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Original subtitles

On the grounds of Ame-no-Kisaki Girls Academy lies the Shidoh manor.

Mariya. Matsurika. Welcome home.

Long time no see.

Shizu. Rindoh. It pleases me to find you in good health.

So, did you bring it?

Of course.

Rindoh.

Yes, Mistress.

Excellent! I hope this doesn't bring you to tears!

You too!

Take this!

Class

Name

Height:

Weight:

Shidoh Mariya

Class

Name

Height:

Shidoh Shizu

dizzy

Hahaha

I win.

Impossible!

I'm the elder brother! I can't be shorter!

I refuse to accept this!

Don't let it go to your head!

It's only 3mm! That's more of a rounding error than anything!

Your feigned hostility act would fool anyone, brother.

But 3mm is a decisive gap!

And there's a notable gap in weights as well.

Rindoh?!

Mistress Shizu is a whole—

Mistress Shizu is a growing girl, so-

Whaa whaa whaa

Pff...

Shall we call it a draw, sister?

Very well, brother.

Then, it's time for round two!

Let's compare our midterms!

Take this!

They're like two little kids playing cards.

It's almost calming to watch.

You know, we're twins too, but we're not alike at all.

But those two really are a perfect match.

I want you all to be filthy sows!

Run

run

How do you do?

Lan

lan

An angel is passing by

Run

run

In a pretty bouquet

Nests the bee called love

Honestly, crazy love

Is paradise

Go, go, sparkling assault!

Disappointed, going down with the ship

Hey, people! Hey, people!

Out of the way! Dance, Kieselbach! Woo...

Fair maidens in the shade on a sunny afternoon

Tenderly ripening in a miraculous fantasy

Ah, my racing pulse!

I anticipate, anticipate, anticipate

I wait, wait, wait

Through this crimson squall

Honestly, crazy love

Is paradise

Go, go, sparkling assault!

Disappointed, going down with the ship

A pounding, grinding sadist

What a Beauty Paradise

One more time, sparkling assault!

Disappointed, going down with the ship

Hey, people!

Out of the way! Dance, Kieselbach! Woo...

Run

run

How do you do?

Lan

lan

An angel is passing by

Run

run

In a pretty bouquet

Maria Holic

Alive

In a pretty bouquet

Lan

lan

La!

Oink!

Ame-no-Kisaki Second Girls' Dorm

After that long rainy spell, it's finally summer, huh, Yonakuni?

Dearest Mother, up in Heaven,

having somehow survived my exams, I eagerly await summer vacation.

And the swim meet!

Lustful locker rooms!

Shocking showers!

Wonderful warmups!

The captivating crawl!

The breathtaking breaststroke!

The beautiful butterfly!

And the sensual, salacious swimsuit slips!

You're praying to your dead mom about swimsuit slips?

Ah! I'm sorry, Mother!

Your "mother in Heaven" must be spinning in her grave.

But she'll forgive me!

After all, it's the swim meet!

And it's open to all students!

The girls I can never see when we're at the pool for gym class will be there!

Ryuken, the senior! Ayari, the class rep! Even Natsuru!

All the beauties of Ame-no-Kisaki will assemble there in their swimsuits!

Mariya, Matsurika, you two need to join in too!

Oh, oh! We'll have synchronized swimming and pool cavalry battles! We never have those!

There's something wrong with you if you're not looking forward to it!

Even if I don't get slips, I'll at least get tips!

What the hell are "tips"?

Tips, you see...

For example,

when I slip by the pool and fall on the girl next to me, the tip of my tongue might inadvertently slip as well!

tips

The faint odor of chlorine at that moment is summer incarnate!

Now that I think about it, tips are even better than slips!

Tips are awesome!

Kanako's working herself up even more than usual.

I can't wait!

Hurry up and get here, swim meet!

The True Swimming Competition Full of Pretty Girls

The day of the swim meet

The day of the swim meet.

That day, Kanako's nosebleed dyed Ame-no-Kisaki's pool crimson.

It's over... It's already over...

I was looking forward to it so much, but it was over after just one event!

I can't believe Mariya swapped for Shizu during the pool cavalry battle...

I've got you now, Mariya!

Chest!

Wait!

Just remembering it gives me a nosebleed!

Well, I heard you had a bit of trouble, but I'm glad the Ame-no-Kisaki swim meet ended up fine.

A bit of trouble?!

I didn't think there'd be actual slips.

It would have been quite unfortunate if you hadn't swapped with Shizu.

If we hadn't, I would have won!

Following the will of the former chairwoman, Shizu and Mariya

traded genders and were enrolled in Ame-no-Kisaki and Mihoshi-no-Mori.

If their real sex is discovered, it's game over.

The winner becomes the new chair.

Of course, Miyamae Kanako already knows the truth about both of them.

Well, there's nothing we can do about that.

Ring

Click!

It appears the rat has set off the trap.

Dearest Mother, up in Heaven,

I'm currently infiltrating the manor of Shidoh Mariya.

It's a gaudy mansion. It reeks of bourgeois.

Damn cheeky brat!

No, wait, I came here to apologize.

I need to apologize to Shizu for making her flash everyone.

Mission complete.

ehehe

Target captured.

Dizzy

If you're gonna play army man, do it on your own time.

Dizzy

Military nerd.

Dizzy

Mariya.

Dizzy

We don't have our own time.

And gee, I wonder whose fault that is.

I heard you might honor us with your presence, so I set this trap.

I keep catching random people lately, though.

You caught Father Kanae in a pit trap yesterday, didn't you?

Just quit setting traps in people's gardens, okay?

You'll hurt the landscapers.

To you, this may just be your garden.

But to me, it's a warzone etched into my memory!

Yeah, you really need to quit playing army man.

My favorite battlefield.

Saying it in English won't change a thing.

MFBF!

No abbreviations, either!

Now that I think of it, they've both been very familiar with traps since they were young.

They keep trying them on each other.

Curse you!

Aww, almost!

I thought Rindoh was done fighting.

Um, sorry to interrupt...

U M . . .

But this hurts. It's really tight; I'd appreciate it if you could get me out...

Didn't Mister Higgins say you could only spend an hour a day on this shit?

Fool, there's no such thing as a one-hour war.

Goddammit!

Come on! I'm a guest!

A VIP! A Very Important Person!

So why are you treating me like this?!

Sorry, Kana. I'll let you out.

Oh, so this is the famous Miyamae Kanako.

The "telephone pole".

Or the "1/1 scale Gumdan". You're living in Shizuoka now, aren't you?

What are you doing at my house, anyway?

This is trespassing.

Touch

Ooh, that looks fun. Can I touch you too?

No! I'll break out!

I'll break out!

Rindoh!

Mariya, you stop it too!

I'm sorry I snuck into your garden.

I just wanted to apologize to Shizu again for making her flash everyone!

It's fine. Just forget about it.

Anyway, are you okay?

That's enough.

Any more and you'll spoil her.

She did that during the pool cavalry battle in order to expose me!

Bull's-eye

You drove her to it!

Shizu...

Hmph

Fine.

Kanako. Go back to the dorm.

Aren't you coming back too?

I'll stay here tonight.

Oh, really? Why?

Well...

There's no need for me to tell you.

You'll understand tomorrow.

Tomorrow?

What is this about?

How do you do?

Good morning, Miyamae.

Miss Enjouzi!

I understand yesterday's swim meet was quite the event.

We need to talk about that whole slip thing.

Mariya?!

Kanako...

You seemed so shocked by yesterday's slip,

that I thought you should see it again.

So I asked Shidoh to lend her services.

Now, Miyamae! Reach out and grasp with your own two hands!

Slip

My body is ready...

Never mind slips, Mariya's a man!

If I do it again, something else will pop out, and I'll be free!

Expulsion

Regardless, a slip now would be—

A dream?

Good morning, Kanako.

Mariya?

I thought you were staying at home!

Yes. I just got back.

Don't touch me! I'll break out!

I'll break out!

Wait, I'm not?

Shizu?!

Oh, today is the Mihoshi-no-Mori swim meet?

Is that what Mariya meant?

It's funny, it doesn't seem like the kind of thing you'd hide.

Maybe he just wanted to add a bit of suspense before the commercial.

But why come to the dorm? You could've just gone straight to school.

I wanted to see what it's like living in a girl's dorm.

After all, I'm stuck with all the guys at Mihoshi-no-Mori.

Good morning, Shidoh!

Good morning!

That's right, Shizu doesn't break out like I do, but she's still a misandrist.

Anyway, wait!

Just for today, Mariya is Shizu!

I can enjoy my roommate being a hottie!

Not a fake, the real thing!

A proper polite maiden who won't give me hives if she touches me!

I don't think you have to worry about that.

Dearest Mother, up in Heaven,

Dearest Mother, up in Heaven, I am in a state of utter bliss!

I am in a state of utter bliss

Eating breakfast with a beautiful maiden,

brushing crumbs off her cheek,

sharing a moment by our lockers,

chatting happily,

walking to school together,

our fingers brushing up against each other by chance!

It's not a fantasy like usual! It's not a dream!

It's for real!

Right, Matsurika?

Yes. Shall I pinch you?

Go ahead!

Pinch

It hurts, it hurts! Stop it!

But it's not a dream!

Yeah, this feels great!

I can't believe just swapping for Shizu makes me this happy!

Is something wrong?

No, not at all!

I just want to keep walking with you like this forever...

However!

However

Anyway, here are the freshmen's classrooms.

Even if Mariya is Shizu today, once we get to school we're in different classes.

What's wrong with Kanako?

She's been like that since morning.

Just like a lovestruck maiden.

Class journal

Kanako!

Shizu?

What's up? Why did you bring me here?

How to say this... When I said today was the Mihoshi-no-Mori swim meet, I lied...

Then why did you change with Mariya?

I had to beg him...

I... I've realized...

Realized?

What I feel for you...

Affection

When I think of you, my heart pounds, and I'm so happy...

Shizu...

So I asked Mariya to stop this swap game...

Even though it means I lose...

So Mariya's "You'll understand tomorrow" wasn't just to get people to tune back in?

Yes.

From today on, I'll attend Ame-no-Kisaki, and be your roommate...

We'll be together forever now, Kana!

Shizu...

Kana!

Hold it!

Hold

What are you two doing?!

Miss Enjouzi!

Shidoh! The bell's already rung.

Back to the gym.

But...

No buts!

I won't let anyone have Kanako!

Kanako's lips belong to me!

Now, Kanako!

Follow me into the temptation of mouth-to-mouth!

Stop it, Miss Enjouzi! You two!

Mouth-to-mouth, Kanako!

Kana... That pendant...

Cafeteria

It was just a dream again!

Dream endings piss me off so much!

And I don't even know when I started!

Has everything today been a dream?

I don't know what you've been dreaming about, but...

At least up until I said you looked like a lovestruck maiden, it was real.

Really?

Great!

But I'd be so happy if Mariya stayed Shizu...

Even without that dreamlike confession!

If Shizu was just my roommate from now on...

No, not even from now on!

Just one night with her!

Spending one night sharing a bedroom with Shizu!

Munch

murmur

Munch

murmur

Munch

murmur

Munch

murmur

Munch

murmur

Munch

murmur

Munch

murmur

So, I heard Mihoshi-no-Mori was having their swim meet today.

One of the girls in the archery club has a little brother who goes there.

Having to drag Kanako to the nurse's office made ours a mess.

I hope theirs goes smoother.

Wait, if something happens at the Mihoshi-no-Mori swim meet, and Mariya can't come back...

Operating

Bed

rest

That means Shizu will have to stay as my roommate!

Self-restraint

What's up, Kanako?

Nothing...

What are you thinking, Kanako?

Wouldn't that be convenient!

Oh well, if it won't happen, I'll make it happen!

But...

Ends justify the means

Kanako...

But that means I need to infiltrate Mihoshi-no-Mori!

Soldier

Oh, but that's so dangerous!

Soldier

Rattle

But I have no other choice if I'm to have my night with Shizu!

Resolute

Sachi... Yuzuru, Kiri...

Here.

If I don't make it back,

give this pendant to my little sister back home...

Kanako, that's—

push

That's what they call a death flag.

After this battle, I'm going to propose!

Don't worry. You can make it happen.

First, get some quality seafood from Honoka.

Trade that to God for the key to the First Girls' Dorm's emergency exit.

Change into street clothes so that I won't be identified as an Ame-no-Kisaki student.

Ame-no-Kisaki First Girls' Dorm

Sneak onto Mihoshi-no-Mori grounds through the First Girls' Dorm emergency exit.

I've infiltrated the pool during lunch!

Now, how do I make sure Mariya has an accident?

Make the poolside slippery so he falls?

Locker room

Trap him in the locker room?

Locker room

Or take the easy route and pull his swimsuit off?

Pull

Locker room

Pull

The humiliation of that should shock him enough to—

Kanako!

Kanako

What are you doing there?

Oh no! Lunch is over!

It's you, right? Miss Miyanomae, the new teacher?

The All-Japan Pool Cavalry Battle Association member,

with a third-class degree?

I see, I see, you're here to judge the pool cavalry battle this afternoon.

Um... That's...

No!

Dearest Mother, up in Heaven,

something slipped out at Mihoshi-no-Mori.

Episode 7 The True Swimming Competition Full of Pretty Girls

Don't just believe the rumors

My heart is still pure

I love living dream after dream

Perhaps tonight, holding a red rose,

I will dance with a beauty

Or perhaps, I will give

my passionate heart to my lover

To become a papillon?

To become a bloom?

The romance of the night, I leave up to you

Just for tonight,

just for tonight,

no one can stop us

To become a papillon? To become a bloom?

The romance of the night, I leave up to you

Just for tonight, just for tonight

no one can stop us

Maria Holic

Alive

Rindoh's journal

Rindoh's journal.

Hi. This is Rindoh.

My hobby... survival games.

Awaiting Mariya's presence today,

I have set traps.

However, I've been catching a lot of uninvolved people lately.

...and that is what Kanako dreamed of today.

Another dream twist?

Is this really Matsurika's Journal, too?

Of course.

Matsurika's Journal

Bonus

What big ears you have!

Because he was a spoiled brat...

What big eyes you have!

Because he was a spoiled brat...

What big hands you have!

Because he was a spoiled brat...

And what a really big mouth you have...

Because he was a spoiled brat...