Original subtitles

Don't Tell Mother Maria.

Don't Tell Mother Maria. Don't tell Mother Maria.

Don't Tell Mother Maria.

Maria Another Avant Matsushita Team

The sentient beings, who flock to the Buddha's garden...

...wear bodhisattva-like archaic smiles yet again today...

...and walk down the path to enlightenment.

Their pure hearts and bodies are clad in light-gray uniforms.

So that the pleats of their skirts are not disturbed...

Alice, I don't think we can bring up skirts here.

What?! No skirts?!

I want to wear them!

I prefer loincloths!

We're not polling people's preferences here.

Okay, start from the top one more time.

All right! All right!

What are you people doing?!

Eep! Eep!

Uh, well, this is...

It's a great opportunity and since everybody's together here,

we thought we would do something like this, too.

No way! No way!

If you tacked on this rubbish,

my dear sister might go into shock and collapse!

I don't think you needed to call it " rubbish."

That's right! We gave this a lot of thought too, and...

Shut up! Get out of here! Not another word!

Please excuse us! Please excuse us!

Run! Run!

Maria Alice Matsushita Team

Lady Sachiko!

Oh, dear!

Yumi.

Oh! My body acted of its own volition!

If it's being friends, we can still do that now!

I think that might be impossible.