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♪ I was a normal girl Before my dad went missing

♪ Then his alien partner appeared

♪ You've got to save the galaxy

♪ There's a madman, Gore, you see You've got to stop him - now

♪ Whoa, whoa, whoa I'm just a kid, why me?

♪ And how? See that bracelet from your dad?

♪ It's got secret powers What's that?

♪ If Gore should get it That's the key

♪ To set my evil army free

♪ I'll gather my friends She's Agent 203

♪ Now she can protect the world

♪ It's Agent 203 Agent 203. ♪

'Looks like something big is happening.'

Agreed. Get closer.

'I need a better look.'

Could be something we can use to get Agent 203 and the bracelet.

Yes. Report-card pick-up day, with student-parent party afterward!

I am so there.

Right? I'm even there-er. I'm running the movie screening.

Roswell got an old 3D film -

Hairball Horror Vs The Robot Rampager.

We have 3D glasses and everything.

ZOE GRUMBLES You don't look so happy about it.

What's going on? Bad report card?

No, that part's fine.

It's the "party with your parent" part.

I love my mom so much,

but I can't get a minute alone these days. I don't know why.

Ugh, magnet mom syndrome. My mom went through that.

My dad did that.

OLD-MAN VOICE: "My boy's growing up too fast!

"I must savour every second of our time together!"

It'll pass.

It better! Three weeks of non-stop mother-daughter selfies!

My cheek muscles are so ripped I could bench-press a moose. Feel!

Ow, cut myself.

Well, gotta live with it, Zoe, tonight's "parents-required".

ZOE GROANS

Hugh, we'll finally get to meet yours!

Uh, I don't, uh, have...

You have a dad! You have a dad!

I have a dad! Whoa! Huh?

I have a dad... uh...

'Chad.' "Chad", seriously?

A new parent? Mom LOVES to welcome new parents to the school!

Yeah, she's nice like that.

And a win-win!

We get Mom a new parent to fuss over, and I get a breather.

HUGH CHUCKLES WEAKLY

Ha! No-one will suspect Hugh is my android spy-bot

when his dad shows up.

So, how does this work again?

The Brain Transfer will transfer your brain into the robot

so you can go to earth without any risk whatsoever.

We need to give the robot a human appearance.

Agh! Chad must be perfect, like me.

Brainor! You must combine all the greatest human men

in history together to make my Chad!

Ah, yes, Martin Luther King! Batman!

Albert Einstein! Hannah Montana!

Hmm?

Huh? Hmm.

Now let's give him some clothes. Yes.

Chad is...

magnificent!

Now transfer my brilliant mind!

Begin countdown to transfer brain. Three, two, one.

GORE LAUGHS EVILLY

Chad! Whoa.

Good report card, parents happy - my job here is done.

Same and same. Let's party.

Ugh! Me and Zoe with her wonderful report card!

Ooh, close-up so we can see how brilliant my baby is.

Hugh? Anybody seen Hugh?

Agh! C'mon, he's calling my name.

Ah! HE PANTS

Your father has arrived!

HUGH GROANS

Hurry, you're late!

ULAV SLURPS Mmm!

SMOOSH PURRS, PANTS

No, Smoosh! This is extra-triple-creamy ice cream,

and you are lactose intolerant!

HE SLURPS Mmm!

ALARM BEEPS Alien-teleportation alert!

HE GRUMBLES Huh?

Hmm? Huh?!

Huh!

HE GASPS Fart alert!

SMOOSH FARTS Woo-hoo!

HE COUGHS

Zoe! Come in, Zoe!

GORE CLEARS HIS THROAT

Shall I disguise my voice...

..so I sound just like a human dad?

What do you think, huh? We're toast.

Let's just go get my report card, please.

Oh, look at all the activities tonight, Zoe!

Scrunchy-blinging booth - check! The Henna Hut - definitely.

Mother-daughter mud-pie fight! We're so there.

Uh-huh. I'll make a timetable for us.

Man, she's got it bad. I'm doomed.

Hmm? Hey! I'm un-doomed!

Mom? What?

That's Hugh's dad, Mom. He's never been here before.

Oh, my gosh! I'll bet he'd like someone...

...to show him round and introduce him to all the parents and teachers!

Hm, ha-ha! Yeah!

Why did that human give me this paper?

All it says is, uh, "AAAAAA!"

Not "AAAAAA". That's my report card.

I got all As. As, huh?

I'm more interested in Bs... ..as in bracelet!

Hello, fellow parent!

Uh... SANDRA CHUCKLES

Welcome to the school!

Zoe and her friends are always talking about Hugh.

You must be so proud of him.

Uh, yes, I must be.

SANDRA LAUGHS

Mom, why don't you show Chad around the school,

introduce him to the parents?

Ungrip me, female! I've gotta go to...

Oof! GORE GROANS

Oh, my gosh! Are you OK?!

HE STAMMERS

I have decided to accept your kind offer

of a tour and introductions,

but first, some words of fatherly wisdom with my son.

Oh!

BRACELET BEEPS Uh...

Quiqley! Argh!

THEY PANT Whoa!

BEEPING CONTINUES It's Ulav!

I thought you were going to look for the bracelet

after I got my report card.

I was, but I just jarred something loose in this head.

I can't teleport back...

..which is important once I have the bracelet!

Don't move. I'll do a diagnostic.

HE GROANS, STAMMERS

'I picked up alien-teleporter energy

'two minutes ago at your school.'

Any idea who or what just arrived?

'I can't be positive, could be Gore, could be a Zinusian tourist.'

OK, eyes open for any danger. Protect the school and...

Don't let Smoosh eat ice cream! ULAV LAUGHS

How bad is it? Bad.

Blutanic-acid leak into the transport module.

If we don't fix it fast, you won't be able to teleport back.

Even worse, your brain will be stuck in this robot forever!

Agh! How long do we have? A couple hours at best.

I'll programme a timer in the robot's eyesight,

so you know how long you have left, and don't worry, I can fix it.

I'll find the replacement parts, and you go get them.

I get them?!

Should I remind you which one of us is the great intergalactic despot

and which of us is the hunk of recycled cellphones?

Besides, I need to look for that bracelet.

Your body can transform, mine can't,

so if somebody sees a robot "acquiring" unusual items,

nobody will suspect Chad and son. GORE GROWLS

I hear you on the bracelet, but even if you find it,

you don't want to be stuck in a robot forever, right?

Smartyflitz! Fine. Just give me your list, and I'll...

ROSWELL, TANNOY: 'Welcome Moms, Dads and students,

'and any extra-terrestrials among us

'You know who you are. Ha-ha! Let the Parent-Student Games begin!

'First up, the team pizza-making contest!'

Argh! Oh!

Oh, looks like the kids abandoned us,

so you're my partner, Chad!

Perfect! Now we can investigate... There you are!

Come on, you be our competition.

Chad and I are gonna smoke you like a...

..mozzarella. Uh...

ZOE GROANS, SANDRA CHUCKLES

All right, pizza chefs.

First team to make and cook a pizza in less than 30 minutes wins!

What are we supposed to do with this creature?

Whoa! Oh! This. Agh, agh, agh!

Yes! Bend it to your will!

SQUELCHING Huh?!

Oh, my goodness! Oh!

Is this how you make pizza? I'm so sorry!

Uh, that's OK - Dad always keeps a clean shirt in the car.

Let's go, clean up, Dad.

Urgh, saucy goo!

I'm sending you the address for the first part we need. Oh!

Go!

QUIGLEY CHUCKLES, ALARM BEEPS

Uh...

Need more sauce! I thought I saw it down here somewhere...

'There's a new trail, like the one we've seen before.

'It's going downtown!' Come on!

Mom, so sorry, we're out of sauce, anyway.

I'm going to give you Quigs so you can both finish

the pizza contest! SHE PANTS

Uh... thanks?

I'll just check on Hugh and his dad...

Huh? QUIGLEY CHUCKLES

Darn, it's closed. Yeah, till tomorrow.

It's a big event to introduce the new Firecracker 10K laptop!

Activate key charm.

Hmm? SHE PANTS

He came in here, looks like.

SHE GASPS

Hmm!

We sneak up quietly, and...

The Firecracker 10-K, the laptop of my dreams... Oh!

Huh? Uh!

Intergalactic Agent 203! Drop the laptop, robot!

No! Put it gently on the floor, please!

Agent 203? Finally, the bracelet will be mine!

That's Gore's voice! He's controlling the robot himself.

I can guide more than just this body.

Hah! Heh!

Say hello to my little friends! HE LAUGHS EVILLY

SHE GASPS Fire!

Ouch! Those things sting!

Oh! Argh!

It's Mighty Maximus -

the strongest toy robot in the wor...

Argh-agh-agh-agh!

Oof!

We need to shut them down with a magnetic pulse.

No! A magnetic pulse would shut me down, too!

Activate magnetic pulse charm!

Huh! See you!

TOY ROBOTS EXCLAIM, GROAN

That should've stopped Gore's robot. Hey, where is it?

Went thataway... HE SNIFFS

..and they took the Firecracker 10K.

Ulav, you were right. Gore sent his robot down.

He's controlling it himself! Can you track it?

Here comes the aeroplane. Huh? Uh!

It's going towards your school,

and I found vegan ice cream for Smooshie-kins.

Grapnits! I almost had the bracelet!

At least the transformation includes laundry service.

THEY PANT

'Lost the signal again!'

We're almost at the school. We'll check there.

HE GRUMBLES

Chad, buddy, just in time!

They're announcing the winners.

Got another part you need to get. AFTER my pizza victory!

And the winners of the pizza contest are...

MURMURING

...Sandra and Quigley! Oh!

Yeah! Huh?!

APPLAUSE

We won! But I was here first!

Uh... Huh?

Quigs! Come!

I think Chad's right. He was here first.

You win! There, feel better now?

Dad? I need some father-son time.

Destroy anyone who comes near this.

Chad is hilarious!

The parents' groups are going to love him.

It had Gore's voice?

So Ulav's suspicions were right. Yep, and it came back here.

And it has my dream computer.

If Gore's involved, there's something big going on.

We just have to find out what.

Let's split up. Hmph!

C'mon, Chad, win Hugh a prize!

HE SNIFFS

You throw it at the bears.

Those fuzzy things.

Uh, argh!

Argh! Hey.

THEY LAUGH

Huh? We have a winner -

our newbie parent, Chad!

That's amazing, Dad! Let's put it out in the car.

Do I need another clean shirt?

Great job, Chad!

Hmm...

Getting zero alien readings. Same here.

Nothing in the boy's lockers. The halls are empty.

I'm sure Agent 203 will show up, and the bracelet will be mine!

Leave the bear, and forget 203 for now.

You need to get home! Fine!

We've got it!

'It's heading for the junkyard!'

Great - junkyard. Hm! Disguise time, Quigs.

Ha-ha!

Wha..? Ha-ha! SHE LAUGHS

GORE, NORMAL VOICE: This is my copper helmet!?

Will this even fit on this head?

Hmm, according to Quigs, that robot should be...

I knew it! Ah-ha-ha!

I have a size ten head and a size nine copper helmet!

Agh! Argh!

Are you sure there's a bigger plan, and Gore hasn't just gone wacko?

Get robot now, figure out plan later.

Intergalactic Agent 203!

Surrender, robot! Surrender? Never!

Activate grabber charm!

Huh! Oh!

Ah!

HE STRAINS Agh!

Activate shield charm!

Oh!

Agh! I've got it!

Fire head rockets! "Head rockets"?

Argh!

My time is running out!

SHE GRUNTS

Hyah!

Hand over the bracelet! You want my bracelet, Gore?

Well, my bracelet wants a piece of you, too.

Activate... Forget about your partner?

SHE GASPS Argh!

Activate levitation charm!

Argh! Huh?

HE PANTS Ah.

Thanks, Zoe, but I'm sorry - it got away because you saved me.

'We have the energy trail.' 'It's coming to the school!'

Laptops, a cappuccino machine, school -

what is Gore up to? What's it all mean?

We have to get back to the school.

If Gore's robot is there, our parents are in danger!

CHATTER

C'mon, we're running out of time.

Let's get my brain home to my body. I will deal with the bracelet later.

THEY PANT Where's the robot?

Lost the energy trail as soon as it got the school, like before.

You see that hole? Those cables go to the city's power.

The laptop is going to redirect all the energy from there

into the copper helmet.

Two important things to remember - one, stay in robot mode,

or Chad's artificial skin will melt and gum up the system,

and two, once this starts, it can't be stopped.

Hmm. What if I don't do those two things?

The city power plant overloads, explodes, and takes us with it.

Where are you going? Gonna watch the movie.

It's a cheesy 3D sci-fi film. Love 'em.

BEEPING, THEY GASP

It's the robot! 'It's behind the movie screen!'

He's right here?

If I fight him here, everyone will see me

What kind of disguise can hide me in this crowd?

Hm! Ah!

Nice one, Rock.

Make sure everyone wears their 3D glasses.

Greetings students and parents.

Tonight's movie is a 3D cult classic -

Hairball Horror Vs The Robot Rampager.

HE LAUGHS

3D glasses on, everyone! This is gonna look so real.

CHATTER

Cue the cover-up!

Ah, three minutes, and I'll be myself again.

Argh!

Hyah! Intergalactic Agent 203!

You listening, Gore? I've got your robot.

Ah, that does it!

I want that bracelet now,

and I don't care about anything else! Hyah!

Argh!

I can't believe what I'm seeing. So cool!

HE YELPS

Huh! Surrender, robot!

Ha-ha, I love that corny sci-fi talk.

HE STRAINS

Never! Oh, agh! Argh!

THEY STRAIN Agh!

Whoa! Is there anything we can do?

We show up in the movie, and everybody knows it's not a movie.

HE PANTS Whoa!

We're history in 30 seconds!

Argh! Agh!

You're nothing but hair! Did you forget about this?

THEY GRUNT

Don't remember this part. They must have added new footage!

Activate starburst charm!

Argh! Agh!

Hooray! Oh! This is awesome!

I need that bracelet! You've got three seconds

Time to go home, Dad!

SHE PANTS Ah!

AUDIENCE CHEERS

Hey! Who turned off the movie? BOOING

Can't let them see the real film, they'll know something's going on.

Sorry, everyone. The film broke - old film!

Ah, city saved. I smell like barbecued dog hair.

Time to go home.

HE SIGHS

Please tell me that worked...

Chad?

No, it's me! I'm back to normal, but I don't have that bracelet!

I'll send you the pizza trophy and your bear.

'Agh, you can keep your bear and pizza trophy!'

Good night, honey. I'm going straight to bed.

Really? Too much fun? No more pictures?

Oh, fun overload, honey.

Mm.

You know, we should have your friends

and their parents over one night.

Chad is hilarious.

Good night, Mom. I love you.

SHE MURMURS

Yeah, parent-student night was incredible -

games, movies, saving the planet,

but I really wish you'd have been there.

Mom was happy. She made a friend.

Hugh's dad is weird, but I think you would've liked him -

you're used to weird.

But I think I was too harsh about Magnet Mom.

I know it's just because she cares about me.

And maybe someday, I'll have Magnet Mom and Magnet Dad.

That'd be pretty perfect.

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