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? I was a normal girl Before my dad went missing

? Then his alien partner appeared You've got to save the galaxy

? There's a madman, Gore, you see You've got to stop him now

? Whoa, whoa, whoa I'm just a kid, why me, and how?

? See that bracelet from your dad? It's got secret powers

? What's that? If Gore should get it

? That's the key To set my evil army free!

? I'll gather my friends She's Agent 203

? Now she can protect the world

? It's Agent 203 Agent 203. ?

MICROWAVE BEEPS

Ah, good, old-fashioned Slorm Puffs.

Mmm! Just like Mum used to synthesise!

SMOOSH GRUNTS Don't beg, Smoosh.

You've already eaten. These are all mine.

HE SCREAMS

Quigley! Your face is melted! Who did this to you?

HE SCREAMS We're being invaded!

Calm down, Ulav. It's me, Rock.

And this is just a facial to prepare for You Be You Day.

"You Be You Day"?

Ooh, is this an Earthling holiday I somehow haven't heard about?

More importantly, what're you getting me as a gift?

Not a holiday. School event.

Every student wears an outfit that expresses themselves,

which is why I'm wearing this.

I'm expressing my love of studying nature.

Check out these specimens.

Toadstools, vegetative spores, ham sandwich... Wait, what?

That's supposed to be a slime mould.

Maybe Mom was right. I shouldn't store fungi in the kitchen fridge.

Where were you going?

Gotta stop Mom from packing slime mould for Dad's lunch.

See you at school!

And what's your costume? Goopy Monster?

No, no, no. I'm still deciding.

I'm mixing and matching from our basement wardrobe.

I can't decide between geek-chic me, or mad tech me, or...

I forget now. It's so confusing, picking the right me!

Gotta go with your gut, Quigs. What's your gut telling you?

Uh, that we both haven't decided what to wear yet?

I have! Ta-da!

Uh... We have unlimited hi-tech resources

and homemade outfits galore at our disposal,

and you choose pyjamas?!

Pyjamas perfectly express who I am.

They're comfortable and make me feel safe.

I love to keep others comfortable and safe. Simple.

Come with me. Uh!

We have to find you something else. No-one will be wearing pyjamas.

That's the point, NOT to fit in.

It's You Be You Day, not You Be Just Like Everybody Else Day!

Can you just hurry up and pick something? We'll be late.

I got it! Great. Quigley!

We'll look on the internet for inspiration! Great (!)

PHONE PINGS

Yo! Wanna peep some out-of-the-carton outfits

to amplify your rad insides on the outside, dawg?

Then check out this brand-new, cutting-edge couture!

Nothing says you're the coolest like these futuristic,

yet totes affordable, opalescent black and red hoodies!

This is what I'm talking about! Word!

This is an exclusive access offer, totes on the DL,

that hasn't even hit the market yet.

Zoe, this is perfect. We'll each wear one.

And it says delivery within the hour.

So the way we're going to express our individuality

is by dressing in the same exact hoodies?

We'll be unique together! We are a team, after all.

It's not like we're trying to fit in - it's an exclusive offer.

We'll be the only ones at school wearing them! Hm...

Besides, they look super cool.

But it's not about being cool, Quigs, it's about being ourselves.

Order now! BOTH: Order now.

What was I just saying?

MOM: Zoe! A package just arrived for you!

Hoodies? Did that seem like an oddly fast delivery?

They said within the hour. We're the only customers.

You ready to do this, bestie?

ZOE SIGHS You Be You Day, here we come!

THEY GASP

OM Gumdrops!

Exclusive hoodies mega-fail! THEY GRUNT

The ad promised we'd be unique.

How can we be unique if everyone else is unique?!

I don't know, but I do know something's up.

We should probably take these off right now.

And walk around wearing what? This shrubbery?

I have a charm that can help. Activate Cinderella Charm!

BRACELET POWERS UP

Wow. We're wearing what we wear on any normal Thursday. So boring!

Actually, perfect. You're being you, and I'm being me.

Now we need to figure out why everyone's wearing these.

That pop-up ad also appeared on MY screen.

We obvs all got the same exclusive offer.

Yeah, at the same time, no matter what we were looking at.

Exclusive - ha! It's like the new school uniform now.

What a rip-off. Now you see? This is bad!

QUIGLEY GASPS Rock?

Hey! So glad to see you guys... not wearing one of these.

Why are you wearing that thing? I wish I knew.

I was looking up side effects from eating slime mould when,

BAM, this pop-up ad appeared,

and I'm suddenly dressed like a fashion prisoner.

Something bad is up. Quick. You better take it off, Rock.

What? No! I'll be wearing nothing.

ALARM BEEPS Guh... OK, Zoe, you convinced me.

It won't come off! What IS this thing?

THEY GASP

GRUNTING, HOODIES BLEEP

Rock? Are you OK? Rock?!

QUIGLEY GASPS, CLICKING

THUD Ow.

We have a very special guest, so please give a warm welcome.

CLAPPING Who are they looking at?

Or what?

Hey, yo! I'm Queen Bee, my babies.

The B stands for "Bling"!

CROWD: We will obey you, Queen.

What are they doing now? This has gone from weird to weirder.

THEY GASP

POWER SURGE Yikes!

Whoa!

CROWD: As you command, right away. Uh...?

Rock, what command? Where are you all going?

And who is this Queen person?

Must get Mom's jewellery.

Get Grandma's earrings. Must find my aunt's gems.

It's some kind of city-wide jewellery heist.

Of all places in the galaxy,

an alien comes to Roddenberry to steal jewellery?

ZOE GASPS

BOTH: Gore. He's after the bracelet!

Well, Gore, your research is spot-on.

This You Be You Day was perfect for me to hijack

and test out my new hive mind technology.

And as predicted, my tech is killer!

Yes, yes, enough bragging. That's my department.

Now... When all of Roddenberry gives me their jewellery,

it'll be my biggest heist in several solar systems.

L-L-Love it! OK, we get it.

But don't forget our bargain. Items, now!

OK, OK. Don't get your glimblutz in a bunch.

POWER SURGE, JEWELLERY CLINKS

Ah-ha-ha! Ah-ha! At last!

HE GRUNTS

No... Grapnits! Take it all back.

There's no bracelet. POWER SURGE

It's a special bracelet. It's the key to freeing my friends!

Friends, huh? Like this green glob's got friends.

Hm? What's that? Just be patient, honey.

Don't call me honey! I'm a bee, deal with it.

Look, the drones will empty every jewellery box in town.

You'll find your bracelet. I better!

If I don't get that bracelet by nightfall,

I'll make sure you buzz off for good!

"Buzz off." Get it? Flies buzz.

Bees make more of an elegant, humming sound, like, "Hmm."

Gah! Pull back the corners of your mouth.

Oh, forget it! SHE HUMS

BLEEPING

So, that flashing ad we saw disarms the brain's neural processing

long enough for everyone to order a hoodie.

And by the time people realised

they put the hoodies on against their will, it was too late?

Once they gathered at school,

the hoodies turned everyone into total obedient drones

following instructions from the Queen.

Queen Bee, according to the Intergalactic Criminal Database.

GASPS She's the one from the pop-up ad!

She's also the biggest jewel thief in the galaxy.

The data from these suits led right to her.

She's controlling them from her ship,

using a transmitter in Roddenberry.

Transmitter? Like the Wi-Fi booster?

Wait, I recognise her!

Your dad and I heard of her back when she was just Princess Bee.

Clearly, she's gotten more dangerous.

Uh, I'm sorry, Zoe. What for?

Because of me, we almost ended up

becoming Queen Bee puppets at school.

I never should've talked you out of wearing your pyjamas.

It's fine. It's my own fault for going against my gut.

More importantly, though, what now?

Well, if the Queen sends signals to these suits...

Then there has to be a way to trace that signal backwards to...

ZOE GASPS The Queen's location!

And bingo. The signal traces back to a Class 2 space scooter.

Looks like a big, floaty beehive.

Tapping into her communication line now.

And done! What're we gonna do?

Call and politely ask her to stop controlling our friends' brains?

Call her, yeah, but keep her talking long enough

so I can hack into her central computer,

so I can jam the signal to everyone's hoodies.

Oh, yeah!

We need to disguise you as someone who typically keeps people on calls

for a re-e-eally long time.

You're going to dress up as my mum? Even better. I'll be a...

Intergalactic telemarketer? Hidey-ho!

I didn't even know outer space had telemarketers.

Telemarketers are everywhere!

And good thing, too, cos you don't wanna miss what I'm selling!

Not interested.

Oh, but you are, because, uh, I'm selling jewellery.

Jewellery? Yuppers! And it's really cheap!

This jewellery's practically a steal!

Uh, uh... Not to say you would steal.

Hm. I think I'll be going now.

Keep her on the call!

Uh, don't go! I forgot tell you my name.

It's, uh... Uh...

Anastasia Bonaparte di Biparbadian...

Come on, Zoe, just a little bit longer.

You could save the whole school! Poor Rock.

...Johnson Jameson Jerryson... Table Drink Coaster Doorknob

Short, Pudgy, Stinks-A-Little... Hey!

Who said that? Oh, forget this! QUIGLEY GRUNTS

I'm not interested in anything you have to sell to me. Bracelet!

I-I have a very special bracelet.

What's so special about it?

Well... Uh... BEEPING

Did we do it? Are we in? Uh... That's not us.

That's because it's me! SHE LAUGHS

THEY GASP

Two hoodies were unaccounted for,

and my tracer just found their exact location.

Uh-h-h... So, by "special bracelet",

do you happen to mean Gore's bracelet?

G-G-G... Who? Hm!

I doubt you're a telemarketer, but I'm coming for your product anyway.

SHE GASPS We didn't make it, and she's gone.

And on her way now to get these hoodies and your bracelet.

She'll discover our secret headquarters. What'll do we do?!

I'll get the hoodies as far from base as possible.

That'll save headquarters, but when Queen arrives, what'll save YOU?

Don't worry. I have a plan. What is it?

To battle the most famous jewel thief in the galaxy and not lose.

Right on! You've got this, girl! Yeah!

But out of curiosity... do you have a back-up plan?

Not helping, Ulav!

TYRES SCREECH, SHE GRUNTS

I can do this. I can do this!

LASER BLAST

EXPLOSION, SHE SCREAMS

Argh! I pictured you way smaller.

You know, like a... bee?

Give me that bracelet now! Your rudeness is on point, though.

Didn't anyone teach you never to criticise someone with a stinger?

Oh, great (!) She's got a butt-harpoon!

SHE GRUNTS, THEY SCREAM

Uh... Oh, puh-leeze!

Uh, ha! That was meant for your nose.

What? It's not my fault you're so tall!

ZOE SCREAMS, THUDDING

I need to turn on the charm... Several of them!

SHE GRUNTS Activate Smoke Screen Charm!

BRACELET POWERS UP

ZOE GRUNTS, BEE COUGHS

Where did you...? Yoo-hoo!

CRASHING METAL, BEE GRUNTS

Whoa, look at the size of her!

Well, have you tried getting her big toe in a sleeper hold?

Quigs! It's too dangerous, get out of here!

I disagree. The more the messier!

THEY GRUNT, CRASHING METAL

SHE GRUNTS Activate Tornado Charm!

BRACELET POWERS UP

TORNADO RUMBLES, BEE SCREAMS

TRASH RATTLES, SCREAMING

Look out, Zoe! ZOE WHIMPERS

SHE GRUNTS Woo-hoo!

Ugh! Wow. That was pretty amazing, if I do say so my...

SHE YELPS ...self.

BEE SCREAMS, SHE GROWLS

She's out!

If I can get close enough, I can capture her with my Birdcage Charm.

DRONES: Get the bracelet! Get the bracelet!

You thought you could check-mate me?!

BOTH GASP Every Queen has her worker bees.

Drones, bring her bracelet to me.

Activate Birdcage Charm! No! She beamed back to her ship.

How do we get her now?

Uh, we've actually got a more pressing ASAP to deal with...

We've got to break that spell. I can't fight my friends.

Maybe you won't have to. Let me think.

No time to think. Speak!

Remember Ulav said the ship transmits control beams

to the hoodies through a transmitter somewhere in Roddenberry?

Like a Wi-Fi booster. DRONES GROAN

If we can find it, we can destroy it

and break the signal controlling our friends!

Genius, Quigs! Well, don't shower me in any Nobels yet.

We still have no way of knowing where that router is.

DRONES MOAN DRONES: Get the bracelet...

C'mon!

DRONES MOAN

Not the brightest bees in the swarm. Wait...

You're thinking instead of speaking again, aren't you? Spill it! OK.

In theory, there is one thing we have

that could detect where that router signal's from.

Two things, actually. The hoodies, of course!

But there's still a problem.

The Queen controls whoever wears a hoodie.

Not me. Activate Umbrella Charm!

BRACELET POWERS UP

Umbrella Charm? Is that some sort of force field?

Exactamundo!

This should keep the Queen's hive mind brainwaves

from getting to my Zoe brainwaves.

Oh, yes! For eight minutes or so.

Then it needs to recharge. Oh, no!

Eight minutes is all I need. Let's synchronise our phones.

I'll stay out of sight, but with you on the communicator.

Once I find that transmitter, I'll smash it to bits!

I've got this!

Whoa! The signal is strong, but the Umbrella Charm is holding.

SHE GASPS The transmitter! It's gotta be.

Zoe, go!

How am I doing on time? Three minutes left.

You're heading towards the school. Ooh, I feel dizzy. I can't drive!

Touch the scooter. You're right.

I see the beam about 50 feet ahead.

It seems to be in front of the school.

I think I can make it on foot. The school statue.

Uh-oh, drones. 'Are they after you?' I don't think so.

All right, I'm getting closer. BEE WHISPERS: Get the bracelet.

But first I need to...

HOODIE BEEPS Get the bracelet.

'What?' Found it!

Now, to obey the Queen and... 'Zoe, snap out of it. Focus!'

HOODIE POWERS DOWN Huh? Oh, man.

I went hive mind for a second there.

'Eyes on the prize, girl.' I got this.

BEE: Get the bracelet. HOODIE BEEPS

Right after I give my all powerful supreme leader Queen my bracelet.

'Zoe!' I'm awake, I'm awake!

SHE GRUNTS Must... fight... through!

ROCK: Get the brace... let?

Zoe, you got company. DRONES GROAN

I can handle them, as long as the charm holds.

'Hurry, Zoe!' ZOE GRUNTS

Give in to my sweet, sweet power, little one.

Bring me that bracelet! I made it, Quigs. Time to end this!

SHE GRUNTS

Huh? QUIGLEY GASPS

STATIC HUMMING No, no, no!

Zoe, listen to me. Don't take orders from anyone.

Snap out of it! Trust in yourself, your gut.

DRONES GROAN

When you do, you make the right decision.

When you don't, you do something you regret,

like letting me talk you into ordering these hypnotising hoodies!

Hoodies... You know what's right, Zoe. You be you!

You be you. You be you.

I-I am me!

ROCK GROANS

ZOE GRUNTS It's too strong!

DRONES: Get the bracelet. Mwah-ha-ha-ha!

Guys, listen! You are not mindless drones.

You are unique individuals.

DRONES: Get the bracelet. Get the bracelet.

If I can resist this hive mind, you all can, too. Just think!

What makes each of you YOU and only you?

I was gonna wear pyjamas today.

Ha-ha... Huh? Rock! Listen, it's me!

Your buddy, Zoe? Zoe Stranek?

You remember what makes you YOU, don't you, Rock?

Get the bracelet.

You're strong. You love gaming... Uh...

You're real into science. Get the bracelet.

You're the only person I know who keeps toads in his pockets.

Get the... Get the... Uh... HOODIE POWERS DOWN

Get the facts right, Zoe, it's toadstools!

Hey, I'm me again. Neat. Huh?

ELECTRICAL FIZZING Huh? Huh!

No! Nuh-uh! Get the bracelet, my drones!

I order you to get the bracelet! Now!

Eric, remember the time you stood up to that school bully?

Uh... Of course. Best day of my life.

Connie, remember when you performed that solo piano piece?

Ravel's Gaspard De La Nuit.

Took me a week just to learn how to pronounce it!

Well, I enjoy baking cupcakes that look like celebrities.

I pretend to like jazz dance just to embarrass my brother.

I change my hairstyle every month to cover up my huge insecurity.

FIZZLES OUT

Ha-ha-ha! Yeah!

Mwah-ha-ha!

What's so funny? I just won.

Ha-ha! And I just learned your real name, Zoe Stranek!

And very soon, Gore will learn it, too, when I tell him!

No! Mm-hm. We have to stop her!

Quick, we've gotta tell Ulav!

And now she knows my identity!

We need to call in back-up now, Ulav! If Gore finds out...

Already taken care of! ALL: Huh?

Take a look at this surveillance footage

taken from Queen Bee's ship just minutes ago.

What do you mean, you didn't get the bracelet? We had a deal!

Easy, tiny brain, I've got something even better.

I know the identity of who has the bracelet.

Huh? What? Tell me, tell me, tell me! It's...

What the...? Hey! Intergalactic Agency!

You're under arrest, Queen Bee!

No! So close. Hey, you! You look a lot like...

I... need a tissue. Bye!

Huzzah!

Wow. Seeing Gore cry like that, I almost felt sorry for him.

ALL LAUGH Good one, Zoe!

Totally believed you for a sec! You almost got me there!

Next time it's You Be You Day, you'll be you and I'll be me. Deal?

Deal. THEY CHUCKLE

Well, Dad, let me tell you, if you ever have a choice

between being yourself and following the crowd,

make sure you always choose you.

Being yourself is what makes you unique,

like a secret space agent who loves to wear PJs!

And no-one should ever be afraid to express who they really are.

OK, well... night, Dad.

STATIC BUZZES

BUZZING, ZOE SHRIEKS

Oh, just a mosquito!

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