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(upbeat jazz)
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(glasses clink)
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It's been such a delight getting to know you,
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my little shmunkely-punky.
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Mm, I just admire everything about you,
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the way you're so committed to your clients.
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Do you think that's made you who you are?
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Well, I'm just passionate
about marriages under attack,
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you know?
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I can't wait to get married and
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have an amazing family of ten, and-
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(record scratch)
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I mean, not with you,
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I mean, unless that's what you were saying.
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I mean, I'm open to it of-
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I mean, sorry (laughs)
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what were you asking?
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Um, you think marriages are under attack?
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By whom?
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The enemy!
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The great deceiver, the
tempter, the false accuser-
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Like, White Collar?
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Sounds pretty intimidating.
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Impressive, even.
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Well, actually, no, not humans.
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But, the great spiritual forces of evil.
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You don't really believe that, do you?
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Heaven, spirits, fairies?
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Well, actually, yes.
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I mean, not the fairy part, but.
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And that's what I find so endearing about you,
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my little pug, aww.
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(laughs)
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How you give people hope,
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even when there's really no hope at all.
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So, when am I gonna see your office?
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(Esther laughs)
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(door opens)
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Roger!
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(sighs)
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Just because you're not
the only man in my life anymore
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doesn't mean you can run
away from me whenever you want!
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(sighs)
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(door closes)
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(grunts) Roger.
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(tablet beeps)
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Hey, Esther, I'm so sorry to bother you,
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I know you're really busy.
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Hi, Gabby!
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What's up?
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How was your 12 hours apart from Vince?
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Oh, no, it was really good, actually.
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(tablet beeps)
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Sorry, Gabby, just one second.
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Yeah, okay.
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Esther, hey.
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Vince?
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I'm so sorry to bug you on your day off,
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but I have a little bit of a problem.
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I'm kinda freaking out 'cause
Gabby's not talking to me.
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I don't know what I did.
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Okay, fine, maybe I came home
a little bit late last night,
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and she was all paranoid
about the pizza guy and his face
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and this whole thing, and-
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Okay, fine, I might've told her
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that she was jumping to conclusions,
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and then she said that I-
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Vince, I should-
I don't listen,
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But I listen, I'm listening!
Vince.
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I listen to-
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(door opens)
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Hello, excuse me,
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I'm trying to have a private conversation here.
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I called her first, actually.
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Whoa.
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You know what?
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You're still not listening to me.
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White Collar has been following us
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by pretending to be other people.
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Uh-huh, and this is all
because the creepy pizza guy,
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you know, left with a different face.
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I know it sounds crazy, but that's what I saw.
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Okay.
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Wait, who's White Collar?
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White Collar is a supervillain who is
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trying to destroy all superhero teams.
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Destroy how?
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By breaking us up, turning us against each other,
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by literally making us doubt each other.
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Okay, look, just tell me
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which pizza place you ordered from
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and I will make sure that they never bother you,
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ever again.
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I'll take care of that-
You, you still-
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Enough!
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Gabby, how was the 12 hours apart?
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Actually, I did a lot.
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Great!
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Tell me about it.
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Well, for starters,
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I finally cleaned out the
coupon cabinet in the kitchen.
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Wait, wait, wait.
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My coupons?
Stop, stop.
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I threw out the expired
ones and then with the rest
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I saved them by date and
location, so it's organized.
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Wow!
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Yeah, and then I painted the nursery,
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I talked to Ricochet,
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I took the super suits to the dry cleaners,
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and I steam cleaned the curtains.
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Oh, nope. (laughs)
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No, no you didn't,
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because I remember the
steam cleaner being broken.
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(Gabby snaps)
(steam hisses)
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Of course.
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I'm impressed.
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Vince, what about you?
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Oh, me? (laughs)
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Well I-
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I did a lot of things.
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I played the superhero
fantasy league with Gunshow.
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That's what I did, yep.
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Okay, great.
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So what was it like spending the day apart?
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Well, to be honest, I
actually started to miss him.
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Aw, really?
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I missed you too.
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I really did.
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(cell phone chimes)
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Oh, sorry this is just my-
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(cell phone chimes)
my team won.
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I'll just-
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I'll shut that off.
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(sighs) Okay.
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Let's try something different.
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Now that you've spent 12 hours apart,
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I want you two to spend 12 hours together.
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Okay, now remember your love languages.
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Vince, don't forget to
do acts of service for Gabby,
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and Gabby, don't forget how important
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quality time is for Vince.
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Make it special, relish the moments.
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Let me show you.
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No, no, no, no.
Let me show you.
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All righty, all righty.
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Look at that!
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You are ridiculous.
That's really good!
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(laughs)
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Well no, no, no, hold on-
I've got this,
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look, look, look.
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What!
Okay, pound it, all right.
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Look at this, look at that sizzle.
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Okay check it out.
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Okay.
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(laughs)
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All right, what are you feeling?
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Romance, thriller, superhero flick?
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No, not superhero, I need a break from work.
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Really?
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Mm-hmm.
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Okay, then...
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Romance it is.
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This is nice.
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Yeah.
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You know, maybe we can
be like Gunshow and Ricochet.
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(crickets)
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Just a little gun show right there.
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Ahh!
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Woo!
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Ahh.
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You're a king, I am a king.
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Babe.
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What is it?
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Can you see that I had the door closed?
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Sorry, a thousand more followers
and we're at a million.
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And then what?
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Two million! (laughs)
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Yeah, you know what,
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I'm getting a key to the city tomorrow, so
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I'm gonna go to bed, but enjoy your followers.
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I do all the work, you get all the glory.
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That's how it goes.
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Who's this guy?
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What?
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Are you accusing me of cheating?
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Is that what you're doing?
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I mean I might as well,
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it's not like there's any love left at home.
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Why would you say that?
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I mean everything that we have it's just,
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it's a total sham.
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Is this not apparent to you?
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Everything that we do,
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it's all online, it's all fake.
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It's not like it was always like that.
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When you first started flying,
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you used to take me around the city on dates.
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You used to always take me around.
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That was back before-
What happened to that?
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That was back before they levied a super hero tax
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in crossing every county line, okay?
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That's over!
Oh, Gunshow, you-
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That's in the past, okay?
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You can afford it, are you kidding?
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Tell me who the guy is in the photo, huh?
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Why'd you blur him out?
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He is a fan.
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Stop lying to me.
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Just-
He is a fan,
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he wanted a picture.
That's a great excuse.
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You can't even answer me.
Are you having me followed?
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Is that was this-
Why, should I be?
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Should I be having you followed?
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Yeah, maybe it would
show that you cared for once!
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Huh?
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You know what, we both
stopped caring a long time ago.
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(Vince laughs)
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(groans)
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(knocking)
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Vince?
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Gabby!
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Vince, buddy!
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(knocking)
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Come on.
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What, what?
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We're getting a divorce.
We're getting a divorce.
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You really know how to
break a man's heart, all right.
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You think that I'm cheating on you!
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No I don't think that you're cheating on me,
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I just-
Why would I-
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(all shouting)
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Guys, guys.
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Have you guys ever tried "I" statements?
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(beeping)
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And then, they were like,
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"We're gonna get a divorce."
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So guess what we did?
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We helped!
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How?
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We talked to them about pain cycles.
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And love languages.
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Come on, yes!
Good job.
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Honestly, I can't believe I'm gonna say this, but
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I actually think they're worse off than we are.
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Yeah I mean, White Collar was involved, for sure.
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He was trying to get them to split up
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and distrust each other.
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But you know what?
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I get it.
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It feels so good to be able to help.
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And it made us not feel so alone.
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The fact that God could even use us like that?
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It just-
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I don't know, it really-
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I think it gave us purpose.
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Yeah.
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We made a huge decision, Esther.
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(sighs)
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We have decided to fight for our marriage.
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Yes, yes, yes, praise Jesus!
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We have a long way to go.
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Mainly him.
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Oh get out of here.
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You got a lot of work to do.
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Fine.
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(laughs) Just kidding.
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But we could not have done it without you,
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and God of course.
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That's where the real power is.
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I love you.
I love you.
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(Esther laughs)
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Oh!
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(knock on door)
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Excuse me.
275
00:10:08,294 --> 00:10:09,599
(phone vibrates)
Oh!
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00:10:09,600 --> 00:10:11,796
Hey, the Commissioner's
finally calling me for once.
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00:10:11,797 --> 00:10:12,669
There you go.
278
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{\an8}Hey listen,
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00:10:13,503 --> 00:10:14,709
{\an8}we found out that White Collar
280
00:10:14,710 --> 00:10:16,649
{\an8}was chasing you two the whole time.
281
00:10:16,650 --> 00:10:18,139
{\an8}He's a shape shifter, too.
282
00:10:18,140 --> 00:10:20,265
No, but I have a-
I wanna see the place
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00:10:20,266 --> 00:10:21,689
where you work, and I-
284
00:10:21,690 --> 00:10:23,809
Vince, Gabby, this is my fiancee-
285
00:10:23,810 --> 00:10:25,299
boyf-
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00:10:25,300 --> 00:10:26,158
Third date?
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00:10:26,159 --> 00:10:26,991
It's him!
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00:10:26,992 --> 00:10:28,529
{\an8}Listen, if you can capture him,
289
00:10:28,530 --> 00:10:31,030
{\an8}you'll become full fledged superheros!
290
00:10:32,372 --> 00:10:33,811
What do you say?
291
00:10:33,812 --> 00:10:34,644
Wait!
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00:10:34,645 --> 00:10:36,159
We got this.
293
00:10:36,160 --> 00:10:37,210
What?
294
00:10:37,854 --> 00:10:41,548
I didn't mean to call you my fiancee!
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(upbeat electronic music)
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