Intelligence powers up with Quigley's anger,

the more the EI takes her over, and pretty soon, it'll be...

EQ!

Evil Quigley!

Don't even bother.

This model doesn't even HAVE a keystone.

Why are you doing this? I want you to apologise!

Fine! I apologise!

No! You have to mean it!

Whoa. What is that?

A booster rocket!

Several more, and I'll have enough power

to leave this planet for good!

With Quigley inside?!

And if you don't apologise and REALLY mean it,

I'll only get angrier!

Huh!

Give it up, Zoe! We're best friends.

I know all your moves!

You monster! How can you do this to our friend?

Well, I AM evil! It's, like, right there in my name.

Enough! I'm sorry, Quigs, OK? I didn't mean

to hurt your feelings and ruin your costumes.

I should've said it sooner, but sometimes, friends argue

and say really stupid things that we regret,

and aren't able to say sorry for right away

because our friend has merged with an evil AI force

from outer space. But now I'm saying it. I apologise.

Aw! Well, thank goodness that's over wi...

Still don't believe you.

BOTH: What?!

How am I supposed to show you I'm sorry? Give you flowers?

I want something way more precious to you.

The ultimate sacrifice to prove you're sorry.

Your bracelet.

Never!

Thought so. Which means I'll have to keep fighting... and growing!

Activate Sticky Charm!

Argh! That charm sticks you to the ground.

But you have to be ON the ground for it to work!

Uh, uh... Activate Birdcage Charm!

I suspect most of those you fight don't know what all your charms do.

But I know all of them!

SHE CACKLES

Argh!

ZOE GRUNTING

EI: I also know all your lovely fight tricks!

QUIGLEY: Now give me the bracelet!

Never!

SHE SQUEALS

It's morning! In less than an hour, we're going to fail art class.

You've got bigger problems. She can predict your every move!

Then it's time to be unpredictable by doing the... unthinkable.

No, Zoe, don't!

Don't you see? It's counting on me to keep protecting the bracelet

so it can grow in anger and power.

There's only one way to break that.

I apologise, Quigley. Here.

CACKLING

Zoe, what did you do?!

Showed my friend I'm truly sorry.

EI MIMICS HER MOCKINGLY

It worked, Zoe! I'm back!

No! I need you angry,

or I won't have enough power to fly back home!

No can do, Miss Evil.

Zoe just gave me her bracelet.

That's a huge sacrifice. I can't stay mad at her.

POWERING DOWN

Ah! Boosters!

It's over, EI. Let her out.

Never!

Zoe! Help! I'm trapped!

Let me out, you oversized toaster oven!

Oh, your anger's back!

Let her out now!

Never! One more booster rocket to go,

and I'll be able to leave for my home planet and never return.

What about me?

What about you? SHE CACKLES

Zoe, what do we do?

Uh... Can you move at all, Quigs?

I-I think so...

No! Stay, you stupid legs!

Quigley, the bracelet!

Stop walking! No! Yes!

NO!

Activate Levitation Charm!

Rock, push it. We gotta move!

STRAINING

What are you doing? Grabbing stuff to stick to myself.

Of course (!) Why, exactly?

Just hurry!

All right, class, settle down.

It's time to see some performance art pieces

depicting art through the ages.

Who wants to go first? ALL CLAMOUR

STUDENT: Is that... Zoe?

What in the...

ALL EXCLAIMING

Well, I guess Zoe's going first. Open the windows, everybody!

QUIGLEY STRAINING

Stand still! Yes!

No! Yes! More anger, please!

Zoe? And, I assume... Quigley?

Do you want to explain why you're dressed like that?

Uh, well...

We represent art.

Quigley is a robot - modern art - and I'm...

whatever this is. Abstract art! Psst!

Zoe, seriously, what's the plan here?

Yeah, do something! This thing won't let me out!

You guys gotta trust me.

Very nice, girls.

And what is the performance art piece you'll be doing?

We will be performing what we call

the Art Through The Ages Happy Dance.

A dance?

Yeah. Since dance is also art.

Please imagine the ground is our canvas and we are the brushes.

Zoe, quick question. Are you nuts?

Anger fuels the EI, right?

Your happiness will unfuel it.

And what better way to get happy than...

Art Through The Ages Happy Dance!

But what are you gonna do for music? Ulav!

Can you patch my phone into the speaker system?

Well, it might take me a few min...

Nope, done. Wow, I'm good.

I hope I remember the routine.

I hope you remember not to step on me!

MUSIC PLAYING The Prehistoric Age!

Ha!

The... Medieval Age!

No! Stop it! I'll destroy you all!

No, you won't.

STUDENTS EXCLAIMING

Uh, look, we're seeing stars in our eyes because it's...

...the Romanticism Age!

EI PROTESTING

At least I'm not the only one who can't dance, for a change!

No!

Impressionism!

Surrealism!

Argh! I mean it! Argh!

POWERING DOWN, STUDENTS EXCLAIMING

And that's our Art Through The Ages Happy Dance.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

No! This is just awful.

SOBBING: Please! No, don't! I'm afraid of the dark!

ULAV: Wow, A-plus in art!

AND in secret space agent spy work, I might add.

Oh, please, who cares?

All I wanted to do was go home, and now I'm stuck in a jelly jar.

I'll never get off this stupid planet!

Let me assist you.

No, please don't. I'll be nice! I'll walk your pet!

VACUUM WHIRRING I love pets! No, please don't! Argh!

Guys... Quigley,

reflecting on this long, hard day, only one word comes to mind.

You mean...

BOTH: Tacos! THEY GIGGLE

Ordering!

So, Dad, we got an A-plus in art.

But... SHE GIGGLES

...I'd give Quigley and me a D-minus in making up.

Though we eventually did.

We finally admitted we overreacted.

I guess because we were oversensitive.

But now I'm... SHE YAWNS

...overtired.

Good night, Dad.

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