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These shows are so dumb sometimes.

I know, it's just so obvious that they're here for fame, not the romance.

Totally.

But personally, I prefer romance.

Me too.

Why don't you have a pee?

You know I'm engaged.

What?

Two girlfriends can't have some harmless fun?

Hey!

Homeless fun?

What's on your face, really?

In your dreams.

Don't mind my review.

He's a dumbass, but you know, he's harmless.

Touché.

So, why are you watching?

It's this Nailed Dating Show.

It's kind of stupid, but it's entertaining.

Okay, yo, I love those.

I'm sorry, I didn't mean to.

It's okay.

Now show me yours.

Uh...

Uh... Uh... Uh... Uh...

Uh...

Uh...

Let's go.

Oh, I'm serious.

Ray, come on over.

I'm making sandwiches.

Oh, Sophie, that sounds so delicious.

So these are my famous club sandwiches.

I hope you enjoy.

That sounds delicious.

Anyone know what makes my sandwiches extra special?

Oh, what's that?

Extra bacon.

Mmm, who doesn't love extra bacon?

I love a salty moment.

Me too.

Are you okay?

Yeah, I'm just yawning.

Okay.

And you, you're like a seagull, aren't you?

You always show up when I have food.

You know me.

I'm always hungry.

Of course you are.

Let me refill this.

So, tell me what I missed.

Well, you've missed a lot.

It's too bad.

It's not like those old reality TV shows, my favorite.

I like just watching Florida people get ratchet.

You don't make them like that.

Me too, I know.

Let me get another plate, since we have an unexpected guest.

Oh, yeah, I've got another plate.

We should, we should watch some reruns of all those old showsofters.

Oh, I agree.

I guess you're invited too, Jack.

Yeah?

Good.

Good.

Not missing much.

I'm pretty okay with that.

Oh, I agree with you.

It could be so much better.

Oh, I got it.

Oh my god, you guys.

You can make your own fucking sandwiches.

Fuck you guys.

She's finally gone.

Yeah, fuck that.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh...

Fucking egg.

That's what she wants.

How are you?

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh, my goodness.

My God.

Oh my God.

Oh my god, yeah.

Oh yeah.

Oh my god, yeah.

Oh my god.

Oh yeah.

Oh my god.

Oh yeah, love you.

Love you.

Oh, oh, you are so big.

Oh my god, yeah I can take you there.

You are so big.

Oh my god, yeah.

Love you.

Oh, I can take you there.

Oh yeah, I'm so big.

Oh... I am sotraumatic...

I can't believe it's so bad yet...

Stop it.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Switch.

Switch.

Give me back.

Give me back.

Show me that.

Yeah.

Look at that.

Oh wow.

Oh yes.

Oh.

That's it.

Oh.

Oh yeah.

Oh yes.

Oh yes.

Oh yeah.

The second sentence is the first sentence of the sentence of the sentence.

Oh yeah.

Oh yeah.

Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yes.

Ah, oh yeah.

Oh my god.

Oh, ah, oh yeah.

Oh yeah, oh yeah.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Beautiful.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Just do it.

Oh fuck yeah.

Oh fuck.

Oooh!

Oooh!

Ooooh!

Oh fuck yeah.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Oh god...

Not bad.

Bye.