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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,010 --> 00:00:03,810 Thank you very much. Welcome, everybody. Welcome, welcome, welcome to The 2 00:00:03,810 --> 00:00:04,810 Tonight Show. 3 00:00:05,470 --> 00:00:06,409 You're here. 4 00:00:06,410 --> 00:00:09,190 You made it. Thank you for watching at home. 5 00:00:09,410 --> 00:00:13,810 Well, guys, last night, President Trump delivered the State of the Union, and 6 00:00:13,810 --> 00:00:15,350 good news, he just finished. 7 00:00:18,910 --> 00:00:23,830 Yeah. Trump delivered the longest State of the Union address in history, 8 00:00:23,970 --> 00:00:26,590 clocking in at 1 hour and 47 minutes. 9 00:00:28,259 --> 00:00:31,820 I'm not shocked Trump spoke that long. I'm shocked he stood that long. I mean, 10 00:00:31,840 --> 00:00:35,180 by the end, his cankles look like Popeye's arms. 11 00:00:39,020 --> 00:00:42,800 Trump actually broke two records. 12 00:00:43,040 --> 00:00:46,360 Longest date of the union and most time in the same room as Melania. 13 00:00:46,600 --> 00:00:47,600 Isn't that amazing? 14 00:00:48,120 --> 00:00:49,560 Two records last night. 15 00:00:49,800 --> 00:00:50,800 Way to go. 16 00:00:53,060 --> 00:00:56,720 It turns out if you don't play him off with YMCA, he'll just keep going. 17 00:00:57,600 --> 00:00:58,680 Just hum it. Just hum it. 18 00:00:59,760 --> 00:01:02,140 Just get him going. 19 00:01:03,200 --> 00:01:06,500 The speech went on for so long that Marco Rubio had a growth spurt. 20 00:01:10,360 --> 00:01:13,780 But actually, it was a nice change. This time, Trump spoke and everyone else 21 00:01:13,780 --> 00:01:14,780 fell asleep. 22 00:01:15,720 --> 00:01:19,760 Yeah, an hour and 47 minutes, and that's not counting the post -credits scene 23 00:01:19,760 --> 00:01:21,700 where Trump put on the Dr. Doom helmet. 24 00:01:26,000 --> 00:01:28,000 I knew that wasn't going to work, but you know what? 25 00:01:29,700 --> 00:01:32,680 Some of these jokes are just for me, you know? I just think that's funny. 26 00:01:33,060 --> 00:01:36,920 In his speech, Trump declared the country bigger and richer than ever 27 00:01:37,700 --> 00:01:39,700 Then he added, well, at least I am. 28 00:01:40,820 --> 00:01:45,400 During his address, Trump awarded two Purple Hearts, two Medals of Honor, a 29 00:01:45,400 --> 00:01:48,820 Medal of Freedom, and a Legion of Merit. And that was just to himself. 30 00:01:49,300 --> 00:01:50,300 Meanwhile, 31 00:01:51,000 --> 00:01:53,140 Trump never mentioned the Epstein files once. 32 00:01:54,540 --> 00:01:58,340 The Epstein Files were like, that's so rude. We mentioned you 37 ,000 times. 33 00:01:59,980 --> 00:02:01,900 How rude. 34 00:02:05,160 --> 00:02:06,200 How rude. 35 00:02:08,259 --> 00:02:11,560 At one point during the State of the Union, viewers noticed the president's 36 00:02:11,560 --> 00:02:14,640 microphone sounded completely blown out. This is real. Take a look. 37 00:02:15,060 --> 00:02:19,960 To prove that right, here with us tonight is a group of winners who just 38 00:02:19,960 --> 00:02:21,580 the entire nation proud. 39 00:02:22,020 --> 00:02:27,310 The men's... Gold medal Olympic hockey team. Come on in. 40 00:02:29,450 --> 00:02:34,350 Well, here now with more is the man who provided sound for the event, Mike 41 00:02:34,350 --> 00:02:36,070 Hopkins. Mike, welcome to the show. 42 00:02:36,630 --> 00:02:38,590 Hey. Hey, Jimmy. 43 00:02:39,070 --> 00:02:40,150 Oh, yeah. 44 00:02:40,430 --> 00:02:43,730 It's really, it's so, so good to be here, Jimmy. 45 00:02:44,590 --> 00:02:49,070 Sorry. Mike, I think you're having the same issue you had last night. 46 00:02:49,490 --> 00:02:50,490 I don't know. 47 00:02:50,610 --> 00:02:51,610 It sounds good to me. 48 00:02:52,600 --> 00:02:55,000 But, hey, the customer's always right, you know. 49 00:02:55,440 --> 00:03:00,020 Tweaking on the fly, that's what I do. Here we go. Tweaking on the fly. 50 00:03:00,660 --> 00:03:04,480 Okay, thank you. So you did the sound for the State of the Union last night, 51 00:03:04,480 --> 00:03:06,240 that right? Yes. Yes, I did. 52 00:03:07,180 --> 00:03:12,420 The first sound company that they hired was not paid in full, and I wasn't doing 53 00:03:12,420 --> 00:03:15,980 anything, so that's kind of my jam, you know. 54 00:03:16,550 --> 00:03:18,230 Mike's Mike's, always available. 55 00:03:18,550 --> 00:03:19,650 I'm sorry, Mike. 56 00:03:20,750 --> 00:03:24,790 Your sound is still messed up. Oh, hey, no problem, no problem. 57 00:03:24,990 --> 00:03:26,010 Tweaking on the fly. 58 00:03:26,870 --> 00:03:32,430 Just a second here, hold on. Okay, there we go. Okay, now we got it. How are we 59 00:03:32,430 --> 00:03:37,230 doing now? That sounds good to me, just like that. No, that still sounds bad. 60 00:03:37,450 --> 00:03:39,930 Were Trump's people happy with the results last night? 61 00:03:40,650 --> 00:03:43,070 Well, you know, they haven't paid us yet. 62 00:03:43,580 --> 00:03:45,320 But my fingers are crossed. I'm waiting. 63 00:03:45,600 --> 00:03:47,540 Mike, you can't hear that? 64 00:03:48,140 --> 00:03:49,780 Come on, man. Come on. 65 00:03:50,500 --> 00:03:54,760 Jimmy, look, I've been doing sound in Washington, D .C. for 20 years, all 66 00:03:55,260 --> 00:03:56,260 God, you know? 67 00:03:57,320 --> 00:04:03,720 Inaugurations and birthday parties and bar mitzvahs. I did one at a Red 68 00:04:03,840 --> 00:04:04,840 you know? 69 00:04:05,660 --> 00:04:06,660 Wait, wait. 70 00:04:07,120 --> 00:04:07,999 Hold on. 71 00:04:08,000 --> 00:04:10,060 I hear what you mean now. Oh, my God. 72 00:04:10,330 --> 00:04:13,530 My voice sounds really weird. Let me fix that. No, no, no, no, Mike. Actually, 73 00:04:13,550 --> 00:04:15,950 no, that's actually, that was finally good, actually. 74 00:04:40,680 --> 00:04:41,680 You're doing a joke. 75 00:04:43,060 --> 00:04:44,320 Something's really funny, I guess. 76 00:04:44,740 --> 00:04:48,620 The funny thing is, I actually don't own this place. 77 00:04:49,900 --> 00:04:51,800 You know what? Big Mike owns it. 78 00:04:53,100 --> 00:04:54,120 You're not Big Mike? 79 00:04:54,840 --> 00:04:55,940 No, I'm Brown Mike. 80 00:04:58,000 --> 00:05:00,700 There's a lot of Mikes down there. It's very confusing. 81 00:05:01,040 --> 00:05:02,820 All right, thank you, thank you. All right, appreciate it. 82 00:05:12,810 --> 00:05:16,990 Of course, following Trump's address, a lot of lawmakers gave their reactions. 83 00:05:17,310 --> 00:05:20,610 Check out what some of them had to say here. First, Congressman Dale Strong 84 00:05:20,610 --> 00:05:24,250 said, I enjoyed the president's speech. It seemed like the State of the Union 85 00:05:24,250 --> 00:05:25,930 is, well, my last name. 86 00:05:27,550 --> 00:05:31,510 And Congressman Josh Harder said, I didn't like the speech, and frankly, I 87 00:05:31,510 --> 00:05:34,610 the president could be, well, working a lot, well, my last name. 88 00:05:36,669 --> 00:05:40,450 Senator Sheldon Whitehouse said, Trump is dangerous. He doesn't belong anywhere 89 00:05:40,450 --> 00:05:42,350 near the, well, my last name. 90 00:05:49,190 --> 00:05:53,970 Then Congressman Tim Wahlberg said, and he spoke forever. Look at my face. When 91 00:05:53,970 --> 00:05:56,390 he started, I looked like Mark, well, my last name. 92 00:05:58,310 --> 00:06:02,370 Then Congressman Jared Golden said, yeah, he spoke for almost two hours, and 93 00:06:02,370 --> 00:06:06,220 that time I could have rewatched K -Pop Demon Hunters and danced to... Well, my 94 00:06:06,220 --> 00:06:07,220 last name. 95 00:06:07,700 --> 00:06:11,900 Then Congressman Jimmy Petronas said, Trump was up there so long, I tried to 96 00:06:11,900 --> 00:06:15,180 make him go away by yelling, Expecto! Well, my last name. 97 00:06:16,800 --> 00:06:23,460 Then... Then Congresswoman 98 00:06:23,460 --> 00:06:28,260 Maggie Goodlander said, I flew straight home after the speech, and fortunately 99 00:06:28,260 --> 00:06:30,500 my pilot was at, well, my last name. 100 00:06:31,860 --> 00:06:34,360 Congressman August Pfluger said, 101 00:06:35,100 --> 00:06:39,440 I held in a sneeze the whole time, which would have sounded like, huh, huh, huh, 102 00:06:39,580 --> 00:06:40,580 well, my last name. 103 00:06:41,560 --> 00:06:45,700 And then Senator Angus King said, I heard after the speech, Trump hosted a 104 00:06:45,700 --> 00:06:47,520 at Burger, well, my last name. 105 00:06:48,780 --> 00:06:52,880 Congressman Wesley Bell said, hang on, I also saw him eating a taco, well, my 106 00:06:52,880 --> 00:06:53,859 last name. 107 00:06:53,860 --> 00:06:57,540 Then Congressman Andy Barr said, meanwhile, all the Democrats headed 108 00:06:57,540 --> 00:06:59,020 the, well, my last name. 109 00:06:59,740 --> 00:07:00,960 And finally... 110 00:07:01,680 --> 00:07:06,400 Finally, Senator Lisa Blunt Rochester said, screw that, after 10 seconds, 111 00:07:06,440 --> 00:07:08,580 America was ready for, well, my middle name. 112 00:07:09,700 --> 00:07:10,700 Interesting. 113 00:07:11,120 --> 00:07:12,180 Interesting reaction. 114 00:07:17,200 --> 00:07:21,080 Meanwhile, this morning, after his marathon State of the Union, Trump had 115 00:07:21,080 --> 00:07:27,360 hours of executive time, followed by four hours of policy time, which was 116 00:07:27,360 --> 00:07:29,220 followed by tummy time, then nap time. 117 00:07:31,720 --> 00:07:35,440 Finally, everybody, I heard about a 37 -year -old horse in Virginia that was 118 00:07:35,440 --> 00:07:37,020 just named the world's oldest horse. 119 00:07:37,900 --> 00:07:41,000 Yeah, you can tell the horse is old because it has tennis balls on the 120 00:07:41,000 --> 00:07:44,200 its hooves. 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