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♪ I was a normal girl Before my dad went missing

♪ Then his alien partner appeared

♪ You've got to save the galaxy

♪ There's a madman, Gore, you see You've got to stop him - now

♪ Whoa, whoa, whoa I'm just a kid, why me?

♪ And how? See that bracelet from your dad?

♪ It's got secret powers What's that?

♪ If Gore should get it That's the key

♪ To set my evil army free

♪ I'll gather my friends She's Agent 203

♪ Now she can protect the world

♪ It's Agent 203 Agent 203! ♪

Ah-ah-ah... CHOO! Argh! Uh, I mean gesundheit.

Poor Zoe. Best remedy for the got-a-cold blues? Cute animal vids!

Aw.

SMOOSH GROWLS And since Ulav's away

at his intergalactic Hawaiian shirt convention on Vogor 4,

we can dip into his secret stash of super-cute alien vids, too.

Aww.

Look at his little face! Oh, my gosh!

Come on, that's just not fair!

Aww, it's a widdle Smooshy!

Move, Smoosh, we can't see the cute one!

ALIEN GIGGLES, SMOOSH GROWLS

ZOE SNEEZES, SMOOSH SNEEZES

Aww. SMOOSH SNEEZES

Oh, no!

Smooshy must have caught my dumb old cold!

COMPUTER BLEEPS

Uh-oh! Let's move, team!

Looks like an incursion by a clan of... Flapoovulans.

What's a Flapoovulan?

Freaky! They look exactly like those flappy arm windsocks

outside the used car lot.

Apparently, those used-car flappy guys were invented by IA

to help explain away sightings of these ACTUAL Flapoovulans!

Wow, they REALLY want that liquorice.

They're nuts for anything tube shaped. Straw, candy sugar tubes,

spiced meat sticks...

And also...

Spaghetti is served!

Ooh! Whoa!

FLAPOOVULANS EXCLAIM

Having fun?

Sorry. You ready? Born ready!

Activate silly-sipper charm!

GRUNTS

FLAPOOVULANS DEFLATE LOUDLY

You really took the wind out of 'em.

Dad jokes aside, great work, team. Another successful mission!

Let's, um... fold them up.

BLOWS RASPBERRY Oh...

SHE GIGGLES

GIGGLING

Seriously excellent secret-alien busting, team.

I know Dad'd be proud! IA all the way, baby!

You guys go on in. Gotta make a call. Uh-huh.

DIALS NUMBER, SNEEZES

Pizza Tsar? I need to order a well-earned feast

for me and my awesome crew. 'Yeah OK, go ahead.'

Gimme two large... YELLING

What the...?

LAUGHTER

Ulav! You're back! What's going on?

Zoe! You've got to meet Gorp-Gorp! THEY GIGGLE

Who-who?

Only my new super-ultra-turbo-mega-cutest

cuddliest little pom-pom pet EVER!

Times infinity squared!

Just look at his pouffy fur!

...and those giant cutie-pie eyes.

Oh, and wait until you hear his voice.

Say the thing, Gorpy!

Gorp-Gorp loves you! THEY EXCLAIM

Uh... Aww.

Huh?

Pouffy fur? Giant cute eyes? Guys, I am not seeing it.

Just look, are you blind?

What is going on? Why do you guys sound so weird?

HE MURMURS

CREATURE GROWLS, GORP-GORP SQUEAKS

QUIGLEY GIGGLES

Aw, look at his face...

Selfie! THEY LAUGH

Um, is this a prank or something? Because, not to be rude...

ZOE SNEEZES, CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS

Oh, another one! Yeah!

"Cute" is not one of the top ten words I'd use to describe that.

THEY GASP, CREATURE LAUGHS

Uncool, Zoe.

There's something messed up about that thing!

CREATURE CRIES Zoe! Don't listen to her, baby.

Huh?! Aw, poor little boo-boo.

Wait, is it me?? Is that thing somehow nice and I can't see it?

SMOOSH SNEEZES Bleurgh!

Right?! Oh, Smooshy,

I'm so glad I'm not the only one who isn't gaga for Gorp-Gorp.

SMOOSH SNEEZES

Bless you, little cold buddy.

Ulav, seriously, where the heck did that thing come from?

I just went for a walk in the Vogor 3 Asteroid Park

at the convention, and there he was!

Started following me around, and we just bonded!

I couldn't bear coming home without little angel-puss!

Smoosh doesn't have to be an only child.

Aww!

SMOOSH GROWLS, SNEEZES

THEY GIGGLE

The HQ alien-threat alarm is off?

Ulav, that's completely against IA protocol!

ALARM BLEEPS

CREATURE MEWLS

Get that thing into the containment unit!

CREATURE CRIES, WHIMPERS

Stop, you're scaring him!

If the alien-threat alarm goes off for this widdle angel,

it's clearly broken. I'll get it looked at.

Gorp-Gorp scared!

But... No.! There, there, little buddy.

CREATURE LAUGHS, BLOWS RASPBERRY

Uh, maybe I better give you guys some room.

Yeah, come back when you're ready to be nice.

SMOOSH GROWLS

A-ha!

Is that the best you can do, weaklings?

I'll figure out what you're up to, you nasty troll-thing.

SMOOSH GROWLS Blergh!

Smooshy, you little stowaway! Get down, someone will see you!

Hey, Smooshy, you don't really need to be jealous.

I'll tell you a secret.

Gorp-Gorp's actually not cute at all.

SMOOSH SNEEZES Bleurgh!

Wait. You're not jealous. You see what I see!

Mm-hm! Bleurgh, bleurgh!

You got that right!

Teammates? SMOOSH PURRS

Then let's get to the bottom of this,

Agent 204.

Step one - I should be able to get a live feed from HQ on this thing.

We need to figure out how Gorp-Gorp

makes everybody think he's cute and harmless,

even though he obviously isn't.

GIGGLES, THEY LAUGH

Aww!

Zooming in now... Bingo!

Bleurgh! Let me grab a screenshot of him.

COMPUTER BLEEPS And...

Now to access HQ's IA alien criminal database

and see if the pom-pom pretender has a rap sheet.

Uh-huh. I agree, it's a very good idea.

Go Gorp-Gorp! Go Gorp-Gorp! Go Gorp-Gorp! Go Gorp-Gorp!

Go Gorp-Gop! Go Gorp-Gorp! Yay!

Whee! Woo-hoo! Hat-hat, gimme!

Whoo! GIGGLING

GIGGLING

Ta-da!

Gorp-Gorp ne-e-e-ed!

Oh, you want this, Gorp-Gorp? Yeah!

Um, couldn't someone unlock every system here with that key?

Oh, it's fine. It's just for Gorpy-poo.

Gorp-Gorp loves you so! Mwah!

LAUGHTER

EVIL LAUGH And that's all you need to know.

Aww. EVIL LAUGH

Oh, hang on... Gotcha! We have a match!

He's a notorious con artist-criminal named Prog-Prog,

from the planet Flargnarg.

SMOOSH GRUNTS

What's up, Smooshy? ZOE SNEEZES

OK, finding out more.

COMPUTER BLEEPS Bleurgh, bleurgh, bleurgh, bleurgh!

This planet Flargnarg has nasty aliens,

about the nastiest aliens in the universe.

Handling bad aliens is what I do!

With you backing me up, how could we fail?

Actually, I can think of three ways right off the top of my head.

SMOOSH GRUMBLES

Oh, you can think of four? Uh-huh.

But our friends need us. Uh-huh!

Now that we know who he is,

we just need to figure out his game.

Can't find Gorp-Gorp! Count to ten!

One, two, three,

four, five, six,

seven, eight... Hmm... Oh!

EVIL LAUGH

GRUNTS

G-G!, where ARE you?

I SEE you! HE LAUGHS

Oh, look guys, G-G made a bouquet!

Ooh!

HE GASPS Where pretty place?

That's Shatner Island, in the Boonies upstate. Hm.

Wow, you really like lakes, I guess.

EVIL LAUGH

G'night, G-muffin. I'm gonna miss you so hard.

We'll be back first thing in the morning, OK?

Aw, we love you.

PROG-PROG GRUNTS

OK, G-baby, what do you wanna do with Daddy Ulav now?

ULAV EXCLAIMS, COUGHS

ULAV SIGHS, SNORES

EVIL LAUGH

Gorp-Gorp say night-night.

ZOE SIGHS, GROANS

SMOOSH EXCLAIMS

ZOE GASPS

GORP-GORP CACKLES The bottle! Hmm, let's see.

Searching... COMPUTER BLEEPS

Bingo!

"There are certain portable liquids in the galaxy, which, when drunk...

"Hypnotising skin vapours that are odourless

"but strongly affect everyone who smells them..."

Ha! That's gotta be how Prog-Prog makes everyone see him as cute.

But why don't WE see him?

Achoo! Bless you!

Oh! Hey, that's it.

We don't smell the vapours because we have colds. Achoo!

OK, with this much evidence, the gang will have to listen to me.

Let's get to HQ. SMOOSH EXCLAIMS

ZOE PANTS, STRAINS

Ulav, let us in!

What do we do now? SMOOSH PURRS

Way to go, Smooshy.

Wait - transmitter.

SMOOSH GASPS

Nurdge, it's Prog-Prog. You wanted IA Agent Ulav?

I got him, as promised.

His handprint will unlock that secret IA database

you've been trying to crack for years.

You're welcome.

'Nice! Where's the hand-off gonna be?'

Ugly tree-infested island. Nice and isolated.

Sending coordinates. 'Sweet.'

When this clod wakes up,

I'll get him to drive us to his own going away party.

'See ya there, and don't forget my pile of spacebucks.'

ZOE GASPS

SMOOSH PANTS, EXCLAIMS

This is worse than I thought. I need my team, stat!

But how can I get through to them?

Mmm! Ha-ha-ha.

Guys... EXCLAMATIONS

...something big and really bad is happening!

I need you to hear me out. I know earlier was kinda weird...

Yeah, to be honest, we were worried about the way you were acting.

Poor little boo-boo. You mean THIS poor little boo-boo?

Zoe, really? You actually took the time to deepfake these pictures?

I didn't. Gorp-Gorp deepfaked your brains.

The stuff in his bottle makes him give off hypno-smell or something.

It didn't work on me or Smoosh because of our colds.

It's all part of a plot to snatch Ulav

and hand him off to a bunch of alien thugs!

B-B-But... Really?

That's Gorp-Gorp? 'Fraid so, bro.

Now you're out of range, the effects have worn off,

and you can see him for what he is.

QUIGLEY STAMMERS Sorry?

Forget it, not your fault, but Ulav's in serious danger right now.

That little ugly monster! Oh, he is going down.

Now that is music to my ears.

OK, team, first, we gotta get into HQ somehow...

I could hack in easy-peasy if I hadn't lost my gadget bag.

I looked for it for two hours. Yeah, about that...

QUIGLEY EXCLAIMS, SQUEALS

QUIGLEY GRUMBLES

PANTING

Ulav! Not here anywhere.

We can track Ulav from here, right, Quigs?

Everything's sabotaged. The tracker's fried.

Oh, no, they could be anywhere.

We're sunk. No, we're not.

This team can do anything if we work together.

Smoosh and I heard him say something about an isolated island.

Now think, people. Hmm.

Where pretty place?

That's Shatner Island in the Boonies upstate.

QUIGLEY GASPS I know where Gorp-Gorp's taking him.

ENGINE REVS

ROCK PANTS Hey!

Sorry. They really are.

Keep up, Rock. I'm trying, but look out.

CAR BEEPS

THEY SCREAM, PANT

I said, "Look out," not look back!

BREATHES HEAVILY

Almost there, little cutie.

One midnight picnic on Shatner Island coming up.

Anything for Gorpy-Worpy. LAUGHS EVILLY

MOTOR HUMS

We need to catch them before they get to the ferry.

Faster, Daddy Ulav! Faster!

ULAV STRAINS Gorp-Gorp love Daddy Ulav!

Ulav love Gorp-Gorp. ULAV PANTS

GASPING

Oh, you're not getting off that easy, space gremlin.

Activate magnet charm.

Rock, need ya. ROCK GRUNTS

EXCLAMATIONS, SCREAMS

Hey, they're coming to the picnic, too?

Groovy.

You watch pretty island, Ulav. OK.

PROG-PROG GRUNTS

Grrr! HE STRAINS

Little troll raided my gadget locker.

Hey, not cool! I invented that! SCREAMS

HE GRUNTS

Everyone left! Right!

Whoa, whoa, whoa! THEY SCREAM

SPLATTER Agh, hey!

PROG-PROG GRUNTS

Pedal, Daddy! Want picnic now.

ULAV CHUCKLES

ZOE, QUIGLEY AND ROCK SCREAM

THEY PANT

Don't lose 'em, guys.

PANTING What now?

Shh! Move in slow. PROG-PROG HISSES

Hey, Ulav. Hey, buddy.

Kids no hurt Gorp-Gorp.

PROG-PROG WAILS

Stop right there...

Huh? ...if you know what's good for you!

PROG-PROG CACKLES, ULAV PANTS

What do we do? He's really far gone.

Show him the pictures that convinced us.

They won't work - he's still under the spell.

Remember the selfie?

ULAV LAUGHS No hurt Gorp-Gorp.

I'm his partner. I'm just gonna have to get through to him.

Ulav, I may look like the bad guy right now,

but put looks aside and remember who we are to each other.

Ulav, you think that alien is your puffy little friend,

but he's a wanted criminal

who's about to hand you over to some interstellar scumballs.

She's right, Ulav.

PROG-PROG SNARLS, HISSES

You're the greatest, Daddy.

ULAV GROANS Do not listen to him.

I love you so much. ULAV LAUGHS

We need you, Ulav. You need to wake up!

I need to wake up...

Come with me.

You can do it, Ulav! Come on.

Wake up, agent! That's an order.

PROG-PROG CACKLES

Ah! Argh!

PROG-PROG EXCLAIMS, ULAV EXHALES

Agh, I'm OK,

but my partner is the greatest. Ha-ha!

Good thing that worked.

Plan B was douse you with Rock's weird deodorant spray

till the vapours drowned.

Eurgh!

Hey! Good to have you back, Ulav.

Ah, thanks, my dear friend. Cheers.

Another deep-space ne'er-do-well brought to just...

Argh! Oh, gleepguts! LASERS CRACKLE

I snuggled that thing. ULAV RETCHES

Well, all's well that ends well.

Er, guys?

LASERS CRACKLE, WHOOSH

CHUCKLING

PROG-PROG STRAINS Huh?

LASER WHOOSHES Huh?

Er... PROG-PROG HISSES

Hey, Prog. Dust these weaklings or what?

All's not well that ends like this.

It's not over yet.

You're on, 204! Try not to enjoy this too much.

SMOOSH GROWLS

Agh! Get it off. Get it off! SMOOSH SNARLS

PROG-PROG WAILS

LAUGHTER It's not funny.

Agh! Got ya. Ha-ha!

PROG-PROG GRUNTS

Is that the best you can do, weaklings?

Well, good enough, anyway.

PROG-PROG GRUNTS

Zoe, how does this help?? Here's how.

ZOE GULPS Here.

We looked this up on the Galanet.

It's safe and very effective.

Hyah!

Charge! NURDGE EXCLAIM

NURDGE EXCLAIM Hyah!

Hyah! NURDGE GRUNT

Hyah! Ha-ha-ha. SCREAMING

Roger. OK, extraction team's en route.

Turns out both Prog-Prog and Nurdge here

are high on the IA Most Wanted list.

They're going away for a long time.

Gorp-Gorp hate you.

Now, that's just rude.

Zoe, I'm really sorry and embarrassed

for falling for that slimy little conman.

Hey, not your fault.

I would've fallen for it, too, if it weren't for my...

Achoo!

Aww.

I think we can all agree

that Smoosh is all the cute we need in our lives.

ZOE EXHALES

Mission report.

I apprehended this class-A shapeshifter on Theta 5

masquerading as an Earth chicken.

I was tempted to leave him like that to see if he'd lay an egg.

Ha-ha. Oh, Dad. Achoo!

You know, I never thought I'd be super grateful to have a cold.

I guess sometimes the good stuff looks bad

and bad stuff looks good.

But friendship...

friendship is always way more than meets the...

Achoo! ..eye. SHE CHUCKLES

DEVICE BEEPS, SHE EXHALES

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