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Previously on "Resident Alien."
I adopted the alien tracker's son, Robert.
Son!
It's the Greys.
They're planning on taking over the Earth.
I have devised a plan of my own.
I am building a bomb that can destroy the Greys' spaceship.
You hit him going 50 miles per hour, and now he's gone.
Joseph is an alien.
They are going to take me again.
And when they do, I'm going to fight.
And I'm not going to stop until we get our baby back.
Where is my son?
What--what are you doing here?
We came to blow up the ship.
What kind of alien was in that jail cell, anyway?
It's a Mantid. They're shapeshifters.
Holy shit. They took my baby.
There she is.
Bridget and I have to find that bomb.
I will find D'arcy too. I promise.
- Harry! - You have to get to safety.
There's nothing down there for me.
My father's gone. Go.
- You're holding a baby. - Long story.
At least we made it off the ship.
- Except it's not a ship. - Oh, my God.
Max has something to say to you.
This is some bullshit!
Asta's friend.
Red? What's her name?
Uh, Marcy!
Dar... by.
Dar--uh--
Darby.
Darby!
Darby.
Harry.
Pizza Joe?
What are you doing on a Grey alien spaceship?
I've been abducted by aliens. You have to get me out of here.
I also have this pizza and no one to give it to.
How do I know that you are not
that shape-shifting Mantid Alien
tricking me into thinking that you are my regular pizza guy?
I am a man of my word.
I also have a coupon for you for half off your next pizza.
Son of a bitch.
There's a 30% chance that he's lying,
but I think it's worth it.
Be quiet, Bridget. I said I think it's worth it.
- Thank you for saving me. - Uh-huh.
Where's the pizza?
No!
You are a--
you are a--
You're a dickhead.
Could you hurry up with that drawing?
I need fresh wall art for my cell!
I will take my time, thanks.
And if you don't like it, you shouldn't have
let that Mantid trick you into that cell.
It is not my fault!
The fake pizza that the Mantid had was pepperoni.
It does not matter.
The Mantid thinks he can take over my life in Patience.
Ha, ha, ha.
There's only one Harry Vanderspeigle.
No one will believe that the Mantid is really me.
♪ Guess what, guess who?
♪ Somebody stole my thunder
♪ And now somebody's gonna pay ♪
Hi, Dr. Vanderspeigle.
Morning, Dr. V.
You know, those things can kill you.
Oh, I'm so scared.
♪ Well now, that's how
♪ Somebody smashed my action
♪ I'm busted but revenge is sweet ♪
♪ I'm gonna get my satisfaction ♪
♪ I'm gonna get me sweets to eat ♪
Oh, there's Dr. Vanderspeigle.
Hey. - Hi, Harry.
What?
You, uh, looking forward
to our therapy session later today?
I'd rather eat a human head.
Hmm.
both: Oh.
Jokester.
Oh, God!
Oh.
Decide to come to work today?
Decide to wash your hair today?
Be nice.
Ms. Lofgren's inside waiting for you.
She's in for her mammogram.
Must be titty Tuesday.
Harry.
Isn't it Thursday?
Yeah, it's Thursday.
In prison, your world is very small.
It is made difficult by how little you have,
and worse by what you do not have at all.
Prison is a concept that many beings
in the universe do not bother with.
If you do not want someone in your way, you just kill them.
There is kindness in murder.
Forgetting something?
Oh, yeah.
I should not have to pay you for this.
You should want to decorate the prison cell
of your father and your brother.
You're not my father
and that little thing is not my brother.
Do not disrespect Bridget!
He is the reason you have that food.
My little baby is the boss of the prison yard economy.
My sweet baby has gotten so hard.
Did you know he has a bitch named Maurice?
Proud you must be.
I am proud of my baby.
But it is not enough. I miss my life.
I miss my friend.
Oh, shit.
- Mm? - You slept over.
You weren't supposed to sleep over.
D'arcy is out there.
Hey.
Good morning.
Oh, hey there.
Aren't you supposed to be at work?
I overslept.
What time is it? God, it's late.
Uh, I, uh--I was up all night.
Ah.
Looking at some medical files.
But I can't tell you what because...
HIPAA.
You know, the Health Insurance
Portability and Accountability Act.
It's really important, you know?
Are you heading out soon?
You know the CIA has
six different markers on how to detect a liar?
I'm actually proficient in all six,
but I don't need any of them because you have hook-up hair.
Hey.
I like her hooker hair.
- Wow. - Oh, God.
Ken doll jump scare. OK.
I'm going to need you to put your clothes on.
And I thought you were done with all this.
OK, well, I had a big glass of wine,
and he has a cute, dumb face.
I'll just show myself out.
Oh, oh.
Aw.
The cutest of the cutest ones is here.
Who slept through the night?
I did.
Cool. Keep moving.
OK, it's nice that she's comfortable here,
but you know, it-- it might not be the best thing.
Well, yeah.
She should be with Ben and Kate.
You know you can't do that.
Yeah, with Kate being abducted,
we just can't risk it.
She's right.
When the Greys come to get Kate again,
they'll just take that baby with them.
Can't let that baby anywhere near that house.
I know that, OK?
And don't be talking like you're not one of the bad guys.
I don't work for the Greys anymore.
But I do know how they operate.
The whole baby stealing thing is their bread and butter.
Sure, there were some layoffs after the Yellowstone disaster,
but not the baby stealing division.
Those jobs are safe.
I got a friend who works in day abductions.
Just bought a house and a pool.
OK, you're getting closer to the door,
but it's not opening and you're not going through it.
See you later?
- I don't think so. - OK. Call me.
- No. - Talk to you soon.
Please go.
As much as I hate to admit it,
I'm kind of glad you're getting some.
If only he wasn't half alien.
Oh, I've done worse.
Here comes suspect one, code name Joseph.
That's not a code name. That's just his name.
Yeah, that's the code.
Suspect two, code name Asta.
The double agent is still in the house.
Let me see those.
That's a negative.
Only team leader gets the binos.
Hey, I saved your life from that Mantid.
I'm the one who told him you screamed
because you stepped on a bee.
So if it wasn't for me, he would have eaten code name Max.
Shh!
Don't use code names so loud.
You'll blow my cover.
It's just so hard.
Daisy should be at home with her family.
Daisy?
Yeah. Doesn't she look like a Daisy?
Just like a pretty little flower.
OK.
Maybe instead of naming her and bonding,
we should find somewhere she's safer.
And not five minutes away from Ben and Kate's house.
No.
There's nowhere she's going to be safer than here with me.
And we just have to keep this little snookums
away from the Grey aliens.
And if we can do that,
then we have nothing else to worry about.
Memory is cruel. Humans are annoying,
but when you believe you will never see them again,
you begin to remember only the good things.
Now I am beginning to miss people I do not even like.
It is not right. Ugh.
Mayor Snowflake should look adorably less intelligent.
And the horse-maned one should be sadder
because the Greys stole her baby.
She's probably so depressed she can not even get out of bed.
Hey, hon, uh, some good news.
Uh, do you remember Mrs. Brown,
the--the woman who-- who sued the town
when she got bit by the-- the snapping turtle?
You mean the woman who got what she deserved
for going barefoot in Salt Marsh Pond?
Oh, I like the attitude.
It's very... sexy.
Yeah, so I went through the clerk's call logs
and I saw that she reported
some mysterious being in her yard a couple of months ago.
- Mm. - So I'm talking to her today.
Huh. Cool.
Maybe a raccoon took our baby.
Hon, I--I know that you're frustrated,
but if we want to get our baby back,
we have to follow all leads.
Does that dummy look like me?
What?
I mean, did it-- did it always?
Did you-- did you do something to it?
No. Came like that.
OK? It's not you.
And I'm going to get her back, all right?
I've been training.
I'm ready for anything.
If and when they take me again, they are getting Killer Kate.
Ouch.
Almost felt that one.
But hey, yeah, don't-- don't worry.
The aliens will abduct you soon.
You just-- you have to stay positive.
Thanks, sweetie.
Mm.
Hi.
Oh, hey, Deputy.
You want the rest of my bagel?
I already got six sesame seeds stuck in my teeth
and I'm low on floss.
I know you're on extended leave,
but I can't get a new uniform unless you sign for it.
This one doesn't fit me anymore.
Looks fine to me.
So you notice nothing different about me?
Yes, as a matter of fact, I do.
You come in here and bother me a lot.
You didn't used to do that.
Because you used to come to work.
Might I remind you that I'm on medical leave
since I started hallucinating?
You didn't hallucinate.
You really saw an alien.
I thought I saw an alien.
And I thought I put it in a bag.
You saw the bag. It was empty.
I imagined the whole thing.
It was, uh, the poisoning from that radiation leak.
You saw those government trucks.
They came in and closed down the whole area.
They said anybody exposed could have hallucinations.
There was no radiation leak.
They just say that. It was a cover-up.
I was hallucinating.
How am I gonna do my job if I don't know what's real?
Hmm?
Damn.
Are you real?
Ow.
You pass.
This time.
Amazing.
Hi, Ben.
What do you think about my uniform?
Hmm?
Looks great.
- Close call. - Yeah, I know.
You almost said she looks great.
Right?
You know, I feel bad not saying anything, but what can I do?
If you say she looks great, which she always does,
it means she didn't look great before.
- Can't touch it. - No.
Life's a giant booby trap in the middle of a minefield.
So...
how've you been?
I know you've been going through some stuff,
doing some therapy with Dr. Vanderspeigle.
Yeah, I'm OK. Thanks for asking.
That's what friends are for.
Mm.
Also, I noticed that you saw him three times last week
and the town health plan only covers two therapy sessions,
so that one...
is going to be out of pocket.
You are the Grinch.
But the Grinch only comes at Christmas, so can't be.
The hell does the Grinch do the rest of the year?
Maybe sometimes, the good in humans
is hard to notice when you are next to them,
like staring at a distant star.
You cannot see it when you look directly at it.
Sheriff Mike was a good adversary, fair,
and always smelled like a campfire.
Hey, you are not the normal food guy.
Budget cuts. He was laid off.
I can't believe I'm meeting someone who lives on Earth.
Big fan.
- I'm from Earth. - Shut your moon-hole, moonie!
We took him before he was born. He doesn't count.
Time to eat, Bridget.
My name is Bruce.
I picked it myself
after Earth's number one movie star, Bruce Dern.
You are so lucky.
I would do literally anything to go to Earth.
Hmm.
Can I call you Harry?
No, that's too much.
We'll work up to that.
I'm going to go now before I say something stupid.
This is incredible.
That alien wants to go to Earth.
I don't blame him. I would like to go there, too.
And he said he will do anything to get there.
So would I.
Harry, that Grey alien just said
he'll do anything to go to Earth.
And he has the keys to our cell.
Yeah, I'm not-- I'm not following you.
Hold on. I've got an idea.
What if we get that Grey to help us get out of here?
- You're a genius. - Try and keep up.
He drew this one just as I described,
but there is something in the deputy's eyes
I do not remember seeing before.
Is it strength?
Hmm.
Maybe when beings know each other for a while,
they can't help but see more good in them.
Or maybe this lip balm is just fermenting.
Liv.
My God. You came back.
I thought you forgot about me.
You know I would never do that.
Just took me a while to get the exact ingredients
to make...
your favorite fried chicken.
I had to go to six different stores.
This smells delicious.
Wow.
Mmm, mmm.
Mmm.
Oh, I wish I had a stomach.
That never gets easier to watch.
I still haven't found anything online
about how to put together a robot man,
but I did find instructions
for a Chinese robot dog.
And maybe we can make the legs hinge the other way.
Oh, thanks again, Liv.
- Mm. - For everything.
You've been a good friend.
I remember that first day when my--
when my legs failed.
I thought I was done for.
I should be thanking you.
Hiking up and down the mountain a couple of times a day
has been great exercise.
I just wish that I could find out more
about what happened to you.
And where the bullets came from that hit your legs.
I'm sorry. I can't.
Anything I tell you could put you in danger.
And I don't want to do that, especially to you.
I just want to get better so I can go and find my son.
Yeah.
Ah, that hit the spot.
Well, thank you for coming in, Mrs. Brown.
I just wanted to follow up on some old call logs.
So last October,
says here that you reported a loud being.
In your backyard.
How--how would you describe this being?
Large, small?
Was it--was it humanoid?
I never said loud being.
I said someone was being loud in my backyard.
What are you covering up, Mrs. Brown?
Nothing.
You're only making this harder on yourself.
It turns out it was my cousin going through my empties.
She's a drunk.
You know, I'm--I'm--
I'm throwing you a safety line here,
and you're just throwing it right back.
And I got news for you.
You can't swim in those stupid hippie shoes.
I think...
maybe you'll feel more comfortable...
If we have a little privacy.
Actually, I feel less comfortable.
It's just us now, Mrs. Brown.
You're safe with me.
Why is your fly open?
No. Uh--accident.
Broken zipper.
Uh, you can go.
I always knew I would like the Earth.
It's difficult these days
to find a planet we have not infiltrated.
This is, as the Earthlings say, a blank slate.
I can find a mate and have offspring
without any fear of another Mantid getting in the way.
Mm.
Looking good.
Oh.
I know.
Whoa--oh.
Plus, human jaws aren't strong enough
for my mate to bite my head off.
Yes, sir.
I like it here a lot.
Oh, hey. How are you feeling today?
Pretty sexy, actually.
Uh, cool.
Look, I know you're still upset about Bridget.
Um, it wouldn't hurt to talk to someone.
There's a therapist in Braddock who's supposed to be good.
I put her name on your desk.
Mm, perhaps she has the bone structure
to contain a giant egg sac holding 300 Mantid nymphs.
I will give her a call.
Good.
I think it's healthy to talk to someone.
You know, to be honest, I don't know,
I'm not 100% sure how I've been feeling these days.
Ever since I was in space, I feel like I'm...
Not really here.
I want to work.
I should be working.
I don't want to be sitting here in therapy every week.
I mean, I'm the last bastion
of civility and grace in this town,
not to mention power and good looks.
But I can't be sheriff if I can't trust my brain.
And I thought I saw an alien with my own eyes.
Yes, but obviously, aliens do not exist.
Exactly.
See, a man just can't go around believing in just anything.
There's got to be boundaries.
The world is black and white, right?
It's like-- it's like night and day.
Salt and pepper.
You and me.
And I am the white one.
Very much so.
Black and white, doc. There is no gray.
I'm sorry. I thought you told a joke.
That radiation poisoning, that's what it's got to be.
Mmm, his head looks so delicious.
It would be easy just to lean over
and nibble it off that juicy neck.
But I would draw too much attention
and I'd have to switch to another body.
And I like living in Harry's cabin.
He has a great barbecue and a kickass view of the lake.
Maybe next time I go to Jessup for a head,
I'll take it home and grill it up.
You see what I'm saying?
Of course.
But the most, uh, important thing to remember
is that aliens are not real.
Have you ever grilled with fennel?
Hmm?
Here we go.
Where did you go?
I was applying for Santa's job.
He's not going to live on that diet forever.
We talked about this.
You're not supposed to take the baby out.
What if you see someone you know?
Oh, what, this baby?
It's my cousin's kid.
She had to go to Michigan for a work opportunity.
It's really sad.
Her husband, Brad, died just after the baby was born.
Hemophagocytic lymphohistiocytosis.
Mm.
Yeah, I know, it's a mouthful.
It's just really sad.
Trying to do everything I can to help out.
Oh.
So who is that?
Oh, that's her.
Hey.
Sher-Sher.
Yeah, she's fine.
One sec.
She has to hear Colette cooing on the hour or else freaks out.
Well, if you memorized lymphohistiocytosis,
then how could anything go wrong?
Look, I know none of this is perfect.
The truth is
we don't know what's going on at Ben and Kate's house.
What we need...
- Oh. - Is...
information.
Wait. Is that Ben's living room?
Yeah.
The outdoor cameras I set up
weren't catching any alien activity,
so I invited myself for dinner and set up indoor cameras.
Indoor cameras?
Cool, so we went from pretty illegal to really illegal.
I mean-- Yeah.
He is the mayor...
so he's part of the government, which means...
they've been spying on us for years.
All right.
The Greys show up looking for her, we'll see them.
Plus, it has 24-hour continuous recording,
so we don't have to sit here and watch all day.
Which I do not recommend.
Because after work, Ben likes to come home
and take the lint out of his toes.
Oh, yes.
59 cried to save one?
Isn't it cute?
But we're not too attached to the baby?
No.
No, we are not. - Mm-hmm.
And you mean Daisy.
Is it possible that there are some humans
I actually cared about even when I was on Earth?
Human connection is powerful.
Maybe some humans are so afraid of it,
they pretend it isn't happening.
Her hair should be red,
but not a red you find in nature, only in toys.
Shh. Bruce is coming.
Just talk about how amazing Earth is.
Hello, Harry.
Moonie.
Harry, I brought you very special cookies.
We abducted an entire Girl Scout troop last night
just for these.
Thank you.
Harry's been so busy
talking about Earth,
he doesn't have time to eat cookies.
Oh, no, I have time.
Earth? I want to hear everything.
Go ahead, Harry.
Tell Bruce how amazing Earth is.
I do not like these.
Bridget, would you like to have a cookie?
I would do anything to visit Earth.
It has been my dream my whole life.
Bruce, I have an idea.
If you let us out of here, maybe Harry would--would--
would bring you to Earth with us.
Really? Oh, I couldn't impose.
The last thing I want to do is step on Harry's toes.
Harry, he is leaving.
Oh!
Well--
Bruce, um, if you let us out of here,
we will take you to Earth with us.
Don't lie to a Grey. We can tell.
OK, I can't tell.
Are you lying?
I'm serious.
Hot diggity!
Is that right?
Remember, if any of my expressions
are outdated, please tell me.
That one is 100% fresh.
Can we get to the escape ships without anyone seeing us?
Don't worry. The guards are on strike.
Oh! Power to the people.
Stick it to the man.
The--the Grey man.
The Grey people.
Yeah, we should go.
Happy spring, ladies.
Better iron those summer skirts.
Warm weather is right around the corner.
And I'm not saying that only women have to iron.
You know, men can iron too.
Everyone is the same.
Anyone can do anything.
Hon, Hon, are you, uh, are you still getting your hair done?
Will you sit tight?
I have eyes on Joseph.
Yes, the--the alien Joseph.
Damn it.
I think it's him.
Yes, it's him.
Uh, suspect wearing a black jacket
with a red umbrella holding flowers.
He is currently directly on my six,
and the situation is still unfolding,
but it is very dangerous.
So for right now, just stay--
In the salon.
Where's my baby?
Get off of me!
Oh, my God, I--I thought you were someone else.
Oh, wait, wait.
She might be a shapeshifter.
I read about them.
That's why she has the umbrella and the--the flowers.
A nice, handsome man gave them to me.
Oh.
It's not illegal to be kind now, is it?
I'm so sorry.
You'll be hearing from my attorney.
Really sorry, again.
It's OK.
She was probably going to sue me anyway.
We're almost at the cabin. Time to get ready.
I'm ready.
Wait, what is that?
I made it myself.
Made entirely of natural ingredients.
It delivers one gallon of Mantid spray in one minute.
Manticide. Patent pending.
But I'm the Alien Tracker.
I'm the one that's supposed to have the weapons.
Well, you don't.
Harry took your taser, remember?
Do you have one of those for me?
No.
I assumed we were both developing
advanced anti-alien biological weaponry
that is both highly effective
and has zero impact on humans and the water table.
I'm gonna sharpen this stick.
- Don't scream. - Jesus!
You scared me.
I am here to give you important information.
By hiding in my car with a Richard Nixon mask on?
I almost shot you.
And also almost peed myself.
One of those still might happen.
Joseph the alien is back in town.
What? Did you see him?
Face forward. You don't ask the questions.
I ask the questions.
Fine.
Go ahead.
Go ahead what?
Ask a question.
I don't have a question.
I'm just telling you that Joseph is here.
I saw him myself.
It is your job as town constable to arrest him.
Do you think constable is the word they used
for police during the 1970s?
I said you don't ask the questions.
You can use any resource you need to pursue this person.
Well, the mayor has to sign off on that.
The mayor can't be involved in this.
You're simply using your discretionary budget
to investigate a tip from an anonymous citizen.
This meeting...
is over.
Please turn off the child lock.
What a ding-dong.
Yeah, her husband, Brad,
passed away right before the baby was born.
Hemophagocytic lymphohistiocytosis.
I know, it's a mouthful.
You should really not let the baby's feet
point out like that.
If they grow that way,
she might turn out to be like a ballet dancer.
What's wrong with ballet?
It's just, like, so, like.
You know?
Yeah.
We've got a problem.
Joseph is back in town.
Joseph Joseph?
Yeah.
Yeah, look, I know you're going through some things,
but you have to come back to work.
I--I need your help to track him down.
Joseph ain't my problem anymore.
Hell, as far as I know, he don't even exist.
I hallucinated him too.
And why are you wearing civilian clothes?
That's all you have to say to me?
The town needs you.
I need you.
Joseph almost killed us,
and you didn't hallucinate anything.
You saw an alien.
You know Joseph is an alien.
Accept it and get over it
and come back so we can figure things out.
And you want to know why
I am wearing civilian clothes at work?
Because I refuse to wear a uniform that's too big for me
just 'cause my boss is too blind to see
what's right in front of him.
Oh, come on.
Hey.
Hello, Mr. President.
I'm not even going to ask.
Oh, shit.
Jude, I need your help with something.
10-4. I'm on it. What do you need?
Blood?
They won't take mine in the clinic,
so I have plenty extra.
No, come on.
What?
I need you to take her out back.
Don't let anybody see you.
Yes. Affirmative. I'm on it, stat.
Yep, yep, yep, yep, yep.
Go, go, go. Go.
Oh, oh, oh. OK.
Do you want me to breastfeed her?
Probably not, right?
- No. - OK.
Wait. Could you?
How do you think Kevin gets such smooth skin?
Uh--oh, dude. Just--
OK. I got it, I got it.
Well, hello, my two favorite people.
both: Hey.
Hey. Need a drink? I sure as hell do.
Mm.
Heck yeah. What can I get ya?
Ooh.
I don't mean to bug you.
Or bugger you.
Baby got thorax.
Oh, you are no lady.
Harry?
Huh?
Hi.
Asta, my friend.
How are you?
I was worried maybe I shouldn't just show up.
Uh, I brought pizza.
I feel like it's been so long
since we've had a chance to really hang out.
I was going to avoid mating with a local human,
but she is clearly attracted to me.
This would speed up my hunt for a mate.
I'm not hungry right now.
Even though your head looks delicious.
Oh. Not even for pizza?
OK, then.
Let's just sit and catch up.
Hmm. This is nice.
I was trying to give you space
because I know you're still dealing with losing Bridget.
Can only imagine how hard that is.
You know, I think I need to talk to someone.
I'm feeling a little lost.
Oh.
Just we were on that ship...
in space.
And--and the moon was not the moon, but it is the moon.
And so every time I look at the moon now,
I can't look at the moon the same way.
I left a little part of myself up there.
Something just--
Does that--
Oh.
♪ But I'd like to get to know you ♪
♪ Yes, I would
♪ But I'd like to get to know you ♪
♪ If I could
♪ But I'd like to get to know you ♪
♪ Finally I've found searching all around ♪
♪ Just was not the answer
♪ One I thought was true looked a bit like you ♪
Oh. No, thank you.
Mm-mm. - OK.
Oh, God.
Should you be smoking so much?
Uh, I--I know you're upset about Bridget,
but you are supposed to be a doctor, remember?
People have already complained about you
touching the white parts of their band-aids.
You are showing affection for me.
Well, yeah.
You know, you're one of my closest friends.
You know I love you.
Mm, ah--
Mm.
What are you doing?
Oh, God, do I smell?
You are ovulating.
Let's mate.
Uh, uh--
oh, no, oh, God.
OK, wow.
Time flies. I--I gotta go.
Gotta go to work.
This has been a lot of fun. Bye.
Oh!
What are you doing here?
Also, what the hell is going on with Harry?
Oh, hello, Asta.
Or should I say the alien sympathizer?
What are you talking about?
We know you're working for the Mantid.
The who?
She said the Mantid.
Too bad, Asta.
Now I'm going to have to kill you too.
OK, maybe she's not working for the Mantid?
If you try grabbing that and if you try to escape,
I will have to kill you before I eat you.
And I'd rather eat you alive.
Humans go bad so quickly.
Don't you dare touch them.
And what the hell have you done with Harry?
Don't worry about Harry.
Harry is very far away.
And after I eat you three,
no one else will ever have any idea that I'm not really him.
This is some bullshit.
Go ahead, eat us.
Mantids only eat heads.
They'll find our bodies and know you did it.
Correction.
Mantids can eat bodies.
We just prefer the heads. It's the best part.
It's like eating off the top of a cupcake.
I like the bottom of the cupcake more than the top.
Is that weird?
Harry?
Dun-dun!
You escaped? I'm impressed.
Because I am smarter than you and I'm stronger than you
and son of a bitch!
Is that pepperoni?
Why did you call that guy Harry?
Because he's Harry.
No, he's not. He's just a guy.
I'm tempted to kill you in my human form.
But alien to alien, this will be much more fun.
I'm gonna need a minute.
Bridget!
Kill that sumbitch.
Ah!
Disappointed.
Why don't you take a rest?
I got this.
Hyah!
Harry, did you lose your alien powers?
No!
I'm a little bit jet-lagged.
I guess I'll be eating all four of you then.
I'm going to need some more ketchup.
Try to catch up to this, bug.
Run!
Asta, you are driving!
Go, go, go! Go!
Go faster!
Stop telling me how to drive!
Humans already live in a prison,
a prison they create for themselves.
A prison of beliefs that hold them back
from being the best version of who they are.
Hi, sir.
Nice to have you back.
♪ Get me out of this city
♪ Set me free of this town
♪ For my soul is weary
♪ Can't see past the clouds
♪ Show me the horizon
There are a million things in this world
that keep humans from moving forward.
♪ With rivers and valleys
♪ Where the eagles fly by
♪ Get me out of this city
♪ I'm gonna bust outta town
♪ For my soul is weary
♪ Can't see past the clouds
I don't have her.
I don't know.
♪ For my heart is yearning
No.
♪ And I am yearning
I don't know.
♪ For a sign from above
♪ Take a ride up the canyon
We'll take good care of her.
♪ Where the coyotes roam
Thank you.
Sometimes it just takes
a little faith in others to help you.
♪ Sorrows sink like stone
And faith in yourself for having the strength
to make your life what you want it to be.
♪ I'm gonna bust out of town ♪
♪ For my soul is weary
But sometimes, those prison walls are so high,
it is impossible to escape.
♪ Get me out of this city
Especially when the prison you are in
is the hunk of skin and blood keeping you alive.
♪ For my soul is weary
♪ I can't see past the clouds ♪
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