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♪ I was a normal girl Before my dad went missing

♪ Then his alien partner appeared We've got to save the galaxy!

♪ There's a madman, Gore, you see

♪ You've got to stop him Now

♪ Whoa, whoa, whoa I'm just a kid, why me?

♪ And how?

♪ See that bracelet from your dad?

♪ It's got secret powers What's that?

♪ If Gore should get it That's the key

♪ To set my evil army free

♪ I'll gather my friends And she's Agent 2...

♪ Now she can protect the world

♪ It's Agent 203 Agent 203! ♪

BEEPING

'Have you located Agent 203 yet?'

Negative, sir.

You're supposed to be the best spy in the universe!

'Find Agent 203's bracelet!'

Patience, sir.

My brilliantly disguised vehicle

allows me total access to observe the area.

'Get me results, or you'll get total access

'to the jaws of my giant meat-slug!'

Ah!

Urgh. Zleeb sniffer! What was that?!

Uh, I said, "Have a lovely day," sir.

'What? Didn't sound anything like "have a lovely day".

'It was like, "Bleeb-brull." '

Gee, that's so weird, sir. I...

Hey, wait, I think I see something! I'll call you back.

'But, uh...'

Zleeb sniffer.

All right, stupid humans.

Which one of you is...

Ugh, disgusting! Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!

You stupid human!

PANTS

Blignuts!

Grapnits! Blignuts!

Ugh, need to find a new flum.

Hmm... Maybe there's a flum store nearby.

Hmm...

LAUGHS MISCHIEVOUSLY

Today, we'll be going over the history of boredom.

Boredom was first identified... SNORING

...by bored Vikings in the famously dull year

972, when literally nothing happened.

ZOE GASPS

Er... rest room?

Huh?

Hmm...

BEEP

'What's with the urgent bathroom run?'

Taco Tuesday coming back to haunt you?

Alien creeping around the school hallway.

GASPS One of Gore's?

Not sure.

Just don't let it see or hear you.

And you might wanna act fast. Why?

Class is out in 30 seconds!

GASPS, CLOCK TICKS

Argh! Who are you?

THEY STRAIN

THEY GROAN

GRUNTS, SHRIEK

Urgh! Ah!

Double grapnits! My communicator! Urgh. You're paying for that!

THEY STRAIN

THEY STRAIN

SHE WHIMPERS

SCHOOL BELL RINGS

To be continued.

Uh-oh!

Now, THAT'S a look. Uh...

I got this.

There. Situation otherwise under control?

Temporarily. It's in my locker. A spy... maybe from Gore.

OK, not ideal. But that's not the only problem you have.

I think you have a secret admirer. What are you talking about?

Well...

on a cafeteria table, someone had used

a piece of spaghetti to write your initial.

Z. Seriously?

The spaghetti could have just fallen off someone's plate like that.

Next to a meatball shaped like a heart?

Ew! A secret admirer?

No way! Who do you think it is?

Don't tell me. I have zero time or interest.

Protecting the galaxy, geometry test today,

which I have NOT studied for,

and, you know, the alien in my locker!

So, what's our alien disposal plan?

After school, we'll... Hey, what's up?

So, like, did you get my note? Note?

Yeah, I put it in your locker.

Oh! I didn't see it yet. But I will.

Cool. It's kinda super-important that you get back to me on it

by the end of the school day.

I'll do that.

Hm?

Why are you giving me that?

What?! The eyebrow.

I know that eyebrow.

Because Hugh is obviously your secret admirer! Duh!

A note? You're dreaming, girl.

Aren't you dying to read it? Uh...

I'll get to it when I can. See you! QUIGLEY CHUCKLES

I don't hear anything.

Ya! Argh!

Ooh, ah! ALIEN GROWLS

Huh? SHE LAUGHS NERVOUSLY

Phew! Tiring day.

GRUNTS

LAUGHS NERVOUSLY

HE GASPS Hm...

LOCKER RATTLES, SHE STRAINS

Argh! Huh? What's going on?

SHE PANTS

Argh! LOCKER RATTLES

LAUGHS NERVOUSLY

Huh? Stupid phone!

Leave it on vibrate, and it just bangs around!

THEY GASP

Hm?

Uh, fresh sushi for lunch! Very fresh.

Ew! Doesn't smell fresh.

Phew.

Wait, so, you've got an enemy alien trapped in your locker

and a note from Hugh.

Why are we even talking about the note?

Because it's an admirer! I'll bet it's like...

.."My incredible Zoe! You're so amazing!

"Let's go to the movies

"and ride a gondola through the canals of Paris, and..."

Stop! Anyway, gondolas are in Venice.

"OK, then the Eiffel Tower of... Rome."

What does it matter...

...with chemistry such as ours?

SHE GASPS, SHE GIGGLES

But seriously, we have to get rid of that alien.

Yeah, so we can read that note.

Protect the planet? Eee, yeah, that too.

BANGING

Urgh! Ugh!

All I wanted was a new flum. I hope all my gear is safe.

What is this compartment?

A place to keep personal items?

Items belonging to the human who trapped me here.

Ooh, a ray blaster.

Who would keep a broken ray blaster in here?

GASPS, GULPS

She's Agent 203!

The issue is these lockers are way too public.

We need to clear the area.

Folks, let's clear the area! Huh?

Move, move, move! Hey, I'm talking to you.

Let's go! Oh, what, am I talking to myself here? Let's go!

Huh?

GRUNTS

Huh?

Hmph.

Ulav!

Randy, the school janitor.

Uh, thank you very much!

I called for back-up.

Move it along there, people.

We've got a stinky locker we've got to work on.

You think Shoo, shoo, shoo, shoo!

Argh! Get outta here, and don't come back!

Got your privacy. Now what?

This guy is fast and slippery. We need it to hold still. First...

Huh? ...let's charm this charmer.

Rock, door.

Activate sleep charm!

Now! Oh!

ZAP Urgh!

SIGHS WOOZILY

Ah!

Ooh, sorry.

Ugh, she'll be out for five minutes.

Put her somewhere, and I'll clean up the area.

ULAV STRAINS

SHE SNORES

Oh!

Quigley generally sleeps through geometry anyway.

Is it still here?

Hey... Zoe! ZOE GASPS

What?! That's not my name.

Well, the note I found here in YOUR locker

is addressed to you, Zoe.

Or would you prefer I call you...

...Agent 203?

GASPS

I-I have no idea what you're talking about.

Mm-hm. Well, I'll just report this to Gore, just in case.

No, no, no! Oh, he's going to love this!

Grapnits. She destroyed my communicator.

Release me, immediately!

CACKLES

LOCKER RATTLES

ZOE LAUGHS NERVOUSLY No!

Release me, and we'll pretend this never happened.

Give me the note first. Let me out first.

Note first. Let me out, and I'll give you the note.

I promise if you give me the note first. You lie!

HE WHISTLES A TUNE

Just... give it to me!

Get to class, Zoe.

Don't tell me what to do!

HE SPLUTTERS

What did you say, young lady?

Sorry, Mr Roswell... I've got a cold. My voice is shot.

You're late for class. I have to give you a detention.

Please let me go. I'll be good!

I can't, Zoe. It's the rules. Shh!

HE GASPS Did you just shush me?

Get to class. No, I-I...

You can't imprison me!

ZOE LAUGHS NERVOUSLY

Detention is hardly imprisonment, Zoe.

And I suggest that you check your attitude.

BANGING, SCREAMS

What was that?!

Uh...

m-my ringtone.

Grr. Who's in there? Nobody.

Open that locker right now!

SHE GULPS I said now!

SHE SIGHS

Huh?!

I don't know what kind of prank you think you're pulling,

but you're on thin ice.

Now, get to class! SHE SIGHS

Where did it go?

ZOE GASPS

Zoe, is Roswell gone?

Yes, but so is the alien!

It's tunnelling through the locker system!

I've gotta get to class, Ulav. Help!

Randy. What?!

Randy, the school janitor.

Just find the alien... Randy!

Remember, raise your hands when you're done,

and I'll collect your tests.

Ah, Zoe, welcome.

You have five minutes left to take the test. Ah!

Huh? What a nightmare.

Oh! Harsh!

CHUCKLES

Zoe, what's going on?

Big trouble. The alien knows I'm Agent 203 and knows my name!

We have to stop it from getting to Gore!

If we could only get out of class.

It's all up to Ulav. Ulav, did you find anything?

'Ah!' ULAV STRAINS

SHE GASPS I think the alien spy got to Ulav!

LIQUID SPLASHING, ULAV STRAINS

'Ulav? Come in, Ulav.'

Randy! ZOE GASPS

What's that sound?

I got called away to fix a toilet. I am the janitor, after all.

What about the alien?

I'm on it! Soon as I finish this. Duty calls!

GRUNTS

BELL RINGS

School's out!

And we are not leaving this alien alone

to get back to Gore and blow my cover.

This is our last chance to stop it.

I did it! Mission accomplished.

You found the alien?

I fixed the toilet.

Someone had tried to flush a mango. A mango!

The alien should be somewhere in this bank of lockers. Split up!

Um, what are you doing?

Uh... lost my pet lizard.

YOU have a pet lizard?! Me too!

His name is Agnew.

He's a spectacular flap-necked anole!

The, uh... best kind of anole.

I'll help you look! Let me get my stuff.

What kind is yours?

We lizard lovers gotta stick together.

Uh, yeah, I'll be sticking together right down the hall.

Huh?

Oh, no, it's Hugh. He's going to ask about the note.

Huh? ZOE GASPS

Hi, guys.

MUFFLED GRUNTING AND BANGING

It's in there. Found it!

Locker 811.

On our way. Do not let anyone in there, Rock.

You got it.

GASPS

Um, that's my locker.

Oh! Yeah, I... knew that.

Uh... Ah!

I was waiting for you. You're... on the cheerleading squad.

Yeah, I'm the captain. And?

And... uh, I wanna try out for cheerleaders. Now!

SHE GASPS Yeah! Whoo!

Go, go! Go... Genies!

Go! What, what What are you staring at?

Check, check, check the locker NOW!

Please, please, please hurry!

Soooo awkward!

Woohoo-hoo!

Nice moves. Wanna come and meet the girls?

ZOE GASPS It got away to the next locker!

Quick! Ulav, figure out the combination.

Me?!

You're good with number configurations.

Ugh.

Um, let's see. Uh...

Oh, um... Hmm...

Hurry!

ALIEN SCREAMS That'll do.

THEY STRAIN

I got the note!

Take it, Q! Ulav?

Where'd they go? Guys!

Give me the bracelet!

Randy to the rescue!

STRAINS

Hey!

THEY STRAIN

Whoa!

ALIEN SCREAMS

ULAV LAUGHS TRIUMPHANTLY

ALIEN GROANS Ha!

Zoe, you're here! ZOE LAUGHS NERVOUSLY

So, you got my note.

Thanks for meeting me alone at my locker.

Oh... yeah! YOUR locker.

Huh, no problem.

Ah!

Don't worry, we'll fix it later.

So, the reason why I wanted to see you alone was, uh... well...

GIGGLES

Do you know if Quigley's going to the football game this weekend?

What?!

ZOE LAUGHS Yeah, I actually think she is.

Cool! I'm gonna ask if she wants to go to the game with me.

Oh, I think she'd really like that.

Really? That's so cool! Well...

See you!

Zoe! What the heck was that?!

That? It was...

"My incredible Quigley!

"You're so amazing!

"Let's go to the football game!

"And let's run off to the tropical paradise of Alaska!"

Grr... Ugh!

Zoe, come to the bathroom. You'll want to see this.

On my way.

Whoa, look at you!

I made cheerleaders. Practice is tonight.

Wow. Um... congrats? QUIGLEY LAUGHS

It's done. Come and see!

Ew, Ulav. Nobody wants to see what you did in there.

No, not that.

This! ELECTRICAL WHIRRING

THEY GASP

We hooked up a toilet to an interdimensional whoosher.

It'll whisk this guy straight to a secure Intergalactic Agency jail.

With this guy's rap sheet,

your secret will be safe there for a long time.

ALIEN STRAINS

I see you, Zoe.

I see you, Agent 203!

Great, dude, we'll give you something to look at.

How about a goodbye cheer?

Bye-bye, bad guy! Bye-bye! So long! Whoosh!

ELECTRICAL WHIRRING

POWERING UP

Argh!

Argh! FLUSHING

DISTANT SCREAM

Phew, glad that's over.

Now, what am I going to do about Hugh?

I'm not ready for this. Or am I? Oh, I'm so confused!

I'm definitely not going. But if I do, what should I wear?

Do you think I should go?!

Maybe Hugh will write YOU a note.

"My incredible Quigley,

"you're super-amazing!

"Let's go watch football together, and the sunset... on Jupiter!"

SCREAMS

Was it something I said?

BEEP

Getting just a LITTLE even with Q was a lot of fun.

I wish you could've seen her face, Dad.

Well, here, let me try to recreate it.

Oh, ugh! Grr!

SHE LAUGHS

But just between you and me, Dad,

I... did feel a little left out they're going to the game together.

I mean, I know we can't all be with together constantly, but...

I thought we were all friends.

It's like... what am I, chopped liver?

I like Hugh. I think I like him a lot.

But I'm sure you know what it's like to feel left out,

being somewhere out there in the galaxy without your family.

If you can endure that,

I can occasionally take being chopped liver.

With extra onions if it would make my Q girl happy.

STOMACH RUMBLES Hm...

Who knew that would make me hungry? Time for a midnight snack.

Good night, Dad. I love you.

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