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(Transcribed by TurboScribe.ai. Go Unlimited to remove this message.) Hey Sawyer!

I still think you're a loser, but good

news.

Mom's covered your rent for another month.

What the actual fuck is going on right

now?

Who are they?

Hey sis, uh, this is Fiona.

She's a dancer.

This is Ava.

She's a cocktail waitress at the club I

just applied for a job at.

What are you doing?

What about Everly?

Calm down, sis.

Wait, your sister lives with you?

I don't know.

He lives with me.

And your mom pays your rent?

What's the bed do?

We thought you were cool.

Yeah, let's go back to the club and

find some real men.

Wait, ladies, come on.

I'll go with you.

We can go back to your place.

It'll be fun.

We thought you were somebody.

What a fucking loser.

Wait, ladies, come back!

Damn it, Kara!

You know how hard I worked to get

them back here?

Dude, you need to get your shit together

before Everly leaves you.

No, I don't!

We broke up this morning!

What?

Yeah, she wanted commitment and shit, not really

my style.

You're such an idiot.

Why?

It's not like you liked her anyways.

I didn't hate her.

I hated her with you.

She deserved better.

You mean you?

What?

Yeah, I saw the way you were always

looking at her and I read your diary.

You read my diary?

Uh, duh.

The way you were leaving it around everywhere,

you were practically begging me to read it.

Dude, invasion of privacy!

Whatever.

You want her, take her.

She's not a sandwich.

I can't just take her.

All I'm saying is you have my blessing.

I don't need your blessing.

Well, you gotta take it.

No, I don't want to take it back.

Nope.

I don't understand how you can be like

this.

Like what?

I don't know.

So carefree.

You just take everything too personal.

No, you don't take things personally enough.

And that's why we're a great team.

But now thanks to you, teammate, I'm gonna

go shower alone.

Gross.

I'll get it.

Oh, hey.

Hey.

Sorry to stop by unannounced.

I have some of Sawyer's stuff.

That's okay.

Come on in.

Well, I'm surprised you didn't burn it.

I know.

I thought about it.

Trust me.

Yeah, I'm really sorry my brother's such a

dick.

No, it's okay.

I knew what I was getting myself into.

Well, then why'd you go through that?

I don't know.

He was fun for a while, but I

kind of stuck around because I thought you

were interesting.

What?

Me?

Interesting?

No way.

Mm-hmm.

Yeah, I mean, you're funny, smart, in an

angry way.

But I don't know many sisters that would

help their brother out and let him live

with them.

Yeah, well, I don't want to be the

conductor of my brother's train wreck.

Um, here, why don't you put that down?

Um, you know, I actually learned something from

my brother.

Yeah, what's that?

To leave your wallet at home when it's

your turn to pay for dinner?

No, that if you really want something in

life, that you just have to go for

it.

That sounds like him.

Yeah.

Go for it.

I like that.

I'm sorry.

No, it's okay.

Um, do you want to go to my

bedroom?

I would love that.

Okay, let's go.

Mm-hmm.

You have a beautiful day.

Oh, my

God.

Um.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Mm.

Mm.

Mm.

Oh, that feels so good.

Mmm.

Hi.

I'm gonna hug you.

I'm gonna hug you.

I'm just gonna hug you.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Oh, my God.

Mmm.

um

um Oh,

that feels so good.

So pretty.

Mmm.

Oh, my God.

Just ease in a little bit.

I need tea.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, it tastes so good.

I need my beer.

Mmm.

Mmm.

So good.

Mmm, baby.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Mmm.

Oh, your tongue feels so good on my

lips.

This is so good on your lips.

Oh, here's some coming.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Let me see if you can close your

eyes.

Mmm.

Stick.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

I want to taste you.

Oh, yeah.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

You have a beautiful pink pussy.

Pink.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh, my goodness.

Oh, my goodness.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh, good.

Oh.

Yes.

Oh, my goodness.

Mmm.

Oh.

Oh, my goodness.

Your pussy tastes like heaven.

Oh.

Oh.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Let me just grind on my face.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

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Mmm.

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Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Oh my god, I love you.

Mm, mm, mm.

Mm.

Mm, mm.

Mm.

Mm.

Mm.

Mm.

Mm.

Oh.

You still don't want to go to your

parents?

I don't want to go to

my parents.

I love you.

I'm so gonna love you, pussy.

Oh, yes.

I love you.

I'm gonna kiss you.

Tell me when you're ready.

Oh my God, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Oh my God, I'm coming.

Yes!

And that, diary, is how I stole my

brother's girlfriend.

And

that, diary, is how I stole my brother's

girlfriend.