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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,500 --> 00:00:04,800 - PREVIOUSLY ON THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF BEVERLY HILLS... 2 00:00:04,800 --> 00:00:06,200 - KELSEY IS IN NEW YORK 3 00:00:06,200 --> 00:00:07,370 DOING THE MUSICAL LA CAGE AUX FOLLES, 4 00:00:07,367 --> 00:00:09,567 AND WE WILL BE JOINING HIM THIS SUMMER. 5 00:00:09,567 --> 00:00:10,797 - BYE, BABE! 6 00:00:10,800 --> 00:00:12,570 - BYE! 7 00:00:12,567 --> 00:00:14,227 [sighs] 8 00:00:14,233 --> 00:00:16,433 - OH, MY GOD! 9 00:00:16,433 --> 00:00:17,973 - RUSSELL. 10 00:00:17,967 --> 00:00:19,967 RUSSELL AND I TALKED QUITE A BIT ABOUT GETTING A PUPPY, 11 00:00:19,967 --> 00:00:22,267 AND I THOUGHT WE WERE ON THE SAME PAGE, 12 00:00:22,266 --> 00:00:23,926 BUT OBVIOUSLY I WAS WRONG. 13 00:00:23,934 --> 00:00:25,974 - [laughs] 14 00:00:25,967 --> 00:00:28,697 - CAMILLE SAID, "I'M LEAVING FOR HAWAII." 15 00:00:28,700 --> 00:00:29,970 SO I SAID, "IS KELSEY MEETING YOU?" 16 00:00:29,967 --> 00:00:31,367 SHE SAID, "NO." 17 00:00:31,367 --> 00:00:33,927 - AND THEN SHE CAME OUT WITH A REAL SNIDE COMMENT. 18 00:00:33,934 --> 00:00:36,504 - SHE SAID, "WHY WOULD ANYBODY BE INTERESTED IN YOU 19 00:00:36,500 --> 00:00:37,800 WITHOUT KELSEY THERE?" 20 00:00:37,800 --> 00:00:39,800 - I WOULD NEVER THINK SOMETHING LIKE THAT. 21 00:00:39,800 --> 00:00:42,070 I WOULD NEVER SAY SOMETHING LIKE THAT. 22 00:00:42,066 --> 00:00:43,696 - DON'T THROW JABS AT ME, 23 00:00:43,700 --> 00:00:48,000 BECAUSE I WILL STAND UP FOR MYSELF. 24 00:00:48,000 --> 00:00:49,770 - IT MAY LOOK LIKE I HAVE IT ALL, 25 00:00:49,767 --> 00:00:51,027 BUT I WANT MORE. 26 00:00:53,533 --> 00:00:55,603 - IN BEVERLY HILLS, IT'S WHO YOU KNOW, 27 00:00:55,600 --> 00:00:58,630 AND I KNOW EVERYONE. 28 00:00:58,633 --> 00:01:01,303 - MONEY IS WHAT I HAVE, NOT WHO I AM. 29 00:01:04,033 --> 00:01:06,833 - I WAS A CHILD STAR, BUT NOW MY MOST IMPORTANT ROLE 30 00:01:06,834 --> 00:01:07,934 IS BEING A MOTHER. 31 00:01:10,266 --> 00:01:12,166 - IN A TOWN FULL OF PHONIES, 32 00:01:12,166 --> 00:01:13,466 I'M NOT AFRAID TO BE ME. 33 00:01:15,734 --> 00:01:17,934 - IT'S TIME FOR ME TO COME OUT OF MY HUSBAND'S SHADOW 34 00:01:17,934 --> 00:01:19,974 AND SHINE. 35 00:01:34,800 --> 00:01:37,070 - CEDRIC? - YEAH? 36 00:01:37,066 --> 00:01:39,426 - HEY, MORNING, DARLING. 37 00:01:39,433 --> 00:01:40,703 DO ME A FAVOR. 38 00:01:40,700 --> 00:01:41,970 CAN YOU JUST HELP ME OPEN THAT? 39 00:01:41,967 --> 00:01:42,967 IT'S TRICKY. 40 00:01:42,967 --> 00:01:45,327 TIRED? 41 00:01:45,333 --> 00:01:46,633 - ARE YOU KIDDING ME? 42 00:01:46,633 --> 00:01:48,333 - I KNOW, IT'S TOO EARLY. 43 00:01:48,333 --> 00:01:49,433 BUT IF WE DON'T GET THERE EARLY, 44 00:01:49,433 --> 00:01:50,703 IT'S A HOLIDAY WEEKEND, YOU KNOW? 45 00:01:50,700 --> 00:01:52,430 - YEAH. 46 00:01:52,433 --> 00:01:53,873 - CEDRIC, HE DOES WORK FOR US, 47 00:01:53,867 --> 00:01:55,697 AND IT IS AN UNUSUAL RELATIONSHIP. 48 00:01:55,700 --> 00:01:57,730 HE'S LIKE A MEMBER OF THE FAMILY. 49 00:01:57,734 --> 00:01:59,674 SO SOMETIMES THERE IS THAT DIVIDING LINE 50 00:01:59,667 --> 00:02:01,567 WHICH IS DIFFICULT WHEN I HAVE TO KICK HIS BUTT 51 00:02:01,567 --> 00:02:02,927 OVER SOMETHING AT WORK. 52 00:02:02,934 --> 00:02:04,134 TEA, DARLING? 53 00:02:04,133 --> 00:02:05,533 - YES, PLEASE. - SUGAR? 54 00:02:05,533 --> 00:02:07,273 - THREE SUGARS. 55 00:02:07,266 --> 00:02:08,426 - THREE SUGARS? 56 00:02:08,433 --> 00:02:09,603 - I KNOW, I NEED MY SUGAR FIX IN THE MORNING. 57 00:02:09,600 --> 00:02:10,900 - YOU NEVER HAVE THREE. - I DO. 58 00:02:10,900 --> 00:02:12,730 WHAT DO YOU MEAN, I NEVER HAVE IT? 59 00:02:12,734 --> 00:02:14,434 I DON'T-- WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 60 00:02:14,433 --> 00:02:16,473 I NEED MY SUGAR FIX. 61 00:02:16,467 --> 00:02:17,967 - I GUESS EVENTUALLY HE'S GONNA MOVE OUT, 62 00:02:17,967 --> 00:02:21,967 AND HE WANTS TO GET MARRIED. 63 00:02:21,967 --> 00:02:23,127 HE WANTS CHILDREN. 64 00:02:23,133 --> 00:02:25,903 HE WANTS TO BE A HOUSEWIFE. 65 00:02:25,900 --> 00:02:27,530 CEDRIC, COME ON. 66 00:02:27,533 --> 00:02:28,773 - OKAY, I'M COMING. 67 00:02:28,767 --> 00:02:30,267 I'M COMING, I'M COMING, I'M COMING. 68 00:02:34,900 --> 00:02:37,800 - OKAY, SO WE'RE GONNA GET THE FLOWERS. 69 00:02:37,800 --> 00:02:40,270 WE'RE GONNA GO BACK TO BLANCA. - YEAH. 70 00:02:40,266 --> 00:02:41,926 - DO EVERYTHING PRETTY QUICKLY, 71 00:02:41,934 --> 00:02:45,004 'CAUSE IT OPENS AT, LIKE, 11:30. 72 00:02:46,567 --> 00:02:48,927 HEY, [indistinct]. 73 00:02:48,934 --> 00:02:51,774 - HELLO. - HOW ARE YOU? 74 00:02:51,767 --> 00:02:53,397 THESE FLOWER ARRANGEMENTS, 75 00:02:53,400 --> 00:02:56,630 EVEN THOUGH THEY ARE A GIGANTIC PAIN IN THE ASS, 76 00:02:56,633 --> 00:02:59,173 IT'S REALLY ALL ABOUT THE PRESENTATION. 77 00:02:59,166 --> 00:03:00,866 - THAT'S GOOD. AND THAT. 78 00:03:00,867 --> 00:03:02,967 THAT'S GREAT. IT'S ALL WHITE TODAY. 79 00:03:02,967 --> 00:03:04,467 - GREAT, GREAT. 80 00:03:04,467 --> 00:03:05,767 - I NEED TO KEEP BUSY. 81 00:03:05,767 --> 00:03:08,327 I'M ONE OF THOSE WOMEN, THE LUNCHING AND SHOPPING, 82 00:03:08,333 --> 00:03:10,003 IT'S FUN BUT THAT'S NOT REALLY SOMETHING 83 00:03:10,000 --> 00:03:12,400 I WANT TO SPEND MY TIME OR MY LIFE DOING. 84 00:03:12,400 --> 00:03:13,830 CEDRIC? 85 00:03:13,834 --> 00:03:17,174 BEND OVER. IT'S NOT GONNA HURT A BIT. 86 00:03:17,166 --> 00:03:19,096 - THAT'S WHAT YOU SAID LAST TIME. 87 00:03:19,100 --> 00:03:21,330 - BEND OVER. COME ON, TAKE IT LIKE A MAN. 88 00:03:21,333 --> 00:03:23,333 - ARE YOU TRYING TO SAY SOMETHING, LISA? 89 00:03:23,333 --> 00:03:25,673 DO YOU FIND ME IRRESISTIBLE THIS MORNING OR SOMETHING? 90 00:03:25,667 --> 00:03:27,297 - NO, I DON'T ACTUALLY, CEDRIC. 91 00:03:27,300 --> 00:03:29,130 I'M ONE OF THE VERY FEW PEOPLE THAT DON'T. 92 00:03:29,133 --> 00:03:33,233 - WITH LISA, WE HAVE A VERY CLOSE RELATIONSHIP. 93 00:03:33,233 --> 00:03:34,733 I DON'T HAVE A FAMILY OF MY OWN, 94 00:03:34,734 --> 00:03:37,904 SO I'VE KIND OF ADOPTED THEM TO THEIR DISMAY. 95 00:03:37,900 --> 00:03:39,070 LIKE THIS? 96 00:03:39,066 --> 00:03:40,196 SHE WORKS A LOT, SHE WORKS REALLY HARD, 97 00:03:40,200 --> 00:03:42,530 AND I LEARN FROM WHAT SHE DOES. 98 00:03:42,533 --> 00:03:44,703 - OKAY, NOW IF YOU COULD PUT THIS 99 00:03:44,700 --> 00:03:46,270 ALL THE WAY AROUND THE EDGE. 100 00:03:46,266 --> 00:03:48,066 HE'S, LIKE, BEING A REALLY GOOD STUDENT, 101 00:03:48,066 --> 00:03:49,966 BECAUSE NOW I THINK IF I WENT AWAY 102 00:03:49,967 --> 00:03:53,397 HE COULD ALMOST DO WHAT I DO AT THE RESTAURANT, 103 00:03:53,400 --> 00:03:54,830 WHICH IS GREAT BECAUSE I DO SOMETIMES. 104 00:03:54,834 --> 00:03:56,004 I CAN'T BE THERE ALL THE TIME. 105 00:03:56,000 --> 00:03:58,200 I LOVE IT. I JUST LOVE IT. 106 00:03:58,200 --> 00:04:00,200 I DON'T KNOW WHY I LOVE IT SO MUCH, BUT I DO. 107 00:04:00,200 --> 00:04:01,630 I NEVER GET TIRED OF IT. 108 00:04:01,633 --> 00:04:03,633 - IT LOOKS GREAT. 109 00:04:14,033 --> 00:04:16,903 - WHY DIDN'T YOU GUYS COME WITH US TO HAWAII? 110 00:04:16,900 --> 00:04:17,930 I WAS SO DISAPPOINTED. 111 00:04:17,934 --> 00:04:19,034 I REALLY WANTED YOU AND TRICIA TO GO. 112 00:04:19,033 --> 00:04:20,333 - I'M KNOW. I'M SORRY, WE-- 113 00:04:20,333 --> 00:04:21,573 YOU KNOW, WE'RE BOTH WORKING SO... 114 00:04:21,567 --> 00:04:23,167 - I KNOW. - WE COULDN'T GET AWAY. 115 00:04:23,166 --> 00:04:26,266 AND WE'VE BEEN AWAY FROM THE BABY A LOT, 116 00:04:26,266 --> 00:04:27,726 AND I CAN'T KEEP LEAVING HER. 117 00:04:27,734 --> 00:04:29,404 AND WE'RE GOING TO NEW YORK WITH YOU GUYS TOMORROW. 118 00:04:29,400 --> 00:04:30,770 - YEAH, WE LEAVE FOR NEW YORK. 119 00:04:30,767 --> 00:04:32,627 KELSEY'S IN NEW YORK 120 00:04:32,633 --> 00:04:33,833 DOING THE PLAY LA CAGE AUX FOLLES. 121 00:04:33,834 --> 00:04:35,934 SO I'M VERY EXCITED TO FLY THE LADIES IN 122 00:04:35,934 --> 00:04:37,604 AND MY CLOSE FRIENDS TO SEE THE OPENING. 123 00:04:37,600 --> 00:04:39,730 - WERE THE GUYS OKAY IN VEGAS? 124 00:04:39,734 --> 00:04:41,034 WAS EVERYTHING COOL? 125 00:04:41,033 --> 00:04:42,433 LIKE, WAS IT COOL THAT I SHOWED UP THERE? 126 00:04:42,433 --> 00:04:44,873 WERE THEY JUST LIKE, "WHAT IS THIS GUY?" 127 00:04:44,867 --> 00:04:46,167 - I THINK WHEN YOU FIRST WALKED IN, 128 00:04:46,166 --> 00:04:47,796 EVERYBODY WAS LIKE, "WHY IS HE HERE? 129 00:04:47,800 --> 00:04:49,030 WHO IS THAT?" 130 00:04:49,033 --> 00:04:50,103 - HI, HOW ARE YOU? 131 00:04:50,100 --> 00:04:51,500 - HI. - HI, HOW ARE YOU? 132 00:04:51,500 --> 00:04:53,430 - FINE. - IT'S NICE TO SEE YOU. 133 00:04:53,433 --> 00:04:54,633 - HI. 134 00:04:54,633 --> 00:04:57,133 - I'VE BEEN SO LONELY. 135 00:04:57,133 --> 00:04:59,073 - SO IS--ARE YOU KELSEY? - I'M NOT KELSEY. 136 00:04:59,066 --> 00:05:01,596 [laughter] 137 00:05:01,600 --> 00:05:03,230 - IT WAS FUN. - IT WAS FUN. 138 00:05:03,233 --> 00:05:04,703 HOW IS EVERYONE GETTING ALONG? 139 00:05:04,700 --> 00:05:07,600 - KYLE AND I JUST HAD A LITTLE TIFF. 140 00:05:09,133 --> 00:05:11,603 SHE SAID SOMETHING I THOUGHT WAS A LITTLE DEMEANING. 141 00:05:11,600 --> 00:05:13,600 SHE REALLY STARTED QUESTIONING ME A LOT. 142 00:05:13,600 --> 00:05:17,730 I FELT LIKE I WAS BEING INTERROGATED BY HER. 143 00:05:17,734 --> 00:05:19,234 AND IT WASN'T JUST ONE QUESTION. 144 00:05:19,233 --> 00:05:21,003 "OH, WHERE ARE YOU GOING FOR SPRING BREAK?" 145 00:05:21,000 --> 00:05:22,630 IT KEPT GOING AND GOING. 146 00:05:22,633 --> 00:05:25,503 SHE SAID, "WHY WOULD ANYBODY BE INTERESTED IN BEING WITH YOU 147 00:05:25,500 --> 00:05:27,000 WITHOUT KELSEY THERE?" 148 00:05:27,000 --> 00:05:31,030 AND I THOUGHT, OUCH, WOW. AM I THAT INVISIBLE? 149 00:05:31,033 --> 00:05:33,073 IS IT ALL ABOUT KELSEY? 150 00:05:33,066 --> 00:05:35,826 WELL, I HAVEN'T SEEN KYLE SINCE THAT LAST RUN-IN, 151 00:05:35,834 --> 00:05:37,774 AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT KYLE'S GONNA BE LIKE. 152 00:05:37,767 --> 00:05:40,267 THING IS I JUST DIDN'T EXPECT HER 153 00:05:40,266 --> 00:05:42,326 TO ASK ME SO MANY QUESTIONS AND COME AFTER ME 154 00:05:42,333 --> 00:05:46,433 ABOUT MY VACATION WITH MY KIDS TO HAWAII. 155 00:05:46,433 --> 00:05:49,633 IT JUST--I JUST DIDN'T EXPECT THAT. 156 00:05:49,633 --> 00:05:51,033 AND I WAS JUST STANDING UP FOR MYSELF. 157 00:05:51,033 --> 00:05:52,633 - WELL, HAVE YOU GUYS TALKED ABOUT IT? 158 00:05:52,633 --> 00:05:54,333 HAVE YOU CALLED AND SAID, "HEY, I'M SO SORRY," OR-- 159 00:05:54,333 --> 00:05:56,873 - I STILL FEEL A LITTLE UNEASY ABOUT IT. 160 00:05:56,867 --> 00:06:00,127 AND WE'LL SEE WHAT HAPPENS IN NEW YORK. 161 00:06:10,633 --> 00:06:11,933 [doorbell chimes] 162 00:06:16,934 --> 00:06:18,534 - HI. - HI, HOW ARE YOU? 163 00:06:18,533 --> 00:06:21,303 - HOW ARE YOU? GOOD TO SEE YOU. 164 00:06:21,300 --> 00:06:24,100 - GOOD TO SEE YOU, HONEY. - THANKS FOR PICKING ME UP. 165 00:06:24,100 --> 00:06:26,000 - [gasps] WHO IS THIS? 166 00:06:26,000 --> 00:06:27,830 - THIS IS SNOWBALL, APPARENTLY. 167 00:06:27,834 --> 00:06:30,574 - OH, EVERY KID NAMES THEIR WHITE DOG "SNOWBALL." 168 00:06:30,567 --> 00:06:32,497 I'VE HAD A SNOWBALL OR TWO. 169 00:06:32,500 --> 00:06:34,630 OH, MY GOSH, SHE'S SO SWEET. 170 00:06:34,633 --> 00:06:36,573 DID YOU JUST GET HER? - YES. 171 00:06:36,567 --> 00:06:38,367 KENNEDY GOT HIM FOR HER BIRTHDAY 172 00:06:38,367 --> 00:06:40,027 FROM HER FATHER. - OH, HE'S SO CUTE. 173 00:06:40,033 --> 00:06:41,373 HI. 174 00:06:41,367 --> 00:06:43,197 - THAT'S A WHOLE NOTHER STORY. THAT'S KENNEDY. 175 00:06:43,200 --> 00:06:44,330 THIS IS KYLE. 176 00:06:44,333 --> 00:06:46,773 - LOOK HOW CUTE YOU ARE WITH YOUR PINK TUTU. 177 00:06:46,767 --> 00:06:48,267 SO CUTE. 178 00:06:48,266 --> 00:06:51,226 - I KNEW THAT I DID NOT HAVE TIME FOR A PUPPY. 179 00:06:51,233 --> 00:06:52,733 I KNEW IT WOULD BECOME MY RESPONSIBILITY. 180 00:06:52,734 --> 00:06:54,774 AND NOW EVERYTHING I DO REVOLVES AROUND THIS DOG. 181 00:06:54,767 --> 00:06:56,497 THIS IS EXACTLY WHY I DID NOT WANT A DOG. 182 00:06:56,500 --> 00:06:58,430 WELL, ALL RIGHT, WHAT ARE WE GONNA GO LOOK AT TODAY? 183 00:06:58,433 --> 00:06:59,933 SOME DRESSES? 184 00:06:59,934 --> 00:07:01,274 IS THAT WHAT YOU'RE GONNA WEAR TO THE PREMIERE? 185 00:07:01,266 --> 00:07:02,966 - I'M LOOKING FORWARD TO GOING SHOPPING WITH TAYLOR 186 00:07:02,967 --> 00:07:04,867 AND FINDING SOME CLOTHES FOR NEW YORK. 187 00:07:04,867 --> 00:07:07,797 EVEN THOUGH CAMILLE AND I ARE NOT GETTING ALONG THAT WELL, 188 00:07:07,800 --> 00:07:09,170 I'M EXCITED TO GO, 189 00:07:09,166 --> 00:07:11,896 AND I COULD ALWAYS USE A LITTLE RETAIL THERAPY. 190 00:07:11,900 --> 00:07:13,770 - IT'S ALWAYS HARD TO LEAVE THEM 191 00:07:13,767 --> 00:07:16,497 ON A DAY WHEN THEY DON'T HAVE SCHOOL, YOU KNOW? 192 00:07:16,500 --> 00:07:18,100 - I KNOW, YOU FEEL GUILTY, RIGHT? 193 00:07:18,100 --> 00:07:19,430 - YES. - BUT THEY LOVE IT. 194 00:07:19,433 --> 00:07:21,873 IT'S GOOD FOR THEM TO HAVE TIME WITH THEIR DADS TOO. 195 00:07:21,867 --> 00:07:23,197 - I KNOW, I MEAN, IT'S JUST LUNCH, 196 00:07:23,200 --> 00:07:24,670 SO THEY'LL PROBABLY BOTH SURVIVE. 197 00:07:24,667 --> 00:07:26,297 - I THINK THEY'LL SURVIVE. 198 00:07:26,300 --> 00:07:28,300 ALTHOUGH YOU NEVER KNOW. MY HUSBAND-- 199 00:07:28,300 --> 00:07:29,630 - WHAT SCARES ME IS WHAT SHE WILL PROBABLY 200 00:07:29,633 --> 00:07:31,133 BE EATING FOR LUNCH. 201 00:07:31,133 --> 00:07:33,203 - THAT'S FUNNY. 202 00:07:44,633 --> 00:07:45,833 HI THERE. - HI. 203 00:07:45,834 --> 00:07:47,034 - HEY, NONY. 204 00:07:47,033 --> 00:07:48,603 - HOW ARE YOU? - GOOD TO SEE YOU, SWEETHEART. 205 00:07:48,600 --> 00:07:49,930 - GOOD TO SEE YOU. THIS IS TAYLOR. 206 00:07:49,934 --> 00:07:51,434 - HI. - THIS IS NONY. 207 00:07:51,433 --> 00:07:53,333 THIS IS HER STORE. - PLEASURE, WELCOME. 208 00:07:53,333 --> 00:07:55,773 - THANK YOU FOR HAVING US. - ANYTIME. 209 00:07:55,767 --> 00:07:57,327 - WE'RE IN HERE TO LOOK CUTE, 210 00:07:57,333 --> 00:07:59,573 'CAUSE WE'RE GOING TO NEW YORK FOR A PREMIERE 211 00:07:59,567 --> 00:08:02,897 OF OUR FRIEND'S HUSBAND, AND WE WANT SOME CUTE DRESSES. 212 00:08:02,900 --> 00:08:04,870 - I THINK WE CAN FIND A FEW IN HERE. 213 00:08:04,867 --> 00:08:06,397 - I'M SURE WE CAN. 214 00:08:06,400 --> 00:08:08,870 NONY, WHO OWNS THE STORE, ALSO HELPS ME WITH MY CLOTHING. 215 00:08:08,867 --> 00:08:10,497 SHE'S A GREAT DESIGNER AND STYLIST. 216 00:08:10,500 --> 00:08:13,630 SOME WOMEN IN BEVERLY HILLS USE A STYLIST EVERY DAY. 217 00:08:13,633 --> 00:08:17,303 I ONLY DO WHEN I HAVE TO LOOK EXTRA FABULOUS. 218 00:08:17,300 --> 00:08:18,700 YOU COULD JUST WEAR THIS WITH A LITTLE BLOUSE 219 00:08:18,700 --> 00:08:21,200 FOR THE PREMIERE. - YEAH. 220 00:08:21,200 --> 00:08:23,170 - TRUST ME, I'M TRYING TO MAKE YOU LOOK GOOD. 221 00:08:23,166 --> 00:08:24,396 [laughter] 222 00:08:24,400 --> 00:08:26,870 - KYLE, I'M STARTING NOT TO TRUST YOU. 223 00:08:26,867 --> 00:08:28,067 KYLE, DO YOU THINK IT WILL BE WEIRD 224 00:08:28,066 --> 00:08:29,466 THAT WE'RE IN NEW YORK WITHOUT OUR HUSBANDS 225 00:08:29,467 --> 00:08:30,497 AND I HAVE SOMEBODY ELSE'S HANDS ALL OVER ME? 226 00:08:30,500 --> 00:08:31,530 - I KNOW, I SAID-- 227 00:08:31,533 --> 00:08:33,103 I SAID I THINK IT'S ADORABLE 228 00:08:33,100 --> 00:08:34,330 BUT IT SENDS THE WRONG MESSAGE. 229 00:08:34,333 --> 00:08:35,833 - ESPECIALLY ONE RIGHT THERE. 230 00:08:35,834 --> 00:08:37,104 - LET'S START TRYING STUFF ON. 231 00:08:37,100 --> 00:08:38,270 - OKAY, LET'S DO IT. 232 00:08:49,200 --> 00:08:50,670 - HI. - HI. 233 00:08:50,667 --> 00:08:53,397 - HOW ARE YOU? - GOOD. HOW ARE YOU? 234 00:08:53,400 --> 00:08:54,870 - I DON'T KNOW, EVERY TIME I'M IN NEW YORK 235 00:08:54,867 --> 00:08:57,697 I END UP WEARING BLACK, BLACK, BLACK, BLACK. 236 00:08:57,700 --> 00:08:59,100 - I'M ALWAYS IN BLACK TOO. 237 00:08:59,100 --> 00:09:01,630 - I'M SICK OF BLACK. 238 00:09:01,633 --> 00:09:03,533 CHECK THESE OUT. THESE ARE REALLY CUTE. 239 00:09:03,533 --> 00:09:05,433 - THOSE ARE REALLY CUTE. I LIKE THOSE. 240 00:09:05,433 --> 00:09:06,473 - YEAH. 241 00:09:06,467 --> 00:09:08,397 HAVE YOU EVEN STARTED PACKING YET? 242 00:09:08,400 --> 00:09:13,370 I'LL PROBABLY DO IT MIDNIGHT THE NIGHT BEFORE. 243 00:09:13,367 --> 00:09:15,767 - I ACTUALLY-- I DID LAY OUT SOME STUFF, 244 00:09:15,767 --> 00:09:18,767 BECAUSE I WANTED WHITNEY TO HELP ME A LITTLE BIT. 245 00:09:18,767 --> 00:09:19,797 - YEAH. 246 00:09:19,800 --> 00:09:20,930 - KYLE AND I ARE JUST VERY DIFFERENT. 247 00:09:20,934 --> 00:09:22,804 KYLE HAS A LOT OF GOOD FRIENDS. 248 00:09:22,800 --> 00:09:24,300 I DON'T. 249 00:09:24,300 --> 00:09:26,630 I PICK MY FRIENDS CAREFULLY. 250 00:09:26,633 --> 00:09:28,173 BUT THERE'S SOMETHING ABOUT ADRIENNE, 251 00:09:28,166 --> 00:09:29,896 I FEEL A REAL CONNECTION WITH HER. 252 00:09:29,900 --> 00:09:32,230 ADRIENNE IS ABOUT FAMILY. 253 00:09:32,233 --> 00:09:33,773 I'M THE SAME WAY. 254 00:09:33,767 --> 00:09:35,627 - OH, THAT LOOKS GOOD ON YOU. 255 00:09:35,633 --> 00:09:36,973 YOU LOOK GOOD. 256 00:09:36,967 --> 00:09:38,467 - YOU THINK? - YES. 257 00:09:38,467 --> 00:09:41,367 - REALLY? - OH, YES. 258 00:09:41,367 --> 00:09:43,727 - OOH. 259 00:09:43,734 --> 00:09:45,204 OOH. 260 00:09:45,200 --> 00:09:47,870 I FEEL SO MATURE. 261 00:09:47,867 --> 00:09:48,927 - THIS IS PRETTY. 262 00:09:48,934 --> 00:09:51,034 - I THINK IT'S GREAT ON YOU. 263 00:09:51,033 --> 00:09:53,473 - NO, THIS IS LIKE-- I NEED IMPLANTS FOR THIS. 264 00:09:53,467 --> 00:09:57,527 I NEED TO BE LIKE THIS AND LIKE THIS. 265 00:09:59,967 --> 00:10:01,397 - I DON'T WEAR A LOT OF BOWS. 266 00:10:01,400 --> 00:10:03,200 - MAYBE SOMETHING TO EDGE IT UP A LITTLE BIT? 267 00:10:03,200 --> 00:10:05,370 - OKAY, LET'S PUT A LEATHER BELT ON IT THEN. 268 00:10:05,367 --> 00:10:08,067 - I HAD A LOT OF FUN SHOPPING WITH TAYLOR. 269 00:10:08,066 --> 00:10:10,566 SHE'S MAYBE SKINNY, MAYBE, LIKE, A TRIPLE-ZERO. 270 00:10:10,567 --> 00:10:13,797 AND I'M, LIKE, A TWO-FOUR, WHICH IS HUGE, 271 00:10:13,800 --> 00:10:15,500 BEVERLY HILLS STANDARDS. 272 00:10:15,500 --> 00:10:17,270 I'VE GOT, LIKE, BRA CHUBB. 273 00:10:17,266 --> 00:10:19,526 - NO, YOU DON'T. - YES, I DO. 274 00:10:19,533 --> 00:10:21,403 - LOOK AT THIS. 275 00:10:21,400 --> 00:10:23,370 [phone rings] - OH, MY PHONE. 276 00:10:23,367 --> 00:10:25,127 [ringing continues] 277 00:10:27,367 --> 00:10:29,427 - THAT'S CUTE. - IT IS CUTE. 278 00:10:29,433 --> 00:10:31,533 - HELLO? 279 00:10:31,533 --> 00:10:34,433 YEAH. 280 00:10:34,433 --> 00:10:37,973 [gasps] OH, YOU'RE KIDDING ME. 281 00:10:37,967 --> 00:10:42,397 TODAY? JUST NOW? 282 00:10:42,400 --> 00:10:46,670 OKAY, LET ME-- OKAY, I'M ON MY WAY HOME. 283 00:10:46,667 --> 00:10:49,297 I'LL BE THERE IN A MINUTE. 284 00:10:49,300 --> 00:10:50,500 - WHAT HAPPENED? - BYE. 285 00:10:50,500 --> 00:10:53,270 - WHAT HAPPENED? - MY MOM'S--UM, OOH. 286 00:10:53,266 --> 00:10:55,766 - YOUR MOM WHAT? - I GOTTA GO. 287 00:10:55,767 --> 00:10:58,167 - MY MOM'S BROTHER JUST DIED, MY UNCLE. 288 00:10:58,166 --> 00:10:59,596 - RIGHT NOW? 289 00:10:59,600 --> 00:11:01,230 - YEAH, THAT'S--MY BROTHER'S BEEN TRYING TO CALL ME. 290 00:11:01,233 --> 00:11:03,473 OH, I FEEL REALLY BAD. 291 00:11:03,467 --> 00:11:05,697 - OH, MY GOD. - OH, MY GOD. 292 00:11:05,700 --> 00:11:07,370 SO I GOTTA GO. - OH, MY GOD, I'M SO SORRY. 293 00:11:10,367 --> 00:11:12,197 SHE KEPT SAYING, "IT'S NOT ME THAT I'M WORRIED ABOUT. 294 00:11:12,200 --> 00:11:14,230 IT'S MY MOM." 295 00:11:14,233 --> 00:11:15,933 BUT IT WAS HER. 296 00:11:15,934 --> 00:11:17,274 I SAW IT. 297 00:11:17,266 --> 00:11:21,126 - [sighs] - OH. 298 00:11:21,133 --> 00:11:23,003 - SO I'M GONNA-- I'M GONNA ACTUALLY LEAVE. 299 00:11:23,000 --> 00:11:24,330 - OKAY. OKAY, BYE. 300 00:11:24,333 --> 00:11:26,303 I'M SO SORRY. OKAY, ALL RIGHT. 301 00:11:26,300 --> 00:11:28,130 - THANKS. 302 00:11:37,834 --> 00:11:39,274 - COMING UP... 303 00:11:39,266 --> 00:11:41,596 - AND WHEN I SIMPLY TOUCH YOUR HANDS 304 00:11:41,600 --> 00:11:44,200 AND I SAY THE WORDS "LET GO," 305 00:11:44,200 --> 00:11:45,570 LET THE HANDS DROP RIGHT ONTO YOUR LAP. 306 00:11:45,567 --> 00:11:46,897 LET GO! HANDS DROPPING DOWN. 307 00:11:46,900 --> 00:11:49,600 LOWER JAW RELAXING. ERASED, ERASED. 308 00:12:00,567 --> 00:12:02,727 - AM I THE ONLY ONE DRINKING WINE? 309 00:12:02,734 --> 00:12:05,504 - NO, CAMILLE'S DRINKING WINE. I'M DRINKING BEER. 310 00:12:05,500 --> 00:12:08,000 - THIS IS TO OUR TRIP TO NEW YORK. 311 00:12:08,000 --> 00:12:09,470 HERE, CHEERS. - AND SUCCESS. 312 00:12:09,467 --> 00:12:11,997 - OUR SUCCESSFUL, SAFE JOURNEY TO NEW YORK. 313 00:12:12,000 --> 00:12:13,770 - WHOO-HOO. - WHOO-HOO! 314 00:12:13,767 --> 00:12:16,427 - I'M GONNA SIT BY TRISH. 315 00:12:16,433 --> 00:12:18,333 - YEAH, LET HIM SIT NEXT TO ME SO I CAN FLIRT WITH HIM. 316 00:12:18,333 --> 00:12:20,603 I KNOW THAT'S-- - NO, THIS IS PERFECT. 317 00:12:20,600 --> 00:12:22,400 YOU KNOW I'M ALWAYS HAPPY TO LEND YOU MY HUSBAND 318 00:12:22,400 --> 00:12:23,900 WHEN YOURS ISN'T AROUND. 319 00:12:23,900 --> 00:12:25,530 - WE HAVE AN UNDERSTANDING. 320 00:12:25,533 --> 00:12:26,903 - EXACTLY. 321 00:12:26,900 --> 00:12:28,300 - THAT'S HOW WE ROLL. 322 00:12:28,300 --> 00:12:29,430 IF THEY ONLY KNEW. 323 00:12:29,433 --> 00:12:30,673 - [indistinct] 324 00:12:30,667 --> 00:12:32,097 - IT'S ADRIENNE. OH, MY GOD. 325 00:12:32,100 --> 00:12:34,330 ADRIENNE'S UNCLE PASSED AWAY. ADRIENNE. 326 00:12:34,333 --> 00:12:36,303 - HI, HONEY. 327 00:12:36,300 --> 00:12:38,500 - I'M SO SORRY. 328 00:12:38,500 --> 00:12:40,230 OH, MY GOD. I'M SO SORRY. 329 00:12:40,233 --> 00:12:42,773 - NO, I FEEL TERRIBLE THAT I'M NOT GONNA BE THERE. 330 00:12:42,767 --> 00:12:44,367 - NO, I'M SORRY FOR YOU. 331 00:12:44,367 --> 00:12:46,627 OH, MY GOD, NO, PLEASE DON'T APOLOGIZE. 332 00:12:46,633 --> 00:12:48,003 WE COMPLETELY UNDERSTAND. 333 00:12:48,000 --> 00:12:50,970 - IT'S KIND OF SHOCKING TOO. 334 00:12:50,967 --> 00:12:53,297 ACTUALLY, YOU KNOW, THAT HE PASSED AWAY SO SUDDENLY. 335 00:12:53,300 --> 00:12:55,400 AND I'M REALLY SORRY, BUT I KNOW IT'LL BE WONDERFUL. 336 00:12:55,400 --> 00:12:56,530 KELSEY WILL BE GREAT. 337 00:12:56,533 --> 00:12:57,903 AND WE MISS YOU AND WE LOVE YOU. 338 00:12:57,900 --> 00:13:00,170 AND THANKS FOR BEING UNDERSTANDING. 339 00:13:00,166 --> 00:13:02,326 AND, YOU KNOW, ALL THE GIRLS WILL BE OUT THERE, 340 00:13:02,333 --> 00:13:04,003 SO I'M SURE YOU'LL HAVE A WONDERFUL TIME. 341 00:13:04,000 --> 00:13:05,470 PLEASE GIVE KELSEY MY LOVE. 342 00:13:05,467 --> 00:13:07,297 - BYE-BYE. - THANKS, BYE. 343 00:13:07,300 --> 00:13:09,000 [phone beeps] 344 00:13:09,000 --> 00:13:10,830 - I FEEL SO TERRIBLE. 345 00:13:10,834 --> 00:13:13,734 - THAT'S AWFUL. - OH, MY GOD. 346 00:13:13,734 --> 00:13:14,834 NICOLE, YOU WANT TO TAKE THAT? 347 00:13:14,834 --> 00:13:16,134 THANK YOU. 348 00:13:16,133 --> 00:13:17,733 THE PAST TWO WEEKS, 349 00:13:17,734 --> 00:13:19,234 THE ODDEST THINGS HAVE BEEN HAPPENING. 350 00:13:19,233 --> 00:13:20,973 SO SOMETHING WITH THE MOON. 351 00:13:20,967 --> 00:13:23,027 THE FULL MOON WAS TWO WEEKS AGO, SO-- 352 00:13:23,033 --> 00:13:24,503 - MERCURY, WASN'T IT? 353 00:13:24,500 --> 00:13:26,200 - OH, MERCURY'S BACK IN RETROGRADE? 354 00:13:26,200 --> 00:13:28,670 THAT'S BAD FOR VIRGOS, AND I'M A VIRGO, 355 00:13:28,667 --> 00:13:30,497 SO THAT STINKS, RIGHT? 356 00:13:30,500 --> 00:13:32,300 SCOTT'S A VIRGO. 357 00:13:32,300 --> 00:13:35,370 THAT MEANS, UH, TOUGH TIMES FOR US. 358 00:13:35,367 --> 00:13:37,027 [laughter] 359 00:13:37,033 --> 00:13:38,273 OH, MY GOD. - HERE, BOOZE IT UP. 360 00:13:38,266 --> 00:13:39,926 - BOOZE IT UP. 361 00:13:39,934 --> 00:13:42,274 - YEAH, PLEASE, SOME MORE CHARDONNAY'S PRETTY GOOD. 362 00:13:42,266 --> 00:13:44,626 WHEN ADRIENNE GAVE ME THE NEWS ABOUT HER UNCLE, 363 00:13:44,633 --> 00:13:45,933 I JUST FELT SO BAD FOR HER AND HER FAMILY 364 00:13:45,934 --> 00:13:47,104 'CAUSE I KNOW THEY WERE SO CLOSE, 365 00:13:47,100 --> 00:13:48,870 BUT THEN I ALSO THOUGHT TO MYSELF, 366 00:13:48,867 --> 00:13:51,727 OH, I JUST HOPE NOTHING ELSE GOES WRONG. 367 00:13:51,734 --> 00:13:53,434 LET'S DRINK TO LIFE AND GOOD TIMES 368 00:13:53,433 --> 00:13:55,403 AND HAPPINESS. 369 00:13:55,400 --> 00:13:56,870 - CARL, THANKS FOR COOKING FOR US. 370 00:13:56,867 --> 00:13:59,027 - I KNOW, TO CARL! - THANK YOU. 371 00:13:59,033 --> 00:14:01,973 - THIS IS WHY I LOVE HAVING CARL AROUND. 372 00:14:15,000 --> 00:14:16,330 - HELLO? 373 00:14:16,333 --> 00:14:17,703 - OH, HI. 374 00:14:17,700 --> 00:14:19,130 - WHAT ARE YOU DOING? ARE YOU IN THE CUPBOARD? 375 00:14:19,133 --> 00:14:20,903 - I WAS JUST GETTING THE BABY SOMETHING TO EAT. 376 00:14:20,900 --> 00:14:22,570 SHE WON'T EAT HER BREAKFAST. HELLO, HOW ARE YOU? 377 00:14:22,567 --> 00:14:23,897 - HOW ARE YOU? I'M GOOD. 378 00:14:23,900 --> 00:14:25,600 IS HE HERE YET? - NO. 379 00:14:25,600 --> 00:14:27,470 - ARE YOU OKAY? 380 00:14:27,467 --> 00:14:28,697 - WHAT HAVE YOU GOTTEN ME INTO? 381 00:14:28,700 --> 00:14:31,130 I FEEL LIKE YOU'RE DOING THIS TO SABOTAGE ME. 382 00:14:31,133 --> 00:14:32,603 I'VE KNOWN LISA FOR A LONG TIME, 383 00:14:32,600 --> 00:14:35,470 AND SHE ALWAYS LOVES TO TEASE ME 384 00:14:35,467 --> 00:14:37,367 ABOUT MY FEAR OF FLYING. 385 00:14:37,367 --> 00:14:39,927 SO SHE SUGGESTED THAT I SEE THIS HYPNOTHERAPIST 386 00:14:39,934 --> 00:14:41,474 BEFORE FLYING TO NEW YORK. 387 00:14:41,467 --> 00:14:43,667 - SHE'S A PAIN IN THE BUTT WHEN IT COMES TO FLYING. 388 00:14:46,000 --> 00:14:49,270 - HOLY [bleep]. WHY IS THAT HAPPENING? 389 00:14:49,266 --> 00:14:50,966 - THE WHEELS ARE GOING UP. 390 00:14:50,967 --> 00:14:52,827 - WELL, WHAT ARE YOU SCARED ABOUT? 391 00:14:52,834 --> 00:14:54,174 THAT YOU'LL BE OUT OF CONTROL? 392 00:14:54,166 --> 00:14:55,826 SEE, THAT'S YOU, ISN'T IT? 393 00:14:55,834 --> 00:14:57,204 YOU DON'T LIKE TO BE OUT OF CONTROL. 394 00:14:57,200 --> 00:14:58,300 - MOMMY! 395 00:14:58,300 --> 00:15:00,130 - I'M JUST SCARED THAT-- 396 00:15:00,133 --> 00:15:01,373 I DON'T KNOW, I DON'T LIKE BEING-- 397 00:15:01,367 --> 00:15:03,097 YEAH, I DON'T LIKE BEING OUT OF CONTROL. 398 00:15:03,100 --> 00:15:05,870 - I DID MENTION TO HER TO SEE THIS HYPNOTIST. 399 00:15:05,867 --> 00:15:07,327 AND I SAID, "YOU'LL BE, YOU KNOW, 400 00:15:07,333 --> 00:15:09,703 STANDING ON THE WINGS BY THE TIME HE'S FINISHED WITH YOU." 401 00:15:09,700 --> 00:15:11,930 LOOK, I DON'T WANT TO GO ON ALL THESE TRIPS WITH YOU, 402 00:15:11,934 --> 00:15:13,734 CLUTCHING, DIGGING YOUR NAILS INTO MY HAND, OKAY? 403 00:15:13,734 --> 00:15:15,874 WE'VE GOT ANOTHER ONE THIS WEEKEND. 404 00:15:15,867 --> 00:15:17,927 - AHH! - NO, NO-- 405 00:15:17,934 --> 00:15:20,074 - DO YOU LIKE THE WAY I PUT MY FEET ON THE CEILING? 406 00:15:20,066 --> 00:15:22,166 - NO, I DON'T LIKE THAT. - IT MAKES ME FEEL SAFER. 407 00:15:22,166 --> 00:15:23,326 - WE'RE GONNA GO FOR IT. 408 00:15:23,333 --> 00:15:25,033 [doorbell chimes] 409 00:15:25,033 --> 00:15:27,333 - I'M GONNA KILL YOU. I'M GONNA KILL YOU. 410 00:15:27,333 --> 00:15:29,203 - THIS ISN'T HIM. 411 00:15:29,200 --> 00:15:31,100 HE'S A SALESMAN. 412 00:15:31,100 --> 00:15:32,830 THAT'S NOT HIM. KIDDING. 413 00:15:32,834 --> 00:15:34,234 - HI, I'M HYPNOTHERAPIST TOM SILVER. 414 00:15:34,233 --> 00:15:35,273 - HI, HOW ARE YOU? 415 00:15:35,266 --> 00:15:38,466 - NICE TO MEET YOU. I'M SORRY, COME ON IN. 416 00:15:38,467 --> 00:15:40,297 - IT'S GONNA BE FINE. SHE'S A LITTLE SCARED. 417 00:15:40,300 --> 00:15:42,530 - WELL, I'LL EXPLAIN THE WHOLE SCIENCE AND EVERYTHING 418 00:15:42,533 --> 00:15:44,033 BEFORE WE BEGIN. 419 00:15:44,033 --> 00:15:45,173 - LET ME JUST HAVE A LITTLE TALK WITH HIM FIRST. 420 00:15:45,166 --> 00:15:46,766 - NO, NO, ABSOLUTELY NOT. 421 00:15:46,767 --> 00:15:48,227 NO, NO, NO. 422 00:15:48,233 --> 00:15:49,733 THERE'LL BE NO SECRETS HERE TODAY. 423 00:15:49,734 --> 00:15:52,804 - I MEAN, I WAS UP TO NO GOOD. 424 00:15:52,800 --> 00:15:54,670 I WANTED TO HAVE HER, WHEN THEY SAID FASTEN THE SEAT BELTS, 425 00:15:54,667 --> 00:15:55,797 QUACK LIKE A DUCK. [dog barks] 426 00:15:55,800 --> 00:15:57,230 NOT BARK LIKE A DOG. 427 00:15:57,233 --> 00:15:59,733 - WHAT I WANNA DO IS I'M GONNA PUT THIS E.E.G. ON YOU 428 00:15:59,734 --> 00:16:02,434 JUST TO SEE HOW RECEPTIVE YOU BEFORE WE DO THE HYPNOSIS, OKAY? 429 00:16:02,433 --> 00:16:03,473 - AN E.E.G.? 430 00:16:03,467 --> 00:16:04,797 - ELECTROENCEPHALOGRAPH, 431 00:16:04,800 --> 00:16:05,930 BRAIN WAVE FREQUENCY MONITORING DEVICE. 432 00:16:05,934 --> 00:16:07,174 - NOT LIKE AN E.K.G. - NO, NO. 433 00:16:07,166 --> 00:16:10,926 NOW THIS HAS A LITTLE ELECTRODE, 434 00:16:10,934 --> 00:16:12,634 WHICH IS NO ELECTRICAL CURRENT. 435 00:16:12,633 --> 00:16:14,133 IT'S NOT LIKE THE OLD DAYS. 436 00:16:14,133 --> 00:16:16,603 YOU KNOW, SO YOU JUST FEEL CALM AND RELAXED. 437 00:16:16,600 --> 00:16:18,700 - WHERE DOES THAT GO? 438 00:16:18,700 --> 00:16:19,830 - THIS IS GONNA GO ON YOUR FOREHEAD. 439 00:16:19,834 --> 00:16:21,104 - OH, OKAY. - OKAY. 440 00:16:21,100 --> 00:16:22,970 - I WAS THINKING, OKAY, IS THIS GUY KOSHER? 441 00:16:22,967 --> 00:16:24,397 THIS ISN'T WHAT I SIGNED UP FOR. 442 00:16:24,400 --> 00:16:25,770 I THOUGHT, WHAT, HAS HE COME TO GIVE US 443 00:16:25,767 --> 00:16:27,427 ELECTRIC SHOCK TREATMENT OR SOMETHING? 444 00:16:27,433 --> 00:16:28,733 - CAN YOU MOVE YOUR HAIR BACK A LITTLE BIT? 445 00:16:28,734 --> 00:16:30,104 THANKS. 446 00:16:30,100 --> 00:16:31,700 - NOW I'M SCARED, BECAUSE OSTENSIBLY 447 00:16:31,700 --> 00:16:33,500 I'M RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS. 448 00:16:33,500 --> 00:16:35,300 - ARE YOU BEING SERIOUS RIGHT NOW? 449 00:16:35,300 --> 00:16:37,070 - I'M SERIOUS. - I'M GONNA KILL YOU, LISA. 450 00:16:37,066 --> 00:16:38,566 - OKAY. 451 00:16:38,567 --> 00:16:39,827 - IT'S GONNA BE GOOD. - THIS IS A SCIENCE. 452 00:16:39,834 --> 00:16:41,634 - ALL THE WAY TO NEW YORK HAVING TO GET-- 453 00:16:41,633 --> 00:16:43,303 - DO I HAVE TO WEAR THIS TO NEW YORK? 454 00:16:43,300 --> 00:16:45,070 - NO, NO, BUT CAN WE PUT THIS AROUND? 455 00:16:45,066 --> 00:16:46,666 LOOK AT THIS, LOOK AT ALL THIS EMOTION GOING ON. 456 00:16:46,667 --> 00:16:49,127 MAN, YOU ARE AMPLITUDED OUT RIGHT THERE. 457 00:16:49,133 --> 00:16:50,933 - THAT'S MY BRAIN WAVES? - YEAH. 458 00:16:50,934 --> 00:16:52,434 - WHAT? 459 00:16:52,433 --> 00:16:53,573 - MEANING YOU'RE FEELING A LOT OF EMOTION GOING ON. 460 00:16:53,567 --> 00:16:54,927 - WHAT IS THIS? 461 00:16:54,934 --> 00:16:56,434 - NOW LOOK, NOW IT'S CHANGING A LITTLE. 462 00:16:56,433 --> 00:16:58,473 - THIS IS YOUR BEST LOOK. LET ME HAVE A LOOK. 463 00:16:58,467 --> 00:17:00,397 YOU LOOK LIKE POCAHONTAS. - OKAY. 464 00:17:00,400 --> 00:17:02,200 - I WAS A LITTLE APPREHENSIVE. 465 00:17:02,200 --> 00:17:04,630 WHO KNOWS WHAT HE WAS GONNA GET ME TO SAY OR DO? 466 00:17:04,633 --> 00:17:07,673 - WE'RE GONNA--YOU CAN BOTH DO IT TOGETHER. 467 00:17:07,667 --> 00:17:09,467 - I KNEW I WAS GOING ON A TRIP WITH HER FOR SIX HOURS 468 00:17:09,467 --> 00:17:11,497 AND WOULD PROBABLY BE SITTING NEXT TO HER, 469 00:17:11,500 --> 00:17:13,530 SO I THOUGHT, I'M GONNA GIVE THIS A WHIRL. 470 00:17:13,533 --> 00:17:15,203 - I NOTICE THAT YOU HAVE DROPPED DOWN, 471 00:17:15,200 --> 00:17:16,570 A LITTLE BIT MORE RELAXED PHYSICALLY. 472 00:17:16,567 --> 00:17:18,227 SO IT'S GONNA WORK. 473 00:17:18,233 --> 00:17:19,803 JUST ALLOW ME TO HELP YOU TODAY, OKAY? 474 00:17:19,800 --> 00:17:21,370 OKAY, SO LET'S TAKE THE HEADBAND OFF, 475 00:17:21,367 --> 00:17:23,427 'CAUSE WE'RE NOT GONNA NEED THAT RIGHT NOW. 476 00:17:23,433 --> 00:17:27,033 I WANT YOU TO TAKE THREE SLOW, DEEP BREATHS IN AND OUT. 477 00:17:27,033 --> 00:17:29,473 SO WITH YOUR EYES CLOSED NOW, ON THE COUNT OF THREE 478 00:17:29,467 --> 00:17:31,327 I WANT YOU TO LIFT YOUR LEFT HAND UP IN FRONT OF YOUR FACE, 479 00:17:31,333 --> 00:17:32,973 ONLY WHEN I REACH THREE. 480 00:17:32,967 --> 00:17:34,967 ONE, TWO, THREE. LEFT HAND IN FRONT OF YOUR FACE. 481 00:17:34,967 --> 00:17:36,667 I WANT YOU TO IMAGINE THERE'S A POWERFUL MAGNET 482 00:17:36,667 --> 00:17:38,097 IN THE PALM OF THAT HAND, 483 00:17:38,100 --> 00:17:40,130 AN IMAGINARY MAGNET ON YOUR FACE AND FOREHEAD. 484 00:17:40,133 --> 00:17:42,403 AND ON THE COUNT OF THREE, SLOWLY AND INSTANTLY 485 00:17:42,400 --> 00:17:44,200 LET THAT HAND PULL IN TOWARDS YOUR FACE. 486 00:17:44,200 --> 00:17:45,670 - WHEN HE TOLD ME TO CLOSE MY EYES 487 00:17:45,667 --> 00:17:46,827 AND WAS TALKING LIKE THAT, 488 00:17:46,834 --> 00:17:48,274 I THOUGHT IT WAS GONNA BE LIKE THE MOVIES, 489 00:17:48,266 --> 00:17:52,596 WHERE I WAS GONNA BE LIKE-- HAD NO IDEA WHAT WAS GOING ON. 490 00:17:52,600 --> 00:17:55,530 IT WASN'T LIKE THAT, BUT IT WAS ALMOST LIKE THAT. 491 00:17:55,533 --> 00:17:57,033 IT WAS WEIRD. 492 00:17:57,033 --> 00:17:59,733 - I WANT YOU TO LET YOUR HAND DROP RIGHT ONTO YOUR LAP 493 00:17:59,734 --> 00:18:02,004 AND GO INTO A WONDERFUL RECEPTIVE STATE 494 00:18:02,000 --> 00:18:03,200 OF HYPNOSIS. 495 00:18:03,200 --> 00:18:04,270 THREE, TWO, ONE, ZERO. 496 00:18:04,266 --> 00:18:05,196 LET GO. HANDS DROPPING DOWN NOW. 497 00:18:05,200 --> 00:18:06,570 JUST REST YOUR HEAD BACK 498 00:18:06,567 --> 00:18:08,297 INTO THE PILLOW WITH YOUR EYES CLOSED. 499 00:18:08,300 --> 00:18:09,470 AND ON THE COUNT OF THREE, 500 00:18:09,467 --> 00:18:10,667 I WANT YOU TO LET YOUR RIGHT HAND 501 00:18:10,667 --> 00:18:12,227 GO ALL THE WAY UP INTO THE AIR. 502 00:18:12,233 --> 00:18:14,503 ONE, TWO, THREE, RIGHT HAND ALL THE WAY UP INTO THE AIR. 503 00:18:14,500 --> 00:18:16,230 I WANT YOU TO IMAGINE THAT HAND IN THE AIR 504 00:18:16,233 --> 00:18:20,073 REPRESENTED 100% OF WHATEVER THAT EMOTION WAS 505 00:18:20,066 --> 00:18:23,296 THAT YOU WANT TO DELETE AND REMOVE AND ERASE 506 00:18:23,300 --> 00:18:24,700 OUT OF YOUR MIND TODAY. 507 00:18:24,700 --> 00:18:27,070 AND WHEN I SIMPLY TOUCH YOUR HANDS 508 00:18:27,066 --> 00:18:29,566 AND I SAY THE WORDS "LET GO," 509 00:18:29,567 --> 00:18:30,867 WHEN I SAY THOSE TWO WORDS, 510 00:18:30,867 --> 00:18:32,097 LET THE HANDS DROP RIGHT ONTO YOUR LAP. 511 00:18:32,100 --> 00:18:33,200 LET GO. HANDS DROPPING DOWN. 512 00:18:33,200 --> 00:18:34,400 LOWER JAW RELAXING. 513 00:18:34,400 --> 00:18:37,170 AND ERASED. LOWER JAW RELAXING. 514 00:18:37,166 --> 00:18:39,566 ERASED AND DELETED. 515 00:18:39,567 --> 00:18:41,067 ON THE COUNT OF FIVE, I'LL SAY "FULLY REFRESHED." 516 00:18:41,066 --> 00:18:43,066 YOU'LL OPEN YOUR EYES. ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR, FIVE. 517 00:18:43,066 --> 00:18:45,666 FULLY REFRESHED. EYES OPEN. 518 00:18:45,667 --> 00:18:47,467 COMING BACK. EXCELLENT. 519 00:18:47,467 --> 00:18:49,527 BOY, YOU BOTH DID WONDERFUL. 520 00:18:49,533 --> 00:18:51,503 THAT WAS NICE. 521 00:18:51,500 --> 00:18:53,630 - I STARTED SEEING, LIKE, BRIGHT COLORS, BLUE. 522 00:18:53,633 --> 00:18:56,133 AND THEN I JUST KINDA WENT LIMP. 523 00:18:56,133 --> 00:18:59,603 - I KNOW THE RESULTS ARE GONNA BE FABULOUS. 524 00:18:59,600 --> 00:19:01,330 AND I'M GLAD TO COME OVER AND TO HELP YOU. 525 00:19:01,333 --> 00:19:02,503 - WELL, I THANK YOU SO MUCH. 526 00:19:02,500 --> 00:19:03,600 - OH, GOSH, IT WAS MY PLEASURE. 527 00:19:03,600 --> 00:19:05,570 - I REALLY, REALLY APPRECIATE IT. 528 00:19:05,567 --> 00:19:07,097 - OH, THANK YOU. THIS IS WONDERFUL. 529 00:19:07,100 --> 00:19:08,370 - I HAVE A FEELING THAT IT'S GONNA WORK. 530 00:19:08,367 --> 00:19:10,597 I'M VERY POSITIVE. 531 00:19:10,600 --> 00:19:11,770 - SEE, THAT'S IT EXACTLY. 532 00:19:11,767 --> 00:19:12,967 YEAH. JUST KNOW IT'S GONNA WORK. 533 00:19:12,967 --> 00:19:14,427 - I FELT LIKE I WAS-- 534 00:19:14,433 --> 00:19:17,133 HAD TAKEN SOMETHING, OR I DON'T KNOW WHAT. 535 00:19:17,133 --> 00:19:19,303 SOMETHING HE DID WITH THOSE ELECTRODES ON MY HEAD 536 00:19:19,300 --> 00:19:22,700 MADE ME FEEL STRANGE. 537 00:19:22,700 --> 00:19:24,870 AND THAT, TO ME, MEANS IT MUST BE WORKING. 538 00:19:24,867 --> 00:19:26,367 - ALL RIGHT, BYE-BYE, YOU GUYS. 539 00:19:26,367 --> 00:19:28,097 - THANK YOU SO MUCH. - MY PLEASURE, BYE. 540 00:19:28,100 --> 00:19:29,670 - TAKE CARE. - ALL RIGHTY, TAKE CARE. 541 00:19:29,667 --> 00:19:33,227 - I DIDN'T FEEL IT WAS AS INTENSE FOR ME 542 00:19:33,233 --> 00:19:34,573 AS IT WAS FOR KYLE. 543 00:19:34,567 --> 00:19:36,427 SHE GOT INTO IT MORE THAN I DID. 544 00:19:36,433 --> 00:19:37,873 BUT MAYBE SHE HAD A LOT MORE INVESTED IN IT 545 00:19:37,867 --> 00:19:40,127 BECAUSE SHE REALLY WANTS IT TO WORK. 546 00:19:40,133 --> 00:19:41,733 I THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO LAUGH AT SOME OF IT. 547 00:19:41,734 --> 00:19:43,134 DID YOU? 548 00:19:43,133 --> 00:19:44,333 BECAUSE HE SAID, "WHEN YOU FEEL MY HAND," 549 00:19:44,333 --> 00:19:46,273 I THOUGHT, OH, YEAH. 550 00:19:46,266 --> 00:19:47,666 - [laughs] 551 00:19:47,667 --> 00:19:50,167 I REALLY THOUGHT HE WAS GONNA GO, "HEAL!" 552 00:19:50,166 --> 00:19:51,596 [both laugh] 553 00:19:53,500 --> 00:19:55,270 - COMING UP... 554 00:19:55,266 --> 00:19:57,626 - I MIGHT HAVE TO DO SOME PILLOW FIGHTING HERE. 555 00:19:57,633 --> 00:19:59,973 - I'M NOT GONNA PRETEND THAT 13 YEARS OF MARRIAGE 556 00:19:59,967 --> 00:20:01,197 IS EASY ALL THE TIME. 557 00:20:01,200 --> 00:20:03,470 LET'S GO GET A DRINK. 558 00:20:15,400 --> 00:20:16,730 - HELLO. 559 00:20:16,734 --> 00:20:18,274 - XOCH! - HEY, HOW ARE YOU? 560 00:20:18,266 --> 00:20:20,396 - HI. 561 00:20:20,400 --> 00:20:22,170 - GOOD TO SEE YOU. IT'S BEEN SUCH A LONG TIME. 562 00:20:22,166 --> 00:20:23,196 - I KNOW, WEEKS. 563 00:20:23,200 --> 00:20:24,330 - COME ON IN, GUYS. 564 00:20:24,333 --> 00:20:26,103 I JUST ARRIVED TO NEW YORK CITY, 565 00:20:26,100 --> 00:20:27,400 AND I WAS SO EXCITED 566 00:20:27,400 --> 00:20:29,300 TO SEE THE APARTMENT FOR THE FIRST TIME. 567 00:20:29,300 --> 00:20:30,630 I THINK WE DID A NICE JOB 568 00:20:30,633 --> 00:20:32,173 FOR THE AMOUNT OF TIME THAT WE HAD. 569 00:20:32,166 --> 00:20:34,826 KENNEDY DID THIS. DOESN'T IT LOOK AMAZING? 570 00:20:34,834 --> 00:20:36,274 YOU CAN'T GET EVERYTHING THAT YOU WANT. 571 00:20:36,266 --> 00:20:38,626 LOOK IT, THE LIVING ROOM CAME OUT SO COOL. 572 00:20:38,633 --> 00:20:41,073 LOOK AT HOW COOL THIS IS. IT'S VERY CHIC. 573 00:20:41,066 --> 00:20:44,596 - VERY CHIC. - OH, MY GOD, VERY CHIC. 574 00:20:44,600 --> 00:20:45,700 - NICE KITCHEN. 575 00:20:45,700 --> 00:20:47,030 - I LOVE THE WALL OF GLASS. 576 00:20:47,033 --> 00:20:49,033 - YEAH, I LOVE THAT. - I LOVE BIG WINDOWS. 577 00:20:49,033 --> 00:20:50,473 - THIS IS AWESOME. 578 00:20:50,467 --> 00:20:52,227 - YEAH, IT'S GREAT, I LOVE IT. 579 00:20:52,233 --> 00:20:54,973 - REALLY, REALLY, NICE. - WHAT DO YOU THINK JUDE? 580 00:20:54,967 --> 00:20:59,067 THIS IS GONNA BE YOUR NEW HOME FOR A WHILE, HUH? 581 00:20:59,066 --> 00:21:00,596 WELL, LESS THAN A YEAR. HALF A YEAR. 582 00:21:00,600 --> 00:21:01,630 HERE. 583 00:21:01,633 --> 00:21:03,103 SO THIS IS THE MASTER. 584 00:21:03,100 --> 00:21:05,030 - BEAUTIFUL. - HOW MANY BEDROOMS? 585 00:21:05,033 --> 00:21:07,303 - THERE'S ONLY THREE. IT'S SMALL. 586 00:21:07,300 --> 00:21:08,430 - SO THIS IS, LIKE, THE KIDS-- 587 00:21:08,433 --> 00:21:09,603 - FOR US, IT'S SMALL. 588 00:21:09,600 --> 00:21:11,100 THIS IS A SMALL APARTMENT FOR US. 589 00:21:11,100 --> 00:21:12,900 - THE KIDS ARE SHARING A ROOM? - YES, THEY'RE SHARING A ROOM. 590 00:21:12,900 --> 00:21:13,930 HOW CUTE IS THIS? 591 00:21:13,934 --> 00:21:15,174 THE ONLY THING IS THE APARTMENT 592 00:21:15,166 --> 00:21:16,626 IS A LITTLE SMALL FOR US. 593 00:21:16,633 --> 00:21:18,703 IT'S ABOUT 3,500 SQUARE FEET, BUT-- 594 00:21:18,700 --> 00:21:20,500 I ADMIT, THAT SOUNDS PRETTY OBNOXIOUS-- 595 00:21:20,500 --> 00:21:22,030 BUT FOR US IT'S SMALL. 596 00:21:22,033 --> 00:21:24,873 YOU KNOW, WITH THE STAFF AND THE NANNIES AND THE KIDS 597 00:21:24,867 --> 00:21:28,067 AND MY HUSBAND, HOW IT ALL WORKS OUT. 598 00:21:28,066 --> 00:21:30,866 - MY KINDA BATHTUB, BABY. 599 00:21:30,867 --> 00:21:33,167 - I MEAN, YOU KNOW, I'M USED TO LIVING 600 00:21:33,166 --> 00:21:35,096 IN A SUBSTANTIAL-SIZED HOUSE AND NOW-- 601 00:21:35,100 --> 00:21:36,470 BUT IT'S A COOL PAD. 602 00:21:36,467 --> 00:21:37,827 I MEAN-- 603 00:21:37,834 --> 00:21:39,874 I MEAN, IT IS SMALL FOR US, CONSIDERING-- 604 00:21:39,867 --> 00:21:41,697 - YOU KNOW, YOU'RE NOT GONNA HAVE A BUNCH OF PEOPLE HERE. 605 00:21:41,700 --> 00:21:43,400 - AND I'M STILL DECIDING WHETHER I WANT 606 00:21:43,400 --> 00:21:46,000 TO MOVE IN FULL-TIME OR NOT. 607 00:21:46,000 --> 00:21:48,530 I DON'T KNOW IF I CAN SPEND A SUMMER OR A YEAR 608 00:21:48,533 --> 00:21:52,703 IN THIS CONFINED SPACE. 609 00:21:52,700 --> 00:21:55,270 - HELLO. 610 00:21:55,266 --> 00:21:58,166 - DADDY! - DUDE, WHO IS IT? 611 00:21:58,166 --> 00:22:00,196 - OH, HONEY. HONEY, HONEY. 612 00:22:00,200 --> 00:22:01,570 - WHO'S THAT? 613 00:22:01,567 --> 00:22:03,197 COME ON, COME ON, COME ON, COME ON. 614 00:22:03,200 --> 00:22:04,730 - WHERE'S THAT BOY? 615 00:22:04,734 --> 00:22:06,704 OH. HI, JUDEY. 616 00:22:10,266 --> 00:22:11,826 [muffled speaking] - HEY. 617 00:22:11,834 --> 00:22:13,304 DON'T A GET A LITTLE SUGAR? 618 00:22:13,300 --> 00:22:17,030 - YEAH. - OH, HONEY. 619 00:22:17,033 --> 00:22:19,733 HOW WAS YOUR DAY? 620 00:22:19,734 --> 00:22:21,004 HOW WAS THE SHOW? 621 00:22:21,000 --> 00:22:22,330 - IT'S GOOD. - IT'S GOOD? 622 00:22:22,333 --> 00:22:23,773 - YEAH. - HOW'S YOUR VOICE? 623 00:22:23,767 --> 00:22:26,427 - IT'S DOING FINE. - AND YOU'VE GOT SIDEBURNS. 624 00:22:26,433 --> 00:22:28,073 - I HAVE '70S SIDEBURNS. 625 00:22:28,066 --> 00:22:29,126 - [laughs] 626 00:22:29,133 --> 00:22:30,873 I HAVE A WHOLE NEW MAN IN BED NOW. 627 00:22:30,867 --> 00:22:32,597 - YES, YES, YOU DO. 628 00:22:32,600 --> 00:22:34,470 - THE WORST PART OF KELSEY BEING GONE FOR A YEAR 629 00:22:34,467 --> 00:22:36,097 IS GOING THROUGH IT WITH THE CHILDREN. 630 00:22:36,100 --> 00:22:37,330 THEY MISS DAD. 631 00:22:37,333 --> 00:22:38,733 - UNHAND THAT CHILD. 632 00:22:38,734 --> 00:22:40,574 - I DON'T KNOW WHERE HE WENT. 633 00:22:40,567 --> 00:22:41,667 - ALL RIGHT, OH. 634 00:22:41,667 --> 00:22:42,897 - I DON'T KNOW WHERE HE WENT. 635 00:22:42,900 --> 00:22:44,070 - I THINK HE'S RIGHT HERE. 636 00:22:44,066 --> 00:22:46,096 OH, OH, OH, OH, OH. 637 00:22:46,100 --> 00:22:47,600 - [laughs] 638 00:22:47,600 --> 00:22:50,300 - OH, OH, OH. [laughs] 639 00:22:50,300 --> 00:22:51,930 ARE YOU GONNA HIT ME? 640 00:22:51,934 --> 00:22:53,304 [chuckles] - WELCOME HOME, DAD. 641 00:22:53,300 --> 00:22:54,330 - GIVE ME YOUR BEST SHOT. 642 00:22:54,333 --> 00:22:56,173 [chuckles] 643 00:22:56,166 --> 00:22:58,226 AH! 644 00:22:58,233 --> 00:23:00,273 [laughing and grunting] 645 00:23:00,266 --> 00:23:02,026 AH. 646 00:23:02,033 --> 00:23:05,303 [laughter] 647 00:23:05,300 --> 00:23:06,930 - MY HUSBAND WANTS TO STAY 648 00:23:06,934 --> 00:23:08,504 IN NEW YORK CITY AS OF RIGHT NOW. 649 00:23:08,500 --> 00:23:10,570 I THINK HE'S IN HIS HONEYMOON STAGE WITH THE PLAY, 650 00:23:10,567 --> 00:23:13,327 SO GIVE HIM A YEAR. 651 00:23:13,333 --> 00:23:15,603 I'LL SEE HOW HE FEELS THEN. 652 00:23:15,600 --> 00:23:17,330 - [laughs] HOW'S THAT? 653 00:23:17,333 --> 00:23:20,073 WHOA, LOOK OUT. OH, NO, INCOMING. 654 00:23:20,066 --> 00:23:21,526 - I DON'T KNOW, I M MIGHT HAVE TO DO 655 00:23:21,533 --> 00:23:23,133 SOME PILLOW FIGHTING HERE. 656 00:23:23,133 --> 00:23:25,673 [grunts] 657 00:23:25,667 --> 00:23:29,067 - I'VE SPENT 13 YEARS GETTING TO KNOW CAMILLE 658 00:23:29,066 --> 00:23:32,066 IN A WAY THAT OTHERS JUST DON'T. 659 00:23:32,066 --> 00:23:34,796 AND I'M NOT GONNA PRETEND THAT, 660 00:23:34,800 --> 00:23:38,000 YOU KNOW, 13 YEARS OF MARRIAGE IS EASY ALL THE TIME. 661 00:23:38,000 --> 00:23:40,870 THAT'S--WOULD BE A LITTLE BIT RIDICULOUS 662 00:23:40,867 --> 00:23:42,167 TO CLAIM THAT WE'VE JUST LIVED 663 00:23:42,166 --> 00:23:44,496 IN CONNUBIAL BLISS ALL THESE YEARS. 664 00:23:44,500 --> 00:23:46,000 [all screaming] 665 00:23:46,000 --> 00:23:47,430 - OH, CUT IT OUT. 666 00:23:47,433 --> 00:23:49,603 YOU KNOW WHAT, LET'S-- LET'S GO GET A DRINK. 667 00:23:49,600 --> 00:23:50,870 [laughs] 668 00:24:02,166 --> 00:24:04,996 - A PICTURE I.D., HE'LL TAKE CARE OF EVERYTHING. 669 00:24:05,000 --> 00:24:06,870 - A PICTURE I.D.? JUST JOKING. 670 00:24:06,867 --> 00:24:08,767 - OH! SHE GOT ME. 671 00:24:08,767 --> 00:24:11,867 - IT FELT ODD TO ME TO BE GOING TO NEW YORK WITHOUT ADRIENNE. 672 00:24:11,867 --> 00:24:14,027 - WELCOME TO VIRGIN AMERICA. - THANK YOU. 673 00:24:14,033 --> 00:24:15,373 - GOING TO NEW YORK WITH US TODAY? 674 00:24:15,367 --> 00:24:16,567 - I AM. 675 00:24:16,567 --> 00:24:17,967 I WAS A LITTLE WORRIED ABOUT HER 676 00:24:17,967 --> 00:24:19,397 WITH ALL SHE HAD GOING ON, AND I MISSED HER. 677 00:24:19,400 --> 00:24:21,700 - YOUR FIRST TIME TO TRAVEL WITH US? 678 00:24:21,700 --> 00:24:23,770 - OH, NO. HUNDREDS OF TIMES. 679 00:24:23,767 --> 00:24:25,567 I KNOW RICHARD. HE'S A FRIEND OF MINE. 680 00:24:25,567 --> 00:24:27,827 - OH, FANTASTIC. 681 00:24:27,834 --> 00:24:29,204 - I'M LOOKING FORWARD TO GOING. 682 00:24:29,200 --> 00:24:32,530 I WANT TO SEE KELSEY DRESS UP IN WOMEN'S UNDERWEAR. 683 00:24:34,600 --> 00:24:36,430 - I WAS REALLY CURIOUS TO SEE 684 00:24:36,433 --> 00:24:38,133 IF THE HYPNOTIST HAD WORKED. 685 00:24:38,133 --> 00:24:39,703 HI, HOW ARE YOU? 686 00:24:39,700 --> 00:24:41,200 - HI, WELCOME TO VIRGIN AMERICA. 687 00:24:41,200 --> 00:24:44,170 - USUALLY THE DAYS LEADING UP TO GOING, 688 00:24:44,166 --> 00:24:46,526 I ALREADY START WORKING THIS NUMBER ON MYSELF OF, 689 00:24:46,533 --> 00:24:48,803 "OH, MY GOD, I'VE GOT TO GET ON A PLANE IN 48 HOURS. 690 00:24:48,800 --> 00:24:50,200 OH, MY GOD, 24 HOURS." 691 00:24:50,200 --> 00:24:52,030 RIGHT NOW, I'M STILL ON THE GROUND, 692 00:24:52,033 --> 00:24:54,433 BUT WE'LL SEE HOW I DO AFTER WE TAKE OFF. 693 00:25:03,767 --> 00:25:04,767 - YOU'RE FAST. 694 00:25:04,767 --> 00:25:05,967 THAT'S GOOD. 695 00:25:05,967 --> 00:25:07,467 USUALLY IN CALIFORNIA THEY'RE VERY SLOW. 696 00:25:07,467 --> 00:25:10,697 EVERYTHING'S A LITTLE SLOWER IN CALIFORNIA. 697 00:25:10,700 --> 00:25:13,170 MY MOM LIVES IN NEW JERSEY. 698 00:25:13,166 --> 00:25:14,766 I'VE BEEN TRAVELING, LIKE, THREE DIFFERENT TIME ZONES 699 00:25:14,767 --> 00:25:16,627 AND I REALLY NEEDED TO GET MY NAILS DONE, 700 00:25:16,633 --> 00:25:18,303 SO I REALLY WANTED TO SEE MY MOM. 701 00:25:18,300 --> 00:25:19,500 SO I CALLED HER UP, I SAID, "JOIN ME." 702 00:25:19,500 --> 00:25:20,800 HOW ARE YOU FEELING? 703 00:25:20,800 --> 00:25:22,770 - I'M DOING WELL. I'M DOING VERY WELL. 704 00:25:22,767 --> 00:25:24,427 - YOU LOOK GOOD... - I FEEL GOOD. 705 00:25:24,433 --> 00:25:26,573 - CONSIDERING EVERYTHING YOU'VE BEEN THROUGH, AND-- 706 00:25:26,567 --> 00:25:28,067 - IT'S BEEN A JOURNEY. 707 00:25:28,066 --> 00:25:31,126 I'M GLAD THAT KELSEY FOUND A REALLY GREAT DOCTOR FOR YOU. 708 00:25:31,133 --> 00:25:33,033 SO MY MOM, ABOUT TWO MONTHS AGO, 709 00:25:33,033 --> 00:25:36,433 FOUND OUT THAT SHE HAD CANCER. 710 00:25:36,433 --> 00:25:38,703 SHE'S GOING THROUGH CHEMO, BUT IT'S GOOD. 711 00:25:38,700 --> 00:25:40,570 IT'S MORE OF A TOPICAL CHEMOTHERAPY. 712 00:25:40,567 --> 00:25:42,927 AND THE PROGNOSIS AT THIS POINT IS REALLY GOOD. 713 00:25:42,934 --> 00:25:45,704 - I'M HERE, AND I'M DOING WONDERFULLY. 714 00:25:45,700 --> 00:25:47,500 - UNFORTUNATELY, THIS GENETIC GENE 715 00:25:47,500 --> 00:25:49,030 IS IN OUR FAMILY TOO. 716 00:25:49,033 --> 00:25:52,273 I WENT FOR THE BRCA1 AND THE BRCA2 SCREENING, TESTING, 717 00:25:52,266 --> 00:25:53,666 THE GENOME TESTING. - YES. 718 00:25:53,667 --> 00:25:56,727 - I TESTED POSITIVE FOR THE SAME MUTATION. 719 00:25:56,734 --> 00:25:59,404 SO THAT'S WHY I THOUGHT IMMEDIATELY, 720 00:25:59,400 --> 00:26:02,700 OH, MY GOD, MAYBE I'M BEING PARANOID, 721 00:26:02,700 --> 00:26:04,670 BUT I GET MORE TESTS DONE PER YEAR THAN-- 722 00:26:04,667 --> 00:26:06,127 I JUST GOT OUT OF THE DOCTOR. 723 00:26:06,133 --> 00:26:09,503 I WENT INTO UCLA, OH, WHAT WAS IT, MONDAY, 724 00:26:09,500 --> 00:26:11,800 AND HAD A BATTERY OF TESTS DONE. 725 00:26:11,800 --> 00:26:13,900 I'M STILL RECOVERING FROM THAT. 726 00:26:13,900 --> 00:26:15,500 THEN I'M ON A PLANE. 727 00:26:15,500 --> 00:26:16,870 AND I'M WORKING. 728 00:26:16,867 --> 00:26:18,627 I'M PRODUCING THIS SHOW FOR NICKELODEON. 729 00:26:18,633 --> 00:26:20,233 WELL, TRYING. WE'RE IN DEVELOPMENT. 730 00:26:20,233 --> 00:26:21,633 - WONDERFUL. - AND I'M PACKING THE KIDS. 731 00:26:21,633 --> 00:26:23,203 AND WE'RE STILL ON HAWAII TIME, SO-- 732 00:26:23,200 --> 00:26:25,070 - I KNOW, IT'S A LOT. 733 00:26:25,066 --> 00:26:26,496 - I'M TIRED. 734 00:26:26,500 --> 00:26:28,670 I COULD GO HOME AND SLEEP FOR TWO DAYS STRAIGHT 735 00:26:28,667 --> 00:26:29,897 AND BE VERY HAPPY. 736 00:26:29,900 --> 00:26:31,970 I'M REALLY TIRED. 737 00:26:31,967 --> 00:26:33,367 AND WITH KELSEY AND ALL THIS HAPPENING, 738 00:26:33,367 --> 00:26:35,097 KELSEY HAS MOVED. - I KNOW. 739 00:26:35,100 --> 00:26:37,070 - SO I'VE BEEN ALL ALONE WITH THE KIDS. 740 00:26:37,066 --> 00:26:39,096 WELL, THANK GOD THAT I HAVE NICOLE 741 00:26:39,100 --> 00:26:40,900 AND MY "BLOND-TOURAGE," I CALL THEM. 742 00:26:40,900 --> 00:26:42,000 MY STAFF. 743 00:26:42,000 --> 00:26:43,500 THANK GOD. - I KNOW. 744 00:26:43,500 --> 00:26:44,700 - 'CAUSE USUALLY WHEN YOU GO THROUGH THIS 745 00:26:44,700 --> 00:26:46,000 AND A FAMILY MEMBER'S SICK, 746 00:26:46,000 --> 00:26:47,670 YOU HAVE YOUR HUSBAND OR YOUR LOVED ONE THERE 747 00:26:47,667 --> 00:26:49,527 WITH YOU OR YOUR-- 748 00:26:49,533 --> 00:26:51,173 THANK GOD I HAVE MY FRIENDS. 749 00:26:51,166 --> 00:26:52,926 MY MOM AND I ARE VERY CLOSE. 750 00:26:52,934 --> 00:26:54,134 SHE'S FANTASTIC. 751 00:26:54,133 --> 00:26:55,573 SHE'S ALWAYS BEEN THERE FOR ME. 752 00:26:55,567 --> 00:26:57,997 - I THINK YOU HAVE TO FEEL POSITIVE ABOUT IT. 753 00:26:58,000 --> 00:27:00,870 I THINK THAT'S WHAT LIFE IS ALL ABOUT. 754 00:27:00,867 --> 00:27:03,097 SURROUND YOURSELF WITH POSITIVE PEOPLE. 755 00:27:03,100 --> 00:27:05,630 - POSITIVE ENERGY. - ALL THE TIME. 756 00:27:13,133 --> 00:27:14,833 - SO WHERE'S CAMILLE? 757 00:27:14,834 --> 00:27:16,934 - SHE'S IN NEW YORK ALREADY. 758 00:27:16,934 --> 00:27:18,974 - WHAT DO YOU MEAN, SHE'S ALREADY IN NEW YORK? 759 00:27:18,967 --> 00:27:20,767 - BECAUSE OF THE SITUATION WITH KYLE? 760 00:27:20,767 --> 00:27:21,967 - WAIT A MINUTE, I'M CONFUSED. 761 00:27:21,967 --> 00:27:23,427 - I WANT THE TRUTH. 762 00:27:23,433 --> 00:27:25,403 - IT'S NOT BECAUSE OF ME. - IT'S BECAUSE OF YOU. 763 00:27:25,400 --> 00:27:27,270 - YOU'RE BEING RIDICULOUS. 764 00:27:27,266 --> 00:27:29,596 I THINK SHE WENT TO SPEND TIME WITH KELSEY. 765 00:27:29,600 --> 00:27:30,800 - NO, SHE DIDN'T WANT TO FLY WITH ALL OF-- 766 00:27:30,800 --> 00:27:31,930 - I THINK SHE'S MISSING HER HUSBAND. 767 00:27:31,934 --> 00:27:33,804 - THESE BLOODY SHOES ARE KILLING ME. 768 00:27:33,800 --> 00:27:37,700 - OH, HERE, 37-B. 769 00:27:37,700 --> 00:27:39,600 GOING TO NEW YORK THIS WEEKEND WILL BE THE FIRST TIME 770 00:27:39,600 --> 00:27:42,870 I'VE SEEN CAMILLE SINCE WE HAD A LITTLE INCIDENT IN VEGAS. 771 00:27:42,867 --> 00:27:44,497 - I JUST THINK THE WHOLE THING'S 772 00:27:44,500 --> 00:27:47,570 GOTTEN KIND OF, LIKE, BLOWN OUT OF PROPORTION. 773 00:27:47,567 --> 00:27:50,397 - I THINK KYLE SHOULD JUST BRING IT UP TO HER AND ASK HER 774 00:27:50,400 --> 00:27:53,300 AND TELL HER, "THAT'S CERTAINLY NOT WHAT I MEANT, 775 00:27:53,300 --> 00:27:54,830 IF THAT'S HOW IT WAS INTERPRETED." 776 00:27:54,834 --> 00:27:58,374 - I FEEL THAT CAMILLE IS A VERY SENSITIVE PERSON 777 00:27:58,367 --> 00:28:00,567 AND THAT MAYBE SHE MISINTERPRETED 778 00:28:00,567 --> 00:28:02,497 WHAT MY SISTER HAD SAID. 779 00:28:02,500 --> 00:28:05,700 - WELL, I'M JUST GONNA TALK TO HER WHEN WE GET THERE. 780 00:28:05,700 --> 00:28:07,370 I WANT TO HAVE FUN THIS WEEKEND. 781 00:28:07,367 --> 00:28:08,997 I DON'T WANT TO HAVE THAT HANGING OVER ME. 782 00:28:09,000 --> 00:28:11,330 - NO, I THINK SHE DEFINITELY WANTS TO TALK TO YOU TOO. 783 00:28:11,333 --> 00:28:12,573 - WHAT DID SHE SAY? 784 00:28:12,567 --> 00:28:14,667 - WELL, SHE WAS UPSET. 785 00:28:14,667 --> 00:28:17,227 - SHE WAS UPSET? - YEAH, SHE WAS UPSET. 786 00:28:17,233 --> 00:28:18,633 - WHAT IS SHE UPSET ABOUT? 787 00:28:18,633 --> 00:28:20,403 - YOU KNOW WHAT, IT GOT DIFFICULT 788 00:28:20,400 --> 00:28:23,000 BECAUSE I KEPT SAYING TO HER, 789 00:28:23,000 --> 00:28:24,170 "I DIDN'T HEAR IT, 790 00:28:24,166 --> 00:28:26,026 BUT I KNOW IT WAS MEANT WITH GOOD INTENTION." 791 00:28:26,033 --> 00:28:28,203 I THINK YOU MISINTERPRETED IT, I REALLY DO. 792 00:28:28,200 --> 00:28:30,270 - SO YOU DIDN'T HEAR THAT PART? - NO, I DIDN'T HEAR IT. 793 00:28:30,266 --> 00:28:31,566 - THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID TO ME. 794 00:28:31,567 --> 00:28:33,097 - I DON'T THINK THAT SHE MEANT THAT AT ALL. 795 00:28:33,100 --> 00:28:35,030 I DON'T UNDERSTAND ANY OF IT. 796 00:28:35,033 --> 00:28:36,773 - LET ME JUST TELL YOU. 797 00:28:36,767 --> 00:28:38,367 OKAY, I SAID TO HER, 798 00:28:38,367 --> 00:28:40,367 "IS KELSEY MEETING YOU IN HAWAII?" 799 00:28:40,367 --> 00:28:42,267 AND SHE SAID, "NO." AND I SAID, "OH, REALLY?" 800 00:28:42,266 --> 00:28:43,966 AND I THOUGHT, OH, THAT'S BRAVE. 801 00:28:43,967 --> 00:28:45,797 BECAUSE MY FIRST THOUGHT WAS-- - BUT WHY WAS SHE UPSET? 802 00:28:45,800 --> 00:28:48,030 - WELL, LET ME FINISH. MY FIRST THOUGHT WAS, 803 00:28:48,033 --> 00:28:50,433 OH, MY GOSH, THAT'S BRAVE OF HER BECAUSE-- 804 00:28:50,433 --> 00:28:51,803 I MEAN, FOR ME TO GO ON A VACATION 805 00:28:51,800 --> 00:28:54,700 WITH JUST YOUR KIDS WITH NO HUSBAND AND NO FRIENDS 806 00:28:54,700 --> 00:28:56,330 IS--THAT'S, YOU KNOW. 807 00:28:56,333 --> 00:28:57,833 I ACTUALLY THOUGHT, WOW. 808 00:28:57,834 --> 00:28:59,734 AND ALSO, TOO BAD THAT HE DOESN'T GET TO SPEND 809 00:28:59,734 --> 00:29:01,574 SPRING BREAK WITH THIS FAMILY. 810 00:29:01,567 --> 00:29:03,327 I DON'T KNOW, THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYING. 811 00:29:03,333 --> 00:29:04,933 I DON'T KNOW. 812 00:29:04,934 --> 00:29:06,474 MY HUSBAND DOES BUSINESS WITH KELSEY AND CAMILLE. 813 00:29:06,467 --> 00:29:08,397 AND HIS CLIENTS ARE VERY IMPORTANT TO HIM. 814 00:29:08,400 --> 00:29:10,530 AND IF THEY DON'T DO BUSINESS WITH HIM, 815 00:29:10,533 --> 00:29:12,473 IF AFFECTS HIM FINANCIALLY. 816 00:29:12,467 --> 00:29:15,967 I REALLY FEEL BAD BECAUSE IT'S BETWEEN CAMILLE AND I, 817 00:29:15,967 --> 00:29:19,967 NOT BETWEEN MAURICIO AND KELSEY AND CAMILLE. 818 00:29:19,967 --> 00:29:21,497 - THIS IS RIDICULOUS. SORT IT OUT. 819 00:29:21,500 --> 00:29:22,900 I WANT TO HAVE A NICE WEEKEND. 820 00:29:22,900 --> 00:29:24,600 IT'S RIDICULOUS. - WELL, WE WILL. 821 00:29:24,600 --> 00:29:28,400 I'M NOT GONNA LET IT AFFECT THE WEEKEND. 822 00:29:28,400 --> 00:29:30,730 I DON'T WANT THERE TO BE ANY UNCOMFORTABLE FEELINGS. 823 00:29:30,734 --> 00:29:32,004 WE HAVEN'T SEEN EACH OTHER SINCE VEGAS. 824 00:29:32,000 --> 00:29:33,330 AND I'M NOT REALLY SURE WHAT HAPPENED, 825 00:29:33,333 --> 00:29:35,003 BUT I DON'T WANT ANY PROBLEMS. 826 00:29:35,000 --> 00:29:36,900 I JUST WANT TO HAVE FUN. 827 00:29:36,900 --> 00:29:38,470 WE JUST KINDA LIKE START FROM SCRATCH. 828 00:29:38,467 --> 00:29:40,327 - WELL, I SAW IT ALL, AND THEN KYLE CRYING, 829 00:29:40,333 --> 00:29:42,833 AND THEN CAMILLE LIKE THIS ON THE PLANE. 830 00:29:42,834 --> 00:29:44,834 SO IT WAS LIKE-- 831 00:29:44,834 --> 00:29:46,634 - I THINK SHE MADE HER FEEL LIKE SHE WAS INSIGNIFICANT 832 00:29:46,633 --> 00:29:48,003 WITHOUT KELSEY. 833 00:29:48,000 --> 00:29:49,530 - SHE'S FEELING INSECURE. 834 00:29:49,533 --> 00:29:50,573 - YEAH. 835 00:29:50,567 --> 00:29:52,027 THAT'S WHAT I AM GETTING 836 00:29:52,033 --> 00:29:53,933 FROM WHAT KYLE 837 00:29:53,934 --> 00:29:55,534 AND LISA'S CONVERSATION WITH CAMILLE, 838 00:29:55,533 --> 00:29:57,873 BUT I DIDN'T TALK TO HER ABOUT THAT AT ALL. 839 00:29:57,867 --> 00:30:00,167 - MYSELF GROWING UP AS A CHILD ACTRESS, 840 00:30:00,166 --> 00:30:02,296 I HAD NOT A WHOLE LOT OF FRIENDS. 841 00:30:02,300 --> 00:30:04,470 AND ONE OF MY FRIENDS SPECIFICALLY TOLD ME 842 00:30:04,467 --> 00:30:06,467 IT TAKES A SPECIAL KIND OF FRIEND 843 00:30:06,467 --> 00:30:09,527 TO BE WITH A CELEBRITY. 844 00:30:09,533 --> 00:30:11,933 YOU KNOW, "STEP ASIDE. CAN WE TAKE YOUR PICTURE?" 845 00:30:11,934 --> 00:30:14,204 AND IT CAN BE DIFFICULT. 846 00:30:14,200 --> 00:30:15,830 AND SO MY FRIEND TOLD ME 847 00:30:15,834 --> 00:30:18,904 THAT SHE HAD FELT INSECURE SOMETIMES BEING WITH ME. 848 00:30:18,900 --> 00:30:21,400 - SO OBVIOUSLY SHE'S INSECURE. 849 00:30:21,400 --> 00:30:23,830 YOU KNOW, I'M NOT A PSYCHIATRIST, 850 00:30:23,834 --> 00:30:26,334 BUT THAT'S A CLEAN CASE OF PROJECTING. 851 00:30:26,333 --> 00:30:30,173 SO WE NEITHER--YOU KNOW. WELL, HELLO. 852 00:30:30,166 --> 00:30:31,326 YOU'RE THINKING THAT, NOT ME. 853 00:30:31,333 --> 00:30:33,573 DON'T PUT WORDS IN MY MOUTH. 854 00:30:33,567 --> 00:30:35,167 - HOPEFULLY EVERYTHING'S GONNA BE OKAY 855 00:30:35,166 --> 00:30:36,496 BETWEEN THE GIRLS. 856 00:30:36,500 --> 00:30:39,000 IT'S LIKE A STORM IN A BLOODY TEA CUP. 857 00:30:41,767 --> 00:30:43,767 BECAUSE, YOU KNOW, THESE THINGS, 858 00:30:43,767 --> 00:30:45,867 THEY HAVE A HABIT OF KIND OF ROLLING AROUND 859 00:30:45,867 --> 00:30:47,397 AND THEN EXPLODING LATER. 860 00:30:47,400 --> 00:30:48,770 - WHATEVER, MOVING ON. 861 00:30:48,767 --> 00:30:51,197 MOVING ON. 862 00:30:51,200 --> 00:30:54,770 - MOVING ON. - [sighs] 863 00:30:54,767 --> 00:30:56,367 - COMING UP... 864 00:30:56,367 --> 00:30:58,267 - YOU CAN PUT ON YOUR LITTLE VOICE 865 00:30:58,266 --> 00:31:00,166 AND TRY TO ACT ALL SWEET, OKAY? 866 00:31:00,166 --> 00:31:02,496 - BUT YOU LIKE TO THROW LITTLE DIGS AT ME. 867 00:31:02,500 --> 00:31:03,970 - THAT IS SUCH BULL[bleep]. 868 00:31:10,433 --> 00:31:11,773 - HEY, KYLE. 869 00:31:11,767 --> 00:31:14,427 I HEAR YOU HAVE A LITTLE BIT OF FEAR OF FLYING. 870 00:31:14,433 --> 00:31:15,803 WOULD YOU LIKE TO COME UP TO THE COCKPIT? 871 00:31:15,800 --> 00:31:17,330 [laughter] 872 00:31:17,333 --> 00:31:18,473 - YES, I DO. 873 00:31:18,467 --> 00:31:19,727 OH, MY GOD. 874 00:31:19,734 --> 00:31:21,834 I KNOW HOW TO FLY. 875 00:31:21,834 --> 00:31:24,404 OH, MY GOD, THIS IS SO COOL. 876 00:31:24,400 --> 00:31:26,730 SHOULD WE TELL THE GIRLS THAT I'M GONNA FLY THE PLANE? 877 00:31:26,734 --> 00:31:28,804 [indistinct] 878 00:31:28,800 --> 00:31:30,130 BUT ISN'T THERE, LIKE, SOMETHING MISSING? 879 00:31:30,133 --> 00:31:31,273 I FEEL LIKE THERE'S, LIKE, AN EXTRA-- 880 00:31:31,266 --> 00:31:32,096 - THIS IS A DIFFERENT AIRCRAFT. 881 00:31:32,100 --> 00:31:33,100 - WHERE'S THE STEERING WHEEL? 882 00:31:33,100 --> 00:31:34,100 - SEE THE SIDE STICK RIGHT THERE? 883 00:31:34,100 --> 00:31:35,630 - OH, I DON'T WANT TO TOUCH THAT. 884 00:31:35,633 --> 00:31:37,303 - NO, PUSH IT, PUSH IT. 885 00:31:37,300 --> 00:31:39,130 SEE? 886 00:31:39,133 --> 00:31:40,673 HA HA. 887 00:31:40,667 --> 00:31:41,867 - [makes buzzing sound] 888 00:31:41,867 --> 00:31:43,927 - THAT'S HOW WE DO IT. - OH, MY GOD. 889 00:31:43,934 --> 00:31:45,534 - SHE DOES KNOW HER STUFF. 890 00:31:45,533 --> 00:31:47,233 - GOING INTO THE COCKPIT TO MEET THE PILOTS, 891 00:31:47,233 --> 00:31:48,933 I THINK IT MADE ME FEEL BETTER. 892 00:31:48,934 --> 00:31:52,074 BUT THEN I FEEL THE HYPNOTIST REALLY HELPED ME A LOT. 893 00:31:52,066 --> 00:31:55,666 I DEFINITELY FELT A DEEPER SENSE OF CALM. 894 00:31:55,667 --> 00:31:56,997 YOU GUYS ARE BOTH FLYING THE PLANE? 895 00:31:57,000 --> 00:31:58,500 - WE ARE, YES. 896 00:31:58,500 --> 00:31:59,830 - AND YOU'RE, LIKE, HANDSOME AND EVERYTHING. 897 00:31:59,834 --> 00:32:01,534 THIS IS GOOD, THIS IS GOOD. I'M FEELING BETTER NOW. 898 00:32:01,533 --> 00:32:03,403 [chuckles] HE IS HANDSOME. 899 00:32:03,400 --> 00:32:04,800 - REALLY CUTE. 900 00:32:15,000 --> 00:32:16,400 - WHAT, DID YOU WANT TO HAVE DINNER, 901 00:32:16,400 --> 00:32:17,630 OR DO YOU WANT TO HAVE APPETIZERS? 902 00:32:17,633 --> 00:32:18,633 - APPETIZERS. 903 00:32:18,633 --> 00:32:20,503 - WHO'S MISSING THEIR WIFE? 904 00:32:20,500 --> 00:32:24,370 I MEAN, ARE YOU MISSING YOUR WIVES? 905 00:32:24,367 --> 00:32:25,667 - IT'S ONLY BEEN A FEW HOURS. 906 00:32:25,667 --> 00:32:26,997 - THEY JUST LEFT. 907 00:32:27,000 --> 00:32:29,430 - NO, BUT I FEEL LIKE MY ARM'S BEEN CUT OFF. 908 00:32:29,433 --> 00:32:30,573 - AWW. 909 00:32:30,567 --> 00:32:32,597 - YOU CAN'T BE ALONE WITHOUT LISA. 910 00:32:32,600 --> 00:32:35,730 - NO, THIS ONE IS A-- - I'VE BEEN MARRIED 28 YEARS. 911 00:32:35,734 --> 00:32:36,834 - 28 YEARS. 912 00:32:36,834 --> 00:32:38,774 - THAT'S INCREDIBLE. - FIRST WIFE? 913 00:32:38,767 --> 00:32:40,297 - I MARRIED HER WHEN SHE WAS 21. 914 00:32:40,300 --> 00:32:42,530 - CONGRATULATIONS. 915 00:32:42,533 --> 00:32:43,973 - YOU KNOW, IT'S HARD. 916 00:32:43,967 --> 00:32:46,927 - I'VE BEEN MARRIED LONGER THAN YOU THREE PUT TOGETHER. 917 00:32:46,934 --> 00:32:48,474 - SO, KEN, GIVE US A SECRET. 918 00:32:48,467 --> 00:32:51,567 HOW DO YOU MAKE IT LAST FOREVER? 919 00:32:51,567 --> 00:32:56,227 - NEVER GO TO BED, GO TO SLEEP, IN A FIGHT. 920 00:32:56,233 --> 00:32:58,003 - BUT YOU KNOW WHAT, I JUST HEARD THAT RECENTLY. 921 00:32:58,000 --> 00:32:59,270 I STILL HAVE TO LEARN THAT. 922 00:32:59,266 --> 00:33:01,126 - I GO TO BED MAD, 923 00:33:01,133 --> 00:33:02,733 AND I'M NOT GONNA DO THAT ANYMORE. 924 00:33:02,734 --> 00:33:04,034 - YOU'RE NOT GONNA DO THAT ANYMORE. 925 00:33:04,033 --> 00:33:05,033 YOU'RE JUST GONNA CHANGE JUST LIKE THAT. 926 00:33:05,033 --> 00:33:06,833 - THAT'S WHY, AS A GUY, 927 00:33:06,834 --> 00:33:09,774 YOU'D BETTER--YOU'D RATHER BE HAPPY THAN RIGHT. 928 00:33:09,767 --> 00:33:11,427 BUT FROM THE POINT OF VIEW 929 00:33:11,433 --> 00:33:13,573 OF, LIKE, GETTING, LIKE, EIGHT GUYS TOGETHER 930 00:33:13,567 --> 00:33:15,327 OR EIGHT GIRLS AND A GUY, 931 00:33:15,333 --> 00:33:17,573 THE CONVERSATION AT A DINNER TABLE 932 00:33:17,567 --> 00:33:19,667 WITH EIGHT GIRLS IS JUST SO MUCH MORE INTERESTING 933 00:33:19,667 --> 00:33:21,427 AND JUICY THAN EIGHT GUYS. 934 00:33:21,433 --> 00:33:23,403 - I MEAN, EVEN TONIGHT'S BORING. 935 00:33:23,400 --> 00:33:25,170 - [laughs] 936 00:33:25,166 --> 00:33:27,396 - THAT'S--YOU KNOW, THAT'S RIDICULOUS. 937 00:33:27,400 --> 00:33:28,730 HE'S GOT TO HANG OUT WITH THE GUYS. 938 00:33:28,734 --> 00:33:30,504 LET THEM HAVE THEIR OWN GOSSIP, 939 00:33:30,500 --> 00:33:32,530 AND LET THE GUYS HANG OUT AND TALK ABOUT OUR OWN STUFF. 940 00:33:32,533 --> 00:33:35,473 - ARE YOU MISSING YOUR WOMEN NOW? 941 00:33:35,467 --> 00:33:37,297 - YEAH. - WHAT ARE THEY DOING NOW? 942 00:33:37,300 --> 00:33:38,430 - THEY'RE GOING OUT TONIGHT, FOR SURE. 943 00:33:38,433 --> 00:33:39,903 - THEY'RE GOING OUT? - FOR SURE. 944 00:33:39,900 --> 00:33:41,930 - I THINK THEY'RE DEFINITELY GOING TO THE BAR. 945 00:33:41,934 --> 00:33:43,574 - THEY'RE DEFINITELY GOING OUT TONIGHT. 946 00:33:43,567 --> 00:33:44,897 - THEY'RE REFRESHING. 947 00:33:44,900 --> 00:33:46,300 - WHAT DO YOU THINK, THAT ALL THE GIRLS 948 00:33:46,300 --> 00:33:48,100 ARE ON A GIRLS' TRIP BUT THEY'RE STAYING HOME? 949 00:33:48,100 --> 00:33:49,430 ARE YOU KIDDING ME? 950 00:33:49,433 --> 00:33:50,933 THAT'S SO NAIVE. 951 00:33:54,567 --> 00:33:57,197 - WHO WANTS TO GO GRAB A HOT DOG AND SOME COFFEE? 952 00:33:57,200 --> 00:33:58,770 WE'RE IN NEW YORK NOW. 953 00:33:58,767 --> 00:34:00,567 - LET'S DO IT. 954 00:34:00,567 --> 00:34:03,427 - FLYING TO NEW YORK, I WAS MUCH CALMER 955 00:34:03,433 --> 00:34:05,233 THAN USUAL, DEFINITELY. 956 00:34:05,233 --> 00:34:08,303 I FEEL THE HYPNOTIST REALLY HELPED ME A LOT. 957 00:34:08,300 --> 00:34:11,130 I WASN'T AS STRESSED-OUT-FEELING THE WHOLE FLIGHT. 958 00:34:11,133 --> 00:34:13,733 [cork pops] - OH! 959 00:34:13,734 --> 00:34:16,634 - HERE'S TO A FANTASTIC WEEKEND, CHEERS. 960 00:34:16,633 --> 00:34:19,703 - BEING HERE IN NEW YORK AND HAVING THE BEST TIME. 961 00:34:19,700 --> 00:34:24,070 - TO FRIENDSHIPS. 962 00:34:24,066 --> 00:34:27,026 AND TO MEN YOU WANT. 963 00:34:27,033 --> 00:34:28,203 [laughter] 964 00:34:28,200 --> 00:34:29,900 - YEAH, GOOD LUCK WITH THAT ONE. 965 00:34:38,767 --> 00:34:40,367 - THANK YOU. 966 00:34:40,367 --> 00:34:42,167 - OH, MY, MY. 967 00:34:42,166 --> 00:34:44,496 - I DON'T WANT THERE TO BE ANY UNCOMFORTABLE FEELINGS. 968 00:34:44,500 --> 00:34:46,000 WE HAVEN'T SEEN EACH OTHER SINCE VEGAS. 969 00:34:46,000 --> 00:34:48,000 - WELCOME. - WHAT A BEAUTIFUL OUTFIT. 970 00:34:48,000 --> 00:34:50,430 - WELCOME TO NEW YORK. - THANK YOU. 971 00:34:50,433 --> 00:34:52,173 - HI, KIM. HEY! 972 00:34:52,166 --> 00:34:54,726 - GORGEOUS. 973 00:34:54,734 --> 00:34:56,034 - THIS LOOKS GOOD. 974 00:34:56,033 --> 00:34:57,373 THIS IS GONNA GO FINE. 975 00:34:57,367 --> 00:35:00,327 - LOOK AT THIS. NICE. 976 00:35:00,333 --> 00:35:02,033 - IT'S LIKE A PARTY HOTEL. 977 00:35:02,033 --> 00:35:03,473 [overlapping chatter] 978 00:35:03,467 --> 00:35:04,897 - OKAY. 979 00:35:04,900 --> 00:35:07,800 - OH, WOW, THIS IS REALLY PRETTY, HUH? 980 00:35:07,800 --> 00:35:09,230 - LOOK. - OH, THAT'S SWEET. 981 00:35:09,233 --> 00:35:11,673 - THAT IS SWEET. 982 00:35:11,667 --> 00:35:12,667 - AWW. 983 00:35:12,667 --> 00:35:14,097 - THANK YOU, DARLING. 984 00:35:14,100 --> 00:35:16,000 - WE WENT UP AND LOOKED AT THIS BEAUTIFUL SUITE, 985 00:35:16,000 --> 00:35:17,800 AND EVERYTHING SEEMED GOOD, COPACETIC. 986 00:35:17,800 --> 00:35:18,930 EVERYBODY WAS HAPPY. 987 00:35:18,934 --> 00:35:20,234 - I JUST WANT TO TALK TO YOU, 988 00:35:20,233 --> 00:35:21,603 BECAUSE WE HAVEN'T SEEN EACH OTHER SINCE VEGAS. 989 00:35:21,600 --> 00:35:23,630 AND I KNOW THERE WAS SOME MISCOMMUNICATION 990 00:35:23,633 --> 00:35:26,473 WITH THE TWO OF US. 991 00:35:26,467 --> 00:35:27,997 AND I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW, 992 00:35:28,000 --> 00:35:30,070 BECAUSE NOW I THINK THAT YOU MISUNDERSTOOD 993 00:35:30,066 --> 00:35:32,126 WHEN I WAS ASKING YOU ABOUT YOUR VACATION. 994 00:35:32,133 --> 00:35:33,503 I HONESTLY MEANT, 995 00:35:33,500 --> 00:35:35,670 "IS YOUR HUSBAND MEETING YOU FOR YOUR SPRING BREAK?" 996 00:35:35,667 --> 00:35:38,267 I SWEAR TO YOU, MY HAND TO GOD, THAT'S WHAT I MEANT. 997 00:35:38,266 --> 00:35:41,696 - WELL, WHAT YOU SAID WAS, "I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY--" 998 00:35:41,700 --> 00:35:43,700 - NO, YOU HEARD THAT. YOU HEARD THAT. 999 00:35:43,700 --> 00:35:45,870 I NEVER SAID THAT, CAMILLE. MY HAND TO GOD. 1000 00:35:50,467 --> 00:35:51,767 I WOULD NEVER SAY THAT. 1001 00:35:51,767 --> 00:35:53,497 - I SWEAR I HEARD THAT. 1002 00:35:53,500 --> 00:35:56,200 - I WANT YOU TO KNOW I WOULD NEVER SAY THAT. 1003 00:35:56,200 --> 00:35:57,730 WHY AM I FRIENDS WITH YOU? 1004 00:35:57,734 --> 00:36:00,134 - MY GOAL WITH KYLE WAS TO SMOOTH THINGS OVER. 1005 00:36:00,133 --> 00:36:02,973 IT WAS NEVER TO HAVE CONTROVERSY. 1006 00:36:02,967 --> 00:36:05,767 OKAY, SUPPOSEDLY I THOUGHT I HEARD YOU SAY THAT. 1007 00:36:05,767 --> 00:36:09,397 - NEVER WOULD THOSE WORDS EVER COME OUT OF MY MOUTH. 1008 00:36:09,400 --> 00:36:10,770 - AND WHEN I HEARD THAT, 1009 00:36:10,767 --> 00:36:12,427 I WANT, OH, MY GOD, WHY WOULD SHE SAY THAT? 1010 00:36:12,433 --> 00:36:15,203 "WHY WOULD ANYBODY BE INTERESTED IN YOU WITHOUT KELSEY?" 1011 00:36:15,200 --> 00:36:17,530 - OH, MY GOD, NEVER. - AND I JUST-- 1012 00:36:17,533 --> 00:36:18,773 THAT'S WHAT MADE ME SAY, 1013 00:36:18,767 --> 00:36:20,867 "OH, WHY ARE YOU INTERROGATING ME?" 1014 00:36:20,867 --> 00:36:24,167 - I DON'T LIKE HAVING ANY BAD FEELINGS WITH ANYONE. 1015 00:36:24,166 --> 00:36:26,666 THESE KIND OF THINGS, LIKE, TORTURE ME. 1016 00:36:26,667 --> 00:36:27,997 THEY, LIKE, EAT ME UP INSIDE. 1017 00:36:28,000 --> 00:36:29,500 I DON'T WANT THAT. 1018 00:36:29,500 --> 00:36:31,200 I WOULD NEVER WANT YOU TO THINK I'M THAT KIND OF PERSON, 1019 00:36:31,200 --> 00:36:32,400 'CAUSE I'M SO NOT, 1020 00:36:32,400 --> 00:36:33,970 ESPECIALLY FROM ME, WHEN I'M LIKE-- 1021 00:36:33,967 --> 00:36:36,827 - I KNOW, YOU REACHED OUT TO ME FROM THE VERY BEGINNING. 1022 00:36:36,834 --> 00:36:38,574 - WHEN I HEARD YOU THOUGHT I SAID THAT, I WAS-- 1023 00:36:38,567 --> 00:36:40,397 - YEAH, I DID, SO OKAY. 1024 00:36:40,400 --> 00:36:42,170 - LET ME KNOW IF THEY NEED A REFEREE. 1025 00:36:42,166 --> 00:36:45,266 - I DON'T THINK KYLE'S AFRAID OF CONFRONTATION. 1026 00:36:45,266 --> 00:36:48,966 I THINK AS MUCH AS SHE DOESN'T LIKE CONFRONTATION, 1027 00:36:48,967 --> 00:36:50,297 KYLE'S NOT AFRAID OF IT. 1028 00:36:50,300 --> 00:36:52,100 SHE LIKES TO GET TO THE POINT OF WHAT'S GOING ON 1029 00:36:52,100 --> 00:36:53,470 AND DEAL WITH IT. 1030 00:36:53,467 --> 00:36:55,267 - ALSO, YOU KNOW, I CALLED-- 1031 00:36:55,266 --> 00:36:56,926 I KEPT CALLING A FEW TIMES, AND YOU NEVER, EVER CALLED ME. 1032 00:36:56,934 --> 00:36:58,634 AND I FINALLY WAS LIKE-- LISA HAD SAID, 1033 00:36:58,633 --> 00:37:00,433 "WHY DON'T YOU CALL HER AND PATCH THINGS UP?" 1034 00:37:00,433 --> 00:37:01,933 - I DIDN'T GET THOSE CALLS. 1035 00:37:01,934 --> 00:37:03,534 - YEAH, BUT YOU'VE NEVER MADE AN EFFORT TO CALL ME. 1036 00:37:03,533 --> 00:37:05,503 SO IT'S ALWAYS ME CALLING YOU AND MAKING AN EFFORT. 1037 00:37:05,500 --> 00:37:07,730 - SO I UNDERSTAND THAT. - DO YOU SEE WHAT I'M SAYING? 1038 00:37:07,734 --> 00:37:09,004 SO I KINDA JUST WENT, I'M GONNA BACK OFF. 1039 00:37:09,000 --> 00:37:10,070 - OH, OKAY, I'M JUST REALLY SHY, 1040 00:37:10,066 --> 00:37:11,796 AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THAT ABOUT ME. 1041 00:37:11,800 --> 00:37:13,170 I'M REALLY SHY, AND SOMETIMES I FEEL LIKE 1042 00:37:13,166 --> 00:37:14,496 I DON'T WANT TO IMPOSE. 1043 00:37:14,500 --> 00:37:15,870 - FIRST OF ALL, DON'T BE INSECURE 1044 00:37:15,867 --> 00:37:17,067 AND DON'T BE SHY, 1045 00:37:17,066 --> 00:37:18,626 BECAUSE YOU DON'T NEED TO FEEL THAT WAY. 1046 00:37:18,633 --> 00:37:19,873 - I DON'T FEEL INSECURE. 1047 00:37:19,867 --> 00:37:21,467 I JUST REALLY FEEL-- I'M SO SHY. 1048 00:37:21,467 --> 00:37:23,227 I'M, LIKE, DEATHLY SHY. 1049 00:37:23,233 --> 00:37:24,803 SHE BROUGHT UP INSECURITY, 1050 00:37:24,800 --> 00:37:26,670 AND I WENT, WHERE'S THAT COMING FROM? 1051 00:37:26,667 --> 00:37:28,427 WHAT DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH RETURNING A PHONE CALL? 1052 00:37:28,433 --> 00:37:29,603 THAT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE. 1053 00:37:29,600 --> 00:37:30,770 THAT DOESN'T CONNECT IN ANY WAY. 1054 00:37:30,767 --> 00:37:31,997 - YOU GOTTA UNDERSTAND, 1055 00:37:32,000 --> 00:37:33,470 I FEEL LIKE AN OUTSIDER. 1056 00:37:33,467 --> 00:37:34,997 - WHY? 1057 00:37:35,000 --> 00:37:36,300 I WANTED YOU TO MEET WITH THEM, 1058 00:37:36,300 --> 00:37:37,470 AND EVERYONE LOVES YOU, 1059 00:37:37,467 --> 00:37:38,827 AND EVERYONE THINKS YOU'RE GREAT. 1060 00:37:38,834 --> 00:37:39,704 I DON'T WANT YOU TO FEEL LIKE THAT. 1061 00:37:39,700 --> 00:37:41,230 - OKAY, LET'S JUST LET IT-- 1062 00:37:41,233 --> 00:37:42,873 - I'M REALLY GLAD WE CLEARED IT UP THOUGH. 1063 00:37:42,867 --> 00:37:44,797 OKAY. - OKAY, GOOD. 1064 00:37:44,800 --> 00:37:46,270 - I FELT BAD. I REALLY, REALLY DID. 1065 00:37:46,266 --> 00:37:48,926 I WANT US TO HAVE FUN. I'M HERE TO HAVE FUN. 1066 00:37:48,934 --> 00:37:51,004 I'M EXCITED TO SEE YOUR HUSBAND'S SHOW. 1067 00:37:51,000 --> 00:37:52,330 - I'M OVER IT. LET'S PUT THIS IN THE PAST. 1068 00:37:52,333 --> 00:37:54,103 LET'S MOVE ON. IT'S JUST A MISUNDERSTANDING. 1069 00:37:54,100 --> 00:37:55,370 - WELL, I'M GLAD WE CLEARED IT UP. 1070 00:37:55,367 --> 00:37:57,297 - THEY'RE LAUGHING, YAY. 1071 00:37:57,300 --> 00:37:58,570 - THEY'RE GOOD. 1072 00:37:58,567 --> 00:38:01,397 I KNEW AS SOON AS THEY SPOKE THEY'D BE FINE. 1073 00:38:01,400 --> 00:38:02,770 - OKAY, LET'S-- 1074 00:38:02,767 --> 00:38:05,797 - MOVING ON, HAVING FUN. 1075 00:38:05,800 --> 00:38:07,400 - HELLO. - HI. 1076 00:38:07,400 --> 00:38:08,430 - ALL RIGHT, GIRLS, 1077 00:38:08,433 --> 00:38:09,973 SO WHAT ARE WE DOING NOW? 1078 00:38:09,967 --> 00:38:11,797 ARE WE GOING OUT? ARE YOU GOING OUT? 1079 00:38:11,800 --> 00:38:13,130 - I WOULD LOVE FOR EVERYBODY TO GO OUT. 1080 00:38:13,133 --> 00:38:14,133 WE SHOULD GO OUT. 1081 00:38:14,133 --> 00:38:15,903 - SHOULD WE GO, LIKE, BRUSH UP 1082 00:38:15,900 --> 00:38:17,530 AND THEN MEET YOU DOWNSTAIRS IN THE LOBBY? 1083 00:38:17,533 --> 00:38:18,633 DO YOU WANT TO DO THAT? 1084 00:38:18,633 --> 00:38:20,233 - YEAH. - YEAH? 1085 00:38:20,233 --> 00:38:21,773 WE'LL SEE YOU IN THE LOBBY. 1086 00:38:21,767 --> 00:38:23,327 - OKAY, WE'LL SEE YOU IN A LITTLE BIT. 1087 00:38:23,333 --> 00:38:24,803 - OKAY, SEE YOU IN A LITTLE BIT. 1088 00:38:24,800 --> 00:38:26,600 - YOU LOOK BEAUTIFUL. - THANK YOU. 1089 00:38:28,367 --> 00:38:29,767 - YOU WANT TO JUST HANG OUT WITH ME, HONEY? 1090 00:38:29,767 --> 00:38:31,727 - YEAH, I'M HERE WITH YOU. 1091 00:38:31,734 --> 00:38:33,874 - ALL RIGHT. 1092 00:38:33,867 --> 00:38:35,367 - HOW'S ADRIENNE DOING? 1093 00:38:35,367 --> 00:38:37,227 - YOU KNOW, I WAS JUST GONNA CALL HER MAYBE 1094 00:38:37,233 --> 00:38:38,603 AND SEE IF I COULD GET HER AND JUST-- 1095 00:38:38,600 --> 00:38:40,500 BUT IT'S KIND OF GETTING LATE. 1096 00:38:40,500 --> 00:38:42,400 PROBABLY GOING TO BED. I'LL JUST SEND HER A TEXT. 1097 00:38:42,400 --> 00:38:43,530 I'M JUST GONNA TELL HER-- 1098 00:38:43,533 --> 00:38:45,273 - YEAH, I REALLY WISH SHE WAS HERE. 1099 00:38:45,266 --> 00:38:48,596 I MEAN, YOU KNOW, I UNDERSTAND UNDER THE CIRCUMSTANCES, BUT... 1100 00:38:48,600 --> 00:38:50,230 - MY EXPECTATIONS FOR THE REST OF THE EVENING 1101 00:38:50,233 --> 00:38:54,403 WERE EVERYTHING WAS GONNA BE FINE. 1102 00:38:54,400 --> 00:38:56,700 HOW WRONG I WAS. 1103 00:39:00,934 --> 00:39:03,804 - NO, I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY INSECURITY PLAYS INTO THIS. 1104 00:39:03,800 --> 00:39:05,770 - WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT? 1105 00:39:09,266 --> 00:39:11,196 - WHAT THE HELL JUST HAPPENED? 1106 00:39:11,200 --> 00:39:13,270 - I'M A LITTLE CONFUSED. 1107 00:39:13,266 --> 00:39:14,626 - YEAH, ME TOO. 1108 00:39:14,633 --> 00:39:15,873 - THAT'S WHAT I'M GONNA SAY. 1109 00:39:15,867 --> 00:39:17,227 - I JUST DIDN'T KNOW 1110 00:39:17,233 --> 00:39:18,803 WHY YOU'D THINK I'M SO INSECURE. 1111 00:39:18,800 --> 00:39:20,900 YOU SAID IT. I DIDN'T SAY IT. 1112 00:39:24,367 --> 00:39:27,327 - WHEN I LEFT CAMILLE UPSTAIRS AND TAYLOR, 1113 00:39:27,333 --> 00:39:29,973 EVERYTHING WAS HUNKY-DORY. 1114 00:39:29,967 --> 00:39:32,227 AND THEN SUDDENLY SHE COMES DOWN, 1115 00:39:32,233 --> 00:39:34,573 HER FEELINGS WENT FROM THERE TO THERE. 1116 00:39:34,567 --> 00:39:37,627 SHE CHANGED 180 DEGREES. 1117 00:39:37,633 --> 00:39:39,173 - I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU ARE, BUT ALL I KNOW 1118 00:39:39,166 --> 00:39:40,296 IS I WAS TRYING TO BE NICE IN THE ROOM 1119 00:39:40,300 --> 00:39:41,400 AND I THOUGHT WE FIXED IT, 1120 00:39:41,400 --> 00:39:42,570 AND YOU CAME DOWN HERE AND WERE RUDE. 1121 00:39:42,567 --> 00:39:44,627 SO THAT'S ALL I KNOW. 1122 00:39:44,633 --> 00:39:46,603 DOES SHE HAVE AN IDENTICAL TWIN? 1123 00:39:46,600 --> 00:39:49,870 ARE THERE TWO CAMILLES? I'M NOT SURE. 1124 00:39:49,867 --> 00:39:51,697 - SO IF THAT WAS SAID UPSTAIRS 1125 00:39:51,700 --> 00:39:54,030 AND EVERYTHING WAS CALM WHEN YOU GUYS HAD A DRINK, 1126 00:39:54,033 --> 00:39:58,733 THEN WHAT HAPPENED BETWEEN THEN TO SUDDENLY POW? 1127 00:39:58,734 --> 00:40:01,234 - WELL, I THOUGHT ABOUT IT AND I SAID, 1128 00:40:01,233 --> 00:40:03,473 HMM, WHEN WE'RE TRYING TO APOLOGIZE TO ONE ANOTHER, 1129 00:40:03,467 --> 00:40:06,297 I THINK IT'S NICE TO BE OPEN AND HONEST. 1130 00:40:06,300 --> 00:40:08,570 BUT I THINK THROWING A LITTLE DIG ABOUT INSECURITY-- 1131 00:40:08,567 --> 00:40:09,827 - WELL, IT'S ONLY A DIG TO SOMEONE 1132 00:40:09,834 --> 00:40:11,704 WHO IS, LIKE, PARANOID ABOUT THAT. 1133 00:40:11,700 --> 00:40:13,530 'CAUSE IF SOMEONE SAID, "DON'T BE INSECURE ABOUT THAT," 1134 00:40:13,533 --> 00:40:15,533 I WOULD BE LIKE, "OKAY, YOU KNOW, THEN I WON'T BE." 1135 00:40:15,533 --> 00:40:18,303 - I DON'T THINK THAT'S SINCERE. 1136 00:40:18,300 --> 00:40:20,830 - YOU CAN PUT ON YOUR LITTLE VOICE 1137 00:40:20,834 --> 00:40:23,634 AND TRY TO ACT ALL SWEET, OKAY? 1138 00:40:23,633 --> 00:40:26,233 - BUT YOU LIKE TO THROW LITTLE DIGS AT ME. 1139 00:40:26,233 --> 00:40:27,773 - THAT IS SUCH BULL[bleep]. 1140 00:40:27,767 --> 00:40:29,867 - I'M SO ABOVE THIS. 1141 00:40:29,867 --> 00:40:34,127 - YOU KNOW WHAT, YOU NEED TO GET HELP. 1142 00:40:34,133 --> 00:40:35,773 - COMING UP... 1143 00:40:35,767 --> 00:40:38,027 - I DON'T THINK THAT. YOU THINK THAT. 1144 00:40:38,033 --> 00:40:40,133 - NO, YOU SAID IT TO ME. YOU SAID IT. 1145 00:40:40,133 --> 00:40:41,403 I WOULDN'T MAKE THAT UP. 1146 00:40:41,400 --> 00:40:44,500 - YOU'RE SUCH A [bleep] LIAR, CAMILLE. 1147 00:40:52,934 --> 00:40:54,234 - I'M SO ABOVE THIS. 1148 00:40:54,233 --> 00:40:56,503 - YOU KNOW WHAT, YOU NEED TO GET HELP. 1149 00:40:56,500 --> 00:40:57,930 - WHY DO YOU JUST KEEP DIGGING? 1150 00:40:57,934 --> 00:40:59,874 THOSE ARE SUCH MEAN THINGS TO SAY. 1151 00:40:59,867 --> 00:41:02,627 - THE CONVERSATION YOU GUYS HAD IN THE ROOM WENT OKAY. 1152 00:41:02,633 --> 00:41:04,033 - YEAH, BUT HONESTLY, 1153 00:41:04,033 --> 00:41:05,503 I'M GONNA BE HONEST ABOUT THAT CONVERSATION. 1154 00:41:05,500 --> 00:41:08,030 I REALLY FEEL THAT, I MEAN, 1155 00:41:08,033 --> 00:41:10,373 I REALLY DID HEAR YOU SAY WHAT YOU DID. 1156 00:41:10,367 --> 00:41:12,227 I MEAN, YOU KEEP TELLING ME YOU DIDN'T SAY THAT. 1157 00:41:12,233 --> 00:41:13,833 - YOU'RE STILL OBVIOUSLY THINKING 1158 00:41:13,834 --> 00:41:15,404 THAT I WAS BEING RUDE ABOUT HAWAII, STILL. 1159 00:41:15,400 --> 00:41:17,500 - I'M JUST NOT USED TO GETTING INTERROGATED LIKE THAT. 1160 00:41:17,500 --> 00:41:18,930 - SEE, NOW YOU ADMIT. 1161 00:41:18,934 --> 00:41:19,974 YOU THOUGHT THAT MY ASKING ABOUT YOUR VACATION-- 1162 00:41:19,967 --> 00:41:21,767 - YOU ASKED ME A LOT OF QUESTIONS. 1163 00:41:21,767 --> 00:41:23,127 - I WAS BEING NICE TO YOU. 1164 00:41:23,133 --> 00:41:25,003 NOW I'M NOT EVEN GONNA ASK YOU ANY QUESTIONS, OKAY? 1165 00:41:25,000 --> 00:41:28,530 'CAUSE OBVIOUSLY YOU TWIST EVERYTHING. 1166 00:41:28,533 --> 00:41:30,703 - I'M NOT TWISTING ANYTHING. 1167 00:41:30,700 --> 00:41:32,800 I'M JUST-- I'M NOT TWISTING ANYTHING. 1168 00:41:36,166 --> 00:41:39,526 - YOU NEED TO GET A THERAPIST IMMEDIATELY. 1169 00:41:39,533 --> 00:41:42,133 - WHY DO YOU KEEP THROWING DIGS? 1170 00:41:42,133 --> 00:41:44,203 - BECAUSE I WOULD NEVER SAY SOMETHING LIKE THAT. 1171 00:41:44,200 --> 00:41:46,170 FIRST OF ALL, I DON'T THINK THAT, "A," 1172 00:41:46,166 --> 00:41:47,466 AND "B," I WOULD NEVER SAY THAT. 1173 00:41:47,467 --> 00:41:49,467 EVEN IF I DID THINK IT, I WOULD NEVER SAY THAT. 1174 00:41:49,467 --> 00:41:51,127 - YOU DID SAY IT. - WHO TALKS LIKE THAT? 1175 00:41:51,133 --> 00:41:53,073 I DON'T THINK THAT. YOU THINK THAT. 1176 00:41:53,066 --> 00:41:54,226 - NO, YOU SAID IT TO ME. 1177 00:41:54,233 --> 00:41:55,333 I'M NOT LIKE THAT. 1178 00:41:55,333 --> 00:41:57,473 I'M REALLY NOT LIKE THAT, KYLE. 1179 00:41:57,467 --> 00:41:59,227 - GET YOUR STORY STRAIGHT. 1180 00:41:59,233 --> 00:42:01,173 - I'VE SEEN KYLE GET UPSET BEFORE. 1181 00:42:01,166 --> 00:42:04,296 BUT THIS WAS-- SHE WAS REALLY UPSET. 1182 00:42:04,300 --> 00:42:05,730 - I WAS ASKING EVERYBODY ABOUT, 1183 00:42:05,734 --> 00:42:07,374 "WHAT ARE YOU DOING FOR YOUR SPRING BREAK?" 1184 00:42:07,367 --> 00:42:09,727 THAT'S NORMAL CONVERSATION BETWEEN FRIENDS, CAMILLE. 1185 00:42:09,734 --> 00:42:11,374 - YEAH, BUT I DON'T REALLY KNOW YOU THAT WELL. 1186 00:42:11,367 --> 00:42:14,067 - OH, THEN I WON'T ASK YOU ANY MORE QUESTIONS, OKAY? 1187 00:42:14,066 --> 00:42:15,496 I WILL NOT ASK YOU ANY MORE QUESTIONS, BELIEVE ME, 1188 00:42:15,500 --> 00:42:17,300 BECAUSE YOU'RE PARANOID AND DELUSIONAL. 1189 00:42:17,300 --> 00:42:19,200 - THIS IS SO OUT OF-- 1190 00:42:19,200 --> 00:42:20,500 - YOU'RE JUST COVERING YOUR ASS. 1191 00:42:20,500 --> 00:42:21,770 - I HAVE NO-- 1192 00:42:21,767 --> 00:42:23,097 I DON'T HAVE ANY REASON TO COVER MY ASS. 1193 00:42:23,100 --> 00:42:24,830 I DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING. - YOU SAID IT. 1194 00:42:24,834 --> 00:42:27,704 YOU SAID IT. I WOULDN'T MAKE IT UP. 1195 00:42:27,700 --> 00:42:29,700 I JUST-- I WOULDN'T MAKE THAT UP. 1196 00:42:29,700 --> 00:42:32,400 I HAVE NO REASON TO. 1197 00:42:32,400 --> 00:42:34,670 - I JUST FELT LIKE EVERYONE'S FEELINGS WERE GETTING HURT 1198 00:42:34,667 --> 00:42:36,197 AND NOTHING WAS GETTING ACCOMPLISHED. 1199 00:42:36,200 --> 00:42:38,800 - WELL, THAT'S SUCH BULL[bleep], CAMILLE. 1200 00:42:38,800 --> 00:42:40,770 - AND THE MORE I STOOD UP FOR MYSELF, 1201 00:42:40,767 --> 00:42:43,597 JUST--SHE JUST KEPT GETTING MADDER AND MADDER. 1202 00:42:43,600 --> 00:42:45,870 I KNEW I WAS WINNING. 1203 00:42:45,867 --> 00:42:48,027 I JUST KNOW, COME ON. 1204 00:42:48,033 --> 00:42:50,873 YOU KNOW, THE PERSON THAT REMAINS IN CONTROL 1205 00:42:50,867 --> 00:42:52,367 IS THE ONE THAT WINS. 1206 00:42:52,367 --> 00:42:54,227 SHE LOST HER COOL. 1207 00:42:54,233 --> 00:42:56,503 SORRY, KYLE, YOU LOSE. 1208 00:42:56,500 --> 00:42:58,530 WELL, SHE KEEPS ATTACKING ME. 1209 00:42:58,533 --> 00:43:00,603 - I'M NOT ATTACKING. I'M DEFENDING MYSELF. 1210 00:43:00,600 --> 00:43:02,570 AND IF YOU'RE SAYING I SAID THINGS I DIDN'T SAY, 1211 00:43:02,567 --> 00:43:04,667 THEN WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO SAY? 1212 00:43:04,667 --> 00:43:07,027 - YOU DID SAY THAT, KYLE. YES, YOU DID. 1213 00:43:07,033 --> 00:43:10,373 I SWEAR ON MY MOTHER, WHO HAS CANCER, 1214 00:43:10,367 --> 00:43:14,067 YOU DID SAY THAT. 1215 00:43:14,066 --> 00:43:15,566 - YOU THINK THAT I SAID THAT. 1216 00:43:15,567 --> 00:43:17,427 - NO, YOU DID SAY IT. YOU SAID IT. 1217 00:43:17,433 --> 00:43:19,503 - OH, MY GOD, CAMILLE. 1218 00:43:19,500 --> 00:43:21,070 - YOU JUST CAN'T COP TO IT. 1219 00:43:21,066 --> 00:43:24,226 I'M JUST--I DON'T KNOW WHY YOU JUST CAN'T COP TO IT. 1220 00:43:24,233 --> 00:43:27,673 - YOU'RE SUCH A [bleep] LIAR, CAMILLE. 1221 00:43:32,700 --> 00:43:36,130 - NEXT TIME ON THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF BEVERLY HILLS... 1222 00:43:36,133 --> 00:43:37,973 - DO NOT [bleep] DRAG ME INTO THIS. 1223 00:43:37,967 --> 00:43:39,627 - OH, REALLY? DON'T PISS ME OFF. 1224 00:43:39,633 --> 00:43:40,833 - DO NOT UPSET ME. 1225 00:43:40,834 --> 00:43:42,204 I'M ABOUT TO TAKE YOU OUT BACK 1226 00:43:42,200 --> 00:43:45,000 AND PULL SOME OKLAHOMA ON YOUR ASS. 1227 00:43:45,000 --> 00:43:46,670 - CAMILLE, STRAIGHT AHEAD. RIGHT HERE, PLEASE. 1228 00:43:46,667 --> 00:43:49,497 - VERY NICE, CAMILLE. 1229 00:43:49,500 --> 00:43:51,500 - HOW ARE YOU? - I'M WELL. 1230 00:43:51,500 --> 00:43:53,330 - IT WAS SO AWKWARD AND UNCOMFORTABLE. 1231 00:43:53,333 --> 00:43:55,573 WHY DID I COME? 1232 00:43:55,567 --> 00:43:56,897 - HOW ARE YOU? - I'M WELL. 1233 00:43:56,900 --> 00:43:58,400 - SHE VERBALLY ASSAULTED ME. 1234 00:43:58,400 --> 00:43:59,830 I WILL NOT ACCEPT THAT. 1235 00:43:59,834 --> 00:44:01,734 - WHAT HAVE I DONE? 1236 00:44:01,734 --> 00:44:04,034 - TO LEARN MORE ABOUT THE HOUSEWIVES, 1237 00:44:04,033 --> 00:44:05,803 GO TO BRAVOTV.COM. 1238 00:44:05,800 --> 00:44:08,800 Captioning by CaptionMax www.captionmax.com 85306