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Hey, nice to see you. You're the first one here.

Good. Go right ahead.

Oh, you brought your little French hoe with you. Very pretty girl.

Charmed, I'm sure.

Where's Bill and Rita today? They'll be here any minute. Great. Go right ahead.

Great.

Hey, dickface.

How you doing? What's up? You got a little bit of pre -ejaculation. Don't

You want to lick it off? Blow.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Blowjob, huh?

You want to blow my nose?

Oh, sexy baby.

You guys want to go and have a drink? Just make yourselves at home. Thank you.

Hey, shut up.

Oh, hi.

Hey, it's the bear.

Hi, nice to see you.

I had to bring him. I couldn't leave him.

Oh, I can understand that. I'll keep him in line. Don't let him get carried

away. Here, here, sit, sit.

Sit. Sit.

Hey, Doc.

How are you?

Good, good. Doc, listen, you're just in time.

a lot of sick people here tonight.

Where's Bill?

Ah, he should be here soon. My nurse. Your nurse. Very, very good.

Butterfly. I'm going to come to your house on Sunday.

I want to say, get away with it.

Hi.

Hi. Hello.

Oh, hi. Oh, hi, honey.

Oh, very nice. Listen, if I make a mess, will you clean it up? I promise.

It's true, it is.

Nice to see you. How are you? Great.

You met my wife, didn't you?

Give me a break. This is not your wife. Your wife's a very good -looking woman.

What is this we got here?

Well, it's the only thing I could get. I understand. Well, we got a lot of good

-looking women here tonight. Don't worry about it. Oh, what an insult.

I think she's charming.

I just like my ruggles, that's all.

What do you think?

They're smoky, nice touch, right?

Oh, my God.

Smoky.

You can read it, Joe.

Take it back into your apartment.

I'm on fire.

I'm on fire.

Wake up.

Wake up.

Wow.

Hi, Fred.

Okay.

Where's Bill and Rita?

Uh... Oh, they should be here soon.

You know, I was going to come with Carlos, but he got a phone call and he

couldn't reach me. Oh, Carlos is here, isn't he, though?

He is.

Why don't you just come on in? We're going to party.

Nice to meet

you.

Hello. This is Chip.

Nice.

Surprise, surprise.

What's your name?

Tony. Tony.

You have a nice car.

Thank you.

So I found you.

This is what you're doing, huh?

Oh, look at this.

We're going to have some fun here.

All right.

I know

we're not going to do it. Get out of here.

She's up.

Hi, Fred.

How you doing?

Hi, Adam.

Yeah, no, those are people here. Come on.

Still ready to hear you? No, not yet. Hi.

Ooh.

Uh -huh.

Bear finally got it on.

Well, hi.

Is that your friend?

That's me. How you doing?

How else would I be?

Great. Yes,

all right.

Where's Bill and Rita? They'll be here.

Yeah, go on. Well, go back to your job, then.

Hi,

Dad.

Hi.

Good evening.

Oh, it's you.

Hey there, babe.

Good to see you.

Hiya, sugar.

How are you? Okay.

You're gonna hold her head for him? Why aren't you fine?

You're gonna hold her head?

How are you doing?

Good. How are you?

Are you a Frenchman?

I'm sorry, guys. It's been an accident.

What kind of accident?

Bill and Rita were skiing and the ski lift broke.

Oh, my God.

Yeah, they're okay, but they're in the hospital and it's a broken bone.

What hospital?

John Holmes Memorial.

I'm going to go over there.

We're going to go, too.

You want to go? You guys will stay. You want to go? Yeah. Hey, okay.

That'd be fun.

We'll take the party to the hospital. What the hell?

Okay, I'll throw the others inside.

I'm sorry, kids. I've got to tell you that Bill and Rita aren't going to be

here. There was an accident.

The steelhead's broken. They're in the hospital.

Got some broken bones.

Well,

if he cannot come to the party, why don't we take the party to him?

Have some guests out in the hall of the light to see you. Before I let them in,

I want to caution you. No strenuous activity.

You either.

Uh -huh. Very cautious.

You may go in now.

Yes. What gifts?

I don't know.

Oh, see.

Well, hello, Bill. Hi, Rita.

Hi, Rita. Hi, Bill.

Terrible kid.

Oh, no. I'm sorry.

He looks so pretty.

Are you okay?

There's no party without the host and the hostess. Right. So we decided to

and see you. How well are you? Are you well enough to be entertained?

Yeah.

Oh, please.

Thank you.

I'm sorry.

Stay where you're at.

Thank you.

Good luck to you guys.

Oh, goody. Oh, goody. Oh, goody. Oh, goody.

Oh, goody.

Thank you.

Hello?

Thank you.

Oh, my God.

Don't let her get away.

No, no, no problem.

I think I'm going to catch it. Here.

Mmm.

Where have you been?

Had to go to the restroom.

Would you believe the big line there?

We've still got plenty of time.

The visiting hours are still up for an hour.

I've got to catch up.

Hey, come over.

What the hell is going on here?

Is this your idea of relaxation?

Out! Get out of my hospital, all of you!

Go!

Out!

But I'm in the union!

Out!

You too!

Out!

If you can fuck, you can walk, so fucking walk!