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♪ I was a normal girl
Before my dad went missing
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♪ Then his alien partner appeared
You've got to save the galaxy.
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♪ There's a madman, Gore, you see
You've got to stop him now
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♪ Whoa, whoa, whoa
I'm just a kid, why me?
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♪ And how?
See that bracelet from your dad?
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♪ It's got secret powers
What's that?
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♪ If Gore should get it
That's the key
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♪ To set my evil army free
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♪ I'll gather my friends
She's Agent 203
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♪ Now she can protect the world
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♪ It's Agent 203
Agent 203! ♪
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Do you have the squirrel on camera?
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I do, but it's, uh...
not doing much.
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I think it just gave me
a dirty look.
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We've got to report a news story
for Media Studies class
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that's so great that it can win
the regional news contest.
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Yeah, but I don't see
how this squirrel is news.
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It's just being a squirrel.
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Remember what the teacher says,
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"Good reporting can turn any subject
into gold."
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Like, award trophy gold.
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We blow the lid off Squirrelgate,
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and we can win
the state-wide contest.
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And win the grand prize trip
to Queasyland Amusement Park.
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Yes! Roller coasters and
chocolate-dipped Queasyland tacos
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all day long.
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Never gonna happen, peeps,
because... squirrel.
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We just have to, you know,
play things up a bit.
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OK. Three, two... You're on.
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Roddenberry Park,
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and a squirrel is looking
for a place to bury a peanut.
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Yes, a peanut.
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Where will it hide it? This is
the majesty, the drama of nature,
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unfolding before us, live and...
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Wait! I think... Yes!
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The squirrel has chosen a spot
to bury its peanut.
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And what a spot. We'll be sure to
keep you updated on any developments
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in this breaking story
as they occur.
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And... cut.
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How was that?
I loved it.
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Really?
Yes.
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Earth stuff
is endlessly fascinating.
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It was almost as good
as watching shoes getting tied.
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Doh!
Hmm. Q?
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Makes me want to bury my head
in the ground like that peanut.
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I wish we could report on something
cooler. Something important.
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Like the story we're all sitting on.
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Imagine the impact -
"Aliens everywhere."
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"High school media students
break biggest story in history."
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Ha-ha! But there's no way
you'd ever do that, right?
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LAUGHTER
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Right?
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Of course, not. No way.
Sheesh.
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Well, let's pack it in.
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Come to Papa, peanut.
CHUCKLES
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Mmm!
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Argh! I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
SCREAMS
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Look, the assignment isn't due
until tomorrow afternoon.
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We can set out early
and look for a new story.
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Cool. I'll meet you at HQ
before school.
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ULAV GRUMBLES
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Yuck.
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There's got to be a better story.
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Oh, I want to win that trip
to Queasyland.
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It's just a matter of being in
the right place at the right time.
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SINGING
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Whoa!
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Alien crop circles.
We gotta cover this up.
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PHONE CHIRPS
Uh... Or...
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CHUCKLES
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CAMERA CLICKS
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No, no and NO.
We get rid of them now.
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Just hear me out.
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I know we can't report
about aliens everywhere,
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but what if we reported just
one tiny sliver of the big secret?
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A tiny sliver? The IA is all about
absolute secrecy.
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Yes,
when we deal with alien threats.
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But crop circles
aren't new or scary.
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They show up all over the world.
Some people think they're fake.
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It's just cool that
Roddenberry finally got some.
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ZOE GROANS
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Look, when has a crop circle
caused anything bad?
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They're cool but totally harmless.
Right, Ulav?
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SNORING
Crop circles?
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YAWNS
Completely.
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They're basically just graffiti
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but meant to be read by ships
passing in space.
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You mean like, "Squeeb was here."
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Yeah. Or, "Down with Nurblix."
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Or, "Goopletarp
has two frabblenoxes."
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Whoa!
Now that's just rude.
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Forget it, Rock. We should just
cover this up, it's our job.
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Zoe, grand prize,
trip to Queasyland!
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Feel the thrill as we go off the
first drop of The Screaming Banshee.
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Feel the wind in your face
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as we rocket through the loops
of The Howling Dragon.
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Don't give me that look.
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What look? Ulav, you're 1,000% sure
this thing is harmless?
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Never saw a message
that wasn't downright boring.
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We can translate it just to be sure?
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By "we" you mean "Ulav."
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These things take hours.
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Mwah! I appreciate it, Ulav.
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There goes my "me" day. Smoosh and I
were going to do our nails.
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OK, Rock, we do the story.
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Now you're talking.
But no actual facts.
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We just interview folks at school
about what they think it is.
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Believers and non-believers.
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Which will create all kinds of
confusion about what it really is.
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We sow confusion and get our scoop.
Win-win.
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Come on, let's get some crop circle
footage before anyone else does.
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These crop circles mysteriously
appeared overnight
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on the Roddenberry High School
soccer field.
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What do they mean? Are they
alien phenomenon or man-made fake?
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These are crop circles?
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Looks like someone went
monkey shorts with a lawn mower.
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What is that? The new school logo?
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Real, my sweat socks.
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Only a total nut farmer
would believe it's aliens.
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It's aliens! This is it.
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Everything I've been saying
is finally happening.
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Uh...
Get ready! They're coming!
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GIRLS LAUGH
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LAUGHING
Uh... guys?
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Ugh...
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Breaking news. Alien crop circles
at Roddenberry High...
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Old news.
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Zoe and her crew
already reported that.
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'It's aliens, they're coming!'
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Y'all got scooped by kid reporters.
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GROWLS
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Whatever. Those crop circles
are probably fake anyway.
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Hey! My phone!
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LAUGHING
Guys, we even scooped the news pros.
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Queasyland, here comes Q and crew.
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SQUEALING HINGES
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By the way, Ulav, what did
the crop circle translation say?
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I forgot.
"I forgot". Strange message.
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"I forgot" what?
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Maybe an alien forgot
how to get home.
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No, I forgot to translate it.
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Sorry, guys,
but crop circle messages
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are so hard to crack
and so pointless.
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Can we give it a miss?
Ulav!
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Fine, going.
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I'll poke him with something
if he nods off.
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What do they mean?
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Applying my special intergalactic
online alien translation algorithm.
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Worth all ten payments of $19.99
and then some at a time like this.
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And... translate. Come on. Come on.
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Aliens, talk to me!
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Uh, Mr Roswell?
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Huh?
Is this gonna be on the test?
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Whoof! Finally.
Message now translating.
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We've got the first
three syllables...
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Let me guess.
It says "Blorg loves Splorg?
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No. It says...
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"Invasion."
Uh!
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Ah. The first word at last.
It's... it's...
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"friendship"!
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For years I worried
about an alien attack,
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but it's going to be
a friendly visit.
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Oh, I love you too, galaxy!
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Uh...
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And... assignment delivered.
Time to celebrate.
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Yeah!
DEVICE BLEEPS
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Guys. We've got a full translation
of the crop circles.
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Cool.
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Not sure that's the word for it.
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It says, "Invasion starts here
at 9:00 tonight."
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The crop circles!
I've translated them.
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The aliens are coming
at nine tonight,
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and they want to be friends.
LAUGHS
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Oh, what should I wear?
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Whoo, I need a shower.
Unless the aliens like this smell?
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Ooh, I should get them
a welcome basket.
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With lots of soft cheeses!
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LAUGHING
Oh, no.
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Roswell's gonna fight off
the invasion with
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a wheel of brie
and some fancy crackers.
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Oh, we really messed up, Rock.
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We should have got rid of that
crop circle as soon as we saw it.
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Then there'd be no invasion.
We've got to fix this.
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OK, what do we have on this threat?
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Who are the invaders?
I've got nothing.
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Except a rash, but I'm sure
that's from my wool footy PJs.
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I'll keep searching.
What language is the message in?
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Crop circles
use a standard galactic code.
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Part of the point
is they're universal, anonymous.
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Uh... untraceable.
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Exactly. Brilliant way to
share secret invasion info.
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Using a form of communication
everyone ignores.
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Even IA doesn't bother
to monitor these.
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Seems like a pain, planning
a whole invasion on post-it notes.
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The crop circles aren't the plan.
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They're just the sign you put
on your house before the party,
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"Birthday here." They're the X
that marks the spot.
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Then we just change the X.
Rewrite the message.
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We say the invasion's cancelled.
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It's a long shot, but maybe
it would throw off the invaders,
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whoever they are.
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Let's do it.
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But how will we change the message?
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Uh, hello?
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All right, let's mo...
Oh, no.
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Ohhh, I can't wait
to wrap those space folks up
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in a great big man-hug.
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He is enthusiastic,
you gotta give him that much.
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Wow, the place is deserted.
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Crop circle fever died down fast.
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That's the internet news cycle
for you.
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Our story was trending this morning,
but it's ancient history now.
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'Guys. Subspace chatter is all about
a giant fleet amassing.
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'I did some imaging.
This looks like our invasion.
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'And they're moving in fast.'
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O... M... Gumdrops!
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What are we going to do
about Mr Roswell? I've got an idea.
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Hey, Mr R.
Somebody's stealing your car.
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Cars? Who needs cars?
We're going to the stars, baby.
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That's all I got.
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You two distract him somehow.
I'll change the invasion message.
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Distract him how?
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By making all of his dreams
come true.
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Hmm.
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Mr Roswell?
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Who wants to know?
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We do. The Persons In Purple.
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We understand you successfully
managed to translate
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this extraterrestrial message.
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I did. Are you guys from Area 51?
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Area 51 is tourist nonsense.
We're from Area 52.
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Wow!
LAUGHS
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I knew you guys would
come to me sooner or later.
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How can I help?
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We need to debrief you, but we're
too exposed here. Follow us.
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Area 52. I can't believe it.
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Please stop yelling, sir.
We depend on a low profile.
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Of course.
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Activate Typewriter Charm!
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Now, let's see.
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"Bad stomach bug.
Avoid Earth at all costs."
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And that's all she wrote.
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'Q. Message changed.
Bring Roswell back any time.
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'We are out of the woods.'
Got it, girly. Will do.
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Glad that's over with.
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DANCE MUSIC,
HUMMING
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Huh? Hey!
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00:12:10,800 --> 00:12:13,959
What the skreeb?
Someone changed the message.
249
00:12:13,960 --> 00:12:16,959
It was my turn to choose
this month's invasion target.
250
00:12:16,960 --> 00:12:18,960
And I'm not letting anyone
mess that up.
251
00:12:22,960 --> 00:12:24,959
And stay that way.
252
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MUSIC RESUMES
253
00:12:26,960 --> 00:12:31,959
Remember, you never met us.
This conversation never happened.
254
00:12:31,960 --> 00:12:34,959
Oh, absolutely. But you should
give me your contact info.
255
00:12:34,960 --> 00:12:37,999
My research could be very useful
to your organisation.
256
00:12:38,000 --> 00:12:41,159
If your organisation existed,
that is.
257
00:12:41,160 --> 00:12:44,959
Winky-wink. See, I get it.
258
00:12:44,960 --> 00:12:46,959
Seriously, though,
I need your number.
259
00:12:46,960 --> 00:12:49,160
When the time is right,
we'll contact you.
260
00:12:50,960 --> 00:12:52,999
Phew!
BLEEPING
261
00:12:53,000 --> 00:12:55,959
'Zoe, I thought you said
you changed that message?
262
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'We're running out of time.'
263
00:12:57,960 --> 00:12:58,960
What? I did.
264
00:13:00,960 --> 00:13:01,959
What in the...
265
00:13:01,960 --> 00:13:05,959
Quigs, the message un-changed
somehow. I need more time.
266
00:13:05,960 --> 00:13:07,159
Actually, sir, I just... Uh...
267
00:13:07,160 --> 00:13:10,959
have a few more questions that I
would like to pick your brain about,
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expert that you clearly are.
269
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Oh, of course.
270
00:13:16,960 --> 00:13:20,959
"Stomach bug.
Avoid Earth at all costs." There.
271
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What the...?
272
00:13:21,960 --> 00:13:24,959
Guys. We have a cloaked alien ship
over the soccer field.
273
00:13:24,960 --> 00:13:27,959
Must be the one that originally
made the message.
274
00:13:27,960 --> 00:13:30,959
'It keeps changing it back.
I need everyone here now.'
275
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What about everybody's favourite
UFO nut?
276
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SNORING
277
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There. He'll be out for a while.
Let's track down our space Hermes.
278
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Space Wormies?
279
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Hermes. Messenger of the gods.
280
00:13:42,960 --> 00:13:46,479
Those of us who actually listened
in literature class got it.
281
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I listen in literature class.
Mostly to science podcasts.
282
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SNORING
283
00:13:56,960 --> 00:13:58,959
Ah!
284
00:13:58,960 --> 00:13:59,959
Gah!
285
00:13:59,960 --> 00:14:01,960
PANTING
286
00:14:03,960 --> 00:14:07,159
If these human vandals
think they can mess up my invasion,
287
00:14:07,160 --> 00:14:09,959
they can think again.
288
00:14:09,960 --> 00:14:13,319
This planet is going down,
and nothing can stop me.
289
00:14:13,320 --> 00:14:15,959
We've got to find
whoever's rewriting this
290
00:14:15,960 --> 00:14:17,319
and change that message for good.
291
00:14:17,320 --> 00:14:19,479
What if someone comes sees all this?
292
00:14:19,480 --> 00:14:21,959
The IA satellite shows no civilians
in the area.
293
00:14:21,960 --> 00:14:23,960
Plus, we have our disguises.
294
00:14:25,960 --> 00:14:27,959
Right. We are the...
295
00:14:27,960 --> 00:14:29,959
..Persons in Purple!
296
00:14:29,960 --> 00:14:32,959
OK, when I draw him out, you hit him
with the tractor beam, Q.
297
00:14:32,960 --> 00:14:33,959
Got it.
298
00:14:33,960 --> 00:14:35,960
Activate Typewriter Charm!
299
00:14:40,960 --> 00:14:42,639
Let's say...
300
00:14:42,640 --> 00:14:45,959
"Show yourself,
you big space chicken."
301
00:14:45,960 --> 00:14:48,639
IMITATES CHICKEN
302
00:14:48,640 --> 00:14:51,999
Again? Seriously?
303
00:14:52,000 --> 00:14:55,799
Uh! Hmm.
304
00:14:55,800 --> 00:14:56,999
IMITATING CHICKEN
305
00:14:57,000 --> 00:14:58,959
GROWLS
306
00:14:58,960 --> 00:15:00,800
SCREAMS
307
00:15:03,960 --> 00:15:05,959
We'll draw their fire.
You bring 'em down. Go!
308
00:15:05,960 --> 00:15:08,960
Hmm!
GASPS
309
00:15:11,960 --> 00:15:12,960
Ah!
310
00:15:15,960 --> 00:15:18,960
LASERS FIRING
311
00:15:21,960 --> 00:15:23,960
I need to get a lock on that guy.
312
00:15:25,800 --> 00:15:27,000
Ah! Ow!
313
00:15:32,960 --> 00:15:34,640
Ooh!
Oh!
314
00:15:37,960 --> 00:15:40,959
Argh! Oh, what the...?
315
00:15:40,960 --> 00:15:45,959
I am Intergalactic Agent 203,
and you are under arrest.
316
00:15:45,960 --> 00:15:47,959
Ulav, I have a prisoner
for pick-up.
317
00:15:47,960 --> 00:15:49,959
Don't stop for mayonnaise
and peaches.
318
00:15:49,960 --> 00:15:51,959
I want all of this gone
before we get...
319
00:15:51,960 --> 00:15:53,959
GASPS
...seen.
320
00:15:53,960 --> 00:15:54,959
CAMERA CLICKS
321
00:15:54,960 --> 00:15:57,959
That was the most beautiful thing
I've ever seen.
322
00:15:57,960 --> 00:15:59,959
I knew it. Yes! Yes!
323
00:15:59,960 --> 00:16:02,959
Vindication!
Who's a whackjob now, Aunt Lulu?
324
00:16:02,960 --> 00:16:03,959
LAUGHS
325
00:16:03,960 --> 00:16:07,959
Ugh, could my fail
get any more epic?
326
00:16:07,960 --> 00:16:09,959
CHUCKLING
327
00:16:09,960 --> 00:16:12,319
This is not funny.
What are you laughing at?
328
00:16:12,320 --> 00:16:15,959
You're too late. The message worked.
329
00:16:15,960 --> 00:16:19,959
The invasion has begun.
330
00:16:19,960 --> 00:16:21,960
Oh!
Oh! Oh!
331
00:16:24,000 --> 00:16:27,959
ROSWELL LAUGHS
This is bad.
332
00:16:27,960 --> 00:16:29,959
That's for calling me
a space chicken.
333
00:16:29,960 --> 00:16:31,959
We should have dealt with it
from the start.
334
00:16:31,960 --> 00:16:34,159
Look where our scoop got us.
DEVICE BLEEPS
335
00:16:34,160 --> 00:16:36,959
Three minutes left.
What do we do?
336
00:16:36,960 --> 00:16:39,479
All right, first...
Actually, Ulav,
337
00:16:39,480 --> 00:16:42,959
this is kind of my mess.
I'd like to try to fix it.
338
00:16:42,960 --> 00:16:45,959
Right-o. Call the play, 203.
339
00:16:45,960 --> 00:16:48,959
Ulav, you get Space Chicken
out of here.
340
00:16:48,960 --> 00:16:51,959
My name is Greg.
Rock, you debrief Roswell.
341
00:16:51,960 --> 00:16:54,959
Do whatever you have to do to get
that footage off of his phone.
342
00:16:54,960 --> 00:16:58,959
Quigs, re-cloak Space Greg's ship
till we can impound it...
343
00:16:58,960 --> 00:17:00,959
It's not "Space Greg",
it's just Greg.
344
00:17:00,960 --> 00:17:01,959
Right, so I'll be Greg.
345
00:17:01,960 --> 00:17:05,959
We'll need my Holo Charm,
an uplink to an IA com satellite,
346
00:17:05,960 --> 00:17:08,959
and your trusty school news camera.
You got it!
347
00:17:08,960 --> 00:17:11,960
And... re-cloaking the ship.
348
00:17:14,960 --> 00:17:18,959
Thirty seconds to invasion.
This better work.
349
00:17:18,960 --> 00:17:21,959
We're patched through to the fleet?
And you edited in the footage?
350
00:17:21,960 --> 00:17:24,960
Yep. Going live in three...
351
00:17:25,960 --> 00:17:28,959
'Fleet leaders, this is uh... Greg,
352
00:17:28,960 --> 00:17:31,959
'advance scout for the invasion.
353
00:17:31,960 --> 00:17:34,479
'Listen, I have crucial new intel.
354
00:17:34,480 --> 00:17:37,959
'The invasion is doomed.
It has to be cancelled.'
355
00:17:37,960 --> 00:17:39,959
What? Why?.
356
00:17:39,960 --> 00:17:42,959
'I underestimated the earthlings
when I selected this planet.
357
00:17:42,960 --> 00:17:44,959
'One mighty Earth warrior plans
358
00:17:44,960 --> 00:17:47,959
'to meet the invasion head on, singlehandedly.
359
00:17:47,960 --> 00:17:50,959
'Behold...
Roswello the Merciless.
360
00:17:50,960 --> 00:17:52,959
'Look at him, he knows no fear.
361
00:17:52,960 --> 00:17:55,959
'And he is armed with brutal,
cutting edge weaponry!
362
00:17:55,960 --> 00:17:59,959
'This anti-spacecraft cannon
is aimed your flagship.
363
00:17:59,960 --> 00:18:02,999
'It can vaporise
the whole fleet in one shot.'
364
00:18:03,000 --> 00:18:05,959
LASER BLASTS
365
00:18:05,960 --> 00:18:08,959
'I can't wait to wrap
those space folks up
366
00:18:08,960 --> 00:18:10,959
'in a great big man hug.'
367
00:18:10,960 --> 00:18:13,959
'This foe is too great.
Save yourselves, friends.
368
00:18:13,960 --> 00:18:15,959
'Live to fight another day.'
369
00:18:15,960 --> 00:18:19,159
Uh, call off the invasion.
Reverse course.
370
00:18:19,160 --> 00:18:21,960
We'll conquer Greg's home planet
instead.
371
00:18:29,960 --> 00:18:31,959
I can't believe that worked.
372
00:18:31,960 --> 00:18:34,799
Did we just save the world
with a burrito?
373
00:18:34,800 --> 00:18:35,959
Ah. It's over.
374
00:18:35,960 --> 00:18:37,960
Not just yet.
375
00:18:39,960 --> 00:18:43,959
Roddenberry High, my news team and I
owe you all an apology.
376
00:18:43,960 --> 00:18:46,959
The soccer field crop circles story
was, in fact, fake news.
377
00:18:46,960 --> 00:18:49,959
A practical joke from our
competitors in the media contest
378
00:18:49,960 --> 00:18:51,959
to get us in trouble.
379
00:18:51,960 --> 00:18:53,959
And we're sorry,
but we fell for it.
380
00:18:53,960 --> 00:18:57,959
I knew they were fake.
I mean, everything's fake, right?
381
00:18:57,960 --> 00:19:01,319
Crop circles? Doesn't ring a bell.
382
00:19:01,320 --> 00:19:03,959
Fake crop circles? Sick prank.
383
00:19:03,960 --> 00:19:05,959
Is the whole school gonna see this?
384
00:19:05,960 --> 00:19:07,959
Follow me, bros, @dudernaut8000.
385
00:19:07,960 --> 00:19:11,959
We got carried away
trying to win the contest,
386
00:19:11,960 --> 00:19:13,960
but that's no excuse.
387
00:19:15,960 --> 00:19:18,959
We should have checked our sources
better before reporting it.
388
00:19:18,960 --> 00:19:22,479
Even worse, the hoax attracted
the attention of a team
389
00:19:22,480 --> 00:19:23,959
of internet hoaxters,
390
00:19:23,960 --> 00:19:26,959
who hoodwinked a certain
faculty member for content.
391
00:19:26,960 --> 00:19:29,959
Wha...? But... but...
GROANS
392
00:19:29,960 --> 00:19:31,959
And we would have got away with it
393
00:19:31,960 --> 00:19:34,959
if not for that incredible
school news team.
394
00:19:34,960 --> 00:19:37,959
We can only hope that exposing
these frauds will make up
395
00:19:37,960 --> 00:19:41,799
for just a little of harm
we caused.
396
00:19:41,800 --> 00:19:44,959
Thank you and good morning.
397
00:19:44,960 --> 00:19:47,159
We're clear. Well, that's that.
398
00:19:47,160 --> 00:19:49,959
Ah, I really wanted
to win that trip.
399
00:19:49,960 --> 00:19:52,319
We all did. A little too much.
400
00:19:52,320 --> 00:19:55,159
Who knows, maybe if we'd stuck
with the squirrel story...
401
00:19:55,160 --> 00:19:57,960
No, Zoe. Just... no.
402
00:20:05,960 --> 00:20:09,639
The dreaded S word - secrecy.
403
00:20:09,640 --> 00:20:13,959
It's the most important and
the hardest aspect of what we do.
404
00:20:13,960 --> 00:20:16,479
But without it,
none of this could work.
405
00:20:16,480 --> 00:20:19,639
Hey, Dad.
You know, when I started this job,
406
00:20:19,640 --> 00:20:23,959
I never imagined that I would
somehow use it for my own gain.
407
00:20:23,960 --> 00:20:27,999
I'm ashamed to say that
that's exactly what we just did.
408
00:20:28,000 --> 00:20:30,959
Well, this kid has officially
learned her lesson,
409
00:20:30,960 --> 00:20:33,959
and there's nothing fake
about that news.
410
00:20:33,960 --> 00:20:35,960
Good night, Dad.
411
00:20:37,640 --> 00:20:38,960
CRUNCHING
412
00:20:46,960 --> 00:20:48,960
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