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Did you clean your room?

You did?

Yeah.

Wow.

Okay.

Oh, that's nice. Thank you. Did you get the laundry done?

Yep. All done.

Seriously?

Yeah, all done.

Really?

Yeah.

Did you fold it?

Yeah, I folded it the way you told me to.

And you put it away because I don't see anything else. Yeah, I put it all away.

Imagine that.

My stepson has done what I've asked for a change.

Wow. What's gotten into you?

I watch some, like, YouTube videos about, like, being more, like,

taking personal responsibility and being more proactive.

So I'm trying to self -improve myself.

Okay, these are good steps, positive steps forward. I like this.

And helps me out a lot because I've been very, very stressed lately.

Okay, so I'm going to go get started on dinner.

Probably like 30 minutes.

All right.

Mom, you don't have to.

I mean, like, I'm just going to, like, order some food.

Probably because, like, Dad, he's going to be, like, working late again. He

called me.

Is he?

Yeah. I guess that doesn't surprise me.

All right.

Maybe I'll order something with you. Or, I don't know.

I don't know.

Mom, are you, like, doing okay?

Yeah, just a lot on my plate.

Do you want to... How many nights this week has Dad been gone?

This is the third night, right?

Yeah, I mean, I guess he's pretty...

It's busy down there.

Yeah.

Why don't you, like, sit down for a minute?

All right. You just seem, like, so, like... Yeah, stressed?

Yeah, that's because I am.

That's because I am.

What's up?

I just, I don't know. I know you've kind of been, like, mad at me because I've

kind of been a bum.

I've been? Yeah.

Yeah. But, like, I just feel like we haven't, like, talked that much in a

While you're cleaning up and you want to talk with me? You're interested in my

life?

Who are you and what have you done with Alex?

I don't know.

I just, like,

what's been going on at work?

I...

Normally the number of accounts I have is like three, and now I've got five,

my assistant was out for the day.

So I was handling, I don't know, just all on my own, and the phone was ringing

like crazy, and I feel like I didn't get anything done. So anyway, I'm stressed,

and then I come home, and then I find out your father's not coming home again.

You know, I rushed home this evening so I could be here for you guys and make

dinner. Where is he?

I guess. Hopefully it'll work.

Why are you laughing?

Oh, no. I don't know.

Is that funny?

No. No, I'm sorry. I don't need any more.

Don't back talk.

Alright? Okay. I'm sorry.

I just, like, can I... Maybe I could, like, do something to make you...

Well, cleaning the bed looks great. All the laundry's put away. I appreciate

that. Really.

I'm sorry I'm being kind of hard on you. You have done something nice.

Seems like you're wanting to turn over a new leaf or something.

Yeah. So, I'm sorry.

But, yeah, it is. It's been tense.

Work overload, for sure.

Do you... I could give you, like, a foot massage.

A foot massage?

Yeah. Oh, I don't need a foot massage, sweetie. I'm okay. I'm just hungry.

I just... I think I remember, like, you saying, like, Dad, you could give you

foot massages all the time.

And you really liked doing it.

Well, he did.

Yeah, he used to.

That's for sure.

Well, he could do it.

I mean, if you want, I just... You really want to rub my feet?

I don't... Yeah, sure.

You do, like, a lot for us, Mom. Like, I don't know.

I swear, she's been abducted and replaced.

Are you going to take them both off?

Wow, look at you.

My assistant picked the worst day to call out.

You know, picked up some more accounts, which is good. I'm making more money,

but there was only one of me to go around today.

I could have really used the help.

Maybe I should have just stayed longer at the office, too. I could have gotten

more done.

Nobody's here.

I'm sorry you're here.

It's okay, Mom.

I kind of missed you dead.

That smells pretty good.

I've never given one of these before, but this is kind of what you're supposed

to do, right?

Yeah, it's good. I mean, the ball, my foot gets sore because I'm on it all

The heels drive me crazy.

I wish I could wear flats every day.

You're not allowed to?

I suppose.

I suppose I could.

But I like being taller.

Especially around the asshole men that work in my office.

I need to show them who's boss you know.

Well maybe things won't be so like busy soon.

No, I like busy.

I do.

Stress management though is the key, right? And this helps, like really.

Having you on board, cleaning up around the house.

I mean, if you're not going to have a job, at least you're helping out around

here. I'm going to have a job soon, Mom.

Okay. I've heard that quite before.

Yeah, no, I knew it was going to happen.

I hope so. I hope you do.

Nothing's changed.

I'm taking positive action.

Positive action. I like the action. It's good.

It's good. Let's stick with the action.

I have to really go get started on some food.

No, we're going to order some, Mom.

I'll pay for it.

You're going to pay for it now, too? Yeah, I got like a coupon thing.

Anyway, I'm sad.

From where, Wendy's?

No.

Like, well, Taco Bell.

But they got some really good stuff lately that you would like.

All right.

Taco Bell, huh?

Yeah. All right.

I could give you like a back massage too. I don't need a back massage.

Thank you, sweetie. I appreciate it.

But foot massage was great.

Yeah, let me just practice. Maybe I can become like a masseuse or something.

A massage therapist?

Yeah. You?

Really?

I don't know about that.

Let's see if you've got any kind of skills I

guess

that's okay It's really

tense there

Feels pretty good, sweetie. You can go a little deeper.

That's

nice.

Maybe you do have some potential as a massage therapist.

It's hard to get enough pressure with this shirt.

Kind of making you slip a little.

Oh, I mean, you could like take it off, huh?

Take it off?

Yeah, I mean, I don't know.

It's like, I mean, right, I can't like really give you like a good massage with

a shirt on. Yeah, can you like get in there, right, if I do?

Yeah.

The second person that's asked to give me a massage this week.

I don't know what that's all about.

What?

Yeah.

Yeah.

Oh, uh... So, the CEO, he's been hanging out in the office a lot lately.

Normally he doesn't even come in, but... I don't know, he's asked me...

He's asked me to drinks, even. I don't know, he said I looked tense the other

day. He said he offered me a massage, which is...

Really inappropriate, don't you think? I mean... I don't know.

Andy's offered me, you know, to take me out for drinks.

I don't know what that's all about.

You should, like, report him to HR, Mom.

Well, I mean, I could.

You're right.

But he's a nice guy, you know? I really like him.

I don't want to really get him in trouble or anything.

Besides, I've been thinking about maybe going out for drinks with him.

It'd be kind of fun, you know?

I just don't know what his intentions are.

What do you think?

Doesn't he know you're, like, married, though?

He knows I'm married, so I don't know what the... I

mean, but a couple cocktails couldn't hurt, right?

I guess.

That might be fine.

Dad probably wouldn't like that.

I don't know. Like I said, I don't know what his intentions are.

That's so good. Thank you, sweetie.

I don't know, when it's just placed right across from the office.

It's like happy hour, right? Not like going out or anything.

Sometimes I just want somebody to talk to.

Yeah, I can understand that.

You've got such good hands.

Maybe I should return the favor.

Want me to give you a little massage?

Oh, you don't have to do that, Mom.

I just wanted to make you look cool. Oh, thank you.

Doesn't that feel good?

Yeah.

I've got good hands, too.

Look, I'm already doing it.

You are.

It's nice with eyes.

It's okay.

Really?

It feels good, right?

Yeah.

Did Mommy do that?

Sorry.

It's all right. I guess you can't control what happens with that, can you?

No, not really.

I'm not in trouble. I'm sorry.

Wow.

I mean.

Thank you for the massage.

I guess I should probably head out.

Unless I could just maybe give that a massage too, right?

Yeah. I'm just kidding. We're just kidding.

All right.

I gotta go.

Just, um, can I ask you something first?

Yeah.

Can I just, like, take a little peek at it, maybe?

Uh, yeah.

Why? Just, like, what will you show me? I just, I'm just curious, like, can I...

You wouldn't mind showing me?

No.

Yeah, it's okay, huh?

Well, I don't know where you got that from, but it wasn't from your dad.

Just from touching me? Yeah.

Let me sit relaxed.

Oh, you're really getting tired.

Oh, baby, mommy wants to come.

done any of that.