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♪ I was a normal girl Before my dad went missing

♪ Then his alien partner appeared We've got to save the galaxy!

♪ There's a madman, Gore, you see You've got to stop him - now

♪ Whoa, whoa, whoa I'm just a kid

♪ Why me? And how?

♪ See that bracelet from your dad?

♪ It's got secret powers What's that?

♪ If Gore should get it That's the key

♪ To set my evil army free

♪ I'll gather my friends And she's Agent 2...

♪ Now we can protect the world

♪ It's Agent 203 Agent 203! ♪

MUFFLED EXPLOSION

KLAXON BLARES

I am out! And I'm coming for you...

Ulav!

OK, one more time.

My hero is my dad. What makes him heroic?

His recipe for...

Ah!

...cookies. So... cookies for drama class? Why?

We have to do a monologue about who our hero is and use a prop.

When I was six, I caught Dad making cookies at midnight.

I snuck one. It was horrible.

It was the first and last time he made cookies.

I think he wanted to surprise me, but... Whoa!

"One cup of gorgomeal?" What on earth is gorgomeal?

Hey, we've got some.

Hey, there's a prize inside. Just like cereal.

A cute little cupcake charm!

Hope it does instant baking.

Activate cupcake charm!

Huh? Or not.

Ugh, I need an A on this assignment, or I fail the class.

I've been too busy saving the galaxy to keep up.

Here's hoping the galaxy waits until you...

'I need you all at headquarters now.'

Ugh, just what I don't need today.

Mom! Can you watch my cookies? I left something at the flower shop.

OK, honey!

ALL GASP

Eurgh! Oh! Eurgh!

Tuna? Dirty socks?

RETCHES

A necessary evil.

Bhodi Buff has escaped and seeks revenge.

Uh... who?

'Bhodi Buff was a notorious galactic criminal,

'and the best looking.

'I was a rookie agent back then,

'and he scared the bejeebers out of me.'

BHODI CACKLES

You don't have a chance, you scared, purple-faced little runt.

My gorgeous face. What have you done?

I'm melting, melting!

You'll pay for this!

OK, I understand the revenge stuff, but what's with the stink?

Bhodi hunts by sense of smell. He has...

er, had... a perfect nose.

You have to find him before he finds me.

He is a ruthless, soulless criminal who wants the ultimate revenge.

If I fall, our whole mission here is in jeopardy.

He can track YOU...

but there's gotta be a way we can track HIM.

Not easy. He can inhabit and control other bodies.

Though he does sometimes drop a trace of radiated goo.

Bingo. I can work with that.

We are not letting him touch you, Ulav.

That's a promise.

Only, how can I chase him

and be at school to save my grades at the same time?

Ugh! I... might have a way.

Although, once you see this,

you may never want to talk to me again.

From the geniuses at Centauri Toys,

the greatest toys in the Crab Nebula,

I present...

...the Zobot!

GASPS

It's Zoe. It's Zoe 2.0.

That thing looks nothing like me.

And it's wearing my favourite sweater.

GASPS And it's copying me!

Ulav took me to your room and let me pick out anything I wanted.

I wanted this beautiful sweater.

She looks like you, she thinks like you.

No-one at your school will know the difference.

One question - why do you have a toy robot that looks like me?

I buy him snacks at the Jiffy Grab and Shop.

I like snacks!

I just hate it when people scream, "Alien monster!" and point at me,

so she goes for me, and she only cost me

my Intergalactic Agent food budget for the year.

If you spent your food budget,

where are you getting your snack money?

I'm using Mom's credit card.

She's MY mom, that's HER card,

and you're going to get ME in trouble!

Oof! And it doesn't look like me!

Yes, she does. Uh-huh.

Hmm.

OK, I'm outvoted.

She goes to school, I look for Bhodi.

This will help. Looks like a pin, but detects goo radiation.

Cool. And you'll need this.

Power exec. Nice. Er...

the pants are too long, Quigs. I built in lifts.

You need to be as tall as an adult. OK.

Then, here's the plan.

Zobot goes to school, and Quigley makes sure it doesn't ruin my life,

while I use kitty here to find Bhodi.

What about me?

YOU will be busy transporting me and Smoosh to various smelly places.

Bhodi must not track my scent to our headquarters.

Yeah, Mom wouldn't like losing her flower shop

in an intergalactic battle. PHONE RINGING

GASPS Alarm! He's found me!

Relax. It's just my Mom. My cookies are done.

Heh-heh-heh-heh.

Whoa!

Argh... HE PANTS

Huh?

Ah, argh!

I'm coming for you, Ulav.

They're bright green.

I downloaded the number one cookie recipe on the internet

and baked them using the thermal units in my hands.

Why make cookies if they're not the best?

Mmm, O-M-gumdrops, these are delicious.

MY cookies go in the backpack. Delicious isn't what this is about.

That makes no sense.

Even if your monologue is an A, your prop cookies are an F.

Grrr!

Smart Zobots leave now and take both boxes of cookies with them.

Have a nice day.

I need that meeting today. Get the whole team. No exceptions.

With charts - big charts.

Gotta go. I have a meow on the other line.

Goo?

Two goo?

But which way is he heading?

Hey, Rock. Where are you and Ulav?

We're at the cheese shop in the mall.

Ulav's disguised as my kid sister! SNORTS

Phew, it stinks in here. Ah! Limburger!

My fave!

No! Bad Smoosh. No cheese for you.

Hang on, Rock. I need Quigs.

PHONE CAMERA CLICKS Dah! Ooh!

LAPTOP PINGS

Hey, Zoe. What's up?

Download the cat-pin data.

Can you tell me which way the goo is going?

Everybody's so nice and friendly. SO loving my life.

Grrr!

Sending goo directional analysis via Kitty.

Gotta goo... I mean "go". First-period bell.

Rock, he's heading for the cheese shop.

Get Ulav out of there!

We gotta go, sis.

No! Run for your life!

Smoosh is lactose intolerant, and... and...

FARTING

Ew, that smell! Aw, that is no cheese.

Somebody save us!

Gotta save Ulav, but who or what am I looking for?

COUGHING, SPLUTTERING Ugh, that smell!

I should have known Bhodi would possess somebody super-gorgeous.

Activate levitation charm.

PING Huh?

Hup! Hmm!

GASPS

THUD Intergalactic Agent 203!

Bhodi Buff, you're busted.

I'm not going back to prison.

GASPS

Hup! Missed me!

Oh!

Oh, great.

Sewer chase. Activate force charm.

GRUNTS

Huh? How did I... get here?

SHE GRUNTS

I lost him.

Hey, team. I lost him in the sewers,

but before that, he had this weird goo glitch that blew his cover.

I've never seen anything like this. Hmm.

The time code indicates this happened

just after Smoosh cut... I mean ATE the cheese.

Where are you guys now?

City dump. Stink-o-rama.

Sewer beats dump - I win.

See you guys later.

Quigs, you got anything? Nothing. No data!

The glitch is unique. Look at what I posted.

Look at this, silly, not that. Quigs! What the...?

What?! Zobot's posting on my Headspace page?

"Look how beautiful my perfect drama-class cookies are.

"Wait until you hear my monologue?" She's supposed to use MY cookies.

A hundred eighty likes? Ugh!

PHONE PINGS Now what?

Selfies? "Me and my BFF?"

Quigs is MY BFF, and Quigs hates saying "BFF".

I guess it's fine coming from Miss Perfect Zobot.

Go have fun with the fake me, Quigs.

Don't worry, I'm just here saving Ulav on my own!

Come on. More selfies, BFF.

Enough selfies, and stop saying BFF!

My mission is to be the perfect Zoe, even on social media.

Then you need to know Zoe never posts selfies.

That's not like her.

I know. It's an improvement.

I'm going to be a better Zoe than Zoe.

Huh? Hi, Gretchen!

Selfie! PHONE CAMERA CLICKS

HE HUMS

Huh?

What in the world...?

Whoa!

SNIFFS I can almost smell you, Ulav.

The odour of... revenge!

I want my life back,

and I want that robot sent back to the factory.

Get a refund and pay off my mom's credit card.

Well, there's good news and bad news on that.

Centauri Toys has a 30-day refund policy,

but today is the last day I can return her.

SMOOSH FARTS

What's that smell?!

Actually, Smoosh ate cheese just before Bhodi had that weird glitch.

Do you think there's a connection? Well, I'm not sure, but...

We've got to get the Zobot out of here.

Your new BFF? QUIGS GASPS

You know I hate that word.

OK, Brittany gets a good cookie, but Melissa gets a green cookie

because she hasn't commented on my cookie pics yet.

The Zobot's gone off script. She's not acting like you any more.

Sit down, Cindy, I'm not done talking.

Or do you need a green cookie, too?

'You see what...?' 'Come on!

'You're missing out on all the fun, Quigs.'

'Nobody calls me Quigs but Zoe!'

ZOBOT GIGGLES 'Exactly.'

I believe I bought a defective toy.

Now we have to catch Bhodi

and send Zobot back before the end of the day.

I have a plan. You're not going to like it, Ulav.

Whatever it is, it has to be better than sitting in a dump.

Not really. You're gonna be Bhodi bait.

Huh?

Uhhh...

Hello, handsome.

Not as gorgeous as I used to be...

but getting sweet revenge will make up for that.

SNIFFS Now THAT smells promising.

We are SO going to the mall after school, Quigs.

Good afternoon, class. It's monologue day.

BRACELET PINGS

There's Quigs' signal. It's Zoe time.

Activate force charm.

CAR ALARM BLARES

CAR ALARM CONTINUES

Sorry, class, that's my car. I'll be back in a minute.

Take this time to go over your speeches.

Be right back. I left my monologue in my locker.

Ms Fitz'll be at her car,

and I'm taking control of her car alarm.

CAR ALARM STOPS

ALARM CONTINUES Oh... Agh!

Ugh. Agh!

Grrr! Argh!

Alarm set.

Any sign of Bhodi?

Nothing but me and my geology book.

Zoe's in. Send the spy disguise. 'Sending it now.'

I think she'll like it - well, her character will,

and speaking of characters...

FEEDBACK SQUEALS

'Zoe Stranek, please report to the principal's office.'

We have a note from your mother. That's me.

I'm Zoe, and I have a mother.

GASPS Be right back, Quigs.

Can't wait, BFF

Three... two... one.

Hello, my young actors!

Ms Fitz is having a moment with her car alarm

so I, Ms Darwell, will be teaching the class.

This will be FAB-u-lous.

Let's ALL warm up our voices.

Ahh. Ooh.

Mah. Hoo.

GIGGLES

But YOU called me. I'm here.

Where's the note from my mother?

Honey, this happens every now and then.

The kids in the computer club love to hack into my mic.

CHUCKLES

Whoever did this is going to be sorry.

They ruined my perfect day with their cheap joke.

SNIFFS

Huh?

Handsome pizza guy with no pizzas sniffing the air.

I'd say Bhodi took the bait. BRACELET BEEPS

Ooh! Aah! Oh!

Oh, dear! I believe I sprained my throat.

Young lady, can you show me to the nurse's office?

Sure, Ms Darwell.

Ready, team?

Ready.

Ready. Let's do this.

Grrr.

Showtime, guys.

SNIFFS

SNIFFS INTENSELY

Ulav!

Now. Do it now!

Smell the pepper, Bhodi.

Ah... ah-ah-ah... achoo!

He's still up his nose.

The pepper isn't strong enough.

Don't worry, I brought back-up -

Smoosh and aged Gorgonzola.

FARTS

Oh... Agh!

GROANS

Uh... Uh... Where am I? Uh...

He's out cold, but he's OK.

Bhodi made a big mistake.

I'm not a frightened rookie any more.

I am a seasoned Intergalactic Agent.

Now, quickly, get the Zobot.

We have 15 minutes left on her 30-day return policy.

Everybody freeze!

Huh?

I'm staying here.

YOU'RE the one going back to the toy store.

I deserve more than grabbing late-night snacks

for a purple guy and his fuzzy worm!

ELECTRICAL HUMMING

I'M smarter, I'm funnier,

and MY cookies actually taste good. You just don't get it, do you?

The cookies are SUPPOSED to taste bad.

They're my dad's special gorgomeal recipe.

Wait, what? You used your father's gorgomeal recipe?

Zoe, use the cupcake charm!

Huh? Activate cupcake charm.

Gorgomeal is rocket fuel.

Your father wasn't baking cookies, he was baking rockets.

I like it!

Get her, cookies!

Hey! Ow! Stop it! I'M Zoe. I'M the best Zoe!

I'm taking back my life, AND my sweater.

Return to Centauri Toys. Full refund, please.

MUFFLED ZOBOT YELLING

GROANS Huh?

Whoa. What happened?

Dude, you passed out. Probably too many deliveries.

Let's get some fresh air.

GASPS Quick change! Here comes Mrs Fitz!

Finally turned that stupid alarm off.

Everyone in class, now!

Time for my big speech about my dad, and I'm gonna crush it.

Uh-huh!

GENTLE BEEPING

What? How? When?

I'm back. And I'm beautiful?

Yes.

You're in a stasis cell. You will never be released,

but as long as you stay in your cell,

you will always be your handsome self.

Totally worth it!

SIGHS

Weirdest mission ever.

Had to infiltrate the Nebulonic Cooking Championship

as a pastry chef.

I couldn't sneak any devices in, so I made gorgomeal cookies.

Worked like a charm. CHUCKLES

No pun intended.

Poor Zoe. She thought I was making cookies for her.

She thought I didn't see her take one.

They're harmless, but they taste terrible.

I'll have to think of a way to make it up to her.

You did make it up to me... in ways you would never believe.

Good night, Dad. I love you.

Mmm. Hm.

CHUCKLES

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