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♪ When was the last time you got up before the sun ♪

♪ And watched while the night and day ♪

♪ Melted into one? ♪

♪ When was the last time you really looked at rain ♪

♪ Dripping down the gutter, splashing on the windowpane? ♪

♪ My fondest memories are tied around these things ♪

♪ Sunday school, bedtime rules ♪

♪ Grandma's squeaky swing ♪

♪ Sneaking out behind the barn ♪

♪ My love would meet me there ♪

♪ Tripping in the hallway over Grandpa's rocking chair ♪

♪ Back in the country, now I know you're gonna say ♪

♪ Back in the country ♪

♪ Don't you wish that you had stayed? ♪

♪ Back in the country ♪

♪ Where the roses still grow wild ♪

♪ Back in the country ♪

♪ Where you walked those country miles ♪

♪ When was the last time ♪

♪ You saw sundown through a tree ♪

♪ When was the last time ♪

♪ That you heard a Bobwhite song? ♪

♪ When was the last time ♪

♪ I'll bet it's been too long ♪

♪ Back in the country... ♪

♪ Make you blue ♪

♪ But I just saw a picture of a railroad track ♪

♪ And some old shack ♪

♪ And me and you ♪

♪ Guess I'd better straighten out my mind ♪

♪ Straighten it out ♪

♪ Go to bed ♪

I'm going to take the...

I'll need you at the office later, okay?

...I have to take the kids to school...

You don't have to start following her until...

♪ And a whole lot has happened since then ♪

♪ But tonight babe your memory's awfully strong on my mind ♪

♪ And I would like to see you again ♪

That was the Man in Black,

and this is WHN 1050 on your dial,

the home of country music in New York City.

It's a beautiful Monday here in the Big Apple

so if you city slickers are feelin' blue,

stay right here.

We'll be right back.

- Stavros! - Ah, Leonida.

It's been a long time, long time.

- My wife. - How do you do, Mrs. Niotes?

♪ Left her momma crying with her head in her hands ♪

I just got in, I have to leave!

Tomorrow, I go with him to Washington.

So take good care of my wife.

♪ She said, momma, I got to go, I gotta get outta here ♪

♪ I gotta get out of town, I'm tired of hangin' around ♪

♪ I gotta roll on ♪

♪ Between the ditches ♪

♪ It's just an ordinary story ♪

♪ 'bout the way things go ♪

♪ 'Round and around nobody knows ♪

♪ But the highway goes on forever ♪

Father! Father?

Come in here and look at this! It's beautiful. I want one.

♪ Lord, she never would've done it ♪

♪ If she hadn't got drunk ♪

♪ If she hadn't started runnin' ♪

♪ With a travelin' man ♪

♪ If she hadn't started takin' ♪

♪ Those crazy chances ♪

♪ She said, daughter, let me tell... ♪

No, you stay here. I'm fine.

- You watch your mother. - Going to The Plaza, Mr. N-Niotes?

♪ ...he'll be long gone before you know it ♪

That was Rodney Crowell. And now, real quick,

here's another newcomer doing very well.

And I hear she's a New Yorker.

Christy Miller, "Kentucky Nights".

Keep her right here, Sam.

Sam who?

Well, what's your name?

My name's Deborah.

That's why I called you Sam.

You make sense.

I'll take the tangerine if you give me a butt.

What are you, a cop?

What, do I look like a cop?

Could be. My brother was a cop. So?

So your brother was a cop.

Take the drive up here, will you, Sam?

Okay, boss.

♪ City life... ♪

Who's your friend with the beard?

You a Mafia or somethin'?

You smoke too much.

Doin' a lot better. Used to be three packs.

Your friend with the beard is weird.

I'm gonna finish a pack now.

- Too much. - I know.

Goddamn things are killin' people.

- I gotta stop. - Yeah, I stopped.

♪ Now, lover ♪

♪ You mean so much more to me ♪

Your friend, he don't smoke,

- don't like music... - Uh-huh.

You weird like your friend with the beard?

Me? Oh, no, Sam.

Me, I'm a charmer.

Get off up here.

I'd like to.

Oh, Sam!

♪ City... ♪

Okay, Sam, I'll see you later.

I think you will, boss.

I don't know what I like better about you,

your freckles or... your freckles.

- Oh, you are a... - Mm-hmm.

Daddy! Daddy!

- Daddy! - Wait for me, Stefania!

Oh, my God! Best girls on earth!

I knew you were coming today. I knew it.

- I knew too, Daddy. - You did not.

I was the one who said "Let's wait a little longer."

You didn't say anything.

- But I thought it. - She thought it.

She's just lying, Dad.

No, I'm not.

Oh, you're smoking, Johnny.

- Jesus! How'd that get there? - "How'd that get there?"

- That's Sam, fellas. This is Steffie. - Ow!

- How's it going, Steffie? - Pretty good.

- And Gina. - Howdy, Gina.

- Howdy. - Gotta drive.

Okay. Go ahead, Sam. Have a good day.

See ya later, kids. Nice to meet you.

So long, Daddy.

- Is that a new one? - What do you think?

- She's very pretty. - I liked her freckles.

Oh, did she have freckles?

Yeah, Daddy. She had a lot of freckles.

- Oh. - Daddy noticed the freckles.

- Well, thanks a lot, Stefania. - What about Christy?

Ah, Christy, Christy, Christy.

"Christy, Christy, Christy." You always say that, Daddy.

Why do you do that? It's so cute.

I don't know why I do that.

I haven't seen you for two days!

It's been two days, Daddy.

Shut up, idiot. Stop repeating everything I say.

- I'm not! - You are!

Well, maybe she has the same thought.

You keep beating her to it.

I have the same thought.

Very boring.

Daddy, can I have a pineapple?

What are you gonna do with a pineapple in school?

Who's gonna cut it for you?

Your mother'll buy you a pineapple.

How is your mother?

- She's okay. - She's okay.

She threw a jar of roses at Dad...

- I mean at Cliff. - Roses, huh?

I don't know why I called him "Dad."

I don't call him that anymore.

Don't worry about it, kid.

Mommy likes for us to call him "Dad."

No. She doesn't care.

Don't worry about it. This is kid shit.

Call the guy whatever you want.

I mean, you see a lot more of him than me.

I'm the one who left.

I sometimes wish you were together.

Well, then we wouldn't have met Christy or Alicia.

Or Suzanna. Is she still in Albuquerque, New Mexico?

Yeah, she'll be there for a while.

Christy's so funny. I like her.

- I like Alicia. - I like Alicia, too.

I didn't say I didn't like her.

You like Christy better.

No, I don't. I like them both.

Sometimes I feel sorry for Christy, though.

- Why is that, angel? - I don't know.

Christy is funny, Daddy.

Christy's in love with you, Daddy.

Yeah, well, I love her too.

But you're not in love with her.

What the hell do you know about it?

Women's intuition.

It's women's intuition, Daddy.

Will you cut that out!

- Come on. You'll be late. - You finish that case, Daddy?

That's why you didn't see me. Started a new one today.

- You got a date tonight? - How about the cab driver?

Good. I don't like when you're alone.

Stop worrying. You'll get an ulcer.

- I love you, Daddy. - Ah, Gina, my Gina.

When can we have dinner?

- How about tomorrow? - Okay.

- Bye. - See you later.

Be nice to your mother!

Good luck tonight, Daddy!

Good luck tonight, Daddy!

There you go again! Stop doing it!

Yo! Cab!

Take me down to Wall Street, will you?

♪ No one to talk with, all by myself ♪

♪ No one to walk with, but I'm happy on the shelf ♪

♪ Ain't misbehavin', I'm savin' my love ♪

♪ I know for certain the one I love ♪

♪ I'm through with flirtin' ♪

♪ It's just you I'm thinkin' of ♪

♪ Ain't misbehavin', I'm savin' my love ♪

♪ Like Jack Horner in the corner ♪

♪ Don't go nowhere, and I don't care ♪

♪ All your kisses are worth waitin' for ♪

♪ Believe me ♪

♪ I don't stay out late, don't care to go ♪

♪ I'm home about eight, just me and my radio ♪

God, she looks awful pretty in that dress.

Keep your mind on business, Charles. Is it dark yet?

- I don't think so. - Whatever you say, Chas.

You think she's gonna meet the boyfriend

or the husband or...

We're gonna find out. Come on, let's go.

Mm, oh, it's so hard to say.

Yeah, I think it happened once, but...

You never know...

- Do you love him? - No.

Are you sure?

Yes.

I'll see you later. Bye!

It's a hotel!

Good, Chas.

- Can I help you, sir? - No, thank you. I...

Well, uh...

Yeah, uh, do you have...

Actually, I've eaten, uh, so maybe...

Do you, do you have a specialty?

Or I could have...

I could have a tomato juice on the rocks, I-I guess.

- Very good. - Unless you... thanks.

Forget it. Hold that one. I never want to talk to her.

Wait. Hold on a second, Amy. The gaucho just showed up.

Mrs. Martin's boyfriend.

He's got a girl with him I wish I knew.

No. No.

I don't know who the other girl is.

I'll tell ya, I'm gonna find out.

Tell Johnny where we are, will ya?

Gotta go, kiddo. I'll see you later.

Yo, Mary, you got a butt?

It's Sylvia.

Glad to hear it, Sylvia. You got a butt?

Sure. Why not?

Something wrong with your eyes, Junior?

Yeah. I'm dazzled by your allure.

- Mm-hmm. - Got a match?

- Where you gonna be later? - I'm busy.

With the gaucho?

Maybe. What's it to you? You know him?

No. Nuh-uh. Do you?

Aren't you getting a bit nosy?

How can I help it?

Nah, he's just a friend. Rich kid.

He's cute, though.

At least I can see his eyes.

Well, the shades come off at midnight.

Where you gonna be?

- Here you are, sir. - What? Oh.

Alright, thank you.

Georgie-George, one of the great men. Can I use the phone?

Sure, Johnny, go ahead. You workin'?

Nah, never.

Yeah, honey, will you get me the Algonquin.

Honey, page Arthur Brodsky in the lobby for me, will you?

- Mr. Arthur Bromsky! - Mr. Arthur Bromsky!

- Mr. Arthur Bromsky! - Yeah, yeah.

- Telephone. - Brodsky.

Brodsky.

Yeah? Hey, Johnny. What's happening?

What? What are you doin' at the...?

Oh, yeah? Really?

Uh-huh. Uh-huh.

Not much.

Mrs. Martin's just leavin' with the boyfriend.

What? Oh, not again. Christy's not that dumb.

Tipp City, pal. Do not worry, I'll be there.

- What was that? - Johnny. No big deal.

Go, go, go, go!

Maybe we better stop leavin' the boyfriend out of the reports, Chas.

- Boyfriend! - Four times this week already, bro'.

- Yeah, but never alone with him. - Yeah.

- Until today. - That's what I mean.

I don't like this. I don't like this at all.

Easy, easy. Good. Right here.

♪ Are melting away ♪

♪ I'll make a brand new start of it ♪

♪ In old New York ♪

Thanks, pal.

♪ If I can make it there... ♪

He asks a lotta questions, the husband.

Is it dark yet?

Yeah, I guess.

Good. Whew.

Just one hit for me. It's gonna be a long night.

Hmm. Me too.

Look at it this way, Chas.

She's in pre-bop with the boyfriend.

She's in post-bop with the husband.

If she goes into post-bop with the boyfriend,

she'll be in... eh,

she'll be in ex-bop with the husband.

And if she's in ex-bop with the husband,

the case is over, we get paid,

and... well, then, it's every man for himself.

Yeah, but it's the post-bop with the boyfriend that worries me.

Yeah, well, it's the post-bop with the boyfriend

that worries everybody.

That's what we got the job for.

Chas, remember?

- Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Chas, remember?

I know, I know, I know.

No, no, no, I'm going. Keep it. I'm gonna go see Johnny.

You call me at Christy's later if you can, alright?

I'll see ya.

Hello, beautiful.

♪ Fallen ♪

♪ I have no place left to go ♪

♪ No one to help me ♪

♪ I've been sinkin' like a stone ♪

♪ I been callin' the Blues ♪

♪ My firstborn ♪

♪ And one old lonely room my home ♪

♪ I've been blinded by these city lights ♪

♪ Dreamin' of Kentucky nights ♪

♪ What's a country girl like me to do? ♪

♪ I've been livin' with my foolish pride ♪

♪ And driven by the rain ♪

♪ But there's nothin' in this city ♪

♪ But the heartbreak and the pain ♪

♪ Now, lover ♪

♪ You mean so much more to me ♪

♪ Been livin' in this lonely town ♪

♪ And tryin' to be free ♪

♪ I've been spending all my time up north alone ♪

♪ But those Appalachian Mountains ♪

♪ Are my home ♪

♪ I've been blinded by these city lights ♪

♪ Dreamin' of Kentucky nights ♪

♪ What's a country girl like me to do? ♪

♪ I've been livin' with my foolish pride ♪

♪ And driven by the rain ♪

♪ But there's nothin' in this city ♪

♪ But the heartbreak and the pain ♪

♪ I did my best ♪

♪ Can't get no rest ♪

♪ I tried to make these city ways my own ♪

♪ I tried to find ♪

♪ What's on my mind ♪

♪ But I guess that country feeling's in my bones ♪

♪ I've been blinded by these city lights ♪

♪ And dreamin' of Kentucky nights ♪

♪ What's a country girl like me to do? ♪

♪ I've been livin' with my foolish pride ♪

♪ And driven by the rain ♪

♪ But there's nothin' in this city ♪

♪ But the heartbreak and the pain ♪

You're a shit!

Christy Miller, ladies and gentlemen!

Christy Miller!

I, for one, am sick and tired, honey. Sick and tired.

I'm not going to be another one of your passive ladies

trembling at the thought of you,

willing to put up with any kind of maltreatment

just for the glorious opportunity

of spending a glorious night with you

once in a week, once in a blue moon.

No, sir. Not by a long shot, honey.

Un-uh. No way.

Unfortunately, honey, you're some kisser.

- And you're very mean to me. - Very mean.

What you need is a nice guy who watches every set,

has drinks waiting for you in the dressing room,

rubs your feet at night, sprays your throat,

tells you how terrific you are...

makes eggs in the morning...

You made eggs. Once.

And I burned 'em.

I thought they were delicious.

Why did you look at your watch?

Wanted to know what time it was.

Why, do you have a date?

Yeah. Redhead.

Tall, freckles. She's a cab driver.

She gonna take you for a ride?

A little ride.

You're such a liar. I think.

Yo, Christy!

- It's Arthur. - Sounds like him.

What is Arthur doing here?

I don't know. Why don't you ask him?

Did you tell Arthur to come down here?

Why would I tell Arthur to come down here?

Something's fishy. Come in!

Hello, Christy. Pardon the intrusion.

I've been lookin' for Johnny. Have...

- Hello, Johnny. - Yeah, what's up, kid?

- Well, we got a little problem. - We got a little problem.

Yeah, on the Martin case. Leon is furious...

Furious! He's foaming at the mouth.

In point of fact, you're right. And he said if...

If you're not down here right away,

you're all fired.

Well, I guess you better go.

Yeah. Guess I better go.

I'll, uh, see you soon, hmm?

I doubt it!

Oh, sure, just sure.

Hey! Where you going?

Yeah, but I gotta get this guy...

Sylvia, I don't know what I'm gonna be doing later yet.

I gotta find some other guy, first.

I'd love to be with both of you, particularly your friend Tulips!

Hey. How ya doin', Chasy-boy?

Whoa, whoa, whoa, brother!

- Oh, God, thanks. - What the hell you doin' here?

I don't know. I don't know what I'm doing.

- You smoke that whole joint? - I was just standing there...

- That whole joint. - ...lookin' at her.

And the next thing I know, I'm out here

on these skates like an idiot...

Look, we're gonna get ourselves in big trouble here.

You know that. I think we should take things just a little bit light.

I know, but let me kiss her on the mouth.

Aw, the husband's gonna like that one.

Oh, no, no, Arthur! I've got that figured out.

- What? - What?

You got that figured out.

Oh, yeah, yeah! If the boyfriend...

Yo, Chasy. What are you doin'?

You better take yourself a little break here or somethin'.

I'll be right back.

Yo, Tulips. You two know each other?

Huh? Who? Her? No.

Whoa, dope. Sylvia, Tulips, this is, what's your name again?

- Boy, what a maneuver. - Not bad, huh?

Just give him your name, kid. He's tenacious as hell.

They call me Barbara Jo.

Hey, Barbara Jo, what do you know?

How about a little skate? Come on, let's go!

Oh! Are you okay?

I'm very well, thank you. How are you?

♪ Pardon me if I'm sentimental ♪

♪ When we say goodbye ♪

Sam, Sam, the ice cream man. How was your day, kid?

I'm starving.

Yeah? What did you have in mind?

I'm not particular.

Frozen pizza?

Well...

I'm a little particular.

Yeah, well, I know a little French joint.

Sounds chic.

Chic it ain't.

Deborah. How ya doin'?

Fine, fine. Creep.

- Friend of yours? - Briefly.

His heart is broken. You can see it all over his sleeve.

- You think so? - I can see why too.

You're just a romantic.

Yeah? What's wrong with romance?

Nothing wrong with it. It's just hard to come by.

Never had much of that, huh, kid?

Not much. I just don't like to sleep alone, I guess.

Gotta bundle! Why don't you bundle?

- Why don't I bundle? - Yeah. Bundling.

A guy and a girl sleep in the same bed,

but there's a board between them, a wooden board.

He can see her, he can hear her breathe,

but he can't touch her.

What are they gonna do if they can't handle it?

They get splinters.

♪ We wanted it all ♪

This line here, this is your heart line.

It shows you're very emotional.

Emotions are terrific.

Besides, nobody can help how they feel.

Uh-oh. Now here's a problem.

What's that?

- You're married, right? - Right.

Well, that line's a little short, it's weak.

But that's not what I'm worried about.

No?

There's a bad romance here.

Oh, really?

Very bad. You see this line?

It goes nowhere.

Boy, that doesn't leave me with much, does it?

Well, now, I, uh, I don't know.

There's, there's something new right here.

It's very promising.

You see this line? It goes on forever.

Maybe that's my skating line.

Your skating line.

No, that's your true passion line.

- Oh. - But, you see, it's clear

of the marriage line.

It doesn't start until...

Are you getting a divorce?

You're getting very personal, aren't you?

I'm sorry. I'm very sorry.

It's just that you've got to be clear of, of these...

I've gotta go.

You do?

Well, thanks for the reading. Do you have a phone?

Do I have a... yeah. Trafalgar 3-3-9-0-1.

- Bye. - Can you remem... can you remem...

♪ We once were the best ♪

♪ Back when we were dumb ♪

♪ How did we become so smart ♪

♪ And learn to break ♪

♪ Each other's heart? ♪

♪ Look how all our dreams came true ♪

♪ See how I've got me ♪

♪ Baby, you've got you ♪

♪ Through it all, just one thing died ♪

♪ A little thing called love ♪

♪ Something deep inside ♪

♪ You and me ♪

♪ We're not like the rest ♪

♪ We once were the best ♪

♪ But look what we became ♪

♪ Isn't it a cryin' shame ♪

Excuse me. I-I'm sorry.

Uh, I-I'm not being rude. It's just that my shoes are...

I'm so...

I left my shoes in my roller skates.

- Thank you very much. - Goodbye.

Hey, Willie! He's a friend of mine. Let him slide, alright?

- Okay, Arthur. - I'll catch you tomorrow.

Uh, listen, I have a knot in these and...

- Go ahead. - Huh?

Go ahead. You're covered.

Uh, oh, th-th... here.

Hey, Charles! How ya doin'?

I'm fine! Go ahead!

Charles! Come on!

- Come on, Chasy! - Go!

Come on. Make this turn up here.

Jesus Christ! Have you got your, uh...

Yeah, I got it right here. Gimme your foot and I'll take care of it.

- What happened? Did you get anything? - Plenty.

Three votes say the marriage won't last.

- Oh, sure, but what about the, the boyfriend? - Gaucho?

Two to one she won't. Tulips thinks...

- Ugh! - Tulips thinks, yeah.

Heavy no from Barbara Jo.

Sylvia's on the fence, which is where I like her.

- Sylvia's on the fence. - Which is where I'd like her.

- See ya later, BJ. I'll call you. - Yeah, do that. I'll be home.

Good. I liked his hand.

- Huh? What? - Nothing. Nothing.

Keep the change. For you.

Mm.

Heavy move, bro'.

Somethin' must have changed the lady's mind.

You think?

Chasy, Chasy.

- You think? - I know.

I gotta go see Barbara Jo and find out some mo'.

Wait, wait, wait, wait. But wh-wh-wh-wh-wh-wh-...

Smoke this, try to get some sleep.

It's gonna be a difficult day tomorrow.

She knows you now.

By the way, I met her. Worth the wait.

♪ I'd like to start each morning ♪

♪ With good morning, Dear ♪

Did I snore?

Mm-hmm.

- Bad? - Unh-unh.

Kick?

Couple. No bruises.

No splinters.

♪ But that's the way it is ♪

Listen, you know where the key is.

Anytime you...

- Need a good night's sleep. - Yeah, that's right.

See you later.

Hey, Ritzi! How ya doin'?

Hey, Johnny! Where's Arthur?

I don't know. I was gonna ask you.

Huh. Tell him to call me, will you?

I will, I will.

Arthur!

Shit!

I'm sorry, Arthur. I wasn't thinking.

Lovesick. The girl's lovesick.

I'll call you 6:30 tonight! Definitely, Rita!

She's gonna knife you one day.

Well, what can you do? It's love.

Yeah, she's gonna have to get in line after Leon.

- You too? - Why? What happened?

I called in from the gym. It's Dolores' day at the gym.

Ah, it's Dolores now.

- Yeah. - Mm-hmm.

He was icy.

Worse. He was polite.

I gotta get back to the gym.

What, did you spy on her this morning or something?

No, no, but it's so much rougher now. I mean...

Yeah, and Barbara Jo knows me. Not as well as I hope by now, but nevertheless.

What'd you guys do, blow your covers?

No. N-n-no, but we spoke.

- You spoke. - For a while.

For a while.

- Long enough. - Mm-hmm.

- A little longer. - I figured.

- But they didn't connect us. - Yet.

Well, you're gonna need a beard.

- A front. - Clev-yeah.

- Odyssey Detective Agency. - We never sleep.

- Could you hold, please? - Amy, Amy, Amy.

- Hi, Amy. Is Leon busy? - Thank you.

Charlie, where the hell are the reports on the Martin case?

- Oh, well... - We got 'em, Amy. Any important calls?

- Yeah. Mandy. Sherry. - Unh-unh. Unh-unh.

- Terry. - Terry? Sherry's sister Terry?

- The same. - Hm. Interesting.

Any calls for me, Amy?

Just your father, Charles.

- Ah. His father again. - Good.

Why don't you call him back and ruin your day.

- Oh, God. - Charles?

Hello, Mr. Leondopolous. How are you?

Where the hell are the reports on the Martin case?

Yes, well, it's been a little hectic lately, Leon.

We got 'em, Leon. They just ain't typed yet.

Then we don't got 'em, Arthur.

The typing isn't some middle-class

bureaucratic curlicue.

And I would really prefer not to hear exasperation

in anyone's tone this morning

because I'm on the narrow edge of a precipice,

and even the smallest additional irritation

could cause me to slip over into a gaping abyss,

out of which I gravely doubt

it would be possible for me to climb.

Jesus, Mary, and Joseph, Holy Mother.

Ah, shit, that burns.

- Charlie? - Yo.

- Get the ice. - Got it.

- Butter. - Ice, ice. Butter just fries.

Once a week it's the same story, Leon.

Thank you.

Thank you. It's alright.

In any event...

In any event, when Mr. Martin called this morning

for information on his wife...

Thank you, Miss Lester.

For the first time in three weeks...

Thank you, Miss Lester.

I would have been content with scribbles on toilet paper.

Anything would have been better than nothing.

Charles, the file was empty.

It's all right here. I'll have them for you tonight, Leon.

- He'll have them for you tonight, Leon. - Tonight's too late.

- I need 'em now. - He needs 'em now.

But I gotta get back to Dolores.

I could take care of all this with Amy.

You have another call on four, Mr. Leondopolous.

- Go ahead, Chas. - We can handle the whole thing, Mr. Leondopolous.

They can handle the whole thing, Leon.

Well, somebody handle something!

- John? - Yes, Leon?

Could I see you a minute?

Sure. Sure. Definitely. Let's talk.

You have two calls waiting, Mr. Leondopolous.

I'm well aware of that, Miss Lester.

One of them is Mrs. Leondopolous.

Hi. Okay.

I want to hear every word the doctor said. Alright?

- Thank you, Amy. - Mm. You're welcome.

I love you for this, you know that?

I know that.

Odyssey Detective Agency. We rarely sleep.

Oh, hello there, Christy.

What a pleasant surprise.

Good morning, Amy. You're looking very well this morning.

- Why, thank you, Christy. - Very well.

Thank you, Christy.

Where is Mr. Russo's desk, Amy?

- Do you know? - Right over there, Christy.

Not too far from Mr. Russo himself.

Thank you, Amy.

I can see you're all working very hard today.

Good morning, Christy. How are you?

Good morning, Judas.

I have a few things here that belong to Mr. Russo,

and I'm sure he'll be needing them a lot more than I will.

Yes, Harold, be quiet now.

Whose stuff is this, honey? I think you got the wrong guy.

Very funny. Excuse me.

And Charles. How are you doing this morning?

Well, I'm a little frazzled...

Odyssey Travel, can I help you?

Just a moment, please.

Arthur, it's for you on the travel line.

- Barbara Jo. - Barbara Jo!

Shhh! Hello, Jo. Whattaya know?

You're looking very sexy today, Charles.

I am? Uh, well, I'm running late, that's all.

You mean you always look sexy when you're running late?

I guess I'll have to keep you tardy.

Yes, Harold. Say hello to Harold, Charles.

- Hello, Harold. - Okay, Jo, gotta go.

What's up?

A little rendezvous at the gym.

Uh, Christy, I have to go.

- Can you give me a lift, Charlie? - I really can't.

- Well, thanks a bunch, Charlie. - I'm sorry.

- Where are you going? - Uptown.

- Well, that's where I'm going. - Way uptown.

You shave today, Charlie?

What? Yes.

Funny. From here, looks like you got a beard.

A beard?

Nope. Smooth as silk.

- Odyssey Detective Agency. - Oh.

Uh, Christy, where did you say you were going?

- Uptown. - No kidding. What a coincidence.

So am I. Come on, I'll give you a lift.

Why, thank you, Charles.

It's been a rough day. My toilet exploded this morning.

- Is that so? - Yes. I flushed it quite innocently.

You would have thought a bomb went off.

It's just lucky I wasn't sitting on it.

Yes.

Yes.

Thanks for calling.

Listen, we'll have to get back to you.

I saw all that.

- What did you see? - Nothing.

- Type. - Shoot.

"Three Mondays ago..." When was that?

Oh, good. Copious notes.

Alright, dearest. Alright. Yes.

God.

There's a virus going around.

Excuse me, my back. People are dropping like flies.

Well, I haven't seen anybody dropping, Leon.

I see a couple of joggers.

They'll be dropping soon.

Last night, Leon, I went to bed with a 23-year-old.

Redhead.

Put my arms around her, kissed her, then went to sleep.

Is there something wrong with her?

Nah. There's nothing wrong with her.

Well, in that case, it must be spring.

Oh, is that it?

Well, I've been noticing a certain distant,

dreamy look in your eye of late.

I get the impression that your personal life is...

Yeah, well...

Sometimes we can all use a nap.

- What's with that husband? - Stavros?

Yeah, Stavros, that husband.

Odd.

- That marriage is odd. - When's he leaving?

Tonight, for five days.

Does he fool around?

I don't know really.

But then, he was always something of a ladies' man.

Actually, I haven't seen him for 15 years.

This is his second wife. I knew the first one.

Yeah, well, the guy believes in marriage.

Don't we all?

Yeah, that's right.

Well, I'm gonna take the kid with me.

You gotta go easier on your back, Leon.

What's that supposed to mean?

Supposed to mean you gotta go easier

on your back.

You ready, son?

Yeah, good enough, Pop.

Is there anything I can read?

There will be, Mr. Leondopolous.

Odyssey, we never sleep. Could you hold, please?

Take care of his back, Amy.

The man is delicate. He's a delicate man.

- Oh, I know. - John?

Thank you, Ames.

Bye, boys.

Yes?

Just a moment, Mrs. Leondopolous.

I have another call.

- It's your wife again. - I left.

- Where'd you go? - Anywhere.

Yes, Mrs. Leondopolous, I'm sorry.

He left for an early lunch. Can I give him a message?

I will. Have a good day.

She's feeling much worse.

- I'm sorry to hear it. - So am I.

Amy, I think John is suspicious.

You do, huh?

He keeps making jokes about my back.

Well, he's probably right. We're overdoing it.

You think so?

Would you stop right here, driver. That'd be fine.

- Okay, Mac. - Here. Keep it.

- The change. Thanks a lot. - Sure. Sure.

Charles, you certainly are the most impulsive man

I've ever met.

Repulsive, did you say?

"Im." Impulsive, Charles.

I don't think you're repulsive at all.

Well, I just thought you might like some orange juice

- or a hot dog. - I think you're very handsome.

Why, thank you, Christy. I think you look pretty good yourself.

Would you like some orange juice or a hot dog?

Yes, actually, I would like a very large orange juice, yeah.

A very large orange juice, please.

- Are you Greek? - Greek?

Thanks a lot, hon.

Besides, Charles, I thought you were late.

Uh, no, Christy. My watch is fast.

Uh, would-would you like to take a walk?

Why don't we cross the street.

Honestly, Charles, you are strange sometimes.

Oh, I'm sorry, Christy. Would you like to sit down?

Where'd you have in mind, Charles? The curb?

Sure you don't want to come up for a little lunch, Charles?

I can't cook a thing, but I know where everything is.

Do you like eggs, honey? 'Cause I got eggs.

And, and there's bread, I think.

Is there bread, Harold? Do you remember? Yes.

Harold thinks there's bread too, Charles.

Um, I'm not really very hungry, Christy.

- Oh, you're not? - No.

- Would you like some new shoes? - New shoes?

I said would you like some new shoes?

Those are pretty old, aren't they?

Well, thanks a lot, Charles.

These happen to be an original '30s design from the '30s.

That's what I mean. Wouldn't you like some new ones?

- Charles! - Here. You take care of him.

Don't be so fervent about it.

Why, look at those beautiful shoes, Harold.

Aren't those nice shoes?

Can I help you?

We'd like to see some of the new shoes.

Yes, well, we don't sell used ones yet, sir.

- Oh, that's good. - This way.

Oh, excuse me! I'm terribly... Oh.

Do you like these, Charles?

Huh? Oh sure. Terrific.

Do you? Okay, I'll try 'em on.

I think I'll check a dress out too.

Keep an eye on Harold, will you, Charles?

Harold. Easy.

I like this one.

- What do you think of these, Charles? - Huh?

Jesus, Christy, what are those?

Where'd you get those? Those are very unattractive.

Well, I hate 'em, honey. I thought you liked 'em.

No, no. I-I-I was talking about these boots.

Here. Why don't you try these on.

Anything you say, Charles.

I've just gotta get out of this dress.

It does absolutely nothing for me.

Oh! Oh!

Oh!

- Thank you so much, Charles. - He just...

Oh, I can't even let the guy keep a dog!

I cannot believe it. I'm really sorry.

Harold? Harold, just calm down.

Hi. I'm really sorry. I'm sorry. I'm Christy Miller.

Oh, hello. You're the singer.

'Fraid so, honey. The record's climbing the charts as we speak.

I'm Dolores Martin. Pleased to meet you.

Oh, nice to meet you. Mrs. Martin or Miss Martin?

- Mrs. - Oh, Mrs. Oh.

- Who's this tall drink of water? - What?

Jose, this is Christy Miller, the country singer.

Hello. Nice to meet you. Charles! Come here!

Who, me?

Of course, Charles is like

the absent-minded professor, you know?

- What? Who? - Charles.

This is Charles. Charles, this is Dolores.

Hello, Charles.

Nice to "meet" you, Dolores.

And this is Jose, Charles.

Charles!

Hello. Who are you?

I'm Charles, Jose. How are you?

- I'm Jose. - Oh, good.

- Oh. - That's alright.

In any minute now the boyfriend, huh?

Nah, the husband.

- The husband? - And the kid.

- You think? - Mm-hmm.

Oh, yeah? There she goes.

♪ At Christopher Columbus ♪

♪ When he said the world was round ♪

♪ They all laughed when Edison recorded sound ♪

♪ They all laughed at Wilbur and his brother ♪

♪ When they said that man could fly ♪

Hey, no skatin' around here.

Yeah, sure, alright.

♪ It's the same old cry ♪

♪ They laughed at me wanting you ♪

♪ Said I was reaching for the moon ♪

♪ But oh, you came through ♪

♪ Now they'll have to change their tune ♪

♪ They all said we never could be happy ♪

♪ They laughed at us and how! ♪

♪ But ho, ho, ho! ♪

♪ Who's got the last laugh now? ♪

Come on, come on, come on.

You did say only a week, Father, right?

Maybe more, maybe less.

Maybe it depends on your mother.

Okay. Take care of your mother.

Yup.

Bye, Angela.

Be good, both of you.

♪ But oh, you came through ♪

♪ And now they're eating humble pie ♪

♪ They all said we'd never get together ♪

♪ Baby, let's take a bow ♪

- I just love it. - I just love the show.

And the flip side of the record is doing so well,

I think it's gonna be a hit too.

I'm really excited about it.

- Don't you think so, Charles? - I certainly do.

I certainly do. What?

My goodness, Charles! You really are distracted today.

I was just telling Dolly about the, the record,

how excited I am. Fantastic.

It's just been really, really rough rehearsing,

but they're great. Don't you agree, Charles?

Charles, what are you looking at?

Christy, what time did you say Friday night?

- Eight o'clock! - Eight o'clock, fine.

Are you girls coming Friday night to Greentree?

You're acting awfully peculiar, Charles.

Anyway, that's Friday.

What time do you want to meet tonight, Charles?

Oh, any time, any time at all's fine.

Oh, look at the time. We're late for class. We better go.

- Oh, gosh. Okay. - The dog, the dog.

Bye, you guys!

Bye, Dolly! Nice to meet you!

- Bye-bye. I will call you later. - Bye, Jose.

- Christy, here you go. I-I'll see you tonight. - Wait a minute, Charles.

Why don't you come up to my place for a drink?

Um, I, I really can't, Christy. I gotta get...

Charles, you're tense and nervous and apprehensive.

You are going to go to my apartment right now,

and I don't want to hear another word about it.

Well, I do feel kinda tense.

Taxi!

Oh!

I don't believe you, Charles. I-I really don't.

The dog is injured! Charles...

I'll cover this side.

Take off the skates.

- What? - Take off the skates.

We should go in, you think?

We're gonna pick her up.

Oh, my God.

Your father's good at this. I'm not!

Well, it's very difficult.

- Want to try? - What'd you have in mind, Laura?

- Cute. - Laura, Laura,

the face in the misty light.

Give my son a rifle. Give him a rifle.

Gee, thanks, Pop.

- He's not really your son. - Sure he is.

He curls his hair to embarrass me.

He's an aging hippie, my son.

Finally!

Mike, I thought that was me.

- I think it was you. - Thanks, pal.

What is that, bro? You got a Polish accent there? What is that?

- Me? Oh, no, English. - No shit?

- Oh, excuse me. - Come on, wise guy.

Let's see a little action.

Laura, you read my mind.

Congratulations.

Easy. Take your time, Arthur. Easy.

Yeah, Arthur. Take it easy.

It's good. It's scattershot. I can't miss.

Well, you hit everything but what you want.

The story of my life, sweetheart.

Perhaps you should aim.

- What's that, Mitchell? - Michael.

Oh, hiya, Mike. I'm Arthur.

That's my father, that's John.

Come on, darling. It's late.

Just a second.

See, you have to aim carefully

at the lower part of the light,

and then you have to squeeze slowly.

I can't believe that. Michael, you're a prince.

Prince Mike. Thanks a lot for the tip.

Oh, that's okay. Bye-bye. Nice meeting you.

Hey, listen, Mike, one other thing.

You ever play computerized checkers?

No, I don't think so.

Laura, you mind showing me and my son here

some of those moves?

I got a hunch you know the moves.

Pretty hot stuff, what do ya think?

Puzzles, puzzles.

Please. My husband has me followed.

Yeah, I know.

I'm following you.

- I don't know what to say. - I don't either.

Why don't we have lunch and talk about it?

I'm sorry. That's not possible.

Oh, sure, it's possible.

It may be difficult, but it definitely is possible.

Now, you bring your son, I'll bring mine.

That's not your son, Mister... Russo.

Michael? Shall we go?

- Did he tell you... - Shh! Easy.

- Tell me what, darling? - Sorry.

They're working on something secret.

- Top secret. - Yes.

We mustn't tell anyone we've met them.

They're undercover. That's why the hair.

- I see. - They need our help.

You two certainly think of everything.

Come on.

Hey, Laura. I'll see you after work.

Yeah? Fat chance.

Better than none.

- For the penguin. - I'll see you later.

- She's in love with me. - I noticed.

Hey, Mike. You got a girlfriend?

Oh, two or three. Nothing serious.

Oh, you got a stable already.

I wouldn't call it a stable.

Well, little bro, what do ya want?

I'm gonna follow you till you change your mind.

Well, I guess that's your job.

Her name is Penny. She's beautiful, but she's...

- See ya. - Bye. I'll see ya.

- Pop? - What?

What are you doin'?

I don't know.

I think you better get your sisters.

- My sisters? - Tell them they're workin'.

Yeah, yeah.

Here we are, home at last.

Now, don't tear around too much, Harold. Be a good boy.

Yes, Charles, just put it right there.

Go on, Charles. Relax, Charles, relax.

Isn't he sweet?

Do ya hate dogs, honey? 'Cause I can lock him up.

No, no, not at all.

I'm making an album, Charles. Do you want to hear it?

Sure.

- Nice view. - Why, thank you, Charles.

Why don't you sit down, make yourself comfortable?

Can I get you a drink?

Yes, Harold. Now, calm down, honey.

You got a vodka?

Why, we certainly do, Charles.

Is there a match around somewhere, Christy?

On the way, honeybunch,

but that cigarette's probably a year old.

Ah, that's okay.

Hmm.

♪ Lovers in the movies ♪

♪ On that silver screen ♪

How are you doing out there, Charles?

Is Harold bothering you?

No, no, no. It's fine. Thank you.

♪ If life was lived that way... ♪

Don't you just love that song?

Oh, it's very nice.

Here you are, Charles, though I don't approve.

Do you want to lie down or anything, Charles?

No, no. I really don't feel too well, Christy.

Don't you, Charles? What is it?

I think I've got a headache.

Well, that's alright, Charles. We don't have to do anything.

- Why don't we just talk? - Of course.

Why don't I give you a massage, Charles?

Why don't I give you a touch-assist?

- A what? - A touch-assist.

A touch-assist.

It'll relieve all your pressure, Charles.

You'll feel like a cloud in pants.

A cloud in pants?

- Come on. - What?

Well, you do have to lie down, Charles.

- Oh. - Come on. It won't hurt.

Oh.

Nice the way the music does that right there,

- don't you think? - Very nice.

Haven't done that room yet.

Look, Charles. I've got a terrace.

Wanna step out on the terrace?

That's not a terrace, Christy. That's a ledge.

No, really, Charles. Come on.

No, no, Christy, don't.

My goodness, Charles. You really are nervous today.

Now, take off your tie and jacket, sweetheart.

And your shirt. I'll be right back.

♪ That ain't the way it is ♪

♪ I'd like to start every morning ♪

♪ With good morning, dear ♪

♪ And end each night... ♪

Wanna play on the "terrace," Harold?

Now, Charles, I can't very well give you a touch-assist

if you're standing in the corner.

Christy, I don't think I'm really in the mood for...

Of course not, Charles.

I'm going to give you a touch-assist.

And then you can go get ready for tonight.

Now, come on. Lie down over here.

Oh, isn't he cute? He wants to play.

Now, calm down, Harold. Charles is very tense.

He's had a hard day. Come on, Charles. Lie down.

Don't you want to take off some of those clothes, Charles?

You'll feel a lot more comfortable.

Oh, no, it's alright. I'm quite comfortable.

Now, now that's enough, Harold. You leave Charles alone.

We're going to give Charles a touch-assist.

Here we go now, Charles. Just relax, honey.

Isn't that song nice?

Very nice.

Feel my finger?

- Yes, of course. - Good.

Just concentrate on feeling it.

Feel my finger? Say it, Charles.

Yes.

Close your eyes, darling, and feel my finger.

Feel my finger?

Yes.

- Feel my finger? - Yes.

Feel my finger?

Yes.

- Feel my finger? - Christy, I really don't think I can...

I feel there's a lot of pressure here.

- Feel my finger? - Yes, I feel it, but...

Just hold me close, Charles. We don't have to do anything.

Christy...

Put your arms around me, Charles.

Nuh-uh, none of that! No...

- Feel my finger? - Christy...

- Feel my finger? - Yes, but...

- Feel my finger? - Yes.

- Charles? - Yes?

Feel my finger?

Christy, I-I...

Feel my finger?

This is a little crazy, isn't it?

Yes. Feel my finger?

Yes. Oh, God...

What is it, Charles?

Feel my finger?

Oh, Charles.

Excuse me, honey. Might be my agent.

Oh, sure. I feel much better now.

Hello? Who? Jose?

Oh, hello, Jose. How are you?

- It's Jose. - Something happen?

What? Wa-wait a minute, Jose. Calm down, Charles.

He's just checking on the time for tonight.

He's sending a car.

Eight is just fine, honey. Can't wait.

I said I can't wait.

Wait. What? Never mind, Jose.

We'll see you tonight.

That boy is very attractive, but I don't think

he understands the language.

Yeah, well, everybody has that problem sometimes, Christy.

- Don't you think? - I certainly do.

Kiss me again, will you, Charles?

I really like you, Christy. You know that?

Yeah, I know. Why don't we just keep it that way, right?

Don't you think?

Yeah, I guess. But why don't you kiss me anyway?

It's such a nice afternoon.

♪ What can you do to stop the feeling? ♪

Okay, right here.

Alright, let's go. Come on.

Get those skates. Here we go.

Here we go, my gorgeous girls.

Excuse me. Are these seats taken?

No.

Oh, by the way, have you seen Arthur?

Yeah, where is Arthur?

Where is Arthur?

I thought it was you.

- You did not! - You did not!

He didn't tie his shoelaces!

Oh, my God.

Arthur, where'd you pick these two up?

- We're his sisters. - We're his sisters.

- They're my sisters. - Oh, yeah.

They're his sisters.

I really fell right into that one, didn't I?

- I'm not saying. - I don't think she's saying...

Arthur always watches us.

Arthur's used to kids.

Are you saying that you don't trust me

to take care of these three midgets?

No. I'm saying I don't know who's gonna take care of me.

- John will. - That's what I'm afraid of.

You're not making sense, Mother.

This evening doesn't make any sense.

John is very good with women.

He has a lot of girlfriends.

Will you shut up!

Ah, come on. We'll drop you back at the hotel.

No!

Ooh, that's very good, Mr. Russo.

Mother, I promise we'll be careful.

You're going to stay here.

Yeah, well, we'll wait for you there.

We'll wait for you there.

- Thank you, Mother. - I didn't say yes.

- You didn't say no. - The kid's got a point.

Come on. Let's get a taxi.

Arthur, now you take care of him.

- Don't worry. - Taxi!

- Taxi! - Taxi!

And as for you, you forgot this guy before.

Oh, yeah? Well, it's not mine, it's hers.

- Here you go. - I'll see you later, Pop.

- I'll see you, too. - Take care, kid.

Michael, take care!

- Don't worry. - Don't worry.

- Bye, Johnny! - Bye, Johnny!

- You are unbelievable. - Now, now, Stefania!

Why do you have to repeat everything everybody says?

I never could deal with men.

- I know what you mean. - I bet you do.

No, no, no. With women. Me with women.

Are you saying you don't know how to deal with women?

You? That's funny.

You're a professional, Mr. Russo. Women are your line.

Why don't you call me Johnny

or Jack or Jake or Harry.

- Whatever you want, but... - Am I right or wrong, Mr. Russo?

About what?

Women being your line.

Well, uh, could be so.

That doesn't prove anything.

It only really matters when you fall.

And when you fall, nobody's a pro.

Alright. What happens to the girl who falls for a pro

when the pro doesn't fall back?

The girl's got herself a problem.

Anybody we know we're talkin' about?

Only slightly.

Are you in love right now, Mr. Russo?

I mean, personally speaking?

Personally speaking, no. What about you?

That's a silly question. I'm married.

That's why I asked it.

Mr. Russo, promise we'll never get married.

I promise.

Promise we'll never fall in love.

I promise.

Mr. Russo, I'm beginning to like you.

Honey, if you like country, you're gonna love this place.

- What? What? - It's a top country place, Jose.

Oh, I love this western music, you know? You really can sing this?

She has a hit record, Jose.

- Have you heard it, Charles? - Huh?

- He's heard it, honey. - What?

- What? - What?

What?

♪ You got up before the sun? ♪

♪ And watched while the night and day ♪

♪ Melted into one ♪

♪ When was the last time you really looked at rain? ♪

♪ Dripping down the gutter ♪

♪ Splashing on the window pane ♪

♪ My fondest memories are tied around these things ♪

♪ Sunday school, bedtime rules ♪

♪ And Grandma's squeaky swing ♪

♪ Trippin' in the hallway over Grandpa's rocking chair ♪

♪ Back in the country now I know you're gonna say ♪

♪ Back in the country ♪

♪ Don't you wish that you had stayed ♪

♪ Back in the country ♪

♪ Where the roses still grow wild ♪

♪ Back in the country ♪

♪ Where you walked those country miles ♪

Ladies and gentlemen,

Christy Miller's in the audience with us tonight.

She thinks it's her night off, but we're not gonna have that.

Come on up here, Christy! Sing with us!

♪ When was the last time ♪

♪ You saw sundown through the trees ♪

♪ Sittin' on the back porch in a cool evenin' breeze ♪

♪ When was the last time you heard a Bobwhite song ♪

♪ When was the last time, I'll bet it's been too long ♪

♪ Back in the country now I know you're gonna say ♪

♪ Back in the country ♪

♪ Don't you wish that you had stayed ♪

♪ Back in the country ♪

♪ Where the roses still grow wild ♪

♪ Back in the country ♪

♪ Where you walked those country miles ♪

Come on, everybody, sing!

♪ Back in the country ♪

♪ Back in the country ♪

♪ Don't you wish that you had stayed ♪

♪ Back in the country ♪

♪ Where the roses still grow wild ♪

♪ Back in the country ♪

♪ Where you walked those country miles ♪

Ladies and gentlemen, Christy Miller!

- This is funny. - What's funny?

I was gonna invite you around for a drink. I live up here.

Ah, what a coincidence.

But I see my friend's using the place.

Cab driver I know.

That's the hack.

Using or, uh, you...?

- No, no. Just hanging out. - Ah.

Well, good. I'll have a chaperone.

- Where's that drink? - Over here.

♪ Omaha, you've been weighin' heavy on my mind ♪

Your friend's a music lover.

Very fond of music.

It's me, Sam!

Oh. I was just writin' you a note.

- Oh. - That's Angela, Sam.

Hello. I'm Deborah. I was just leaving.

- Hello, Deborah. - What are you drinking?

I gotta work. I drive a hack.

Yes, he told me. I'll have a scotch!

- Do you enjoy it? - No.

- It's okay. - Neat, thanks.

I drive for my dad. He had a little... you know.

Oh, I'm sorry. How is he?

Oh, he's great. He'll be great.

Uh, so long. I left the keys on the table.

- Okay. - Thanks for the place.

Sure, Sam. Any time.

So long. Nice meeting you.

Why do you call her Sam?

Because she doesn't look like a Deborah.

Well, she doesn't look like a Sam.

She looks more like a Sam than a Deborah.

Then why don't you call me Steve.

Okay, Steve. But you, you look like an Angela.

How is that, Angela? It means angel, doesn't it?

Now you know why my husband has me followed.

I'm a brazen woman who cannot be trusted.

Mm-hmm. I had another idea.

Me, you reminded me of somebody I knew in school.

An eighth-grade nun. I was in love with her.

I'm sure she was in love with me too.

But I waited for her to make the first move.

Did she?

Just now.

I think it's so sexy having that car follow us all the way.

And how about Charles?

Is he a little smitten, or am I nuts?

It seemed a little obvious he wanted

to take your friend home alone.

Huh? Oh, alone, yeah.

You're awfully cute.

Are you rich or something, honey?

Oh, a little.

I think I'm falling in love.

Love? You want love?

Mm, that's right, bright eyes. How old are you?

Me? I am 19.

You're not!

Uh, I'll be 20 soon.

Mm, well, there's no hurry, honey.

I come for a drink, yes?

You come for a drink, no.

Eh?

I have to rehearse very early in the morning.

I have to rehearse very early...

Call me, now!

Right here's fine.

Well...

Well...

I gotta go. My husband's...

Yeah, I, uh, I gotta get up early anyway.

- Goodbye. - Bye.

Go ahead easy.

♪ Lately I find ♪

♪ You're on my mind ♪

- Thank you. - Thanks, sir.

Pumpkin. Pumpkin?

Pumpkin, what are you doing there? Huh?

What are you smelling over there? Huh?

Come on.

What's the matter, Pumpkin, huh?

What is it, Pumpkin, huh? What is it?

Why, Charles! What are you doing down there?

I... I couldn't leave.

What do you do, Charles? You never told me.

- Uh, t-travel agent. - Oh.

You know, tours, planes, trains, buses, you know?

How... weird.

Is it? Why?

You don't look like a travel agent.

I don't?

No, you don't.

Well, wh-what do I look like?

I don't know exactly but not a travel agent.

- Maybe... - Yeah?

...more like...

someone who travels himself.

Take us to Foley Square.

What the hell are you doing?

- Don't you know I'm off duty? - Follow that...

It's an emergency! Would you follow that cab?

- Drive... - Follow what cab?

Just right up here, I'll show you!

Just drive! Drive! Drive!

I'm sorry. We're very late.

It's okay, Mac. You need any help?

- What? - No, thank you very much.

Hey, Buddy!

Excuse me...

Mm-hmm.

Hello, Judge. I'm sorry I'm late. Hiya, kids.

Wait till I tell you who I just saw.

Oh, Mrs. Niotes!

Sorry, Mrs. Niotes. This just came for you.

- Thank you. - That's okay. It's from your husband.

Have a nice day.

Mother? Come on, let's go.

What's the matter?

Nothing, darling.

There. It's from your father. He's coming home tonight.

Really? Good.

He also wrote we have to leave tomorrow.

Leave? I thought it was two weeks. It's only been one.

Well, something must have come up.

What'll I tell Georgina? She'll be so disappointed.

- What about you, kiddo? - I'm disappointed too.

Well, then we're all disappointed.

- Have a nice day, darling. - Bye-bye. See you tonight.

Don't think about tomorrow.

Where to, lady?

Oh, no, that's all, thank you.

- There. - Thanks very much.

What are you staring at, bozo?

A vision in Stuyvesant Town.

They oughta keep you here to dress up the place.

Aren't we chipper.

Have you seen Arthur?

If I see him, I'm gonna cut his thing off.

Okay. I'll tell him.

Five minutes, Angela.

- I'll bet. - Five minutes.

Hey!

♪ Was it just one day since yesterday ♪

♪ When it all began? ♪

Angela! Hey, Angela!

It just doesn't make any sense, Johnny.

Not after the last four days. It just doesn't.

- Where the hell is Amy? - Where's Leon?

In here.

Leon?

In here, for God's sake.

Leon...

Charles, I was trying to reach you.

Mrs. Martin appears to have left Mr. Martin.

She left him a note anyway.

Where'd she go?

It was my fervent hope that you would have that answer, Charles.

After all, Mr. Martin is paying us for precisely that answer.

What do you mean, where did she go?

Didn't you follow her this morning?

What is it, your day off?

I lost her, Leon.

Oh, that's wonderful news.

Up around City Hall.

They just disappeared. I looked and looked.

- Who's "they?" - She and Jose.

They had luggage.

Who's Jose? The boyfriend?

Well...

I guess you could say that.

You guess I could say that?

Charles, you're not making any sense.

I want you to find out where that woman is,

and I want you to find out quickly,

because if we don't find out,

it's going to be very difficult

for Mr. Martin to justify paying us.

Ugh, it's been a wonderful morning so far.

The Niotes case is ending. I didn't tell you that.

No, you didn't.

- Go ahead, gentlemen. - Find that Martin girl.

What are you waiting for?

Arthur, call a few places for a new secretary.

Amy has left us.

- What's with Niotes? - I thought it was two weeks.

Has to get back to London, some business thing, I don't know.

He'll be in around midnight. They're all leaving tomorrow.

- Uh-huh. - John, I'm mortified.

- Oh, she'll be back, Leon. - You think so?

Sure.

I guess...

you must have guessed about...

- Since the beginning. - When?

Three years ago. "When?"

You've known about this for three years and never told me?

Yeah, that's right.

- My God. - Everybody's known.

I don't know what I'm gonna do.

Well, who does?

- Good morning, everybody. - Hold on.

Christy, what are you doing here?

I hope you're all coming to the new show tonight.

And how about these flyers? Aren't they nice?

The record's doing so well,

they're starting to spend some money.

"People" magazine called for an interview.

I'll give y'all a plug.

You're great in the sack, honey,

but lousy detectives.

Couldn't follow an elephant up Fifth.

Girls slip through their fingers like sand.

Christy, what are you talking about? Do you know where they are?

- Why, Charles, what do you mean? - What do you mean "What do I mean?"

What do you mean "Couldn't follow an elephant up Fifth"?

My goodness, Charles. You're very agitated this morning.

What did you have, a bad day in court?

There. Did you hear that? She knows where they are.

Where are they, Christy? Please?

You didn't shave today, Charles.

What, are you growing a beard?

Johnny, could you help us out over here?

What's everybody talking about?

What's she got to do with all this?

Are you kidding me? Christy Miller has

the scoop on everybody in town.

Probably knows where Amy is.

- I do. - You see?

- What? - She's in the ladies room.

Okay. Barbara Jo's playin' dumb.

Just like Sylvia and just like Tulips.

- Just like Christy. - Nobody knows zip, huh?

What, are you girls in cahoots or something?

Sure, what do you think? Go on, honey. Give him the terms.

Wait a minute. What's she doing in the ladies room?

Some detectives.

Well, look who's here. Hello, Amy.

Hello, Christy.

Leon, say hello to Amy.

Hello, Amy.

Hello, Leon.

Okay, folks, I gotta go. See you later.

- I'll walk you down, John. - Now, wait a minute.

Christy, you can't just leave like this.

- Could you hold a moment? - He missed you.

Thank you.

It's Mrs. Leondopolous.

Could you tell her I'm not here?

You tell her.

Hello? I'm not here.

I'm terribly late. I'll call you later.

There.

Big deal.

Amy, I love you.

Well, why don't you kiss me then?

Kiss you?

I wouldn't have... it didn't occur to me

that kissing would be appropriate.

- I mean... - Would you shut up.

Christy, this isn't very funny.

Arthur, tell her it isn't funny.

It isn't funny.

You'll just have to wait till tonight, honey.

It's only nine hours. I mean, and honestly, Charles...

Wonder who they're talkin' about.

I'll let you know.

Are you coming tonight, Johnny?

I'm gonna try, kid.

I know what that means!

Now, look here, Christy. This is my job, okay?

It has nothing to do with my personal interests.

Well, Charles, pardon me if I laugh.

Ha ha. Bye, now.

- Christy! - Better.

- What? - We'll follow her.

Eh? Clev-yeah?

Right, right.

- Look what I found. - How you doin', Sam?

Can't complain, boss.

Johnny!

- Another cab driver? - Singer.

Sorry to bother you, honey.

- Hello, girls. - Hi.

Here. They told me I had to hand these out.

They need the business. What can I do?

I got one.

You're the singer. This is your show, isn't it?

- Hi. I'm Angela. Hi. - Hi, Angela. I'm Christy.

Are you Christy Miller? No shit.

There's some dispute about that, honey, but thanks.

I love that record you did.

Thanks, honey.

Is Mr. Russo allowed into your club, Christy?

Maybe he could take me tonight.

Is he "allowed..."

- I gotta drive. - Can you give me a lift, honey?

Come on. So long, boss. Take care.

You too, Sam.

Thanks for the cigarette.

Thanks for the light.

See you folks tonight. But if you can't, come any time.

Bye, Johnny.

Watch out for him, Angela.

He's slippery as the dickens.

Are you slippery as the dickens, Mr. Russo?

I don't know, but I'm dizzy.

Well, I must say you have very good taste in women,

which is more than can be said about my taste in men.

Uh-huh. Where does that leave me?

Dangling miserably, I hope.

Come on. Show me all the sights.

Tell me all your funny stories.

Then take me to your loft again and ravish me.

You talk too much, you know that?

I know that.

I can't believe you drive a taxi.

You oughta be an actress or a model or something.

- You're gorgeous. - Thanks.

I used to do a little modeling.

It's a pain in the ass, you know?

Well, it's all a pain in the ass, honey,

unless you're in love, of course.

And that's a pain in the ass.

- The biggest. - Right.

Where can you get me some of that?

Well, I'd like a lot, darlin'.

I'd love a ton. Boy, I can tell you that.

♪ I guess I never really left at all ♪

Yep. Here they come.

What'd I tell ya?

Hang on.

You guys, you guys don't go anywhere!

Stay right here! Stay right here!

Where the hell do you think you were goin'?

You were coming through an intersection like that.

You know he's coming through an intersection at that speed.

Hello, Mr. Russo.

What's funny now?

I never had a girl at this particular time

call me "mister" before.

I haven't been called a girl in some time.

And I haven't felt like one either.

Well, you feel like one to me.

Could you tell how long it's been since...

You felt like a girl?

Mm-hmm.

You can get used to anything.

Can you?

Do you know why he has me followed?

I could guess.

Could you?

Some people figure whatever they're doing,

somebody else must be doing it too.

Where'd you go just then?

Everywhere.

♪ What can you do to stop this feeling? ♪

♪ Can you just crush it in your hand? ♪

♪ Forbidden fruit makes life the sweeter ♪

♪ Just as a stolen moment can ♪

♪ Like two lovers in those stories ♪

♪ Walkin' slowly hand-in-hand ♪

♪ Just a dream that really happened ♪

♪ By the lazy Rio Grande ♪

- You got a butt? - Uh-huh.

- And that's it, right? - Uh-huh.

That figures.

What do you think I am, a rat?

No. Let's make a swap.

Piece of news on Johnny, piece of news for Chas.

Look at the poor sap.

He's already smoked two packs today.

What do you wanna do, kill him?

Personally, I'm also late for a little appointment.

Picking up Angela's kid.

Oh. Well, let's forget about the deal.

I guess I got no news to swap. So what are you doin' later?

- Sleeping. - You want some company?

- You're welcome to the floor. - I'll take it.

Got three chicks over there already, Curly.

What you gonna do about them?

You got a big floor?

It's nice to meet you, Sam.

You, too, doll.

♪ Was it just one day since yesterday? ♪

♪ It all began? ♪

Thank you!

Let's go! One, two, three, four!

♪ Now you don't have to worry about me, babe ♪

♪ Hook 'em up and head out to the places where you been ♪

♪ Go ahead and fly like an eagle in the sky ♪

♪ When you land, you'll find I'm still your friend ♪

♪ But I don't think I could take you back again ♪

- ♪ Where you goin'? ♪ - ♪ Where you goin'? ♪

♪ You can get there without me, so goodbye ♪

♪ Go on, goodbye ♪

- ♪ And remember ♪ - ♪ And remember ♪

♪ Though I'm settin' you free ♪

♪ I won't cry, I won't cry ♪

♪ Ain't no need to bother without me, babe ♪

♪ Someone will come along ♪

♪ And he will take me by the hand ♪

♪ Together, we will walk ♪

♪ Where the grass is green and new ♪

♪ And I'll even think about you now and then ♪

♪ But I don't think I could... ♪

Dolores, will you marry me?

- ♪ Hey, where you goin'? ♪ - ♪ Where you goin'? ♪

Okay, I will.

You will?

Well, yes, after my divorce.

Oh. Well, okay.

I can wait.

♪ I won't cry ♪

♪ I've seen you toss and turnin' ♪

♪ In your sleep, babe ♪

♪ Now your green bag's packed ♪

♪ You've got your ticket in your hand ♪

♪ When you love someone ♪

♪ You want what's best for them ♪

♪ That's how it is, that's how it's always been ♪

♪ Well, I don't think I can take you back again ♪

♪ Well, I don't think I could take you back again ♪

Hey, everybody! This is my fiancé!

Ain't he cute?

I'll see you later.

- I'm watchin' you, Curly. - I know you are, Sam.

Aren't you a little late?

Yeah. Why don't you give me a lift?

I was thinkin' that.

That's where I turn into a pumpkin.

I'm sorry we didn't see Christy's show.

Maybe tomorrow we could.

Yeah, tomorrow. Sure.

Goodbye, Arthur.

- Thank you. - For what?

So long, Mike. See ya soon.

Maybe next year.

Right.

Um, Michael told you we were...

Yeah, but I knew.

I guess everybody knows.

What do you mean "you knew"?

I mean, I knew all of this was too good to last.

I'll see ya, Angela. I gotta meet Johnny.

Michael, you take care of your mother.

- How is John? - Where is he?

He's still undercover. So long.

You crying, Mother?

No, darling. The wind blew something.

How are the sisters?

Their mother and father were sort of nice tonight.

I think Georgina's in love with me.

- How about you? - Oh, I don't know.

I-I love her, of course, but I don't know if I'm in love with her.

We're going to write to each other.

- That's good. - And see how it goes.

No commitments, eh?

It's better that way, don't you think, Mother?

Much better, darling.

You're listening to Benny Goodman.

It's a beautiful Saturday morning, and we'll be right back.

Here are six. Keep it.

Thanks a lot.

♪ But now I'm livin' some ♪

♪ And today my high didn't get any lower ♪

♪ And my low didn't fall anymore ♪

♪ But sometimes when I drop my guard ♪

♪ Everybody knows ♪

Look who's here.

Angela, you remember Leonida.

Yes, of course. How are you?

Fine, thank you. So good to see you again.

And you.

This is Leonida's partner, Angela.

This is Mr. Russo.

How do you do, Mr. Russo?

How do you do, Mrs. Niotes?

I must speak with Leonida for one minute.

Will you please excuse us?

I hope the case turns out, John.

Thanks, Mike. You make a good double-agent.

Well, I'm going to check out the action.

I hoped so much you'd come.

I hoped so much you wouldn't.

Yeah, so did I.

We did have a promise on goodbyes, Mr. Russo.

Yeah, that's right. We did have.

That's okay. We're even now.

I broke the big one.

I broke that one, too.

You break all your promises, Mr. Russo?

They're going to leave without us.

Goodbye, Mr. Russo.

- Hope to see you again. - So do I.

Goodbye, Angela. Have a good flight.

Goodbye, Leon. Thank you.

Well, Leonida.

Thanks, Mr. Russo.

John.

John.

- Michael? - Yes.

- Come fast. - We have to go.

Oh, coming.

- Bye, Michael. - Bye-bye.

I won't need you till tomorrow, John, if you feel like...

Take a little walk. Yeah.

See you later, buddy.

Hi, boss. Going my way?

What'd you have in mind?

Go over to Brooklyn, raise some hell.

Sounds good.

What the hell are you doin' down here anyway?

The lady.

Thought you might need some lookin' after.

Got some splinters, eh, Johnny?

Got a few, Sam.

Well, cheer up, boss. We're gonna get drunk.

♪ But the heartbreak and the pain ♪

♪ Now, lover ♪

♪ You mean so much more to me ♪

♪ Than livin' in this lonely town ♪

♪ And tryin' to be free ♪

♪ I've been spendin' all my time ♪

♪ Up north, alone ♪

♪ But those Appalachian mountains ♪

♪ Are my home ♪

♪ I've been blinded by these city lights ♪

♪ And dreamin' of Kentucky nights ♪

♪ What's a country girl like me to do? ♪

♪ I've been livin' with my foolish pride ♪

♪ And driven by the rain ♪

♪ But there's nothin' in this city ♪

♪ But the heartbreak and the pain ♪

♪ I did my best ♪

♪ Can't get no rest ♪

♪ I tried to make these city ways my own ♪

♪ I tried to find ♪

♪ What's on my mind ♪

♪ But I guess that country feelin's in my bones ♪

♪ I've been blinded by these city lights ♪

♪ And dreamin' of Kentucky nights ♪

♪ What's a country girl like me to do? ♪

♪ I've been livin' with my foolish pride ♪

♪ And driven by the rain ♪

♪ But there ain't nothin' in this city ♪

♪ But the heartbreak and the pain ♪

♪ Can you just crush it in your hand? ♪

♪ Forbidden fruit makes life the sweeter ♪

♪ Just as a stolen moment can ♪

♪ Like two lovers in those stories ♪

♪ Walking slowly hand in hand ♪

♪ Just a dream that really happened ♪

♪ By the lazy Rio Grande ♪

♪ Where we were lovers in the sunlight ♪

♪ Leavin' traces in the sand ♪

♪ Was it just one day since yesterday ♪

♪ When it all began? ♪

♪ We were there along the river ♪

♪ Just two hours of the day ♪

♪ When you're in love, time just stops flowin' ♪

♪ Yet those minutes steal away ♪

♪ Now I'm with someone who loves me ♪

♪ You got someone to pass the night ♪

♪ But our thoughts are of each other ♪

♪ Though they say it isn't right ♪

♪ But we were lovers in the sunlight ♪

♪ When can we be that way again? ♪

♪ Was it just one day since yesterday ♪

♪ When it all began? ♪

♪ Was it just one day since yesterday ♪

♪ When it all began? ♪

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