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You feelin' steady?

Oh, yeah, I'm all right.

I'm not so stiff.

- Wanna use your frame? - No.

Well, why don't you try on your own. I'm here in case.

That's it.

- Do you need the toilet? - No, I'm all right for a minute.

I've already got some water.

- That's it. - Okay, I'll be out here.

Thank you.

Saber?

What are you doing?

Hey. Oh!

-Not too hot? -No, it's good.

- It's gone cold. - Oh, sorry. Hang on.

Want anything before I go?

No, I'm all right.

I've put some soup for you in the fridge.

Thank you.

I'm finishin' now, just leavin'.

I'm not sure. About 25?

- I'm off, Elsie. Look after yourself. - Oh, thanks for comin'.

She all right?

Yeah, I've just seen to her.

- Straight off to another one? - Six today.

Half hour drive now.

That's tough. Got to be happy every time you see a new one, haven't you?

Take care.

Just chew on that thing until your teeth come out, eh?

Stop it.

You're makin' it harder, I can't get it in there.

...He did do this--

Oh, the nice bathroom, Lily!

- Yes, I'm delighted. - Underfloor heating?

- It is, yes. - Cosy, cosy.

And what people want. Nice shower.

Excellent.

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They concluded that the combination of teamwork,

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produced a much needed sense of well-being in the team.

Now to our next story...

All right.

I'll take you out later. Hey, move out the way.

Not now. Wait. Wait!

-Who is it? - It's Colleen from next door.

You all right?

I'm coming.

- Hello, are you okay? - Going to the shop, if you want anything?

- Ah no, I'm okay, love. Thank you. - No milk or bread or nothing?

- Well, I could do with some milk. Erm... - Yeah?

Would you get me a couple of slices of ham?

- Of course, yeah. - I'll get you some money.

- I'll get it when I get back. - Okay.

- And how many apples is that? - One, two, three, four, five.

- Oh, thank you, Colleen. - Yeah.

Godsend.

Thirty slices?

I'll never get through that lot.

I know.

Never mind.

Now then.

- What do I owe you? - Oh, it's just a couple of pounds.

Doesn't have to be exact.

- Oh, you sure? - Yeah.

Right.

And I'll let you know when I'm goin' to the shop.

Oh, thank you.

- I can't get there meself now. - Of course, yeah.

Bye.

Thank you.

I'm laughing.

The memories that you're-- The memories of my mother who...

She was very a funny lady. She had an innate funny bone in her.

- She made a house full of laughter...

- Hello? -Mum, you okay?

- Oh, yeah. Yeah, I'm fine. - What were you up to?

I was just warmin' up a drop of soup.

- I bet you like the soup, eh? - Oh.

- Mum? - Oh!

- Would you look at that? - What's happening?

Next door's dog's at me plants.

Saber!

What the fuck are you doing?

-Fuckin' hell! - Can you hear that?

What the fuckin' hell is wrong with you?

Saber, you fucking idiot!

-It's her swearin'. Potty mouth. -What's wrong with you?

Oh, she's got hold of the dog. She's pullin' him away now.

Get over here.

She can see me lookin'.

What's wrong with you?

-You'll have to go round. - No, I'm not going to mention it.

-Saber! - Of course I'm not.

- She's not out of control, eh? - It was the dog, not her.

Mrs Richards, Saber chewed up a load of your plants.

And we're sorry and we got you some new plants.

Oh, well, I don't expect she meant it.

I got some plants.

But you gotta tell me if you want different ones

'cause I don't know what ones...

Oh, you shouldn't have gone to all that expense, Colleen.

I'm gonna put 'em in. A dog can't do it, obviously.

Look, my son deals with all of that.

I should do it.

Oh, well, if you're sure.

Absolutely, Mrs Richards.

Call me Elsie.

Erm...

I'll put the kettle on then, shall I?

All right.

Saber?

Saber?

You didn't invite her in, did you?

- No. - Ah, sorry.

- No, she's... - Come here.

No don't... She's all right, is she, she doesn't bite?

Oh, yeah. She's soft. She's so soft, like blancmange.

You're all right.

- Saber? - Is she gonna let me pass?

Yeah. Of course, she is.

You're all right. Come here.

Do you wanna have, uh, the tea inside or outside or--

- Oh, no, let's sit in the front room. - Great.

- Can you fetch that tray through? - Yeah.

I can manage a cup, but not-- not the tray.

Just give my hands a wash.

- You've earned that. - Mm-hmm.

It's so weird. It's just exactly like mine, but the other way around.

Yeah, well, I think they're all the same, give or take.

- They were built like that, weren't they? - Yeah.

Yeah.

- It's nice. The tea's nice. - Oh, that's good.

You get all sorts of flavours if you get the loose tea.

Hmm.

You probably can with the bags, but I know you can with the loose.

- My husband liked oolong. - Hmm.

- Yeah, it tasted like bacon. - Hmm.

How long have you lived here?

I've been here since they were built. Fifty years. Yeah.

And was they all here-- like, all of these were here then?

No. These ones were built first. Mine and yours were then attached.

Hi, Mrs Richards, it's Mary, from the agency.

I've come to dust you down. All right?

-That's too hard. - Sorry. I'm just tryin' to untangle it.

Don't know what you've been doing to make it so knotty?

I've put it on.

It takes 25 minutes.

- You'll be all right to get it out? - Yes. I'll watch the clock.

I've done the washing. It just needs takin' out and hanging.

Thank you.

Bye, Mrs Richards.

- That weren't an hour. - Excuse me?

You're supposed to be in there an hour, and that were like 40 minutes.

No, I've been in an hour.

Not by my watch, you haven't.

Do you think that's what Elsie deserves, eh?

Just three quarters of her allotted time?

Now look here, Miss Neighbour, you have no idea what my job entails.

I wouldn't step on my grass issuin' threats, Mrs Woman,

'cause she's gonna bite your cheeks off.

I was not issuing threats to anyone.

It sounded like one to me. Get off my grass. Get off of my grass.

Right...

Tell your colleagues not to short-change Mrs Richards again, all right?

Fucking nuts.

Someone's gotta protect her, haven't they.

Are you Elsie's protector? Shall we see if she's all right?

Hmm.

Mm-hmm.

What are you doing? Mentalist.

This way, this way.

What is it? Is it, like, cottage pie?

I don't know. The lady just puts it in the oven.

She hasn't put any vegetables for you

so that's not very good for your five a day, is it?

No. Stay!

Do they normally expect you just to get it yourself?

Oh, well, it depends who it is comes.

- Right. - I can do it meself.

Of course you can. Yeah.

I'll just, uh, turn this around, so...

you can watch your program.

- There's not one of your five a day. - There's potatoes.

They're not one of your five a day. I thought they were, but they're not.

There's a bit of carrot.

I'll clean the kitchen up. This care worker ain't done nothin'.

...an original toilet, original packaging, and you can...

Thanks, Colleen.

Oh, yeah, my pleasure, indeed.

I ain't doin' nothin' else, am I?

Saber!

Mmm.

It's much better than a towel rack.

-How old was he? -Oh, he was only 73.

So you've been on your own, like...

Thirteen years? That's a long time.

Yeah, it is a long time.

Yeah, I never met him 'cause I moved in

after he died, so...

- Did you like livin' here together? - Oh, yeah, yeah.

But then I'd have been happy livin' anywhere with him.

Well, it's-- it's not the place, is it? It's the people.

Yeah, I never lived with anyone.

He'd be lookin' after you, though, wouldn't he, now?

We'd be takin care of each other. That's what you do, isn't it?

How old are you, Colleen?

Go on, you guess.

People normally guess a bit younger than what I am.

Oh, uh...

About...

forty?

What?

Forty?

- I'm close, though, ain't I? - No!

Look at my skin. My skin's like a kid's skin.

So, how far out am I?

- Five years. - Oh.

You aged me five years.

Yeah, I'm 35, obviously.

Not even that. People think I'm, like, 32.

Sorry.

Forty.

Start with a little.

- You don't want a heavy, cakey finish.

You can always add more foundation if you need to.

Picking that up on the brush, then I'm running that along the jawline,

under the eyes,

dabbing that on the forehead, and the same on the other side.

Mornin'.

Just bringing this in 'cause it looks like it's gonna rain.

I'll bring it inside and I'll bring you a cup of tea.

I think gettin' up early in the morning, you get more of the day.

Mm. Where's Saber?

She's asleep.

Hard life.

Where are your family?

Well, it's just my son.

He lives up north.

You don't see him much, then?

Well, he's got family up there, so he can't come very often.

He phones.

I'm-- I'm all right.

Yeah. Of course you are.

Right, I'm gonna get everything you got on this list.

And I also got a surprise.

- Something you might like. - Oh! Can't say.

I wonder what that could be.

Don't you go spending any money on me.

I haven't got any money, Elsie.

Neighbours, neighbours. All right.

- Thank you. - See you when I get back.

No. They don't come today, do they?

Just Monday, Wednesday and Friday.

- How's Debbie? Hmm? -All right, just busy with work.

- Oh, that's good. Yeah. - Probably we'll just come down--

I'm not asking you to come and visit, John.

- If you want us to take time off-- - That's not what I'm sayin'.

- You do wanna see us, don't you? - Of course I'd like to see you.

- All of you. But-- - The kids, you know...

Oh, hold on.

I just made a pot of tea, some cake.

I'm still coming, just gotta do something. You'll like it.

I know you're on the phone.

- Who's this, Mum? - Just Colleen with me shoppin'.

- What? - The neighbour.

What's she doing? I haven't even met her.

Well, I can't help it if you haven't met her, John.

Come on.

Who's a good girl?

Who's a good girl? You've been protecting the house.

Today, we'll knock years off that tired face

and revitalise you, making you look and feel like the younger you.

I'm taking a really gorgeous peachy tone

and I'm applying that just slightly off the apples of the cheeks.

- Circular motion, blending that in.

Taking it outwards, making you look lovely and fresh.

I've added some mascara to this eye already,

on my upper and my lower lash.

- I'm gonna do the same--

What?

...use the very tip to separate out each lash.

Fuck it.

That's what I'm doing now on the lower lash.

So, that's mascara done.

Start by outlining your lips.

Make sure you smile so your application is nice and even.

Make sure you smile so your application is nice and even.

Now that you've finished, you should be feeling youthful, energetic,

looking younger, fresher, and more confident,

ready to take on the day.

Shut the fuck up!

Yeah, that's fine. I said I wanted to go anyway.

Okay, I've got to go. I'm at work. Bye.

What's my name?

What?

You don't know, do you?

Do you know how many people I have to see, love?

Get out.

- Get out! - You need to calm down.

- Get out! Get out! - Okay! Fine, I'm out of it.

I've already called my supervisor.

There isn't anybody available to come out right now.

No, I'm not going back in. She keeps screaming.

No, r-- not right now.

Okay, wait.

Elsie.

- Will you speak to your son, please? -Mum?

- Will you speak to John? - Mum! Is she there?

- See? She won't even answer to you. - Try her neighbour, next door.

- Okay. - Erm, Colleen.

Next door? All right, mate.

I am 20 minutes over, though, already. Just so you know.

Who is it?

- Are you Colleen? - Who are you?

- Mrs Richards' not well. Come round. - What's happened? Is she all right?

- She's been difficult, actually. - I know Elsie.

- I spoke to her son-- - I know Elsie, she's never difficult.

- What have you done to her? - Excuse me?

Stupid fucking bitch.

I have done absolutely nothing wrong to her at all.

How could you say that?

If you just take care of her, then she'd be fine,

she wouldn't be difficult.

I am taking care of her, that's the whole point.

Elsie!

- She's in the bathroom. - I didn't ask you.

- You all right? -I don't want that woman.

- She's not gonna come in. Can I come in? -Uh, uh, what? I'm naked!

Of course you're naked. You're in the shower. Can I come in?

-Yeah. - You better fuck off.

Just turn it over. I'm becoming cold.

- Thank you. - Get you warm.

I'm sorry, Colleen.

You've not got to apologise for anythin'.

- Are you clean enough? - I was clean before I got in.

- What's the point of that? - They make you have a shower.

So they can mark it down. Can you hand me my stick, love?

- Yeah. Of course I can. - Thank you.

Letting you go first.

Ta.

Must be freezing. Are you all right?

- Could you get my slippers, Colleen? - Yeah.

- Yeah, I got them. - Oh, my wrist is killing me.

Shall I take it?

- Let me have that. - This left one.

That'll warm you up.

- Thank you. - Yeah.

And...

- Where am I gonna plug this in? - There's an extension down the side.

All right.

Okay.

Why do you even need 'em?

Because I'm on my own.

My son worries.

Can you not get the shower on your own?

Well, yeah. But I did have a fall. Hurt meself.

So, I expect it's for the best.

Don't you get embarrassed,

being naked in front of people?

No!

They've seen hundreds of people naked. What would make me anything special?

Everyone's special.

I think you're really brave.

I couldn't get naked in front of anyone ever again.

Disgusting.

You don't need 'em, Elsie. Not with me next door.

'Cause I can take care of you.

- Well, you'd be a sight better than her. - Yeah.

I wouldn't need any money or nothin'. Just some-- It's cleanin' and cookin'.

- Shoppin'. - Ah, it's a lot of hard work, Colleen.

We're neighbours.

That's what we're supposed to do is help each other.

- Be neighbourly. - Hmm.

And you can do most things.

Well, if you're sure...

Yeah.

It'd be my ticket to heaven.

But I'm not wiping your butt.

Hard line.

Don't do shit.

Except Saber's.

Yeah, but has she got any proper training?

Well, no, she hasn't. But she's very good.

I just think you could do with someone who has experience.

Why? I'm not an invalid.

I'm not saying you are, but if you need first aid--

I'll call an ambulance.

- She's quite capable of dialin' 999. - Also, why is she doin' it?

I just wonder... Hang on, you're not payin' her, are you?

No!

- I suspect she's lonely. - That's not--

As am I.

Sorry, Mum, I-- I told you to come and live here.

I don't wanna come and live up there.

I can still do things, take care of meself.

- You got the carers, not me. - Because you're fallin' over, Mum.

I don't want strangers in the house!

The girl next door's nice.

And she's perfectly capable of taking care of me.

- You don't even know her name. - Her name's Colleen.

And now I'm goin' because I've had enough.

Good day?

See, this is good because then, when I go to the shop,

I can just pick up things without even askin' you.

- Erm... - Anythin' else?

- Gin. - What?

Gin. Go on, put it down.

Right.

I don't wanna talk about money or nothin', but...

What should I do? Should I pay, and then you pay me back?

Or should I take your card?

Uh, well, erm, what's easiest?

Anything's fine with me.

If you trust me, card is easier. Then we don't need to go back and forth.

Of course I trust you.

Yeah. Well, if you trust me, I'll not abuse that trust.

Erm, can I have your pin, though?

You won't need the pin, will you, if it's tap?

Yeah, but sometimes they ask you.

- When it doesn't go through. - Right.

- Let me get it and write it down for you. - All right.

I-- Where is it?' I'll get it.

It's in my bedroom. Top drawer under the mirror.

Can you find it?

Yeah.

Comin'.

Can I also have some gin?

Which one?

How much is that blue one?

£19.99.

All right, yeah.

£33.68.

I lose this, I'm fucked.

Crowd goes wild. Right.

-I'm back! -All right.

- All right. Oh. - Are you busy?

What?

- Are you busy? - No.

Oh, well, fine.

Did you get everything?

Yeah, uh, yeah. Uh, I got everythin'.

And I got you that.

That's it.

Hmm.

We put that in there.

Are you all right with the sausages for dinner?

And some veg?

All right, I tell you what.

What I'd like most of all...

Yeah?

Is to make you dinner.

That's entirely unnecessary, Elsie.

No, just about whatever thank you.

Oh! Fairy liquid. I'll be through there.

- Go and sit yourself down. Go on. - All right.

Go sit.

I can do with a wash.

Gulls are a fixture of the British coast.

Most gulls are ground-nesting carnivores. They'll take live food,

or, as unwary seaside day-trippers may find to their cost,

- scavenge aggressively.

Low tide means

the birds can now explore the food in the shallow waters--

Yeah, you know, some people have, like, a big meal during the day

and then something light in the evening, like you.

And some people just something little during the day

and something big in the evening, I never know which one's best.

Yeah, well, I've never known anything different, really.

I suppose back in the day, when you had a lot of manual workers,

they had to stoke up at dinner time

to get through the rest of the day.

Yeah, that's a good point. That's a good theory.

Oh!

- What's wrong? - It's all right. Just got...

- Bless you. - Sorry. That was too much mustard.

- Oh. You all right? - No, it's just...

It's arthritis in this wrist. I think I've overdone it.

What can we do?

I'll just give it a rub later on. It'll be all right.

No! I'll just cut up your sausage.

Move away, Sneezy Magee.

There you go.

- No knife... - Oh, like a baby.

Yeah.

My little baby.

You can just use your fork with the other hand.

- And I'll give your hand a rub later. - Thank you.

Afterwards. That's all part of the five-star service.

These are nice sausages.

Yeah, it looks great. I'll have more ketchup.

- Bang it on the bottom. - Yeah.

- Should have put that on the list. - Yeah, I know.

♪ If I could spend all my days

♪ Near you

♪ I'd be more than content

♪ Near you

♪ Make my wish come true

♪ By telling me that you

♪ Want to spend all your days

♪ Near me

♪ Times when we're apart ♪

No way to behave in the cave.

Be a rat with all the rats Or be the cat that eats all rats.

Until the cat's all alone, suckin' on bones.

ELSIE:Colleen!

Colleen!

- You all right, Elsie? - I need a hand getting out.

That's what I'm here for.

Sounds daft, doesn't it--

You're gonna get into bed and crease 'em.

They don't normally trouble with 'em. So, that's nice, thank you.

No problem. I can't have you...

burning yourself. This thing's lethal.

Where's your family, Colleen?

Tell you the truth, Elsie,

I don't fuckin' know and don't fuckin' care. Pardon my French.

Sorry, I didn't mean to pry--

No, it's no secret, it's just...

Erm, my dad left when I was too young. I can't remember.

And then my mum couldn't cope with my brother and me, so...

She chose my brother and they left when I was eight.

So, who took care of you?

Government. Still do.

It's like, they're the reason I got that nice house next door.

It's got a leak here.

My mum never had a house, so... doing better than her.

Aren't I?

It's nice, me and Saber.

Well, you ever need anythin', you know where to come, don't you?

Yeah. Thanks, partner.

I'll scratch your back and you scratch mine. All the way.

Saber!

We'll never get there at this rate.

All right.

What the fuck?

Putting the right thing in-- this bank's so crap.

You're sayin' it's un-- unauthorised, but, erm, you let it go through?

So, if you let it go through...

then you're authorising it, aren't you?

Sorry, the funds are taken

by the bank as part of the charge.

- Depending on your agreement-- - Right, so, you're charging me...

for an unauthorised overdraft,

but the charge is making me overdrawn. You gonna charge me on that, too?

Unless you can clear your debt and get yourself back in credit--

Shut the fuck up!

This is why people get in a cycle because--

It's just, you get so frustrated, you get in a circle.

Can't get out of it. People kill themselves for this.

You don't give a fucking shit.

What are you lookin' at?

I cannot think when you're barking like that!

Stay, right?

I don't even wanna sell this, but I'm just trying get something for someone.

It's never not been on time.

Since the first day I got it. I set it then.

It's been on time since then. That's how accurate it is.

That's a classic. These are probably all fakes.

All right, what do you want for it?

- 200? - Okay, you're never gonna get that.

- I'll give you 40 quid for it. - Forty?

Are you fucking kidding me? Forty?

The strap's worth 40.

Some links off the strap are worth 40.

If I'm gonna sell this, max I'll get for it is 100.

So...

I'll go 50 quid and that's it.

It's up to you if you don't want to do it, but it's £50.

Yeah, all right.

- All right. You got ID on you? - Yeah.

All right, fill that.

Hi.

- You must be Colleen. - Who are you?

I'm John. I'm Elsie's son. It's nice to finally meet you.

I've heard so much.

I've already met Saber.

Yeah. I didn't know you were comin'.

Mum's made some tea.

Oh.

- Probably best to leave the dog here. - Oh, Elsie loves Saber.

Mu--

Mum's never had a dog before and I just got the impression

that she'd prefer if the dog stayed out here.

Oh.

- Yeah, I'll take her next door. - Come back for tea, though.

Psst, psst, psst. Hey!

I'll give you sausages when I get back.

'Cause you're not invited.

No one likes a Debbie Downer, do they? Especially not John.

Hey, you can't come.

I'm sorry, you can't come.

It-- it's not an option for me, Mum. If I--

If I take it then I'll get less pension.

Oh. Did they offer you a lot?

No, not what I'm worth.

Don't worry, there's no dog.

Well, you wasn't expecting this, was you?

- It's nice. - No!

Oh, well, I had a day off, and, erm,

a few spare bedding plants in the greenhouse.

- Yeah, aren't they lovely? - Yeah.

You beat me to it, didn't you.

- You should see his garden at home. - I bet. I've seen them.

Right.

- There's tea in the pot. - Thank you.

-Have you got yours? - Oh, yeah.

All right.

Oh. Right. Not for me, Elsie.

I'm trying to stop eating sugar.

- Slim down. - Oh, there's nothing of you.

Is that your car? Silver car?

Oh, yes, that's a-- it's a work car.

It's a nice car. I've seen 'em advertised.

- Hmm. - You must have a good job.

- They're tryin' to make him redundant. - All right, Mum.

- Nothing to be ashamed about. - I'm not.

Just a private matter.

- She won't tell anyone-- - Nevertheless.

I'm not gonna tell anyone, John. It's all right.

It's a nice car, yeah.

Yeah, maybe. It's good.

Yeah, I ate all of them.

It's just custard creams, isn't it? Just can't get enough.

Won't fit into my trousers now.

I'm just gonna nip in here.

- Do you want a hand? - No, I'm all right.

I'm very grateful for you bein' here for my mother.

Well...

you know, in all honesty, John, she's really been there for me.

I know, but, erm, you're not being paid, and I know that that is a big commitment.

Money isn't everythin', is it? It's like your lovely car.

Still gets you from A to B, just like a cheap one would.

And...

I'm happy I got a friend.

And, uh...

I'm able to take care of her.

What is it that you do, uh, live on, for money?

I get benefit.

But I got all the money I need.

Not that it's any business of yours.

Well, I-- I just wanted to make sure that you were okay to be spending

a lot of time with my mother.

Well, that's my choice, isn't it?

And Elsie's.

Colleen!

Can you come?

Unless you want to go.

-Can I come in? - Yeah.

You all right? What's happened? Oh.

- Oh! - I'm sorry.

Make sure you do.

- And thanks for comin' to visit. - Well, it's not--

it's not like you live in a stately home. Point taken-- Anyway, look, this--

- It seems like Colleen is a real help. - Yeah.

- Uh... -It's all right.

She's not gonna bite you.

Who are you, then? Huh?

- What breed is she? - Cross.

God knows what.

Keep an eye on my Mum.

You know, I, uh, I really appreciate it.

What's that about?

- Now you drive careful. - I always will.

You coming in, Colleen?

It's like anything you're grippin', even just the slightest thing,

makes it cramp up?

Well, it-- it sort of comes and goes.

- Them pills make me feel sick. - It's awful, that.

If I weren't here, you wouldn't have been even able to clean up the sick.

'Cause your hand's so bad.

It's like you can have sore hands and no sickness,

or sickness and no pain.

Mhm.

- Is that better? - Yeah, thank you.

Well, I've got something for you. I've been waiting to give you all day,

which might be the coolest present in the whole world.

What?

What is it?

Lupulella?

Two-way radios-- Well, I've got a radio.

Well, it's walkie-talkies, isn't it? So, now we've got our own mobile network.

Testing, one, two, three.

Elsie, can you hear me?

- What? - Over.

Are you pressin' your button, Elsie? When you speak you gotta press it.

- Which button? - It's the side button, over.

Do you mean on the side-side, or on the side at the front?

Which side?

There is only one side one, over.

All right, I've got it.

When you wanna speak, press it.

After you've finished speakin', say "over".

Is that before letting go?

That is before letting go, over.

I can hear you better through the door!

Right, I'm gonna do it now.

Right, this is me speakin' and I'm pressin' the button.

And now I'm gonna let it go, over.

Brilliant, Elsie. That's it.

- Great, we did it!

We did it.

You can come in here now, over.

I don't like it when I don't hear.

I told you I'd call you when I was back.

It was lovely to see you today, and you look very well.

Well, it's always nice to see you. I just... I just wish it was more often.

And thanks for plantin' the flowers.

- I love you, son. - I love you, too.

Bye.

♪ I'm the itsy bitsy spider

♪ Coming to get the fly

♪ To get its prey ♪

Els--

Don't want no midnight chats then.

All right, over and out.

Turn it back on.

In case anythin' happens in the night.

We'll be over there like a flash, won't we?

Be over there like a flash.

Right. I know, erm, we've got to take you out.

Hey, where are you goin'?

Come here.

Stop. Please stop! Please stop!

You need to get back!

-Stop! Don't touch me! -Get away!

No, no! Stop! Get off of me!

- Calm down, please! - Please, get back!

- Colleen! - Ma'am, just get back!

Colleen!

Miss Dove, calm down! Calm down, please!

Please get back!

- Get back! Do not resist! -She's fuckin' bitin' me!

Taser her!

Taser, taser!

Get your hands behind your back!

Hands behind your back! Stay still!

You're not helping. Go back in the house, please!

-Stop resisting! -Calm down!

- Hold her still! - I've got her.

Stop movin'!

- Stop! -Don't resist!

Colleen?

Colleen.

Colleen, are you all right?

Whatever happened?

Where's Saber?

They killed her.

No!

Look, why don't you come in next door?

ELSIE:Colleen, are you there?

Colleen, are you there? It's Elsie.

Over.

- Colleen, I hope you're okay.

I don't really know what to say.

How could they do that?

Listen, I'm gonna leave this thingy on all night.

- And if you want to talk or anythin'...

God bless you.

- Colleen? -Mum, you okay?

Oh, uh... Hold on, John. Let me put the...

Hang on.

- Mum?

- Right, what's the time? I've overslept. - You must be tired.

Oh, God, I'm not surprised at all, John. Yesterday, it was awful!

Poor Colleen.

Honestly, the police were here.

She was absolutely hysterical.

Oh, that doesn't surprise me.

They took her dog away from her. Then they arrested her.

Good. Good, that's what they were supposed to do.

That dog's a banned breed. It's a bad dog, it's dangerous.

Who said it was dangerous?

Everyone.

Those dogs, they kill. And I-- I don't want that animal next door to you.

It wasn't you who called the police, was it?

- Of course I did. - Oh, Jesus!

You should have told me!

What, for diggin' up a few plants?

You should have spoken to me first!

She's my friend!

No, she isn't. She's been next door to you for over a year.

- You've been talkin' for a few weeks! - I've got no one else to talk to!

That doesn't make her your friend. She's clearly simple.

Someone like that should not keep a danger--

You should have told me first!

- I don't want to hear any more. - Mum, don't--

Oh, Jesus.

Oh.

Colleen.

Colleen, please open the door.

Colleen!

Colleen!

Colleen!

You can't just come in here.

It was your John

who grassed Saber up to the police, wasn't it?

I didn't know, Colleen. Honestly, I didn't.

And I'm ever so sorry.

Colleen.

Don't worry.

It's not gonna change our friendship, Elsie.

I know it weren't you.

This is what happens when you interfere.

I-- I'm sorry.

I should have told you, that was a mistake. I was worried.

Well, not worried enough to come visit more often.

I know. I will. I-- I'm gonna try and come down today or tomorrow.

In the meantime, it's really important that you call the police.

Don't be stupid. She's upset!

Mum, she's ruined your garden, sneakin' into your house at night.

She didn't sneak.

She's got a key!

If you don't call the police, then I will.

Excuse me.

- Oh, Mrs Richards? - Yeah.

Someone's made a mess of your garden.

- Do you know when this happened? - It was yesterday.

- She's not there. - Do you know where Miss Dove might be?

No. I don't know where she is.

She's very upset. I mean, you lot killed her dog.

I don't know anything about that.

- Did you actually see her do it? - No, no I didn't.

But my son thinks it may have been Colleen.

And I don't want to press charges anyway.

- I'm worried about her. - I understand.

You know, it's ridiculous. And finally, and sadly,

because of what happened with-- we're in a position,

where we feel like we're being heard.

But it-- it's such a tragedy...

Oh, for--

The person you are calling--

I'm sorry. The person--

Hello?

- Hello? -Elsie, I've been calling.

Oh, was that you, Debbie? Sorry, I was in the toilet.

- Is John with you? - No. No, he's not here.

- He's not picking up. Have you talked? - No.

Well, I did call him earlier, as it happens.

But there was no answer.

He said he was coming to see you.

- Tonight? - Yeah.

- What time did he leave? - About four hours ago.

- He's not answering... - Oh, I wouldn't worry, Debbie.

- I am worried, of course I'm worried. - No.

He should have been there two hours ago.

Well, when he does get here, I'll ask him to ring you.

- Make sure he does. - Yeah, straight away.

- Well, good night. - All right, Debbie. Night-night.

Is that you, John?

Debbie's been phonin'.

Worried about you.

- I told her you'd call as soon as you... - I wanted to get you the good ones.

The good-- the cakes you like, the...

All that was open was the fucking garage,

so it's like those ones, those tarts there,

or nothing.

What... What are you doing, Colleen?

Then I thought, "Well, it's late, isn't it?

Probably not best to have caffeine in that."

Instead of tea, I got hot chocolate.

I thought you was John.

No.

I am not that rat.

Anyway, he wouldn't get you tarts, or cakes, or anything, would he?

I don't think so.

Where have you been?

Has something happened?

Someone hurt you?

I've been hurtin' all my life, Elsie, to be honest.

Shall we sit down, have some tea?

Come on.

We're gonna have a treat.

I'm not-- I'm not really that hungry, love.

Yeah, you are. Come.

Is that blood?

Where's that from?

I think you know.

He didn't even-- he didn't wanna apologise.

- Hello? -Elsie.

The police are here. They're saying they found...

- He did in the end, though. - There's a body in the car.

They won't say it's his but-- it's his car. Who else could it be?

Debbie, what?

Yes! Yes, they found his car!

What, they found his car?

Yeah. Yeah, his car. And-- and there's a body in the car.

- It's him. It's John.

What have you done, Colleen?

They just told you.

What have you done?

Colleen!

- There you are. - Thank you.

- Right. - Oh, thank you.

Is that okay she's had that biscuit? Someone said she had cake this mornin'.

- She did not? - No. It's fine.

Right. There you go.

Was it you that stole my cake?

-Was it me who did what? - It can't have been you.

- Morning. - Good morning.

- Right, I've got a biscuit for you here. - All right. Thank you.

- Are you havin' anythin'? - No, thanks.

Nothing for you? All right.

Hey, Poppy, what would you like?

Yeah. Right, let me give you this.

Will you have a custard cream? Or another one?

I'm not getting those, am I?

You can't have both. You have to make a decision. Only one.

There you go.

Tea or coffee? What are you having?