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{\an8}♪ I was a normal girl
Before my dad went missing
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{\an8}♪ Then his alien partner appeared
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{\an8}♪ We've got to save the galaxy!
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{\an8}♪ There's a madman, Gore, you see
You've got to stop him now
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{\an8}♪ Whoa, whoa, whoa
I'm just a kid
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{\an8}♪ Why me?
And how?
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{\an8}♪ See that bracelet from your dad?
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{\an8}♪ It's got secret powers
What's that?
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{\an8}♪ If Gore should get it
That's the key
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{\an8}♪ To set my evil army free!
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{\an8}♪ I'll gather my friends
And she'll save them too
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{\an8}♪ Now she can protect the world
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{\an8}♪ It's Agent 203
Agent 203! ♪
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TYPING
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BEEP
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Rock, thanks for carrying
that huge telescope up to the roof.
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It's literally out of this world.
Ugh. Groan!
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But yeah, the Roddenberry
Conservatory's got nothing on us!
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Totally.
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Oh!
GRUMBLING
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Oh!
DUCK SQUEAKING
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Eh.
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GRUMBLING
Huh?
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Ha-ha!
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Hey, it's a red nebula!
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Look! I didn't know
there was one in our galaxy.
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If we discover it,
we get to name it!
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Any ideas?
Don Antonio's Spicy Salsa?
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Ew! Ugh. Thanks, Galileo. Here.
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Hey, I see a supernova that
isn't the result of Rock's lunch.
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Ooh!
Ooh!
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Ah! Ah!
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SQUELCHING
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Smoosh! I told you never to... to...
Oh, I can't stay mad at that face!
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I can. Bad alien!
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You're not leaving mud tracks
all over my basement!
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Smooshy, is this your way of saying
you want a bath?
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Grr!
Off we go!
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Come on, Smoosh!
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On the other side, Ulav!
Oh!
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Got you now.
Smoosh!
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Oh! Get him, get him!
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Urgh!
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♪ Scrub blub-a-dub
In the tubby-blub-tub...
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♪ With a swish and a plop
Will the fun never stop? ♪
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GRUMBLING
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GRUNTING
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Ulav, the water's boiling.
Oh, that's totally normal.
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Smoosh's species heats up
when they're upset or angry.
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DUCK SQUEAKS
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He'll calm down. Ah!
He adores bathtime.
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"Adores" might not be
the word you want.
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What's wrong, Smooshikins?
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Did you want your lavender
vanilla shampoo instead?
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SMOOSH GROWLING
Aaah!
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Well, that's not great.
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THUD
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Those raccoons again.
Out of my store, trash pandas!
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I don't see him.
FOOTSTEPS
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HE GASPS
He's coming back to me!
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Ooh! Ah!
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Or not.
The vent leads to the street.
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He's escaped! This is worse
than when he chased the Fladuvians
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into the exploding volcano field.
That actually sounds worse.
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But he's not wearing
his cat costume.
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He's escaped before.
We've got to find him
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before someone else does
and starts asking lots of questions.
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Good thing he can't talk.
But he can lead people back here.
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Then our whole operation will be
exposed, I'll be fired from the IA,
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and then who'll save me
from the alien-hunters?
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Oh, I just hope he's OK.
Ulav, we'll find him.
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The heavens can wait.
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Ulav, we'll let you know
as soon as we get him.
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I'm going with you.
Smoosh only comes when I call him.
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Uh... And that's happened when?
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Yeah, he comes running
when you call him,
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just in the opposite direction.
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It's happened!
We'll all go.
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CHUCKLING
Nice costume.
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I'll just power down for...
SHE GASPS
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Well, that shouldn't be there.
Come on, I wiped it all off.
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No, a shadow passed over the moon,
but I didn't see any object.
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Probably a satellite. Can we go?
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I would've seen a satellite,
this was way bigger.
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I'll just activate my sonar and...
What the what?
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A ginormous object travelling
towards Earth in stealth mode!
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Uh-oh,
looks like we've got visitors.
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Quigs, you stay here and monitor
your monitor.
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We'll be back
as soon as we find Smoosh.
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It's not a search party
without snacks.
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No time for snacks!
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Ah. Ah!
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Ah!
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Huh? Doggies!
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Argh!
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Hey!
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Ha-ha-ha-ha!
Yow!
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Funny doggie!
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Woof!
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Oh, Mr Fuzzy! Hel-l-lp!
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Honeybunch,
the new mower's a dream.
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You gotta get a look at this lawn!
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Ha! Ah! Hmm? Wow!
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I'm telling you, it looks...
HE GASPS
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Ah.
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Uh-oh! Argh!
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Ugh!
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Smoosh! Smoosh!
Here, Smooshy-woosh!
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THEY SIGH
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He could be anywhere.
There must be a better way.
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We can't exactly put up
"Lost Alien" posters.
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Never seen you guys so crazy.
What were you chasing?
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Smoosh!
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Hmm, I think
it's time for the big reveal.
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Some would call you space trash,
I call you space treasure
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because you're going to help me
get Agent 203's bracelet.
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If only I could obliterate
their stupid town
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without obliterating the bracelet.
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Bring me my new comm system.
Yes, your hugeness.
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Perplexa, my new subspace
communication system
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will deliver my threats to Agent 203
loud and clear.
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Such a great deal.
Am I a master negotiator or what?
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Ahem! Attention, Agent 203.
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Hand over the bracelet
or I'll destroy your town.
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That ought to put some pepper
in their pumps.
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Hey, a message!
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'Attention raging tuna tree.
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'Hand over your baguette
or I'll destroy your gown.'
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Baguette? The only bread thing
we have is taco shells.
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Hey, animal control guy!
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Can you do something
about a gopher problem?
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This thing must be huge.
Look at these!
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Oh, er... did you happen to see
where this... gopher went?
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Is it OK? Did it seem lonely?
Oh, he must be so scared!
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What the...?
He takes his job very seriously.
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Well, I didn't see it.
But I hope you find the vermin!
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Grr! What did you call him?
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A-ha-ha! Gotta go.
Sorry about your lawn!
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BRACELET BEEPS
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Whoa, it's Quigley!
Maybe Smoosh came back.
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That cloaked object
I saw is now uncloaked,
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and it looks like
a ginormous piece of space junk,
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and it's now heading
in our direction.
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You mean it's on a collision course
with Earth?
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Not sure yet.
I'm doing some calculations.
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Hopefully, it's a near miss.
I have to get back to HQ.
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{\an8}Not much we can do
until I get more intel.
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{\an8}I also got a weird message
from subspace about French bread.
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{\an8}Probably unrelated.
OK, keep me posted.
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{\an8}If I have to go back, you two
can handle the Smoosh hunt, right?
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{\an8}Space junk, meh!
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{\an8}Earth gets hit with over 100 tons
of space debris every day.
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Like I didn't have
enough to worry about.
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Maybe there's a small chance
Earth is in danger,
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but there's 100% chance
that Smoosh is!
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The one day Earth is in danger,
and they don't even care?
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Perplexa, show my message.
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"Radon 203... destroy your gown."
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That's not what I said!
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Perplexa must still be booting up.
Let's try this again.
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Ahem. This is Gore.
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Give me the bracelet, or I'll turn
Roddenberry into a crater.
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And maybe Earth!
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And I'll speed up the space junk
so it really gets their attention.
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BEEP
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'It's a score! Give me a baseball or
I'll put lingonberries on a potato.
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'And navy shirts.'
Get your own baseball, wackadoodle.
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Tracking this thing is hard enough
without a prank caller.
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Ah-ha!
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Argh!
CAR ALARM
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Smoosh!
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Roswell's log, space date 82966.
My new Riker counter can detect
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any non-human vibration
for three miles.
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I've been picking up a creature
whose frequency is off the charts!
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ELECTRIC BUZZ
Ah, it's getting closer!
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ZAP
Argh!
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They're here!
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If I were Smoosh, where would I be?
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The pound? Government lab?
Morning talk show?
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You know, he does have star quality.
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Oh!
He was definitely here.
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BUZZING
Let's check that out!
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Zoe, you gotta get back here.
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That space garbage is picking up
speed,
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and it's heading
straight for Roddenberry!
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Think someone's targeting us?
Has to be.
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I'm getting these urgent messages,
but they make no sense.
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{\an8}Try me. Maybe they're in code.
OK. "Give me a break dance
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{\an8}"or I'll employ the old squirrels."
Huh?
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Guys? Yeah, we got nothing.
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Not "employ the squirrels",
destroy the world!
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This should be so simple, Perplexa!
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Guys, Quigley thinks this space junk
is a deliberate attack.
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Who'd want to target Roddenberry?
You think Gore is behind this?
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Gore would demand the bracelet.
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He wouldn't ask me to breakdance.
Tango, maybe. Or cha-cha-cha!
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I have to go back and help
Quigley figure this out.
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Maybe the space junk and the
messages are connected. But Smoosh!
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You and Rock can handle this.
I gotta go.
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Hey, look!
SENSOR BEEPING
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Roswell!
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Somehow I didn't picture him living
in a normal house. Zoe!
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Roswell's alien hunting.
This could be bad!
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But I texted Quigley
that I was on my way.
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If your cuckoo-banana-bread teacher
catches Smoosh,
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he'll end up
in one of his dissection labs.
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Ulav, social studies
doesn't have dissection labs.
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Not yet! Please, Zoe!
Um...
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Ha-ha! Ooh!
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Wow!
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Ah!
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Argh!
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Huh?
HE PANTS
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Ha! Maybe the aliens
wanna destroy our crops.
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Or they're sending us a message -
we're ripe for invasion! Hmm. Huh?
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I got you!
SENSOR BEEPS
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If Roswell doesn't lead us to Smoosh
in the next 30 seconds,
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I'm going back to HQ.
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A-ha!
There he is!
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Mr Roswell! Glad I ran into you.
Rock, I can't talk now.
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Yeah, I have a question
about the surprise quiz on Monday.
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There's no surprise quiz on Monday.
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That's just what someone
giving a surprise quiz would say.
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What?
Rock, there's an alien on the loose.
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I saw it with my own eyes!
Where? This way? I don't...
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That way, Rock, that way! No!
Zoe!
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Come on, Smoosh, get in there.
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There! Bad kitty!
Oh, hi, Mr Roswell.
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That... That's a cat?
Yeah! A rare breed.
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He's a... Rangoon Shawarma.
He escaped from the animal shelter.
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Oh, I thought I saw...
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HE SIGHS
Never mind.
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ULAV CHUCKLES
Here you go, sir.
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Thank you for finding our cat,
young lady.
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A nice family
is waiting right now to adopt him.
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Oh, well, have a good night.
Let's get out of here!
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How rude! Maybe someone's getting
a surprise quiz after all.
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Finally! That space junk
is still picking up speed.
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It's definitely gonna hit us!
ZOE SIGHS
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We have to find out
who's controlling this thing.
241
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Maybe we send a reply
from Agent 203
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on the same subspace frequency.
Great! I can encrypt it
243
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so nobody can figure out
your identity or location.
244
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Brilliant!
Go!
245
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This is Agent 203. Identify
yourself!
246
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'Tell us what you want.'
Finally!
247
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The bracelet will be mine!
248
00:14:13,000 --> 00:14:18,959
Perplexa, show me a map of...
Uh... I better do this myself.
249
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That town hall thingy,
where important business is done.
250
00:14:21,960 --> 00:14:23,959
Then Hugh can pick it up
and bring it to me.
251
00:14:23,960 --> 00:14:26,959
Ooh, and bring me
one of those tacos.
252
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I want your bracelet.
Leave it at Town Hall.
253
00:14:30,960 --> 00:14:34,159
'I want your braid, kid.
Bleach it at the darn mall.'
254
00:14:34,160 --> 00:14:37,479
{\an8}Is that some kind of insult?
This is a very unhinged alien,
255
00:14:37,480 --> 00:14:39,999
{\an8}and they definitely
don't want to negotiate.
256
00:14:40,000 --> 00:14:43,159
{\an8}We have to destroy
the space trash ourselves.
257
00:14:43,160 --> 00:14:46,959
{\an8}And fast! 12 minutes to impact.
Rock, any ideas?
258
00:14:46,960 --> 00:14:49,959
According to every movie about
asteroids hitting the Earth,
259
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including Asteroid Hitting the
Earth, Asteroid Hitting the Earth 2,
260
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we have to be careful. If we blow it
up, chunks of high speed debris
261
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can still put the world in danger.
Ulav, thoughts?
262
00:14:59,320 --> 00:15:01,959
{\an8}Asteroid Hitting
the Earth 2 ended on a cliffhanger,
263
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{\an8}never made the sequel!
Argh! About saving Earth!
264
00:15:05,320 --> 00:15:07,959
{\an8}If I had time, I could do
simulations to find
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{\an8}the safest way to destroy it.
Do them anyway! You got it!
266
00:15:12,960 --> 00:15:14,959
OK, idea one.
we send a ship to collide with it
267
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and knock it off course.
268
00:15:16,320 --> 00:15:18,959
Result, the impact causes
molten chunks of debris
269
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to rain down on Earth.
Ugh!
270
00:15:21,960 --> 00:15:24,959
Idea two,
blow it up with dynamite.
271
00:15:24,960 --> 00:15:28,959
Even more debris hits Earth.
Dynamite not a dynamite idea.
272
00:15:28,960 --> 00:15:31,959
Three, we use a giant magnet
to pull it off course.
273
00:15:31,960 --> 00:15:34,999
But there's lots of other metal
in space, so that's a no-go.
274
00:15:35,000 --> 00:15:37,799
Jeez, that ugly space hunk
gets a close up?
275
00:15:37,800 --> 00:15:40,959
I was barely in the whole movie!
Chill, I had two seconds!
276
00:15:40,960 --> 00:15:43,959
There has to be some way to
destroy this thing without debris.
277
00:15:43,960 --> 00:15:48,639
Smoosh! Ew!
Ulav, he needs another bath.
278
00:15:48,640 --> 00:15:51,959
I'm not risking
him going poof again. That's it!
279
00:15:51,960 --> 00:15:54,799
We send a weapon
that'll burn the space junk
280
00:15:54,800 --> 00:15:55,959
so there's no trace of debris left.
281
00:15:55,960 --> 00:15:58,799
That's tricky.
It'll need oxygen to burn,
282
00:15:58,800 --> 00:16:01,959
so we'll have to wait until
it's entered the Earth's atmosphere.
283
00:16:01,960 --> 00:16:03,959
No oxygen in space, remember.
284
00:16:03,960 --> 00:16:05,959
Phew!
A two-minute window before impact.
285
00:16:05,960 --> 00:16:09,959
Need a weapon that can instantly
heat up to thousands of degrees.
286
00:16:09,960 --> 00:16:12,959
There are a few alien compounds
that would work,
287
00:16:12,960 --> 00:16:17,159
but we don't have time to find them.
We need something that's right here.
288
00:16:17,160 --> 00:16:22,959
Ah!
Oh, no. No. No! No!
289
00:16:22,960 --> 00:16:25,999
I just got him back,
we're not sending him away again.
290
00:16:26,000 --> 00:16:29,959
It's dangerous!
Do we really have a choice?
291
00:16:29,960 --> 00:16:32,959
If Roddenberry gets smooshed,
so does Smoosh.
292
00:16:32,960 --> 00:16:34,959
At least this way, there's a chance.
293
00:16:34,960 --> 00:16:37,959
Do you wanna be a hero?
Wa-hoo!
294
00:16:37,960 --> 00:16:40,959
Ulav, when Smoosh heats up,
his skin is indestructible.
295
00:16:40,960 --> 00:16:44,959
The space junk's explosion
won't feel like anything worse
296
00:16:44,960 --> 00:16:47,959
than getting a static shock
on the carpet. He hates those!
297
00:16:47,960 --> 00:16:50,959
We're moments away from becoming a
crater. Smoosh will be safer
298
00:16:50,960 --> 00:16:52,959
in space
than he will be in Roddenberry.
299
00:16:52,960 --> 00:16:54,959
And judging by his exploits today,
300
00:16:54,960 --> 00:16:56,959
Roddenberry might be safer
if Smoosh is in space.
301
00:16:56,960 --> 00:16:59,959
Smoosh, you wanted
an adventure today? You got one.
302
00:16:59,960 --> 00:17:02,959
The helmet has
VR and a tracking device.
303
00:17:02,960 --> 00:17:05,960
The suit has a cooling system
and water so he can stay hydrated.
304
00:17:06,960 --> 00:17:10,960
Oh, he thinks we're sending him away
because he was bad.
305
00:17:11,960 --> 00:17:15,639
You're a very good boy,
and we love you.
306
00:17:15,640 --> 00:17:18,959
Now it's time to be a hero.
BEEP
307
00:17:18,960 --> 00:17:19,960
{\an8}Oh. Ah.
308
00:17:28,960 --> 00:17:32,960
Two, one. Lift off.
Whoa!
309
00:17:36,960 --> 00:17:39,959
BEEPING
310
00:17:39,960 --> 00:17:42,999
Time until
this thing enters our atmosphere?
311
00:17:43,000 --> 00:17:44,960
One minute, 12 seconds.
Aaaah.
312
00:17:46,960 --> 00:17:50,959
Ah! Whoa! Whoa!
313
00:17:50,960 --> 00:17:54,959
Can we get him to the space junk
by then? Trying. To the right!
314
00:17:54,960 --> 00:18:00,959
Whoa! Whoa! Ah! Whoa! Ah!
315
00:18:00,960 --> 00:18:02,960
Careful! No, to the left!
316
00:18:04,960 --> 00:18:07,959
Yes!
Way to stick the landing, Smoosh!
317
00:18:07,960 --> 00:18:11,320
Now let's see if this gets him
mad enough to become a bomb.
318
00:18:16,960 --> 00:18:19,999
Huh?
GRUNTING
319
00:18:20,000 --> 00:18:24,319
So much for the hologram treats.
33 seconds till impact.
320
00:18:24,320 --> 00:18:27,959
Try the music.
HEAVY ROCK MUSIC
321
00:18:27,960 --> 00:18:28,960
Ah!
322
00:18:34,960 --> 00:18:38,959
{\an8}Roddenberry, we have a problem.
And 15 seconds.
323
00:18:38,960 --> 00:18:42,959
{\an8}We have to get him angry, and fast!
Operation Bath and Wrath!
324
00:18:42,960 --> 00:18:44,959
I don't like the way that sounds.
325
00:18:44,960 --> 00:18:47,479
I'm going to empty the coolant
valves into his spacesuit
326
00:18:47,480 --> 00:18:50,959
so he gets covered in water.
He could use a bath anyway.
327
00:18:50,960 --> 00:18:51,959
Let's hope this works.
328
00:18:51,960 --> 00:18:53,480
Huh?
329
00:18:54,960 --> 00:18:56,960
Ugh!
330
00:18:59,960 --> 00:19:04,320
{\an8}Come on, Smooshy!
Three, two, one!
331
00:19:07,960 --> 00:19:09,959
Whaaaa!
332
00:19:09,960 --> 00:19:11,159
I got you, Smoosh!
333
00:19:11,160 --> 00:19:15,159
Whoa! Whoa!
334
00:19:15,160 --> 00:19:19,959
ALL CHEER
335
00:19:19,960 --> 00:19:21,959
He definitely deserves ice cream
for that.
336
00:19:21,960 --> 00:19:25,960
Non-dairy, please?
One major explosion today is enough.
337
00:19:32,960 --> 00:19:36,959
Comms system recalibrating.
Sending message.
338
00:19:36,960 --> 00:19:40,959
This is Gore. Give me the bracelet
or I'll demolish Roddenberry.
339
00:19:40,960 --> 00:19:43,159
HE GROANS
340
00:19:43,160 --> 00:19:47,960
Wa-hah!
Smooshy! Give your daddy a hug!
341
00:19:49,960 --> 00:19:54,959
Good boy! Who saved the world?
You did! Yes, you did! Mwah!
342
00:19:54,960 --> 00:19:58,959
Well, Smoosh is back,
all systems intact.
343
00:19:58,960 --> 00:20:01,160
Oh, and Roddenberry isn't a crater.
344
00:20:02,960 --> 00:20:05,959
'This is Gore. Give me the bracelet
or I'll demolish Roddenberry.'
345
00:20:05,960 --> 00:20:09,959
That's the same computerised voice
from those weird messages.
346
00:20:09,960 --> 00:20:12,999
Huh. Not lingonberries.
It was Gore after all.
347
00:20:13,000 --> 00:20:16,960
Wrong number.
ALL LAUGH
348
00:20:25,960 --> 00:20:28,959
Hey, Dad.
Instead of taking out the trash,
349
00:20:28,960 --> 00:20:31,799
today, the trash almost took us out.
350
00:20:31,800 --> 00:20:35,959
Smoosh saved the day.
You know, even pets can be heroes.
351
00:20:35,960 --> 00:20:40,959
I hope you get to meet him some day.
Just don't try to give him a bath.
352
00:20:40,960 --> 00:20:41,960
I love you.
353
00:20:43,960 --> 00:20:45,959
SHE CHUCKLES
354
00:20:45,960 --> 00:20:47,960
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