Original subtitles

Don't Tell Mother Maria.

Don't Tell Mother Maria. Don't tell Mother Maria.

Don't Tell Mother Maria.

Maria The Rose Mansion Matsushita Team

The maidens, who flock to Mother Maria's garden,

pass through the tall gates today yet again with innocent, angelic smiles.

Their pure hearts and bodies are clad in deep-colored uniforms.

So that the pleats of their skirts are not disturbed...

...and so that their white sailor collars are not set aflutter,

it is customary here to walk slowly and with decorum.

The Private Lillian Girls' Academy, a garden of maidens!

Okay, 10.34 seconds. You're in first place.

We'll be asking you to do the avant narration again, Yumi.

Yay!

Damn!

Maria The Mother Maria... Matsushita Team

Dear Sister...

Um... Did we just witness an incredible scoop?

N-No, we can't use it!

Maria Meeting Up Matsushita Team

Yumi.

Samba!

l-I don't even know where to begin...

Maria Squirrel Matsushita Team

A squirrel...

Come here.

Ow! Ow!

Maria Something Forgotten Matsushita Team

You forgot this, so I came to deliver it.

Maria Troubled Matsushita Team

Yumi, you're troubled by something right now, aren't you?

Troubled

Troubled What?! Is it showing on my face again?!

Troubled Is it ever!

Troubled Plainly, clearly, noticeably, perfectly, totally, expectedly, exactly, fully.