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? I was a normal girl Before my dad went missing

? Then his alien partner appeared

? You've got to save the galaxy. There's a madman, Gore, you see

? You've got to stop him Now

? Whoa, whoa, whoa I'm just a kid, why me?

? And how?

? See that bracelet from your dad?

? It's got secret powers What's that?

? If Gore should get it That's the key

? To set my evil army free

? I'll gather my friends She's Agent 203

? Now she can protect the world

? It's Agent 203 Agent 203. ?

TV: 'MudToberfest is coming this fall!

'Three fun-smeared days of music, mayhem, and m-u-u-u-d!

'Get down and dirty this October 30 at MudToberfest.

'Tickets on sale now. Restrictions applied.'

I can't believe we're actually going to MudToberfest!

Three days of deafening music and sweaty crowds

in a mud-soaked field. We're gonna have so much fun!

Are you sure your mom's OK with chaperoning us?

Yeah, of course. I just need to ask her first.

You haven't asked her yet?! I was getting around to it.

I just need to... build up the courage.

QUIGLEY GROANS

Well, there go my dreams of crowd surfing in a mud pit.

Chill, it'll be fine. She's totally gonna say yes. Mm-hm (!)

THIS... is what you wanna go to?!

Mud... Tober... fest? Yes...?

Zoe, I'm sorry,

but there is no way I'm taking you to something like this.

It's nothing but a bunch of kids destroying their eardrums

and rolling around in the dirt. Well, when you put it like that...

Ugh - look, girls,

I remember how much I wanted to go to the cool older kid concerts

when I was your age.

So we can go? Yeah!

No! What kind of mother would I be if I took you there?

Uh... a cool mother? Zoe...

It's not fair. Quigley's parents are letting her go.

Yeah, about that.

GIGGLES You haven't asked them yet?

I was waiting to see how your mom reacted.

ZOE GROANS

I'm sorry, Zoe. One day, you'll understand

that I'm only looking out for you.

Yeah, I know. ZOE SIGHS

It's not fair. Mom went to all kinds of mud concerts when she was my age.

Ugh! Whatever. I don't even want to hear the word "mom" again today.

ULAV GASPS My mum is coming to visit!

Oh, my sweet, dear old mother.

She'd do anything for me. I love her so much.

I wish I had a mom that would do anything for me.

Must be nice. Huh? Mm? CRACKLING

Oh! These materialisers always tickle. Now, where's my boy?

ULAV GASPS Mum!

You weren't due to arrive for another week.

Oh, I know, but I just couldn't wait to see where my son works.

So... this is it.

Oh, Mum, I've missed you so much. Yes, yes, I've missed you too, Ulav.

Now, are you gonna introduce me to your co-workers or not?

Oh. Yes. Of course.

Mum, this is Zoe.

I used to be partners with her dad, Spencer. Remember Spencer, Mum?

Zoe, this is my mother, Elav. You are...

...beautiful! A credit to your species.

Your clothes, your hair, your aura - I love it all. Th-Thank you.

I remember your father. I liked Spencer.

Really knew how to keep my Ulav in line.

Now, dear, you must simply tell me

about all the important work you do here.

I hope Ulav doesn't bother you too much with his mess.

He never could keep his pod clean. Uh... I'm Quigley.

She seems nice (!) Mm-hm!

CHUCKLES SOFTLY

Hm. I remember going to concerts when I was younger.

I just don't remember them being so muddy.

Oh, Zoe, am I being too hard on you?

You ARE growing up. Maybe I need to accept that.

And maybe I do need to be the "cool mom".

FUNKY MUSIC

Whoo! Ah-ha!

OK.

And this is where we analyse confiscated alien tech.

SHE SNIFFS

Is that prolavian syphate?

Ulav, don't you clean your workstation?

I taught you better than that. Actually, I was the one who...

Oh, you're sweet, dear,

but my Ulav's always shied away from cleaning.

Isn't that right, Ulav? Well, I wouldn't say that.

Ugh! What is that? Ugh!

My pudding! I wondered where that went. Thanks, Mum.

HE EATS NOISILY

Um, maybe we could create a cleaning schedule.

That's a wonderful idea, Zoe. You're so smart and attentive.

IA should put you in charge of the sector. Oh, I...

I don't know what's gotten into my Ulav.

He used to have such great hygiene.

Oh! The one day I didn't scoop out my slime gills.

It's this town. It's had a bad influence on you, Ulav.

I took a stroll down your main street this morning,

and I didn't like what I saw one bit.

'Wheeled vehicles polluting the air.'

SHE COUGHS

'Sugary liquids making everything sticky.'

Oh, my! Urgh!

'And these metal installations you have everywhere,

'just asking for quadrupeds to soil them in public.'

SHE WHIMPERS Disgusting!

ULAV EATS NOISILY

Welcome to Roddenberry. NERVOUS LAUGH

It was horrible, simply horrible.

But I can't even think straight until this place is tidy.

Now shoo! Shoo!

I'm gonna do a deep clean, and you'll only get in the way.

Now, where can I find some plutonium with bleach?

What just happened? We can't let her run amok in there.

Oh, relax, Quigley. My mother's harmless.

What kind of trouble could a sweet little old alien

possibly cause during a spring cleaning?

HUMMING TUNELESSLY

After I clean up the office,

I'll clean up the town with Ulav and that dear Zoe.

They just need some guidance, is all.

BEEPING

Oh, now, that's interesting.

I still don't think we should be leaving her alone in there.

Quigley, Ulav's right - she's harmless.

And she's doing our cleaning. It's a win-win.

She's so sweet. ZOE'S MOTHER: Zoe.

Uh... Quick, hide!

'Sups, peeps?

Uh... Mrs Stranek? ..hi, Mom.

Yo, I was just thinking about homework.

Isn't homework wack? YOLO! Um...

Ugh! Never mind.

Did we just encounter another species?

What was that all about? I don't know. I don't wanna know.

Whoa, whoa, whoa! BANG

Hey, Rock. Uh... are you OK?

I was just drinking my soda when my cup exploded. That's weird.

HORNS BEEPING, TYRES SCREECHING

Almost as weird as the tyres of two cars

blowing out at the same time.

At least your mom will be happy, Ulav.

Wasn't she just complaining about sugary drinks and fast cars?

What? No. This was just a coincidence.

I mean, she said she hated fire hydrants, too.

DRONE: Step away from the target.

Coincidence? Can somebody tell me what's going on here?

OK, I'm in. BEEPING

Basically, Rock, Ulav's neat-freak mom locked herself in HQ

and now seems to be running a town-wide clean-up mission,

using IA drones. No, no, no, no. That's not possible!

Ulav, I know how you feel.

Your mom's really nice and supportive. Yeah, to Zoe.

But you have to call her and figure this out NOW.

We'll try to buy you some time. But...

Talk to her, Ulav.

Fine but you'll see, this is just a big misunderstanding.

My dear mother wouldn't know a drone if it drove up to her face and said,

"Hi, I'm a drone. D-R-O-N-E. Remember that fact."

You go do your thing, and I'll have this sorted out

before anyone can say, "Mother knows best."

Cool, thanks, dude. Those drones owe me a soda. Let's go.

ANXIOUS PANTING

Mum? 'Oh, Ulav. I was trying to get

'these drones of yours to clean up the town,

'but I don't approve of all this aggression.

'I think I may have pressed a wrong button.'

Mum, you need to... 'They all look the same.

'Who designed this console?'

Er, Mum, listen to me. You need to...

'All these buttons, how do they expect

'a sweet old lady to hit the right ones?'

Mum, this is really...

'Those IA engineers should be ashamed of themselves.'

HE GROANS

There's lots of people out.

How are we going to explain all these drones?

Don't worry - IA tech is sleek and stealthy.

No-one will ever notice them. MAN: Look, drones!

So many of them. Wow, there's no missing that.

Anyone got a plan B? Leave that to me.

SLURPS DRINK

Activate Magnet Charm.

CRACKLING

SNIFFING

CRACKLING

Great job, Zoe. Keep it up.

There's no telling how many more of these things there are.

That's the plan,

but you and Rock need to keep everyone in the square.

These drones are stalking people, so we need them all in one place.

So you can get all the drones at once.

Good idea! But we'll need some disguises.

BEEPING

There. I'm a TV host, you're a cameraman.

You just need a camera.

There you go. A mobile IA small alien containment unit.

It won't actually video anything,

but you can always trap a Glumnork in it if you see one.

HE CHUCKLES Thanks.

OK, we all know our jobs. Let's do this.

What on earth is that? Those drones are acting weird.

Mighty suspicious, if'n you ask me...

All right, you ready?

Surprise! You've just been Drone Zoned.

That's right, you're on Drone Zone -

the only hidden-camera show where the pranks all involve drones.

EXCITED CHATTER

Activate Mag... Uh...

Wow, look at all those drones. This is the mother of all pranks.

Wait, I don't get it. Who's getting pranked?

I need a selfie.

CRACKLING

GASPS

PANICKED YELLS

I'm here on the set of Drone Zone,

the hot new show starring me, StreamQueen21.

Remember to like, comment and share.

Mum, just let me in.

No. I always get blamed for everything, it's not fair.

I'm only trying to help,

and now you're accusing me of trying to destroy your town.

No, Mum, that's not what I'm saying.

Oh, you're just like your father, Ulav.

He'd always blame me when anything went wrong.

COMPUTER: 'IA drone self-destruct mode initiated.'

Huh? Who said that? Oh, Mum!

Thanks for watching Drone Zone. That's Drone Zone - coming this fall

on the Drone Channel. Woohoo! Yeah!

I ain't never heard of that channel.

All right, that's a wrap, everyone. Thanks for...

COMPUTER VOICE: 'IA drone self-destruct mode, initiated.

'Self-destruct in T-minus five minutes.'

Hey, everybody, it's another prank. LAUGHTER, APPLAUSE

Guys? What's happening?

The giant drone ball is going to explode!

We have to stop it! How?

There. There's an IA reset button at the base of each drone.

Press that, and it should power down.

But there's a million of these things.

We don't have enough fingers. Don't we?

Attention, Roddenberry. As a thank-you for your participation,

we're holding a Drone Zone sweepstakes.

See that little red button on the bottom of each drone?

Whoever can push the most red buttons wins a million bucks.

EXCITED CHATTER

BEEPING

GRUNTING

BEEPING

Ugh! There's no way to reach the ones in the middle.

If even one of these blows, it'll set off a chain reaction.

Guys, we need to shut them all down at once. It's the only way.

The command console in HQ. Go. We'll get these people out of here.

OK, everybody, we have our winner - that girl who just ran off.

Congratulations, miss. Now, let's all go home.

GRUMBLING That seems unlikely.

MAN: Yeah, there's no way she pushed more buttons than me.

I'm still going - look. ALL TALKING AT ONCE

Zoe.

YELPS Mom!

Look, Zoe, I've been thinking about this,

and, well, I want you to know

how important it is for me to be a supportive mother.

I love you, Zoe, and...

Mom, I can't talk right now - major emergency!

Um... OK. How about later?

Will your emergency be over by dinnertime?

Um... I gotta go. Bye!

YELLING Ulav? What are you doing out here?!

My mum won't let me in. Is that Zoe?

Zoe, I'm so glad you're here.

Ulav won't stop blaming me for trying to destroy your town.

I'm not blaming you!

We don't have time for this. Oh!

Ulav should have never left me alone with all this tech.

What did he think was gonna happen?

This is all his fault! MUM!

BEEPING

I can't shut it down. Ulav, why can't I shut it down?

Mum, did you activate a reverse encryption cypher on the drones?

Ulav, do I look like I know what any of those words mean?

What DO those words mean?

It means she somehow programmed an activation code

that can only be undone by punching it in backwards.

Mum, you need to tell us what buttons you pushed.

"Mum, do this, Mum, do that." Ulav, you're an adult!

You need to solve your own problems. I just need the code!

There you go again, making demands of your poor mother.

ULAV YELLS

CHEERING, CHATTERING

Rock, we need to get rid of these people.

Hey, I'm not the one who told them they'd win a million bucks

if they stayed on this ball. Ugh! Attention, everyone.

First person to, uh... tag my cameraman

will win TWO million bucks.

Huh? WHISPERS: Run!

I did it, I win! Where's my prize?

Um... It was another prank. Everyone, stay on the ball.

Am I the only one that doesn't get the rules of this show?

SHE GROANS

Mom, you don't understand, the drones are going to...

I can't believe you're treating me like this.

I should have never let you leave the planet!

Just look at the mess you've made here.

I want you to know how important it is to me

to be a supportive mother. I love you, Zoe.

Stop it!

Elav, you've raised your son to be a wonderful agent,

and now it's time to support him the only way you can -

BY TELLING US WHAT BUTTONS YOU PUSHED!

I knew I liked you for a reason.

You really know how to cut through the static

and get things done.

But sorry, dear, I have no idea what buttons I pushed.

I was just dazzled by the lights.

COMPUTER: 'Self-destruct in T-minus one minute.'

Then it's over.

No, it's not. Elav, I need your handbag.

My gill powder.

There.

HE GASPS You dusted for prints!

We know what buttons she pushed, but we don't know the order.

'Self-destruct in T-minus 30 seconds.'

I'll just write a pattern programme that should be able to give us

all the possible combinations... There.

'15... 14... 13... Oh, no.

We'll never get through them all. No, but the computer might.

'Eight... seven... six...'

Come on, come on. Well, if this is the way it ends,

I'm glad I got to give this place a scrub-down first.

It looks... great, Mum.

'Two... one...

'Deactivation code entered.

'Self-destruct sequence cancelled.' Oh!

'Have a nice day.' WHOOPING

Was that it? Honestly, I don't know what all the fuss was about.

You've always been such a drama queen, Ulav,

blowing everything out of proportion. Oh, Mother.

Hey, the lights shut off. They did. They did!

You all won Drone Zone! CHEERING

Wait, so do we all get a million bucks?

Cos I've got my eyes on a boat.

I am gonna write a strongly-worded letter to your network.

Thanks, everyone. Your cheques are in the mail. Bye!

I'm so proud of you, Ulav.

You've saved the town. Maybe there's hope for you yet.

Well, I couldn't have done it without... Zoe?

Mom? Zoe!

All right, I've thought about it,

and I've decided that I'll take you to MudToberfest.

Huh? After all, it's what a cool mom like me would do.

Oh, Mom, you ARE cool.

You're my mom, and you're a great one,

and that makes you cooler than anybody. Hmm.

GRUNTING

You sure know how to pick the perfect partner, Dad.

Ulav's the best and so is Mom.

She's the greatest mom and the coolest person I know.

And after MudToberfest... she's gonna be the muddiest one too!

SHE LAUGHS

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