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♪ I was a normal girl
Before my dad went missing
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♪ Then his alien partner appeared
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♪ You've got to save the galaxy
There's a madman, Gore, you see
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♪ You've got to stop him
Now
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♪ Whoa, whoa, whoa
I'm just a kid, why me? And how?
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♪ See that bracelet from your dad
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♪ It's got secret powers
What's that?
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♪ If Gore should get it
That's the key
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♪ To set my evil army free
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♪ I'll gather my friends
She's Agent 203
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♪ Now she can protect the world
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♪ It's Agent 203
Agent 203. ♪
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Ho, ho, ho!
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Ho, ho, ho... Oh, no!
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CRASH
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That's right, Santa,
come to Gore!
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Oh, yes, Mr Big Shot Gift-A-Lot,
I've been watching you.
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And I know exactly how to make you
give me what I want,
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now that I have you
in your natural habitat.
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Except it won't be little kiddies
sitting on your lap.
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Yes, I've been a VERY naughty boy
this year, Santy.
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Do you want to know
what you're getting me this year?
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Well, since you're on
the naughty list, Gore,
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I'm afraid you'll be getting
a boring pair of socks as usual.
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Get me what I want, or I'll turn YOU
into a boring pair of socks!
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Let's talk about that famous
naughty and nice list of yours.
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Or as I like to call it,
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the most extensive surveillance
operation ever.
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Huh?
Think about it.
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It's a list of everything
everybody does
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over the course of a year.
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For this next-level spy-work,
much respect.
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Game recognise game.
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I wouldn't call it spy-work.
Shush now.
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Your naughty and nice list,
that's what I want.
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What for?
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At the top of your "nice" list
will be the person
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who did all of those
so-called "nice" things against me!
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That name will finally give me
the identity of Agent 203.
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Maybe I should get you
some deodorant instead.
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Hey, I'm wrapping your gift.
Don't look!
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You don't look!
I don't care if anyone looks.
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You're all getting
one of my Christmas sweaters.
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Ooh, I love ugly Christmas sweaters.
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Ugly?
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Hey. The wrapping paper is haunted!
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There you are, Kitty Claws.
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I don't know what to do with you,
little stray.
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I can't keep you a secret
from Mom forever.
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SMOOSH GROWLS
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Where did she go?
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CAT MEOWS
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Ah! Aw!
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Can she just stay a part
of this sweater forever? Please?...
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It is going to be a great holiday...
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if I can keep track
of this little escape artist.
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ALARM
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Abnormal activity alert.
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Thermal imaging
is picking up something.
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They're small,
but wow, can they move.
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Yeah, they really are fast.
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The Intergalactic Agency
doesn't rest for the holidays.
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Let's move, guys.
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Aw, but where do I stash
Kitty Claws?
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Anywhere I put you,
you'll get into trouble.
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Guess I'll just have
to bring you with.
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Smoosh, you do care!
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BLOWS RASPBERRY
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I can't see a thing.
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They're here somewhere.
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Don't mind me.
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I'm just a sanitation worker
making his rounds.
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We've got 'em surrounded.
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Er... Uh!
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Correction. WE'RE surrounded!
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They're too fast.
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Not for long. Activate Slo-Mo Charm!
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THEY YELL
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What... have... you... done?
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Reeeetreeeaat!
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Whoa... festive... restraints!
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So, where is it? Let's have
that naughty and nice list.
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SANTA GIGGLES
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That tickles!
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How dare you giggle?!
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These fingers have destroyed
entire solar systems. Ah-ha!
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Found it!
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Milk, juice boxes, sauerkraut?
This is a shopping list!
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Mrs Claus always has me pick up
a few things while I'm out.
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It's our one time of year
to stock up.
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Yah, grupnicks!
Language, Gore.
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You're not going to find it.
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The naughty and nice list
is far too valuable
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to be travelling with,
so I memorise it.
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It's all upstairs.
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No, it's not!
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HE YELLS
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Well, then. I have ways
of getting what I want from you.
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Release the Beg-inator!
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SANTA GULPS
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MECHANICAL FOOTSTEPS
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Please tell me! Ple-e-e-e-e-ase!
I'm begging you!
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Oh, pretty please
with sugar on top!
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Er, no.
Come on!
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No!
Aw!
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SOBBING
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You're a tough nut to crack, Santa.
But we've only just begun.
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Eugh! I can't break this garland!
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That's because
it's no ordinary garland.
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You're not aliens.
You're... elves?!
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Like Santa's elves!?
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Like Santa's Elite Commando Elves.
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FA-LA-LA! LA-LA!
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Awesome!
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You thought we were aliens.
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You're with Intergalactic Agency,
aren't you?
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Wait, how do you know about IA?
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Not a lot our boss doesn't know.
No worries, though.
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Your secret's safe with us.
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The Agency and Santa
have a long history.
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Didn't I ever tell you?
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No!
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I'm Jangle, squad leader.
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This is Jingle, Winkle, Tinkle
and Magnus. He's the big one.
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What brings you to Roddenberry?
Santa's sleigh went down.
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We tracked it and the reindeer here
to the center of town.
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Sleigh's just ahead.
Why don't you come with us?
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Yes, it'll be fun!
Ah!
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MACHINE WHIRRS
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That, Santa, is my Brain Drain 3000!
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As the name implies,
it's going to drain
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the naughty and nice list
from your brain.
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Excuse me,
I have to get to the control room
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and live-calibrate the suck beam.
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Don't wanna download too much
and turn you into a Santa Zombie.
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At least not yet.
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Is it working?
Perfectly.
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Good. When this gets down to zero,
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the naughty and nice list
will be mine.
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It will reveal Agent 203
and I will take over the galaxy!
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MACHINE CHIRPS
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It'll take a while, sir.
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Can I scoot out for a quick
bathroom break? I really have to go.
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No, you cannot.
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You really are the worst, sir.
Thank you.
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Whoa!
Wow!
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Wow, the park is beautiful
at Christmas! Is that it?
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That's a decoration. Oh, wait...
Those reindeer are real!
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Santa's sleigh!
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Santa's not here! And no clue
what could have happened to him!
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Guys...
REINDEER BELLOWS
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SMOOSH CHATTERS
Anyone bring the Translatrix?
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Smoosh wants to tell us something.
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Let me see.
No. Don't think so... Nope.
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Er, yes!
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OK, Smoosh, speak!
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SMOOSH CHATTERS
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He says... that he didn't eat
my pumpkin spice with hot mayo
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and resents being blamed for it.
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What did the reindeer say?!
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The reindeer told him...
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Santa has been abducted!
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GASPING
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Abducted? By who?!
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They heard a loud voice say...
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REINDEER BELLOWS,
SMOOSH CHATTERS
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..."Come to Gore!"
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Santa's snatched by Gore!
Gore's done a lot of things,
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but trying to ruin Christmas?
We've got to rescue Santa now!
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Agreed! A joint mission.
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The Commando Elves
are at your service!
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FA-LA-LA!
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I bet Gore is holding Santa prisoner
on his ship!
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That's where we're going!
One problem.
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Someone has to fill in for Santa
and finish delivering presents
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or Christmas will be ruined!
Ooh, ooh, ooh-hoo!
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We're talking disguise, gifts,
milk and cookies.
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Oh, I am SO in!
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Well, he does have
the same general shape.
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Tinkle, you go with Ulav
and show him how it's done.
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You'll need the reindeer.
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The rest of us will take the sleigh
to rescue Santa.
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Without the reindeer?
They are amazing creatures,
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but they can't fly in space.
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Luckily, though...
auxiliary rocket boosters!
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Woo-hoo!
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Off I go! Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
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Santa Rescue Squad, move out!
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Santa Substitute Crew, go!
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Whoa! Ah!
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Controls are a bit sluggish.
Jingle, check the fuses.
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I see the problem.
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We got a pwitty widdle fuzzy-fuzz!
Yes, we do!
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Kitty Claws!
There you are, you naughty sweetums.
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You brought a kitten
on a dangerous mission?
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I know, sorry. He's a troublemaker
so you can't leave him alone,
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and Ulav's allergic...
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No, it's brilliant!
We THRIVE on cute.
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Jingle, look into getting us
some Mission Kitties.
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{\an8}Ma'am, yes Ma'am!
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{\an8}B-T-dubs, your mom's secretly
wanted one forever! Just saying.
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In fact, I think the big red boss
made sure you found that "stray".
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Perfect gift, no?
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She won't be any more trouble, promise.
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She'll be safe right here in my...
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And she's gone again!
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Exiting atmosphere. Engage dome!
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Yes, I'm almost there!
Galactic domination for Christmas!
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Thank you, Santa!
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You're about to make
this naughty boy VERY happy!
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I remember a naughty boy
who was sure that getting
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a Li'l Mad Scientist
Black Hole In A Bottle Kit
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for Christmas
would make him completely happy.
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Shushy! I'm brain-draining here.
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But, of course, naughty boys don't
get what they want for Christmas,
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which is supposed to
teach them a lesson.
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But THIS boy was...
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And I mean this
in the worst way possible.
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...special.
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GRUMBLES
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He was so ticked off at me,
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he walked to the North Pole
to demand his present.
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I was at spin class, so he found
Mrs Claus at home instead.
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He promised her
that if she would give him
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a Black Hole In A Bottle Kit,
he would be a good boy forever,
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and only use it
for education purposes.
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CHUCKLES
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Talk stopping!
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Of course, that boy
didn't keep his promise, did he?
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Because your wife gave me
a defective Black Hole!
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It collapsed in on itself before
it even sucked up one lousy bully!
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That's why
I didn't keep my stupid promise!
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It wasn't defective! They do that
if you try to mis-use them.
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Which you'd have known
had you read the directions.
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Of course, she knew all along
how things would turn out.
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No! What's happening? Gah!
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Ho, Mrs C is crafty, all right.
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She played you like a jingle bell.
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ELECTRICAL HUMMING
Ooh!
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Argh! Oof!
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Ah, what a magical holiday moment!
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Whoopsie-doodle.
Forgot the presents. Silly Santa!
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MAGICAL TINKLING
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This has to go perfectly.
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Nothing matters more
than a kid's Christmas!
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Well, he's trying.
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And he's got all
the Christmas spirit in the world.
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I was BORN for this!
249
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Ha-ha-ha!
250
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Ho, ho, ho!
251
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Argh!
252
00:12:24,960 --> 00:12:26,160
Huh?
253
00:12:28,960 --> 00:12:32,960
MAGICAL TINKLING
254
00:12:37,960 --> 00:12:39,960
Hm, hm, hm!
255
00:12:41,960 --> 00:12:46,960
Stop dawdling, guys,
we've got bliss to distribute! Argh!
256
00:12:50,960 --> 00:12:52,800
GASPING
257
00:12:54,800 --> 00:12:58,319
Did I just blow up the bliss? Ugh!
258
00:12:58,320 --> 00:13:01,160
Wait, look,
the presents got thrown clear.
259
00:13:04,960 --> 00:13:07,959
Christmas is SAVED!
260
00:13:07,960 --> 00:13:09,960
Approaching Gore's ship.
261
00:13:12,480 --> 00:13:13,960
We're in.
262
00:13:17,960 --> 00:13:19,959
So much coolness
in a teeny-tiny package.
263
00:13:19,960 --> 00:13:20,999
Oh, wait! Duh.
264
00:13:21,000 --> 00:13:22,959
We can't let Gore see us!
265
00:13:22,960 --> 00:13:24,959
Quigs, holo-makeover?
266
00:13:24,960 --> 00:13:26,959
WHOOSHING
267
00:13:26,960 --> 00:13:30,480
Three more booty-kicking
Elf Commandos at your service!
268
00:13:31,960 --> 00:13:33,959
But I still don't see
how this can work.
269
00:13:33,960 --> 00:13:36,319
This ship is an endless maze.
270
00:13:36,320 --> 00:13:38,999
Quigley, we just need
a little Christmas...
271
00:13:39,000 --> 00:13:40,960
BELLS JINGLE
272
00:13:43,960 --> 00:13:47,959
Santa's jingle bells!
273
00:13:47,960 --> 00:13:49,959
They'll lead us
straight to the big guy.
274
00:13:49,960 --> 00:13:52,960
FA-LA-LA!
Jingle all the way, baby!
275
00:13:53,960 --> 00:13:57,479
The thing that nobody realises is
276
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I don't want to not give a present
to ANYBODY.
277
00:14:00,960 --> 00:14:03,959
I know you're trying to distract me,
but it's not gonna work!
278
00:14:03,960 --> 00:14:05,959
Besides,
Christmas is for weak losers
279
00:14:05,960 --> 00:14:07,959
and you'll NEVER change my mind
about that!
280
00:14:07,960 --> 00:14:10,959
I was dying to give you
the Junior Mutant Cloning Set
281
00:14:10,960 --> 00:14:13,959
and the
Intergalactic Tyrant Tabletop RPG.
282
00:14:13,960 --> 00:14:17,320
But I couldn't,
because you were so awful!
283
00:14:18,960 --> 00:14:21,959
Argh! Look, I didn't wanna do this,
but you leave me no choice.
284
00:14:21,960 --> 00:14:24,959
Deploy reindeer flatulence nozzle!
285
00:14:24,960 --> 00:14:27,959
{\an8}Oh, no! Reindeer poot?
286
00:14:27,960 --> 00:14:29,959
{\an8}My one weakness!
287
00:14:29,960 --> 00:14:32,959
{\an8}Oh, Gore! You really are
the naughtiest!
288
00:14:32,960 --> 00:14:33,959
{\an8}SPLUTTERING
289
00:14:33,960 --> 00:14:35,159
ALARM BLARES
290
00:14:35,160 --> 00:14:38,959
Intruders! Probably Santa's goons.
Underlings!
291
00:14:38,960 --> 00:14:40,959
We have an elf infestation!
Get rid of them!
292
00:14:40,960 --> 00:14:43,959
Hup, hup, hup, hup!
293
00:14:43,960 --> 00:14:47,960
GORE LAUGHING MANIACALLY
294
00:14:50,000 --> 00:14:51,959
GASPING
295
00:14:51,960 --> 00:14:53,960
WEAPONS POWER UP
296
00:14:54,960 --> 00:14:56,479
Uh...
297
00:14:56,480 --> 00:14:57,959
FIRE!
298
00:14:57,960 --> 00:15:00,159
Hi-yah!
299
00:15:00,160 --> 00:15:01,959
UNDERLINGS GROANING
300
00:15:01,960 --> 00:15:03,960
Huh? Oh!
301
00:15:08,960 --> 00:15:10,960
MAGICAL TINKLING
302
00:15:12,960 --> 00:15:16,960
This'll be a full blown
holiday wonderland when we're done!
303
00:15:19,960 --> 00:15:23,959
No! Without the bells,
we're lost in the maze.
304
00:15:23,960 --> 00:15:26,959
{\an8}Don't worry, Kitty Claws,
we'll think of something!
305
00:15:26,960 --> 00:15:27,959
{\an8}Kitty Claws?
306
00:15:27,960 --> 00:15:30,959
No! Argh!
307
00:15:30,960 --> 00:15:33,959
Could you pick a worse time
to wander off again?!
308
00:15:33,960 --> 00:15:36,959
KITTY CLAWS PURRS,
MEOWS
309
00:15:36,960 --> 00:15:38,960
Kitty! STOP!
310
00:15:41,960 --> 00:15:43,959
Ah-ha!
311
00:15:43,960 --> 00:15:45,959
SNIFFS
312
00:15:45,960 --> 00:15:47,639
Argh!
313
00:15:47,640 --> 00:15:48,959
Ugh!
314
00:15:48,960 --> 00:15:50,959
GASPING
Santa!
315
00:15:50,960 --> 00:15:52,959
KITTY CLAWS PURRS,
MEWS
316
00:15:52,960 --> 00:15:54,959
Let's get you out of here, stat!
317
00:15:54,960 --> 00:15:58,959
Don't worry about me!
Gore... in the control room.
318
00:15:58,960 --> 00:16:00,639
He's got the naughty and nice list.
319
00:16:00,640 --> 00:16:02,959
It can expose you as Agent 203!
320
00:16:02,960 --> 00:16:05,959
I'll handle Gore. You find the elves
and get back to the sleigh.
321
00:16:05,960 --> 00:16:08,159
Wait! Let's disguise you
as Mrs Claus.
322
00:16:08,160 --> 00:16:11,479
It'll really freak him out.
Why?
323
00:16:11,480 --> 00:16:15,479
Gore and Mrs Claus have a history.
324
00:16:15,480 --> 00:16:16,959
MAGICAL TINKLING
325
00:16:16,960 --> 00:16:18,959
WHOOSHING
326
00:16:18,960 --> 00:16:22,160
Now, here's what you say...
327
00:16:23,960 --> 00:16:25,480
Decode faster, you hunk of junk!
328
00:16:27,160 --> 00:16:28,999
Here it comes...!
329
00:16:29,000 --> 00:16:31,959
Gore, that list
does not belong to you!
330
00:16:31,960 --> 00:16:34,959
You haven't changed one bit,
have you?
331
00:16:34,960 --> 00:16:37,799
Hmm, Mrs Claus,
how did YOU get here?
332
00:16:37,800 --> 00:16:39,959
You promised. You vowed to be good!
333
00:16:39,960 --> 00:16:43,959
But were you? NO!
You were a nasty, repulsive,
334
00:16:43,960 --> 00:16:47,159
disgusting, repugnant,
putrescent, revolting...
335
00:16:47,160 --> 00:16:49,959
naughty, naughty boy!
336
00:16:49,960 --> 00:16:52,959
And you're not even that good
at being bad! Hmph!
337
00:16:52,960 --> 00:16:55,959
Not even good at being bad?
338
00:16:55,960 --> 00:16:57,959
How dare she?!
339
00:16:57,960 --> 00:17:01,479
No-one in the galaxy
is worse than... Huh?!
340
00:17:01,480 --> 00:17:03,959
106th most naughty?!
341
00:17:03,960 --> 00:17:05,959
It's not possible.
342
00:17:05,960 --> 00:17:07,959
There's some mistake!
343
00:17:07,960 --> 00:17:10,639
Wait, where's the rest of
the naughty and nice list?
344
00:17:10,640 --> 00:17:12,319
Someone must have...
345
00:17:12,320 --> 00:17:13,999
203!
346
00:17:14,000 --> 00:17:15,999
Santa!
347
00:17:16,000 --> 00:17:17,959
Zoe?
348
00:17:17,960 --> 00:17:19,959
SANTA AND ZOE CHUCKLE
349
00:17:19,960 --> 00:17:20,959
Yep.
350
00:17:20,960 --> 00:17:21,959
WHOOSHING
351
00:17:21,960 --> 00:17:25,959
Long story.
I knew you'd come for me, Jangle.
352
00:17:25,960 --> 00:17:27,959
We're not outta the woods yet, sir.
353
00:17:27,960 --> 00:17:29,959
On board, people!
One second.
354
00:17:29,960 --> 00:17:30,959
SNAPS FINGERS
355
00:17:30,960 --> 00:17:32,960
BELLS JINGLE
356
00:17:36,960 --> 00:17:37,960
Team, let's go!
357
00:17:46,320 --> 00:17:49,960
Jolly good decorating,
commandos! Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho!
358
00:17:51,480 --> 00:17:53,960
Argh! Hmm.
359
00:17:55,960 --> 00:17:58,959
♪ Holy night... ♪
360
00:17:58,960 --> 00:18:01,960
Yeah-heh! Aw!
361
00:18:06,000 --> 00:18:08,959
Ah!
362
00:18:08,960 --> 00:18:11,480
EXCITED GIGGLING
363
00:18:12,960 --> 00:18:15,640
It's... beautiful!
364
00:18:16,960 --> 00:18:19,959
Merry Christmas, Commander Gore!
365
00:18:19,960 --> 00:18:23,959
A ho-ho-whole galaxy for you
to dominate!
366
00:18:23,960 --> 00:18:25,960
Very funny, Santa.
367
00:18:33,480 --> 00:18:34,959
GASPING
368
00:18:34,960 --> 00:18:38,159
Woof! Looks like I got here
just in time!
369
00:18:38,160 --> 00:18:39,959
Santa! Hey, welcome back!
370
00:18:39,960 --> 00:18:42,799
She's all yours.
You've got presents to deliver.
371
00:18:42,800 --> 00:18:44,959
WE'VE got presents to deliver.
372
00:18:44,960 --> 00:18:47,999
I've got a lot of time to make up
and I could use a little help
373
00:18:48,000 --> 00:18:50,959
from the IA's best pilot!
374
00:18:50,960 --> 00:18:51,959
GASPING
375
00:18:51,960 --> 00:18:53,960
But let's take my ride.
376
00:18:55,960 --> 00:18:59,639
I've got a special position
just for you, my little friend.
377
00:18:59,640 --> 00:19:01,959
Ho, ho, ho!
378
00:19:01,960 --> 00:19:04,960
EXCITED CHIRRUPING
379
00:19:09,960 --> 00:19:12,959
Actually, why don't you
do the honours, Ulav?
380
00:19:12,960 --> 00:19:14,000
You've earned it.
381
00:19:16,960 --> 00:19:18,959
LAUGHTER
382
00:19:18,960 --> 00:19:23,959
Ho, ho, ho! Merry Christmas!
383
00:19:23,960 --> 00:19:26,959
LAUGHTER
384
00:19:26,960 --> 00:19:29,639
An ugly Christmas sweater!
385
00:19:29,640 --> 00:19:30,960
Thanks, Ulav.
386
00:19:33,960 --> 00:19:35,959
Here, Mom! This is for you.
387
00:19:35,960 --> 00:19:37,959
Oh! Aw.
388
00:19:37,960 --> 00:19:39,959
Oh, I love her so much!
389
00:19:39,960 --> 00:19:42,639
KITTY CLAWS PURRS,
MEWS
390
00:19:42,640 --> 00:19:46,959
How on earth did you manage
to keep this a surprise?
391
00:19:46,960 --> 00:19:50,480
Oh, it was easy.
She wasn't any trouble at all!
392
00:19:59,960 --> 00:20:01,960
Hmm, wait.
I don't remember playing this one!
393
00:20:06,960 --> 00:20:10,959
A secret Christmas present
for my favourite young lady.
394
00:20:10,960 --> 00:20:14,959
Whenever you find it, just remember
how much your dad loves you, kiddo.
395
00:20:14,960 --> 00:20:16,960
Merry Christmas, Zoe.
396
00:20:21,960 --> 00:20:23,960
A new charm!
397
00:20:25,960 --> 00:20:27,959
Activate Snow Globe Charm.
398
00:20:27,960 --> 00:20:29,960
WHOOSHING
399
00:20:35,960 --> 00:20:37,959
Merry Christmas, Dad.
400
00:20:37,960 --> 00:20:39,959
KITTY CLAWS MEOWS
401
00:20:39,960 --> 00:20:42,959
And Merry Christmas to you, too,
Kitty Claws!
402
00:20:42,960 --> 00:20:44,960
LAUGHTER
403
00:20:49,960 --> 00:20:52,960
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