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Hi, I'm Jimmy. I'm the host of the show.

Hi, I'm Jimmy. I'm the host of the show.

Hi, I'm Jimmy. I'm the host of the show. Thanks. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.

Thanks. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.

Thanks. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thanks for coming. Thanks for watching

Thanks for coming. Thanks for watching

Thanks for coming. Thanks for watching at home. Thank you for joining us here

at home. Thank you for joining us here

at home. Thank you for joining us here in beautiful Hollywood, California on

in beautiful Hollywood, California on

in beautiful Hollywood, California on our regularly

our regularly

our regularly regularly scheduled programming. After

regularly scheduled programming. After

regularly scheduled programming. After last night's show, we had a special one

last night's show, we had a special one

last night's show, we had a special one following the um the State of Union, the

following the um the State of Union, the

following the um the State of Union, the Forget Gettysburg address last night.

Forget Gettysburg address last night.

Forget Gettysburg address last night. Donald Trump stormed the capital to let

Donald Trump stormed the capital to let

Donald Trump stormed the capital to let us know that everything's going great.

us know that everything's going great.

us know that everything's going great. we have no problems at all. And if we

we have no problems at all. And if we

we have no problems at all. And if we do, they're Joe Biden's fault. I wonder

do, they're Joe Biden's fault. I wonder

do, they're Joe Biden's fault. I wonder how many years he's going to squeeze out

how many years he's going to squeeze out

how many years he's going to squeeze out of that excuse. Huh. Basically, Trump's

of that excuse. Huh. Basically, Trump's

of that excuse. Huh. Basically, Trump's message to America, if you didn't see it

message to America, if you didn't see it

message to America, if you didn't see it last night, was if you are struggling

last night, was if you are struggling

last night, was if you are struggling financially, you're trying to support

financially, you're trying to support

financially, you're trying to support your family to putting food on the

your family to putting food on the

your family to putting food on the table, uh if you're having a hard time,

table, uh if you're having a hard time,

table, uh if you're having a hard time, you're wrong. You're actually very rich

you're wrong. You're actually very rich

you're wrong. You're actually very rich and let's stop talking about it. Okay.

and let's stop talking about it. Okay.

and let's stop talking about it. Okay. Four days after the Supreme Court

Four days after the Supreme Court

Four days after the Supreme Court torched his tariffs, the centerpiece of

torched his tariffs, the centerpiece of

torched his tariffs, the centerpiece of his cockamamey economic policy, he said,

his cockamamey economic policy, he said,

his cockamamey economic policy, he said, "We are winning so much, we don't know

"We are winning so much, we don't know

"We are winning so much, we don't know what to do with it, which this is what

what to do with it, which this is what

what to do with it, which this is what happens to old people who only watch Fox

happens to old people who only watch Fox

happens to old people who only watch Fox News. They become confused about

News. They become confused about

News. They become confused about reality." But I will say, you really do

reality." But I will say, you really do

reality." But I will say, you really do have to hand it to the gang at Fox. They

have to hand it to the gang at Fox. They

have to hand it to the gang at Fox. They are very creative when it comes to

are very creative when it comes to

are very creative when it comes to putting a positive spin on things. This

putting a positive spin on things. This

putting a positive spin on things. This was the headline from Fox Newsw.com last

was the headline from Fox Newsw.com last

was the headline from Fox Newsw.com last night. I went on to see what was going

night. I went on to see what was going

night. I went on to see what was going on. Trump celebrates turnaround for the

on. Trump celebrates turnaround for the

on. Trump celebrates turnaround for the ages in record-breaking State of the

ages in record-breaking State of the

ages in record-breaking State of the Union address. I was like, what record

Union address. I was like, what record

Union address. I was like, what record did they break? You know what record

did they break? You know what record

did they break? You know what record they broke? It was the longest State of

they broke? It was the longest State of

they broke? It was the longest State of the Union speech ever. It was It beat

the Union speech ever. It was It beat

the Union speech ever. It was It beat the previous record for longest speech

the previous record for longest speech

the previous record for longest speech held by Donald Trump. He beat his own

held by Donald Trump. He beat his own

held by Donald Trump. He beat his own record. Broke his own record for being

record. Broke his own record for being

record. Broke his own record for being long- winded. He has once again publicly

long- winded. He has once again publicly

long- winded. He has once again publicly broken wind. And uh Gibberace went on

broken wind. And uh Gibberace went on

broken wind. And uh Gibberace went on for an hour and 47 minutes last night.

for an hour and 47 minutes last night.

for an hour and 47 minutes last night. It was the longest speech in State of

It was the longest speech in State of

It was the longest speech in State of the Union history. also the dumbest. He

the Union history. also the dumbest. He

the Union history. also the dumbest. He beat his own record there, too. The fact

beat his own record there, too. The fact

beat his own record there, too. The fact that he's 79 years old and spoke

that he's 79 years old and spoke

that he's 79 years old and spoke interrupted for almost two hours, it's

interrupted for almost two hours, it's

interrupted for almost two hours, it's the only proof I'll ever need that he

the only proof I'll ever need that he

the only proof I'll ever need that he wears a diaper. He's definitely wearing

wears a diaper. He's definitely wearing

wears a diaper. He's definitely wearing a diaper. He might be wearing two

a diaper. He might be wearing two

a diaper. He might be wearing two diapers. Okay, but I'll say this. When

diapers. Okay, but I'll say this. When

diapers. Okay, but I'll say this. When the president

the president

the president underperforms as he did, and this is the

underperforms as he did, and this is the

underperforms as he did, and this is the big difference between Trump supporters

big difference between Trump supporters

big difference between Trump supporters and everybody on the other side, the

and everybody on the other side, the

and everybody on the other side, the worse Trump is, the harder Magalan works

worse Trump is, the harder Magalan works

worse Trump is, the harder Magalan works to tickle his little pumpkinets.

to tickle his little pumpkinets.

to tickle his little pumpkinets. President Trump delivered the strongest

President Trump delivered the strongest

President Trump delivered the strongest State of the Union speech in modern

State of the Union speech in modern

State of the Union speech in modern history.

history.

history. >> One of the greatest, most triumphant uh

>> One of the greatest, most triumphant uh

>> One of the greatest, most triumphant uh speeches ever given by a president.

speeches ever given by a president.

speeches ever given by a president. >> I've been like 19 of this. This is by

>> I've been like 19 of this. This is by

>> I've been like 19 of this. This is by far the best one.

far the best one.

far the best one. >> I think it was the best State of the

>> I think it was the best State of the

>> I think it was the best State of the Union speech that I've seen.

Union speech that I've seen.

Union speech that I've seen. >> President Trump showed up and showed it

>> President Trump showed up and showed it

>> President Trump showed up and showed it out.

out.

out. >> President Trump was outstanding,

>> President Trump was outstanding,

>> President Trump was outstanding, >> epic,

>> epic,

>> epic, >> masterful,

>> masterful,

>> masterful, >> sensational, very inspiring.

>> sensational, very inspiring.

>> sensational, very inspiring. >> You know, it was the longest one ever,

>> You know, it was the longest one ever,

>> You know, it was the longest one ever, but she didn't it didn't feel like that.

but she didn't it didn't feel like that.

but she didn't it didn't feel like that. >> It didn't seem the longest. It seemed

>> It didn't seem the longest. It seemed

>> It didn't seem the longest. It seemed about right size to me. The time went by

about right size to me. The time went by

about right size to me. The time went by very fast.

very fast.

very fast. >> You didn't notice it was 2 hours.

>> You didn't notice it was 2 hours.

>> You didn't notice it was 2 hours. >> He could have gone much longer.

>> He could have gone much longer.

>> He could have gone much longer. >> He thrash these godless politicians. I

>> He thrash these godless politicians. I

>> He thrash these godless politicians. I mean, it just made me want to wave the

mean, it just made me want to wave the

mean, it just made me want to wave the American flag and play Leonard Skard's

American flag and play Leonard Skard's

American flag and play Leonard Skard's free.

free.

free. >> You were proud to be American through

>> You were proud to be American through

>> You were proud to be American through the speech. If you were not chanting

the speech. If you were not chanting

the speech. If you were not chanting USA, at least in your heart, I don't

USA, at least in your heart, I don't

USA, at least in your heart, I don't know why.

know why.

know why. >> President Trump gave a majestic speech

>> President Trump gave a majestic speech

>> President Trump gave a majestic speech tonight.

tonight.

tonight. >> He He still doesn't like you, Ted.

>> He He still doesn't like you, Ted.

>> He He still doesn't like you, Ted. Forget about it. He's never going to

Forget about it. He's never going to

Forget about it. He's never going to like you. No one does. Majestic. I

like you. No one does. Majestic. I

like you. No one does. Majestic. I wonder if when Ted Cruz goes home at

wonder if when Ted Cruz goes home at

wonder if when Ted Cruz goes home at night, he looks in the mirror and throws

night, he looks in the mirror and throws

night, he looks in the mirror and throws up because it's

up because it's

up because it's going into the speech, only 32% of

going into the speech, only 32% of

going into the speech, only 32% of Americans said they think Trump has the

Americans said they think Trump has the

Americans said they think Trump has the right priorities. So, he dipped into his

right priorities. So, he dipped into his

right priorities. So, he dipped into his bag of tricks to find some new

bag of tricks to find some new

bag of tricks to find some new priorities. Trump announced that he is

priorities. Trump announced that he is

priorities. Trump announced that he is putting JD Vance in charge of the quote

putting JD Vance in charge of the quote

putting JD Vance in charge of the quote war on fraud, which is remember when OJ

war on fraud, which is remember when OJ

war on fraud, which is remember when OJ promised to find the real killer.

promised to find the real killer.

promised to find the real killer. That's how this war is going to end too.

That's how this war is going to end too.

That's how this war is going to end too. All the Trump offspring were on hand

All the Trump offspring were on hand

All the Trump offspring were on hand last night to stay on President Daddy's

last night to stay on President Daddy's

last night to stay on President Daddy's good side. You can see them here. And uh

good side. You can see them here. And uh

good side. You can see them here. And uh look at the painting behind them. Martin

look at the painting behind them. Martin

look at the painting behind them. Martin Van Beern going, "How how the hell did I

Van Beern going, "How how the hell did I

Van Beern going, "How how the hell did I get in between these two?

get in between these two?

get in between these two? Everyone got dressed up last night. Even

Everyone got dressed up last night. Even

Everyone got dressed up last night. Even John Federman wore a suit. But the

John Federman wore a suit. But the

John Federman wore a suit. But the winner of the MAGA fashion show was

winner of the MAGA fashion show was

winner of the MAGA fashion show was Texas Congre Congressman Troy Nels. I

Texas Congre Congressman Troy Nels. I

Texas Congre Congressman Troy Nels. I showed this last night, but this is a

showed this last night, but this is a

showed this last night, but this is a new angle. And you can really you can

new angle. And you can really you can

new angle. And you can really you can see how hard he worked to get Master to

see how hard he worked to get Master to

see how hard he worked to get Master to pet him on the head.

Oh, look at this guy. I like that guy. I

Oh, look at this guy. I like that guy. I

Oh, look at this guy. I like that guy. I want that.

want that.

want that. >> Give me that time.

>> Give me that time.

>> Give me that time. >> Initial. Just an initial.

>> I like that. See, that is how we trick

>> I like that. See, that is how we trick

>> I like that. See, that is how we trick him into signing an order to release the

him into signing an order to release the

him into signing an order to release the rest of the Trump Epstein files. Hand

rest of the Trump Epstein files. Hand

rest of the Trump Epstein files. Hand them some merch. Just the initials. It's

them some merch. Just the initials. It's

them some merch. Just the initials. It's all we need. See everything. Several

all we need. See everything. Several

all we need. See everything. Several Democrats boycotted the speech in

Democrats boycotted the speech in

Democrats boycotted the speech in protest last night. Others showed up to

protest last night. Others showed up to

protest last night. Others showed up to share their displeasure loudly in

share their displeasure loudly in

share their displeasure loudly in person, which Mike Johnson, the squeaker

person, which Mike Johnson, the squeaker

person, which Mike Johnson, the squeaker of the House, did not approve of at all.

of the House, did not approve of at all.

of the House, did not approve of at all. >> Speaker, can I get your thoughts on the

>> Speaker, can I get your thoughts on the

>> Speaker, can I get your thoughts on the heckling this evening from Congresswoman

heckling this evening from Congresswoman

heckling this evening from Congresswoman Omar to leave and then uh Mr. Al Green

Omar to leave and then uh Mr. Al Green

Omar to leave and then uh Mr. Al Green with this demonstration?

with this demonstration?

with this demonstration? >> Absolutely shameful. No respect in

>> Absolutely shameful. No respect in

>> Absolutely shameful. No respect in there. I mean, we asked everybody

there. I mean, we asked everybody

there. I mean, we asked everybody maintain the quorum and they couldn't do

maintain the quorum and they couldn't do

maintain the quorum and they couldn't do it. They couldn't contain it for two

it. They couldn't contain it for two

it. They couldn't contain it for two hours.

hours.

hours. >> And we all know how important decorum is

>> And we all know how important decorum is

>> And we all know how important decorum is to Donald Trump. If there's one thing

to Donald Trump. If there's one thing

to Donald Trump. If there's one thing Donald Trump is, it's respectful at all

Donald Trump is, it's respectful at all

Donald Trump is, it's respectful at all times. Like he would never tell

times. Like he would never tell

times. Like he would never tell somebody, "Shut up." He would say

somebody, "Shut up." He would say

somebody, "Shut up." He would say politely, "Quiet, piggy." And that's

politely, "Quiet, piggy." And that's

politely, "Quiet, piggy." And that's him. Now, ratings are of course very

him. Now, ratings are of course very

him. Now, ratings are of course very important to Donald Trump. Maybe the

important to Donald Trump. Maybe the

important to Donald Trump. Maybe the most important thing in all the world.

most important thing in all the world.

most important thing in all the world. So, the White House went all out to

So, the White House went all out to

So, the White House went all out to attract eyeballs for this speech. They

attract eyeballs for this speech. They

attract eyeballs for this speech. They even released a promo featuring

even released a promo featuring

even released a promo featuring featuring all the president's mental

featuring all the president's mental

featuring all the president's mental patients. Tonight marks the start of a

patients. Tonight marks the start of a

patients. Tonight marks the start of a new chapter in the greatest comeback

new chapter in the greatest comeback

new chapter in the greatest comeback story ever told.

story ever told.

story ever told. >> It's been a busy year since President

>> It's been a busy year since President

>> It's been a busy year since President Trump last addressed this building.

Trump last addressed this building.

Trump last addressed this building. >> You know the top lines. Transparency

>> You know the top lines. Transparency

>> You know the top lines. Transparency across the board. No tax on tips. No tax

across the board. No tax on tips. No tax

across the board. No tax on tips. No tax on overtime.

on overtime.

on overtime. >> No sex on Monday. No food on Tuesday.

>> No sex on Monday. No food on Tuesday.

>> No sex on Monday. No food on Tuesday. Cutting taxes on social security.

Cutting taxes on social security.

Cutting taxes on social security. >> No more men in women's sports.

>> No more men in women's sports.

>> No more men in women's sports. >> That's right. Do and no more women and

>> That's right. Do and no more women and

>> That's right. Do and no more women and men's underpants. The great healthcare

men's underpants. The great healthcare

men's underpants. The great healthcare plan. We're not sick of winning yet, Mr.

plan. We're not sick of winning yet, Mr.

plan. We're not sick of winning yet, Mr. President.

President.

President. >> That's right. We're sick with missiles.

>> That's right. We're sick with missiles.

>> That's right. We're sick with missiles. America, America,

America, America,

America, America, >> America is back.

>> America is back.

>> America is back. >> I agree with this pandeos. Donald Trump

>> I agree with this pandeos. Donald Trump

>> I agree with this pandeos. Donald Trump is the best. Do not deport the poor me.

is the best. Do not deport the poor me.

is the best. Do not deport the poor me. I can tell you where Jimmy lives. It's

I can tell you where Jimmy lives. It's

I can tell you where Jimmy lives. It's not too far from here.

>> Well, you little rat. Sorry.

>> Well, you little rat. Sorry.

>> Well, you little rat. Sorry. >> I see you got over that disease, huh?

>> I see you got over that disease, huh?

>> I see you got over that disease, huh? Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah. >> What was the name of that disease you

>> What was the name of that disease you

>> What was the name of that disease you had?

had?

had? >> MEASLES.

>> What do they call measles in Spanish?

>> What do they call measles in Spanish?

>> What do they call measles in Spanish? >> Salampion.

>> Salampion.

>> Salampion. >> Oh, really?

>> Oh, really?

>> Oh, really? >> Yes.

>> Yes.

>> Yes. >> Say that again.

>> Say that again.

>> Say that again. >> Sarion.

>> Sarion.

>> Sarion. >> Sarion.

>> Sarion.

>> Sarion. >> Yes. Salampion. Yes.

>> Yes. Salampion. Yes.

>> Yes. Salampion. Yes. >> It's scarier that way.

>> It's scarier that way.

>> It's scarier that way. >> It is.

>> It is.

>> It is. >> You know, a lot of people told me that

>> You know, a lot of people told me that

>> You know, a lot of people told me that they refused to watch the speech last

they refused to watch the speech last

they refused to watch the speech last night. I guess they figured they knew

night. I guess they figured they knew

night. I guess they figured they knew what he was going to say and they

what he was going to say and they

what he was going to say and they weren't wrong. He said pretty much

weren't wrong. He said pretty much

weren't wrong. He said pretty much everything we expected him to. But I

everything we expected him to. But I

everything we expected him to. But I It's important to know what's going on.

It's important to know what's going on.

It's important to know what's going on. That's what I think. Anyway, so for

That's what I think. Anyway, so for

That's what I think. Anyway, so for those who didn't or couldn't uh spend an

those who didn't or couldn't uh spend an

those who didn't or couldn't uh spend an hour and 47 minutes watching Harry, not

hour and 47 minutes watching Harry, not

hour and 47 minutes watching Harry, not Truman go off on tangents, we whittleled

Truman go off on tangents, we whittleled

Truman go off on tangents, we whittleled it down. We boiled everything to a a

it down. We boiled everything to a a

it down. We boiled everything to a a 60-second easily digestible State of the

60-second easily digestible State of the

60-second easily digestible State of the Union for you.

Everything was stolen and rigged.

Everything was stolen and rigged.

Everything was stolen and rigged. Tariffs, tariffs, murderers, tariffs,

Tariffs, tariffs, murderers, tariffs,

Tariffs, tariffs, murderers, tariffs, fraud, corruption, so much richer.

fraud, corruption, so much richer.

fraud, corruption, so much richer. tariffs, Somali pirates plundering

tariffs, Somali pirates plundering

tariffs, Somali pirates plundering America. The Biden administration,

America. The Biden administration,

America. The Biden administration, Biden, Biden, Joe Biden, baby illegal

Biden, Biden, Joe Biden, baby illegal

Biden, Biden, Joe Biden, baby illegal aliens, murder rates, fentinel, Uncle

aliens, murder rates, fentinel, Uncle

aliens, murder rates, fentinel, Uncle Enrique. Please, please, Mr. President,

Enrique. Please, please, Mr. President,

Enrique. Please, please, Mr. President, we're winning too much. Boy, oh boy.

we're winning too much. Boy, oh boy.

we're winning too much. Boy, oh boy. We're just always losing. The one where

We're just always losing. The one where

We're just always losing. The one where you put your stick in the back and it

you put your stick in the back and it

you put your stick in the back and it hit the neck of your stick and bounced

hit the neck of your stick and bounced

hit the neck of your stick and bounced off. No money. No money. Selling and

off. No money. No money. Selling and

off. No money. No money. Selling and selling and selling. We're making a lot

selling and selling. We're making a lot

selling and selling. We're making a lot of money. Millions and millions. Much

of money. Millions and millions. Much

of money. Millions and millions. Much more money than people understand.

more money than people understand.

more money than people understand. Nobody's getting paid. How much money is

Nobody's getting paid. How much money is

Nobody's getting paid. How much money is that? That's a lot of money. How do you

that? That's a lot of money. How do you

that? That's a lot of money. How do you make all that money? Dead country.

make all that money? Dead country.

make all that money? Dead country. Butter, chicken, fruit, automobiles,

Butter, chicken, fruit, automobiles,

Butter, chicken, fruit, automobiles, hotels, beef, Biden, Biden, tariffs.

hotels, beef, Biden, Biden, tariffs.

hotels, beef, Biden, Biden, tariffs. Nobody wants to go fishing anymore.

Nobody wants to go fishing anymore.

Nobody wants to go fishing anymore. These people are crazy.

We We just saved you an hour and 46

We We just saved you an hour and 46

We We just saved you an hour and 46 minutes of your life, and you didn't

minutes of your life, and you didn't

minutes of your life, and you didn't miss anything at all. It was all in

miss anything at all. It was all in

miss anything at all. It was all in there. Meanwhile, the Democrats took a

there. Meanwhile, the Democrats took a

there. Meanwhile, the Democrats took a page from Kid Rock and had a number of

page from Kid Rock and had a number of

page from Kid Rock and had a number of what they called alternative events,

what they called alternative events,

what they called alternative events, including uh an event called the

including uh an event called the

including uh an event called the People's State of the Union.

People's State of the Union.

People's State of the Union. >> Hey, I'm Alice. My artist's name is

>> Hey, I'm Alice. My artist's name is

>> Hey, I'm Alice. My artist's name is Melting Virgo. They cannot imprison us

Melting Virgo. They cannot imprison us

Melting Virgo. They cannot imprison us all. They cannot imprison us all. They

all. They cannot imprison us all. They

all. They cannot imprison us all. They cannot imprison us all. They cannot

cannot imprison us all. They cannot

cannot imprison us all. They cannot imprison us all.

I love to see a fierce democratic

I love to see a fierce democratic

I love to see a fierce democratic response.

>> What was her name? Melting something.

>> What was her name? Melting something.

>> What was her name? Melting something. Thank you. Maybe we let Bad Bunny handle

Thank you. Maybe we let Bad Bunny handle

Thank you. Maybe we let Bad Bunny handle the songs in Espanola.

the songs in Espanola.

the songs in Espanola. I mean,

two more minutes of that, I'd be wearing

two more minutes of that, I'd be wearing

two more minutes of that, I'd be wearing a MAGA hat. Of course, the elephant in

a MAGA hat. Of course, the elephant in

a MAGA hat. Of course, the elephant in the room last night was the Trump

the room last night was the Trump

the room last night was the Trump Epstein files, which unsurprisingly went

Epstein files, which unsurprisingly went

Epstein files, which unsurprisingly went unmentioned by the hippopotamus in the

unmentioned by the hippopotamus in the

unmentioned by the hippopotamus in the room. Hours before Trump took the

room. Hours before Trump took the

room. Hours before Trump took the podium, there was a bombshell report

podium, there was a bombshell report

podium, there was a bombshell report from NPR that said the Justice

from NPR that said the Justice

from NPR that said the Justice Department illegally withheld 53 pages

Department illegally withheld 53 pages

Department illegally withheld 53 pages of notes and memos from FBI interviews

of notes and memos from FBI interviews

of notes and memos from FBI interviews with a woman who accused Donald Trump of

with a woman who accused Donald Trump of

with a woman who accused Donald Trump of sexually abusing her when she was a

sexually abusing her when she was a

sexually abusing her when she was a young teenager. I know. I'm shocked as

young teenager. I know. I'm shocked as

young teenager. I know. I'm shocked as you. I thought he got rid of NPR. Um,

you. I thought he got rid of NPR. Um,

you. I thought he got rid of NPR. Um, the woman says she was 13 when she met

the woman says she was 13 when she met

the woman says she was 13 when she met Trump. The FBI interviewed her four

Trump. The FBI interviewed her four

Trump. The FBI interviewed her four times in 2019. The details of those

times in 2019. The details of those

times in 2019. The details of those interviews are, for reasons that still

interviews are, for reasons that still

interviews are, for reasons that still haven't been explained, unavailable. The

haven't been explained, unavailable. The

haven't been explained, unavailable. The ranking Democrat on the House Oversight

ranking Democrat on the House Oversight

ranking Democrat on the House Oversight Committee saw them. He said, "Oversight

Committee saw them. He said, "Oversight

Committee saw them. He said, "Oversight Democrats can confirm that DOJ appears

Democrats can confirm that DOJ appears

Democrats can confirm that DOJ appears to have illegally withheld FBI

to have illegally withheld FBI

to have illegally withheld FBI interviews with the survivor who accused

interviews with the survivor who accused

interviews with the survivor who accused President Trump of heinous crimes." Hey,

President Trump of heinous crimes." Hey,

President Trump of heinous crimes." Hey, Pam Bondi, cancel your blowout. We've

Pam Bondi, cancel your blowout. We've

Pam Bondi, cancel your blowout. We've got heinous crimes to investigate here.

got heinous crimes to investigate here.

got heinous crimes to investigate here. Why are they being allowed to hide this

Why are they being allowed to hide this

Why are they being allowed to hide this stuff? They're supposed to release the

stuff? They're supposed to release the

stuff? They're supposed to release the files. What a bunch of hypocrites these

files. What a bunch of hypocrites these

files. What a bunch of hypocrites these people. I'm sure we'd know if this if

people. I'm sure we'd know if this if

people. I'm sure we'd know if this if these interviews were on Hunter Biden's

these interviews were on Hunter Biden's

these interviews were on Hunter Biden's laptop, we'd know every word of them.

laptop, we'd know every word of them.

laptop, we'd know every word of them. So, the New York Times had a followup on

So, the New York Times had a followup on

So, the New York Times had a followup on this story today. Trump may have another

this story today. Trump may have another

this story today. Trump may have another messy cover up on his hands. And I'm not

messy cover up on his hands. And I'm not

messy cover up on his hands. And I'm not talking about the messy cover up that is

talking about the messy cover up that is

talking about the messy cover up that is literally on his hands. I'm talking

literally on his hands. I'm talking

literally on his hands. I'm talking about something much worse than that.

about something much worse than that.

about something much worse than that. And although I do want to clarify, we

And although I do want to clarify, we

And although I do want to clarify, we don't know if the president took part in

don't know if the president took part in

don't know if the president took part in or even knew about any of the crimes his

or even knew about any of the crimes his

or even knew about any of the crimes his best friend, the world's most notorious

best friend, the world's most notorious

best friend, the world's most notorious pedophile, committed. But I should also

pedophile, committed. But I should also

pedophile, committed. But I should also say the reason we don't know is because

say the reason we don't know is because

say the reason we don't know is because the people who work for the president

the people who work for the president

the people who work for the president blacked out his name a bunch of times

blacked out his name a bunch of times

blacked out his name a bunch of times and made interviews disappear. Seems to

and made interviews disappear. Seems to

and made interviews disappear. Seems to me the best thing for President Trump,

me the best thing for President Trump,

me the best thing for President Trump, who I'm sure did nothing wrong, is to

who I'm sure did nothing wrong, is to

who I'm sure did nothing wrong, is to order them to unredact his name and

order them to unredact his name and

order them to unredact his name and release all of the Trump Epstein files

release all of the Trump Epstein files

release all of the Trump Epstein files so he can prove how unbelievably

so he can prove how unbelievably

so he can prove how unbelievably innocent he is.

innocent he is.

innocent he is. FBI Director Cash Patel vowed that he

FBI Director Cash Patel vowed that he

FBI Director Cash Patel vowed that he will find those 53 missing pages as long

will find those 53 missing pages as long

will find those 53 missing pages as long as they happen to be in the shower of

as they happen to be in the shower of

as they happen to be in the shower of the US men's gold medal winning hockey

the US men's gold medal winning hockey

the US men's gold medal winning hockey team. Cash Patel's having a banner week.

team. Cash Patel's having a banner week.

team. Cash Patel's having a banner week. He flew to Italy on the FBI jet to chug

He flew to Italy on the FBI jet to chug

He flew to Italy on the FBI jet to chug beers with Team USA. And that might just

beers with Team USA. And that might just

beers with Team USA. And that might just be the beginning of the story. Senator

be the beginning of the story. Senator

be the beginning of the story. Senator Dick Durban says he has a report from a

Dick Durban says he has a report from a

Dick Durban says he has a report from a whistleblower at the FBI that said

whistleblower at the FBI that said

whistleblower at the FBI that said Patel's excessive use of the private

Patel's excessive use of the private

Patel's excessive use of the private plane for personal travel has delayed

plane for personal travel has delayed

plane for personal travel has delayed and/or negatively affected major

and/or negatively affected major

and/or negatively affected major criminal investigations. The

criminal investigations. The

criminal investigations. The whistleblower also said the tone was set

whistleblower also said the tone was set

whistleblower also said the tone was set early during Director Patel's tenure

early during Director Patel's tenure

early during Director Patel's tenure when he said in a meeting with the field

when he said in a meeting with the field

when he said in a meeting with the field offices last year, "If you have golf,

offices last year, "If you have golf,

offices last year, "If you have golf, hockey, fishing, or hunting and

hockey, fishing, or hunting and

hockey, fishing, or hunting and beautiful sites, you're going to see a

beautiful sites, you're going to see a

beautiful sites, you're going to see a lot of meat." That's right. If there are

lot of meat." That's right. If there are

lot of meat." That's right. If there are beautiful sites to see, these FBIs are

beautiful sites to see, these FBIs are

beautiful sites to see, these FBIs are going to be all over it. Cash Patel, as

going to be all over it. Cash Patel, as

going to be all over it. Cash Patel, as punishment, he should be forced to fly

punishment, he should be forced to fly

punishment, he should be forced to fly Spirit Airlines from now on. He should

Spirit Airlines from now on. He should

Spirit Airlines from now on. He should throw him in the overhead compartment.

throw him in the overhead compartment.

throw him in the overhead compartment. Spirit Airlines yesterday announced they

Spirit Airlines yesterday announced they

Spirit Airlines yesterday announced they are no longer bankrupt. Apparently, at

are no longer bankrupt. Apparently, at

are no longer bankrupt. Apparently, at the last minute, somebody stepped in

the last minute, somebody stepped in

the last minute, somebody stepped in with 800 bucks, bought the whole

with 800 bucks, bought the whole

with 800 bucks, bought the whole company.

company.

company. Now, the airlines struck a deal with

Now, the airlines struck a deal with

Now, the airlines struck a deal with creditors that would allow them to

creditors that would allow them to

creditors that would allow them to emerge from bankruptcy over the next few

emerge from bankruptcy over the next few

emerge from bankruptcy over the next few months. The only thing scarier than

months. The only thing scarier than

months. The only thing scarier than flying Spirit Airline is flying Spirit

flying Spirit Airline is flying Spirit

flying Spirit Airline is flying Spirit Airline right after they almost went

Airline right after they almost went

Airline right after they almost went bankrupt. The article I read said Spirit

bankrupt. The article I read said Spirit

bankrupt. The article I read said Spirit warned investors. They said there was

warned investors. They said there was

warned investors. They said there was substantial doubt that they could stay

substantial doubt that they could stay

substantial doubt that they could stay in business, which is weird that they

in business, which is weird that they

in business, which is weird that they even have investors. Who goes on the

even have investors. Who goes on the

even have investors. Who goes on the plane and says, "I should buy stock in

plane and says, "I should buy stock in

plane and says, "I should buy stock in this." I really It's like buying stock

this." I really It's like buying stock

this." I really It's like buying stock in Spirit Airlines. It feels like owning

in Spirit Airlines. It feels like owning

in Spirit Airlines. It feels like owning a painting of a Quiznos. Like, how much

a painting of a Quiznos. Like, how much

a painting of a Quiznos. Like, how much could it ever possibly be worth? This is

could it ever possibly be worth? This is

could it ever possibly be worth? This is the second time Spirit filed for

the second time Spirit filed for

the second time Spirit filed for bankruptcy. And if they file one more

bankruptcy. And if they file one more

bankruptcy. And if they file one more time, they could be the next Republican

time, they could be the next Republican

time, they could be the next Republican president of the United States.

In other uh transportation news, Whimo,

In other uh transportation news, Whimo,

In other uh transportation news, Whimo, you know the cars you see at every

you know the cars you see at every

you know the cars you see at every stoplight in LA, Whimo is adding four

stoplight in LA, Whimo is adding four

stoplight in LA, Whimo is adding four new cities. Uh they're adding Houston,

new cities. Uh they're adding Houston,

new cities. Uh they're adding Houston, Dallas, San Antonio, and Orlando, which

Dallas, San Antonio, and Orlando, which

Dallas, San Antonio, and Orlando, which is going to be good. Driverless cars in

is going to be good. Driverless cars in

is going to be good. Driverless cars in Florida. That is going to blow the meth

Florida. That is going to blow the meth

Florida. That is going to blow the meth right out of their heads. That's going

right out of their heads. That's going

right out of their heads. That's going to be the chief uh safety officer for

to be the chief uh safety officer for

to be the chief uh safety officer for Whimo said that the company's goal is to

Whimo said that the company's goal is to

Whimo said that the company's goal is to make autonomous transportation

make autonomous transportation

make autonomous transportation accessible to people who are unable to

accessible to people who are unable to

accessible to people who are unable to drive themselves, which is pretty much

drive themselves, which is pretty much

drive themselves, which is pretty much everyone in Florida. Um they're going to

everyone in Florida. Um they're going to

everyone in Florida. Um they're going to have to teach those Whimos to drunk

have to teach those Whimos to drunk

have to teach those Whimos to drunk drive themselves is what they're going

drive themselves is what they're going

drive themselves is what they're going to Florida's a lot of fun. And from time

to Florida's a lot of fun. And from time

to Florida's a lot of fun. And from time to time, we like to check in what what's

to time, we like to check in what what's

to time, we like to check in what what's going on in the Sunshine State. And what

going on in the Sunshine State. And what

going on in the Sunshine State. And what you're about to witness is the story of

you're about to witness is the story of

you're about to witness is the story of an arrest that is so Florida. It almost

an arrest that is so Florida. It almost

an arrest that is so Florida. It almost seems like it was created by AI, but it

seems like it was created by AI, but it

seems like it was created by AI, but it wasn't. I promise. This is from real

wasn't. I promise. This is from real

wasn't. I promise. This is from real life in another edition of This Week in

life in another edition of This Week in

life in another edition of This Week in Florida.

>> The couple that lives in this house told

>> The couple that lives in this house told

>> The couple that lives in this house told me a stranger knocked on their door

me a stranger knocked on their door

me a stranger knocked on their door asking to stay for a few days. They told

asking to stay for a few days. They told

asking to stay for a few days. They told him, "Go bother someone else." Instead

him, "Go bother someone else." Instead

him, "Go bother someone else." Instead of leaving, Zriki made his way inside

of leaving, Zriki made his way inside

of leaving, Zriki made his way inside their lai. They called 911 and moments

their lai. They called 911 and moments

their lai. They called 911 and moments later, they heard a slash. The stranger

later, they heard a slash. The stranger

later, they heard a slash. The stranger fell through their pool cover into the

fell through their pool cover into the

fell through their pool cover into the pool, then climbed out of the pool and

pool, then climbed out of the pool and

pool, then climbed out of the pool and knocked on the door.

knocked on the door.

knocked on the door. This time asking for French fries in a

This time asking for French fries in a

This time asking for French fries in a towel.

towel.

towel. >> Was naked?

>> Was naked?

>> Was naked? >> No. No. No.

>> No. No. No.

>> No. No. No. >> Thank God. You don't want to be seeing

>> Thank God. You don't want to be seeing

>> Thank God. You don't want to be seeing them peckers there in your backyard.

them peckers there in your backyard.

them peckers there in your backyard. >> See, local news isn't dead. It's It just

>> See, local news isn't dead. It's It just

>> See, local news isn't dead. It's It just went for a swim. Hey, we got a fun show

went for a swim. Hey, we got a fun show

went for a swim. Hey, we got a fun show tonight. Olympic snowboarder Khloe Kim

tonight. Olympic snowboarder Khloe Kim

tonight. Olympic snowboarder Khloe Kim is HERE WITH US AND WE WILL BE RIGHT

is HERE WITH US AND WE WILL BE RIGHT

is HERE WITH US AND WE WILL BE RIGHT BACK WITH JASON BAIT FROM the ground.