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Original subtitles

Thanks, babe.

What'd you think?

Oh, my gosh, baby.

This is so beautiful.

I can't believe you've been holding this out for me.

Now, why haven't we been here before?

You know, my people, they hardly get out of here.

Trying to convince them, you know, to give us a spot for the weekend.

It's pretty big, isn't it?

Yes, it is. It looks huge.

I can see why they don't leave.

I'm sure the inside is as beautiful as the outside.

Yeah, just like you.

But yeah,

we got this whole place messed up.

Jordan's last weekend's here.

Should this whole Waterberg thing is alright?

Of course, baby.

Why wouldn't it be?

It's what I've always dreamed of.

Naturally bringing our baby into this world.

I will be fine.

You will be fine.

We will be fine.

Alright. Trust me.

Trust you.

I love you.

Oh.

Bye.

I'm staying there.

Alright, you good?

Yes. Alright. Just enjoying the beautiful view.

No help?

Don't you see me over here cooking a whole baby?

Drop them bags right there. Come have a seat.

I know.

I ain't been here in years.

Still look the same.

Are you ready?

Ready for what?

To base the turkey.

To become parents, Jane.

Of course I'm ready. Why wouldn't I be ready?

I mean, it's our first rodeo.

Our first child.

Something we have zero experience with.

Every parent with their first child has zero experience.

See, I knew we should have gotten a dog first.

Dogs shit and pee everywhere anyway.

And babies don't.

See, you're the first one on diaper duty.

Oh, Lord, I'm not.

Look,

this is a big step for us.

This is going to change our life forever.

I don't need you to stop worrying, okay?

Look, we got each other.

If we please just enjoy our time together.

Okay, you go ahead and put the things upstairs if you're fine.

And I'll come help in a minute or two or three.

Probably not.

You do look good while you're cooking.

Yeah, and this is the only thing I'm going to be cooking, too.

What? I didn't stutter.

You're lucky I love you.

Correction, you're lucky I love you.

Breathe in.

Breathe out.

Just like we worked on in class again, yeah?

Out.

There you go again. Breathe in.

Okay, that's it, baby. Look, I'm done.

Done?

You've been going for like five minutes.

Easy for you to say.

Like five minutes for you, but it's more like... Five damn hours for me.

Shit, it's hot.

I'm tired.

It's all right.

Don't get up on three, okay?

Okay.

One, two, three.

Baby, you hungry?

Baby, when are we never not hungry?

It's true. I can eat.

Tell me what you want.

We can go for a light snack.

Maybe a yogurt or something.

All right, coming right up.

Oh, baby, can you add some honey?

Okay. Then add some sprinkles.

And then top it with some grapes.

Oh, my goodness. Oh, and then put a pickle on the side. Oh, my gosh. Some

pregnancy cravings kicking in. I'm disgusting.

Whatever. Don't judge me and your baby.

Whatever. Look, I'm about to go take a bath and soak, okay, and get out these

sweaty clothes.

You want me to join? Mm -hmm. Maybe.

Uh -uh. Slow down.

The shower's the reason why we're in this position in the first place.

It's true.

Lucky you ain't twins.

Might as well be. You see how big I am?

Grape and doggone sprinkles with a pickle on the side is coming up. But

don't take forever in the day. You know, we got Phillip and Giselle coming. We

gotta still cook dinner.

I told you I wasn't cooking anymore, remember?

You take care of that, sweetheart.

Okay?

Like you took care of that?

I'm going to take care of that.

your face baby I can see your halo

I pray it won't

Oh, man. Girl, I can't see why you can eat that nasty ice cream.

Girl, whatever. This ice cream is the bomb.

Here you go. Get that shit away from me. You know I can't eat that.

Why not?

I'm allergic to nuts.

No, you're not.

Oh, come on. Oh, really?

Oh.

Look, girl. I'm sorry I forgot, but dang.

This cabin is just so nice. It's beautiful.

Thank you. Thank you. Man, we have some good memories up in here, man.

Oh, man, remember the time we brought them twins up in here?

Yeah, and we was teaching them how to play double dutch.

Yeah, hopscotch.

You know, just the fun people things. Yeah, we definitely had a lot of

in here.

Oh, yeah.

Nothing like that. James told me all them stories about y 'all up in here

a fool.

Oh, acting a fool, huh?

Babe, we was reading books.

You see that shelf right there full of books? We read them.

Yep, that was us.

I'm sure you were.

Y 'all do the crazy things. Just perfect.

I've been trying to tell her for years.

She ain't listening to me. Maybe you can break some sense into her.

So, you two, are y 'all ready for the weekend?

Yeah.

But this one right here is always ready for everything.

Yes, we finally have our first tub.

Talk about right there.

I'm just ready for this to be over.

You know, getting back to working on my body and getting back to work.

Oh, I thought we already talked about this.

You're not going back to work?

No, we haven't fully discussed anything yet.

You mentioned it once and then I didn't even have a chance to respond to it.

No, you said you would give it a chance.

Look, I'm not trying to have the mother of my first child rushing back to work.

I'm making enough money for the all three of us.

Us two?

See, you're professional.

Hey, okay.

Have you at least picked a name for the baby yet?

No, not yet. We're going to decide on the name once we see the little angel's

face. Aw,

y 'all, that's so sweet.

Oh, man.

What?

What you looking at me for?

Um, when are we going to start having our own kids?

Oh,

soon, babe. All right? I mean, come on, man.

What? Look, there's nothing else I want more in this world than a bunch of

badass kids running around tearing up my shit.

Mm -hmm.

Yeah. So, anyways, how are y 'all going to do this whole natural birthday? No,

because I know when it's my turn.

epidural. Come on, give it to me and knock my ass out for real. I can see it.

You know what I'm saying? Someone needs to be pregnant for it.

No, we've actually decided to use the assistance of a midwife.

Excuse me, a what? A midwife.

They specialize in water births.

That's a thing?

Yeah, she's something like a natural birth coach.

Yeah. A natural what?

Okay, that sounds a little crazy to me.

Why? Why does that sound crazy? I mean, I don't know. You got this strange

person who you don't know coming over to y 'all place and helping you and

assisting with the birth of your own baby?

Yeah, I think that's kind of wild.

You know what I'm saying? And what if she's like crazy?

Deranged? Or psycho.

It's not crazy It's really not it's actually pretty normal, you know, we

interview what doesn't Oh Y 'all do

phone interviews or these were in person

Someone from my Lamaze class suggested a service that we can use, and the

midwife that we selected is highly regarded.

Okay.

Really? I thought you were supposed to meet your midwife, like, way before the

birth of the baby, not, like, a couple of days before the birth. I mean, you

are, and we did.

Yeah. It's just she stopped coming.

So we used the service to get an immediate replacement.

Hold up, y 'all. I'm sorry. I gotta stop y 'all right there.

So, she just stopped showing up? Y 'all don't think that's kind of weird?

So, when are you going to meet the new one?

Tomorrow afternoon.

She lives pretty far out, so we had to come in. We didn't want a chance at

missing the child's birth.

Yeah, she's actually staying with us.

Hey, who dumbass idea was that?

Mind what your big bald ass.

Okay.

See? Mm -mm. That's how it starts.

Yep. They don't know. Look, do y 'all want us to come? Because we don't mind.

Wait, wait, wait.

Nope. We?

You know, we can't. You know, we got plans.

Yeah, whatchamacallit.

Whatchamacallit. What plans?

What's with anybody else, baby? Don't remember them plans.

We can't stay here.

Oh, those plans.

Yeah, that one. I wish I could stay. They were canceled.

Yeah, huh? So, do y 'all want us to be here?

Yes, of course, Giselle.

Why wouldn't we want the godparents of our baby to be here?

Godparents? Yeah.

Oh, snap.

We're about to be godparents. We're going to be godparents. I'm going to be

goddad.

Wait a minute. You're getting emotional. You know it. You know it. I know it.

You know I'm going to buy some stuff now.

First of all, we got to get a crib.

Got to get a crib, right? And then get a baseball bat and glove.

No, no, wait, wait, wait. He's going to be a basketball player.

Balling! Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, no, no, football.

We actually got to get the helmet and stuff like that. And then he's going to

grow up. You know I don't want him to be a dad.

Girl, I am that baby's father.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's cool, too. Listen, there's levels to this baby

right? You're just a regular daddy.

And I'm the God dad.

I mean, that's the word.

God. You know what I'm saying? They don't get no bigger than that. You know

I'm saying? They don't get no bigger than that.

You know what?

He's going to be a basketball player.

He's going to move.

I'm going to do it too. You know it. I'm going to do you like a dude. Man, come

on, man. He's going to be a boy. He's going to be crazy.

Both of y 'all are crazy.

Oh, I know you didn't want to say anything to anybody, but do you know

'all have?

Yes.

It's going to be a baby boy.

Oh, baby.

Congratulations.

What y 'all going to name him? Okay, so I'm thinking James Kobe Durrell Smith.

Kobe? Yeah, girl. That's James' favorite basketball player.

I thought James played baseball.

Yeah, he did.

Oh. Okay, well, tell me. You're good, girl. Hey, if y 'all like it, I love it.

Okay, call me. Call me. We'll click up later. That's cool. What time do you

us to be here?

Let's say 530.

Actually, no, 430. Just come as soon as you can.

Well, that's perfect. We'll be here.

Okay.

So, how's everything been going with counseling? Has he been able to prepare

'all's marriage?

You know, it went well.

And I'm just glad that we got through it.

So now we can focus on healing and being a family.

Do you think you can forgive him?

We all make mistakes.

And I'm just focusing on moving forward.

Okay, girl, I'll toast to that.

Oh, no, no, no, no. You know there's bad luck to not toast with alcohol, right?

Under these circumstances, I... I think it's fine.

I guess you get a pass.

Congratulations. Thank you.

Mmm.

Yo.

That was crazy.

What was crazy, baby?

That's Phillip.

They're trying to convince me on what to name our child.

No, for real. He came up with names like LeBron, Usher, Goku.

But what if it's a girl?

Oh, he had names for that, too.

Serena, Rihanna.

Oh, he was saying Megan, but not just Megan.

Megan the Thou.

I spent the last 30 minutes trying to convince him to shut the hell up.

Oh, that's so crazy. Oh, boy, Phillip.

I don't know

No. The baby is about to come in a few days.

Oh, for real.

I heard that I read in a book that it actually helps with the pushing.

Oh, it helps with the pushing. Yeah, like it actually, it's actually good

both of us.

Okay, well, you hurry up.

Get the pushing.

Or I'm going to be asleep.

All right, top top.

This is nice Where

you going get some ice cream

I love you too.

Hey, babe.

Good morning.

James.

James.

Hello. Good day.

Sorry, baby.

Sorry.

All right.

Have a good day.

So who are you on the phone with outside?

Sounded like y 'all were arguing or something.

That was just Phillip.

Phillip?

Yes, Phillip.

Jay, I love you, but I can't go through this again.

Go through what again?

The lies, the cheating, the random phone calls. I can't do it.

I already went through this.

Who went to counseling for this?

Look, I made a mistake, all right?

But I'm here now.

So if I was to ask to look at your phone.

Well, what did Phillip want?

You know, so... Phil got ideas for the baby name and all that.

That's about all that, though.

Let's get back to this food before it get cold.

Now that was real good, baby.

I see you getting better.

Mm -hmm.

YouTube links finally putting it off.

So, I ain't as good as you yet, but I'm getting there.

I thought we were going to have a cook -off.

I'm waiting.

Look, I'm about to go take a shower real quick, alright?

Be right back.

Okay.

You know I'll never hurt you again, right?

Look, we were going through a rough patch, and I messed up big time.

Carmen, you mean everything to me.

You're bringing our child into this world.

I'll never hurt you again.

Ever.

Hey, baby.

Do you believe me?

Do you love me?

Do you love me?

I do.

Jane? Jane!

Jane!

Oh my gosh, baby!

What is it?

I don't know. Let's find out. Okay. Alright.

So what you think, baby?

Baby, I love it.

So when did you buy it?

I didn't.

Wait, so did Giselle and Phillip get it?

No, it's from the midwife.

Woke up this morning, found that box outside, and it's attached to it.

The midwife?

Yeah.

Congratulations to the future mom and dad.

But baby, how did she get our address?

We haven't given it to her yet. You're asking too many questions. It's free.

know how expensive these are.

You so damn cheap.

Know it.

Alright, I know you got one. You got an eight.

Yeah. Huh?

The last match. You kidding?

Yeah, yeah.

I'm coming back.

Okay.

You got a three?

Nope. You lying. Goldfish.

Another match.

Alright, you got a pick?

Nope. Die.

An hour what time did you start cooking about an hour?

I'm about to go because you know you have to lose

one piece.

Is everything okay, baby?

Yeah, but I heard something.

Probably just dead.

Go ahead, go back in the house. You sure?

Go find us something to watch. I'll be in in a minute, all right?

Okay, because you know I got your back.

I know.

Breathe in and out. Just breathe in and out.

Should I call the midwife? Is it time?

I don't think so.

What's that smell?

Sorry.

Oh, that is just foul.

Oh my goodness.

What? It wasn't me. It was the baby.

You can't blame everything on the baby. Then why can't I?

Can you do us a favor?

What's up?

Ice cream.

We need more ice cream.

My kid needs more ice cream?

What flavor?

Vanilla? Strawberry?

Chocolate?

Cookies and cream.

Cookies and cream.

Is that what you want?

Cookies and cream?

Hmm?

Alright. Cookies and cream it is, man.

But babe, you do know that the closest store is like 20 minutes away.

Yeah. I know.

But we really need some cookies and cream.

Alright. I'll go get the keys.

Keep your phone there.

Call me if you need anything.

Alright.

Don't get a speeding ticket.

James? James?

James, are you here?

Hey, this is James. Sorry, I couldn't get to the phone.

Please leave the name and number. James.

Baby, where are you?

It's been two hours now. You should have been back by now.

Are you okay?

Yes, it's just a minor contraction.

Open up, let me help you.

Oh my gosh, are you okay?

Yes. Here, come on.

Thank you.

So, you're the midwife?

Yeah, Monica Harris.

You know, your husband called me and told me to come in early to check in on

you. Wait, you've spoken to my husband, James?

I've been trying to call him, but he hasn't answered.

Oh, I'm sure he's fine.

Really bad service out here in these neck of the woods.

Yes, I guess you're right. I'm sure there's nothing to worry about.

Well, did you call me to make sure that you were on your way? I don't remember

getting to miss... Call from you.

Actually, my service out here is pretty bad, too. I tried giving you a call, but

it went straight to voicemail.

Didn't even mean one.

Well, I guess that makes sense, too.

Service is stupid out here.

So I take it this is the father, am I right?

Yep, that's the culprit in question.

Beautiful couple.

Thank you.

Don't worry about it.

I'll clean it up later.

It's fine.

Speaking of,

where is he?

He was just supposed to make a quick run to the grocery store for some ice

cream, but I haven't heard from him since.

Is that your only bag?

Oh, yeah. That's all I really need for now. The rest of my things are in the

car. I'll get it later.

Oh, well, you need any help?

No.

You relax.

I got it. Are you sure?

You know, I may be pregnant, but I still got super strength.

Oh, I'm positive.

You just hang tight, okay?

So what are you guys going to name him?

Him?

How do you know it's a baby boy?

I don't remember telling you that.

Oh, you know, I've been doing this for a long time.

When the belly sits low like that, like a basketball, typically means the woman

is having a boy versus when she's having a girl. Everyone knows that.

Interesting. I didn't know that.

But, no, we haven't came up with a name just yet.

I have something in mind.

We're going to wait until we see his beautiful face and name him whatever

to our hearts. Oh, how cute.

Oh my gosh, where is James and his ice cream?

Maybe he stopped by the store or something, you know. Men get easily

girl. What?

No, this is really unusual.

Do you want me to get you something from the kitchen?

Yes, please. I think that would really calm my nerves. Okay.

Could you just bring me the sandwich that I've already made in the kitchen?

course. And maybe something to drink?

Of course. Coming right up.

Thank you.

Your sandwich wasn't fresh, so I'm making you a new one.

Do a nice little lemonade.

Coming right up.

Okay.

Girl, this looks good.

Here, wash that down with some lemonade.

Yeah.

Girl,

this is really good.

You know, I haven't had homemade lemonade in some years.

Well, you know.

It's my specialty.

Not only will it help you, but it'll help this little bun in the oven.

Drink, drink, drink, drink, drink.

This is spot on.

Thank you so much, Monica.

Of course.

You know, please don't be offended.

But, you know, you sound a little different from the phone.

Can you just, you know, tell me some more about yourself and, you know, how

you've been doing this again? I've been doing this for a long time.

You're in good hands.

Trust me.

That's good to know.

Girl,

you know nature is calling.

Lemonade got this bladder running.

Do you need some help?

Nah, I got it. You sure?

Yeah. Okay.

I'm gonna kick your daddy's ass.

James, where are you?

We can't get through this without you.

Hello? It's your midwife?

Is everything okay in there?

Hello?

When I do, you better not make a sound.

Or you'll be eating and drinking from a damn straw.

Understand?

Nod your head yes if you understand.

Soon as we deliver our baby.

Our baby?

What the hell do you mean, our baby?

Well, really, my baby.

Oh, hey.

Bitch, you're freaking crazy, don't you know that?

Yeah.

Actually, I do.

Tell me something I don't know.

What is that on you?

Bitch,

I said from who?

Open

what?

Think about what you're doing. You hear me? Think about this.

You need to eat.

Eat! Damn it.

Eat shit!

If you eat, I'm going to cut that baby out my damn self. Do you

hear me?

I'm trying to be nice about this.

Don't make me deny it.

Do you understand?

Do you understand?

That's better.

See?

That wasn't that hard, was it?

Oh, it's been a beautiful operation.

You look very good.

Alright, one more.

Here we go, come.

See,

that wasn't so hard, was it?

Oh, gosh.

This is dreadful.

Need to pee now.

Well, go ahead.

Uncuff me, bitch.

I don't give a fuck!

Go!

Hurry up. Shut the hell up!

Oh.

That's okay.

You're fine.

Keep crawling.

Smells good, doesn't it?

What the hell do you want from me?

Just let me go, please!

I promise I won't tell anybody.

For the last time, I'll let you go when you finish delivering my

baby.

This is my baby.

No one is taking my baby.

You're going to have to kill me first, bitch.

You better be careful what you wish for.

Because you just might get it.

You know, this is all James' fault.

And what does James have to do with this, huh?

Well, you don't know anything, do you?

Poor baby.

This is me when I was pregnant with my first child.

This is my ultrasound.

This is me at three months doing that same yoga shit that you do.

And what does this shit have to do with me, huh? Hey, I'm getting to it.

Well hurry the hell up. I need to use the restroom.

You just came from the damn restroom.

Your husband was the father of my child.

Until... Until what?

me on the ground that he didn't want to have my baby and that he doesn't love me

and he never will.

Your James did that.

So I'm here to take with me my baby.

You know what?

You're right.

It's your baby.

what the hell is that no please stop

it'll induce the labor no

What do you want to eat?

Fine.

I picked up this cake for us to celebrate the birth of my baby boy.

But first...

Before

I cut the cake, we sing.

Okay? Okay.

Congratulations to me.

Congratulations to you.

You're delivering my baby.

Congratulations to me.

Now, I'll be nice enough to give you the first slice.

Oh, you're so kind. Thank you.

It looks delicious.

Yes. Oh, no.

I'm baking this cake for you. All right, now, open wide. You know what?

I'm not a child.

Look, I can feed myself.

I want to celebrate with you. No.

Yes. Come on. You can just untie me, and I promise I won't run.

Girl, let me enjoy that cake with you.

I don't think so.

I promise.

It's a party, right?

Well, yeah.

It is a party.

Okay. You try anything.

That's it.

That's it, that's it, that's it.

You got it.

Oh, fine.

Fine.

All right.

All yours.

Oh, my gosh.

Your baby.

He loves you.

No, that's all right.

But he is kicking a lot.

You want to feel it?

I think he's going to be a soccer player.

MY BABY

I don't see that car here, babe.

I don't either.

Why wouldn't that car be here?

I don't know. It probably went to the store or something.

The store? For what?

She's pregnant.

I mean, she's probably hungry.

I mean, they told you to be here at 4 .30, right?

Look, just go up there and knock on the door and check.

Me? No, you the man. You go up there.

That's your friend. That's not mine. That's your friend.

She's pregnant. Y 'all need some girl time or something.

Look, I'm going to try to call them on the phone. You go ahead.

Man, whatever.

Let me go check on my friend.

Yeah, you do that.

All righty.

Time for that baby to come.

Baby?

What did you do to me?

I did a lot to you.

I'm gonna kill you, bitch.

No, you're not.

You're gonna lay here while I open you up. What do they call that?

A C -section.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Don't worry. I watch a ton of YouTube videos.

I got this down pat.

You think I'm playing with you?

Find out for yourself, bitch!

I'm sorry, I'm here to support my sister with her natural birth.

Oh yeah!

Come on in, come on in.

So who are you?

I'm Monica Arias, I'm the midwife.

Oh, yeah. Carmen told me you were coming over.

Damn signal, man.

What's that bullshit got us out here in the woods?

Hey, this is James. Sorry, I couldn't get to the phone. James!

Hey, stop playing, man.

I didn't see Carmen and James because I didn't see James. Actually, James just

left not too long ago. He went to get Carmen some ice cream.

Oh, he did?

Well, what time did he get her?

Because I hope he got a butter pecan. That's her favorite ice cream.

You know, Carmen could not stop talking about butter pecan ice cream.

He left not too long ago. He should be coming back any minute now.

What's going on? You all right?

Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hey, hey, hey, I got you, Jay. I got you, Jay. Come on. Come

on, man.

Sit down, sit down, sit down.

Hey, man, what the hell happened to you, dog?

You tell me, man. We came up here to support your birth, and then y 'all

answering the door.

Your phone going straight to voicemail. Turn around, you in the woods and shit.

What's going on, man?

I don't remember this.

I went to the store to get Carla some ice cream and... I pulled over for a

hitchhike and... What?

Ended up being... Monica ass.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

Monica?

Crazy ass Monica?

Man, I told you to leave that silly ass alone, dog. You hard -headed, man.

All I remember was talking, crying, and she knocked my ass out.

Something. Walk up in the middle of the woods, and I'm talking to you.

You getting knocked out by women now, too?

Man, shut your ass up, man.

Shit, stay there. I'm going to get some help.

Wait a minute.

I think Monica's in the house with him right now.

Oh, shit. No, no, wait, wait, wait. Jay, I got this one, all right?

Look, relax, man. I gotta go get my wife, Carmen, and my godson, man. Be

careful, honey. Oh, don't worry about me. I've got that today.

She picked the wrong one.

Where's Carmen?

I have to finish preparing for this birth.

Where are you going?

If you don't mind, I'm just going to go check on my girl.

She's fine.

Let me fix it.

I'm Sheriff Kirby Tubbs, and let me first say I'm so sorry for all you good

folks have gone through.

This kind of thing just doesn't happen in our neck of the woods.

But I can guarantee you this. It will not happen again.

She's gone away for a long, long time.

Now, I see you guys got a new bundle of joy, and I want to say congratulations.

If you need anything, anything at all, you make sure you let me know.

Thank you, ma 'am. Yes, sir.

Madam. Thank you, Sheriff.

Babe,

I can't believe your parents allowed us to keep the cat.

Yeah, well, they walked in and seen this place nearly destroyed.

Decided to get the cause for our son.

But damn, you got lucky.

Tell you what, this is a lick.

Okay, whatever. Let me finish telling my story.

So y 'all know I had her right where I wanted her. I was bobbing and weaving

everything. Then she gonna hit me with that cheap shot.

She couldn't handle you straight up, baby. I know.

You know, so I tried to come in. She tried to hit me with the bat.

You know, I ducked. You know what I'm saying? I didn't want to shoot her

she a female.

Right? So I squared up.

Two pieces.

Hit it with the Mike Tyson uppercut. He fell.

Then I got to be the hero. So I turn around, try to run upstairs, and I trip

fall. My head hit the corner of the table. Next thing you know, I'm out.

You know what I'm saying? That's how that went.

I know, baby.

Really, that's how it went down. Come on, man. You know, I ain't going to

I ain't going to lose.

Y 'all, I'm just glad it's all over.

Yeah, me too.

It was all your fault, James, trying to be all slick and shit.

Trust me, I'll never put any of y 'all in that position ever again.

You better not. I'm gonna kill you in my damn cell.

So what y 'all, uh, what y 'all plan on doing?

Or?

What? Plans for what?

Are y 'all gonna hire a midwife?

Oh, hell no!

No, and after what y 'all went through with that crazy -ass woman, take my ass

straight to the hospital.

Exactly. You know what I mean? Hell, we might be there a couple days early. You

hear what I'm saying?

That's the baby food.

No, it's my turn.

I got this day.

No, you gonna be helping me out. Babe, I'm not getting up. We talked about this

already. You gonna be getting up. No, I'm not getting up.

Y 'all trying to go check on the food?

Oh, so you said food.

I'm right there now. Come on. You better be glad we hungry.

Come on, Pregnation.

Let's go.

Water like a damn pain.

So fine.

Put in that work.

Work.

What the hell are you doing?

Okay.

I'm just gonna go check on James Jr. one last time.

Alright, hurry up.

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