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Take the good like you've never got to take it as the best of hell. I'm scared

to hold you so deep.

Life can put you on your knees.

Just grab a hold and smile as you beat it. Faster and faster, the moment's upon

us. Gotta learn the facts of it's gonna be a blast. A lot of learning on the

facts of us.

But I'm not the one complaining.

I can't believe this girl has some weedy nerds coming over to tutor us.

Well, if he can give me a B in math, I'll make sure to give him the D in sex

The only D they have stands for dork.

What else would it stand for?

Oh, gross, Blair!

Oh, great. If it isn't the nerd patrol now.

Girls, girls, girls, this is Johnny and Willis. They are your tutors today.

I'm going to bring you snacks later, but I'm going to leave you to get to it.

Are you good at math? I bet you're good at math, right?

Uh, actually, I'm here for science.

That's okay. You'll do too.

Well, thanks for chilling, right?

Can't we just study without this turning into some type of porno?

Oh my god.

I don't get what's going on.

You'll have to prove your worth to me.

Well, how do we do that?

Well, you can have sex with Nat.

Yes.

You'll have sex with Joe.

Oh, but why?

Well, whoever's the best at, hmm, and has the biggest

thingy can come into my bedroom with me.

It'll be fun.

Yeah, come on. If I can't prove myself to you, I won't get to fuck her.

If they're not going to fuck you, then I guess you're both just going to have to

fuck Natalie.

studying coming along.

Good.

Natalie? I think she's brushing her teeth.

Well, if she doesn't come back you

let me know. You're all still grounded.

Now it's my turn to teach you a finger tune.

Thank you.

um um

Oh, yeah.

Mmm.

Oh.

What?

I'm afraid that I'm too pretty to have to work that hard.

My whole universe is in a hot... damn state while i calculate the odds

this study session might be a date i don't know if i'm fit for this i've

touched a clitoris her boyfriend scares me he's quite big i wonder if she's into

trig i can't wait till i feel a big bang oh boy i wanna feel the big

Roman, you look terrible.

Does it hurt?

A little bit.

But I calculated the risk of death to be worth the reward.

Crap, I forgot Amy was coming over.

Are you ready for the comic book convention?

Oh, I totally forgot.

You said you would go.

I cannot go alone.

Come on, let's get dressed.

You're running late.

Do we have to go?

You said you would go.

These two are aliens, and I'm very excited you did.

Do you have a dark one?

Oh, that one's mine, yes.

I took a very good look at your hair.

Um,

I will help you if you need to do anything.

I can use that.

Oh, these things are tight.

Yeah.

So we're aliens?

Yes. This is what we are? Yeah.

What else would we be?

Okay,

guys. Oh, hey, Sheldon.

What happened to your face?

I was walking and I got mugged. You got mugged? He took my outfit.

He took your costume.

I spent hours on that costume. I'm sure it was nothing. I'm sure it was nothing.

Well, this will have to do then.

You're still coming with us.

Let's get going.

We're going to be late, and I don't want to miss the parade.

We're in it.

I know.

We're so lucky.

Come on, you.

That was so much fun.

That was excellent.

So lame.

It was not lame.

The people were talking to you in special languages. It was fantastic.

I thought you were one of us.

Oh, my darling, I cannot believe you were hit.

It does make you look very rugged and edgy.

It does?

Yes.

Where are my manners?

You look fantastic in spandex.

Amy, come here.

I don't think you were like this.

What can I say? Seeing you in cosplay really gets me riled.

I can definitely pick me.

I mean, it is very nice.

Mm -hmm.

I'd be more than happy to share if you were so willing.

Really?

Mm -hmm.

So, is that okay?

What? What?

If you wanted it this bad, all you had to do was ask.

And I never thought you'd be down for this.

It's so hard.

God, it's so big.

One, two, three.

I really am.

Oh my gosh.

I told you you were completely irresistible.

I do.

Just wait for me to give me an opening.

I want to taste it.

Oh my

god, it tastes so good.

I like to call it Amy's spot.

She does.

um

What?

Thank you.

Oh my god.

Do it, do it, do it.

Thank you.

Oh, my God.

Oh, you made me so fucking hurt.

Oh, my God.

I can

go in just like that. Don't stop.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Oh, right there.

Oh, my God, you're going to make me cum.

Keep going, keep going.

Yes. Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Oh, I hate it. Oh,

yeah, keep doing that. Keep doing that.

Oh, I hate it.

I hate it so good.

Bye. Bye.

Oh my god.

You want to switch it up something?

Thank you.

Ouch!

I'm just laying around.

What?

I don't know.

I should have gone to the conventions all the time.

Costs are really good to be an addict.

Does it?

Amy, I never knew you were such a slut.

Good.

Alright, I'm making cookies for my study people.

Thanks. Thank you.

Growing ready to need nourishment.

So that one's microtubules.

Microtubules. Okay, okay, I have this one.

Microtubules are the space in the testicle where the chromatogenesis

before the sperm exits the body.

Mom, stop.

Biology is important!

If I end later, I might as well just drop out.

There I go. There I go. This is the next one.

Okay. We need to know all of these terms.

It's going to be on our test.

And then we have to do the review question.

You got me. Right?

What's the next word?

Um... Okay, that's all. Okay, it's got to be...

Oh, honey, before I forget, I think of that powder for that itch you have. It's

in the bedroom.

Oh, my God.

It's not for anything like this.

Yeah, it was just a skin thing. It's not.

I'm like, Mom, why did you need to say that right now?

You see, Tom, I don't want to forget, sweetheart. I met a bottle and forget

things.

I didn't need to know that either.

She's just trying to help.

It's good.

These chromosomes.

Hey, skin cells.

Wonderful.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, here, here, darling.

Here you go.

Thank you. Okay, yeah.

She's just... I

better

get that.

Yeah, yeah, you can.

Thank you.

How's it going?

It's really good.

We're going to be talking about mitosis tonight. It's fabulous.

It's amazing.

Are you okay?

Do you need some water?

Yeah. Just get this pen.

Okay, okay.

Can you do on?

Young people, I mean real.

That's good.

Okay.

You're facing.

Everything okay out there?

Wow, look at the hands on Donna.

I smoke cookies and sex.

Shut up, girl.

Oh, Donna, what are you doing sitting on Eric's lap?

We're just doing homework.

Homework, huh?

That doesn't look like any homework I've seen.

Biology, sexual reproduction.

You hear that?

Sexual reproduction.

Pretty complicated.

Exactly. So, Ms. Foreman, what do you got going on in there?

Just making cookies.

Oh, cookies!

Oh, Eric, if Red Seas don't own your life, he's going to put a foot in your

Here you go, boy.

Cookies! Yes.

So, did you change something up this time? I think I smell something a little

different.

It must be the new hairspray. You are so cute.

Thanks, Mom.

Thank you.

Oh, thank you for the cookies, Miss Kitty.

You're welcome.

Yeah, thanks for forming. This is great.

Get out of here. Hey, pervert. I want the cookies.

Where's my pervert phone?

What was that?

I didn't even get to finish.

I'm just going with this, guys.

I'm not done with you yet.

Thank you.

Oh, what is that?

Oh, hey, cookies.

Oh, I mean, kitty, your cookies are so good.

Great cookies, Mom.

Thanks. Oh, good, darling.

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

My cookies!

Oh my God.

Oh!

Oh! Oh!

Oh! Oh! Oh! Sorry.

That was... We were practicing. It was... sexual interruption. I'm sorry.

Hey there.

Yeah,

cum in your hair? That's what it is.

No, but, it's gum.

No?

Um, well...

I mean, I'm good friends with Rob Carpenter, and we're like this. You

him. Yeah.

Yeah, so we're really running into each other.

Bye.

Anyway, what courses are you taking this year?

Bud.

Hold on, I better see what's that.

Bud.

I definitely don't want to cut it. I don't know, it's good.

No, it's good.

I can't believe I just said it.

Oh my gosh.

I was so worried.

Yeah, I don't want to cut that part.

Thanks.

we are doing.

Yeah. This feels great.

Thank you.

Oh, yeah.

Thank you so much.

Kelly? Yeah, yeah, Mom.

I'm coming.

I love you.

I love you. I love you.

I love you.

Oh, yeah.

Mmm.

Thank you.

Yeah.

Thank you.

Bye! Have you seen Pepper? I can't find her anywhere.

No, I don't know where she is. You didn't say anything to embarrass me,

Me? Of course not.

I just think it's really weird that I can't find her anywhere and you didn't

anything.

Yep.

Strange.

Alright.

or whatever

real life girl.

Oh, man.

Huh.

Bye!

You know what, stay there.

Oh.

My.

God.

oh oh

Bye!

What do you need?

It's weird.

I don't know what to tell you.

What are you doing?

Oh, not you two.

No, no, no, no, no.

Oh, my God. You are seriously sober.

No, no, no, no.

No, I'll find cover by myself.

Oh, fuck yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Unfortunately, my boss is going to have me work another late night tonight.

Ah, shut up. I have something special planned for us.

I know, but I won't make it up to you. I promise.

Okay. All right. I understand.

Thank you.

Oh, Belly G, Mom. I'm going to be late for school.

Oh, yes, you are. Don't forget your book, Beaver.

I'm going to be late, too. I've got to go.

Have a good day at school.

Thanks, Pop.

Not in front of the boy.

I gotta go.

Don't forget your book.

Bye mom. Bye. See ya.

Have a good day.

Oh beaver.

Hi, Miss June. Hi, hello.

Good morning.

How are you today?

I'm doing well.

It's so hot outside.

Oh, man.

It's actually a little hot in here.

Miss June, your boss is quite open.

What's going on?

I should go.

No.

No? No.

Thank you.

Are you sure I haven't delivered something?

Oh, the neighbors.

They can get their milk later today or tomorrow.

Not my milk.

Miss June, what about June and Little Beaver?

Don't worry about them.

They won't be home till tonight.

We are just fine.

Thank you.

Today,

we're going to do delivery.

Are you sure?

oh man

I need to go back there.

Oh, wow.

Oh, Jesus.

How do you want me?

Right here.

Oh.

Go, Miss June.

Go, genius June. I think you got a special delivery.

Mom, what's going on here?

We were just getting our milk delivered.

We were just getting our milk delivered.

But I thought our milk came from cows.

Oh, geez.