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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:02:39,022 --> 00:02:41,367 Oh! All right, that's it. 2 00:02:41,391 --> 00:02:43,736 What's the matter, Marie? What happened? 3 00:02:43,760 --> 00:02:47,439 - She tried to kill me. - Well, isn't that the point? 4 00:02:47,463 --> 00:02:51,076 No, Lauren, this is theatrical fencing. 5 00:02:51,100 --> 00:02:53,312 This isn't an autopsy. All right? 6 00:02:53,336 --> 00:02:55,647 All right. 7 00:02:56,839 --> 00:02:59,518 Damn it, I don't even know why we have to do this. 8 00:02:59,542 --> 00:03:02,421 If you want to do Shakespeare, Shakespearean people have duels. 9 00:03:02,445 --> 00:03:06,425 - Not the women. - It's my ambition to play Hamlet. 10 00:03:06,449 --> 00:03:09,161 Oh, that'll pack 'em in the aisles. 11 00:03:09,185 --> 00:03:11,360 Yes. 12 00:03:13,423 --> 00:03:15,507 Colette. 13 00:03:17,527 --> 00:03:19,338 Ian. 14 00:03:21,064 --> 00:03:24,047 Good. Lauren. 15 00:03:31,941 --> 00:03:35,154 Excellent. 16 00:03:35,178 --> 00:03:37,353 Naomi. 17 00:03:38,648 --> 00:03:41,232 Bitch. 18 00:03:43,286 --> 00:03:45,564 - Lauren. - Hi. 19 00:03:45,588 --> 00:03:49,034 - Have dinner with me tonight. - What? 20 00:03:49,058 --> 00:03:53,038 - Say, "Yes." - George. 21 00:03:53,062 --> 00:03:56,942 - Say, "Yes." - Why are you acting like this? 22 00:03:56,966 --> 00:03:59,745 Because I want to be with you. 23 00:03:59,769 --> 00:04:03,411 Oh, that's nice. 24 00:04:05,441 --> 00:04:08,887 - This is so funny, George. I thought you were gay. - Well, I am. 25 00:04:08,911 --> 00:04:12,124 It's just that I play so many heterosexual roles, 26 00:04:12,148 --> 00:04:16,234 I feel I really need to do some serious research. 27 00:04:17,086 --> 00:04:19,131 Mm-hmm. 28 00:04:19,155 --> 00:04:21,133 And just when you think there's no greater depth... 29 00:04:21,157 --> 00:04:23,569 to which an actor could possibly sink. 30 00:04:23,593 --> 00:04:25,771 That's nothin'. Remember Fred? 31 00:04:25,795 --> 00:04:27,773 Fred. 32 00:04:27,797 --> 00:04:29,842 I've got a 50 percent hearing loss in this ear... 33 00:04:29,866 --> 00:04:33,045 from him yelling, "Stella," in bed. 34 00:04:33,069 --> 00:04:36,048 I tell you, I swore off actors a year ago. 35 00:04:36,072 --> 00:04:39,318 I said if that's the only subspecies of men available, 36 00:04:39,342 --> 00:04:41,754 I'd rather not date at all. 37 00:04:41,778 --> 00:04:44,323 And I haven't, but there are other things. 38 00:04:44,347 --> 00:04:48,494 My work, I perfect my craft. Kor... Korzenowski! 39 00:04:48,518 --> 00:04:51,230 - Yeah. - He's taking students. 40 00:04:51,254 --> 00:04:55,204 Yeah, but where you gonna get that kind of money? 41 00:05:05,368 --> 00:05:07,413 Who is it? 42 00:05:07,437 --> 00:05:10,849 It's your sister-in-law. Hurry, my feet are falling off. 43 00:05:10,873 --> 00:05:15,554 Well, hi, Shirley. I'm glad you finally... Wait a minute. 44 00:05:15,578 --> 00:05:20,188 Get in front of the camera. 45 00:05:24,320 --> 00:05:27,199 - I knew it. - Come on, Mom. Let me in. 46 00:05:27,223 --> 00:05:30,903 No, we can't afford it. 47 00:05:30,927 --> 00:05:35,040 - Mom, please. Daddy! - Is that my baby? 48 00:05:35,064 --> 00:05:37,976 Yes, but she can't come in. She wants a loan. 49 00:05:38,000 --> 00:05:41,613 Daddy, can I come in, please? Please, please, please? 50 00:05:41,637 --> 00:05:44,450 Daddy, Daddy? 51 00:05:44,474 --> 00:05:48,087 - You don't know she wants money. - Of course she does. 52 00:05:48,111 --> 00:05:51,623 - You don't know that. - That's right, Mom. 53 00:05:51,647 --> 00:05:55,494 Can't I just drop in to see my parents? 54 00:05:58,387 --> 00:06:03,635 Okay, I need $5,000. But it's to study with Korzenowski. 55 00:06:03,659 --> 00:06:06,605 Daddy! Stanislav Korzenowski. 56 00:06:06,629 --> 00:06:08,841 I'll pay you back. 57 00:06:08,865 --> 00:06:11,848 What did you say? What was that? 58 00:06:13,703 --> 00:06:18,917 - I know I owe you some money. - You owe us $32,000. 59 00:06:18,941 --> 00:06:21,820 But it's "the Korzenowski." 60 00:06:21,844 --> 00:06:26,391 Lauren, we sent you to Yale, then London and the institute. 61 00:06:26,415 --> 00:06:30,162 You have been at this acting thing for years, and you haven't earned a dime. 62 00:06:30,186 --> 00:06:32,364 You are still working as a salesgirl! 63 00:06:32,388 --> 00:06:35,501 - Honey, face it. Maybe it's time... - Daddy! 64 00:06:35,525 --> 00:06:38,270 - Hey, what did you do? - Nothing. 65 00:06:38,294 --> 00:06:40,506 You gave her that money. I can't believe that you did that. 66 00:06:40,530 --> 00:06:43,041 She is our only child. 67 00:06:43,065 --> 00:06:45,577 Oh, Daddy! $5,000! 68 00:06:45,601 --> 00:06:47,579 Thank you, Daddy! 69 00:06:47,603 --> 00:06:49,653 Oh, thank you. 70 00:06:52,742 --> 00:06:55,622 Give me back my fuckin'quarter! Damn! 71 00:06:57,747 --> 00:06:59,922 Well, good luck. 72 00:07:10,193 --> 00:07:14,139 I'm Lauren Ames. There's my application, your board, your pen. 73 00:07:14,163 --> 00:07:17,142 - Thank you. - And my down payment. 74 00:07:17,166 --> 00:07:20,312 Keep that for now. You still have to audition. 75 00:07:20,336 --> 00:07:23,182 - Right. - Sit down. Mr. Korzenowski will call you. 76 00:07:23,206 --> 00:07:24,789 Thank you. 77 00:07:28,244 --> 00:07:31,757 La, le, lou, la, le, lou. Ma, me, mi... 78 00:07:31,781 --> 00:07:33,625 You nervous? Sorry. 79 00:07:33,649 --> 00:07:38,030 - I'm sorry. - It's okay. No, it's fine. 80 00:07:38,054 --> 00:07:42,801 I guess we're all a little bit... Don't talk. Right. 81 00:07:42,825 --> 00:07:45,705 Oh, boy, I don't blame you. 82 00:07:46,729 --> 00:07:49,474 This is so intense. Shut up, Weldon. 83 00:07:49,498 --> 00:07:52,344 I'm sorry. Sorry. 84 00:07:52,368 --> 00:07:56,281 Isn't there one fuckin' phone in this whole town that works? 85 00:07:56,305 --> 00:07:58,389 You got a phone I can use? 86 00:08:08,451 --> 00:08:11,897 Yeah, hi. This is Sandy Brozinsky. Who's this? 87 00:08:11,921 --> 00:08:14,800 Howie. Okay, Howie. 88 00:08:14,824 --> 00:08:18,303 I'm holding in my hand this thingee that says you're going to turn off my phone at noon. 89 00:08:18,327 --> 00:08:20,806 Oh, yeah? Well, I want to tell you somethin'. 90 00:08:20,830 --> 00:08:22,808 I just got out of the hospital. 91 00:08:22,832 --> 00:08:25,010 I get home after two months of intensive care, 92 00:08:25,034 --> 00:08:27,446 they wheel me into my building, I open my mailbox, 93 00:08:27,470 --> 00:08:31,950 I find your thingee screaming at me I have 'til 12 noon today... 94 00:08:31,974 --> 00:08:35,621 Hey, no, you listen, you listen! 95 00:08:35,645 --> 00:08:38,958 I just opened the damn thing. I just now laid eyes on it for the first time. 96 00:08:40,082 --> 00:08:42,327 What was I supposed to do, 97 00:08:42,351 --> 00:08:45,868 have them unhook the life-support machine so I could pay my bills? 98 00:08:47,356 --> 00:08:50,269 Oh, really? Yeah, so now I have three... 99 00:08:50,293 --> 00:08:54,373 No, two minutes to write a check and wheel myself down to your office? 100 00:08:54,397 --> 00:08:56,777 Howie, is that the drill? 101 00:08:57,833 --> 00:09:01,213 Lo-lo-lo-lo, lo-lo-lo-lo. 102 00:09:01,237 --> 00:09:04,216 24 hours? 103 00:09:04,240 --> 00:09:06,518 24 big ones? 104 00:09:06,542 --> 00:09:08,954 All right, Howie, you're a prince among men. 105 00:09:08,978 --> 00:09:10,989 I mean it. I want to have your child. 106 00:09:11,013 --> 00:09:13,097 Yeah, bye. 107 00:09:17,019 --> 00:09:21,266 Lo-lo-lo-lo... No, stop! 108 00:09:21,290 --> 00:09:25,774 Please, do not screech at anyone else. 109 00:09:27,697 --> 00:09:31,305 I am trying to prepare for an audition here. Thank you. 110 00:09:32,335 --> 00:09:34,646 Oh, yeah? What for? 111 00:09:34,670 --> 00:09:37,649 A workshop with Stanislav Korzenowski. 112 00:09:37,673 --> 00:09:40,452 Who's that? 113 00:09:40,476 --> 00:09:43,221 Only one of the great geniuses of the theater. 114 00:09:43,245 --> 00:09:45,691 Now if you don't mind... 115 00:09:45,715 --> 00:09:48,925 Hey, maybe I should audition for him too. I'm an actress. 116 00:09:51,654 --> 00:09:54,864 Hey, no, I'm a pro. I bet I'm more of a pro than you. 117 00:09:57,193 --> 00:10:01,907 - Uh-huh. - Well, I just made 2500 bucks doin' a movie. Yeah. 118 00:10:01,931 --> 00:10:05,310 That's where I've seen you. It has been driving me crazy. 119 00:10:05,334 --> 00:10:10,382 - You saw "Ninja Vixens"? - I... must have. 120 00:10:10,406 --> 00:10:13,685 Huh. Well, this acting thing's been goin' pretty good. 121 00:10:13,709 --> 00:10:16,657 I mean, it's all just bullshitting, right? 122 00:10:17,713 --> 00:10:20,692 Actors are just bullshitters who get paid. 123 00:10:20,716 --> 00:10:23,528 Where do I sign up? 124 00:10:23,552 --> 00:10:27,265 Just exactly what do you think you're going to do in there? 125 00:10:27,289 --> 00:10:30,102 I don't know. I'll make something up. 126 00:10:30,126 --> 00:10:34,372 You're going into Stanislav Korzenowski and wing it? 127 00:10:35,765 --> 00:10:39,214 Jesus, you'd think I was gonna go in and pee on him. 128 00:10:40,036 --> 00:10:42,280 Listen to me. 129 00:10:42,304 --> 00:10:46,118 You do not audition for a man of Korzenowski's reputation... 130 00:10:46,142 --> 00:10:48,620 without a prepared classical monologue. 131 00:10:48,644 --> 00:10:50,522 That means Shaw, Ibsen, Shakespeare. 132 00:10:50,546 --> 00:10:54,292 I'm doing Ophelia's mad scene. I'm not waltzing in off the street... 133 00:10:54,316 --> 00:10:57,796 saying, "Gee, I think I want to be an actress." 134 00:10:57,820 --> 00:11:00,665 You know what I bet? 135 00:11:00,689 --> 00:11:03,535 I bet you haven't been laid in about a year. 136 00:11:07,663 --> 00:11:10,942 - Ames, Lauren. - Ah, ah. 137 00:11:10,966 --> 00:11:15,180 Yes, I'm coming. I'm... I will be coming... 138 00:11:15,204 --> 00:11:17,883 I'm... I'm ready. 139 00:11:17,907 --> 00:11:20,919 Quickly, Miss Ames. 140 00:11:20,943 --> 00:11:23,455 Have a good mad scene. 141 00:11:23,479 --> 00:11:26,658 It's really great, I just saw it. 142 00:11:26,682 --> 00:11:28,925 Hmm. 143 00:11:55,044 --> 00:12:00,492 I will not only wish you to absorb everything that I say, 144 00:12:00,516 --> 00:12:06,064 I will also wish you to keep notes of everything that I say. 145 00:12:06,088 --> 00:12:10,469 And I will wish to look at those notes. 146 00:12:10,493 --> 00:12:14,840 Now if you say this is like high school, 147 00:12:14,864 --> 00:12:17,175 I do not apologize. 148 00:12:18,367 --> 00:12:20,545 I am an old egotist... 149 00:12:20,569 --> 00:12:24,616 and I want to know that you recorded my ideas. 150 00:12:24,640 --> 00:12:27,588 If you do not, you're gone from the class. 151 00:12:29,245 --> 00:12:32,023 All right, we begin. 152 00:12:32,047 --> 00:12:36,561 We begin with vowel groups. 153 00:12:36,585 --> 00:12:39,636 Vowel groups? 154 00:12:40,055 --> 00:12:42,264 Mr. Weldon, 155 00:12:43,926 --> 00:12:50,481 do you know the difference between a Texas diphthong and a Georgia diphthong? 156 00:12:52,067 --> 00:12:53,545 Sorry I'm late. 157 00:12:53,569 --> 00:12:56,948 They made me fill out all these dumb-ass financial aid forms. 158 00:12:56,972 --> 00:12:58,984 You want 'em? 159 00:12:59,008 --> 00:13:02,787 I cannot believe... I absolutely cannot believe he let her in! 160 00:13:02,811 --> 00:13:05,123 And on scholarship! 161 00:13:05,147 --> 00:13:08,027 I just bet I know what she did as an audition. 162 00:13:09,185 --> 00:13:11,796 The woman has no training, no experience. 163 00:13:11,820 --> 00:13:13,965 I mean, correct me if I'm wrong. 164 00:13:13,989 --> 00:13:15,967 I really thought if you worked at your craft... 165 00:13:15,991 --> 00:13:18,837 maybe, just possibly, you get to work with one of the greats. 166 00:13:18,861 --> 00:13:22,707 It's $2.95, not $295. 167 00:13:22,731 --> 00:13:25,008 I knew that. 168 00:13:27,369 --> 00:13:30,982 Something's seriously wrong with my life. 169 00:13:31,006 --> 00:13:33,920 Excuse me. 170 00:13:35,377 --> 00:13:38,792 - Are you all right? - Better. 171 00:13:40,216 --> 00:13:45,163 - I was just... Who cares? May I help you? - Yeah. 172 00:13:45,187 --> 00:13:49,067 - Have you got something in a pumpkin? - The shade pumpkin? 173 00:13:49,091 --> 00:13:51,102 No, a pumpkin costume. 174 00:13:51,126 --> 00:13:54,739 - Oh. - God, I sound like an idiot. 175 00:13:54,763 --> 00:13:56,875 The reason is that I teach grammar school. 176 00:13:56,899 --> 00:13:59,077 - You're a schoolteacher? - Uh-huh. 177 00:13:59,101 --> 00:14:03,014 - You're not an actor? - God, no, I'd be awful. Why do you ask? 178 00:14:03,038 --> 00:14:07,352 Well, there's just so many actors who come in here. Please go on. 179 00:14:07,376 --> 00:14:09,487 Well, we're putting on a little pageant... 180 00:14:09,511 --> 00:14:11,556 and there's a kid in my class who's very insecure. 181 00:14:11,580 --> 00:14:15,327 The other kids pick on him and his mother doesn't sew, 182 00:14:15,351 --> 00:14:19,397 and I think it would give him such a boost to have the best darn costume in the place. 183 00:14:19,421 --> 00:14:21,900 So I thought a professional costumers... 184 00:14:21,924 --> 00:14:24,903 would have an incredible pumpkin. 185 00:14:24,927 --> 00:14:29,741 But I can't go more than $50 because this is coming out of my own pocket. 186 00:14:32,468 --> 00:14:35,213 I'm really sorry, I don't think we have a pumpkin. 187 00:14:35,237 --> 00:14:38,254 What about a squash? 188 00:14:39,441 --> 00:14:42,554 We don't have any vegetables as such. 189 00:14:42,578 --> 00:14:45,257 I'm sorry. 190 00:14:45,281 --> 00:14:48,827 Well, this is the last place on the list, 191 00:14:48,851 --> 00:14:52,597 but I'll just throw something together myself. 192 00:14:52,621 --> 00:14:55,300 I really appreciate your time. Thanks. 193 00:14:55,324 --> 00:14:57,235 Um, listen. 194 00:14:57,259 --> 00:14:59,237 I don't know, maybe someone... 195 00:14:59,261 --> 00:15:02,874 Maybe I could... I've made a lot of my own costumes. 196 00:15:02,898 --> 00:15:05,043 I'm sure it wouldn't be that difficult. 197 00:15:05,067 --> 00:15:09,447 If I could help out, I'd... like to. 198 00:15:09,471 --> 00:15:12,351 That would be fabulous. 199 00:15:22,484 --> 00:15:25,563 - I hope you'll forgive me, Lauren. - For what? 200 00:15:25,587 --> 00:15:30,201 - I don't usually lunge at women like that. - Oh. 201 00:15:30,225 --> 00:15:33,271 But you just, uh... 202 00:15:33,295 --> 00:15:36,808 I just had to kiss you. 203 00:15:36,832 --> 00:15:39,978 I really am sorry and I hope that you'll want to see me again. 204 00:15:40,002 --> 00:15:43,481 Oh, where in the world did you come from? 205 00:15:43,505 --> 00:15:45,550 New Mexico originally. 206 00:15:45,574 --> 00:15:47,786 No, no, I mean, 207 00:15:47,810 --> 00:15:50,388 how can a man so delightful as you... 208 00:15:50,412 --> 00:15:54,326 be just wandering the streets of New York? 209 00:15:54,350 --> 00:15:57,629 Single, single, yeah. I can't believe it. 210 00:15:57,653 --> 00:15:59,896 Well, that's not by choice. I'd like to be married. 211 00:16:01,924 --> 00:16:05,470 - This isn't happening. - Why not? 212 00:16:05,494 --> 00:16:08,807 Well, there must be something wrong with you. Don't you have any faults? 213 00:16:09,865 --> 00:16:12,142 I smoke. 214 00:16:14,236 --> 00:16:17,482 You smoke? That's it? Call the police! 215 00:16:17,506 --> 00:16:21,052 No, no, no, it's an addiction. 216 00:16:21,076 --> 00:16:24,718 Colton's tobacco. New Mexico's finest. 217 00:16:25,447 --> 00:16:27,892 I hope you don't mind. 218 00:16:27,916 --> 00:16:31,832 Well, I'll struggle through somehow. 219 00:16:33,689 --> 00:16:35,667 Good. Very good, 220 00:16:35,691 --> 00:16:39,070 because I'd like to see you again... 221 00:16:39,094 --> 00:16:41,235 tomorrow night. 222 00:16:44,433 --> 00:16:47,177 Well, yes. 223 00:16:56,645 --> 00:16:59,257 Mmm, thank you. 224 00:16:59,281 --> 00:17:01,365 There. 225 00:17:03,619 --> 00:17:06,064 What's this? 226 00:17:06,088 --> 00:17:10,335 "Oo, ee, oo, ah, oo, ee, ah, oo." 227 00:17:10,359 --> 00:17:12,771 That's what you do in acting class? 228 00:17:12,795 --> 00:17:14,773 - Those are vowel groups. - Mmm. 229 00:17:14,797 --> 00:17:18,910 Sorry, "Wowel groups." 230 00:17:18,934 --> 00:17:23,748 - Ooh, ooh. - I feel the same way. 231 00:17:23,772 --> 00:17:27,289 Will you please kiss me hard on the lips? 232 00:17:29,077 --> 00:17:31,756 That was tender, but tasty. 233 00:17:31,780 --> 00:17:34,225 - Bite my face. - Okay. 234 00:17:34,249 --> 00:17:37,529 - Aaah. - Bite my leg. 235 00:17:37,553 --> 00:17:41,161 Now bite my other leg. 236 00:17:46,829 --> 00:17:49,808 Oh, I'm sorry. 237 00:17:49,832 --> 00:17:53,748 Oh, my. That kind of evening, huh? 238 00:17:56,271 --> 00:18:00,084 Not the kind you're used to. No money changed hands. 239 00:18:03,912 --> 00:18:05,757 Ah-ka. 240 00:18:05,781 --> 00:18:09,327 Ah-ka-wan-ah-ka! 241 00:18:09,351 --> 00:18:13,298 "Ah-ka-wan-ah-ka?" No, no. Reveal. 242 00:18:13,322 --> 00:18:17,335 You have killed your father, you have married your mother. 243 00:18:17,359 --> 00:18:20,238 Now no words, remember. 244 00:18:20,262 --> 00:18:22,346 Now reveal. 245 00:18:24,566 --> 00:18:28,046 Aaah! 246 00:18:28,070 --> 00:18:30,615 Rooo! 247 00:18:30,639 --> 00:18:33,384 Here we have a sick sea lion. 248 00:18:33,408 --> 00:18:34,853 Go. 249 00:18:34,877 --> 00:18:37,455 Miss Brozinsky. 250 00:18:37,479 --> 00:18:39,457 Okay. 251 00:18:39,481 --> 00:18:44,295 You will now perform for us, also without words, 252 00:18:44,319 --> 00:18:47,029 Hamlet's soliloquy. 253 00:18:47,923 --> 00:18:49,901 Who's that? 254 00:18:49,925 --> 00:18:52,839 Hamlet. 255 00:18:54,129 --> 00:18:57,709 Hamlet. 256 00:18:57,733 --> 00:19:00,784 Shakespeare's tragedy of Hamlet! 257 00:19:04,673 --> 00:19:07,252 Ah, well, 258 00:19:07,276 --> 00:19:09,553 for her, we get the comic book, huh? 259 00:19:18,186 --> 00:19:20,804 Taxi! 260 00:19:31,700 --> 00:19:34,112 Hey! 261 00:19:34,136 --> 00:19:38,116 - Oh, that creep Korzenowski is driving me nuts. - Ah. 262 00:19:38,140 --> 00:19:42,420 Ooh! I know what I need. 263 00:19:50,519 --> 00:19:53,197 Oh, God! 264 00:19:53,221 --> 00:19:55,233 Oh, God! 265 00:19:55,257 --> 00:19:56,968 Oh, God! 266 00:19:56,992 --> 00:19:58,736 Oh, God! 267 00:19:58,760 --> 00:20:00,071 Oh, God! 268 00:20:00,095 --> 00:20:04,943 Oh, God. Oh, God! 269 00:20:04,967 --> 00:20:07,108 Ooh. 270 00:20:13,609 --> 00:20:18,022 To die on the stage... 271 00:20:18,046 --> 00:20:21,759 is perhaps the greatest single challenge... 272 00:20:21,783 --> 00:20:24,197 an actor can face. 273 00:20:26,555 --> 00:20:31,536 The audience must know, must absolutely believe... 274 00:20:31,560 --> 00:20:34,606 that the breath, that the very life... 275 00:20:34,630 --> 00:20:36,908 is going out of your body. 276 00:20:36,932 --> 00:20:39,210 Now... 277 00:20:39,234 --> 00:20:43,548 You! You will die now, please. 278 00:20:43,572 --> 00:20:47,453 No, I don't believe you. 279 00:20:49,177 --> 00:20:52,190 Maintain your focus. 280 00:20:52,214 --> 00:20:56,801 - I don't believe you. Maintain your focus. - Stop, stop, stop it! 281 00:21:00,922 --> 00:21:05,372 - Are you all right? - Fine. 282 00:21:08,296 --> 00:21:13,911 Perhaps you would like to die for us now, Miss Ames. 283 00:21:13,935 --> 00:21:17,111 You I think I will shoot. 284 00:21:19,074 --> 00:21:22,420 You will feel the bullet enter your body. 285 00:21:22,444 --> 00:21:25,857 You will lose all muscle control. 286 00:21:25,881 --> 00:21:30,828 You will fall down dead. 287 00:21:30,852 --> 00:21:34,733 Bang. 288 00:21:47,436 --> 00:21:50,581 This can only be the achievement... 289 00:21:50,605 --> 00:21:54,318 of years of training. 290 00:21:54,342 --> 00:21:58,356 No other way would we ever see... 291 00:21:58,380 --> 00:22:01,693 so false a performance. 292 00:22:01,717 --> 00:22:05,029 So mechanical, so thought out. 293 00:22:05,053 --> 00:22:09,133 Never for one moment truly felt. 294 00:22:09,157 --> 00:22:14,439 Here, you must reach deep inside yourself. 295 00:22:14,463 --> 00:22:18,576 You must go beyond the safety of what you know. 296 00:22:18,600 --> 00:22:21,512 We know you can act, Camille, 297 00:22:21,536 --> 00:22:25,683 but can you be a person of flesh and blood? 298 00:22:25,707 --> 00:22:28,257 Ah, time. 299 00:22:29,678 --> 00:22:32,056 We die again tomorrow. 300 00:22:32,080 --> 00:22:34,959 And, please, give me your notebooks. 301 00:22:34,983 --> 00:22:37,192 I wish to see them. 302 00:22:41,056 --> 00:22:45,670 - You can't walk there! - Hey, Ed, you want the delivery or not? 303 00:22:45,694 --> 00:22:48,836 The man is a Nazi. 304 00:22:51,333 --> 00:22:55,249 I have never been the dumbest in any class before. 305 00:22:56,571 --> 00:22:59,212 I haven't seen you for nine hours. 306 00:23:01,209 --> 00:23:04,522 Taxi! 307 00:23:06,481 --> 00:23:08,826 Taxi! 308 00:23:10,652 --> 00:23:13,464 - You know what today is? - No. 309 00:23:13,488 --> 00:23:16,200 It's our third-week anniversary. 310 00:23:16,224 --> 00:23:18,236 - Stop on the next corner. - You got it. 311 00:23:18,260 --> 00:23:20,371 I think you need some roses. 312 00:23:20,395 --> 00:23:22,406 Oh, no, you can't afford any more flowers. 313 00:23:22,430 --> 00:23:25,643 - Right here. - No, don't stop. 314 00:23:25,667 --> 00:23:28,513 - No, don't stop. I know what teachers make. - Half a dozen. 315 00:23:28,537 --> 00:23:30,621 Don't stop. 316 00:23:43,585 --> 00:23:46,664 No! Michael! 317 00:23:46,688 --> 00:23:48,566 No! 318 00:23:48,590 --> 00:23:51,702 A crowd is gathered here. Traffic is backed up for two blocks. 319 00:23:51,726 --> 00:23:55,907 Killed in the explosion are Lee Veran, the owner of the flower shop... 320 00:23:55,931 --> 00:24:00,278 and Michael Santers, a teacher at Holmes Elementary School. 321 00:24:00,302 --> 00:24:03,781 Two terrorist groups have claimed responsibility for the blast. 322 00:24:03,805 --> 00:24:05,917 It's all right, Miss Ames. 323 00:24:05,941 --> 00:24:09,287 We've got a positive I.D. From his wallet. 324 00:24:09,311 --> 00:24:11,622 You don't have to see him. 325 00:24:11,646 --> 00:24:13,889 I want to see him. 326 00:24:21,156 --> 00:24:26,003 I warn you, there's very little left to see. 327 00:24:26,027 --> 00:24:29,738 Particularly in the upper body region. 328 00:24:32,167 --> 00:24:34,178 I want to see him. 329 00:24:34,202 --> 00:24:38,216 I'm very sorry you feel a need to do this. 330 00:24:38,240 --> 00:24:40,950 Just leave me alone with him, please. 331 00:24:57,025 --> 00:25:01,472 What are you doing here? 332 00:25:01,496 --> 00:25:04,675 - Me! What the fuck are you doing here? - I beg your pardon. 333 00:25:04,699 --> 00:25:07,478 - I am in mourning. - Well, so am I! 334 00:25:07,502 --> 00:25:11,645 - For my lover. - Well, so am I! 335 00:25:14,175 --> 00:25:16,387 - Who? - Michael Santers. 336 00:25:16,411 --> 00:25:21,592 - Aaah! No, no, you little witch! - You didn't know him! 337 00:25:21,616 --> 00:25:27,465 - Oh, he loved me. - How could you lie? Get out of here right now! 338 00:25:27,489 --> 00:25:30,568 Aaah! 339 00:25:30,592 --> 00:25:33,237 I'm gonna break every bone in your body! 340 00:25:33,261 --> 00:25:35,743 - No, you aren't. - Yes, I am! 341 00:25:37,899 --> 00:25:40,916 How dare you! How dare you! 342 00:25:41,870 --> 00:25:45,049 He loved me. He loved me! 343 00:25:45,073 --> 00:25:49,820 - Oh, loved you? Loved you! - You're damn right he did! 344 00:25:49,844 --> 00:25:52,823 - Oh, that's obscene. - No, that's reality, baby. 345 00:25:52,847 --> 00:25:55,659 'Cause no way did that guy give a shit about you! 346 00:25:57,052 --> 00:25:59,196 I refuse to believe for one second... 347 00:25:59,220 --> 00:26:01,432 that he would lower himself. 348 00:26:01,456 --> 00:26:05,369 Oh, he lowered himself, all right. 349 00:26:05,393 --> 00:26:09,840 This is all a lie. You are psychotic. Yes, that's right. 350 00:26:09,864 --> 00:26:13,077 I've known from the first time I saw you sleaze into that office. 351 00:26:13,101 --> 00:26:14,946 You lied to that phone man, 352 00:26:14,970 --> 00:26:18,149 you lied your way into the class and you're lying now. 353 00:26:18,173 --> 00:26:21,285 I'll get you for this! 354 00:26:21,309 --> 00:26:24,021 No! 355 00:26:24,045 --> 00:26:26,527 - Aaah! - Aaah! 356 00:26:46,301 --> 00:26:49,547 Well, what the hell? 357 00:26:49,571 --> 00:26:52,383 - Well, that's not his... - No way. Look at that. 358 00:26:52,407 --> 00:26:56,354 - It's too small. - It's a fuckin' pencil. 359 00:26:56,378 --> 00:27:00,091 - Where's the appendix scar? - And that little mole? 360 00:27:00,115 --> 00:27:05,134 - Aah! - It's somebody else! He's alive! 361 00:27:07,922 --> 00:27:10,401 Thank you. Wait a minute, wait a minute. 362 00:27:10,425 --> 00:27:13,270 - This was my idea. - I don't care, I'm going to handle this. 363 00:27:13,294 --> 00:27:15,473 You don't have the dimmest, dullest notion how to handle this. 364 00:27:15,497 --> 00:27:18,376 You can't just walk in and bluntly announce this kind of thing. 365 00:27:18,400 --> 00:27:20,378 Thing, thing. What kind of thing are you talking about? 366 00:27:20,402 --> 00:27:23,347 You can't even say it. You sure as hell can't tell them. 367 00:27:23,371 --> 00:27:26,820 And just what do you think the response is going to be when you do? 368 00:27:29,944 --> 00:27:32,723 You suggest... 369 00:27:32,747 --> 00:27:34,865 You suggest! 370 00:27:38,486 --> 00:27:43,334 You suggest that on the basis of this little nugget of testimony... 371 00:27:43,358 --> 00:27:47,805 we spend tax dollars on an investigation? 372 00:27:47,829 --> 00:27:50,241 Have you been listening to us? 373 00:27:50,265 --> 00:27:54,345 The man in the morgue could not possibly be Michael Santers. 374 00:27:54,369 --> 00:27:58,049 All you have to do is look at his... 375 00:27:58,073 --> 00:28:00,484 If you were to look... 376 00:28:00,508 --> 00:28:02,953 in the region... 377 00:28:02,977 --> 00:28:06,153 If you were to look down. 378 00:28:08,783 --> 00:28:13,164 Michael was not a guy other guys would have made fun of in a locker room, okay? 379 00:28:13,188 --> 00:28:15,633 I think he's got the big picture now. 380 00:28:15,657 --> 00:28:19,036 Well, I don't think he does. 381 00:28:19,060 --> 00:28:21,338 This guy in the morgue... whoever he is... 382 00:28:21,362 --> 00:28:24,508 he's got, uh... 383 00:28:24,532 --> 00:28:28,345 Does the phrase "needle dick," 384 00:28:28,369 --> 00:28:31,449 "the bug fucker" mean anything to you? 385 00:28:31,473 --> 00:28:32,983 Aah! 386 00:28:33,007 --> 00:28:37,150 - I beg your pardon! - Now get out of here and don't come back. 387 00:28:38,480 --> 00:28:41,258 The model of tact and decorum. 388 00:28:41,282 --> 00:28:45,763 - He wasn't gonna help us. - Well, of course not! You sounded insane. 389 00:28:45,787 --> 00:28:49,033 Oh, it is insane. 390 00:28:49,057 --> 00:28:51,168 If he's alive, where is he? 391 00:28:51,192 --> 00:28:53,771 He's probably back at my house wondering where the hell I am. 392 00:28:53,795 --> 00:28:56,707 - Taxi! - Your house? 393 00:28:56,731 --> 00:29:00,678 - Taxi! - Wait a minute. 394 00:29:00,702 --> 00:29:03,114 Taxi! 395 00:29:03,138 --> 00:29:05,883 I don't believe for one minute that he's at your apartment. 396 00:29:05,907 --> 00:29:07,852 Oh, boy, are you gonna shit cement! 397 00:29:07,876 --> 00:29:10,988 Taxi! Taxi! 398 00:29:11,012 --> 00:29:14,358 If Michael is anywhere, I assure you he is at my place. 399 00:29:14,382 --> 00:29:18,295 - Taxi, taxi! - Oh, you believe that? 400 00:29:18,319 --> 00:29:21,098 I believe that he loved me, 401 00:29:21,122 --> 00:29:24,935 that he barely knew you and you're fantasizing a relationship... 402 00:29:24,959 --> 00:29:28,606 - that is probably an isolated drunken encounter. - Isolated! 403 00:29:28,630 --> 00:29:31,742 Isolated? This girl does not have one-night stands. 404 00:29:31,766 --> 00:29:35,412 Every guy I have slept with, and we are way into double digits here, 405 00:29:35,436 --> 00:29:37,481 has come back for more. 406 00:29:37,505 --> 00:29:40,017 Every single one! 407 00:29:40,041 --> 00:29:42,086 You want to hit me, right? 408 00:29:42,110 --> 00:29:44,522 Okay, okay, give it a try. Let's go, let's go. 409 00:29:44,546 --> 00:29:48,159 Ha, ha, ha. Bob and weave, honey. 410 00:29:48,183 --> 00:29:50,563 Who dresses you anyway? 411 00:29:52,921 --> 00:29:54,899 Stand still, you little son of a bitch. 412 00:29:54,923 --> 00:29:58,042 I'm gonna bash your little WASP brains out! 413 00:30:00,995 --> 00:30:03,607 Talk about dingbats. 414 00:30:03,631 --> 00:30:05,840 They'll lead us right to him. 415 00:30:08,903 --> 00:30:12,483 - Nine years of ballet! - You're too weird to hit. 416 00:30:12,507 --> 00:30:14,985 - Taxi! - Taxi! 417 00:30:15,009 --> 00:30:18,022 Now wait just a minute. 418 00:30:18,046 --> 00:30:20,057 All right, all right. Okay, okay. 419 00:30:20,081 --> 00:30:22,860 You insist Michael is at your apartment. I think he's at mine. 420 00:30:22,884 --> 00:30:26,830 So we'll go to both. If he's at your place, which I doubt, 421 00:30:26,854 --> 00:30:29,033 then I will tell him good-bye and good riddance. 422 00:30:29,057 --> 00:30:31,302 If on the other hand he's at mine, 423 00:30:31,326 --> 00:30:35,003 you will find yourself a nice biker and compare tattoos. 424 00:30:43,605 --> 00:30:45,783 Oh! 425 00:30:45,807 --> 00:30:47,851 You see, he's here. 426 00:30:47,875 --> 00:30:50,721 Now don't make a scene. Try to be adult about this. 427 00:30:58,686 --> 00:31:02,833 - Oh, my God. - Relax, it's just thieves. 428 00:31:02,857 --> 00:31:05,407 Russian thieves? 429 00:31:06,327 --> 00:31:09,708 He was here. 430 00:31:11,132 --> 00:31:14,445 - Colton's? - They're looking for Michael. 431 00:31:14,469 --> 00:31:16,712 Let me see. 432 00:31:27,081 --> 00:31:30,394 Hi, Mrs. Hardy. 433 00:31:31,419 --> 00:31:33,597 - Now who are these morons? - I don't know. 434 00:31:33,621 --> 00:31:36,433 Stop! Come back! 435 00:31:39,193 --> 00:31:42,606 Oh, God. Oh, my. 436 00:31:42,630 --> 00:31:44,714 Come on! 437 00:32:55,937 --> 00:32:58,682 Mr. Atkins, these girls are bimbos. They know nothing. 438 00:32:58,706 --> 00:33:01,652 - What do we want them for? - They know he survived. They may know where he is. 439 00:33:01,676 --> 00:33:03,921 We gotta get back on the trail. So we're gonna cover... 440 00:33:03,945 --> 00:33:06,223 every airport, every bus depot, 441 00:33:06,247 --> 00:33:08,797 every train station, every car rental out of this city. 442 00:33:15,823 --> 00:33:19,500 Oh, God. God. 443 00:33:26,367 --> 00:33:30,248 Well, so much for your apartment. You want to try mine? 444 00:33:36,144 --> 00:33:38,655 They've been here. 445 00:33:38,679 --> 00:33:40,924 - Oh, my God. - Wait a minute. 446 00:33:40,948 --> 00:33:43,594 Nobody's been here. This is normal. 447 00:33:43,618 --> 00:33:46,964 - Come on. Geez. - Oh, no. 448 00:33:46,988 --> 00:33:49,066 Michael? 449 00:33:49,090 --> 00:33:52,136 Michael? Michael? 450 00:33:52,160 --> 00:33:54,505 Michael? 451 00:33:54,529 --> 00:33:57,241 - He's not here. - I'm going to find him. 452 00:33:57,265 --> 00:33:59,176 - Oh yeah? - Yeah. 453 00:33:59,200 --> 00:34:01,245 Where? 454 00:34:01,269 --> 00:34:03,580 Well, he could be hiding, he could be hurt. I don't know, 455 00:34:03,604 --> 00:34:06,650 but I know that he needs me. Now if you'll excuse me. 456 00:34:06,674 --> 00:34:09,553 Where are you gonna look, his apartment? 457 00:34:09,577 --> 00:34:12,289 You think he's gonna be hangin' out at his apartment, someone wants to kill him? 458 00:34:12,313 --> 00:34:15,793 Oh, well, I'm not going to his apartment. 459 00:34:15,817 --> 00:34:18,495 Then where are you going? 460 00:34:18,519 --> 00:34:21,098 Isn't that my business? 461 00:34:21,122 --> 00:34:23,567 Okay, look. Hold it, okay? 462 00:34:23,591 --> 00:34:26,470 All right, you have an idea, you might as well tell me. 463 00:34:26,494 --> 00:34:29,706 And we'll both go, we'll go find him and help him out of this. 464 00:34:29,730 --> 00:34:32,109 And then we'll make him choose. 465 00:34:32,133 --> 00:34:34,678 - Choose? - Yeah. 466 00:34:34,702 --> 00:34:37,047 - Between us? - Yeah. 467 00:34:37,972 --> 00:34:40,150 I doubt that he'll know your name. 468 00:34:40,174 --> 00:34:42,519 Then we're on. 469 00:34:42,543 --> 00:34:45,958 I mean, you're so goddamn sure it's gonna be you, what do you care? 470 00:34:46,647 --> 00:34:49,231 I'm confident, yes. 471 00:34:49,984 --> 00:34:52,196 Well, so am I, so let's go. 472 00:34:52,220 --> 00:34:56,807 - Good. - Oh, wait. I gotta fluff. 473 00:34:58,826 --> 00:35:02,372 Could you fluff a little faster? 474 00:35:02,396 --> 00:35:05,442 - What is that? - I got it off a Christmas tree at Saks. 475 00:35:05,466 --> 00:35:09,980 - You defiled a Christmas tree? - No one saw. 476 00:35:10,004 --> 00:35:12,748 Nothing for the nose? 477 00:35:14,041 --> 00:35:17,020 Oh, Lady Di, explain this to me. 478 00:35:17,044 --> 00:35:19,022 The man is afraid for his life. 479 00:35:19,046 --> 00:35:21,525 - He is not going to stop and buy tobacco. - Oh? 480 00:35:21,549 --> 00:35:25,362 You obviously didn't spend the kind of time with Michael that I did. 481 00:35:25,386 --> 00:35:29,833 - He couldn't last a day without his Colton's. - I knew that. 482 00:35:29,857 --> 00:35:32,569 Uh-huh? Did you also know this is the only place in town that carries it? 483 00:35:32,593 --> 00:35:35,105 - I didn't know. - No, you didn't. 484 00:35:35,129 --> 00:35:38,442 Listen. This time, let me handle this. 485 00:35:38,466 --> 00:35:41,945 Your simplistic exchanges with people become pornographic. 486 00:35:41,969 --> 00:35:45,282 - That is a fucking lie. - Need I say more. 487 00:35:45,306 --> 00:35:47,284 Excuse me, sir. 488 00:35:47,308 --> 00:35:49,853 Yeah, I know the guy. 489 00:35:49,877 --> 00:35:51,822 Have you seen him? Was he here today? 490 00:35:51,846 --> 00:35:56,660 Yeah, maybe... maybe not. 491 00:35:57,919 --> 00:36:01,004 When do you think you might arrive at a decision? 492 00:36:04,058 --> 00:36:07,371 - Over a drink? - Mm-hmm. 493 00:36:07,395 --> 00:36:10,140 Wouldn't you feel better as a person... 494 00:36:10,164 --> 00:36:14,511 just unselfishly helping somebody find out something she really needs to know? 495 00:36:14,535 --> 00:36:18,015 No. How 'bout dinner? 496 00:36:18,039 --> 00:36:21,618 - How 'bout a blow job? - How 'bout a... 497 00:36:21,642 --> 00:36:26,823 - What did you say? - Right here. Right now. Both of us. 498 00:36:26,847 --> 00:36:31,762 Kind of, uh, takin' turns. 499 00:36:31,786 --> 00:36:34,898 He was in here this afternoon. 500 00:36:34,922 --> 00:36:37,734 This afternoon? You sure it was this afternoon? 501 00:36:37,758 --> 00:36:40,637 Yeah, right at my lunch break. 1:00, he bought 10 pouches of Colton's. 502 00:36:40,661 --> 00:36:43,674 - What else? - Nothing. He was kind of in a hurry. 503 00:36:43,698 --> 00:36:46,310 He used the phone and then he ran right out of here. 504 00:36:46,334 --> 00:36:48,612 He used the phone at 1:00? Is that it? 505 00:36:48,636 --> 00:36:51,914 That's all she wrote, baby. 506 00:36:53,207 --> 00:36:55,723 Here or in the back? 507 00:36:56,677 --> 00:37:00,757 I think I can take care of it from here. 508 00:37:00,781 --> 00:37:02,993 Couple of floozies! 509 00:37:03,017 --> 00:37:05,596 Oh, my God. 510 00:37:05,620 --> 00:37:08,932 - That is the most disgusting... - What's your problem now? 511 00:37:08,956 --> 00:37:13,537 Promising sexual favors? That sends us back to the Dark Ages. 512 00:37:13,561 --> 00:37:15,672 It's something you simply do not do! 513 00:37:15,696 --> 00:37:19,111 You do if you're lying. Besides, it worked. 514 00:37:23,070 --> 00:37:25,449 Excuse me, but I must have missed something. 515 00:37:25,473 --> 00:37:27,851 How exactly did it work? We're at a dead end. 516 00:37:27,875 --> 00:37:29,953 - You'll see. - I'll see? 517 00:37:29,977 --> 00:37:32,155 - Howie Rinker, please. - Oh, Howie. 518 00:37:32,179 --> 00:37:34,758 How! San! 519 00:37:34,782 --> 00:37:37,127 Great, how 'bout you? 520 00:37:37,151 --> 00:37:40,163 Yeah? How's your fish? 521 00:37:40,187 --> 00:37:42,532 Uh-huh. What'd the vet say? 522 00:37:42,556 --> 00:37:45,268 - What does a diseased fish... - Stop it, it's in the bag. 523 00:37:45,292 --> 00:37:49,439 Listen, cutey, seeing as how you're my main man over at the phone company, 524 00:37:49,463 --> 00:37:52,643 I wanna ask you just a teensy favor, all right? 525 00:37:52,667 --> 00:37:57,781 Can you tell me what number was called out of Wally Frank Tobacconist at 1:00? 526 00:37:57,805 --> 00:38:01,985 - This afternoon. Yeah, yeah, I'll hold. - This is good. 527 00:38:02,009 --> 00:38:05,822 It's probably one of those guys with polyester pants and hips. 528 00:38:05,846 --> 00:38:08,925 - Yeah, I'm here. - Uh-huh? 529 00:38:08,949 --> 00:38:12,362 - Good boy. - All right. 530 00:38:12,386 --> 00:38:15,065 That's a cab company, right? 531 00:38:15,089 --> 00:38:17,334 Got it. Oh, you're a catch, How. 532 00:38:17,358 --> 00:38:19,636 Our kids are gonna be gorgeous, you know that? 533 00:38:19,660 --> 00:38:22,673 - See you. - Okay, don't gloat. 534 00:38:22,697 --> 00:38:24,337 Taxi! 535 00:38:35,176 --> 00:38:38,021 Is that all the money you walk around with? 536 00:38:38,045 --> 00:38:42,526 Well, where's yours? I thought you were the working pornographic actress. 537 00:38:42,550 --> 00:38:45,100 I went to the Bahamas. 538 00:38:47,488 --> 00:38:50,167 Hi, can you help me? 539 00:38:50,191 --> 00:38:54,971 I'm such a ditz. I left my tennis racket in one of your cabs today. 540 00:38:54,995 --> 00:38:58,642 I was picked up around 77 th and Broadway, 541 00:38:58,666 --> 00:39:01,678 - at 1:00. - Is there a reward? 542 00:39:01,702 --> 00:39:04,581 - Yes. - No. 543 00:39:04,605 --> 00:39:06,689 Ooh, ah. 544 00:39:08,042 --> 00:39:10,454 What the hell are you gonna do to me, huh? 545 00:39:10,478 --> 00:39:12,522 - What's wrong with you? - Yo! 546 00:39:12,546 --> 00:39:15,692 Dipstick! There's your man. 547 00:39:15,716 --> 00:39:19,196 What? 548 00:39:19,220 --> 00:39:21,765 Your turn. 549 00:39:21,789 --> 00:39:24,801 Oh, no, no, no. 550 00:39:24,825 --> 00:39:28,271 No, I can't talk to him. I went to a private school. 551 00:39:28,295 --> 00:39:31,346 Hey, he looks like a prince. He's gonna love you. 552 00:39:37,838 --> 00:39:39,850 Hi. 553 00:39:39,874 --> 00:39:42,018 I'd like to ask you a few questions... 554 00:39:42,042 --> 00:39:45,756 about a fare you might've had earlier in the day. 555 00:39:45,780 --> 00:39:49,730 A very attractive cauca... ca... 556 00:39:51,252 --> 00:39:55,799 Just person will do nicely, won't it? Why differentiate? 557 00:39:55,823 --> 00:40:00,603 You would have picked him up outside a little smoke shop. 558 00:40:02,096 --> 00:40:05,075 Does that ring any bells of any kind? 559 00:40:05,099 --> 00:40:08,812 Whatsoever? Hello? 560 00:40:08,836 --> 00:40:11,314 - Tall dude? - Yes. 561 00:40:11,338 --> 00:40:14,885 - Tweed coat? - Yes, yes, a tweed coat, right. 562 00:40:14,909 --> 00:40:19,489 - I don't remember a thing. - No, no, you just said a tall dude... 563 00:40:19,513 --> 00:40:21,591 I didn't say nothin'. 564 00:40:21,615 --> 00:40:25,295 Oh, come on now. Don't give me a big song and dance. 565 00:40:25,319 --> 00:40:27,596 Oh, no. 566 00:40:32,993 --> 00:40:35,639 Oh, my God. I think he's going to hurt us. 567 00:40:35,663 --> 00:40:37,741 What the hell is the matter with you? 568 00:40:37,765 --> 00:40:40,877 Why should he help us with nothing in it for him? 569 00:40:40,901 --> 00:40:43,113 All right, you tell me. 570 00:40:43,137 --> 00:40:48,118 - What should I do? - You're an actress. Bullshit him. 571 00:40:48,142 --> 00:40:51,621 I don't use my training to tell lies to people. 572 00:40:51,645 --> 00:40:56,994 Well, what do you use it for? It's so simple. 573 00:40:58,085 --> 00:41:01,998 Hey, how'd you like to make a quick 200 bucks? 574 00:41:02,022 --> 00:41:03,333 Say what? 575 00:41:03,357 --> 00:41:08,035 200 bucks, cash, to take us to where you took the guy. 576 00:41:13,701 --> 00:41:15,879 Are you out of your mind? 577 00:41:15,903 --> 00:41:17,914 We don't have 200 dollars. 578 00:41:17,938 --> 00:41:20,955 Ah, chill out, would you? 579 00:41:22,610 --> 00:41:24,387 Where are we? 580 00:41:24,411 --> 00:41:28,959 We've been going for miles, and I haven't seen a single white person on the street. 581 00:41:28,983 --> 00:41:31,895 There's one. Oops, they got him. 582 00:41:31,919 --> 00:41:34,765 That's not funny. 583 00:41:46,533 --> 00:41:49,208 - Oh, my God. - You sure this is it? 584 00:41:51,672 --> 00:41:54,552 Hey, keep your pants on. We're coming right out, all right? 585 00:41:57,044 --> 00:41:59,456 Look, you know and I know... 586 00:41:59,480 --> 00:42:02,559 I'm never gonna get another cab to come out here to Vietnam, cue-ball. 587 00:42:02,583 --> 00:42:05,362 So get real, all right? 588 00:42:05,386 --> 00:42:07,764 All right, I'll give you 300 bucks. 589 00:42:07,788 --> 00:42:10,300 300 bucks just to sit here 'til we get back. 590 00:42:10,324 --> 00:42:15,468 - $300? - You're a real pain in the ass, you know that? 591 00:42:17,131 --> 00:42:20,610 Beyond belief. You're really determined to have us killed, aren't you? 592 00:42:20,634 --> 00:42:22,646 Hey, get over yourself. He's not gonna kill us. 593 00:42:22,670 --> 00:42:26,182 - Oh, why not? - 'Cause we're gonna be raped and murdered in this building. 594 00:42:26,206 --> 00:42:28,119 Oh! 595 00:42:30,544 --> 00:42:33,556 Ooh! Oh! 596 00:42:33,580 --> 00:42:35,258 Oh, no. 597 00:42:35,282 --> 00:42:37,394 Oh, is that urine on the floor? 598 00:42:37,418 --> 00:42:40,664 - What's a little urine? - Freeze! 599 00:42:40,688 --> 00:42:44,167 Oh, my God, he's just a child. 600 00:42:44,191 --> 00:42:46,102 Well, at least rape's out. 601 00:42:46,126 --> 00:42:48,104 Let me do this. 602 00:42:48,128 --> 00:42:51,408 - Do you really think you should be playing with your daddy's... - Shut up! 603 00:42:51,432 --> 00:42:53,576 Where's your money? Credit cards! 604 00:42:53,600 --> 00:42:55,578 Revoked, where do you think? 605 00:42:55,602 --> 00:42:58,648 Your bags, throw them over here. 606 00:42:58,672 --> 00:43:01,416 Oh, I love this bag. 607 00:43:02,676 --> 00:43:06,956 Aaah! 608 00:43:10,484 --> 00:43:12,963 - I'm not hit. - Oh. 609 00:43:12,987 --> 00:43:16,032 - You! - You little thug! 610 00:43:16,056 --> 00:43:18,134 - I'll be damned. - What? 611 00:43:18,158 --> 00:43:22,739 - It's a fake. Where'd you get this? - Santa. 612 00:43:22,763 --> 00:43:24,841 Oh, yeah? Well, if you want to see another Christmas, 613 00:43:24,865 --> 00:43:27,006 you're gonna have to help us find someone. 614 00:43:33,741 --> 00:43:35,859 Shh. 615 00:43:52,760 --> 00:43:54,804 Come on, man. Stop that. 616 00:43:54,828 --> 00:43:58,942 - This was a mistake. - Not anymore. 617 00:43:58,966 --> 00:44:02,445 Police! You're under arrest! 618 00:44:02,469 --> 00:44:04,614 Don't even think about it! 619 00:44:04,638 --> 00:44:07,817 Don't even fuckin' think about it or I'll blow your fuckin' nuts off. 620 00:44:07,841 --> 00:44:10,520 Do we understand each other? 621 00:44:10,544 --> 00:44:14,691 Okay, turn around! Face the wall. 622 00:44:14,715 --> 00:44:17,193 Do it. Do it! 623 00:44:17,217 --> 00:44:19,295 Do it, do it! 624 00:44:19,319 --> 00:44:21,364 Okay, frisk 'em. 625 00:44:21,388 --> 00:44:24,302 Frisk them? 626 00:44:26,894 --> 00:44:30,006 Damn. Busted by two broads. 627 00:44:30,030 --> 00:44:32,842 Nice buns, boys. You been workin' out? 628 00:44:40,340 --> 00:44:43,620 Read 'em their rights. 629 00:44:43,644 --> 00:44:49,893 You have the right to remain silent. 630 00:44:49,917 --> 00:44:53,296 'Cause anything you say can... 631 00:44:53,320 --> 00:44:56,399 and will be used against you... 632 00:44:56,423 --> 00:44:58,541 you, ah... 633 00:45:00,627 --> 00:45:04,007 Attorney. You have the right... 634 00:45:04,031 --> 00:45:06,342 to an attorney. 635 00:45:06,366 --> 00:45:09,345 - Shit! - Yeah, yeah, yeah. I heard it, I heard it. 636 00:45:09,369 --> 00:45:12,816 Hey, look. What do you want? You got it, just talk to me. 637 00:45:12,840 --> 00:45:15,118 You know, he's right. We could make you a real sweet deal. 638 00:45:15,142 --> 00:45:17,954 Yeah, yeah, yeah, we heard it. 639 00:45:17,978 --> 00:45:20,590 Wait a minute. Maybe they can help us find Santers. 640 00:45:20,614 --> 00:45:25,595 - They don't know Santers. - Michael Santers? He was just here. 641 00:45:25,619 --> 00:45:27,664 He was just here a few hours ago. 642 00:45:27,688 --> 00:45:29,232 Ray fixed him up with a passport. 643 00:45:29,256 --> 00:45:31,634 - Oh, fuck you, Gilroy! - What the fuck you want me to say? 644 00:45:31,658 --> 00:45:35,772 Oh, we're in the phony I.D. Business as well. Ain't that nice? 645 00:45:35,796 --> 00:45:39,275 - What name was the passport under? - I wanna talk to a lawyer. 646 00:45:39,299 --> 00:45:42,812 Oh, yeah? It's gonna be kind of a short conversation. 647 00:45:42,836 --> 00:45:45,448 They'll have to squeegee your brains off the wall. 648 00:45:45,472 --> 00:45:47,183 Yeah. 649 00:45:47,207 --> 00:45:49,486 You, ah... You better tell her the name. 650 00:45:49,510 --> 00:45:53,256 - She's kind of cranky. - Yeah, I got my period. 651 00:45:53,280 --> 00:45:55,792 John Strauss. 652 00:45:55,816 --> 00:45:58,561 John Strauss? Where'd he go? 653 00:45:58,585 --> 00:46:00,730 Hey, look. He's leavin' town. That's all I know. 654 00:46:00,754 --> 00:46:03,266 Look, I'm bein' real nice here, huh? 655 00:46:03,290 --> 00:46:07,637 Why don't you be nice and open that box on the table. 656 00:46:07,661 --> 00:46:09,938 Go on. 657 00:46:15,369 --> 00:46:18,181 - Now, look, why don't you just keep it? - You givin'them the money? 658 00:46:18,205 --> 00:46:21,518 - Forget that we ever met. - Are you sick? 659 00:46:21,542 --> 00:46:23,284 - Turn around! - Yeah. 660 00:46:24,711 --> 00:46:27,357 Happy to. 661 00:46:27,381 --> 00:46:31,060 Well, I hate to give it to you, but that was pretty good. 662 00:46:31,084 --> 00:46:33,566 Yes, it was, it was. 663 00:46:37,357 --> 00:46:43,173 Yeah, yeah. Well, a deal's a deal. 664 00:46:43,197 --> 00:46:46,839 And now, my man, we want to go to the airport. 665 00:46:49,937 --> 00:46:52,612 The airport. 666 00:46:54,374 --> 00:46:56,553 They don't give out passenger lists. 667 00:46:56,577 --> 00:46:58,555 You have to be police or F.B.I. 668 00:46:58,579 --> 00:47:02,492 You are such a dip. This is all the F.B.I. We need. 669 00:47:02,516 --> 00:47:05,395 His luggage was totally over the weight limit. 670 00:47:05,419 --> 00:47:09,599 Can you imagine the gall? Trying to bribe an airline official. 671 00:47:09,623 --> 00:47:12,835 He offered me 100 dollars to let it go through. 672 00:47:12,859 --> 00:47:15,409 What a world, I tell ya. 673 00:47:17,030 --> 00:47:20,377 Watch and learn. 674 00:47:21,468 --> 00:47:23,479 Excuse, please. 675 00:47:23,503 --> 00:47:26,554 I was hoping you would to help me. 676 00:47:29,676 --> 00:47:31,788 How do I to say? 677 00:47:31,812 --> 00:47:34,556 You say it quickly. I'm off in three minutes. 678 00:47:35,682 --> 00:47:38,061 My father, he's coming here. 679 00:47:38,085 --> 00:47:41,030 No, I tell you from the beginning. 680 00:47:41,054 --> 00:47:45,368 My name is Anna. This is my sister, Elona. 681 00:47:45,392 --> 00:47:47,804 My half-sister, she does not speak English. 682 00:47:47,828 --> 00:47:51,674 My father, we have not seen him since we was babies. 683 00:47:51,698 --> 00:47:55,778 He send us here in suitcase on train. 684 00:47:55,802 --> 00:47:58,348 We escape, you see? 685 00:47:58,372 --> 00:48:01,951 No, I'm afraid I don't. 686 00:48:01,975 --> 00:48:06,990 Now we get letter. He escape. 687 00:48:07,014 --> 00:48:09,926 He is here, 688 00:48:09,950 --> 00:48:13,529 but we do not know where, we do not know which plane. 689 00:48:13,553 --> 00:48:16,299 Could be any plane. Please, you tell us which plane. 690 00:48:16,323 --> 00:48:19,202 - Please? - Absolutely not. 691 00:48:19,226 --> 00:48:21,844 I'm sorry. 692 00:48:30,470 --> 00:48:34,147 - Papa. - Papa? 693 00:48:42,082 --> 00:48:45,194 That was the single biggest crock... 694 00:48:45,218 --> 00:48:50,967 I've ever had the privilege to hear in my 19 years at this airline. 695 00:48:50,991 --> 00:48:54,076 I think that deserves something. 696 00:48:55,629 --> 00:48:57,474 What was the name? 697 00:48:59,032 --> 00:49:01,044 Strauss. John Strauss. 698 00:49:01,068 --> 00:49:03,948 John Strauss. 699 00:49:06,440 --> 00:49:09,018 - Here we go. - Uh-huh. 700 00:49:09,042 --> 00:49:12,488 Flight 501 to Albuquerque. 701 00:49:12,512 --> 00:49:15,024 - Looks like you just missed him. - Oh, no. 702 00:49:15,048 --> 00:49:19,464 Wait a minute, wait a minute. He took another line through St. Louis and it's delayed. 703 00:49:21,888 --> 00:49:26,469 If I can put you on our flight 225 through Kansas City, you can beat him. 704 00:49:26,493 --> 00:49:28,538 But it's leaving in one minute. 705 00:49:28,562 --> 00:49:31,574 - You get the tickets, I'll hold the plane. - Oh, good, good. 706 00:49:31,598 --> 00:49:34,243 Two tickets to Albuquerque, please. 707 00:49:34,267 --> 00:49:37,648 The white zone is for loading and unloading of passengers only. 708 00:49:38,405 --> 00:49:41,319 Oh, thank you. 709 00:50:06,199 --> 00:50:08,511 Officer, those men are bad! 710 00:50:08,535 --> 00:50:12,883 Hold it right there! 711 00:50:13,807 --> 00:50:16,391 Come back here! 712 00:50:21,481 --> 00:50:23,493 I swear to you, she'll be here any second. 713 00:50:23,517 --> 00:50:25,595 Her I.V. Got caught in the luggage rack. 714 00:50:25,619 --> 00:50:28,231 Sandy! Where are you? 715 00:50:28,255 --> 00:50:30,967 She's a sick woman. She's gotta get on this plane. 716 00:50:30,991 --> 00:50:33,803 There's a kidney in Kansas City that's not getting any fresher. 717 00:50:33,827 --> 00:50:35,705 - Sandy! - Ah! 718 00:50:35,729 --> 00:50:38,939 Excuse me, please. Sandy! 719 00:50:41,601 --> 00:50:43,378 Anyone care for some money? 720 00:50:51,044 --> 00:50:53,628 Oh, my God! 721 00:51:00,520 --> 00:51:01,864 Albuquerque! 722 00:51:01,888 --> 00:51:05,007 Thanks. 723 00:51:09,129 --> 00:51:11,440 I gotta get on that plane! 724 00:51:52,572 --> 00:51:57,284 - Want to apprehend? - No, we'll pick up surveillance. 725 00:51:58,678 --> 00:52:02,525 I had this old Cadillac. 726 00:52:02,549 --> 00:52:05,031 Oh, my God, there they are. 727 00:52:06,219 --> 00:52:08,303 Look. 728 00:52:11,157 --> 00:52:13,336 Come on. 729 00:52:13,360 --> 00:52:15,774 Hey, hey, hey. Where you gals goin' off to? 730 00:52:19,966 --> 00:52:21,878 Panansky! 731 00:52:21,902 --> 00:52:24,145 Bobby, this way! 732 00:52:29,009 --> 00:52:31,593 Ow! 733 00:52:40,420 --> 00:52:43,300 Aaah! 734 00:52:51,665 --> 00:52:54,409 Hey, buddy. Where do you think you're... 735 00:53:01,975 --> 00:53:04,116 Throw something. 736 00:53:12,218 --> 00:53:14,359 Go! 737 00:53:21,928 --> 00:53:24,239 And I thought coach was bad. 738 00:53:32,639 --> 00:53:35,585 Panansky! Panansky! 739 00:53:35,609 --> 00:53:38,020 Excuse me. 740 00:53:38,044 --> 00:53:42,528 - Sir, has flight 501 arrived? - Yes, ma'am, right there. 741 00:53:43,583 --> 00:53:45,724 Panansky! 742 00:53:51,791 --> 00:53:54,604 Where's he going? 743 00:53:54,628 --> 00:53:57,907 No, no, ladies. You know better than this. 744 00:53:57,931 --> 00:54:00,876 - You're right, of course. Thanks for your help. - That way. 745 00:54:00,900 --> 00:54:04,486 Panansky! Where the hell have you been? 746 00:54:07,507 --> 00:54:09,818 - Ah! - Michael! 747 00:54:12,379 --> 00:54:15,024 Wait! No, no, wait. 748 00:54:15,048 --> 00:54:17,226 No, no. 749 00:54:17,250 --> 00:54:19,630 - Bike! - Yes, okay. 750 00:54:29,062 --> 00:54:31,140 Hey, stop! 751 00:54:31,164 --> 00:54:33,646 Go through that next light. Go through the yellow! 752 00:54:57,390 --> 00:54:59,568 You can take the bike back. 753 00:54:59,592 --> 00:55:03,973 Michael and I will be spending the night in that motel we passed. 754 00:55:03,997 --> 00:55:08,243 Dream on. We'll be on a plane to Hawaii. 755 00:55:13,440 --> 00:55:16,752 - I can't believe it. - He's really in there. 756 00:55:16,776 --> 00:55:19,355 Yeah. 757 00:55:19,379 --> 00:55:24,057 - What's the matter, you afraid? - Why should I be? 758 00:55:26,486 --> 00:55:29,098 Then why don't you go rushing into his arms, huh? 759 00:55:29,122 --> 00:55:32,301 Well, why don't you? 760 00:55:32,325 --> 00:55:35,337 It's a long way to come to get bad news. 761 00:55:35,361 --> 00:55:37,339 Yeah. 762 00:55:37,363 --> 00:55:40,004 Well. 763 00:55:44,337 --> 00:55:46,615 Oh, God. 764 00:55:46,639 --> 00:55:48,851 Oh, I know. Let me see. 765 00:55:48,875 --> 00:55:50,920 Rat woman. 766 00:55:50,944 --> 00:55:52,922 Oh, it's not that bad. 767 00:55:52,946 --> 00:55:57,460 - Oh, no. Oh, Christ. - Could we share the mirror? What is it? 768 00:55:57,484 --> 00:56:00,863 - I would be getting a zit. - I don't see anything. 769 00:56:00,887 --> 00:56:03,165 - There's nothing there. - No? 770 00:56:03,189 --> 00:56:05,201 No. You're worse than I am. 771 00:56:05,225 --> 00:56:08,904 - At least you have eyelashes. - What do you want? You're a natural blonde. 772 00:56:08,928 --> 00:56:13,409 - You tan. You make me sick! - Natural? You think this is natural? 773 00:56:13,433 --> 00:56:16,112 - My dear, you too can have this color. - No shit? It looks great. 774 00:56:16,136 --> 00:56:19,081 - Thanks. It's a rinse with a cellophane toner. - Yeah? 775 00:56:19,105 --> 00:56:20,015 - Want a Tic Tac? - Yeah. 776 00:56:20,039 --> 00:56:22,020 I... 777 00:56:29,983 --> 00:56:33,863 Well, I'd say, "Good luck," but... 778 00:56:33,887 --> 00:56:36,132 Yeah. 779 00:56:36,156 --> 00:56:39,366 - Whatever. - Yeah, whatever. 780 00:56:49,202 --> 00:56:51,513 Hello. 781 00:56:52,939 --> 00:56:55,353 Michael, no! 782 00:56:56,276 --> 00:56:59,221 You? 783 00:56:59,245 --> 00:57:02,660 Aaah! 784 00:57:08,988 --> 00:57:11,663 - Michael! - Michael! 785 00:57:14,260 --> 00:57:16,572 - He's all right. - Oh. 786 00:57:16,596 --> 00:57:19,044 Let's get him out of here. 787 00:57:24,704 --> 00:57:27,016 - Michael! - Michael! 788 00:57:27,040 --> 00:57:29,518 - Oh! - Oh! Oh! 789 00:57:29,542 --> 00:57:32,488 You're okay. It's just a bump. 790 00:57:32,512 --> 00:57:35,090 - Yeah. - My God. 791 00:57:35,114 --> 00:57:37,259 - Michael! - Michael! 792 00:57:37,283 --> 00:57:39,261 I feel we are entitled to an explanation. 793 00:57:39,285 --> 00:57:41,263 What is your relationship with this woman? 794 00:57:41,287 --> 00:57:44,099 - Did you make it with her? - Do you even know this person? 795 00:57:44,123 --> 00:57:46,669 - That's why you're here? - Yeah. 796 00:57:46,693 --> 00:57:50,673 - I know you're in trouble, but I'd like to discuss this. - Right now! 797 00:57:50,697 --> 00:57:54,210 - Wait a minute. - Oh, please! 798 00:57:54,234 --> 00:57:56,278 Oh, Michael! Here, darling, let me help you up. 799 00:57:56,302 --> 00:57:58,681 - Ow! - Oh! Easy! 800 00:57:58,705 --> 00:58:01,517 - You mean you did this on your own? - Yeah. 801 00:58:01,541 --> 00:58:04,253 There's nobody with you? 802 00:58:04,277 --> 00:58:06,789 - No. - He changed the subject. 803 00:58:06,813 --> 00:58:09,358 - You see how he did that? - Yes, you did. 804 00:58:09,382 --> 00:58:12,595 There's an issue at stake. You're not getting out of it. 805 00:58:12,619 --> 00:58:14,597 How did you follow me here? 806 00:58:14,621 --> 00:58:17,700 I... Well, we knew you weren't dead at the morgue. 807 00:58:17,724 --> 00:58:20,069 And you told them? 808 00:58:20,093 --> 00:58:22,071 - Well, of course we told them. - Shit! 809 00:58:22,095 --> 00:58:23,772 - Bad idea, huh? - Wait a minute. 810 00:58:23,796 --> 00:58:25,941 You wanted to be dead? 811 00:58:25,965 --> 00:58:28,948 It would have been useful. 812 00:58:32,005 --> 00:58:36,318 Russell, abort the rendezvous. There's a chopper out there, and this could be trouble. 813 00:58:36,342 --> 00:58:38,320 Get outta here. I'll meet you in Tres Crucas. 814 00:58:38,344 --> 00:58:40,789 - Screw 'em. You got the stuff. - We don't have the advantage. 815 00:58:40,813 --> 00:58:43,425 I'll meet you in Tres Crucas. Acknowledge. 816 00:58:43,449 --> 00:58:46,762 You're the boss. Over and out. Let's go. 817 00:58:51,958 --> 00:58:54,837 You're not a schoolteacher, are you, Michael? 818 00:58:54,861 --> 00:58:58,107 Michael, what's goin' on? What's in Tres Crucas? 819 00:58:58,131 --> 00:59:00,609 I'm sorry you heard that. 820 00:59:00,633 --> 00:59:03,312 Who cares what I heard! What was I to you? 821 00:59:03,336 --> 00:59:05,481 What was I? 822 00:59:05,505 --> 00:59:08,150 Convenient, 823 00:59:08,174 --> 00:59:11,854 moderately enjoyable, 824 00:59:11,878 --> 00:59:13,956 largely forgettable, 825 00:59:13,980 --> 00:59:18,157 and a lesson to me not to leave loose ends. 826 00:59:39,639 --> 00:59:43,953 Oh, I can't go on. I don't want to go on. 827 00:59:43,977 --> 00:59:46,455 Oh! Mother told me about men like this! 828 00:59:46,479 --> 00:59:49,124 I hate it when she's right! 829 00:59:49,148 --> 00:59:52,127 Oh! "Loose ends"! 830 00:59:52,151 --> 00:59:55,631 That's all I was to him? A "loose end"! 831 00:59:55,655 --> 00:59:57,967 What are you doing worrying about your love life goin' to shit? 832 00:59:57,991 --> 00:59:59,969 We're gonna die! 833 00:59:59,993 --> 01:00:02,577 That's comforting. 834 01:00:06,766 --> 01:00:09,144 Who the hell are they? 835 01:00:09,168 --> 01:00:12,287 How am I supposed to know? He's after Michael. 836 01:00:13,773 --> 01:00:16,652 They're the good guys! 837 01:00:16,676 --> 01:00:19,688 Help us! Down here, please! 838 01:00:19,712 --> 01:00:22,925 Down here! 839 01:00:22,949 --> 01:00:24,927 Get into the light! 840 01:00:24,951 --> 01:00:27,663 He won't go for us if we're in the light! 841 01:00:27,687 --> 01:00:32,274 It won't hold still! It's moving too fast! 842 01:00:35,762 --> 01:00:39,279 Come on, Sandy! 843 01:00:47,140 --> 01:00:49,451 Hurry! 844 01:00:57,116 --> 01:00:59,395 He's gonna cut us up! 845 01:00:59,419 --> 01:01:01,833 I'll get you! I'll get you! 846 01:01:16,969 --> 01:01:19,815 Come on! 847 01:01:19,839 --> 01:01:24,221 Looks like these ends are gonna stay loose a little longer, ya big shithead! 848 01:01:27,046 --> 01:01:30,256 Come on down here! 849 01:01:40,827 --> 01:01:43,205 Hello! 850 01:01:43,229 --> 01:01:45,274 Weldon? 851 01:01:45,298 --> 01:01:49,611 Hello! I guess you know Mr. Atkins. 852 01:01:49,635 --> 01:01:54,616 - Oh, my God! - No! It's all right! 853 01:01:54,640 --> 01:01:56,752 We're C.I.A. 854 01:01:56,776 --> 01:01:59,656 C.I.A.? 855 01:01:59,712 --> 01:02:02,658 Um, can I offer you ladies coffee or, um, a Coke? 856 01:02:02,682 --> 01:02:05,727 Weldon! What is going on? 857 01:02:05,751 --> 01:02:09,698 I... I'm not authorized to debrief you... 858 01:02:09,722 --> 01:02:13,435 You're not authorized to debrief me? 859 01:02:13,459 --> 01:02:19,074 After I saved you from being throttled? Weldon. 860 01:02:19,098 --> 01:02:23,651 Who is Michael Santers? 861 01:02:25,872 --> 01:02:28,350 He was one of our best. 862 01:02:28,374 --> 01:02:32,020 Very high clearance. Access to everything. 863 01:02:32,044 --> 01:02:35,858 And then we began to suspect that he was a double agent... 864 01:02:35,882 --> 01:02:37,926 working for Korzenowski. 865 01:02:37,950 --> 01:02:40,662 Wait a minute. Wait a minute. 866 01:02:40,686 --> 01:02:42,998 Korzenowski, our teacher? 867 01:02:43,022 --> 01:02:45,100 Our teacher and, I'm sorry to tell you, 868 01:02:45,124 --> 01:02:47,202 a key undercover man for the Russians. 869 01:02:47,226 --> 01:02:49,204 Oh, please! 870 01:02:49,228 --> 01:02:51,974 The man has a reputation. He was the definitive lear. 871 01:02:51,998 --> 01:02:54,042 He is the definitive KGB. 872 01:02:54,066 --> 01:02:56,678 That's why I was in that class. To see... 873 01:02:56,702 --> 01:02:59,114 if he and Santers were in contact. 874 01:02:59,138 --> 01:03:01,049 And they were? 875 01:03:01,073 --> 01:03:05,220 We still don't know how. I never saw them come within a mile of each other. 876 01:03:05,244 --> 01:03:07,356 But somehow Korzenowski hired him. 877 01:03:07,380 --> 01:03:11,226 What did Michael do? 878 01:03:11,250 --> 01:03:14,863 He stole the prototype of an experimental virus. 879 01:03:14,887 --> 01:03:17,032 It's called Floratoxin. 880 01:03:17,056 --> 01:03:20,636 It's an airborne defoliant. 881 01:03:20,660 --> 01:03:25,941 A few drops destroys all vegetation for hundreds and hundreds of square miles. 882 01:03:25,965 --> 01:03:29,278 Like grass and trees and the whole shot? 883 01:03:29,302 --> 01:03:31,947 As in California. 884 01:03:31,971 --> 01:03:35,350 - Oh, my God. - As in the entire wheat belt. 885 01:03:35,374 --> 01:03:37,386 He would do that? 886 01:03:37,410 --> 01:03:42,558 All he has to do is spill a couple of drops, and the wind'll do the rest. 887 01:03:42,582 --> 01:03:47,362 Don't try to bargain with me. I want $ 20 million cash. 888 01:03:47,386 --> 01:03:50,365 And please don't insult my intelligence by trying to mark it. 889 01:03:50,389 --> 01:03:52,367 All right. 890 01:03:52,391 --> 01:03:55,874 Only it's gonna take a couple of hours. Where are you? 891 01:03:58,197 --> 01:04:00,175 Don't be ridiculous, Weldon. 892 01:04:00,199 --> 01:04:02,177 They're his accomplices! They're professionals! 893 01:04:02,201 --> 01:04:04,713 - Oh, please! - Oh, no, sir. I believe them. 894 01:04:04,737 --> 01:04:08,383 You believe a couple of two-bit actresses tracked down Santers? 895 01:04:08,407 --> 01:04:10,852 - Yes. - It was a rendezvous. They helped him escape. 896 01:04:10,876 --> 01:04:13,322 - I was there. You remember? - Yeah, what did we know? 897 01:04:13,346 --> 01:04:15,691 He was just some guy we happened to be boffing. 898 01:04:15,715 --> 01:04:19,661 Damn it. I don't boff. I have never boffed. 899 01:04:19,685 --> 01:04:23,832 Okay, had sex with. Is that white enough for you? 900 01:04:23,856 --> 01:04:26,868 - Move it! - If you'll just go over their statements. 901 01:04:26,892 --> 01:04:30,172 That's what I intend to do at Fort Morgan in an underground cell... 902 01:04:30,196 --> 01:04:32,241 until we get Santers' whereabouts. 903 01:04:32,265 --> 01:04:34,243 You want to know his whereabouts? 904 01:04:34,267 --> 01:04:36,845 He said he was going to Tres Crucas, New Mexico. 905 01:04:36,869 --> 01:04:40,785 That's a little bit too easy, isn't it? Get in the van! 906 01:04:40,840 --> 01:04:42,751 Okay, okay, here's an idea. 907 01:04:42,775 --> 01:04:45,420 Why don't we all go to Tres Crucas and see if Michael is there? 908 01:04:45,444 --> 01:04:47,522 I'll prove it to you. 909 01:04:47,546 --> 01:04:50,759 I know, I know. Your head hurts, and it's our fault. 910 01:04:50,783 --> 01:04:53,629 I understand that. But if you'd only identified yourself... 911 01:04:53,653 --> 01:04:55,697 Oh, I see. You want me to walk up to enemy operatives... 912 01:04:55,721 --> 01:04:58,533 - Oh, come on. - Who's an enemy operative? 913 01:04:58,557 --> 01:05:03,303 Hey, Steve, why the hell are we slowing down? 914 01:05:05,331 --> 01:05:08,041 Who the hell are you? 915 01:05:10,936 --> 01:05:13,350 Oh, my God! 916 01:05:23,783 --> 01:05:27,663 Some of us who teach, can also do. 917 01:05:27,687 --> 01:05:32,567 - What do you want? - Where is Michael Santers? 918 01:05:32,591 --> 01:05:36,371 Hey, you should know. You're the ones he working for. 919 01:05:36,395 --> 01:05:38,907 - Vasily. - Da. 920 01:05:38,931 --> 01:05:42,016 Da. 921 01:05:47,740 --> 01:05:51,753 This is last time I will ask you. 922 01:05:51,777 --> 01:05:54,919 Where is Michael Santers? 923 01:06:10,329 --> 01:06:12,777 Come on, come on, come on! Let's go! 924 01:06:14,967 --> 01:06:18,553 I think you'll stay. 925 01:06:53,773 --> 01:06:56,752 I never died better, did I, Teach? 926 01:06:56,776 --> 01:06:59,121 Okay, let's go up, real easy. 927 01:06:59,145 --> 01:07:02,924 Uh-huh. Atta boy. Atta boy. 928 01:07:02,948 --> 01:07:06,094 Yeah, you're a good actor, but a lousy shot. 929 01:07:06,118 --> 01:07:08,797 Please, look, look, we can make bargain. 930 01:07:08,821 --> 01:07:11,099 KGB is very generous. 931 01:07:11,123 --> 01:07:13,101 Stop with the KGB! 932 01:07:13,125 --> 01:07:16,104 How dare you defraud the entire New York theater community! 933 01:07:16,128 --> 01:07:18,106 - Lauren. - I've never... Hi. 934 01:07:18,130 --> 01:07:20,609 I've never heard of such behavior! These people are artists... 935 01:07:20,633 --> 01:07:23,111 That's not the hot issue here. 936 01:07:23,135 --> 01:07:25,447 The... No. No. 937 01:07:25,471 --> 01:07:27,883 Okay. Okay, here it comes, Stan. 938 01:07:27,907 --> 01:07:31,353 You're gonna tell us right now what was going on in that class. 939 01:07:31,377 --> 01:07:35,023 Or Sandy's gonna shoot you! 940 01:07:35,047 --> 01:07:38,462 I'll shoot it off, Stan. 941 01:07:40,986 --> 01:07:42,297 We needed couriers. 942 01:07:42,321 --> 01:07:44,166 - How? - Yeah. 943 01:07:44,190 --> 01:07:47,169 Um, your notebooks. 944 01:07:47,193 --> 01:07:50,372 I left microdot for him in yours, 945 01:07:50,396 --> 01:07:53,408 and he sent back reply in yours. 946 01:07:53,432 --> 01:07:57,416 Well, if he stole the toxin for you, why don't you have it? 947 01:07:59,939 --> 01:08:04,586 Ha! He screwed you too. 948 01:08:04,610 --> 01:08:08,523 Da, Da. He screwed me too. 949 01:08:08,547 --> 01:08:13,428 Ladies, I admit I've made a big mistake. 950 01:08:13,452 --> 01:08:15,964 But if you'd just put yourselves in my hands, 951 01:08:15,988 --> 01:08:19,167 you could walk away from here right now with full federal protection. 952 01:08:19,191 --> 01:08:21,970 Complete clearance of all conspiracy charges. 953 01:08:21,994 --> 01:08:27,676 I will give you free acting lessons for life. 954 01:08:27,700 --> 01:08:30,145 We'll pay all the expenses you've incurred. 955 01:08:30,169 --> 01:08:33,148 Oh, stop it! The both of you, you're so full of it! 956 01:08:33,172 --> 01:08:36,918 Come on, let's go! It stinks around here. 957 01:08:36,942 --> 01:08:39,356 Thanks for trying. 958 01:08:41,213 --> 01:08:43,325 We'll find you! 959 01:08:43,349 --> 01:08:46,866 Not if the coyotes find you first! 960 01:08:54,293 --> 01:08:56,271 Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! 961 01:08:56,295 --> 01:08:59,608 Please! Please! 962 01:08:59,632 --> 01:09:03,912 Blood is on your hand, you putz! 963 01:09:05,104 --> 01:09:08,617 This is the worst day of my life! 964 01:09:08,641 --> 01:09:11,753 Yeah. We're a couple of chumps. 965 01:09:11,777 --> 01:09:14,623 - Oh, we're worse than that! - Okay. Yeah. 966 01:09:14,647 --> 01:09:16,791 I can't believe I didn't see it. 967 01:09:16,815 --> 01:09:19,961 - I am so humiliated! - Yeah, I know. 968 01:09:19,985 --> 01:09:22,764 He hit on us for those notebooks. 969 01:09:22,788 --> 01:09:24,799 Hit on? He got me to pick him up. 970 01:09:24,823 --> 01:09:29,037 Tell me! I attacked him in a Burger King! 971 01:09:29,061 --> 01:09:34,376 I worked all night on his fucking pumpkin costume! 972 01:09:34,400 --> 01:09:37,178 For a mythical student, if you will. 973 01:09:37,202 --> 01:09:39,681 - No? No? - Yes. 974 01:09:39,705 --> 01:09:42,984 Hey, I baked cookies for his entire class. 975 01:09:43,008 --> 01:09:45,954 - Oh, no. - Could you see me baking? 976 01:09:45,978 --> 01:09:49,758 Icing these little happy faces on every one of'em? 977 01:09:49,782 --> 01:09:54,563 I paid $5,000 to study with the KGB. The KGB! 978 01:09:54,587 --> 01:09:58,900 - Oh, my God! - He trashed me much worse than he trashed you. 979 01:09:58,924 --> 01:10:04,839 - Oh! - Really, "Hamlet"! How am I gonna know "Hamlet"? 980 01:10:04,863 --> 01:10:09,006 You really should if you're going to be an actress. 981 01:10:14,974 --> 01:10:19,254 Oh, pardon me. But we can't all of us study... 982 01:10:19,278 --> 01:10:22,257 at the London School of Shakespearean Weirdness. 983 01:10:22,281 --> 01:10:26,527 Some of us had to schlepp drinks for a living. 984 01:10:28,954 --> 01:10:32,734 I'm sorry, Sandy. 985 01:10:32,758 --> 01:10:36,371 Oh, God. 986 01:10:36,395 --> 01:10:41,876 So where you wanna go now? 987 01:10:41,900 --> 01:10:44,879 I don't know. 988 01:10:44,903 --> 01:10:47,882 They'll be after us. 989 01:10:47,906 --> 01:10:50,018 But I was thinking. 990 01:10:50,042 --> 01:10:52,220 Yeah, so was I. 991 01:10:52,244 --> 01:10:56,758 - What? - That we go find Michael and rip his face off. 992 01:10:56,782 --> 01:11:00,095 That, and get the toxin back. 993 01:11:00,119 --> 01:11:02,998 Oh, the hell with the toxin. I just wanna rip his face off! 994 01:11:03,022 --> 01:11:07,802 No! We need the toxin. We don't want the C.I.A. On our backs all our lives. 995 01:11:07,826 --> 01:11:11,239 Just so I get to rip his face off. 996 01:11:11,263 --> 01:11:14,075 I promise, we'll rip his face off. 997 01:11:14,099 --> 01:11:16,244 After we get the toxin. 998 01:11:16,268 --> 01:11:19,247 Hey! Hello, honey! Hello! 999 01:11:19,271 --> 01:11:21,685 No! No! You idiot! 1000 01:11:29,081 --> 01:11:31,760 Hey, Stan. 1001 01:11:31,784 --> 01:11:33,795 What? 1002 01:11:33,819 --> 01:11:37,766 Looks like you're gonna be facing KGB tribunals. 1003 01:11:37,790 --> 01:11:42,203 Unless, of course, you'd like to make an arrangement? 1004 01:11:42,227 --> 01:11:45,874 Would such an arrangement include... 1005 01:11:45,898 --> 01:11:48,877 unlimited expense account? 1006 01:11:48,901 --> 01:11:52,547 Condo on the Potomac? 1007 01:11:52,571 --> 01:11:55,750 Redskins season tickets? 1008 01:11:55,774 --> 01:11:58,950 Huh? 1009 01:12:15,761 --> 01:12:18,073 Ah, nuts! 1010 01:12:18,097 --> 01:12:20,575 Thanks, Humphrey. It was sweet of you. 1011 01:12:20,599 --> 01:12:23,578 It was my pleasure, Lauren. 1012 01:12:23,602 --> 01:12:25,680 Well, 1013 01:12:25,704 --> 01:12:28,083 what should we do first? 1014 01:12:28,107 --> 01:12:32,318 Get a little sushi? Take in a show? 1015 01:12:42,921 --> 01:12:44,899 Now why do they do that? 1016 01:12:44,923 --> 01:12:47,902 Has there ever been one woman in the history of the world... 1017 01:12:47,926 --> 01:12:51,473 who actually said, "Yes, fellows, please take me now." 1018 01:12:51,497 --> 01:12:54,542 For a bed and a bath I'd consider it. 1019 01:12:54,566 --> 01:12:56,544 Bite your tongue. 1020 01:12:56,568 --> 01:13:00,248 Hey, turista! Welcome! 1021 01:13:00,272 --> 01:13:03,918 Hey, you're looking for a guide, right? 1022 01:13:03,942 --> 01:13:09,657 A native Indian to show you the hidden wonders of this great Chicatacawa nation. 1023 01:13:09,681 --> 01:13:12,227 Well, ladies, you have found him. 1024 01:13:12,251 --> 01:13:14,929 Special price. Today only. 1025 01:13:14,953 --> 01:13:17,265 20 dollars. 1026 01:13:17,289 --> 01:13:19,768 I don't want to be the first to break this to you. 1027 01:13:19,792 --> 01:13:21,870 You are not an Indian. 1028 01:13:21,894 --> 01:13:24,005 That's a technicality. 1029 01:13:24,029 --> 01:13:28,343 I been a blood brother to the Chicatacawa since 1968. 1030 01:13:28,367 --> 01:13:30,345 I got a tan. 1031 01:13:30,369 --> 01:13:33,348 What do you want for $20? 1032 01:13:33,372 --> 01:13:35,950 Honey, I'm an actress. 1033 01:13:35,974 --> 01:13:37,952 I love to dress up and pretend, 1034 01:13:37,976 --> 01:13:39,954 and the hat is fabulous, 1035 01:13:39,978 --> 01:13:43,057 but what we need right now is to find a man. 1036 01:13:43,081 --> 01:13:46,561 Well, okay. Not gonna be that great. 1037 01:13:46,585 --> 01:13:48,797 I'm a little bombed. 1038 01:13:48,821 --> 01:13:52,734 - What? - And it's still $20. 1039 01:13:52,758 --> 01:13:55,737 No, no, no, no, no, no. 1040 01:13:55,761 --> 01:13:57,972 We're looking for a specific man. 1041 01:13:57,996 --> 01:13:59,974 So we can kill him. 1042 01:13:59,998 --> 01:14:05,947 Oh, then you need a witness. I'll stand up for you in court. I saw the whole thing. 1043 01:14:05,971 --> 01:14:08,716 It was an accident. The ax slipped outta your hand. 1044 01:14:08,740 --> 01:14:11,719 It's a wonderful scenario. When we find the guy, we're gonna let you know. 1045 01:14:11,743 --> 01:14:17,659 - Thanks. - Find him? Find as in locate? Track down? 1046 01:14:17,683 --> 01:14:19,994 Hey, now we are rollin'. 1047 01:14:20,018 --> 01:14:22,063 We have hit the nail right on the hammer. 1048 01:14:22,087 --> 01:14:25,900 I'm a tracker. That's my vocation: A tracker. 1049 01:14:25,924 --> 01:14:28,303 A guy who tracks down other guys. 1050 01:14:28,327 --> 01:14:30,305 That's my main gig. 1051 01:14:30,329 --> 01:14:32,507 Genuine Indian shit. 1052 01:14:32,531 --> 01:14:34,442 What do you think? 1053 01:14:34,466 --> 01:14:38,446 - He's a bum! - But he might have good instincts. 1054 01:14:38,470 --> 01:14:41,521 Hey, you wanna find this guy or not? 1055 01:14:45,677 --> 01:14:48,957 Aha! Ancient Indian techniques. 1056 01:14:48,981 --> 01:14:50,959 Those could be anybody's. 1057 01:14:50,983 --> 01:14:52,961 Yeah, they could. 1058 01:14:52,985 --> 01:14:57,765 Anybody about 185 pounds, dragging his right leg... 1059 01:14:57,789 --> 01:15:03,471 a little like it's injured, and... 1060 01:15:03,495 --> 01:15:07,375 smoking one hand-rolled Colton's... 1061 01:15:07,399 --> 01:15:10,011 every three minutes. 1062 01:15:10,035 --> 01:15:15,782 Admit it. The man is cool. 1063 01:15:27,352 --> 01:15:30,331 Oh, my God! 1064 01:15:30,355 --> 01:15:35,703 Wow! That is some major ill repute happening there. 1065 01:15:35,727 --> 01:15:39,207 - Come on, let's go. - No! You'll never get past Gert. 1066 01:15:39,231 --> 01:15:42,310 It's customers only. 1067 01:15:42,334 --> 01:15:44,312 Come on, let's get outta here. 1068 01:15:44,336 --> 01:15:47,315 Come on! Hey, let's go, will ya? 1069 01:15:47,339 --> 01:15:49,317 Customers? 1070 01:15:49,341 --> 01:15:51,619 Customers! 1071 01:15:51,643 --> 01:15:53,955 You get his shirt, I'll get his pants. 1072 01:15:53,979 --> 01:15:56,624 Come on, you had your chance at me! 1073 01:15:56,648 --> 01:15:59,164 - Ah, relax. - Oh, I want the hat. 1074 01:16:05,891 --> 01:16:10,371 Who you think you're kiddin', huh? 1075 01:16:10,395 --> 01:16:12,674 How old are you boys? 1076 01:16:12,698 --> 01:16:16,411 13? 14? 1077 01:16:16,435 --> 01:16:18,413 Hell, you're just babies. 1078 01:16:18,437 --> 01:16:21,549 Why, you can't even shave yet. 1079 01:16:21,573 --> 01:16:24,319 Your daddy know you're here? 1080 01:16:24,343 --> 01:16:29,457 Hell, yes. He told us where to come. "Come." Get it? 1081 01:16:29,481 --> 01:16:32,593 Oh! First time. 1082 01:16:32,617 --> 01:16:35,330 Oh... No way! 1083 01:16:35,354 --> 01:16:37,765 It's his first time. 1084 01:16:37,789 --> 01:16:39,767 What'd ya tell her that fer? 1085 01:16:39,791 --> 01:16:41,769 - You chickenshit, huh? - I ain't! I done it plenty! 1086 01:16:41,793 --> 01:16:45,106 - You chickenshit. - You always tell my secrets. I'm gonna get you! 1087 01:16:45,130 --> 01:16:48,309 That ain't no way to act in a whorehouse. 1088 01:16:48,333 --> 01:16:50,713 Be a man. Be a man! 1089 01:16:53,638 --> 01:16:56,484 This is Tina and Maria. 1090 01:16:56,508 --> 01:17:00,253 Have fun. 1091 01:17:02,614 --> 01:17:05,699 Yeah, now tell me how we're gonna get it up. 1092 01:17:21,800 --> 01:17:25,010 Definitely not. 1093 01:17:27,539 --> 01:17:30,518 Oh, God. 1094 01:17:30,542 --> 01:17:34,389 Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh, God. 1095 01:17:34,413 --> 01:17:36,758 - He's there. - "Oh, God. Oh, God." 1096 01:17:36,782 --> 01:17:39,727 - Won't be long now. - Oh, God. Oh, God. 1097 01:17:39,751 --> 01:17:43,064 Oh, God! Oh, God! 1098 01:17:43,088 --> 01:17:46,667 Oh... Oh, God! 1099 01:17:46,691 --> 01:17:49,337 - That was it. - He'll be asleep in three seconds. 1100 01:17:49,361 --> 01:17:54,448 Did you ever think you'd be glad men roll over and pass out? 1101 01:18:09,448 --> 01:18:11,532 You've got to... 1102 01:18:13,952 --> 01:18:16,536 Have a nice day. 1103 01:18:18,156 --> 01:18:20,301 - I've come to a definite conclusion. - What's that? 1104 01:18:20,325 --> 01:18:23,342 You can have him. 1105 01:18:25,263 --> 01:18:27,308 Oh, God. 1106 01:18:27,332 --> 01:18:29,473 Hmm? 1107 01:18:56,261 --> 01:19:00,404 Was it good for you too? 1108 01:19:09,875 --> 01:19:11,959 Hey, baby! 1109 01:19:18,150 --> 01:19:20,632 Hey! Ai-yi-yi-yi! 1110 01:19:31,563 --> 01:19:33,647 Help me up! Ooh! 1111 01:19:38,970 --> 01:19:41,616 Oh, you guys are the sweetest, 1112 01:19:41,640 --> 01:19:43,784 most gorgeous creatures! 1113 01:19:43,808 --> 01:19:45,853 You're sweet. 1114 01:19:45,877 --> 01:19:48,356 Yikes! Andale. Andale. 1115 01:19:48,380 --> 01:19:51,090 - We gotta go! - I Vamonos! 1116 01:20:16,241 --> 01:20:18,386 - Wait a minute. - Guys! 1117 01:20:18,410 --> 01:20:20,721 We're not supposed to stop. Why are we stopping? 1118 01:20:20,745 --> 01:20:22,723 No hablo Ingles. 1119 01:20:22,747 --> 01:20:24,725 We have to get to a phone. 1120 01:20:24,749 --> 01:20:27,128 - We have to... - Phone. Phone. 1121 01:20:27,152 --> 01:20:29,130 Oh, my God. What are you doing here? 1122 01:20:29,154 --> 01:20:31,132 Trying to get back to the reservation... 1123 01:20:31,156 --> 01:20:33,734 before one of these guys hits on me for my phone number. 1124 01:20:33,758 --> 01:20:36,070 Oh, come on, you don't look so bad. 1125 01:20:36,094 --> 01:20:39,340 Prints don't work for him. He should stick with solids. 1126 01:20:39,364 --> 01:20:43,277 Wait a minute. Did he say... Phone! 1127 01:20:43,301 --> 01:20:45,313 - Frank! - Leave me alone! 1128 01:20:45,337 --> 01:20:47,348 - Frank, you have to listen! - No, I don't! 1129 01:20:47,372 --> 01:20:50,351 Yes, you do! 1130 01:20:50,375 --> 01:20:53,788 - Ooh, oh, oh! - I'm sorry, Frank. 1131 01:20:53,812 --> 01:20:57,892 - But this is really important. - Just leave me alone. 1132 01:20:57,916 --> 01:21:00,061 - We gotta use your phone. - Forget it! 1133 01:21:00,085 --> 01:21:03,664 You stiff me for $20. You leave me in drag! 1134 01:21:03,688 --> 01:21:06,500 You got some maniac with a knife chasing you! 1135 01:21:06,524 --> 01:21:10,605 These things do not tempt me to want to team up with you. 1136 01:21:10,629 --> 01:21:15,009 - What's wrong with my head? - Are you okay? 1137 01:21:15,033 --> 01:21:17,378 No! I think I'm gettin' sober. 1138 01:21:17,402 --> 01:21:19,413 Look! Listen! 1139 01:21:19,437 --> 01:21:21,716 Frank, we're not just jerkin' you around. 1140 01:21:21,740 --> 01:21:24,719 Some guys are chasing us 'cause one of'em stole a virus... 1141 01:21:24,743 --> 01:21:28,823 that's gonna kill and destroy all the plants and all the trees for thousands of miles around. 1142 01:21:28,847 --> 01:21:31,559 We stole it back, so now they're trying to kill us. 1143 01:21:31,583 --> 01:21:34,895 The '60s were good to you, weren't they? 1144 01:21:34,919 --> 01:21:37,265 Frank, that's right. 1145 01:21:37,289 --> 01:21:39,267 Think back to the '60s. 1146 01:21:39,291 --> 01:21:42,803 - People did things for each other. - They were wasted. 1147 01:21:42,827 --> 01:21:45,806 Listen, Franky, get us to a telephone, all right? 1148 01:21:45,830 --> 01:21:48,876 I swear, you're gonna be showered with money. 1149 01:21:48,900 --> 01:21:51,610 Showered with money. 1150 01:21:56,074 --> 01:21:59,053 Okay, ladies, this is it. 1151 01:21:59,077 --> 01:22:01,555 This is it, Frank? 1152 01:22:01,579 --> 01:22:04,392 It's not exactly the hub of the reservation. 1153 01:22:04,416 --> 01:22:06,727 It's off-season. What do you want? 1154 01:22:06,751 --> 01:22:08,729 We want to use the phone. 1155 01:22:08,753 --> 01:22:10,731 Five minutes. That's it. 1156 01:22:10,755 --> 01:22:13,668 You guys stay more, you'll bring a tornado! 1157 01:22:13,692 --> 01:22:15,670 We have no intention of hanging around. 1158 01:22:15,694 --> 01:22:17,738 Fine! 1159 01:22:17,762 --> 01:22:19,740 I must have that blouse. 1160 01:22:19,764 --> 01:22:21,909 That shirt has my name on it. 1161 01:22:21,933 --> 01:22:23,911 Oh, I love this. 1162 01:22:23,935 --> 01:22:26,614 I wore one of these when I did "Oklahoma." 1163 01:22:26,638 --> 01:22:31,118 That will be cute on you with a little snakeskin belt. 1164 01:22:31,142 --> 01:22:33,321 - That's a good idea. - Hey! 1165 01:22:33,345 --> 01:22:35,656 Just take the blouses. They're on the house. 1166 01:22:35,680 --> 01:22:37,658 You gotta make this phone call. 1167 01:22:37,682 --> 01:22:40,661 Get on the phone, and let's get outta here. 1168 01:22:40,685 --> 01:22:43,664 Who we gonna call? The "New York Times." 1169 01:22:43,688 --> 01:22:45,666 No, we'll call the president. 1170 01:22:45,690 --> 01:22:48,235 That's really a call he's gonna take! 1171 01:22:48,259 --> 01:22:51,472 Hi, we're two struggling actresses saving the world. Get real! 1172 01:22:51,496 --> 01:22:54,508 He was an actor. 1173 01:22:54,532 --> 01:22:57,345 Okay. The F.B.I. 1174 01:22:57,369 --> 01:23:00,147 We're gonna call the F.B.I. 1175 01:23:00,171 --> 01:23:02,950 We're gonna turn this in. We're gonna save our country. 1176 01:23:02,974 --> 01:23:05,386 Do you have a changing room? 1177 01:23:05,410 --> 01:23:08,188 This doesn't work. 1178 01:23:12,016 --> 01:23:15,196 They must have cut me off. 1179 01:23:15,220 --> 01:23:18,232 I owe 'em a little money. 1180 01:23:18,256 --> 01:23:21,869 Don't you know how to deal with those dorks? You don't have to pay them. 1181 01:23:21,893 --> 01:23:25,005 - You don't? - No! 1182 01:23:25,029 --> 01:23:28,239 - What? - No, not that again. 1183 01:23:32,170 --> 01:23:35,916 Frank, how do we get to a phone that works? 1184 01:23:35,940 --> 01:23:40,688 Okay, ladies, this here's Frodo. He'll take good care of you. 1185 01:23:40,712 --> 01:23:45,025 Ride across those hills 'til you come to the edge of a cliff. Don't go off there. 1186 01:23:45,049 --> 01:23:48,262 That's a 700-foot drop. Now, if you do get down, 1187 01:23:48,286 --> 01:23:52,199 you're gonna come to the rattlesnake area. Be careful. 1188 01:23:52,223 --> 01:23:57,238 Take a left at the rattlesnakes, and a dirt road will take you right into the taco stand. 1189 01:23:57,262 --> 01:24:02,109 - They got a phone in there. - It couldn't be a block and a half to the corner store. 1190 01:24:02,133 --> 01:24:06,113 - Not around here. - Hey, Frank, thanks. 1191 01:24:06,137 --> 01:24:08,616 - Okay. All right. - We won't forget you. 1192 01:24:08,640 --> 01:24:10,718 You'll get something out of this. 1193 01:24:10,742 --> 01:24:13,721 Oh, yeah, sure. I'll be showered with money. 1194 01:24:13,745 --> 01:24:15,723 Let's get outta here. 1195 01:24:15,747 --> 01:24:18,726 Wait. I don't have the toxin. Wait a minute. 1196 01:24:18,750 --> 01:24:21,425 Hold on a second. 1197 01:24:25,657 --> 01:24:27,741 Give me the vial. 1198 01:24:28,993 --> 01:24:32,044 Slowly. 1199 01:24:33,932 --> 01:24:36,911 Let go of me! 1200 01:24:36,935 --> 01:24:39,519 Yah! Get going! 1201 01:24:44,175 --> 01:24:47,755 Whoa! Asshole! Come on! 1202 01:24:47,779 --> 01:24:49,920 Well, of course. 1203 01:24:51,983 --> 01:24:53,961 Russell? Boyd? 1204 01:24:53,985 --> 01:24:56,130 - Where's the other one? - She got away. 1205 01:24:56,154 --> 01:24:58,132 Now you're gonna make yourself useful. 1206 01:24:58,156 --> 01:25:00,968 - I can't drive a stick shift. - Get in the back. 1207 01:25:00,992 --> 01:25:03,076 Oh. 1208 01:25:14,405 --> 01:25:17,485 Let's turn around, okay? 1209 01:25:17,509 --> 01:25:20,856 Let's just go this way. 1210 01:25:22,780 --> 01:25:25,398 Holy shit. 1211 01:25:30,688 --> 01:25:33,300 Go away! 1212 01:25:33,324 --> 01:25:35,703 Frank. 1213 01:25:35,727 --> 01:25:37,838 Go away! 1214 01:25:37,862 --> 01:25:40,307 - What happened? Where's Lauren? - They took her. 1215 01:25:40,331 --> 01:25:43,310 - We gotta go find her. - Oh, no. 1216 01:25:43,334 --> 01:25:46,113 Frank, I can't track her without you! Please, come on! 1217 01:25:46,137 --> 01:25:48,682 You go! I'm busy bleeding! 1218 01:25:48,706 --> 01:25:51,619 - Frank! - You don't give up, do you? 1219 01:25:51,643 --> 01:25:55,122 You think I'm gonna go chasing a pack of psychos for some dumb blonde? 1220 01:25:55,146 --> 01:25:58,125 She's not dumb! And she's not a blonde! 1221 01:25:58,149 --> 01:26:00,127 Well, good luck, lady. 1222 01:26:00,151 --> 01:26:03,236 Frank! Frank. 1223 01:26:08,593 --> 01:26:12,206 Okay. Okay, the truth. 1224 01:26:12,230 --> 01:26:14,208 Lauren and I pulled a bank job. 1225 01:26:14,232 --> 01:26:17,311 Those guys were Feds, and Lauren buried the money. 1226 01:26:17,335 --> 01:26:19,413 Spare me, will ya? 1227 01:26:19,437 --> 01:26:22,483 Well, what about revenge? 1228 01:26:22,507 --> 01:26:24,618 These guys trashed your house. 1229 01:26:24,642 --> 01:26:26,754 I'm insured. No deductible. 1230 01:26:26,778 --> 01:26:30,157 Save your breath. 1231 01:26:30,181 --> 01:26:33,127 I'm running out of bullshit, Frank. 1232 01:26:33,151 --> 01:26:35,129 They're gonna kill her. 1233 01:26:35,153 --> 01:26:37,398 I know it's not your problem, 1234 01:26:37,422 --> 01:26:41,402 but this person and I, we've been through a lot of disgusting things together. 1235 01:26:41,426 --> 01:26:45,339 This person and I are... 1236 01:26:45,363 --> 01:26:49,176 This person's a friend. 1237 01:26:49,200 --> 01:26:54,253 And I don't have that many friends. 1238 01:26:58,376 --> 01:27:00,426 I do. 1239 01:27:14,759 --> 01:27:17,404 Hello, Michael. This is Atkins. 1240 01:27:17,428 --> 01:27:19,907 Hello, Joe. Do you have the money? 1241 01:27:19,931 --> 01:27:22,409 Yep. It's here. 1242 01:27:22,433 --> 01:27:25,446 Fine. Here it is. 1243 01:27:25,470 --> 01:27:30,517 You'll get into the chopper and fly to Mesa Azul Cliffs... 1244 01:27:30,541 --> 01:27:33,520 at the Four Fingers. Don't even think about... 1245 01:27:33,544 --> 01:27:36,590 ground support because I've got lookouts. 1246 01:27:36,614 --> 01:27:40,594 Now, if I see a plane, a tank, a chopper other than your chopper, 1247 01:27:40,618 --> 01:27:44,431 I'll get very nervous, and I'm gonna dump this stuff... 1248 01:27:44,455 --> 01:27:47,935 in the first stiff wind blowing east. You got it? 1249 01:27:47,959 --> 01:27:51,772 You will not land the chopper. 1250 01:27:51,796 --> 01:27:54,441 You'll come level with the mesa, 1251 01:27:54,465 --> 01:28:00,212 and you'll lower the money down to me at 5:00 p.m. Exactly. 1252 01:28:11,482 --> 01:28:14,995 And now you're gonna make the exchange. 1253 01:28:15,019 --> 01:28:18,229 I knew you wouldn't keep your end of the bargain. 1254 01:28:23,161 --> 01:28:26,140 This is your big moment. Don't you want to do it yourself? 1255 01:28:26,164 --> 01:28:29,143 Atkins is a crack shot. 1256 01:28:29,167 --> 01:28:32,980 Like I said, I'm doing the exchange. 1257 01:28:34,672 --> 01:28:37,818 I see somebody. It's Lauren. 1258 01:28:37,842 --> 01:28:40,187 Now how much do you believe them? 1259 01:28:40,211 --> 01:28:45,025 No, don't shoot! Sir! She's being coerced! 1260 01:29:33,498 --> 01:29:36,515 - Will you land this damn thing? - He's trying. 1261 01:29:53,017 --> 01:29:55,929 Throw down the bag. 1262 01:29:55,953 --> 01:29:59,166 - Throw it down. - You'll shoot me. 1263 01:29:59,190 --> 01:30:02,332 I'm really sorry about this. 1264 01:30:25,249 --> 01:30:28,228 Aren't you dead yet? 1265 01:30:28,252 --> 01:30:30,768 Not 'til I play Hamlet. 1266 01:30:35,827 --> 01:30:37,805 Oh, boy! 1267 01:30:37,829 --> 01:30:39,807 - Oh, you came back. - Sure. 1268 01:30:39,831 --> 01:30:42,109 - I can't believe it. - And look at you. 1269 01:30:42,133 --> 01:30:44,111 You made off with the works. 1270 01:30:44,135 --> 01:30:47,714 Yes, I got the toxin, and $20 million. 1271 01:30:47,738 --> 01:30:51,552 Wow! This time I think I'll hold the money. 1272 01:30:51,576 --> 01:30:54,755 - You don't mind. - Look, there's Weldon. 1273 01:30:54,779 --> 01:30:57,090 Maybe we can hitch a ride with those guys. 1274 01:30:57,114 --> 01:30:59,459 Hey, handsome... 1275 01:30:59,483 --> 01:31:01,461 Go! Go! 1276 01:31:01,485 --> 01:31:04,069 Go where? 1277 01:31:22,306 --> 01:31:27,020 I... will never... date... 1278 01:31:27,044 --> 01:31:29,526 a man... again. 1279 01:31:36,487 --> 01:31:40,534 - Sandy. - Getting laid just isn't worth it. 1280 01:31:40,558 --> 01:31:44,972 Oh, Sandy! 1281 01:31:44,996 --> 01:31:47,140 Get it! 1282 01:31:47,164 --> 01:31:49,248 Get it! 1283 01:31:53,537 --> 01:31:55,712 Pull! 1284 01:31:59,143 --> 01:32:01,121 Pull! 1285 01:32:01,145 --> 01:32:04,230 There is no God. 1286 01:32:10,721 --> 01:32:13,135 Hey, look! Hey, look! 1287 01:32:16,327 --> 01:32:19,002 Yeah, that's good. 1288 01:32:51,195 --> 01:32:54,041 Here. Come on. 1289 01:33:09,480 --> 01:33:12,025 You son of a bitch! 1290 01:33:12,049 --> 01:33:14,294 En garde. 1291 01:33:14,318 --> 01:33:16,527 - Yeah! - Go! 1292 01:33:37,208 --> 01:33:39,853 - Where is it? - I don't have it! 1293 01:33:39,877 --> 01:33:43,857 I have it! Let her go! 1294 01:33:43,881 --> 01:33:46,966 No! You... 1295 01:33:50,688 --> 01:33:55,070 Shit! 1296 01:33:57,695 --> 01:34:00,109 Ah, nuts! 1297 01:34:51,816 --> 01:34:54,230 Oh! Shit! 1298 01:35:25,282 --> 01:35:28,401 Nine years of ballet, asshole! 1299 01:35:30,955 --> 01:35:33,801 You did it! You did it! 1300 01:35:40,564 --> 01:35:43,683 Yeah, yeah, yeah! 1301 01:36:08,225 --> 01:36:13,573 That is the best Hamlet ever. 1302 01:36:13,597 --> 01:36:16,648 Except for mine. 1303 01:36:19,470 --> 01:36:21,986 Wow! Yeah! 1304 01:36:38,174 --> 01:36:41,587 This is the happiest moment of my life. 1305 01:36:41,611 --> 01:36:43,589 They bought that shit. 1306 01:36:43,613 --> 01:36:48,227 "Shit"? You're calling my Hamlet shit? 1307 01:36:48,251 --> 01:36:51,130 He's a wimp. He can't make up his mind about anything. 1308 01:36:51,154 --> 01:36:54,533 He stands around all night and says, "What'll I do? What'll I do?" 1309 01:36:54,557 --> 01:36:56,535 Give me Romeo or Henry the Fifth. 1310 01:36:56,559 --> 01:36:59,305 - There's a guy I could boff. - "Boff"? 1311 01:36:59,329 --> 01:37:01,572 Oh, we're back to boffing, are we? 97537