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This is the city, Los Angeles, California.

I'm Peter Marshall, a private investigator.

This town's been good to me, the town and its only wives.

I specialize in divorce cases, but now for a two -week vacation.

Thank you.

Tell me, what brings you here?

Well, I come here because I'd like to have a divorce from my husband.

I see.

What I would like to do is follow my husband because I know he's going around

me and I sure don't like him.

So I would like to get enough evidence against him so I have a back and get by

the board.

And my eyes began to wander.

My mind really went wild.

Mr. Marshall?

Mr. Marshall, are you listening to me?

Oh, yeah, yeah. I mean, yes.

Now, let's see.

You want me to follow your husband and gather enough evidence so that you can

get a divorce, right?

Right. So, does this mean that you take the job?

Yes?

Cancel that vacation, Angel.

I just took a case.

Hi, people. I want to introduce you to Pete.

Hi, how are you?

George and Zach.

Hi. I sure remember his name well.

Hi.

Hi,

this is Mr.

Marshall.

The one I have talked to you about. Mr.

Marshall, how are you?

I've heard a lot about you. She talks about you all the time.

Sure.

Told me she met you in New York before we were married.

What kind of work did you say you were in?

As a matter of fact, I'm a Jew. I'm from New York.

Oh, you are.

Sounds pretty interesting.

Kathy, why don't you go make Mr. Markle one of our special drinks?

I'd love to, baby.

I'll be right back.

I think you'll enjoy this drink.

It's just great.

It's hot,

don't you think?

Well, does it do anything for you?

I was sure Bill Cardinal was on to me and my reason for being there.

But how?

So I started to feel really weird.

I thought it might be the booze, but I'd only had one drink.

Things began to lose proportion.

People were doing odd things.

Hey,

you all right?

All right, all right. Where's your car? I'll take it to my place.

Over there.

I'm gonna lay down on the couch.

Are you alright?

I worried about you.

Felt like you'd dig our little joke, but I knew you didn't know what was going

on.

Haven't you ever been on LSD before?

Uh -huh.

Well, that's for the best, isn't it?

Yeah, isn't it gas?

You could know just how much of a gas it is.

Thanks. It's beautiful when you tipple. Come on.

Thank you.

After I left Kathy, I went to my office.

Well, there it is.

All the information that you need to get him.

Your divorce should be pretty easy.

Thanks, Pete.

You're a real doll.

Thank you, honey.

May we think it better sometime after our divorce?

Why wait?

We'll build it.

You bastard, what the hell is this? So this is your game.

What do you think you're doing?

Some kind of a wife you are.

What pictures?

Where did those come from?

Where did you get these pictures?

That couldn't be me.

You're my trusty little camera.

I can just see what's happening here, but you have no right at all to talk to

like this. What do you mean I have no right?

This is my business.

That's not your business. That is my business. But you're my wife. You can't

things like this behind my back. It's so special that you can do it and I can't.

You know, you know.

Buck it up, Billy boy.

So just cool it off for me, all right?

I'm never going to have a divorce.

Yeah, we're going to have a divorce. You're damn right we're going to have a

divorce. The sooner the better.

You don't have

to grin at me like

this. It's not funny at all.

It's been a pleasure giving you the business, kid.

Hello, Kathy.

Pete.

Are you busy this evening?

Fine, fine.

Look, why don't we get together and celebrate the end of this thing, huh?

I'll see you in a little while.

Bye -bye.