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Dearest Mother, up in Heaven,

Dearest Mother, up in Heaven,

They say there's nothing mysterious in this world...

They say there's nothing mysterious in this world...

But, Mother...

But, Mother... Do you believe in curses?

Curse

Curse

Curse

Curse

Curse

Curse

Curse

Curse

Curse

Curse

Curse

Curse

Curse

Curse

Curse

Curse

Curse

Curse

Kanako...

Here you go.

Is that a rosary?

You mean, you're going to give it to me as a gift?

Buy it.

Soliciting?

This will surely make you happy.

You lived in the 16th century in your previous life.

You were a giant anteater in Europe.

Is this spiritual counseling?

A giant anteater, just like in a Pablo Picasso painting.

It sounds so wild.

But I'm not gonna fall for it!

It's just a joke.

You can have it.

Thank you!

A gift from Matsurika!

Sniff, sniff.

Oh, Matsurika's smell!

For your information, it used to belong to my father.

Manly

Body

Odor

Good for you, Matsurika.

You finally got rid of that fey rosary, along with its curse.

Curse

C-Curse?

Yes. It gave him headaches because no matter how many times he tried to get rid of it,

it always found its way back to his bedside.

Not even exorcism would work, remember?

W-Wait a minute, Matsurika...

Oh?

Papa

Guess what!

It's an e-mail from my father.

Papa

Guess what!

Papa

Guess what!

Papa

Guess what!

Papa

Guess what!

Papa

Guess what!

Papa

Guess what!

Papa

Guess what!

"Hi, my pretty,"

Papa

Guess what!

Papa

Guess what!

Papa

Guess what!

Papa

Guess what!

my pretty.

Papa

Guess what!

my pretty.

Papa

Guess what!

my pretty.

Papa

Guess what!

my pretty.

Guess what!

my pretty.

Guess what!

my pretty.

Guess what!

my pretty.

"I don't know why, but suddenly it feels like a weight has been lifted from my shoulders."

Guess what!

my pretty.

I don't know why, but suddenly it feels like a

Guess what!

my pretty.

I don't know why, but suddenly it feels like a

Guess what!

my pretty.

I don't know why, but suddenly it feels like a

Guess what!

my pretty.

I don't know why, but suddenly it feels like a

my pretty.

I don't know why, but suddenly it feels like a

my pretty.

I don't know why, but suddenly it feels like a

my pretty.

I don't know why, but suddenly it feels like a

my pretty.

I don't know why, but suddenly it feels like a

great weight has been lifted from my shoulders.

my pretty.

I don't know why, but suddenly it feels like a

great weight has been lifted from my shoulders.

my pretty.

I don't know why, but suddenly it feels like a

great weight has been lifted from my shoulders.

my pretty.

I don't know why, but suddenly it feels like a

great weight has been lifted from my shoulders.

That's what he said.

No!

Wait! Take it back! Take it back!

Helping others isn't so bad after all, eh?

What a great, refreshing feeling this is.

I'm glad I could help my father for a change.

No! Take it back! Take it back!

Dearest Mother, up in Heaven

Dearest Mother, up in Heaven,

I've had nightmares every night since that incident.

A little girl... An adorable little girl is...

Shut up!

I want you all to be filthy sows!

I want you all to be filthy sows!

I want you all to be filthy sows!

I want you all to be filthy sows!

I want you all to be filthy sows!

Run

run

ri

ru

How do you do?

How do you do?

How do you do?

Lan

lan

la

la

An angel is passing by

An angel is passing by

An angel is passing by

Run

run

ri

ru

In a pretty bouquet

In a pretty bouquet

In a pretty bouquet

Nests the bee called love

Honestly, crazy love

Is paradise

Is paradise

Is paradise

Go, go, sparkling assault!

Disappointed, going down with the ship

Hey, people! Hey, people!

Hey, people! Hey, people!

Out of the way! Dance, Kieselbach! Woo...

Out of the way! Dance, Kieselbach! Woo...

Out of the way! Dance, Kieselbach! Woo...

Out of the way! Dance, Kieselbach! Woo...

Fair maidens in the shade on a sunny afternoon

Tenderly ripening in a miraculous fantasy

Tenderly ripening in a miraculous fantasy

Tenderly ripening in a miraculous fantasy

Tenderly ripening in a miraculous fantasy

Ah, my racing pulse!

Ah, my racing pulse!

Ah, my racing pulse!

Ah, my racing pulse!

Ah, my racing pulse!

Ah, my racing pulse!

Ah, my racing pulse!

I anticipate, anticipate, anticipate

I anticipate, anticipate, anticipate

I anticipate, anticipate, anticipate

I anticipate, anticipate, anticipate

I wait, wait, wait

I wait, wait, wait

I wait, wait, wait

Through this crimson squall

Through this crimson squall

Honestly, crazy love

Is paradise

Is paradise

Is paradise

Go, go, sparkling assault!

Disappointed, going down with the ship

A pounding, grinding sadist

What a Beauty Parasite

What a Beauty Parasite

What a Beauty Parasite

What a Beauty Parasite

One more time, sparkling assault!

Disappointed, going down with the ship

Hey, people!

Hey, people!

Hey, people!

Hey, people!

Out of the way! Dance, Kieselbach! Woo...

Out of the way! Dance, Kieselbach! Woo...

Out of the way! Dance, Kieselbach! Woo...

Out of the way! Dance, Kieselbach! Woo...

Out of the way! Dance, Kieselbach! Woo...

Out of the way! Dance, Kieselbach! Woo...

Run

run

ri

ru

How do you do?

How do you do?

How do you do?

Lan

lan

la

la

An angel is passing by

An angel is passing by

An angel is passing by

Run

run

ri

ru

In a pretty bouquet

In a pretty bouquet

Maria Holic

Alive

In a pretty bouquet

Lan

lan

la

la

La!

Oink!

Oink!

Chapter 10

Part 1

The Holy Man's Scapegoat

Special Summer Course

I'm telling you the truth! Seriously!

This adorable little girl has been standing by my pillow every single night and I haven't been able to sleep.

Curses are so unscientific.

I'm sure it's all in your head.

Then will someone take this instead of me?

I don't want it.

W-Well... I already have my own, so...

I-If you can't sleep, what about trying to do homework during those hours?

Get well soon.

Get well soon.

Get well soon.

Get well soon.

Get well soon.

Get well soon.

Get well soon.

Get well soon.

Get well soon.

Get well soon.

Get well soon.

Get well soon.

Get well soon.

Get well soon.

It's been a week since Miyamae Kanako started walking around with those bags under her eyes.

Shidoh told me that lack of sleep has been the cause, but I have my doubts.

I must save her.

Ame-no-Kisaki Second Girls' Dorm

For some reason, I have a very bad feeling about this.

Perhaps it's because of him.

"Him"?

It must be because we casually sent him a telegram,

informing him that you haven't been able to sleep because of the nightmares.

Telegram?

Why a telegram, of all things?

Kana on deathbed. Come home soon.

Telegrams are not casual at all!

We successfully ambushed! Dona Dona Dona Dona Dona...

[Hand]

....I mean!

I mean!

[Hot Spring]

I mean!

[Mosquito]

I mean!

Who is he anyway?!

Who did you send the telegram to?!

Knock

Knock

Twitch

Slowly...

Miyamae! Are you in there?

Miyamae!

Father Kanae!

Rumble!

Rumble!

Rumble!

Rumble!

Rumble!

Rumble!

Rumble!

Rumble!

Rumble!

Rumble!

Rumble!

Rumble!

Rumble!

Rumble!

Rumble!

Rumble!

Rumble!

Rumble!

Rumble!

Rumble!

Rumble!

Rumble!

Rumble!

Rumble!

Rumble!

Rumble!

Rumble!

Rumble!

Rumble!

Rumble!

Rumble!

Rumble!

Rumble!

Rumble!

Rumble!

Rumble!

Rumble!

Rumble!

Rumble!

Rumble!

S-Stay away.

Miyamae, Shidoh already told me everything!

If something's bothering you, I want you tell me all about it!

D-Dunaliella!

"Dunaliella"?

Dunaliella is a halophilic green micro-algae, also known as "Shiohige-Mushi" in Japan.

However,

However!

It is very unnatural to mention it right now.

Therefore, it's probably reasonable in this circumstance

to assume the algae is the reason for Miyamae's scream!

Miyamae! You must've had many sleepless nights,

feeling so frightened about it that it makes you scream it out!

But now there's nothing to worry about.

You can count on me!

Come on! Lie down on the bed!

O-Okay! Okay! But please, don't touch me!

Father Kanae, what are you going to do?

It's a little trick Mama showed me when I was little to make me fall asleep.

Usually, people count sheep jumping over a fence to fall asleep.

Yes. The same method is used in Mama's trick as well.

In the Old Testament, one can visualize the much-hated octopus known as "Devil Fish"

Octopus appeared!

and count the legs as you chop them one by one.

People used to believe

that doing so would drive the dream demon away and help you fall asleep in no time.

It's a brilliant trick.

Octopus?

Now, give it a try, Miyamae!

O-One...

Two...

Three...

Four...

Five...

Six...

Seven...

Eight...

Umm, it's done.

Oh, no!

I used to fall asleep before I finished counting to eight when I was little...

However, I guess eight legs aren't enough for Miyamae!

Now that Mama's trick failed, I'm down to my last method!

I learned hypnosis from one of the members of the study group.

Hypnosis?

Well then, relax and slowly close your eyes.

Picture this for me.

You're in the mountain walking on a path.

Then, you see an animal ahead walking towards you.

Tell me what animal it is.

Capybara?

Oh, no! This is a psychological test used to figure out the subject's hidden desire!

And to choose capybara, Miyamae... Your hidden desire is...

Sleeping together!

Sleeping together

What?

So that I can let you have a good night's sleep

and put the worries of Shidoh Mariya and Shinouji Matsurika to rest,

Roaaaarrrrr

I will surrender myself to you!

Sleeping together

Sleeping together

Sleeping together

Sleeping together

Sleeping together

Sleeping together

Sleeping together

Sleeping together

Sleeping together

Sleeping together

Sleeping together

Sleeping together

Sleeping together

Sleeping together

Sleeping together

Sleeping together

Sleeping together

Sleeping together

Sleeping together

It seems that she lost consciousness.

Well, I guess we could say she did fall asleep at the end.

Great... She was finally able to fall asleep peacefully.

Father Kanae, thank you so much.

Please, take this small gift.

Here, have this rosary.

Y-You're going to give this to me?

Yes, consider it a token of my appreciation.

Please always keep it with you.

Shidoh...

Your appreciation?

I gladly accept it!

A few days later...

I don't know why, but for some reason lately it feels like I've been dragging a terrible weight around.

There's this adorable little girl who visits my room every night.

Could it be...

In the wake of Shidoh Mariya, Shinouji Matsurika, Shiki Ayari, and Natsuru Maki...

the fifth love of my life?!

Chapter 10

Part 2

The Feast in the Wet Dream

Special Summer Course

Are you okay, Kanako?

You still haven't been able to sleep because of that fey rosary?

No, Mariya gave that to Father Kanae.

She said she would start losing sleep herself if I kept on having nightmares like that every night.

But...

Dearest Mother, up in Heaven,

Dearest Mother,

up in Heaven,

Today I learned there are things in life

you only realize were important to you after you lose them.

Today I learned there are things in life you only realize were important to you after you lose them.

Say, Matsurika.

About that fey rosary...

Aren't there other cursed items that come in various forms?

What?

I just can't forget about those nights I spent with that adorable little girl...

I mean, I don't want to be hung up on that adorable little girl.

For example, it could be a sexy, mature school nurse, or...

A feisty female police officer, or...

A stewar— I mean, a flight attendant...

Do you have any cursed items that I can use to see those type of things?

Woman, could you be any more depraved?

Sigh...

I guess I have no choice.

What do you think about this?

Wh-What is this?

The World of the Unknown

"The Cursed Flight Attendant's Stocking"

Excuse me! Is there a doctor on board?

I'm a school nurse.

Is there something I can do to help?

Please come this way.

So stuff like that really happens, huh?

Excuse me! Is there a sassy girl on board?

What? A sassy girl?

I may be able to assist you.

B-But it's not like I'm doing this for you, okay?!

This way please.

What kind of in-flight situation would require a doctor and a sassy chick?

What the hell is happening on this plane?

Is there a main character onboard, who is quite forgettable,

is constantly being mocked by others, and is also a lesbian?

Here!

That's me!

It has to be me, no one else!

I guess that didn't do.

Then what do you think about this?

What is this?

The World of the Unknown:

The Sequel

"The Nurse's Cursed Cap"

Can you read this?

I

What about this?

am

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fil

thy

les

bian

pig

Yep.

Very good.

Now, it's your turn to test me, Miyamae.

Now I'll get to make Natsuru to say the lines I want her to say!

This line and that line!

And I could make her say that line, too!

Love

You

Sploosshh

F-First, let's make her say the line, "Kanako, I love you!"

"Ka"?

It's not here! There's no "Ka" for Kanako!

Well then, let's try this!

Natsuru, what is this letter?

Ka

That didn't work either.

Then what do you think about this?

What is this?

The All-New World of the Unknown

"The Female Manga Author's Cursed G-Pen"

Draw

Draw

Draw

Miyamae!

I want you to draw a lesbian image in the background right here.

Y-Yes, ma'am!

Oh, no... just drawing a lesbian image is making my nose bleed!

What a realistic touch!

I know I'm in a dream, but it feels so real!

Hey, just what's going on, Matsurika?

Why do I keep on having dreams that resemble comedy skits?

That's expected.

There's no way such convenient cursed goods would exist in the first place.

Huh? What do you mean by that?

Those items you were sleeping with are not cursed,

but they used to belong to collectors with a certain taste,

Product Name Starting Bid

Burly man's used stocking 1 yen (Buy now)

Burly man's nurse cap 1 yen (Buy now)

Burly man's G-pen for manga 1 yen (Buy now)

and were acquired via online auctions.

No!

What do you mean, "a certain taste"? What kind of taste?!

Chapter 10

Part 3

The Forbidden Relationship

Dearest Mama, up in Heaven, how are you doing at the height of summer?

I heard an unsettling rumor the other day.

Rumor has it that the rosary gifted to me by Shidoh is actually cursed.

What does that mean, I wonder?

This is exactly what it means

\hScary Stories from around the world

I remember you mentioned a short story called "The Earl's Cross" a while back.

\hScary Stories from around the world

\hScary Stories from around the world

Scary Stories from around the world

Chapter One "The Earl's Cross"

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Chapter One "The Earl's Cross"

Scary Stories \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hfrom around the world

Chapter One "The Earl's Cross"

Chapter One "The Earl's Cross"

Touichirou's Journal

Side Story

Touichirou's Journal

Side Story

Touichirou's Journal

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Touichiro's Journal

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One day, a man realizes he's out of soy sauce,

so he runs to the nearby grocery store.

However, the store is closed.

XY Store

There he finds a paper with the store hours.

Store Hours

The man tweets...

Do you want to tweet at this follower? YES

I'm cross they close so early.

I'm cross they close so early!

I wonder if the fey rosary the students have been talking about

is also from one of those short stories.

If that's the case, I wonder what kind of story it is.

Fey rosary...

Fey

Fey...

Fey...

The rosary...

...is a symbol of my fay!

See you.

No. That doesn't make any sense.

To begin with, there's no need to be so hung up on making a connection between "fey" and "fay".

Fey (Cursed)

Fay (Faith)

Speaking of "fey",

the Okinawa and the Amami island priestesses are like fey creatures.

Nymphs...

Mumble, mumble, mumble, mumble...

Speaking of "fey", the Okinawa and the Amami islands priestesses are like fey creatures.

Father Kanae!

Can I please have it back?

Only that rosary comes with the adorable little girl!

M-Miyamae?

You know of that adorable little girl too?

So that means...

The Forbidden Love Triangle

Lesbian pig!!!

Little Girl?!

Self-Proclaimed Normalfag!!! (Now with 20% more Lolita complex)

The forbidden love triangle!

My, Miyamae and Father Kanae.

Having a chat in a place like this?

Dorm mistress...

Father Kanae, where did you get that rosary?

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I received this from Shidoh just the other day.

But you know what? Matsurika gave it to me before you got it!

That rosary is...

one that God misplaced when she was little.

I didn't realize it had reached you after being lost in the abyss of time.

Give it back.

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This used to be my favorite, and it comes with a lovely friend.

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Lovely friend? You mean that adorable little girl?

Wait! That rosary looks really old. When exactly was God's childhood?

In this world, there are things you're better off not knowing.

You shouldn't delve any further.

Otherwise...

You will die.

Now, shall we go, Yonakuni?

Dearest Mama, up in Heaven,

It looks like Touichirou's fifth love was quite short lived.

Chapter 10

Part 4

The Nape in the Summer

Dearest Mother, up in Heaven,

Dearest Mother,

up in Heaven

we're having a fun summer event tonight.

we're having a fun summer

event tonight

We've put on our yukata in preparation to go watch fireworks.

Kanako.

Are you ready?

That nape!

A nape that peeks right over the edge of a yukata holds an awesome power!

I can't take it.

But, wait a minute.

This means...

Kiri

Sachi

Yuzuru

I'll get to see the napes of Kiri, Sachi and Yuzuru!

Satsuki

Not only that,

I'll get to witness the raw napes of Satsuki and Komachi, who unexpectedly invited themselves!

Komachi

Raw Draft

Most Appreciated

So many napes around me!

Delusional State

Kiri's nape!

Sachi's nape!

Yuzuru's nape!

Satsuki's nape!

Komachi's nape!

Nape!

My life is burning red!

One nape for each person on Earth! One nape!

Crap...

I didn't think I'd have a nosebleed because this isn't the swim meet,

but if I see all those raw napes before me, I might not be able to contain myself!

I need to hurry up and come up with a countermeasure right now!

As always, Kanako's head is at boiling point, isn't it?

Oh well, it's summer, you know.

Liver \h\h\h\h\h\h\hslip.

Dried Liver

Dried Liver

Dried Liver

Dried Liver

Dried Liver

Dried Liver

Dried liver?

That's because I've been told it's dangerous to eat it raw during summer.

No! I mean, why isn't anyone putting their hair up?!

Those beautiful napes.

Napes...

Napes...!

I even figured out how to handle my nosebleeds...

Just wait a minute, Chifumi! I didn't say I was going yet!

You've already changed into your yukata. It's too late now!

B-But...

You need a break every now and then.

Come on, hurry! Everyone's waiting.

Ryuken...

H-Hi, Kanako...

Hi, everyone.

Chifumi begged me to wear it, so...

Now everyone's here, right?

Well then, shall we?

You'll get the best view if you go through the woods up ahead.

I've never been to this side of the school before.

Don't worry. We have permission.

We'll get to see the fireworks from the premises of our academy. That's wonderful.

Everyone's without a care in the world, huh?

You need to enjoy it too, Ishima!

All you ever talk about is the entrance exam!

I have a dream that I want to achieve.

What's your dream anyway?

One's dream shouldn't be shared with others so casually!

You're so square! You're too square, Ishima!

What's the matter, Kanako?

Napes...

What? Napes?

Speaking of napes,

When you take a bath

for the seventh consecutive year,

the nape has been the number one body part most Japanese women wash first in the bath.

When you take a bath

7th Consecutive Year

7th Consecutive Year

7th Consecutive Year

7th Consecutive Year

No. 1

No. 1

No. 1

No. 1

That's right! 70% of Japanese women wash their napes first in the bath!

I-I didn't know that.

I wash my upper arms first.

I bet your upper arms are worth washing!

Wh-What are you trying to imply, Chifumi?

Hey, where do you wash first, Mariya?

I'd say... the left elbow.

For your information, I wash the left ankle first.

What's up with this yukata harem?

Even Mariya is acting extraordinarily girly today.

Where do you wash first, Kanako?

You're just like a real girl!

Don't tell me this is a dream again!

Could it be the Humongous Firecrackers of the Cursed Fireworks Technician?

No such thing exists.

Dorm mistress!

Oh my, everyone is here already.

It's starting!

Hurry! Over here, over here!

Mariya, you stay right by me!

It's so pretty...

It is pretty indeed.

Don't just believe the rumors

My heart is still pure

I love living dream after dream

Perhaps tonight, holding a red rose,

I will dance with a beauty

Or perhaps, I will give

my passionate heart to my lover

To become a papillon?

To become a bloom?

The romance of the night, I leave up to you

Just for tonight,

just for tonight,

no one can stop us

To become a papillon? To become a bloom?

The romance of the night, I leave up to you

Just for tonight, just for tonight

no one can stop us

Maria Holic

Alive

Bonus

Peachtaro, who was born from a peach!

Extra (Peach)

Gold

Goldtaro, who was born from gold!

Urashima Taro, born from Urashima island!

Mamataro, born from his mother, Yoshiko!

What-in-the-world-taro, who was born from God knows what.

Here we come!