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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:03,160 Welcome, welcome, welcome to the Tonight Show. 2 00:00:03,420 --> 00:00:04,038 You're here. 3 00:00:04,040 --> 00:00:05,460 You made it. Thank you for watching. 4 00:00:08,600 --> 00:00:12,340 Well, guys, earlier tonight, President Trump delivered his State of the Union 5 00:00:12,340 --> 00:00:16,320 address. And if you didn't want to watch Trump, there was an alternate State of 6 00:00:16,320 --> 00:00:17,600 the Union with Bad Bunny in set. 7 00:00:24,420 --> 00:00:27,980 Yeah, tonight Trump walked into the Capitol where he saw members of the 8 00:00:28,060 --> 00:00:30,940 Senate, and Supreme Court and was like, oh crap, is this an intervention? 9 00:00:33,080 --> 00:00:36,880 Trump was greeted by the House, the Senate, and Supreme Court, and he said, 10 00:00:37,020 --> 00:00:38,680 everyone I hate in one room. Amazing. 11 00:00:39,600 --> 00:00:44,220 But tonight Trump's speech focused on his major accomplishments, and when 12 00:00:44,220 --> 00:00:46,720 eight seconds were up, he just riffed for an hour and a half. 13 00:00:48,600 --> 00:00:49,600 It was... 14 00:00:54,280 --> 00:00:57,300 It was basically two hours of Trump telling us how great he is. 15 00:00:57,680 --> 00:01:00,760 I feel like we've been getting that State of the Union address every day 16 00:01:00,760 --> 00:01:01,760 he took office. 17 00:01:02,280 --> 00:01:05,280 But the theme of Trump's speech was America at 250. 18 00:01:05,660 --> 00:01:07,620 Strong, prosperous, and respected. 19 00:01:08,820 --> 00:01:11,980 I'm pretty sure those words were taken off the pillows off my grandma's couch. 20 00:01:13,240 --> 00:01:14,660 Don't sit down there yet. 21 00:01:15,520 --> 00:01:18,580 Yeah, tonight President Trump delivered his State of the Union address. 22 00:01:18,960 --> 00:01:22,720 Like it always goes, he received many applause breaks and standing ovations by 23 00:01:22,720 --> 00:01:23,720 his own party. 24 00:01:24,080 --> 00:01:26,840 Maybe it's just me, but I feel like none of the applause breaks or standing 25 00:01:26,840 --> 00:01:28,040 ovations ever feel real. 26 00:01:28,300 --> 00:01:31,020 They're always so pre -planned. You guys know what I mean? 27 00:01:34,940 --> 00:01:38,800 That is so kind. Thank you. But you'd only do something like that if it was 28 00:01:38,800 --> 00:01:39,800 earned, right? 29 00:01:42,880 --> 00:01:47,480 Exactly. It's not like we'd have some planned clapping choreography where one 30 00:01:47,480 --> 00:01:50,980 side would stand up and then the other side would stand up and then the last 31 00:01:50,980 --> 00:01:52,820 section would stand up. You know what I'm talking about? 32 00:02:00,300 --> 00:02:03,760 That'd just be weird, because at the end of the day, if we forced you guys to 33 00:02:03,760 --> 00:02:05,840 applaud, then what is the fun in that? 34 00:02:06,120 --> 00:02:09,600 I mean, like, could you all imagine if we told you all to do one single clap? 35 00:02:09,780 --> 00:02:10,780 It'd be ridiculous. 36 00:02:14,180 --> 00:02:17,320 I'm glad you guys get it. All right, let's move on. Let's move on. 37 00:02:19,520 --> 00:02:22,800 Hey, guess this. A new poll found that Americans think Trump is growing more 38 00:02:22,800 --> 00:02:23,800 erratic with age. 39 00:02:24,660 --> 00:02:27,860 Yeah, you think he's bad now? Just wait until he hits the terrible 82s. 40 00:02:28,700 --> 00:02:29,700 That's real life. 41 00:02:30,830 --> 00:02:34,950 Some news from overseas. Kim Jong -un was just re -elected as the leader of 42 00:02:34,950 --> 00:02:35,950 party in North Korea. 43 00:02:37,350 --> 00:02:41,350 It was a real nail -biter. He couldn't decide whether to elect himself by 100 % 44 00:02:41,350 --> 00:02:44,630 or 200%. How much do I want to win this? 45 00:02:46,050 --> 00:02:47,050 Close. 46 00:02:49,110 --> 00:02:52,710 Apparently, Kim Jong -un is contemplating who he will pass the torch 47 00:02:53,590 --> 00:02:56,490 Right now, it's between Kim Jong -vance and Kim Jong -rubia. 48 00:03:00,700 --> 00:03:04,260 Well, some TV news. The contestants for the new season of The Bachelorette were 49 00:03:04,260 --> 00:03:05,260 just announced. 50 00:03:05,440 --> 00:03:08,680 Yeah, so far all we know about them are their names and jobs. 51 00:03:09,280 --> 00:03:13,040 Here's what they had to say. First, Casey said, I'm an entrepreneur who's 52 00:03:13,040 --> 00:03:14,040 to find the one. 53 00:03:15,140 --> 00:03:19,240 Then Clayton said, I'm also an entrepreneur who's ready to find the 54 00:03:20,460 --> 00:03:24,080 Then Conrad said, I'm ready to find the one, and by the way, I'm an 55 00:03:24,080 --> 00:03:25,080 entrepreneur. 56 00:03:25,840 --> 00:03:28,020 And Kevin said, I'm ready to find an entrepreneur. 57 00:03:28,380 --> 00:03:29,380 I'm the one. 58 00:03:31,050 --> 00:03:35,210 Then Michael said, I'm an astrophysicist. If by astro you mean 59 00:03:35,210 --> 00:03:37,390 by physicist you mean who's ready to find the one. 60 00:03:38,870 --> 00:03:44,590 And then Matt said, entrepreneur me one who's find I ready am. 61 00:03:46,050 --> 00:03:50,210 And finally, Josh said, I'm only here because I want to be on Dancing with the 62 00:03:50,210 --> 00:03:51,209 Stars one day. 63 00:03:51,210 --> 00:03:53,810 This is being honest. 64 00:03:54,210 --> 00:03:55,210 Honesty is... 65 00:03:59,500 --> 00:04:02,920 And finally, before we move on, I'd like to take a moment to thank some of our 66 00:04:02,920 --> 00:04:06,640 sponsors for tonight's show. They don't always fit in the commercial breaks, and 67 00:04:06,640 --> 00:04:09,960 we want to make sure that we mention all of them. It's time for Tonight Show 68 00:04:09,960 --> 00:04:10,960 Sponsors. 69 00:04:11,500 --> 00:04:16,380 Tonight Show Sponsors. Tonight Show Sponsors. 70 00:04:18,700 --> 00:04:20,899 Sonos. 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