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Original subtitles

Dearest Mother and Father back home,

we have reached the end of the rainy season, and the heat continues in earnest.

I hope this text finds you in good health.

May I talk a little about a fairy tale?

Long ago, there lived a giant, a failure of a girl.

Not only was she a failure, she did nothing to compensate for that failure,

Miyamae Kanako

and so achieved the prodigy of failing all her subjects.

Miyamae Kanako

God, having learned of her actions,

locked the giant girl up for one week in a room where time flowed differently.

Chk

grr

To her however, it felt like one year.

woof

panic

grr

This was her punishment, to have to study furiously for her make-up exams.

woof

grr

Waaugh!

Send

Thus, the giant girl was gone for an entire week.

beep

BEEEP

So, for now, please enjoy "Matsurika Holic".

I want you all to be filthy sows!

Run

run

How do you do?

Lan

lan

An angel is passing by

Run

run

In a pretty bouquet

Nests the bee called love

Honestly, crazy love

Smile!

Is paradise

Go, go, sparkling assault!

Disappointed, going down with the ship

Hey, people! Hi, people!

Out of the way! Dance, Kieselbach! Woo...

Fair maidens in the shade on a sunny afternoon

Tenderly ripening in a miraculous fantasy

Ah, my racing pulse!

I anticipate, anticipate, anticipate

I wait, wait, wait

Through this crimson squall

Honestly, crazy love

Is paradise

Go, go, sparkling assault!

Disappointed, going down with the ship

A pounding, grinding sadist

What a Beauty Paradise

One more time, sparkling assault!

Disappointed, going down with the ship

Hey, people!

Hi, people!

Out of the way! Dance, Kieselbach! Woo...

Run

run

How do you do?

Lan

lan

An angel is passing by

Run

run

In a pretty bouquet

Matsurika Holic

Alive

Lan

Matsurika Holic

Alive

lan

La!

Chapter 6

Heart-Pounding Mission: School Scramble

Day 2: Afternoon

knock

Shidoh, are you not in?

knock

Shidoh!

What is it, Ishima?

Miss Shidoh is spending a week visiting family.

Dorm mistress.

I came to partake in some of the delicious sweets Shidoh always prepares.

I see...

Her roommate Miyamae is also on a trip.

This will be a lonely week, won't it?

To think, I can't eat the delectable sweets Shidoh always provides...

It seems this will be a trying week.

Yes. I wish we had a new pastime to help cheer up this gloomy atmosphere!

Day 3: Morning

Ta-daa! I've thought of a new pastime.

I call it,

"Learn While You Have Fun: Historic Battles - The Dawn of Japan".

As supplementary teaching materials?

If you're after the popular "rekijo" niche, wouldn't it be better to go with the Warring States Period?

Nandaro's...

What are rekijo?

What are Rekijo?

Nandaro's...

What are Rekijo?

They're women who get way too excited

over military generals and the relations between them during the Warring States Period.

Warring States Merchandise Shop

Make note that most of them have no actual interest in the history of Japan beyond that.

Brief rest

Wanna

quit

Old

10,000

yen

With this,

the

matter

settled

Brief rest

yen

matter

settled

yen

matter

settled

Warring States Merchandise Shop

I smell money!

Brief rest

Warring States Merchandise Shop

Brief rest

That's right.

That's right

The rekijo!

Huh?

Do it, boy's love! An eyepatch, let's party.

They dress up only the catchy parts of Japan's history.

How utterly pitiful!

So, your answer to that lamentable trend is... this?

I think it's perfect for those who like military commanders and dashing samurai.

These figures are often portrayed in novels and TV dramas,

How to Use an Iron Fan

Serizawa Kamo

Inside the Great, Dark Mountain

We interrupt this program to bring you this news bulletin.

You killjoy!

Do it!

Sip

and it would be easy for newcomers to Japanese history to get into, right?

I think it would be good if we could get a lively exchange going on campus,

Enraptured

Ha!

like, "So, do you favor revering the emperor or expelling the barbarians?"

Rattle \h\h\h\h\hRattle

It's splendid!

Shidoh!

Letting people learn while having fun... It's splendid!

I feel the passion of Miss Kumagai's teaching!

No, you exaggerate, Shidoh.

That's right. She's just a Japanese history nerd.

However...

I don't think this will convey your feelings to the students appropriately.

Huh?

RIIIIP

The make feels cheap. Color copies on thick paper, that's not enough to pique one's interest.

There is a roughness to both texture and usability.

They have these beautiful illustrations on them,

so they should have the same value as collector's items.

But I don't have the budget to make something like that...

Please, allow me to help.

If I ask the printers at one of our firms, he'll take on the job for cheap.

We can bang out 300 starter packs, then we'll follow up with 1,000 five-card booster packs.

That many?!

Please wait, Shidoh. Even if you make these, no one will buy them.

Please don't worry, Miss Tonomura. The first round at least is sure to sell, I'm sure of it.

Rekijo are in right now, but there's no telling when a knockoff will come out.

Probability of a Rush Knockoff

Fad-calming Index

In one week

After one week

When it comes to card games, the last one on the scene is the loser, so we have to hurry.

Remaining:

Thinking

First-on-market Win Index

If we have them work late, maybe we can have it done by this week.

No, first thing tomorrow morning, we can have them ready to sell!

Follow-up Win Index

Once they're finished, let's try selling them at Mihoshi-no-Mori as well.

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That makes sense.

Mariya's real monetary considerations will continue for a while.

Please enjoy this pleasant scenery until they've finished.

We'll sell these, passing them off as supplementary teaching material,

but gradually shape them into a card battle game,

eventually aiming toward nationwide tournaments.

A strategic move would be to create an appropriate organization,

like the Japan History Federation or History Link Japan,

then introduce these as the organization's recommended study aid,

which should make it easy to get them into bookstores.

Hmmm...

But having these become more sellable...

We must plug that moat before Miss Kumagai can think clearly!

Should we try making a Heian Period deck next,

focusing on the popular war of the Genji and Heike clans?

An interesting heian deck!!

A Heian deck, fascinating!

Judging by your reaction, it would seem you already have a concept for it.

Naturally, I've already placed an order for the illustrations!

Leave it to me. I shall spring forth like a mighty arrow!

Ah.

Looks like that arrow has struck Fumi's chest.

Struck

Dazed

Incidentally, Shidoh, what brings you to the nurse's office first thing in the morning?

Rip...

Ah!

I got word from Miss Kumagai.

Day 3: Before SHR

Huh?

Kanako's on vacation? For a week?

Yes. Mariya said she wanted Miss Kumagai to be informed.

Is that so? Kanako certainly has a weak constitution. She often has nosebleeds...

Pwhaa!

Totter...

spltt \h\h\h\h\hspltt...

Actually, it's not illness. It has something to do with her family.

Yes. And she has make-up exams, too...

Speaking of, it is rather quiet today, isn't it?

Sure enough, it's lonely without Kanako around.

Indeed. Things are rather dreary.

She was always the center of such commotion.

Sparkle

If things are dreary, maybe we should brighten them up.

Oh! Nanami, you're so smart!

Good! I just happen to have a flower!

tonk

I-I just hope this isn't a problem with the PTA!

FLUSTERED

Momoi, unfortunately, that is not enough to replace the presence she represented.

Oh. You can't really tell it's Kanako's desk, now can you?

tonk

So we should do this!

It's perfect, Momoi!

I-I believe that could lead to a misunderstanding!

What do you say we investigate a different approach?

A different approach?

Day 4: After Class

That's a wonderful hairpin, Ryuken.

Oh, this? Ayari gave it to me, saying it's not good for my bangs to cover my eyes.

That was made by the student council president, the charismatic designer of Ame-no-Kisaki?

It's a new item!

How embarrassing. It doesn't suit this rough hairstyle, does it?

Th-That's not true at all!

R-Ryuken, you look wonderful no matter what your hairstyle is!

Thank you. If possible, I, too, would like to have a hairstyle that is popular.

At that moment, no one could have imagined that Ishima Ryuken's throwaway comment

would result in the birth of Ame-no-Kisaki's charismatic up-do hairstylist.

I, Tsutsui Honoka, shall make your wish come true!

Drama Club

Day 5: Night

I challenge you!

Two Black Ship cards and Matthew Calbraith Perry, to make the Convention of Kanagawa!

Black

Ship

Matthew Perry

Yonakuni, I'm making this a "compelled opening of Japan" deck!

Matthew Perry

Also, I'm putting Harris on the stage!

Townsend Harris

Initiate the Treaty of Amity and Commerce!

Let's be friends

And now, the trap card!

Sure enough, it was a good idea to hand out a sample to the dorm mistress.

Yeah.

And we predicted she'd force the dorm students to buy them in order to find opponents.

It feels like we're printing money.

Because we incur no costs other than that for printing.

My, this is quite the turnout, isn't it?

Dorm mistress.

I'd like to hold the first official tournament this Sunday.

Whoa...

Can you finish the booster packs by then?

WOW

Yes. Everything is ready to place enough orders to match tomorrow's demands.

"Official"? This is bad.

There's no way we're losin' the rights to the official tournament here!

Leave it to me.

I will undertake the handling of the official tournament to the best of my ability.

Shoot!

"Shoot"?

Oh, no, nothing at all.

In that case, I'd like to talk about the winner's prize, penalties, and God's royalties.

Royalties, you say?

Oh, yes.

Day 6: 7:45 PM

Ayari, it's already dark outside.

Yes. But...

Look! It's complete!

DESK

When this big order came in, I didn't know what to do,

but after working at it day after day, it may just work out.

I never thought we'd be asked to decorate a desk.

Yes. But I was more surprised to get the thumbs up from the school's side.

chak

What's this? Light coming from a classroom, at this hour?

She is the divine goddess, beautiful both inside and out.

How bewitching she appears today, as well!

What is she doing in the second-years' classroom?

In any case, it's late at night, so should I not see her home?

N-No, this feeling is nothing to regret; it is my duty as a teacher!

I sure was surprised when we came to this classroom.

I never thought there'd be flowers and a picture on Miyamae's desk.

What's this?!

I-It's impossible!

The following are images from Father Kanae's imagination

Isn't Miyamae on vacation to deal with family matters?

The following are images from Father Kanae's imagination

There's only one reason I can fathom

for flowers and a photograph to be placed on her desk...

Born in the morning, dead by night.

I know human life is fleeting, but I hope I am mistaken!

Calm down, Touichirou. It isn't certain yet.

chak

clomp

First, I must find out the truth. Then, we move on to the second half!

Day 7: Early Morning

What pleasant sleep.

My own, familiar room...

A mattress just firm enough...

sqk...

Gentle birdsong reaching my ears...

What a wonderful morning.

Mariya, now that we've returned to the mansion, why not return to your normal appearance?

Don't talk nonsense!

Don't talk

nonsense!

Now is the chance for some overdue fanservice.

I have to show all my followers out there how cute I am when I'm sleeping.

Don't you think that, with one character gone, this is a chance to make yourself stand out?

That character is coming back tomorrow, huh?

I thought this would be a chance to spend some leisurely time,

but so many things have happened this week, haven't they?

Yeah...

yeah...

Decoring got popular, up-hairdos got popular, card games got popular...

Yay!

This character

Sure enough, in terms of story, we don't need that chick.

Day 7: Before HR

Shidoh! Shinouji!

Good morning, Father Kanae.

Good morning.

G-Good morning.

Ah, how divine you appear today as well, my pretties.

May we help you with something?

Ah!

I-It's about Miyamae.

Yes.

YES

She departed the other day.

Departed?!

I-I knew Miyamae was no more of this realm.

Yes.

She's gone somewhere where she can't be reached, hasn't she?

A c r u c i a l g a p r e s u l t i n g f r o m t h e s e t w o n o t s h a r i n g i n f o r m a t i o n

Some extra-planar space where the flow of time is different from ours.

I knew it! But why was her death not announced?

D-Do you happen to know the reason for her departure?

A c r u c i a l g a p r e s u l t i n g f r o m t h e s e t w o n o t s h a r i n g i n f o r m a t i o n

Well...

I think it was due to the decision to have her do make-up tests for all her subjects.

So she killed herself?!

Life is a burden, but death is as light as a feather.

Why? Why, Miyamae?!

If you were feeling that lost, why didn't you come to me for counsel?

You did something that foolish over the results of your semester exams?

No. If I think about if for a second, failing all of her exams is strange, isn't it?

If she'd been attending classes, such an outcome would've been inconceivable!

Or did something trouble her such that she couldn't concentrate on her tests?

Or maybe she had something in mind and failed on purpose?!

What is it, Father Kanae?

Your face seems somewhat troubled.

No! Repairing a shattered vessel is not possible!

Repair a shattered vessel:

To cling hopefully to something which outcome cannot be reversed

What must be considered now is not our absent Miyamae,

but the happiness of the girls before you, Touichirou!

And yet, they are the ones that worry for me when it is my duty to be supportive.

How pitiful!

Mariya.

Father Kanae seems to be regarding us somewhat eerily.

Whisper

Yeah.

Oh, there's the first bell.

I'm sorry, homeroom is about to begin. Excuse us.

W-Wait!

Shidoh, Shinouji. How fleeting you seem before me...

Come to think of it, the gaze with which Shidoh eyed me

was the way one regards a stone by the roadside.

A stone by the wayside:

A metaphor for something one would make no effort to acquire, such as a rock by the side of the road

As for Shinouji, she was icy and emotionless!

Things cannot stand like this!

O Miyamae in Heaven, please watch over me.

I, Kanae Touichirou, will bring forth their true smiles!

SKRNCH

Dearest Mama, up in Heaven,

How can I express this situation, difficult to comprehend as it is?

He who curses others, digs his own grave?

He who curses others, digs his own grave: Bad will toward others is bound to return to oneself.

No. Only "grave" is appropriate in this case.

The path ahead cannot be read?

The path ahead cannot be read: No one knows what the future holds.

Yes. That is close, but it fails to capture my current feelings.

Wait, what is this?

What is this?

Shizu. The trap prepared for Mariya has been sprung.

Huh?

Father Kanae?!

How disappointing.

You're the one who's disappointing! Dig him out, Rindoh, you idiot!

It would be more environmentally friendly to bury him than to dig out.

Let's plant a tree

atop him.

For the

splendid future

of Mother Earth.

Idiot!

HOT HOT

I'm sorry. Your robes were soiled with mud, so I washed them for you.

Hey.

Hey

Hot

Hurry and apologize, Rindoh!

Hot

I'm very sorry.

Hot

I never thought someone would be foolish enough to fall for a fake trap.

Hot

thp

Still, it's a good thing that it was a fake.

Rindoh's "main dish" up ahead consisted of Viet Cong manufactured explosives.

If you'd run into that, there's no telling if you would've emerged unscathed.

Ah.

I'd planned to visit Shidoh at home, but I seem to have strayed into a most terrifying place...

But...

Um, you were visiting Mariya at home today?

Has my little sister caused some trouble?

I don't know when Mariya or our parents will be returning, so perhaps I might be of assistance?

They resemble each other!

RRRRUMBLE

TWITCH

RRRRUMBLE

TWITCH

RRRRUMBLE

TWITCH

RRRRUMBLE

TWITCH

RRRRUMBLE

TWITCH

RRRRUMBLE

I-Is something the matter?

RRRRUMBLE

No, nothing at all.

I'd heard they were twins, but I never thought they would look this much alike!

There's no way a nice, gifted student like Shidoh would cause problems.

But I must heal the wound in her heart...

I'm getting a bad feeling about this guy, Shizu.

whisper

Shh! Shut up, Rindoh!

Shh!

This person's countenance is so charming that one wouldn't think him a man.

And also...

He has such a lovely fragrance...

No, no, no, no, no, no, no!

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!

Calm down, Touichiro! Don't worry, take it easy!

Loose Translation by

Shinbou Akiko

Calm

Be calm, Touichiro.

Calm

Shizu is Shidoh's older brother.

Calm

He is definitely a boy! Boys be ambitious!

(Parting words of Prof. William S. Clark to his students.)

Father Kanae?

Is it that difficult to discuss?

Um...

So, I just won't do?

No problem! Be careful!

Emergency. Emergency.

BEEP BEEP BEEP (ALERT) BEEP BEEP BEEP (ALERT) BEEP BEEP BEEP (ALERT) BEEP BEEP BEEP (ALERT)

No!

It's no good. You're heading for eternal damnation, Touichiro.

At this rate, there's no telling what you'll do!

U-Uh, well...

Murmur murmur, murmur murmur murmur?

"He offers his confidence and his love."

(Slogan used by a certain underwear maker)

If I don't get out of here as soon as possible...

As soon as!

bwsh

(Used to mean, e.g., "Go get me some bread, like in the next three seconds.")

Loose translation by Shinbou Akiko

What's this?

I'm normal! Normal!

Father Kanae!

Did you notice?

Hm?

Father Kanae is not what he seems.

He was eyeing you with a gaze not generally given to men.

Don't be silly. You're overthinking things.

No. I simply noticed, nothing more.

Kanae Touichirou is a man to be wary of.

What am I doing?

I am not her homeroom teacher, yet I go to her house unannounced.

Did I not become ecstatic that I was the only one who could console Shidoh

regarding Miyamae's disappearance?

If so, wouldn't this mean that I was indirectly happy over Miyamae's death?

So could earlier have been God's punishment for my lewdness?

Father Kanae?

Shidoh, Shinouji. Are you just now headed home?

Yes. Our club activities ran rather long.

Ah, such bewitching smiles. How enchanting you both are, bathed in moonlight.

However...

Um, by the way, Father—

Excuse me, Shidoh. I have no right to gaze upon you right now.

Huh? Um...

I was going to ask, "Why are you walking away from my house wearing a bathrobe?"

I thought the season for perverted activities had passed.

Dearest Mama in Heaven. When I think about it calmly, as a servant of God, love for me is...

Ah! Father Kanae!

You're the student council vice president?

The night is late. Hurry and go home.

I-I will. I'm sorry!

Lovey!

Huh?

Wh-What's the matter? Why was she so shaken?

But... She smelled so good...

Right?

Oh. Natsuru, your face looks pale. Are you not feeling well?

No. I'm fine, Ayari. Let's hurry and go home.

I-I can't say it.

Father Kanae is a pervert who goes out wandering the campus in a bathrobe...

Day 8... The Day of Kanako's Return

Dearest Mother and Father back home.

Dearest Mother and Father back home,

Thus, the seeds of doubt were strewn here and there, and began to sprout.

The week that the giant girl spent away came to a close at last.

BEEP

SEND

Quit lollygagging, Matsurika. We'll be late!

b e e e p

Huh?

Episode 6

Heart-Pounding Mission: School Scramble

Don't just believe the rumors

My heart is still pure

I love living dream after dream

Perhaps tonight, holding a red rose,

I will dance with a beauty

Or perhaps, I will give

my passionate heart to my lover

To become a papillon?

To become a bloom?

The romance of the night, I leave up to you

Just for tonight,

just for tonight,

no one can stop us

To become a papillon? To become a bloom?

The romance of the night, I leave up to you

Just for tonight, just for tonight

no one can stop us

Matsurika Holic

Alive

Happy Pretty! Sweetie!

Matsurika's Journal

Happy Pretty Sweetie!

Matsurika's Journal

What is it? You are both making strange faces.

How rude. She's the one with the strange face.

The hell is this? My prior offenses haven't been forgiven?!

Kanako's presence is not required for Matsurika Holic,

Matsurika Holic

so I erased half of her.

Oh, I get it. Huh? What's Matsurika Holic?

The second half very nearly became Touichirou Holic.

Which goddamn part was Matsurika Holic?!

So, you weren't satisfied with Matsurika's Journal and wanted to take over the show?

Ah. It looks like my whole body's about to disappear...

Dearest Mother and Father back home.

Please look forward to the next Matsurika Holic.

Dearest Mother and Father back home.

u u

t r r t

g g

Please look forward to the next Matsurika Holic.

I'll be waiting.

Matsurika's Journal

Bonus

Mom, it's me! Me!

Tarou? Is it you, Tarou?

Yeah, it's Tarou!

Ha, gotcha!

My son's name is Fighting Falcon Joe!

You tricked me, bitch!

I never thought you'd name your son after an F-16 fighter jet!