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Why are you looking at my tits?

Is it close?

Tits?

Watch, and you might learn something, Oliver, about union and physics at the

same time.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, right.

It's another thing.

This is so small.

What do you think?

Doesn't matter. That's one inch.

But it is.

You see?

I like it one inch.

Ugh.

Got a blowtorch?

Hello.

Thank you.

Thank you.

I think it was the water.

That's incredible, Oliver. She wants to leave you just like that.

Oliver's wife wants to leave him because he's got a small dick.

Well, has she served you with divorce papers yet?

Okay, does she have an attorney yet?

Well, I'll get right on it. As your attorney, I'm going to have to do some

research.

No, not by my fucking your wife.

Well, I should hope not.

Listen, you get the papers over to me right away and I'll get in touch with

attorneys, okay?

Calm down.

She can't take your estate just because you have a small dick.

Hey, hey, cool off, cool off, okay?

No offense intended.

I'm just trying to be realistic here.

Okay, I'll get right back to you. I have some things that I have to get

straightened out on my desk right here.

Okay, bye -bye.

Boy.

Oh.

Now? You gonna fuck me now?

Yeah, I'm gonna fuck you now, Judy.

Get up on the desk.

Take off your panties. Unzip that skirt for me.

I want you to lick my balls.

You ready for that?

I'm ready.

Okay.

I want you to get my dick straightened out, because I have to do a lot of

research.

And I'm going to need your help on this one.

After this, I want you to clean up and go visit my brother.

He's not as big a guy as I am.

I know that. What about his cock?

Well, that's what I want you to find out. Is his cock size went hard relative

the size of the rest of his body?

You want me to fuck your little brother?

Hey, just for research.

Yeah, right. That's bullshit.

This is just a setup to get your brother laid because he's a little guy.

Hey, I don't know if he's a little guy or a big guy. That's what I want you to

find out.

Forget it. Let's just get our research started.

Okay. Get back down there.

Oh, God.

This is the best vegetarian I've ever had.

It's getting longer and longer.

um

Oh, wow.

Ugh.

All right.

Yeah. Oh yeah.

You always want it? Yes.

Oh, yeah.

I don't think I want to do it.

There you go.

You like that?

Hmm.

Thank you.

Take me to heaven.

Hmm.

Yeah.

Thank you.

Get over me.

He watched as I sucked her pussy.

You fucked a midget.

Little people, Killer. They like to be referred to as little people.

Get this straight.

You and Mary both fucked a midget.

A dwarf.

It happens all the time, Killer. These people have extremely healthy sexual

appetites for all kinds of people.

Uh -oh.

Is that right?

Well, while you were fucking him, did you happen to notice the size of his

little dick?

Not all little people have little dicks. Oh, excuse me. Excuse me for breathing

here. Well, let me ask you this, and I want to phrase it properly.

What was it like fucking the little guy?

You should have seen me and Mary, killer.

Yeah? We devoured the little man. We licked him all over like a little boy

We licked him like an all -day lollipop.

Is that right?

Well, while you guys were fucking, while you were doing it, did you lick Mary's

pussy?

Better yet, did Mary lick your pussy?

Wait, let me ask the question I really want to.

Did he lick both of your pussies?

Yes, he licked both of our little pussies. No, no, no, no. As long as

phrasing things right here.

Big pussies. The little bastard sucked both of your big pussies.

Yes, you motherfucker.

He ravaged us for hours. The little son of a bitch licked both of our pussies.

But I saved a little for you.

Oh, you did, did you?

Huh?

We'll be back in a second.

Just like that, honey.

Boom.

Gotcha.

It's me.

You're feisty, aren't you?

I'm a big girl.

Do you like him?

Do you want me to tell you more?

Surprise,

surprise!

Oh, how are we doing?

Tricky now.

What do you

think, little guy?

if i go hit the right button

Don't get it.

Don't get it.

Good boy.

That's enough.

I want you to get up. Stand right there.

You're just so cute.

um oh

I can tell you're out of breath in fear.

Is there a comparison?

Okay.

Do you want to cry?

Oh, no.

I decided to go home.

Very much so.

Okay, I'm closing.

Take a straw.

Take a straw.

Take a straw.

Yeah.

Yeah, oh

I'm gonna call your brother.