Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated:
1
00:02:01,680 --> 00:02:02,820
Thanks, babe.
2
00:02:04,820 --> 00:02:08,740
What'd you think?
3
00:02:09,960 --> 00:02:12,000
Oh, my gosh, baby.
4
00:02:12,940 --> 00:02:14,420
This is so beautiful.
5
00:02:15,820 --> 00:02:17,660
I can't believe you've been holding this
out for me.
6
00:02:18,500 --> 00:02:19,920
Now, why haven't we been here before?
7
00:02:21,280 --> 00:02:23,200
You know, my people, they hardly get out
of here.
8
00:02:24,560 --> 00:02:27,480
Trying to convince them, you know, to
give us a spot for the weekend.
9
00:02:28,800 --> 00:02:30,080
It's pretty big, isn't it?
10
00:02:30,860 --> 00:02:33,140
Yes, it is. It looks huge.
11
00:02:33,740 --> 00:02:35,300
I can see why they don't leave.
12
00:02:36,580 --> 00:02:38,960
I'm sure the inside is as beautiful as
the outside.
13
00:02:39,680 --> 00:02:41,100
Yeah, just like you.
14
00:02:42,300 --> 00:02:43,300
But yeah,
15
00:02:45,000 --> 00:02:47,100
we got this whole place messed up.
16
00:02:49,900 --> 00:02:51,200
Jordan's last weekend's here.
17
00:02:54,480 --> 00:02:56,440
Should this whole Waterberg thing is
alright?
18
00:02:57,780 --> 00:02:59,060
Of course, baby.
19
00:02:59,460 --> 00:03:00,680
Why wouldn't it be?
20
00:03:02,360 --> 00:03:04,420
It's what I've always dreamed of.
21
00:03:05,180 --> 00:03:08,240
Naturally bringing our baby into this
world.
22
00:03:09,100 --> 00:03:10,360
I will be fine.
23
00:03:10,860 --> 00:03:12,220
You will be fine.
24
00:03:12,480 --> 00:03:13,840
We will be fine.
25
00:03:14,480 --> 00:03:15,760
Alright. Trust me.
26
00:03:16,380 --> 00:03:17,380
Trust you.
27
00:03:17,880 --> 00:03:18,960
I love you.
28
00:03:19,680 --> 00:03:20,680
Oh.
29
00:03:21,940 --> 00:03:22,940
Bye.
30
00:03:27,880 --> 00:03:28,880
I'm staying there.
31
00:03:29,020 --> 00:03:30,020
Alright, you good?
32
00:03:30,080 --> 00:03:33,540
Yes. Alright. Just enjoying the
beautiful view.
33
00:04:40,200 --> 00:04:41,200
No help?
34
00:04:42,860 --> 00:04:45,440
Don't you see me over here cooking a
whole baby?
35
00:04:46,620 --> 00:04:49,820
Drop them bags right there. Come have a
seat.
36
00:04:52,580 --> 00:04:55,120
I know.
37
00:04:57,220 --> 00:05:02,060
I ain't been here in years.
38
00:05:03,160 --> 00:05:04,280
Still look the same.
39
00:05:05,660 --> 00:05:06,660
Are you ready?
40
00:05:07,420 --> 00:05:08,420
Ready for what?
41
00:05:09,420 --> 00:05:10,480
To base the turkey.
42
00:05:12,020 --> 00:05:13,560
To become parents, Jane.
43
00:05:14,800 --> 00:05:16,680
Of course I'm ready. Why wouldn't I be
ready?
44
00:05:17,420 --> 00:05:19,560
I mean, it's our first rodeo.
45
00:05:19,860 --> 00:05:21,020
Our first child.
46
00:05:21,620 --> 00:05:24,140
Something we have zero experience with.
47
00:05:24,780 --> 00:05:27,560
Every parent with their first child has
zero experience.
48
00:05:28,140 --> 00:05:30,260
See, I knew we should have gotten a dog
first.
49
00:05:30,860 --> 00:05:32,900
Dogs shit and pee everywhere anyway.
50
00:05:33,360 --> 00:05:34,480
And babies don't.
51
00:05:35,510 --> 00:05:37,010
See, you're the first one on diaper
duty.
52
00:05:37,230 --> 00:05:38,230
Oh, Lord, I'm not.
53
00:05:39,330 --> 00:05:40,330
Look,
54
00:05:43,110 --> 00:05:46,050
this is a big step for us.
55
00:05:47,190 --> 00:05:49,430
This is going to change our life
forever.
56
00:05:52,790 --> 00:05:55,570
I don't need you to stop worrying, okay?
57
00:05:57,750 --> 00:05:59,450
Look, we got each other.
58
00:06:00,190 --> 00:06:02,330
If we please just enjoy our time
together.
59
00:06:09,870 --> 00:06:13,310
Okay, you go ahead and put the things
upstairs if you're fine.
60
00:06:14,070 --> 00:06:19,390
And I'll come help in a minute or two or
three.
61
00:06:20,950 --> 00:06:21,950
Probably not.
62
00:06:23,630 --> 00:06:25,650
You do look good while you're cooking.
63
00:06:26,310 --> 00:06:29,130
Yeah, and this is the only thing I'm
going to be cooking, too.
64
00:06:29,470 --> 00:06:31,270
What? I didn't stutter.
65
00:06:31,610 --> 00:06:32,950
You're lucky I love you.
66
00:06:33,170 --> 00:06:35,070
Correction, you're lucky I love you.
67
00:06:53,160 --> 00:06:54,160
Breathe in.
68
00:06:56,140 --> 00:06:57,140
Breathe out.
69
00:06:58,700 --> 00:07:00,760
Just like we worked on in class again,
yeah?
70
00:07:03,680 --> 00:07:04,680
Out.
71
00:07:07,160 --> 00:07:08,800
There you go again. Breathe in.
72
00:07:10,120 --> 00:07:12,780
Okay, that's it, baby. Look, I'm done.
73
00:07:14,000 --> 00:07:15,000
Done?
74
00:07:16,120 --> 00:07:17,740
You've been going for like five minutes.
75
00:07:18,400 --> 00:07:19,640
Easy for you to say.
76
00:07:20,180 --> 00:07:23,980
Like five minutes for you, but it's more
like... Five damn hours for me.
77
00:07:25,320 --> 00:07:26,340
Shit, it's hot.
78
00:07:27,520 --> 00:07:28,520
I'm tired.
79
00:07:28,820 --> 00:07:29,820
It's all right.
80
00:07:33,160 --> 00:07:34,320
Don't get up on three, okay?
81
00:07:34,920 --> 00:07:35,920
Okay.
82
00:07:36,860 --> 00:07:39,140
One, two, three.
83
00:07:41,460 --> 00:07:42,460
Baby, you hungry?
84
00:07:42,980 --> 00:07:45,060
Baby, when are we never not hungry?
85
00:07:45,840 --> 00:07:47,240
It's true. I can eat.
86
00:07:48,080 --> 00:07:49,080
Tell me what you want.
87
00:07:49,480 --> 00:07:50,880
We can go for a light snack.
88
00:07:51,370 --> 00:07:52,570
Maybe a yogurt or something.
89
00:07:53,150 --> 00:07:54,290
All right, coming right up.
90
00:07:54,510 --> 00:07:55,870
Oh, baby, can you add some honey?
91
00:07:57,550 --> 00:07:59,030
Okay. Then add some sprinkles.
92
00:08:00,270 --> 00:08:01,650
And then top it with some grapes.
93
00:08:02,430 --> 00:08:05,930
Oh, my goodness. Oh, and then put a
pickle on the side. Oh, my gosh. Some
94
00:08:05,930 --> 00:08:08,090
pregnancy cravings kicking in. I'm
disgusting.
95
00:08:08,730 --> 00:08:10,450
Whatever. Don't judge me and your baby.
96
00:08:11,310 --> 00:08:14,630
Whatever. Look, I'm about to go take a
bath and soak, okay, and get out these
97
00:08:14,630 --> 00:08:15,630
sweaty clothes.
98
00:08:15,810 --> 00:08:18,450
You want me to join? Mm -hmm. Maybe.
99
00:08:19,310 --> 00:08:20,850
Uh -uh. Slow down.
100
00:08:21,590 --> 00:08:24,390
The shower's the reason why we're in
this position in the first place.
101
00:08:24,770 --> 00:08:25,689
It's true.
102
00:08:25,690 --> 00:08:26,690
Lucky you ain't twins.
103
00:08:27,150 --> 00:08:29,570
Might as well be. You see how big I am?
104
00:08:31,050 --> 00:08:36,409
Grape and doggone sprinkles with a
pickle on the side is coming up. But
105
00:08:36,409 --> 00:08:39,690
don't take forever in the day. You know,
we got Phillip and Giselle coming. We
106
00:08:39,690 --> 00:08:40,690
gotta still cook dinner.
107
00:08:41,070 --> 00:08:43,590
I told you I wasn't cooking anymore,
remember?
108
00:08:44,090 --> 00:08:45,490
You take care of that, sweetheart.
109
00:08:45,810 --> 00:08:46,810
Okay?
110
00:08:47,050 --> 00:08:48,130
Like you took care of that?
111
00:08:49,630 --> 00:08:50,790
I'm going to take care of that.
112
00:09:15,850 --> 00:09:21,250
your face baby I can see your halo
113
00:09:21,250 --> 00:09:24,470
I pray it won't
114
00:10:44,010 --> 00:10:47,230
Oh, man. Girl, I can't see why you can
eat that nasty ice cream.
115
00:10:47,590 --> 00:10:49,590
Girl, whatever. This ice cream is the
bomb.
116
00:10:49,850 --> 00:10:52,530
Here you go. Get that shit away from me.
You know I can't eat that.
117
00:10:53,150 --> 00:10:54,150
Why not?
118
00:10:54,990 --> 00:10:56,110
I'm allergic to nuts.
119
00:10:56,790 --> 00:10:57,790
No, you're not.
120
00:10:58,750 --> 00:10:59,790
Oh, come on. Oh, really?
121
00:11:00,210 --> 00:11:01,210
Oh.
122
00:11:01,410 --> 00:11:04,410
Look, girl. I'm sorry I forgot, but
dang.
123
00:11:05,170 --> 00:11:08,190
This cabin is just so nice. It's
beautiful.
124
00:11:08,670 --> 00:11:12,110
Thank you. Thank you. Man, we have some
good memories up in here, man.
125
00:11:13,210 --> 00:11:15,590
Oh, man, remember the time we brought
them twins up in here?
126
00:11:15,830 --> 00:11:19,410
Yeah, and we was teaching them how to
play double dutch.
127
00:11:19,990 --> 00:11:20,990
Yeah, hopscotch.
128
00:11:21,250 --> 00:11:26,810
You know, just the fun people things.
Yeah, we definitely had a lot of
129
00:11:26,810 --> 00:11:27,589
in here.
130
00:11:27,590 --> 00:11:28,590
Oh, yeah.
131
00:11:29,610 --> 00:11:33,230
Nothing like that. James told me all
them stories about y 'all up in here
132
00:11:33,230 --> 00:11:34,109
a fool.
133
00:11:34,110 --> 00:11:36,850
Oh, acting a fool, huh?
134
00:11:37,630 --> 00:11:38,890
Babe, we was reading books.
135
00:11:39,250 --> 00:11:42,610
You see that shelf right there full of
books? We read them.
136
00:11:43,020 --> 00:11:44,140
Yep, that was us.
137
00:11:45,220 --> 00:11:46,220
I'm sure you were.
138
00:11:48,460 --> 00:11:51,380
Y 'all do the crazy things. Just
perfect.
139
00:11:52,840 --> 00:11:56,200
I've been trying to tell her for years.
140
00:11:56,560 --> 00:11:59,260
She ain't listening to me. Maybe you can
break some sense into her.
141
00:12:01,280 --> 00:12:04,400
So, you two, are y 'all ready for the
weekend?
142
00:12:04,820 --> 00:12:05,820
Yeah.
143
00:12:05,960 --> 00:12:08,680
But this one right here is always ready
for everything.
144
00:12:09,300 --> 00:12:11,260
Yes, we finally have our first tub.
145
00:12:13,130 --> 00:12:14,350
Talk about right there.
146
00:12:16,430 --> 00:12:18,350
I'm just ready for this to be over.
147
00:12:18,670 --> 00:12:22,490
You know, getting back to working on my
body and getting back to work.
148
00:12:22,810 --> 00:12:24,570
Oh, I thought we already talked about
this.
149
00:12:24,810 --> 00:12:25,810
You're not going back to work?
150
00:12:26,450 --> 00:12:29,550
No, we haven't fully discussed anything
yet.
151
00:12:30,430 --> 00:12:33,730
You mentioned it once and then I didn't
even have a chance to respond to it.
152
00:12:34,090 --> 00:12:35,770
No, you said you would give it a chance.
153
00:12:36,630 --> 00:12:40,110
Look, I'm not trying to have the mother
of my first child rushing back to work.
154
00:12:40,720 --> 00:12:42,660
I'm making enough money for the all
three of us.
155
00:12:43,320 --> 00:12:44,320
Us two?
156
00:12:44,580 --> 00:12:45,700
See, you're professional.
157
00:12:47,000 --> 00:12:48,080
Hey, okay.
158
00:12:48,700 --> 00:12:50,420
Have you at least picked a name for the
baby yet?
159
00:12:51,720 --> 00:12:56,660
No, not yet. We're going to decide on
the name once we see the little angel's
160
00:12:56,660 --> 00:12:57,920
face. Aw,
161
00:12:58,760 --> 00:13:00,360
y 'all, that's so sweet.
162
00:13:03,260 --> 00:13:04,260
Oh, man.
163
00:13:07,760 --> 00:13:08,760
What?
164
00:13:08,920 --> 00:13:10,060
What you looking at me for?
165
00:13:11,080 --> 00:13:12,840
Um, when are we going to start having
our own kids?
166
00:13:13,420 --> 00:13:14,420
Oh,
167
00:13:15,120 --> 00:13:18,000
soon, babe. All right? I mean, come on,
man.
168
00:13:18,600 --> 00:13:24,020
What? Look, there's nothing else I want
more in this world than a bunch of
169
00:13:24,020 --> 00:13:26,280
badass kids running around tearing up my
shit.
170
00:13:26,820 --> 00:13:27,820
Mm -hmm.
171
00:13:28,120 --> 00:13:34,640
Yeah. So, anyways, how are y 'all going
to do this whole natural birthday? No,
172
00:13:34,640 --> 00:13:37,140
because I know when it's my turn.
173
00:13:38,680 --> 00:13:42,940
epidural. Come on, give it to me and
knock my ass out for real. I can see it.
174
00:13:42,960 --> 00:13:44,900
You know what I'm saying? Someone needs
to be pregnant for it.
175
00:13:45,460 --> 00:13:50,100
No, we've actually decided to use the
assistance of a midwife.
176
00:13:50,720 --> 00:13:53,420
Excuse me, a what? A midwife.
177
00:13:53,880 --> 00:13:57,040
They specialize in water births.
178
00:13:57,320 --> 00:13:58,320
That's a thing?
179
00:13:58,960 --> 00:14:01,360
Yeah, she's something like a natural
birth coach.
180
00:14:01,760 --> 00:14:04,200
Yeah. A natural what?
181
00:14:05,810 --> 00:14:08,230
Okay, that sounds a little crazy to me.
182
00:14:08,530 --> 00:14:14,970
Why? Why does that sound crazy? I mean,
I don't know. You got this strange
183
00:14:14,970 --> 00:14:20,090
person who you don't know coming over to
y 'all place and helping you and
184
00:14:20,090 --> 00:14:22,950
assisting with the birth of your own
baby?
185
00:14:23,330 --> 00:14:24,690
Yeah, I think that's kind of wild.
186
00:14:24,950 --> 00:14:28,310
You know what I'm saying? And what if
she's like crazy?
187
00:14:29,450 --> 00:14:32,270
Deranged? Or psycho.
188
00:14:43,030 --> 00:14:49,290
It's not crazy It's really not it's
actually pretty normal, you know, we
189
00:14:49,290 --> 00:14:55,470
interview what doesn't Oh Y 'all do
190
00:14:55,470 --> 00:14:59,870
phone interviews or these were in person
191
00:15:02,300 --> 00:15:06,700
Someone from my Lamaze class suggested a
service that we can use, and the
192
00:15:06,700 --> 00:15:08,740
midwife that we selected is highly
regarded.
193
00:15:09,920 --> 00:15:10,920
Okay.
194
00:15:12,000 --> 00:15:18,660
Really? I thought you were supposed to
meet your midwife, like, way before the
195
00:15:18,660 --> 00:15:22,440
birth of the baby, not, like, a couple
of days before the birth. I mean, you
196
00:15:22,440 --> 00:15:24,360
are, and we did.
197
00:15:24,640 --> 00:15:26,720
Yeah. It's just she stopped coming.
198
00:15:27,540 --> 00:15:30,600
So we used the service to get an
immediate replacement.
199
00:15:31,200 --> 00:15:34,060
Hold up, y 'all. I'm sorry. I gotta stop
y 'all right there.
200
00:15:34,500 --> 00:15:39,680
So, she just stopped showing up? Y 'all
don't think that's kind of weird?
201
00:15:41,760 --> 00:15:44,220
So, when are you going to meet the new
one?
202
00:15:45,080 --> 00:15:46,080
Tomorrow afternoon.
203
00:15:46,480 --> 00:15:50,260
She lives pretty far out, so we had to
come in. We didn't want a chance at
204
00:15:50,260 --> 00:15:51,300
missing the child's birth.
205
00:15:52,200 --> 00:15:54,100
Yeah, she's actually staying with us.
206
00:15:54,340 --> 00:15:56,600
Hey, who dumbass idea was that?
207
00:15:57,480 --> 00:15:58,900
Mind what your big bald ass.
208
00:15:59,400 --> 00:16:00,400
Okay.
209
00:16:00,610 --> 00:16:02,810
See? Mm -mm. That's how it starts.
210
00:16:03,130 --> 00:16:06,150
Yep. They don't know. Look, do y 'all
want us to come? Because we don't mind.
211
00:16:06,410 --> 00:16:07,329
Wait, wait, wait.
212
00:16:07,330 --> 00:16:08,470
Nope. We?
213
00:16:09,390 --> 00:16:12,250
You know, we can't. You know, we got
plans.
214
00:16:12,970 --> 00:16:15,810
Yeah, whatchamacallit.
215
00:16:16,250 --> 00:16:17,410
Whatchamacallit. What plans?
216
00:16:17,650 --> 00:16:19,970
What's with anybody else, baby? Don't
remember them plans.
217
00:16:20,430 --> 00:16:21,590
We can't stay here.
218
00:16:22,390 --> 00:16:23,910
Oh, those plans.
219
00:16:24,350 --> 00:16:26,890
Yeah, that one. I wish I could stay.
They were canceled.
220
00:16:27,170 --> 00:16:29,510
Yeah, huh? So, do y 'all want us to be
here?
221
00:16:30,090 --> 00:16:31,710
Yes, of course, Giselle.
222
00:16:32,010 --> 00:16:36,110
Why wouldn't we want the godparents of
our baby to be here?
223
00:16:39,330 --> 00:16:40,370
Godparents? Yeah.
224
00:16:40,770 --> 00:16:41,770
Oh, snap.
225
00:16:41,870 --> 00:16:45,350
We're about to be godparents. We're
going to be godparents. I'm going to be
226
00:16:45,350 --> 00:16:46,350
goddad.
227
00:16:46,530 --> 00:16:52,610
Wait a minute. You're getting emotional.
You know it. You know it. I know it.
228
00:16:52,630 --> 00:16:54,370
You know I'm going to buy some stuff
now.
229
00:16:55,350 --> 00:16:56,450
First of all, we got to get a crib.
230
00:16:56,830 --> 00:17:00,450
Got to get a crib, right? And then get a
baseball bat and glove.
231
00:17:00,890 --> 00:17:03,190
No, no, wait, wait, wait. He's going to
be a basketball player.
232
00:17:04,770 --> 00:17:06,710
Balling! Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, no, no,
football.
233
00:17:07,250 --> 00:17:09,670
We actually got to get the helmet and
stuff like that. And then he's going to
234
00:17:09,670 --> 00:17:11,910
grow up. You know I don't want him to be
a dad.
235
00:17:12,390 --> 00:17:14,970
Girl, I am that baby's father.
236
00:17:16,089 --> 00:17:20,670
Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's cool, too.
Listen, there's levels to this baby
237
00:17:20,750 --> 00:17:22,490
right? You're just a regular daddy.
238
00:17:23,150 --> 00:17:24,349
And I'm the God dad.
239
00:17:24,670 --> 00:17:25,890
I mean, that's the word.
240
00:17:26,750 --> 00:17:30,010
God. You know what I'm saying? They
don't get no bigger than that. You know
241
00:17:30,010 --> 00:17:31,210
I'm saying? They don't get no bigger
than that.
242
00:17:31,410 --> 00:17:32,410
You know what?
243
00:17:32,850 --> 00:17:34,170
He's going to be a basketball player.
244
00:17:34,450 --> 00:17:35,149
He's going to move.
245
00:17:35,150 --> 00:17:38,370
I'm going to do it too. You know it. I'm
going to do you like a dude. Man, come
246
00:17:38,370 --> 00:17:41,430
on, man. He's going to be a boy. He's
going to be crazy.
247
00:17:42,370 --> 00:17:43,450
Both of y 'all are crazy.
248
00:17:45,170 --> 00:17:50,250
Oh, I know you didn't want to say
anything to anybody, but do you know
249
00:17:50,250 --> 00:17:51,249
'all have?
250
00:17:51,250 --> 00:17:52,250
Yes.
251
00:17:52,620 --> 00:17:53,980
It's going to be a baby boy.
252
00:17:54,260 --> 00:17:55,260
Oh, baby.
253
00:17:56,020 --> 00:17:57,020
Congratulations.
254
00:17:58,540 --> 00:18:04,440
What y 'all going to name him? Okay, so
I'm thinking James Kobe Durrell Smith.
255
00:18:07,680 --> 00:18:11,440
Kobe? Yeah, girl. That's James' favorite
basketball player.
256
00:18:12,100 --> 00:18:13,860
I thought James played baseball.
257
00:18:14,180 --> 00:18:15,180
Yeah, he did.
258
00:18:15,320 --> 00:18:20,100
Oh. Okay, well, tell me. You're good,
girl. Hey, if y 'all like it, I love it.
259
00:18:20,120 --> 00:18:23,660
Okay, call me. Call me. We'll click up
later. That's cool. What time do you
260
00:18:23,660 --> 00:18:24,579
us to be here?
261
00:18:24,580 --> 00:18:25,580
Let's say 530.
262
00:18:26,140 --> 00:18:28,300
Actually, no, 430. Just come as soon as
you can.
263
00:18:28,760 --> 00:18:30,480
Well, that's perfect. We'll be here.
264
00:18:30,720 --> 00:18:31,720
Okay.
265
00:18:31,840 --> 00:18:38,280
So, how's everything been going with
counseling? Has he been able to prepare
266
00:18:38,280 --> 00:18:39,280
'all's marriage?
267
00:18:39,560 --> 00:18:41,560
You know, it went well.
268
00:18:42,260 --> 00:18:45,140
And I'm just glad that we got through
it.
269
00:18:45,870 --> 00:18:49,430
So now we can focus on healing and being
a family.
270
00:18:50,110 --> 00:18:51,770
Do you think you can forgive him?
271
00:18:57,530 --> 00:18:58,810
We all make mistakes.
272
00:19:00,190 --> 00:19:02,870
And I'm just focusing on moving forward.
273
00:19:04,370 --> 00:19:06,590
Okay, girl, I'll toast to that.
274
00:19:07,830 --> 00:19:12,830
Oh, no, no, no, no. You know there's bad
luck to not toast with alcohol, right?
275
00:19:13,130 --> 00:19:15,600
Under these circumstances, I... I think
it's fine.
276
00:19:15,920 --> 00:19:17,420
I guess you get a pass.
277
00:19:18,040 --> 00:19:19,740
Congratulations. Thank you.
278
00:19:31,380 --> 00:19:32,380
Mmm.
279
00:19:35,000 --> 00:19:36,000
Yo.
280
00:19:37,400 --> 00:19:39,540
That was crazy.
281
00:19:40,000 --> 00:19:41,360
What was crazy, baby?
282
00:19:42,800 --> 00:19:43,800
That's Phillip.
283
00:19:44,250 --> 00:19:47,030
They're trying to convince me on what to
name our child.
284
00:19:48,310 --> 00:19:54,690
No, for real. He came up with names like
LeBron, Usher, Goku.
285
00:19:56,430 --> 00:19:57,630
But what if it's a girl?
286
00:19:57,890 --> 00:19:58,890
Oh, he had names for that, too.
287
00:19:59,710 --> 00:20:01,430
Serena, Rihanna.
288
00:20:02,050 --> 00:20:04,430
Oh, he was saying Megan, but not just
Megan.
289
00:20:04,710 --> 00:20:05,970
Megan the Thou.
290
00:20:07,530 --> 00:20:10,790
I spent the last 30 minutes trying to
convince him to shut the hell up.
291
00:20:11,030 --> 00:20:12,850
Oh, that's so crazy. Oh, boy, Phillip.
292
00:20:28,399 --> 00:20:31,360
I don't know
293
00:20:45,810 --> 00:20:47,870
No. The baby is about to come in a few
days.
294
00:20:48,450 --> 00:20:49,450
Oh, for real.
295
00:20:49,690 --> 00:20:56,450
I heard that I read in a book that it
actually helps with the pushing.
296
00:20:56,530 --> 00:21:00,190
Oh, it helps with the pushing. Yeah,
like it actually, it's actually good
297
00:21:00,190 --> 00:21:01,189
both of us.
298
00:21:01,190 --> 00:21:04,210
Okay, well, you hurry up.
299
00:21:04,750 --> 00:21:05,930
Get the pushing.
300
00:21:07,210 --> 00:21:08,370
Or I'm going to be asleep.
301
00:21:09,470 --> 00:21:10,510
All right, top top.
302
00:22:11,160 --> 00:22:16,720
This is nice Where
303
00:22:16,720 --> 00:22:20,060
you going get some ice cream
304
00:22:34,190 --> 00:22:35,190
I love you too.
305
00:25:09,640 --> 00:25:10,640
Hey, babe.
306
00:25:10,760 --> 00:25:11,760
Good morning.
307
00:25:26,680 --> 00:25:27,680
James.
308
00:25:28,660 --> 00:25:29,660
James.
309
00:25:30,080 --> 00:25:31,400
Hello. Good day.
310
00:25:31,720 --> 00:25:32,720
Sorry, baby.
311
00:25:33,280 --> 00:25:34,280
Sorry.
312
00:25:34,760 --> 00:25:35,760
All right.
313
00:25:36,860 --> 00:25:38,020
Have a good day.
314
00:25:40,810 --> 00:25:42,230
So who are you on the phone with
outside?
315
00:25:43,350 --> 00:25:44,930
Sounded like y 'all were arguing or
something.
316
00:25:48,530 --> 00:25:51,850
That was just Phillip.
317
00:25:52,510 --> 00:25:53,510
Phillip?
318
00:25:54,450 --> 00:25:55,450
Yes, Phillip.
319
00:26:02,950 --> 00:26:07,470
Jay, I love you, but I can't go through
this again.
320
00:26:07,730 --> 00:26:08,730
Go through what again?
321
00:26:09,900 --> 00:26:13,400
The lies, the cheating, the random phone
calls. I can't do it.
322
00:26:13,620 --> 00:26:17,160
I already went through this.
323
00:26:19,580 --> 00:26:21,000
Who went to counseling for this?
324
00:26:22,500 --> 00:26:24,460
Look, I made a mistake, all right?
325
00:26:25,000 --> 00:26:26,000
But I'm here now.
326
00:26:33,920 --> 00:26:35,640
So if I was to ask to look at your
phone.
327
00:26:51,980 --> 00:26:53,060
Well, what did Phillip want?
328
00:26:55,760 --> 00:27:02,060
You know, so... Phil got ideas for the
baby name and all that.
329
00:27:04,860 --> 00:27:06,140
That's about all that, though.
330
00:27:06,800 --> 00:27:09,880
Let's get back to this food before it
get cold.
331
00:27:15,500 --> 00:27:17,960
Now that was real good, baby.
332
00:27:18,580 --> 00:27:20,000
I see you getting better.
333
00:27:20,280 --> 00:27:21,280
Mm -hmm.
334
00:27:22,310 --> 00:27:23,850
YouTube links finally putting it off.
335
00:27:24,230 --> 00:27:27,370
So, I ain't as good as you yet, but I'm
getting there.
336
00:27:27,730 --> 00:27:29,230
I thought we were going to have a cook
-off.
337
00:27:29,530 --> 00:27:30,530
I'm waiting.
338
00:27:34,950 --> 00:27:36,790
Look, I'm about to go take a shower real
quick, alright?
339
00:27:37,870 --> 00:27:38,870
Be right back.
340
00:27:40,850 --> 00:27:41,850
Okay.
341
00:28:49,800 --> 00:28:51,240
You know I'll never hurt you again,
right?
342
00:28:54,740 --> 00:28:58,200
Look, we were going through a rough
patch, and I messed up big time.
343
00:29:02,540 --> 00:29:04,200
Carmen, you mean everything to me.
344
00:29:06,180 --> 00:29:07,900
You're bringing our child into this
world.
345
00:29:11,920 --> 00:29:13,140
I'll never hurt you again.
346
00:29:14,160 --> 00:29:15,160
Ever.
347
00:29:20,520 --> 00:29:21,520
Hey, baby.
348
00:29:23,660 --> 00:29:24,660
Do you believe me?
349
00:29:30,580 --> 00:29:33,960
Do you love me?
350
00:29:36,940 --> 00:29:37,940
Do you love me?
351
00:29:39,480 --> 00:29:40,480
I do.
352
00:30:58,440 --> 00:31:00,160
Jane? Jane!
353
00:31:02,380 --> 00:31:03,380
Jane!
354
00:31:10,920 --> 00:31:13,100
Oh my gosh, baby!
355
00:31:14,520 --> 00:31:15,780
What is it?
356
00:31:16,280 --> 00:31:19,660
I don't know. Let's find out. Okay.
Alright.
357
00:31:34,510 --> 00:31:35,510
So what you think, baby?
358
00:31:36,010 --> 00:31:37,330
Baby, I love it.
359
00:31:39,250 --> 00:31:40,410
So when did you buy it?
360
00:31:40,710 --> 00:31:41,710
I didn't.
361
00:31:42,390 --> 00:31:44,530
Wait, so did Giselle and Phillip get it?
362
00:31:45,170 --> 00:31:46,250
No, it's from the midwife.
363
00:31:46,990 --> 00:31:50,530
Woke up this morning, found that box
outside, and it's attached to it.
364
00:31:52,010 --> 00:31:53,010
The midwife?
365
00:31:53,110 --> 00:31:54,110
Yeah.
366
00:31:56,610 --> 00:31:58,490
Congratulations to the future mom and
dad.
367
00:32:01,270 --> 00:32:02,990
But baby, how did she get our address?
368
00:32:03,340 --> 00:32:06,880
We haven't given it to her yet. You're
asking too many questions. It's free.
369
00:32:06,880 --> 00:32:07,880
know how expensive these are.
370
00:32:08,320 --> 00:32:09,340
You so damn cheap.
371
00:32:10,920 --> 00:32:11,920
Know it.
372
00:33:09,640 --> 00:33:11,880
Alright, I know you got one. You got an
eight.
373
00:33:14,860 --> 00:33:16,180
Yeah. Huh?
374
00:33:16,600 --> 00:33:18,240
The last match. You kidding?
375
00:33:18,500 --> 00:33:19,500
Yeah, yeah.
376
00:33:19,840 --> 00:33:20,960
I'm coming back.
377
00:33:21,340 --> 00:33:22,340
Okay.
378
00:33:23,140 --> 00:33:24,620
You got a three?
379
00:33:25,160 --> 00:33:28,060
Nope. You lying. Goldfish.
380
00:33:30,780 --> 00:33:31,780
Another match.
381
00:33:34,280 --> 00:33:36,380
Alright, you got a pick?
382
00:33:37,140 --> 00:33:38,960
Nope. Die.
383
00:33:46,219 --> 00:33:52,800
An hour what time did you start cooking
about an hour?
384
00:34:00,680 --> 00:34:06,180
I'm about to go because you know you
have to lose
385
00:34:17,230 --> 00:34:18,230
one piece.
386
00:35:13,480 --> 00:35:14,480
Is everything okay, baby?
387
00:35:15,200 --> 00:35:16,760
Yeah, but I heard something.
388
00:35:17,600 --> 00:35:18,600
Probably just dead.
389
00:35:18,920 --> 00:35:20,580
Go ahead, go back in the house. You
sure?
390
00:35:21,780 --> 00:35:25,420
Go find us something to watch. I'll be
in in a minute, all right?
391
00:35:27,260 --> 00:35:29,520
Okay, because you know I got your back.
392
00:35:30,800 --> 00:35:31,800
I know.
393
00:36:03,690 --> 00:36:05,390
Breathe in and out. Just breathe in and
out.
394
00:36:05,890 --> 00:36:07,530
Should I call the midwife? Is it time?
395
00:36:08,210 --> 00:36:09,470
I don't think so.
396
00:36:15,010 --> 00:36:16,010
What's that smell?
397
00:36:19,410 --> 00:36:20,410
Sorry.
398
00:36:20,950 --> 00:36:23,070
Oh, that is just foul.
399
00:36:24,530 --> 00:36:25,870
Oh my goodness.
400
00:36:26,590 --> 00:36:28,430
What? It wasn't me. It was the baby.
401
00:36:28,890 --> 00:36:31,590
You can't blame everything on the baby.
Then why can't I?
402
00:36:37,540 --> 00:36:39,160
Can you do us a favor?
403
00:36:39,660 --> 00:36:40,660
What's up?
404
00:36:41,480 --> 00:36:42,480
Ice cream.
405
00:36:43,080 --> 00:36:44,460
We need more ice cream.
406
00:36:46,680 --> 00:36:48,340
My kid needs more ice cream?
407
00:36:48,840 --> 00:36:50,180
What flavor?
408
00:36:50,520 --> 00:36:52,100
Vanilla? Strawberry?
409
00:36:52,740 --> 00:36:53,740
Chocolate?
410
00:36:56,120 --> 00:36:57,120
Cookies and cream.
411
00:36:58,140 --> 00:36:59,140
Cookies and cream.
412
00:37:02,160 --> 00:37:03,160
Is that what you want?
413
00:37:03,340 --> 00:37:04,340
Cookies and cream?
414
00:37:05,120 --> 00:37:06,120
Hmm?
415
00:37:07,540 --> 00:37:09,940
Alright. Cookies and cream it is, man.
416
00:37:10,780 --> 00:37:15,020
But babe, you do know that the closest
store is like 20 minutes away.
417
00:37:16,280 --> 00:37:17,880
Yeah. I know.
418
00:37:18,880 --> 00:37:20,760
But we really need some cookies and
cream.
419
00:37:21,640 --> 00:37:23,740
Alright. I'll go get the keys.
420
00:37:23,940 --> 00:37:25,280
Keep your phone there.
421
00:37:25,620 --> 00:37:27,520
Call me if you need anything.
422
00:37:28,640 --> 00:37:29,640
Alright.
423
00:37:34,890 --> 00:37:36,210
Don't get a speeding ticket.
424
00:38:12,600 --> 00:38:13,600
James? James?
425
00:38:16,000 --> 00:38:17,200
James, are you here?
426
00:38:30,740 --> 00:38:33,640
Hey, this is James. Sorry, I couldn't
get to the phone.
427
00:38:33,900 --> 00:38:35,320
Please leave the name and number. James.
428
00:38:36,220 --> 00:38:37,760
Baby, where are you?
429
00:38:39,110 --> 00:38:41,870
It's been two hours now. You should have
been back by now.
430
00:39:46,720 --> 00:39:48,040
Are you okay?
431
00:39:48,760 --> 00:39:51,640
Yes, it's just a minor contraction.
432
00:39:52,040 --> 00:39:53,280
Open up, let me help you.
433
00:39:58,960 --> 00:40:01,640
Oh my gosh, are you okay?
434
00:40:01,920 --> 00:40:04,580
Yes. Here, come on.
435
00:40:05,920 --> 00:40:06,920
Thank you.
436
00:40:15,419 --> 00:40:16,600
So, you're the midwife?
437
00:40:17,300 --> 00:40:18,520
Yeah, Monica Harris.
438
00:40:19,600 --> 00:40:22,840
You know, your husband called me and
told me to come in early to check in on
439
00:40:22,840 --> 00:40:25,320
you. Wait, you've spoken to my husband,
James?
440
00:40:25,960 --> 00:40:27,740
I've been trying to call him, but he
hasn't answered.
441
00:40:28,540 --> 00:40:29,620
Oh, I'm sure he's fine.
442
00:40:30,820 --> 00:40:32,800
Really bad service out here in these
neck of the woods.
443
00:40:35,020 --> 00:40:37,980
Yes, I guess you're right. I'm sure
there's nothing to worry about.
444
00:40:39,860 --> 00:40:43,620
Well, did you call me to make sure that
you were on your way? I don't remember
445
00:40:43,620 --> 00:40:45,090
getting to miss... Call from you.
446
00:40:45,750 --> 00:40:49,650
Actually, my service out here is pretty
bad, too. I tried giving you a call, but
447
00:40:49,650 --> 00:40:50,810
it went straight to voicemail.
448
00:40:52,230 --> 00:40:53,350
Didn't even mean one.
449
00:40:54,550 --> 00:40:56,610
Well, I guess that makes sense, too.
450
00:40:57,010 --> 00:40:59,070
Service is stupid out here.
451
00:41:03,150 --> 00:41:06,410
So I take it this is the father, am I
right?
452
00:41:07,310 --> 00:41:09,170
Yep, that's the culprit in question.
453
00:41:12,190 --> 00:41:13,190
Beautiful couple.
454
00:41:15,140 --> 00:41:16,140
Thank you.
455
00:41:23,100 --> 00:41:25,600
Don't worry about it.
456
00:41:26,160 --> 00:41:27,200
I'll clean it up later.
457
00:41:27,420 --> 00:41:28,420
It's fine.
458
00:41:29,280 --> 00:41:30,280
Speaking of,
459
00:41:31,520 --> 00:41:32,920
where is he?
460
00:41:33,640 --> 00:41:37,320
He was just supposed to make a quick run
to the grocery store for some ice
461
00:41:37,320 --> 00:41:39,760
cream, but I haven't heard from him
since.
462
00:41:44,560 --> 00:41:45,560
Is that your only bag?
463
00:41:46,040 --> 00:41:50,020
Oh, yeah. That's all I really need for
now. The rest of my things are in the
464
00:41:50,020 --> 00:41:51,020
car. I'll get it later.
465
00:41:51,500 --> 00:41:52,820
Oh, well, you need any help?
466
00:41:53,360 --> 00:41:54,360
No.
467
00:41:54,720 --> 00:41:55,720
You relax.
468
00:41:55,900 --> 00:41:57,560
I got it. Are you sure?
469
00:41:57,760 --> 00:42:01,100
You know, I may be pregnant, but I still
got super strength.
470
00:42:01,380 --> 00:42:02,380
Oh, I'm positive.
471
00:42:03,060 --> 00:42:04,580
You just hang tight, okay?
472
00:42:05,740 --> 00:42:09,260
So what are you guys going to name him?
473
00:42:10,800 --> 00:42:11,800
Him?
474
00:42:12,260 --> 00:42:13,600
How do you know it's a baby boy?
475
00:42:14,320 --> 00:42:15,540
I don't remember telling you that.
476
00:42:16,300 --> 00:42:20,980
Oh, you know, I've been doing this for a
long time.
477
00:42:21,300 --> 00:42:26,440
When the belly sits low like that, like
a basketball, typically means the woman
478
00:42:26,440 --> 00:42:30,720
is having a boy versus when she's having
a girl. Everyone knows that.
479
00:42:32,160 --> 00:42:34,280
Interesting. I didn't know that.
480
00:42:34,540 --> 00:42:37,660
But, no, we haven't came up with a name
just yet.
481
00:42:38,020 --> 00:42:39,280
I have something in mind.
482
00:42:40,140 --> 00:42:44,520
We're going to wait until we see his
beautiful face and name him whatever
483
00:42:44,520 --> 00:42:47,380
to our hearts. Oh, how cute.
484
00:42:50,220 --> 00:42:56,040
Oh my gosh, where is James and his ice
cream?
485
00:42:57,720 --> 00:43:03,020
Maybe he stopped by the store or
something, you know. Men get easily
486
00:43:03,220 --> 00:43:04,220
girl. What?
487
00:43:04,620 --> 00:43:07,000
No, this is really unusual.
488
00:43:09,390 --> 00:43:11,030
Do you want me to get you something from
the kitchen?
489
00:43:12,390 --> 00:43:15,850
Yes, please. I think that would really
calm my nerves. Okay.
490
00:43:16,510 --> 00:43:19,350
Could you just bring me the sandwich
that I've already made in the kitchen?
491
00:43:19,350 --> 00:43:21,110
course. And maybe something to drink?
492
00:43:21,350 --> 00:43:22,690
Of course. Coming right up.
493
00:43:23,290 --> 00:43:24,290
Thank you.
494
00:43:45,550 --> 00:43:49,390
Your sandwich wasn't fresh, so I'm
making you a new one.
495
00:43:49,930 --> 00:43:52,230
Do a nice little lemonade.
496
00:43:54,370 --> 00:43:55,870
Coming right up.
497
00:44:00,930 --> 00:44:01,930
Okay.
498
00:44:30,000 --> 00:44:31,040
Girl, this looks good.
499
00:44:35,120 --> 00:44:37,140
Here, wash that down with some lemonade.
500
00:44:38,120 --> 00:44:39,120
Yeah.
501
00:44:46,280 --> 00:44:47,280
Girl,
502
00:44:48,360 --> 00:44:50,260
this is really good.
503
00:44:50,620 --> 00:44:53,680
You know, I haven't had homemade
lemonade in some years.
504
00:44:54,820 --> 00:44:55,820
Well, you know.
505
00:44:56,300 --> 00:44:57,300
It's my specialty.
506
00:44:57,600 --> 00:45:01,160
Not only will it help you, but it'll
help this little bun in the oven.
507
00:45:02,120 --> 00:45:03,120
Drink, drink, drink, drink, drink.
508
00:45:07,400 --> 00:45:08,480
This is spot on.
509
00:45:09,220 --> 00:45:12,360
Thank you so much, Monica.
510
00:45:12,720 --> 00:45:13,618
Of course.
511
00:45:13,620 --> 00:45:15,460
You know, please don't be offended.
512
00:45:15,860 --> 00:45:18,940
But, you know, you sound a little
different from the phone.
513
00:45:19,440 --> 00:45:23,580
Can you just, you know, tell me some
more about yourself and, you know, how
514
00:45:23,580 --> 00:45:25,600
you've been doing this again? I've been
doing this for a long time.
515
00:45:27,660 --> 00:45:28,660
You're in good hands.
516
00:45:29,080 --> 00:45:30,080
Trust me.
517
00:45:30,240 --> 00:45:31,320
That's good to know.
518
00:45:32,780 --> 00:45:33,780
Girl,
519
00:45:34,080 --> 00:45:35,500
you know nature is calling.
520
00:45:35,780 --> 00:45:37,460
Lemonade got this bladder running.
521
00:45:38,480 --> 00:45:39,480
Do you need some help?
522
00:45:39,920 --> 00:45:41,460
Nah, I got it. You sure?
523
00:45:41,860 --> 00:45:43,380
Yeah. Okay.
524
00:46:15,920 --> 00:46:17,300
I'm gonna kick your daddy's ass.
525
00:46:22,080 --> 00:46:24,000
James, where are you?
526
00:46:24,860 --> 00:46:27,020
We can't get through this without you.
527
00:47:33,620 --> 00:47:35,840
Hello? It's your midwife?
528
00:47:44,280 --> 00:47:46,400
Is everything okay in there?
529
00:47:51,380 --> 00:47:52,380
Hello?
530
00:48:35,630 --> 00:48:37,310
When I do, you better not make a sound.
531
00:48:38,930 --> 00:48:41,570
Or you'll be eating and drinking from a
damn straw.
532
00:48:42,730 --> 00:48:43,730
Understand?
533
00:48:44,910 --> 00:48:46,730
Nod your head yes if you understand.
534
00:49:13,550 --> 00:49:15,010
Soon as we deliver our baby.
535
00:49:16,270 --> 00:49:17,270
Our baby?
536
00:49:17,530 --> 00:49:18,930
What the hell do you mean, our baby?
537
00:49:19,830 --> 00:49:23,850
Well, really, my baby.
538
00:49:25,630 --> 00:49:26,630
Oh, hey.
539
00:49:28,210 --> 00:49:30,090
Bitch, you're freaking crazy, don't you
know that?
540
00:49:32,430 --> 00:49:33,430
Yeah.
541
00:49:34,010 --> 00:49:36,370
Actually, I do.
542
00:49:36,970 --> 00:49:38,410
Tell me something I don't know.
543
00:49:41,010 --> 00:49:42,170
What is that on you?
544
00:49:52,920 --> 00:49:54,320
Bitch,
545
00:49:55,860 --> 00:49:56,860
I said from who?
546
00:50:04,360 --> 00:50:05,760
Open
547
00:50:05,760 --> 00:50:11,400
what?
548
00:50:28,720 --> 00:50:31,120
Think about what you're doing. You hear
me? Think about this.
549
00:50:31,480 --> 00:50:33,120
You need to eat.
550
00:50:33,460 --> 00:50:34,820
Eat! Damn it.
551
00:50:35,160 --> 00:50:36,320
Eat shit!
552
00:50:42,840 --> 00:50:49,720
If you eat, I'm going to cut that baby
out my damn self. Do you
553
00:50:49,720 --> 00:50:50,720
hear me?
554
00:50:52,940 --> 00:50:54,860
I'm trying to be nice about this.
555
00:50:58,320 --> 00:50:59,360
Don't make me deny it.
556
00:51:00,300 --> 00:51:01,560
Do you understand?
557
00:51:03,800 --> 00:51:05,060
Do you understand?
558
00:51:14,080 --> 00:51:15,080
That's better.
559
00:51:16,140 --> 00:51:17,140
See?
560
00:51:18,540 --> 00:51:20,340
That wasn't that hard, was it?
561
00:51:21,560 --> 00:51:23,800
Oh, it's been a beautiful operation.
562
00:51:39,440 --> 00:51:40,440
You look very good.
563
00:51:40,780 --> 00:51:42,300
Alright, one more.
564
00:51:45,220 --> 00:51:46,460
Here we go, come.
565
00:51:47,520 --> 00:51:48,520
See,
566
00:51:50,660 --> 00:51:52,380
that wasn't so hard, was it?
567
00:51:54,020 --> 00:51:55,020
Oh, gosh.
568
00:51:55,720 --> 00:51:57,120
This is dreadful.
569
00:52:00,220 --> 00:52:02,260
Need to pee now.
570
00:52:03,080 --> 00:52:04,080
Well, go ahead.
571
00:52:05,200 --> 00:52:06,500
Uncuff me, bitch.
572
00:52:12,240 --> 00:52:14,680
I don't give a fuck!
573
00:52:33,440 --> 00:52:34,440
Go!
574
00:52:44,880 --> 00:52:46,420
Hurry up. Shut the hell up!
575
00:52:48,260 --> 00:52:49,260
Oh.
576
00:52:50,560 --> 00:52:51,560
That's okay.
577
00:52:51,900 --> 00:52:52,900
You're fine.
578
00:52:55,220 --> 00:52:56,240
Keep crawling.
579
00:53:47,790 --> 00:53:48,790
Smells good, doesn't it?
580
00:53:51,970 --> 00:53:54,570
What the hell do you want from me?
581
00:53:55,250 --> 00:53:56,790
Just let me go, please!
582
00:53:57,690 --> 00:53:59,650
I promise I won't tell anybody.
583
00:54:01,630 --> 00:54:08,390
For the last time, I'll let you go when
you finish delivering my
584
00:54:08,390 --> 00:54:09,390
baby.
585
00:54:12,590 --> 00:54:14,570
This is my baby.
586
00:54:15,290 --> 00:54:17,450
No one is taking my baby.
587
00:54:18,070 --> 00:54:20,110
You're going to have to kill me first,
bitch.
588
00:54:22,610 --> 00:54:24,870
You better be careful what you wish for.
589
00:54:25,990 --> 00:54:27,290
Because you just might get it.
590
00:54:30,270 --> 00:54:32,510
You know, this is all James' fault.
591
00:54:33,870 --> 00:54:35,810
And what does James have to do with
this, huh?
592
00:54:37,390 --> 00:54:39,110
Well, you don't know anything, do you?
593
00:54:41,390 --> 00:54:42,390
Poor baby.
594
00:54:51,850 --> 00:54:54,270
This is me when I was pregnant with my
first child.
595
00:55:00,810 --> 00:55:01,990
This is my ultrasound.
596
00:55:07,670 --> 00:55:14,510
This is me at three months doing that
same yoga shit that you do.
597
00:55:15,750 --> 00:55:20,630
And what does this shit have to do with
me, huh? Hey, I'm getting to it.
598
00:55:20,860 --> 00:55:23,600
Well hurry the hell up. I need to use
the restroom.
599
00:55:24,420 --> 00:55:26,300
You just came from the damn restroom.
600
00:55:27,980 --> 00:55:31,440
Your husband was the father of my child.
601
00:55:38,800 --> 00:55:43,460
Until... Until what?
602
00:55:55,180 --> 00:56:01,680
me on the ground that he didn't want to
have my baby and that he doesn't love me
603
00:56:01,680 --> 00:56:03,180
and he never will.
604
00:56:04,560 --> 00:56:05,960
Your James did that.
605
00:56:07,280 --> 00:56:10,720
So I'm here to take with me my baby.
606
00:56:14,260 --> 00:56:15,260
You know what?
607
00:56:16,640 --> 00:56:17,640
You're right.
608
00:56:19,720 --> 00:56:20,820
It's your baby.
609
00:56:38,410 --> 00:56:44,730
what the hell is that no please stop
610
00:56:44,730 --> 00:56:47,210
it'll induce the labor no
611
00:57:20,300 --> 00:57:21,300
What do you want to eat?
612
00:57:23,680 --> 00:57:24,680
Fine.
613
00:57:25,460 --> 00:57:30,440
I picked up this cake for us to
celebrate the birth of my baby boy.
614
00:57:31,100 --> 00:57:32,780
But first...
615
00:57:32,780 --> 00:57:38,460
Before
616
00:57:38,460 --> 00:57:43,980
I cut the cake, we sing.
617
00:57:44,340 --> 00:57:45,480
Okay? Okay.
618
00:57:47,020 --> 00:57:49,740
Congratulations to me.
619
00:57:52,349 --> 00:57:54,510
Congratulations to you.
620
00:57:55,650 --> 00:57:59,390
You're delivering my baby.
621
00:58:01,910 --> 00:58:08,350
Congratulations to me.
622
00:58:11,390 --> 00:58:16,050
Now, I'll be nice enough to give you the
first slice.
623
00:58:16,330 --> 00:58:18,550
Oh, you're so kind. Thank you.
624
00:58:20,680 --> 00:58:21,680
It looks delicious.
625
00:58:21,760 --> 00:58:23,600
Yes. Oh, no.
626
00:58:24,800 --> 00:58:28,500
I'm baking this cake for you. All right,
now, open wide. You know what?
627
00:58:29,560 --> 00:58:30,620
I'm not a child.
628
00:58:31,640 --> 00:58:33,100
Look, I can feed myself.
629
00:58:34,040 --> 00:58:36,260
I want to celebrate with you. No.
630
00:58:36,660 --> 00:58:41,160
Yes. Come on. You can just untie me, and
I promise I won't run.
631
00:58:43,240 --> 00:58:44,880
Girl, let me enjoy that cake with you.
632
00:58:45,560 --> 00:58:46,560
I don't think so.
633
00:58:47,800 --> 00:58:48,800
I promise.
634
00:58:53,960 --> 00:58:55,240
It's a party, right?
635
00:58:57,320 --> 00:58:59,080
Well, yeah.
636
00:58:59,800 --> 00:59:00,960
It is a party.
637
00:59:01,580 --> 00:59:03,840
Okay. You try anything.
638
00:59:04,300 --> 00:59:05,300
That's it.
639
00:59:05,660 --> 00:59:06,860
That's it, that's it, that's it.
640
00:59:07,280 --> 00:59:08,280
You got it.
641
00:59:10,360 --> 00:59:11,360
Oh, fine.
642
00:59:11,940 --> 00:59:12,940
Fine.
643
00:59:13,420 --> 00:59:14,420
All right.
644
00:59:15,240 --> 00:59:16,240
All yours.
645
00:59:17,080 --> 00:59:18,760
Oh, my gosh.
646
00:59:19,640 --> 00:59:20,640
Your baby.
647
00:59:21,020 --> 00:59:22,500
He loves you.
648
00:59:25,960 --> 00:59:26,960
No, that's all right.
649
00:59:27,280 --> 00:59:28,960
But he is kicking a lot.
650
00:59:29,280 --> 00:59:30,280
You want to feel it?
651
00:59:30,580 --> 00:59:32,280
I think he's going to be a soccer
player.
652
01:00:48,750 --> 01:00:49,750
MY BABY
653
01:02:22,600 --> 01:02:23,840
I don't see that car here, babe.
654
01:02:25,280 --> 01:02:26,280
I don't either.
655
01:02:26,380 --> 01:02:27,560
Why wouldn't that car be here?
656
01:02:28,200 --> 01:02:30,000
I don't know. It probably went to the
store or something.
657
01:02:30,660 --> 01:02:31,740
The store? For what?
658
01:02:33,160 --> 01:02:34,058
She's pregnant.
659
01:02:34,060 --> 01:02:35,080
I mean, she's probably hungry.
660
01:02:36,300 --> 01:02:38,220
I mean, they told you to be here at 4
.30, right?
661
01:02:38,460 --> 01:02:40,220
Look, just go up there and knock on the
door and check.
662
01:02:40,500 --> 01:02:42,580
Me? No, you the man. You go up there.
663
01:02:42,980 --> 01:02:45,280
That's your friend. That's not mine.
That's your friend.
664
01:02:45,840 --> 01:02:47,840
She's pregnant. Y 'all need some girl
time or something.
665
01:02:48,180 --> 01:02:50,040
Look, I'm going to try to call them on
the phone. You go ahead.
666
01:02:51,299 --> 01:02:52,178
Man, whatever.
667
01:02:52,180 --> 01:02:53,260
Let me go check on my friend.
668
01:02:53,480 --> 01:02:54,480
Yeah, you do that.
669
01:03:22,759 --> 01:03:23,759
All righty.
670
01:03:24,620 --> 01:03:26,340
Time for that baby to come.
671
01:03:28,160 --> 01:03:29,160
Baby?
672
01:03:29,840 --> 01:03:31,620
What did you do to me?
673
01:03:33,080 --> 01:03:34,580
I did a lot to you.
674
01:03:35,100 --> 01:03:36,520
I'm gonna kill you, bitch.
675
01:03:37,840 --> 01:03:38,840
No, you're not.
676
01:03:39,560 --> 01:03:42,540
You're gonna lay here while I open you
up. What do they call that?
677
01:03:43,420 --> 01:03:44,420
A C -section.
678
01:03:44,680 --> 01:03:45,680
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
679
01:03:45,740 --> 01:03:47,940
Don't worry. I watch a ton of YouTube
videos.
680
01:03:48,260 --> 01:03:49,340
I got this down pat.
681
01:04:08,810 --> 01:04:10,050
You think I'm playing with you?
682
01:04:10,710 --> 01:04:12,450
Find out for yourself, bitch!
683
01:05:15,720 --> 01:05:18,760
I'm sorry, I'm here to support my sister
with her natural birth.
684
01:05:21,180 --> 01:05:22,540
Oh yeah!
685
01:05:23,600 --> 01:05:24,840
Come on in, come on in.
686
01:05:39,060 --> 01:05:40,300
So who are you?
687
01:05:40,940 --> 01:05:43,060
I'm Monica Arias, I'm the midwife.
688
01:05:43,810 --> 01:05:46,210
Oh, yeah. Carmen told me you were coming
over.
689
01:05:48,130 --> 01:05:49,430
Damn signal, man.
690
01:05:50,050 --> 01:05:52,410
What's that bullshit got us out here in
the woods?
691
01:06:02,550 --> 01:06:05,530
Hey, this is James. Sorry, I couldn't
get to the phone. James!
692
01:06:08,310 --> 01:06:09,610
Hey, stop playing, man.
693
01:06:21,870 --> 01:06:24,490
I didn't see Carmen and James because I
didn't see James. Actually, James just
694
01:06:24,490 --> 01:06:26,830
left not too long ago. He went to get
Carmen some ice cream.
695
01:06:27,470 --> 01:06:28,470
Oh, he did?
696
01:06:29,370 --> 01:06:30,690
Well, what time did he get her?
697
01:06:31,150 --> 01:06:34,390
Because I hope he got a butter pecan.
That's her favorite ice cream.
698
01:06:34,990 --> 01:06:39,910
You know, Carmen could not stop talking
about butter pecan ice cream.
699
01:06:40,510 --> 01:06:44,470
He left not too long ago. He should be
coming back any minute now.
700
01:06:50,959 --> 01:06:51,959
What's going on? You all right?
701
01:06:52,620 --> 01:06:55,380
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hey, hey, hey, I got
you, Jay. I got you, Jay. Come on. Come
702
01:06:55,380 --> 01:06:56,019
on, man.
703
01:06:56,020 --> 01:06:57,020
Sit down, sit down, sit down.
704
01:06:58,400 --> 01:06:59,700
Hey, man, what the hell happened to you,
dog?
705
01:07:03,440 --> 01:07:08,020
You tell me, man. We came up here to
support your birth, and then y 'all
706
01:07:08,020 --> 01:07:09,020
answering the door.
707
01:07:09,260 --> 01:07:12,120
Your phone going straight to voicemail.
Turn around, you in the woods and shit.
708
01:07:12,560 --> 01:07:13,560
What's going on, man?
709
01:07:14,640 --> 01:07:15,740
I don't remember this.
710
01:07:18,000 --> 01:07:23,920
I went to the store to get Carla some
ice cream and... I pulled over for a
711
01:07:23,920 --> 01:07:25,460
hitchhike and... What?
712
01:07:26,440 --> 01:07:30,320
Ended up being... Monica ass.
713
01:07:31,240 --> 01:07:32,360
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
714
01:07:33,280 --> 01:07:34,280
Monica?
715
01:07:34,480 --> 01:07:35,480
Crazy ass Monica?
716
01:07:36,320 --> 01:07:39,360
Man, I told you to leave that silly ass
alone, dog. You hard -headed, man.
717
01:07:40,760 --> 01:07:47,480
All I remember was talking, crying, and
she knocked my ass out.
718
01:07:51,120 --> 01:07:53,980
Something. Walk up in the middle of the
woods, and I'm talking to you.
719
01:07:55,540 --> 01:07:57,280
You getting knocked out by women now,
too?
720
01:07:58,840 --> 01:08:00,600
Man, shut your ass up, man.
721
01:08:01,400 --> 01:08:02,820
Shit, stay there. I'm going to get some
help.
722
01:08:05,020 --> 01:08:06,020
Wait a minute.
723
01:08:07,520 --> 01:08:09,540
I think Monica's in the house with him
right now.
724
01:08:12,480 --> 01:08:14,540
Oh, shit. No, no, wait, wait, wait. Jay,
I got this one, all right?
725
01:08:15,520 --> 01:08:19,960
Look, relax, man. I gotta go get my
wife, Carmen, and my godson, man. Be
726
01:08:19,960 --> 01:08:22,399
careful, honey. Oh, don't worry about
me. I've got that today.
727
01:08:22,680 --> 01:08:23,700
She picked the wrong one.
728
01:08:31,740 --> 01:08:32,740
Where's Carmen?
729
01:08:46,410 --> 01:08:48,189
I have to finish preparing for this
birth.
730
01:08:49,270 --> 01:08:50,270
Where are you going?
731
01:08:53,029 --> 01:08:56,870
If you don't mind, I'm just going to go
check on my girl.
732
01:08:57,529 --> 01:08:58,529
She's fine.
733
01:11:06,850 --> 01:11:07,850
Let me fix it.
734
01:12:16,520 --> 01:12:21,440
I'm Sheriff Kirby Tubbs, and let me
first say I'm so sorry for all you good
735
01:12:21,440 --> 01:12:22,440
folks have gone through.
736
01:12:22,940 --> 01:12:26,040
This kind of thing just doesn't happen
in our neck of the woods.
737
01:12:26,440 --> 01:12:30,060
But I can guarantee you this. It will
not happen again.
738
01:12:30,620 --> 01:12:33,340
She's gone away for a long, long time.
739
01:12:34,420 --> 01:12:40,340
Now, I see you guys got a new bundle of
joy, and I want to say congratulations.
740
01:12:41,160 --> 01:12:45,360
If you need anything, anything at all,
you make sure you let me know.
741
01:12:45,820 --> 01:12:47,280
Thank you, ma 'am. Yes, sir.
742
01:12:47,600 --> 01:12:49,480
Madam. Thank you, Sheriff.
743
01:12:56,580 --> 01:12:57,580
Babe,
744
01:13:05,260 --> 01:13:07,640
I can't believe your parents allowed us
to keep the cat.
745
01:13:08,380 --> 01:13:11,880
Yeah, well, they walked in and seen this
place nearly destroyed.
746
01:13:12,980 --> 01:13:15,280
Decided to get the cause for our son.
747
01:13:16,930 --> 01:13:18,310
But damn, you got lucky.
748
01:13:18,610 --> 01:13:20,230
Tell you what, this is a lick.
749
01:13:20,830 --> 01:13:22,570
Okay, whatever. Let me finish telling my
story.
750
01:13:22,930 --> 01:13:25,710
So y 'all know I had her right where I
wanted her. I was bobbing and weaving
751
01:13:25,710 --> 01:13:27,950
everything. Then she gonna hit me with
that cheap shot.
752
01:13:28,250 --> 01:13:29,530
She couldn't handle you straight up,
baby. I know.
753
01:13:29,770 --> 01:13:31,930
You know, so I tried to come in. She
tried to hit me with the bat.
754
01:13:32,210 --> 01:13:34,750
You know, I ducked. You know what I'm
saying? I didn't want to shoot her
755
01:13:34,750 --> 01:13:35,750
she a female.
756
01:13:35,810 --> 01:13:37,070
Right? So I squared up.
757
01:13:37,580 --> 01:13:38,438
Two pieces.
758
01:13:38,440 --> 01:13:40,300
Hit it with the Mike Tyson uppercut. He
fell.
759
01:13:40,700 --> 01:13:43,960
Then I got to be the hero. So I turn
around, try to run upstairs, and I trip
760
01:13:43,960 --> 01:13:47,960
fall. My head hit the corner of the
table. Next thing you know, I'm out.
761
01:13:48,280 --> 01:13:49,660
You know what I'm saying? That's how
that went.
762
01:13:49,900 --> 01:13:50,818
I know, baby.
763
01:13:50,820 --> 01:13:53,720
Really, that's how it went down. Come
on, man. You know, I ain't going to
764
01:13:54,020 --> 01:13:55,360
I ain't going to lose.
765
01:13:55,620 --> 01:13:57,460
Y 'all, I'm just glad it's all over.
766
01:13:57,760 --> 01:13:59,140
Yeah, me too.
767
01:14:00,460 --> 01:14:03,700
It was all your fault, James, trying to
be all slick and shit.
768
01:14:04,740 --> 01:14:07,860
Trust me, I'll never put any of y 'all
in that position ever again.
769
01:14:08,060 --> 01:14:11,080
You better not. I'm gonna kill you in my
damn cell.
770
01:14:13,460 --> 01:14:19,160
So what y 'all, uh, what y 'all plan on
doing?
771
01:14:19,680 --> 01:14:20,680
Or?
772
01:14:21,980 --> 01:14:23,460
What? Plans for what?
773
01:14:24,080 --> 01:14:25,640
Are y 'all gonna hire a midwife?
774
01:14:26,060 --> 01:14:27,060
Oh, hell no!
775
01:14:27,550 --> 01:14:31,090
No, and after what y 'all went through
with that crazy -ass woman, take my ass
776
01:14:31,090 --> 01:14:32,090
straight to the hospital.
777
01:14:32,310 --> 01:14:35,390
Exactly. You know what I mean? Hell, we
might be there a couple days early. You
778
01:14:35,390 --> 01:14:36,390
hear what I'm saying?
779
01:14:38,490 --> 01:14:39,490
That's the baby food.
780
01:14:39,650 --> 01:14:41,690
No, it's my turn.
781
01:14:42,330 --> 01:14:43,350
I got this day.
782
01:14:43,610 --> 01:14:47,590
No, you gonna be helping me out. Babe,
I'm not getting up. We talked about this
783
01:14:47,590 --> 01:14:49,750
already. You gonna be getting up. No,
I'm not getting up.
784
01:14:51,090 --> 01:14:52,330
Y 'all trying to go check on the food?
785
01:14:52,780 --> 01:14:53,840
Oh, so you said food.
786
01:14:54,160 --> 01:14:56,460
I'm right there now. Come on. You better
be glad we hungry.
787
01:14:56,760 --> 01:14:57,760
Come on, Pregnation.
788
01:14:59,360 --> 01:15:00,339
Let's go.
789
01:15:00,340 --> 01:15:02,460
Water like a damn pain.
790
01:15:03,120 --> 01:15:04,120
So fine.
791
01:15:05,480 --> 01:15:06,480
Put in that work.
792
01:15:06,680 --> 01:15:07,680
Work.
793
01:15:24,330 --> 01:15:25,330
What the hell are you doing?
794
01:15:59,870 --> 01:16:00,870
Okay.
795
01:16:02,430 --> 01:16:05,330
I'm just gonna go check on James Jr. one
last time.
796
01:16:06,570 --> 01:16:07,630
Alright, hurry up.
54216
Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.
Afrikaans
Akan
Albanian
Amharic
Arabic
Armenian
Azerbaijani
Basque
Belarusian
Bemba
Bengali
Bihari
Bosnian
Breton
Bulgarian
Cambodian
Catalan
Cebuano
Cherokee
Chichewa
Chinese (Simplified)
Chinese (Traditional)
Corsican
Croatian
Czech
Danish
Dutch
English
Esperanto
Estonian
Faroese
Finnish
Galician
Georgian
German
Greek
Guarani
Haitian Creole
Hausa
Hawaiian
Hebrew
Hmong
Hungarian
Icelandic
Indonesian
Irish
Italian
Japanese
Kazakh
Kinyarwanda
Kirundi
Kongo
Korean
Krio (Sierra Leone)
Kurdish
Kyrgyz
Laothian
Latin
Latvian
Lithuanian
Luganda
Luo
Luxembourgish
Macedonian
Malagasy
Malay
Maltese
Maori
Mauritian Creole
Moldavian
Mongolian
Myanmar (Burmese)
Montenegrin
Nepali
Norwegian
Pashto
Persian
Polish
Portuguese (Portugal)
Quechua
Romanian
Romansh
Russian
Samoan
Scots Gaelic
Serbian
Sesotho
Setswana
Seychellois Creole
Shona
Sindhi
Sinhalese
Slovak
Slovenian
Somali
Spanish
Swedish
Tajik
Thai
Tigrinya
Tonga
Turkish
Turkmen
Ukrainian
Uzbek
Vietnamese
Welsh
Wolof