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Or what is it she wanted?

Did you enjoy your show, kids?

Yeah, it was really great.

Thank you.

Oh yes.

Come on now.

Oh, oh, there's the, oh, there's the boat.

Yeah.

Yeah, it's the boat.

Yeah, it's the boat.

Hey, hey.

I'm Puritan.

Thank you.

Then, in the spirit of the playoffs, we're going to be drawing out the first

-2 -3 action.

Amen.

Good morning.

That's what I call a wake -up call.

You just have some, like, morning breath?

Whoa.

Keep pushing that face down. Yeah.

Do you want to have sex?

You know, babe, I'm kind of tired still.

I was thinking, you know, maybe you could just keep blowing me, you know?

don't forget the balls, okay?

Yeah.

Really? I told you I was tired.

It's fine. I'll do all the work. Just hurry up.

Oh my God.

You come yet?

No, I'm not there yet.

Are you stabbing me again?

I told you not that fast, come on.

What? Told you I'm tired.

I mean, it's like drying up while it's getting gross.

It's kind of fucking disgusting.

Can you clean it up already?

What? No.

I didn't even get the cum.

You know what?

I just met him at school.

Friends?

Oh, come on, Mom. Leave my friend alone.

I'll fix him.

Hey, I'll be right back.

Thank you.

Yes.

Cool.

Hi.

I don't know.

I don't know.

like that.

You're good, don't you?

Oh my

god.

I'm gonna put down the battery.

Yes!

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. It's so fucking deep.

Shit.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

my God. This is so fucking good. Oh,

my God.

She said...

There you go.

Yes.

Oh, fuck, yes.

Oh, gosh.

Thank you so much.

You take really good care of your body.

No, I'll give it to you.

Yes. Oh, my God.

Yes.

Oh, my God. Yes.

Yes.

Oh, my God. Yes.

I'm gonna come.

This is my place.

Meet yourself at home.

Have a seat. Get comfortable.

Hey.

Bud, don't be rude. He's your friend. Mom doesn't tell you.

You know what, Kel? Just because everybody doesn't hook up with the whole

football team doesn't mean we don't have friends.

Anyway, this is Rob.

This is my mom, Peggy, and my sister, Kelly.

Hi. Nice meeting you.

You know what? Can I get you something to drink?

Yeah, I'll take a soda.

We have tap water.

Well done.

Really nice meeting you.

Really nice meeting you.

Don't you have to clean your room?

No.

You better before your dad gets home.

Whatever, Mom.

Hello.

How do you know Bud?

I just met him at school.

Oh.

Oh, come on, Mom. Leave my friend alone.

I'll fix him.

Hey, I'll be right back, though. I have to go.

Hey,

Dad. I'm pregnant.

Oh.

This is Bundy.

Do you do this with all of us friends?

Wow, that was a huge load.

Okay.

We're done.

Bye, bud.

Mom, what's that on the couch?

everywhere, you know?

Well, um, let me go check and make sure Kelly's cleaning her room.

Sorry about my family, man.

No apologies necessary.

Want to watch some TV?

Yeah, sure, I'm good.

Jesus.

So what are you guys watching?

TV.

Good son.

Thank you.

We're going to get this.

Kids! Hi,

Mom. What are you doing?

Oh, I just wanted to check on you. Do you guys need anything?

Nope. It looks like we're... We're all set.

Kids, that's fine.

Rob?

Kel? What the heck is going on?

You already know what that is anyway.

Just go back to watching TV.

I cannot believe you.

To watch TV?

Um,

what are you watching, Herbert?

Dude, you've been jerking off this whole time?

This house is full of crazy

people. I'm leaving.