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CHAOS IS A LADDER

Hey, Anaïs Badger-Stinker.

Are you avoiding me or what?

No point covering up with big jeans...

I know the fat bulges out from all sides.

It's not much of a turn-on, you know.

Nobody'll want to shag you. Try harder!

Come on, Anaïs. The bell's about to go.

Could you not see we were talking?

Talking? About what? Going to Mars?

Leave it! Come on. It doesn't matter.

If you keep that up, I'm telling you it won't end well.

Let's sort this out now.

Come on!

Do you have proof to back your accusation?

Proof? This morning he took a swipe at me in front of 50 people!

I had 20 euros when I got into class.

Ask him to empty his pockets! He's a thief!

- You're dead. I swear, you're dead! - Logan! That's enough!

Sure, Logan. You're so tough, just like your dad...

OK, Jules, you can go now.

Thanks.

So, Logan,

how are things at home at the moment?

And you, are you OK? Still single?

I like older women - I'm all yours.

OK, I'm making you go to a disciplinary hearing - happy now?

I don't care.

- It's your birthday tomorrow. - Are you going to surprise me?

You turn 16.

- And? - School isn't compulsory at 16...

Logan...

Jules!

That's for talking shit about my father.

You've lost it! You're crazy!

And that goes for everyone!

Out of my way!

Did you not ask to stop working nights?

I'll be back at 10, alright?

- So, you won't be here for dinner... - Is that a problem?

If you're not happy, why don't you do my job, Logan?

"Mars Colony aims to establish

the first human colony on Mars in 2026,

when the infrastructure is in place.

The infrastructure will be improved

gradually, as astronauts live

and work on Mars.

The population should reach 1,500 people by 2060.

This will be the next giant leap for mankind."

Can you imagine! They're going to build a new civilisation!

It's exactly like in your books,

except it's not sci-fi anymore.

A colony on Mars.

If this had existed in your day,

I'm sure you would have been part of it.

Loggy,

I need to pee...

You’ve just been! Go back to bed, I'll come.

The combustion generator revealed no trace of CO2

in the crack that they made in the polar cap:

their days on Mars were numbered.

Suddenly, GlopGlop began to communicate with Tiago

through his green antennae.

"You need to go there!

Ice has blocked the outlet for the dioxide!

It may all blow up! You have to go!

You need to crack it open to release the dioxide!"

What do you have to do to apply to Mars Colony?

You were about to save the world!

Do you have to pay?

No, just make a video and say why you want to go.

- Why don't you apply? - Because you have to be 18.

And you have to be superhuman. You've no idea.

- So, you have the time to become one... - Become what?

Superhuman...

Right, will I continue or not?

Hello, my name is Logan Tournier

and I would like to participate in the Mars Colony mission.

Tomorrow is my birthday. I'll be 16,

but I thought it might still be OK to apply.

I repeated two years in school because I had problems

but I'm very good at science.

I live in Brignais...

and I'm in middle school.

Tell them you love to laze about.

You'll see - they might even take you on.

They always need someone to fuck everything up.

Keep quiet!

Don’t touch me or I kill you!

I know you're a tough guy, Logan.

That’s why I need you.

Who are you?

I'm CT-LT030426A.

That's my registered ID.

It stands for Citizen Logan Tournier born on 26 April 2003.

And the "A" is in case there are more than one.

But I've never met another.

My name is Logan Tournier too.

I mean, I've never met any others apart from myself.

Logan...

I'm you.

39 years older.

I've come from the future

and I have a mission for you. That's why I'm here.

A mission that may save mankind.

Dad! Dad!

He was just there. Two minutes ago.

He said he was me.

I gave him a shove and ran out to get you.

He said he was from the future. I swear, Dad!

From the future?

Yeah, right... 5 minutes ago,

there was a guy here from the future?

Is that what you're telling me?

Are you fucking kidding me?

IF DAD HIT YOU, COME MEET ME OUTSIDE.

I knew you'd come out.

You can't stand this awful existence.

- Do you have any marks? - What do you mean?

You know, identifying marks...

I have a birthmark here, for example...

I don't think you do, because I don't have one.

Look...

OK, I don't either. Stop that right now.

- You see, there's no point in lying. - Come on.

No need to look disgusted – my dick is your dick.

I used to like this car.

It's a piece of shit.

A piece of shit that we like.

We had good times in this car.

Let's assume I believe you...

What do you want?

OK. I need you.

We're on a mission. Hold on tight!

This will turn your life upside down.

In two years' time,

the greatest dictator of all time will be born.

And when he's just 35,

he will cause an unparalleled genocide in Africa.

Genocide in Africa... that's a bit random.

Climate change will lead

to huge waves of immigrants descending on Europe,

resulting in the return of extreme nationalism and xenophobia.

Sounds like you've learned this off by heart.

Of course I've learned it off by heart. Anyway...

The tension between the United States, the European Confederation

and the Ural-Asian Alliance will lead to the remilitarisation

of those countries, all focused on Mars,

the new climatic El Dorado.

- Mars? - Mars.

Have you been there?

Yeah. I was one of the first settlers.

Did you go with Mars Colony? You need to be 18.

Yeah. So, I waited until I was 18.

- And you were accepted? - Well, yeah.

I really wanted it. I worked hard.

So, what's the atmosphere like?

Did you melt the polar ice cap?

- And produce greenhouse gases? - Yeah.

And activate the hydrosphere of the planet?

Yes, but now is not the time to talk about it.

Anyway, you're going to take care of it.

I've been sent back here to prevent a dictator from being born.

It's a bit like killing Adolf Hitler

before he could cause havoc. Do you understand?

Why don't you go and kill Hitler then?

Damn, you're annoying!

You can only time travel

within your own lifetime.

I can't travel back

any further than my birth date: 26 April 2003.

So, why did they choose you then?

That's a good question.

I went to school with Anaïs, Leo Barger-Tinger’s mother.

I have a special connection with her because of you.

Anaïs Badger-Stinker?

And what's all this got to do with me?

You have to sleep with her.

What? With Anaïs? How is that relevant?

It's not relevant.

But if she sleeps with a boy now,

it'll change her life.

And then, Leo Barger-Tinger will never be born.

But why me? She won't do it, she hates me! Why don't you do it?

Quick! Get out of here!

I couldn't sleep...

Do you know what your brother told me?

He said he'll be happy for you if you get to go to Mars,

but that he'll miss you.

Are you an idiot or what?

You stink of alcohol.

Right! To bed, now! That's enough.

Come here now! Now, Logan!

Come on! What are you playing at?

You have five minutes to get to bed, alright?

If I get hit again, I'm turning you in.

You're turning me in? Me?

If I'm doing this shit, it's for you!

My mission is your mission, OK?

Oh, fuck off!

Logan, you have huge potential and you don't even realise it.

Have a serious think about life

You want to change things?

Change things?

Do you want to change things?

You came to tell end-of-the-world stories,

you could have come four years ago and saved Mum!

That's...

This is our mission. I'm sorry.

OK, listen!

If you change your mind, call me.

But make it tomorrow.

Because Anaïs will meet this weekend the moron,

who will be Léo's father.

For our mission to succeed,

get to school late tomorrow,

- and sit beside her in history class. - What's that got to do with it?

If I'm late, I won't be allowed into class.

Listen! Trust me!

You arrive late and you sit beside her. Oh, yes!

This is important:

you need to borrow a pen from her.

Hey, Logan,

it's five past midnight. Happy birthday!

Here! 20 euros for your picnic lunch. You can buy a sandwich.

Did Dad give you the money?

None of your business. And bring back the change.

... freedom of expression, including freedom of the press

and freedom of association. Yes, come in.

Come in!

No, you're late. Go to the office.

But Sir, I was with the principal.

What connection

can you make between the German economic crisis

and the Nazi party in the 1920s and 1930s?

Hi.

- Hi... - At the beginning of the 1930s,

Germany is affected by the Great Depression, OK?

The Nazis come to power during an economic crisis.

Can I borrow a pen, please?

Adolf Hitler is appointed Chancellor

in 1933.

He is supported by a large portion of the population.

And after a fire at the parliament building, the Reichstag,

he imposes a dictatorship.

Exercise 55, page 85.

Tiago!

Come back here!

Tiago!

Hurry up.

Hurry up...

- Did you turn up late this morning? - Yes.

I sat beside Anaïs and I asked to borrow a pen.

Great. And did she tell you the number of the exercise?

- Yes. - Perfect.

If I do what you say, will you take me with you to Mars?

And Tiago too?

- Are her parents not home? - No, they're at a funeral.

Anaïs's grandmother.

She's going this weekend.

That's where she'll meet the father of Léo.

Anyway, it doesn't matter. Repeat your phrase.

The phrase is stupid. I don't understand...

I don't care if you understand or not! "The world...

"The world is not as you imagine. And we all have the power to change it."

Because?

"Because daisies are white and my love is gentle."

That doesn't make any sense.

I didn't choose the phrase

but it's part of the mission. It will have a sort of power over her.

That's all you need to know.

- She'll never want to. - Yes, she will.

It's planned. But don't add anything,

because I don't know what effect it might have.

And after that, what do I do? Do I kiss her?

No, definitely not!

She'll offer you an apple juice.

Tell her that you're allergic.

It gives you pimples.

That'll make her smile and she'll take you into her bedroom.

She'll say "wait a minute" and go into the bathroom.

While she's in the bathroom, you take your clothes off!

What do you mean?

What do you mean "what do you mean?"?

You get naked. You won’t do it dressed, will you?

Who would have been my first?

Your first? Oh, I don't know.

It's a long time ago. I don't remember. Some girl from summer camp.

I wasn't very picky.

You don't even remember her first name?

Are you suddenly a romantic?

No, I don't remember her first name.

I remember she had a broken tooth, that's all.

At camp...

I've never been to summer camp.

You haven't been to camp and you haven't slept with a girl either.

There are plenty of things you still have to do, Logan.

Oh, shit! I nearly forgot...

You don't want to get her pregnant. Here!

Here she is. Are you ready?

I can't. I'm scared.

Come on, be brave! You're going to change your life.

Are we here to save mankind, or what?

Go on.

Where will I meet you afterwards?

- I'll wait for you here. - But how do we travel back?

I'll wait for you here. The time portal is at the back of the van.

- So, we leave straight afterwards? - When the mission is complete.

I'll have to get my brother,

and say goodbye to my granddad.

And maybe we can save Mum...

Maybe.

Logan? What are you doing here?

Hi Anaïs. I wanted to say something to you.

The world is not as you imagine, and we all have the power to change it.

I don’t get it, Logan. I’m closing the door, OK?

Wait!

The world is not as you imagine, and we all have the power to change it.

Because daisies are white and my love is gentle.

Do you want to come in?

Do you want an apple juice?

No, thanks. I'm allergic. It gives me pimples.

This way.

I'll be back in a minute.

Anaïs...

I'm sorry about your grandmother.

If my granddad died, even if he's not completely with it,

it would be strange if he wasn't here.

OK...

And just one more thing...

I'm sorry I act like a twat at school.

Wait for me here.

Hey! The idiot is putting down the blinds!

I want to stop the whole thing.

- It's not right. - It's not right?

This is "not right", OK?

Is it right to throw Hugo in a bin?

And everything else he does. Fuck it! He hassles you every day!

Go on,

hurry, or we won't get to see anything!

I'll be there in a minute, Logan, OK?

YOU'RE DEAD.

Leaving already?

Good prank!

Well, Logan.

We heard you want to go to Mars...

Anything to say to your audience?

That's it. Run!

Film his arse! Film his arse!

Arsehole!

Look how lost he looks, the poor guy.

What are you doing? Come back!

Stop!

Bastard! You screwed me over! Get out!

Stop!

Get out!

No!

Logan? Are you OK? What's happening?

What's happening, my friend?

Breathe slowly. Wait...

Put this on.

Are you OK? Look at me.

Breathe with me. Breathe with me.

Are you OK? Come on, my friend.

It's over.

- What's over? - Everything.

No, it's not over. I'll take you home, OK?

No, stay here with me, please...

I'm sorry, my friend.

- Stay with me... - I'm sorry. Forgive me...

I don't understand: they go up there, and then... what?

- They stay there? - Yes.

That means that they go to Mars knowing they're going to die there?

Yes.

Hervé?

Hervé.

So? You work in a supermarket, is that right?

Yes,

but I'm really an actor...

Fuck...

I've been screwed over by a failed actor...

How much did they pay you?

I didn't take their money in the end...

A time portal in the back of the van.

We don't even look alike...

Logan...

If it's your dream, you should go for it.

Take his clothes, take his clothes...

Go on, run! Run!

Look how lost he looks, the poor guy.

SORRY

ANAÏS

Hello. My name is Logan Tournier

and I would like to participate in the Mars Colony mission.

Sometimes I get up in the morning

and I do things... and I don't even know why.

It's as if I'm not really alive.

As if my fate is already decided: everyone is expected

to just act it out without asking any questions.

The worst thing is I hate it.

I feel like I could do anything I want,

but I'm standing in my own way. Like I won't allow myself...

All I want is to go and colonise Mars.

Maybe I'm not superhuman,

but I'm good at taking blows and it'll be hard there.

Today I found out what suffering is.

I know I can take anything that comes my way.

The more people hurt me, the less I'm affected.

And I know you need people like me:

people who have nothing to lose.

For my 9th birthday my mother gave me a telescope

and it has allowed me to travel.

It helped me progress. It even put my mind at ease.

But it's no longer enough. I need to see further.

People think it's strange to want to go to Mars

and possibily never return.

Well, to me, what's strange is to want to stay here,

to accept everything and do nothing.

I feel like everything is dying here.

To die for the sake of it...

it might as well serve some purpose.

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