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♪ I was a normal girl Before my dad went missing

♪ Then his alien partner appeared You've got to save the galaxy.

♪ There's a madman, Gore, you see You've got to stop him now

♪ Whoa, whoa, whoa I'm just a kid, why me?

♪ And how? See that bracelet from your dad?

♪ It's got secret powers What's that?

♪ If Gore should get it That's the key

♪ To set my evil army free

♪ I'll gather my friends She's Agent 203

♪ Now she can protect the world

♪ It's Agent 203 Agent 203. ♪

Uh... Uh...

Come on, guys.

ROCK STRAINS

BOTH STRAINING

Move over. I'm trying.

Tell us again why we're not using your front door, Zoe.

Cos my mom's down there having a meeting about something at school,

and I don't want to get... pulled into it.

THEY YELP, ZOE GROANS

We can hang here until the coast is clear,

then go get tacos.

Well, I'm starving from that climb. Let's just go eat now.

Uh...

Uh, sorry, guys.

I kind of have this issue with heights lately.

Uh... Uh...

SHE YELPS

Too many mid-air alien chases, I guess.

Not a big deal. It'll pass... I hope. I am hungry, though.

Can we please just take the stairs?

We'll sneak past your mom

and whatever hard labour she's planned - easy-peasy!

So the waiter comes with the bill,

and it has 47 hamburger sandwiches on it.

LAUGHTER

Could you be any louder with those shoes?

So sorry I didn't dress for sneaking down stairs

Shh! They're coming this way.

THEY STRAIN Come on.

It's been 20 years, and tomorrow, the wait will finally be over.

We get to dig up our Roddenberry High time capsule!

Everyone have their section of the capsule dig directions?

It's so mysterious. Why'd the school split them up like a puzzle?

So no-one could spoil the fun and dig up the treasure too early.

Principal Fisher will explain all about it tomorrow.

Which is when we finally get to open them up

and put them together.

Oh, look!

There's you with the soccer trophy you buried, Sandra.

"Hall of Fame Goalie."

Ha-ha! Also, my unfortunate baby yak hairstyle.

Oh, that's the treasure I REALLY can't wait to dig up -

Spencer's precious lion charm.

He said it gave him the courage to finally ask me out. So sweet.

My dad buried a charm?!

Zoe, there you are. And Quigley and Rock.

Good. We need a couple extra hands for Saturday's ceremony.

7am good for you guys? Hmm...

"With this lion charm,

"I am stronger than ten armies and have infinite courage.

"It even helped me be brave enough to ask my friend Sandra out."

Oh, I can't wait to open the capsule and hold that charm again.

Mom, how did I not know Dad had a lion charm?

You didn't know I was a hall of fame goalie either.

We were just goofy kids. Just like me.

That's right. Oh. PHONE RINGS

Principal Fisher! Sandra!

Big news - I just won an all-expenses-paid luxury cruise

to the Bahamas that leaves in... 28 minutes.

What? What about the time capsule ceremony tomorrow?

That's why I'm calling. I won't be there, sadly.

And it was a tough choice, really,

but unless someone buried an all-you-can-eat buffet

and free karaoke...

So sorry. Good luck! PHONE BEEPS

Hmm...

So, lion charm, huh? Wow!

How amazing would it be if it was the inspiration

for all the cool charms my dad made for me?

But where did he get it? And from who?

And how? And when? And why?!

And where did he get it? Oh, weird, I started from the beginning again.

I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, and beats me.

Plus, does the charm even do anything?

And how would it work?

Courage, Strength, it sounds so different

than the way a normal charm... Eh?

Uh...

Uh, isn't it just a bit early

for the Sun to be so high in the sky.

Um, guys...

the Sun's over there.

Agh! THEY GASP

What... is... happening?!

CRASHING EXPLOSION

Ulav! 'I read you, Zoe.'

Ulav, meet us at the crash site. 'Roger.'

Ulav, what is that thing? And, also, good morning.

And to you. Well, it's some sort of burrowing alien, obviously.

And the big, spirally hole in the ground

is a classic Subs move.

Subs? Subterraneans.

They're scavenger aliens from the Fortrax sector. Look.

Yes, they go planet to planet and steal

whatever they're ordered to.

SUBS GROWLING

Whoa, it's like a tornado of taking stuff.

A hurricane of help-yourself. A tsunami...

Guys, focus! Who orders them to steal, Ulav?

The infamous and power-mad Zel. IA's been tracking him for a long time.

Zel's got the whole species of Subs convinced

that he's the most brilliant, fearsome leader in the universe.

They're terrified to disobey. That's why they're dangerous.

Zel sounds like a real charmer More like a real bully.

But what could they want to steal in Roddenberry?

Good question.

They usually land and start popping up

and grabbing loot right away, but, er...

Hmm... Uh...

How can we defend against them if we don't know

what they're trying to steal or where they'll pop up?

Or when!

We should make the first move

and kick the Subs out before they do damage.

Do that and Zel will come with his army in minutes.

Oh, he has an army... You're right, Ulav.

We'll just try to be ready

when they reveal themselves and what they're after.

Then we stop them. Very good, Agent 203.

I'll monitor the general area from headquarters.

Let's hope they hold off

until after my mom's time capsule night.

No way I'm letting Zel screw it up for her.

Where's the ceremony?

Hopefully, as far away from this as possible.

OK, everybody! All right.

Oh, look. Everybody ready?

To the capsule!

Ha-ha-ha! Two, three, four...

All right. Thirty... Four, five, six, seven!

Do NOT let your guard down.

Did I miss it? No, it's... Wow.

I've found that human children often dabble

in the roadside beverage industry.

Brilliant cover, eh? Let's just try to get through this.

Then we can work on building your lemonade empire.

We're here! CHEERING

That's what I'm talking about. Let's dig.

All right, combination lock. First number... six.

THEY GASP

They're heading for the capsule! Second number, 13.

And... 30. CHEERING

What's going on?

It's a freak...

dirt storm.

Oh, my. Is that a thing?

Cover your eyes, everyone!

Hi-YAH! Ugh! Gah!

Oh, no!

SANDRA COUGHS

Zoe, where are you?! Stay covered. I will, Mom. I'm fine.

There are just too many. I have an idea. Cover me.

..touched my mouth.

Get behind me, guys. Activate freeze time charm!

COUGHING

Whoa... I've never frozen a whole group.

How long can it hold, Ulav?

Ten people, 4 million grams of protoplasm,

an energy draw of 24 cubits per vonculoid...

I have no idea! It's not supposed to be used on a crowd.

It could fail at any minute.

Whatever we do next, we need to do it quick.

You two make sure no-one comes onto the field.

The last thing we need is to explain how a wiener dog

and a bunch of humans and dirt clods froze in mid-air.

Luckily, no-one would ever come to school on a Saturday.

Except for that guy. Exactly, except for... Huh?!

DOGS BARK Get out of the road, you mutts!

Principal Fisher's car. He's supposed to be away! Go.

On it. Shortcut, Rock.

Uh... Uh...

I don't know if you even do anything, charm,

but if you really did give my dad courage,

I could sure use a boost of it right now.

SHE SIGHS Let's go, lion charm.

Whoa, I think I felt something. All right, time to go Sub hunting.

Ready or not, here I go-o-o-o!

I did it! It worked! Thanks, Dad.

SHE GASPS, ALIEN BURBLES

SHE SCREAMS

Now what? Hold still.

What the...? Eurgh! Follow my lead.

Whoa... Whoa. Stop it right there.

SHE STRAINS

I am an Intergalactic Agent.

Release me now and leave Roddenberry and nobody gets hurt.

Really

Well, under the authority of the mighty Zel,

I command you to unfreeze the dig site

so we can get what we came for, or everybody gets hurt.

Unfreeze? Dig site? I don't know what you're talking about.

Rubbish.

The Great Zel, with his unmatched espionage skills,

obtained this highly-classified document

which has revealed the approximate location of a powerful artefact,

as well as the identity of the human deemed "most likely to succeed".

And just as Agent 202 claimed

this buried artefact gave him "infinite courage and strength",

now those powers will be Zel's.

He shall rule the universe as he deserves. Now let us have it!

Why didn't you just dig it up yourselves?

This super-secret file doesn't give the artefact's exact location,

only that it was being dug up today, so Zel sent us to lie in wait.

Sounds like Zel just bullies you all into doing his dirty work for him.

Why do you do what he...?

'Geeba! The time of the ceremony has passed.

'Do you have my Agent 202 artefact?'

No, uh... Not quite yet...

'Ugh, your incompetence has become tiresome, Geeba.'

I just need a little more time... 'Silence! I'm coming to Earth now.

'You'd better have that artefact by the time I arrive,

'or you and I are going to have a little chat.'

Uh...

Do you really want you and your precious town

to be on the receiving end of Zel's wrath?

Trust me, you don't.

This Zel guy is wasting everyone's time,

including yours, Lieutenant.

SHE STRAINS

Phew. We're done here.

GEEBA GROWLS, ZOE GASPS

Huh? Oh, come on. We're done when I say. Going down.

Argh!

What do you mean, this is a "Poisonous Hasselhoff" zone?

Worst we've had in years.

But... But Poisonous Hasselhoff where? On an empty road?

It's airborne, sir. And highly contagious, see?

Argh... ARGH! It itches!

I'm gonna have to ask you

to back it up down the road about 100 yards, sir.

Listen, I'm in a BAD mood.

I was just scammed with fake cruise tickets by a radio show,

AND I'm late for the time capsule ceremony.

Oh, really? A bad mood

Do you not understand the seriousness

of Poisonous Hasselhoff?!

Oh, make it STOP!

Listen, lady, I am the Principal of the High School.

And I am the Roddenberry County Senior Chief of Plants and Roads.

Well, I need to get by. No-one's getting through.

And if you don't let me...

Absolutely no unauthorized parties...

There are... Huh? Come on now. My tyre! What the...?

A flat?! You've gotta be kidding me.

ROCK PANTS

I feel kinda bad for letting the air out of his tyre.

We'll buy him some new air.

Right now, we've gotta find Zoe. Shortcut.

GEEBA GROWLS, ROCKS THUD

SHE GASPS, YELPS

Help me, Dad.

'So, Agent...' Agh!

'Are you ready to hand over Agent 202's artefact now?'

Never! What gives Zel the right

to just come and take something that doesn't belong to him?

'All things in the galaxy belong to Zel already.

'He must only claim them.

'Zel the All-Powerful deserves the artefact.'

What makes you think he's all-powerful?

'He told me himself. He is all-knowing, too.'

And he has infinite strength? 'Of course.'

And infinite courage? 'Naturally.'

Then why is he after more strength and courage?

'Ha-ha! That doesn't... He... Enough questions!'

Let me show you something. 'What are you doing?'

SHE YELPS

Hopefully, saving all of our lives. Please, Lieutenant, just watch.

This alien here?

'Huh?' He eats actual suns.

This one is a giant ear that hears the future.

Here's a guy who makes plants grow anywhere on his body.

Can the all-powerful Zel do any of that?

'Well... I mean... uh...

'no?'

That's right. Zel has been lying to you, Lieutenant.

You can decide right now that you're one of the good guys

and not some bully's servant.

'Why do YOU care?'

Lots of reasons. I know what it's like to be afraid.

I'm scared right now!

But some things are worth fighting for, standing up to.

You have made mistakes - we all have -

but you can make this right, Lieutenant.

GROUND RUMBLES 'Huh? Agh! Zel! He's here!

'Oh, kriznots. What do I do?!'

Geeba, this just helped me stand up to you and your Subs.

And, trust me, you guys are pretty terrifying.

Now it's your turn. 'Is that...?'

The lion charm. Here's the deal. 'Hm?'

I'll let you use it to defeat Zel, but then you give it right back.

'But...' I'm not done.

Then you leave Roddenberry, with everyone in it unharmed. Deal?

'Hmm... Fellow Subs...'

If we fight Zel and lose, that's it for all Subterraneans.

But if we fight him and win... we are free.

Will you fight with me?

THEY CHEER 'You've got a deal.'

Hmm...

Am I glad to see you guys. Huh?

We have to hurry back to the ceremony.

The freeze spell is wearing off. OK, but we need to fight first.

So... it has come to this, a personal visit from Zel.

THEY GASP It's now or never, Lieutenant.

Hmm... Grr!

I commanded you to get me Agent 202's powerful artefact.

Give it to me now! No!

Grr... You did not finish your job, so now it is time that I finish YOU!

He seems nice Let's bounce this bully.

SUBS ROAR

Hi-YAH!

Give me what I want!

Obey Zel, or suffer the consequences.

Hi-yah!

I'm going behind enemy lines.

Keep Zel distracted, no matter what he does.

You can do it. GEEBA GRUNTS

Oh, no. Hi-YAH!

Thanks, Quigley. Boom! Ha-ha-ha!

Uh... So high up, so far down!

ALIEN GROWLS, ZOE STRAINS

Just don't look down.

ALIEN GROWLS Uh... Oh...

Give me what I want! Hmm...

It's over, Zel!

ZEL ROARS, SUBS GASP

Huh? Ha-ha! See that? You have no power over us any more.

ZEL GASPS

Bow down to the mighty Zel! Huh?

So you're the famous Zel, huh?

I've gotta say, you don't look all-powerful to me. What?!

How dare you speak this way to the mighty Zel?!

Grr!

Zel is gone, and we're still alive. Mwah!

SUBS CHEER

Look what you made me do! Time to go, little guy.

Uh... Let's make a deal!

I can protect you and all of Roddenberry.

No thanks. Huh?

I've got that covered.

Lieutenant Geeba, I'd like you to meet "the mighty Zel"

Really? He doesn't look all-powerful to me.

That's what I said.

Time for the tiny Zel to meet his tiny cell.

You mean for the mighty Zel to meet his tiny cell.

I mean my mighty cell. I mean... Wait.

I will destroy you! I will rule this galaxy! I...

Yeah, yeah, tell it to the judge. Argh!

Good work, team. We really need to go, Zoe.

Yes, OK. Thank you, Zoe.

You helped me see what I was blind to for so long.

Guess the truth really does set you free.

And a deal's a deal.

Your lion charm gave me the courage to stand up and fight.

Good. We all need a little help now and then, right?

Indeed. Glad it's back in the right hands.

Hope we meet again, Lieutenant. Mm-hm.

Ha-ha! Hup.

Phew... Ho-ho-ho!

Huh? What's so funny?

Your lion charm gave you the courage to stand up and FIGHT?

Ha-ha-ha! Yes, so?

The Day-Glo plastic charm your dad bought

out of the back of a comic book when he was a kid?

What?! You're kidding!

You mean like those x-ray glasses I bought that never worked?

Apparently, the ad said the lion charm would bring

brilliant powers of strength and courage to its holder,

something he thought he needed back then.

So it... never had any real power?

That lion charm is what gave your dad

the inspiration to create your charm bracelet.

That's powerful.

But the trinket itself has about as much power

as Quigley's x-ray glasses.

So, the charm helped Geeba fight Zel because he believed it would?

Just like my dad believed it would make him

brave enough to ask my mom out.

And how it helped me feel I could stand up to the Subs

and face my fear of heights?

Pretty much.

Maybe it is just symbolic, but it's also a part of you, Dad.

Hmm...

Deactivate time freeze charm.

DOG WHIMPERS Agh.

Whoa. Weird storm.

PANTING, COUGHING

Principal Fisher, you made it! What happened to the cruise?

Fake... tickets. Fake? Or symbolic?

What?

Uh... Oh, my gosh...

I laughed every time your dad said this thing had powers.

He really wanted it to go in the capsule

to pass the power on to someone else, I guess.

And now it's yours.

No, Zoe, now it's... yours.

'There, fixed. Very "charming".'

THEY LAUGH Oh, Dad...

I bet that charm gave you the courage to make a joke that bad.

SHE YAWNS

SHE SIGHS Good night, Dad.

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