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[rhythmic beating]

[rhythmic beating increasing]

[exhaling deeply]

[coach] Defense, defense!

Ugh!

[coach] Come on, ref, foul!

Ugh!

Good one!

[sparse applause]

Time!

Time, time!

[whistle blowing]

All right!

You guys suck.

No, really?

[man] Come on, let's go!

[coach] Looking good. Way to go.

Nothing to worry about. It's fine.

No problem. Hot out there, isn't it?

Shouldn't have got in his way, Scotty.

Hey, Scott-o, looking good out there!

Yeah, how would you know, Stiles?

You want to forfeit the game?

Yeah. What's wrong with that?

No? No!

My players have league scoring records at stake.

It wouldn't be fair to them.

I just thought if we quit now,

you'd beat the 5:00 traffic.

There's a lot to learn from losing.

OK, we'll play, if it's that big a deal to you.

Hit me, I got it! Over here, over here!

All right, set it up! Push it up!

It's not going too well, is it?

What do you expect, Thorne? Look at the sneakers they're wearing.

If our guys had sneakers like that,

there's no telling what they could do.

Shoot it!

We're all open!

Jump it!

That fat kid's got a great arm.

[whistle blowing]

Over here, pass it!

Forget it, dork!

[growling]

Nice try!

Good game.

Come on, I wanna get out of here.

[coach] Hey, come on, it's not that bad!

First game of the season, 11 more to go.

Hey, it's just a game!

You bozos better shape up out there. I can't do this all by myself.

What is that, liverwurst?

What?

Thought you were supposed to be on a diet, Chub.

I don't know what you're talking about.

Chub, look at this.

Give me that! Stop snooping around in my locker.

Look, Chub, big guy,

I could smell that liverwurst from over there.

Oh, yeah, right. Underneath these?

Whoo! All right!

Yeah, great game, guys! We showed them.

We lost, Stiles!

Umpire needed glasses.

Cheeseball. Terrific, Brad.

Hey, Scotto, you know that $7 you owe me?

You owe me.

Listen, Scott, this is important.

If I don't find a keg for tonight,

they won't let me into that party.

Even if you come up with the cash, where're you gonna buy it?

Later. Lend me $5.

Later. $2.

Hey, Chub, how's the diet?

Hey, Lemonade, give me five, man!

You were terrific out there, Lemonade!

What the hell is that?

Ah!

Hey, hey, Lemonade, my man! What it is?

Listen, uh, I'm raising some cash

for our school's Afro-American festival

and I thought maybe... Mick, can we talk?

Hey, Scotty, come on in.

Great game out there today.

You want a thigh or a wing or something?

No, that's not necessary, Coach.

Listen, you know... you know how you always said

that if any of us guys had any problems,

I mean, even personal ones, that we should come and see you?

Hey, that's what I'm here for.

Great, because, uh, I got a problem.

Oh, yeah? What kind of problem?

As you can see, I'm a very busy man here.

Uh, yeah, well, it's kind of complicated.

Oh. Oh, those kind of problems, yeah.

What is it, drugs, girls?

Boy, I'd sure like to help you,

but I'm really tapped out this month.

The IRS is breathing down my neck

like it's some kind of personal vendetta against Bobby Finstock.

No, Coach...

How can I put this?

I'm going through changes.

Oh, that. Don't worry about that. We all go through that.

Some a little bit later than others. I'm sorry I didn't notice,

but I haven't been hanging around the locker room all that much.

No...

You see, Coach, I just don't think it's gonna be possible

for me to play on the team anymore.

Oh, yeah.

Well, look, uh, Scotty, I know what you're going through.

A couple years back, a kid came to me much the same way

you're coming to me now, saying to me pretty much the same thing

that you're saying. He wanted to drop off the team.

His mother was, uh, a widow.

All crippled up, she was scrubbing floors.

She had, uh, had this pin in her hip.

So he wanted to drop basketball and get a job.

Now, these were poor people. These were...

These were hungry people with real problems.

You understand what I'm saying?

What happened to the kid?

I don't know. He quit.

He was a 3rd-stringer, I didn't need him.

Yeah, Coach, I'm a first-stringer.

Yeah, and you already got a job working for your old man.

The fact of the matter is, I should

be coming to you when I need money.

Fine, uh...

Thanks a lot, Coach.

Hey, don't mention it.

Like I said before, mi casa su casa.

Thanks.

[girls talking and laughing]

Oh, hi, Boof. Scott.

Yeah. Hi, you going to work?

Can I walk with you?

Catch you later, Boof, at the party.

Bye, Tina, Trina... Tina.

I had the strangest dream last night, Boof. It was bizarre.

Was I in this one?

Yeah, yeah, you and... and Pamela, and a bunch of chickens.

Boof, how the hell are you?

No! Say no.

Chickens? Great talking to you!

Yeah, big chickens, giant. Like fryers, you know?

You know, that guy was right. We do suck.

No news there.

71-12. I don't even know what I'm doing out there.

I'm sick of it, Boof. I'm sick of being so average.

And it's not just basketball. I-I-it's this school.

It's this town. It's everything.

I like Beacontown.

I'd just like my life to change.

You know, I don't want to end up

working for my dad at the hardware store.

Your father's a terrific guy.

Boof, look at me.

Now, try and be objective.

Am I all right?

I mean, is there anything wrong with me?

You should probably shower after basketball.

I do.

Then no, there's nothing wrong with you.

Well, then, uh, why won't Pamela Wells say two words to me?

You can do a lot better than Pamela Wells.

Like who?

Don't you have to be at work?

Hey. Hey, did I say something wrong?

No, no. See you at the party, OK?

Hey, Angela.

Hi, Scotty, how're you doing? What was the score?

Very funny.

[Dad] Fifty. What was the score?

71...

Don't tell me. I'll lose my count.

We're down to our last waffle iron.

You know these wrenches are made in India?

How do they expect me to compete with the big boys?

"I'm not Sears and Roebuck." I'm not Sears and Roebuck.

Well, I'm not. You look a little tired today, Scott.

That coach is not giving you boys steroids or anything, is he?

Not likely. Maybe he should. We lost 71-12.

You know, Beacontown hasn't won a

ball game in, it must be three years.

Ow! [sharp whistle blowing]

Don't take it personally, Scott.

It's all part of growing up.

Yeah, uh, yeah, I guess so.

Uh, any deliveries?

[whistle blowing]

Ah!

[Dad] Some strange-sounding guy called.

Sounded like he was in a big hurry.

Ah! Today?

I'm not sure what I wrote down, but check the clipboard.

"Check the clipboard."

That's what it's there for.

Well, it is.

[whistle blowing]

It's broken.

Dog whistle?

Hi, Mr. Thorne. How are you, sir?

Whoa!

Thanks.

Whoa, what an arm.

Thanks, Mr. Thorne.

Appreciate it.

Go to hell.

"I knew he was out there.

I didn't actually hear him,

but I knew he was there.

I could only see a thin, white crack of light,

which set my bedroom apart..."

[man] More sensual, darling! We need to feel you! Want to smell you!

Hurt me, hurt me!

"...from the dense and heavy darkness.

But surely, I could feel him. It was Nick."

[crashing sound]

What was that?

Sor... Sorry, sir. That was me.

What do you want from me, hmm?

What do people want from me?

I am merely trying to rehearse, hmm?

Uh, yeah, I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

I've got the stuff that you ordered.

Wait, are you from the hardware store?

Uh, yeah.

Ah. Uh...

Uh, Pamela, excuse me, um...

Are you going to the party tonight?

Because, uh, if you are, I'd like to give you a ride.

The paint... My paint. A can of cocoa, a can of mauve, am I right?

Uh, right.

Kirk, how was my reading?

Uh, uh, beautiful, darling. Very sensual.

I'm still in pain. Thank you.

Uh, you're welcome.

Listen, about tonight, I mean, I'm serious.

I'd like to take you. Uh, I... I've got a van.

Hope your acting's better than your hook shot, boy.

I already have a ride.

Or maybe you were just acting like a basketball player.

He just delivers hardware, Mick.

Well, maybe he should get back to delivering it. Come on.

Ooh! [laughing]

[laughing]

[Lolley] I said, "mauve," not turquoise!

Uh, Mr... Mr. Lolley...

The boss says I'm to pick up a keg of beer.

That right?

Well, the boss called you, right?

Can't say he did.

Oh, hot damn!

The boss is throwing a big bash for one of the boys

down at the gravel pit.

[chuckling] He just got paroled.

[chuckling]

Hmm.

Well, I got, uh, plenty of bread.

[chuckling]

Here. Here's a little extra for you.

Got to see your ID...

...sport.

I don't even like beer.

Never...

...say... die.

[clears throat]

Dad?

Uh...

What'd you say if I said I was thinking

of quitting the basketball team?

Quitting the team?

Yeah.

That's pretty drastic, isn't it?

I mean, you're not the worst player they've got.

You know, your mother always said you could do anything you want to.

Yeah, I know.

I was just thinking of doing something else.

Like what?

School play.

Well, theater has its place, I suppose,

but what about your commitment to the team, to the school?

Dad... has anything ever happened to you

that was so weird...

Maybe it's time you and I had a chat.

Hey, Mr. Howard, how's the king of the nuts and bolts?

Stiles, nice shirt.

Hey, thanks.

Come on, we're late.

Boof going with you?

Uh, yeah, I don't know how she's getting there.

Uh, is this ok?

No, don't worry about it, I'll get it.

Go ahead, have a good time. Be careful.

Come on!

Hey, hey, listen, Stiles.

Do you know anything about a rash that's going around?

Why, you looking to catch something?

No, I'm serious.

No, but I heard Mr. Murphy, you know, the shop teacher?

Yeah?

Got his dick caught in a vacuum cleaner.

[chuckling]

Forget I asked.

[Scott] Stiles, you're crazy.

No, it's not crazy. It's perfect.

Now, you just stick this in your pocket, like this.

All right, you go in there, you don't say anything except,

"Give me a keg, buddy." And you pay for it,

that way, he can't say you robbed him.

You know I'd do this myself, but that

old guy in there already kicked me out.

Give me the gun.

Give me the money.

Oh!

I'm gonna try and buy it.

No, no, no, Scott! That's it!

This guy is a ball-buster, and it won't work.

That's it!

It won't work!

Shit!

Never say...

...die.

[woman] No, no, no, not that.

Yeah, no, no, I think I'll leave it.

No, no, no. Thanks a lot, anyways. Bye.

Do you have any more of that brown liqueur?

My sister really liked that.

Yes, thank you.

Yes. Yvette, are you coming?

[heartbeat pounding]

Hi.

Hi.

Uh, I'd like a keg of beer, please.

You don't say?

Yeah, uh, how much is that?

Do you have any ID, sonny?

You little bastards just won't give up, will you?

Listen, no ID, no goddamn beer.

Can't you get that through your thick skull?

[deep voice] Give me a keg of beer.

[normal voice] And these.

♪ Findin' my way

♪ Ooh ooh ooh ooh

Yeah! Ha-ha!

What'd you say to that guy in the store?

Just, uh, "Give me a keg."

That's it?

Yeah, that's it.

Well, Lewis, this is it, tonight's the night.

Pamela Wells is gonna be there, and so am I.

And so is Mick.

Of course he will. He won't be there.

Aren't they going together?

No, they're not. They're not going together.

Mick is, like, 20 years old, all right?

The only reason he's still in high school is because he did time.

Lewis, I'm telling you, they're not going together.

Forget Pamela Wells.

They're not going together.

He's a total psycho. Why don't you go for Boof?

She likes you.

You sound like my dad.

Pull over!

Pull over!

Trust me.

I'm not even listening anymore.

Would you just listen? They are locked at the hip, man.

Lewis, once and for all, once and for all, they are not going out.

Not. Yeah, they are.

They are, too. You're crazy.

Lewis, Lewis, Lewis. Take my wheels.

I don't even have my license yet.

Come on, just do it.

Look, Stiles, let's just go to the party.

I don't think this is such a good idea.

Surf's up.

Drive out in front of us.

Yeah, not too close.

What are you guys going to do?

Lewis, will you just do it?

Kids.

All right, OK, listen, I'm going to go slow, all right?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Listen, don't worry about a thing.

We got everything under control.

You do your thing, and I will do mine.

Cowabunga!

♪ [ Surfin' U.S.A. by The Beach Boys playing]

♪ If everybody had an ocean

♪ Across the USA

♪ Then everybody'd be surfin'

♪ Like California

♪ You see them wearin' their baggies

♪ Huarache sandals, too

♪ A bushy, bushy blond hairdo

♪ Surfin' USA

♪ You'll catch them surfin' at Del Mar

♪ Inside, outside, USA

♪ Ventura County line

♪ Inside, outside, USA

♪ Santa Cruz and Rincon

♪ Inside, outside, USA

♪ Pescadera Beach

♪ Inside, outside, USA

♪ All over Manhattan

♪ Inside, outside, USA

♪ And down Doheny Way

♪ Inside, outside, USA

♪ Everybody's gone surfin'

♪ Surfin' USA

♪ We'll all be plannin' out a route

♪ We're going to take real soon

♪ We're waxin' down our surfboards

♪ We can't wait for June

♪ We'll all be gone for the summer

♪ We're on safari to stay

♪ Oh!

Whoa! Wipeout!

Are you all right up there?

Yeah, no sweat! But just watch those waves!

♪ Pacific Palisades

♪ Inside, outside, USA

♪ San Onofre and Sunset

♪ Inside, outside, USA

♪ Redondo Beach, LA

♪ Inside, outside, USA

♪ All over La Jolla

♪ Inside, outside, USA

♪ And Waimea Bay

♪ Inside, outside, USA

Hello, everybody.

Yes, I have arrived. Good to see you.

You look great, and I like all of you. Now, back off. Hi, everybody.

Yeah! Nice hit, baby.

You know, you are a cheeseball.

That's my middle name.

You'd never catch me up there.

Oh, come on, man, you'd be the king of the urban surfers.

No way, Lewis, that's fine, baby. Give me that.

♪ We're already rockin' So get ready to roll

♪ Come on, you're out of control

♪ Come on and dance it again So you won't be standin' still

♪ You got to take it, shake it Baby, don't break it

♪ Make it rock and roll till the walls fall down

♪ You got to shake it

♪ You got to take it, shake it Let your heart break it

♪ Make it rock and roll and tear it down

♪ Come on, shake it

Hi.

You, uh, you looking for someone in particular?

Not you.

Oh.

There you go.

She said two words to you.

[Stiles] Yeah! Whoa!

Just like I said, yes! Yes! No dry throats tonight.

Now, did I come through for you, big fella, or what?

OK, put it down over there.

If we don't get through it tonight, take it home.

Eighteen, 19, 20,

twenty-one, 22, 23, 24, 25,

twenty-six, 27, 28, 29, 30!

That's it! Time! You lose!

Ow!

You got some kind of rash?

Matchmaker lady, the hat! All right.

Next up is... whoa! "Help me, Rhonda!"

OK, what do I have to do?

Just read that little name on that

little piece of paper we gave you.

It says, "Chubby."

Whoa!

[crowd] Whoo!

Hey!

[crowd] Whoo!

All right, Chubby, baby.

You have to eat this whole bowl of Jell-O.

Well, what do I have to do?

Hold the Jell-O!

Ah!

All right, next up is...

...Boof!

It's, uh... Scott.

Whoa!

Booferino gets the Howard boy.

I don't know if this is such a good idea.

You're gonna love it. In fact, it's the grand prize.

OK? Va-va-va-va-voom!

[crowd] Whoo!

Two minutes! Anything goes, baby. And don't disappoint us.

It's, uh...

It's kind of funny that you got me.

I lied. I got Malcolm.

Malcolm's a good guy.

You can come a little closer. I promise I won't bite.

[crowd] Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go!

Now, all you have to do is take this cup,

go up to Thorne's house, say you're from the Board of Health

and want to check his, uh, blood sugar.

Boof, uh, I feel kind of weird.

How do I feel?

What is this?

Mick, you've got to see this.

See what? I don't have to see anything. Come on.

Scott, you're getting a little bit rough.

Hey! Your fingernails!

It's awfully quiet in there.

Whooo! Whooo!

Do you guys think they're dead?

[all] Yeah! Yeah!

Hey, there's only one way to find out!

[crowd cheering]

So, tell us, what's it like coming out of the closet, Boof?

It was unex... unexpected.

[television playing]

[Dad] Scott?

Scott?

[gasping]

[growling]

Jeez, Louise.

[Dad] Scott? Can I come in?

Uh, no, Dad.

Uh, no, I'm, uh... I'm doing something in here.

I'll say.

You may be surprised.

Whatever it is, son, you can tell me. I'll understand.

Ahhh. Ah! No, Dad.

Ah, no. Not this time.

Scott Howard, this is your father speaking!

Now, open this door, right this minute!

OK, Dad.

You asked for it.

An explanation is probably long overdue.

An explanation?

Jesus Christ, Dad! An explanation?

Look at me. Look at you.

It's not as bad as it looks.

Wait a minute, wait a minute, Dad!

You mean, you knew about this?

You knew about this, and you didn't tell me?

I was hoping I wouldn't have to.

Sometimes it skips a generation.

I was hoping it would pass you by.

Well, Dad, it didn't pass me by.

It landed on my face!

What the hell am I gonna do?

Scott, we really need to talk about this!

Forget it, Dad! I don't want to talk! Go away!

[wolf howls]

Tough night, huh?

Yeah, you could say that.

On top of everything else, there was a full moon last night.

Well, I, uh, meant to talk to you about that last evening,

but you were kind of upset.

Here's a nice hot cup of cocoa.

Looks like you can use it.

That'll help.

Look, Scott, being what we are

is not without its problems, but it's not all bad, either.

Tell me about it.

Well, for one thing,

you'll be able to do things other guys aren't.

Oh, like, uh, chase cars and bite the mailman?

When you want it, you're gonna have great power.

And with great power goes a greater responsibility.

Your mother and I learned to live

with this thing, and so can you.

And what if I can't?

I... I can look forward to a life of,

uh, stealing babies in the middle of the night

and, uh, killing chickens.

Fearing full moons, dodging silver bullets.

Well, thank you, Dad, but no thanks!

Don't believe all that stuff you see in the movies.

With certain obvious exceptions,

werewolves are people just like anyone else.

What I'm trying to say is,

the werewolf is a part of you,

but that doesn't change what you have inside.

Look, Dad, I got a bad outside hook shot,

I'm allergic to eggs, I've got a $6 haircut,

I mean, I have problems!

I don't need this one!

I've got to get to school.

That went well.

Hi. Hello.

There's something different about you.

That's nice.

Did you change your hair?

Missed you at lunch today, Scott.

Uh, yeah. Hi, Boof. Uh, sorry, I forgot. I forgot.

Well, I have to go study my lines.

Kirk... Mr. Lolley, he's so demanding.

Bye.

Bye.

[bell rings]

How's it going, Stiles?

The twins were abandoned and surely would've died,

in the wilderness if they hadn't been saved by a... by a what?

A miracle?

Yes, I suppose, but what form did this particular miracle take?

Scott Howard?

[clears throat]

[howls mildly]

Very amusing, Scott, but you are correct.

The infants were saved and suckled by a wolf,

a she-wolf.

[voice echoes] Wolf... wolf...

Wolfe!

Ah!

Choo.

Thomas Wolfe. Don't you people ever read what I assign you?

Look Homeward, Angel.

Scott, it's a book by Thomas Wolfe.

[voice echoes] Wolf... wolf...

[woman] Scott.

Come on, Scott.

It's a lot simpler than it looks.

OK.

Just try, Scott.

[heartbeat pounding]

[students laughing]

[heart pounding faster]

It's wet. You can't go in.

That's wet, too!

Don't change. Don't change.

Stay calm. Stay calm. Stay calm.

A little far from your side of the building, aren't you?

No! I mean, yeah. Yes, sir. But the halls were wet.

Let me see your hands.

Sir?

Let me see your hands, now.

You wouldn't happen to have a marker on you, would you?

No. Uh, no. N-no, sir.

I've got my eyes on you. And if you ever get out of line...

[bell rings]

Yeah, uh, I've got to go.

Hey, what are you doing?

Hey, big brother always keeps a stash out here for emergencies.

Listen. Listen, Stiles.

Uh, I... I've got to talk about something,

because it's making me nuts.

I hear you, but if it's that intense,

I'll need a solid buzz to think clearly.

Well, look, I... I... I wouldn't even, uh,

I wouldn't mention it to you,

except that I've got to talk to someone.

Wait, are you gonna tell me you're a fag?

I mean, if you're gonna tell me you're

a fag, I don't think I can handle it.

No, I'm not a fag.

I'm a... werewolf.

Where would that scumbag keep it?

[growling]

[growling]

Scott?

Scotty?

Stiles, it's me.

What do you... what do you think?

Can you do that anytime you want?

Uh, yeah, I guess so. I mean, I just did.

But, you see, sometimes it... it happens when I don't want it to.

What can I say?

You're beautiful.

[snorts]

Nah.

Hey, uh, what can a teen wolf do?

I can smell what you're looking for.

The stash?

Well, now, I checked there.

Stiles, Stiles...

This is just between you and me, OK?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, T.W.

[chuckling]

Look at you!

T.W., you're gonna be glad that you came to me with this.

Yes, because with the right angles,

man, we're gonna turn this into something...

...monstrous.

Stiles...

Stiles.

Come on, come on!

Shoot it! Shoot it!

No way! No way! No way!

Don't foul me! Don't foul me, now! Here we go! Here we go!

[Dad laughing]

Yeah!

[Dad laughing]

Hi, Scott.

Hi.

Boof came over for a little one-on-one, and she's killing me.

[laughing]

What?

What's so funny?

Nothing. We were just chatting. Do you mind?

No, no. Hey, why should I mind?

Well, I've got to get going. Would you like to walk me home?

Uh, Boof, I just got here.

Scott!

Thanks, Harold. Yeah.

Thanks for the game. Thanks for everything.

You better work on that jump shot.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

You coming?

Yeah.

Ha!

Get in!

[laughing]

[Scott] So, you guys were chatting.

Harold Howard and his famous chats.

Uh, what did he say?

Oh, he just mentioned that you were

thinking of quitting basketball

to work on the school play.

Yeah.

I can see why.

She's very pretty, Scott, but she has a boyfriend.

A very large boyfriend.

Look, it doesn't matter, anyway,

'cause the way things are going now,

it'd be better if I just stayed away from everyone.

Even me?

I couldn't get rid of you if I tried.

Do you remember? What?

How old were we? Six?

We were five.

I wanted to run away from home,

but you wouldn't let me go alone.

I was afraid you'd get lost!

Yeah, but I didn't get lost.

We just kept walking around the block, because our...

[together] ...parents wouldn't let us cross the street.

God, I thought they were gonna kill us when we got home.

I know, but then when we did, nobody knew we were gone.

Nope. Did you ever tell anybody?

Me neither.

Scott.

If you ever need someone to talk to,

if something's bothering you,

I'll understand.

Uh, not this time, Boof.

You won't understand.

I've got to go.

Yeah. Bye.

OK, now, here's the drill.

Play them man for man. You know who you got.

[Stiles] Hey, baby, ten-hut. Nice haircut over there.

Be all that you can be. How was Grenada, man?

Hey, Louie, Louie, what's going on here?

Is the president here today or something?

Good luck, Scott.

Uh, thanks. Thank you.

Look at it this way, guys, it'll be over in less than an hour.

Any strategy against Meechum, Coach?

Hey, you guys are great. You got nothing to be ashamed of.

[whistle blows]

Now, go on out there and give 'em hell! Go!

[whistle blows]

[coach] OK, that's a foul. Let's go.

Come on, set it up!

Come on, Scotty, up to the line, boy! You can do it!

All right, all right, nothing but net, boy.

Come on, put it in.

[crowd] Aw!

Go and get me some salt.

Salt!

[ref] Give the ball back to him.

[teammate] Let's do it, Scott. Let's do it, Scott.

Easy.

Easy.

[crowd] Whoo! Yeah! Whoo!

[player] Whoa, what'd I see?

All right.

[cheering stops abruptly]

Come on, let's go!

Nice one!

[players yelling]

[growling]

[inaudible]

Aahh!

Aahh!

[whistles softly]

[whistle blows]

[crowd cheers]

All right, guys!

All right!

Let's play a little ball here!

♪ First my clothes catch on fire

♪ Then my car hits a tree

♪ You might think it's a big catastrophe

♪ Just seems normal to me

♪ Always looking on the bright side

♪ Isn't that the way to be?

♪ You might say that's a sign of lunacy

♪ It just comes natural to me

♪ Uncle Sam is a commie

♪ Russia's red, white, and blue

♪ So the president's lost a screw or two

♪ Ain't a thing we can do

♪ Time to settle back, enjoy it

♪ Problems ain't nothin' new

♪ So the world's lookin' more and more askew

♪ What's it matter to you?

[all cheering]

Give the guy some room!

Hey, Scott, did the coach know?

Hey, hey, I didn't know! I mean...

[all cheering]

[girl] How do you feel?

He feels like a winner!

[all cheering]

Hey, Boof, Boof, did you know?

Are you kidding?

On the house, honey!

[all cheering]

[all cheering]

♪ Used to be, girls got headaches

♪ Now the pain's gone away

♪ Got this feeling I just might score today

♪ Must be doin' OK

♪ Suddenly it seems so easy

♪ Now I know just what to say

♪ Man, I'm hot when I got the cards to play

♪ Nothin' stands in my way

♪ You've got to go with the flow, Joe

♪ No matter what It's a helluva show

♪ Just take it easy and slow, Joe

♪ Way to go

Hey, Lewis.

Whoa, Mr. T.

You may think you're something special around here,

but let me remind you that I am still the vice principal.

Hey, hey. I'm no different than anyone else.

[male student] Hey, man, how you doing?

That's nice. You look good in that.

♪ Suddenly it seems so easy

♪ Now I know just what to say

♪ Man, I'm hot when I got the cards to play

♪ Nothin' stands in my way

♪ You got to go with the flow, Joe

♪ No matter what It's a helluva show

♪ Get up and give 'em back the dough, Joe

♪ Way to go, way to go

♪ First my clothes catch on fire

♪ Then my car hits a tree

♪ You might think it's a big catastrophe

♪ Just seems normal to me

♪ Always lookin' on the bright side

♪ Isn't that the way to be

♪ You might say that's a sign of lunacy

♪ Just comes natural to me

♪ You got to go with the flow, Joe

♪ I know

♪ No matter what It's a helluva show

♪ That's right

♪ Just take it easy and slow, Joe

♪ Way to go

♪ Way to go

[crowd cheering]

[cheering]

Well, Scott Howard.

Hey, Boof.

Aren't you afraid of disappointing all your fans?

Look, Boof, I can't help it if the whole town has gone wolf-crazy.

I mean, uh, this wasn't my idea.

There are some advantages.

None.

[Stiles] All sizes, no waiting, everybody. Check it out!

Right over here. Check it out!

Hey, Scott-o! Tip of the iceberg, baby.

We are cleaning up! Boof, I got something for you.

Here you go,honey.

Here we go! Check it out! All sizes, no waits! Check it out!

Elegant.

Scott! Scott!

Listen to this. Kirk wants you to be in the play.

He does? Ah, w-wait a minute. Pamela, what about basketball?

It won't interfere. It's a small part, just for you.

Here, Pamela, this is for you.

It's too big for me.

There are some advantages, Scott. Admit it.

[Stiles] Catch, here it comes!

[Stiles] What do you want? Large, medium?

"You can murder my family,

you can ravish my body,

but I beg you

with all that is decent and holy,

don't destroy my plantation."

[gasping]

"Sergeant! Burn the fields,

and when you're done with that, burn the house."

Uhh... yeah. Uhh...

Wolf... wolf... wolf person, whatever your name is,

that was really...

Thanks, babe. I love you.

...something.

[knocking on door]

Come in.

Hi.

Close the door, please.

Yeah.

Relax.

We're just one big happy family in the theater.

[heartbeat pounding]

Yeah.

What happened to the wolf?

Do you just change back and forth whenever you feel like it?

Uh... sure.

Well, uh, sometimes I...

I have to get kind of worked up to be the wolf,

but, uh, that's not too hard.

What do you think about to get worked up?

Uhh... different things.

[heart pounding faster]

Wolves aren't supposed to be shy.

[sighing]

Uh, Pamela,

what are you doing?

Ohh, you are an animal!

[wolf howling]

Strike!

Five in a row!

OK.

Did you know he was gonna be here?

[with Southern accent] We had such a nice day together, Scott.

[normal voice] Don't spoil it.

OK. You got it.

Nice, good, OK.

Good form. Nice approach.

Oh, pooh.

Boy, that was nice form.

OK.

Address the ball.

OK, tuck in your tummy.

That's good.

OK. Uh, Pamela, Pamela, Pamela.

Here we go. You ready? OK.

Hey! Hey! That's my girl! Don't touch her again.

She's my date tonight, pal.

You don't scare me, freak.

Underneath all that hair, you're still a dork, Scott.

I've handled your kind before.

Your mama used to steal chickens out of the backyard

until I blew her head off with a shotgun. Right, Scott?

[growling]

[man] What's going on?

French fries all over my...

So, does, uh...

Does that guy, Mick, always act like that?

You can hardly blame him. He is my boyfriend.

You mean, "was" your boyfriend.

"Is" my boyfriend.

But, uh, what about us?

What about us?

Uh, w-well, this afternoon,

in your dressing room.

Yeah?

Yeah.

Well, you see, the spring dance is coming up, and I...

And I already told you,

I'm going to the dance with Mick.

[crowd cheering]

[crowd cheering]

[Scott] Hey, Chubaroo, nice game, guy.

Yeah.

At least we're winning.

You mean, he's winning.

When do the rest of us get our hands on a ball?

What good is being in the championship

if none of us get to play?

It doesn't matter how you play the game,

it's whether you win or lose.

And even that doesn't make all that much difference.

Hey, guys, how about a celebration, huh?

Chubby, ice cream sundae...

Uh, I'm supposed to be on a diet, Scott, remember?

Brad, glass of milk?

I don't get it, Coach. What's their problem?

Let me give you a little advice.

There's three rules that I live by:

never get less than 12 hours sleep,

never play cards with a guy who's got the same first name as a city,

and never go near a lady who's got

a tattoo of a dagger on her body.

Now, you stick with that, everything else is cream cheese.

Great game, there, Scotty.

[sniffing]

Thanks, Coach.

[tires squealing]

Stiles?

Where the hell did you get this?

Hey, Harry's Used Cars, man.

We traded in the Nova. Even swap. [spits]

Swap. Get out of here. How much extra did you pay for this?

It's an even swap.

For certain... considerations.

Lookie here! What?

[laughing]

Aw! Stiles!

Hey, surf's up?

Yeah, yeah, surf is definitely up.

Let's go pick up Lewis, OK?

What?

Stiles, come on, what is it with Lewis?

He's avoiding me, right? He's scared of me.

Look, man. We've got fine new wheels,

we got some good tunes, and a total disregard for public safety.

You're right. OK, let's go.

All right, baby.

Surf's up. Wait a minute.

These waves are mine.

♪ [ Surfin' U.S.A. by The Beach Boys playing]

♪ We'll all be planning out a route

♪ We're gonna take real soon

♪ We're waxin' down our surfboards

♪ We can't wait for June

♪ We'll all be gone for the summer

♪ We're on safari to stay

♪ Tell the teacher we're surfin'

♪ Surfin' USA

♪ At Haggarty's and Swami's

♪ Inside, outside, USA

♪ Pacific Palisades

♪ Inside, outside, USA

♪ San Onofre and Sunset

♪ Inside, outside, USA

♪ Redondo Beach, LA

♪ Inside, outside, USA

♪ All over La Jolla and Waimea Bay

♪ Inside, outside, USA

♪ Everybody's gone surfin'

[bystanders shouting]

♪ Surfin' USA

[Stiles] Unbelievable! Look at him!

[Stiles] Unbelievable!

You look great up there. Are you all right?

[woman] Look at that man!

Missed you at the hardware store the last few days.

Uh, yeah... Sorry, um...

Uh, I was with Stiles this afternoon.

I know.

You saw?

Yeah, I saw,

unless that was another werewolf

doing a handstand on top of Stiles' Wolfmobile

and making a fool of himself.

Look, Dad...

I'm trying to get a grip on this. I really am.

Is Thorne still on your back?

Yeah, Thorne,

some Neanderthal named Mick, and, uh, the entire basketball team.

Well, you've dug your own hole with those fellas,

but, uh, this Thorne business is my fault.

What, uh, what do you mean, your fault?

It goes back a few years.

As you know, I loved your mother since we were kids.

We always knew we were meant for each other.

But for some reason, Rusty Thorne set his cap for her, too.

And no matter what we tried, he just wouldn't go away.

One night, things got a little physical, and...

And you turned into the werewolf.

Out of anger, Scott.

I turned into the werewolf out of anger,

right in front of his beady little eyes.

Was he scared?

Scared?

He lost control of his bodily functions.

I wish I could've seen that.

It wasn't a very nice thing to do, but it worked.

After that, he never bothered your mother and me.

But to this day,

I don't know who was the most frightened that night,

old Rusty Thorne...

...or me.

You got to get a hold of it, son.

Morning, Daisy.

[Boof] Morning.

Boof.

Uh, what's up?

Nothing.

Why does anything ever have to be up?

I just thought I'd walk to school with you.

Got any plans for the spring dance?

No. Uh, I hadn't given it much thought.

I'm surprised they haven't decided to call it "Teen Wolf Ball."

Will you, uh, go with me to the dance?

I'll think about it.

Is that a yes?

Yes.

On one condition:

You take me to the dance.

I thought we established that.

You, Scott Howard.

Not the wolf.

No, no.

Look, I've gotta be the wolf. I mean, that's what everyone expects.

Is that what you want?

Everybody likes the wolf.

All right, almost everybody.

You said it yourself. I mean, if I go

as Scott Howard, I'm gonna be average.

I mean, damn it! Why do I have to be like everybody else?

That's not a problem for you anymore...

...and I guess I don't have a date for the dance.

Look, Boof.

I'm sorry. I can't.

Hey, listen, uh...

You'll still dance with me, won't you?

Even if I'm a werewolf?

Yeah, I'll still dance with you. [giggling]

Will you feed me grapes?

Don't push your luck.

Tickle my paws?

[The Bee Gees' Stayin' Alive playing]

She's right. You are an animal.

[howling]

[dance music playing]

♪ Yeah, yeah, I've got good, good news for you, baby

♪ We're passing the limit and nobody's in sight

♪ Thank God it's Saturday night

♪ There's no one holding us back

♪ We're gonna trash that Southern shack ♪

[music changes]

[girl in crowd] There he is!

[girl] Oh, my God!

He looks so fabulous. You look absolutely wonderful.

[Scott] Hey, hey, guys. You shouldn't. This is great.

Whoa ho! Nice to see you.

Thank you, thank you. This is great.

Hey! How you doing? Hey, save me a dance?

You'll have to ask my escort.

Stay away from her tonight. I'm warning you!

OK. Hey, Stiles. Nice fedora. Looks good.

Hey, great. Thank you. Thanks.

Hi. How you doing?

[chanting] Wolf! Wolf!

You still want to dance with the wolf?

[chanting] Wolf! Wolf!

Your public wants you.

Do you mind?

♪ Well, you sure don't look like no grandma

♪ Your hair ain't pearly white

♪ Her voice don't reach that deep

♪ No, your voice don't sound like no grandma

♪ It's giving me the creeps

♪ You sure got nasty teeth

♪ You're a big, bad wolf

♪ I can't wrestle this thing

♪ Big, bad wolf

♪ How about raising Cain?

♪ Big, bad wolf

♪ Big, big, bad wolf

♪ Do you think I'm stupid like grandma

♪ You never fooled me none

♪ I know the things you've done

♪ You're a big, bad wolf

♪ I'll be hip to your scene

♪ Big, bad wolf

What?

What am I going to do about you?

Hey, Boof, I am what I am.

Whoa, Boof!

All I said was, "I might want to dance with him."

You can't possibly take him seriously,

not unless you're planning on having his puppies.

I want Scott for just a half hour.

I really missed him.

[sighs]

Stay away from Pamela! She's mine!

Stick with your own kind, freak, like that little tramp.

[crowd gasping]

[growling]

Mick, watch out!

[crowd laughing]

[growling]

What are you all laughing at?

Get back here! I'm not done with you.

You're just some kind of animal.

Come on, freak!

Get back here! Let go of me!

Let go!

Get back, I'm gonna rip your head right off!

Get back here! Come on, freak!

I'm not through with you yet!

Come back here, freak.

This isn't done by a long shot!

Get back in here, freak!

Get back here, freak, we haven't settled this yet!

Hold it.

Now you've done it.

You don't know how long I have waited...

...to get you right where I have you.

You're never going to play basketball again.

You know why?

Because you're not going to be here anymore, that's why.

You're out of here, Mr. Howard. And don't you try...

Thorne.

Go on home, son. Go ahead.

I'll handle this.

You, uh... never learn, do you, Rusty?

You stay away from me.

I want you to leave my son alone.

He's a good kid,

he's just having a tough time right now.

OK?

[growling]

I knew I could count on you, Rusty.

[clucks]

"You can murder my family,

you can ravage my body,

but I beg you with all that is decent and holy,

don't destroy my plantation!"

[sighs]

"Sergeant, burn the fields..."

Hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it. Hold it, baby.

Whoa! Hold it! Hold it right there, babe.

Listen, uh... [grunting]

This is a... a full dress rehearsal.

We need to see the wolf, so wolf out, huh?

Wolf up, wolf it, whatever you do. Uh, pronto, amigo.

Mr. Lolley, uh...

Well, I've been doing some thinking

and I decided that I'd rather play the part as me.

Oh.

Well, play it...

Play it as myself.

Well, that... that wouldn't be theater, would it?

See, no one wants to see you.

Well, like I said,

I'd rather play it like this.

OK. I see.

How am I gonna put this to you? Uh...

Look at it this way.

No wolf, hmm? No wolf,

uh, no part.

What do you think?

Wow, bummer, huh?

[Stiles] Hey, Scotty.

Well, look at it this way, Boof.

At least I'll have my Friday nights free.

Even if you're not going to be the wolf anymore,

do you have to quit the basketball team?

Oh, come on, Boof. Are you kidding?

Look, you've seen me play basketball. I suck.

They want the wolf. I can't give it to them.

Hey, wait. Wait just a minute. What's going on here?

What are you guys talking about?

We're talking about the wolf, Stiles.

I can't do it anymore. You saw what happened.

Scott, what are you, crazy?

Yeah, I think maybe I am.

Scott, you've got the championship basketball game

coming up in less than four hours.

I mean, you've got everyone depending on you.

What are you going to do? Let down your... your team?

Your school? This whole town? What about me?

I've got a very large investment going on over here, Scott.

Hey, Scott, do it for me.

[bell rings]

I got to go, man.

Scott, help me out.

Do the right thing.

That's all I wanna do, Stiles.

That's all I wanna do.

[crowd cheering]

[whistle blowing]

[whistle blowing]

[crowd booing]

Time! Chubby!

Chubby, get time!

Come here.

Did you see that?

Come on!

[crowd booing]

That's a Purple Heart, kid.

Smart basketball, Brad. Taking a charge like that.

[crowd falls silent]

Oh, man.

So where's the wolf?

Uh, not today, Coach. No wolf.

Oh, good idea. Wait till the 2nd half.

Build up their confidence.

Coach, look. Coach.

[crowd] Wolf! Wolf!

No wolf.

Not now, not ever. I wanna play...

...but I gotta be myself.

Ok, but we're gonna get our brains beat in, you know.

[crowd cheering]

You sure you won't change your mind?

I don't wanna go back out there. I've had it!

Yeah, this is all your fault, Howard.

I think we can take these guys.

That's terrific, Scott. Now, when do we get to see the wolf?

No, Chub, I mean it.

I think we can win this.

Look, this is the championship.

Now, it doesn't matter how we got here, we're here,

and if we're gonna win, we've got to pull it off ourselves.

You don't need the wolf.

[whistle blowing]

[crowd applauding]

[man] Harold, your boy let us down!

You're dead.

[crowd cheering]

Shoot!

Shoot it.

Shoot it!

Shoot it, fat boy.

Yeah!

[crowd cheering]

[chanting cheers]

♪ I was down to zero

♪ Still an unsung hero

♪ Waiting for my ship to come to shore

♪ I stood empty-handed

♪ I could see her standing

♪ Watching all the other seagulls soar

♪ I'll sell you out

♪ Twisting bread into the rock

♪ Is it suicide or fantasy?

♪ I was going to extremes

♪ Losing sight of all my dreams again

♪ I never thought I'd win

♪ I was blinded by the pain

♪ Running blind through the rain

♪ In a parody of ecstasy

♪ I was inches from the edge

♪ Fingers clinging to the ledge again

♪ I never thought I'd win

♪ Win in the end

♪ I'm gonna win in the end

♪ Win in the end

♪ I'm gonna win in the end

How much more of this can you take, freak?

As much as you can dish out, Mick.

♪ Gotta keep my cool

♪ I am not the fool

♪ Everyone expects to play me for

♪ Watch me change the pattern

♪ Steal the ring from Saturn

♪ Forge myself into my own pore

♪ I am equal to the task

♪ I won't hide behind a mask

♪ When she sees what she'll get from me

♪ I am stronger than they think

♪ They can force me to the brink again

♪ And now I know I'll win

♪ Win in the end

♪ I'm gonna win in the end

♪ Win in the end

♪ I'm gonna win in the end

[whistle blowing]

What's so funny, dork?

[groaning]

That's four fouls.

One more and you're out of there.

♪ Like a true defender

♪ I will not surrender

♪ Why should I lie down for them and die

♪ I am equal to the task

♪ I won't hide behind a mask

♪ What you see is what you'll get from me

♪ I am stronger than they think

♪ They can push me to the brink again

♪ Now I know how to win

♪ Win

♪ In the end

♪ I'm gonna win in the end

♪ Win

♪ In the end

♪ I'm gonna win in the end

♪ Win

♪ In the end

♪ I'm gonna win in the end

♪ Win

♪ In the end

♪ I'm going to win in the end

♪ Win

♪ In the end

♪ I'm gonna win in the end

♪ Win

♪ In the end

♪ I'm gonna win in the end

[crowd cheering]

All right!

Come on. Make your move.

[whistle blowing]

[crowd booing]

Come on, fat boy. Come on, try it.

[crowd cheering]

You gotta get back. Get back!

You got two shots.

Get back! Off the court.

[crowd cheering]

[whistle blowing]

[whistle blowing]

[crowd cheering]

[crowd cheering]

[crowd cheering]

♪ Funny how sometimes life

♪ Just changes overnight

♪ Magically, everything you do

♪ Turns out so right

♪ Just like that

♪ You pull rabbits out of your hat

♪ You've got the charm

♪ That even wizards can't explain

♪ How to make rainbows from

♪ A single drop of rain

♪ Who can say

♪ It's a trick you've learned how to play

♪ When you're shooting for the moon up high

♪ Then make it

♪ Guess your lucky star is shining on you

♪ The candle on the cake is yours, so take it

♪ Make another wish It's sure to come true ♪

Let's blow out of here.

Drop dead.

♪ Tell me I can do it, too

♪ Yes, the candle on the cake is yours, so take it

♪ Make another wish It's sure to come true

♪ You say there's really nothing to it

♪ Maybe I can do it, too

♪ Who'd have believed one day

♪ You'd learn to walk on air

♪ Everyone said, "No way

♪ You haven't got a prayer"

♪ Click your heels

♪ That's how up and happy it feels

♪ When you're shooting for the moon up high

♪ Then make it

♪ Guess your lucky star is shining on you

♪ The candle on the cake is yours, so take it

♪ Make another wish It's sure to come true

♪ Isn't that the way you do it

♪ Tell me I can do it, too